Top posts from r/Murderedbywords on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below. Narrator ► / @jaymick
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@pintpullinggeek3 жыл бұрын
"Comma's in the air now, gotta catch it" almost killed me.
@EEEEEEEE3 жыл бұрын
E
@KikinCh1kin3 жыл бұрын
I mean he did miss the first apostrophe. It was in "You're" right at the start of the sentence and he said nothing about it and that disappointed me to no end.
@name_unkn0wn3 жыл бұрын
@@KikinCh1kin R/NobodyAsked
@Galaxydragon12183 жыл бұрын
What timestamp
@pineforest14422 жыл бұрын
@@name_unkn0wn dude that’s just mean.
@TheHotBlade3 жыл бұрын
Jack never fails to impress us with these unique intros.
@Ner0sLimb03 жыл бұрын
Impressive indeed
@lilacheart_3 жыл бұрын
they make me so uncomfortable omg
@lusterhawk6083 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@darthbatman28523 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites today lol
@ShadowDemonXS3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@ItsAllNunya3 жыл бұрын
Another important fact about Turing: we might live in a world where Nazis won WWII if he hadn't cracked the Enigma Code. Idk this Alive Jew finds that important. He deserves to be on that bill.
@Badartist8883 жыл бұрын
Also he was criminalised, chemically castrated then driven to suicide by the people he saved for being gay. So, well, in many ways him being gay is more important because the millions of lives he (and his team) saved wasn't enough to save him from abuse based on his sexuality.
@noahmiller77393 жыл бұрын
My head hurts.. I love history but I thought you were gonna say if Hitler didn't commit die.. Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not very good with history but I love learning it.
@noahmiller77393 жыл бұрын
@@Badartist888 Also, I'm actually gay myself..
@arya07943 жыл бұрын
Im not saying Turing did nothing but i think the Nazis were gonna lose either way
@pdeady37093 жыл бұрын
I always felt so bad for Turing. He had so much faith in his government that when they told him who he was was wrong he believed them.
@KSHAWK3 жыл бұрын
The man who invented insulin sold the patent for $1 because he wanted it to be affordable and accessible for everyone who needed it
@QuickAttack2832 жыл бұрын
Oops
@anshpaul70872 жыл бұрын
Mission failed successfully 😢
@siliswest498 Жыл бұрын
Whoopsie Dasies
@disposablealienbrains7010 Жыл бұрын
@@siliswest498 maybe it wasn't insulin but this one douche bought the rights for some kind of diabetes drug and raised the price by about 1000% or some such nonsense. I could look up his name but haven't yet
@admiralensin. Жыл бұрын
The f- Itness gram pacer test
@Gilhelmi3 жыл бұрын
5:20 best part. "Ohhh, squiggly mark" That is comedy gold there. The entire bit was amazing.
@peskypigeonx3 жыл бұрын
@AMM_1910 I’m so sorry
@kionnakelly29182 жыл бұрын
🤣 I listened to that specific segment of the video a few times. 🤣
@lunariousmoon3 жыл бұрын
We want a full movie abiut Detective Jack
@Zuion_Art3 жыл бұрын
Me see this man type "about" to "abiut": *Im abiut to end this man whole career*
@Marx9343 жыл бұрын
Yes
@honksss3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@theduckie7013 жыл бұрын
YES
@lemmymaster3 жыл бұрын
@@Zuion_Art good one
@scottishmrmonopoly68323 жыл бұрын
advice from a scottish: The Scottish accent needs a bit more aggression
@neilcognito3 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about the reply itself tho - that seemed way too nice.
@aureliodeprimus80183 жыл бұрын
Do you have a sound example? I am actually getting curious on how aggresive a Scotsman sounds.
@scottishmrmonopoly68323 жыл бұрын
We actually speak quite normally (well at least where I am in Scotland) but we have the accent naturally in us, you should start most sentences with "Acchh"
@McPilch3 жыл бұрын
@@aureliodeprimus8018 I recall there being a hilarious (and kinda sad) vid of an old Scottish guy who couldn't find his can of soup or something.. lemme see... Ok, that is an Irish guy.. worth the watch!! The Scottish one is an angry Scot on a roof.
@crusaderxavier3 жыл бұрын
@@scottishmrmonopoly6832 it does and that’s from a Geordie who loves IRN BRU
@Jason-ky6ru3 жыл бұрын
It'll be cool if he started with "Hi my name is Jack and we have a case to crack".
@EEEEEEEE3 жыл бұрын
E
@XHUIZU3 жыл бұрын
A
@darthstepdaddy23783 жыл бұрын
Sports
@OmnicronDelta3 жыл бұрын
Sucks and I will never buy their stuff
@XHUIZU3 жыл бұрын
@@OmnicronDelta same. Corporate greed eh.....
@jarihoogendoorn58233 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: there are small explosions in your blood streams
@_colours_3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I hate the information
@bean15593 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I hate the information
@Vincent-jq6uk3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I hate it.
@birdburb87663 жыл бұрын
Im on a plane and did not want to know this, thanks i hate it
@marbleracingstudios95523 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I hate the information
@virtee3 жыл бұрын
Those damn words… Killing anything in its path…
@Failure_Ink3 жыл бұрын
@I complete could you isn't?
@Cord-vc7wd3 жыл бұрын
Hes not having a stroke, he is speaking in a medieval way
@gyhsntdbb92373 жыл бұрын
@@Cord-vc7wd nah nah, he’s speaking the language of the gods
@Tw0Dots3 жыл бұрын
@ruhsucks dont you disrespect our forefather’s language. You need to read more everyn’t many books. Peasant 😡
@flopjul30223 жыл бұрын
i and many others got killed here 3:03
@ceramic.ants.3 жыл бұрын
Okay the that shirt actually did have a the colors of a pride flag, it is not a pride flag but it’s kinda funny how it has the right colors and the right color order.
@exlipse38133 жыл бұрын
I know right lol
@mononami3 жыл бұрын
Which flag?
@JustACandyy3 жыл бұрын
Is it the Pan flag or another sexuality I don't know about cause I'm sure there wasn't green in the Pan flag, I see it in your pfp
@qlly3 жыл бұрын
@@mononami it’s the polysexual flag :)
@6_blocks_under3 жыл бұрын
@@mononami polysexual
@joao24793 жыл бұрын
0:07 the delivery on that "BRUH" has enough power to body slam said cop
@redacted28963 жыл бұрын
“Is the hoky-poky TRULY what it’s all about?”
@fzafg3 жыл бұрын
You are 401th comment haha
@G00dTaste3 жыл бұрын
No but putting your left foot in is though
@sopcannon3 жыл бұрын
Zack Branagan lol
@BeckyNosferatu3 жыл бұрын
@@G00dTaste But only if you take it back out!
@Cammi_Rosalie2 жыл бұрын
SCP-7,000 (There's too g-d many now, I don't know..) "The Hokey-Pokey" Object class: Euclid Description: SCP-7,000 is a 60 minute, TDK brand, standard bias, cassette tape. When played in any cassette player, it first appears to be blank. However, after 45 seconds the song "Hokey-pokey" begins to play, sung by a small chorus of children accompanied by a single piano. The first verse is quite normal. However, in the second verse the childrens voices sound slightly angry. In the third verse, the piano is now playing in a minor key and the voices are becoming distorted. By the fourth verse the piano accompaniment is almost unrecognizable, and the vocals sound purely demonic. Tests by Dr. [redacted] at site [data expunged] on subject D-6534 have shown the following results: At first mild annoyance. This is followed by anxiety, then panic. By the fouth verse, D-6534 was convulsing on the floor of the test chamber shortly before falling unconscious. A recording of a silent video feed confirms this. The tape was stopped and D-6534 was taken to the infirmary. After 4 hours, D-6534 awoke and began dancing the Hokey-Pokey. Ateempts were made by the medical staff to subdue him, but D-6534 resisted all attempts. When strapped down, he struggled so hard to continue to dance, that he broke his own arms and legs in order to continue to put them in & out. He sang a final verse about putting his head in and out, and when he shook it all about, he broke his neck and [redacted]. After D-6534's expiration, the cassette tape was found to be rewound and located in an old boombox in a staff members personal quarters. Fortunately, the staff member being trained to be aware of anything out of the ordinary reported the unusual tape found in his boombox. Dr-[Redacted] secured the tape and returned to to its current containment. SCP-7,000 is to be kept in a standard plastic cassette box, which in turn is to be placed in a magnetically shielded and locked box. The box is to be stored in the onsite vault, accessible to level 3, or higher researchers only.
@DekFocs3 жыл бұрын
As a part of Gen Z, I can confirm that I start having a mental breakdown and require my cat to calm me down upon thinking about asking waiters for ketchup.
@imperial22522 жыл бұрын
relatable. also nice pfp
@alyssa69182 жыл бұрын
@@imperial2252 i'm not the person you were talking to but nice pfp yourself
@imperial22522 жыл бұрын
@@alyssa6918 thank you
@seleneyue2 жыл бұрын
Millennial here, but same. Cat videos keep me sane.
@einienj32813 жыл бұрын
Life saving medicine should be price regulated.. it has to be accesable for the poorest citizens too..
@lenny4153 жыл бұрын
Should be free
@einienj32813 жыл бұрын
@@lenny415 Yes it should, but that will never happen in capitalized US.. my meds in Finland are very affordable and still the government pays almost half of them..
@kiloklavdi11853 жыл бұрын
In my country, government can cover some of your medications and it's not even standing out or highly ahead but a country with a lot of potential dumped it on guns and military
@dennett3163 жыл бұрын
Medical care should never be for profit, ever. No country can call itself civilised until medical care is freely available to all.
@einienj32813 жыл бұрын
@@dennett316 Exactly! You know how civilized they are by the way they treat the most vulnerable citizens.. (poor, homeless, elderly, handicapped etc)
@Flarflenugen3 жыл бұрын
HELL YA EMKAY ONLY FANS!!!!!!!!!! It's the only one I will pay for
@CHRONE_GRIPS3 жыл бұрын
Shut up and take my money
@EnjoyerOfCastle3 жыл бұрын
YES
@ivebeenmemed3 жыл бұрын
😳
@joey_mccreight3 жыл бұрын
same
@somedudeplayingasaxophone92853 жыл бұрын
"whips out credit card" I've been waiting on this day for 3000 years
@welcometotheinternet5743 жыл бұрын
6:37 For anyone wondering, the reason why they point out his sexuality is because he was prosecuted under the charges of sexual misdemeanor (he was gay) and was forced to, instead of going to jail, start a series of painful sexual re-orientation therapy wich included industiral castration and he died shortly after (killed himself (or was killed) with a knife, if I recall correctly). He basically lost all of his prestige and dignity and eventually his life because of the crime of loving a man…
@kingstonlovely74049 ай бұрын
Wasn't it a cyanide apple?
@slvxr3 жыл бұрын
I loved this one before even starting. The detective thing was so cool
@yellowflag99453 жыл бұрын
@I complete shut up bot
@slvxr3 жыл бұрын
@I complete shut
@destiny20043 жыл бұрын
6:40 yes actually it was very important that he is said to be gay as although him basically winning the war for us he was let go for being gay. his story shows that u can save a country and still be hated simply because you are gay and therefore its important to note his sexuality
@V3xxe3 жыл бұрын
Yup. The government used him, incarcerated and chemically castrated him and drove him to suicide.
@johnmccoy56243 жыл бұрын
Jack gets closer and closer to his final form through every intro. I'm expecting him to just eventually warp himself into captain Zapp Brannigan.
@soomitsunami59362 жыл бұрын
YOOO HOLY SHIT IM 12 AND YOU WATCHED FUTURAMA TOO BRO HOLU SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
@Wilhelm239853 жыл бұрын
The intro was unexpected...
@TheHotBlade3 жыл бұрын
r/unexpected
@erenyeager38293 жыл бұрын
R/wellthatwasunexpected
@samuelclayhills32983 жыл бұрын
11:45 Ash Ketchum became a war criminal after his pokemon career tanked.
@adaman.shr.35383 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah he is still roastin just as hard as he did during pokemon season 1 heh
@thatonegaminglatias43453 жыл бұрын
But people will still fangirl over him, no?
@cumunist21203 жыл бұрын
It’s just a natural step after forcing animals to fight to the death for a living
@thatonegaminglatias43453 жыл бұрын
@@cumunist2120 Pokemon fight in wild anyways, nice try.
@alice_weirddom5 ай бұрын
Ash ketchup
@jacklow96113 жыл бұрын
"America is free!", says no one who has rent, a mortgage, needs groceries, clothes, transportation, furniture, utilities, amusement, etc.
@DarkAdonisVyers2 жыл бұрын
For CCP virus quarantine, were you welded into your own home? Not locked, mind you. Straight up having a blowtorch melt metal frames over your doorway? No? Then yes, you are more free in the US than in China. To say nothing of the fact that you cannot legally access KZfaq in China.
@jacklow96112 жыл бұрын
@@DarkAdonisVyers: I beg pardon, but I've never even heard of the CCP virus, much less been quarantined for it. Otherwise, you obviously misunderstood my comment. My comment had as much relationship to your comment as fried bacon and sedimentary rocks, which is absolutely none. We are talking about differences in "freedom".
@DarkAdonisVyers2 жыл бұрын
@@jacklow9611 See. I'm referring to the state of being free or at liberty rather than in confinement or under physical restraint, while you're talking about being "free", in terms of "given without consideration of a return or reward". In which case, no shit. Of course, you pay for stuff.
@jacklow96112 жыл бұрын
@@DarkAdonisVyers: I am perfectly aware of what you meant. I guess my (feeble) attempt to inject a bit of humor was like the moon and stars... Far above your head.
@DarkAdonisVyers2 жыл бұрын
@@jacklow9611 Then in the interest of further humor, we have essentially just reenacted this commercial: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nbSkZ9yWsqi0YZs.html with none of the actual advertisement, somehow.
@cosm0s_puppy562 жыл бұрын
"gen z will be too afraid to ask for extra ketchup but will bodyslam a cop thats because we respect those who actually serve" as a socially awkward anarchist, i agree lmfao
@Parrapette3 жыл бұрын
Ooh it's in the air now gotta catch it! God that killed me
@marlyd3 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite part
@VTPPGLVR3 жыл бұрын
Love the punctuation play-by-play around 5:40! X-D “Ooh! Squiggly’s back!”
@Jessica-bz1vm3 жыл бұрын
This was probably the funniest Emkay vid I’ve watched lol. Jack was great! I still can’t get over “Oh that comma’s in the air better catch it” lmao
@certifiedfurry3 жыл бұрын
Me, a Gen Z, who would actually ask a waiter for extra ketchup: *My goals are beyond your understanding* I just want ketchup man leave me alome
@bear_animates3 жыл бұрын
We need to see more of detective jack
@buzz_bzuzz2 жыл бұрын
As a ginger myself, I can confirm that us gingers are mere husks of emotionless flesh. No soul at all trapped within our burnt exterior
@de-void18723 жыл бұрын
8:25 it is the colours of the polysexual pride flag lmaooo
@alchemysaga37453 жыл бұрын
For anyone wondering what Alison Sydor was talking about- She's transphobic, and uses the basis of trans women having 'advantages' in sports as a justification for it. In particular, she basically accused trans rights activism of being more about making money than, you know, science and giving a shit about people. While she certainly has the basis to have input, it doesn't actually justify what she uses that status to push. The reality is that trans woman athletes are such a small population that they do not pose any risk against cisgender female athletes when it comes to sport positions. And that the junk science used to support the idea of keeping them out of sports is more likely to harm not just trans women, but cisgender individuals, who may be intersex in some form and not know until they are disqualified for having 'too high' of testosterone to meet the criteria, or even cisgender women who simply produce more testosterone. It has happened before that such hormone regulations have pushed AFAB individuals with promising sports careers into quitting for fear of being pushed out of the closet, and the junk science behind the rules leads to even more dangerous rules and laws being based on it. Including laws that conservatives have attempted to pass that would force all children who compete in sports to be subject to genital exams by any school official simply to join a sports team, or to be forced to comply to such if accused of 'being a boy.' I don't think I need to point out how quickly and easily that would be abused. Luckily, that part didn't completely pass into the law- in some places, on this attempt. But some conservatives are already foaming at the mouth to create new laws to add it. As I said, it doesn't invalidate her position to make a statement, or that she murdered the other with words- just don't confuse having a good comeback with being in the right.
@WowieZowie1233 жыл бұрын
Guess what? *N O B O D Y A S K S*
@robertwilson48343 жыл бұрын
I thought I recognised the colours in her pfp and in her twitter handle/name/whatever it's called, it's a common thing for a certain group of TERFs to use those colours to identify themselves to others. Thank you for confirming.
@marlonmontelhiggins85703 жыл бұрын
NOTE: This reply has been encoded with the Caesar cipher, as I refuse to modify it any further just to prevent its deletion. This automatic comment deletion needs to die. Hard. Mx'w rsx xlex ai aerx xverw-jiqepi exlpixiw oitx syx sj wtsvxw epxskixliv, fyx xlex ai aerx xliq oitx syx sj *asqir'w* wtsvxw. Izir amxl xliq lezmrk ywih lsvqsri fpsgoivw, erh ksxxir wyvkivc xs figsqi jiqepi, xlic evi wxmpp fmspskmgeppc qepi. Asqir hsr'x kix xli weqi firijmxw jvsq tyfivxc ew qir hs. Lipp, csy riziv wii e xverw-qepi exlpixi gsqtixmrk ekemrwx fmspskmgeppc qepi exlpixiw. Xli srpc aec mr almgl xs wxst qepiw hizipstmrk ew qepiw asyph fi xs viqszi xlimv gsroivw almpi xlic'vi wxmpp csyrk, ew lew fiir hsri jsv gewxvexsw erh fyppsgow, erh izir xlir, mx wlsyph wxmpp fi gsrwmhivih tyhirhyq qyxmpexmsr. Rs-sri wlsyph fi eppsaih xs xverwmxmsr xlex csyrk (fyx xlir ekemr, xlivi evi wsqi wmgo jvieow syx xlivi aerxmrk xs xyvr xlimv glmphvir mrxs xli ribx Fvygi Vimqiv). M izir fipmizi xlex xs gsqtevi fmspskmgeppc qepi asqir xs fmspskmgeppc jiqepi mrxivwib asqir asyph fi er mrwypx xs xli pexxiv, iwtigmeppc gsrwmhivmrk wtsvxw. Lipp, mj csy vieppc aerx xverw-jiqepi exlpixiw mr wtsvxw, csy wlsyph fi gsrxirx amxl xli mhie sj srpc imxliv eppsamrk xliq xs gsqtpixi ekemrwx iegl sxliv, sv rsx lezmrk xliq gsqtixi ekemrwx ercsri. Fyx, wyvi, pix'w eppsa ersxliv Xeqmooe Fvirxw xs kix tyqqippih fc ersxliv Jeppsr Jsb. Pix'w gsrhiqr ersxliv Nirrmjiv Aekriv xs jiip gliexih syx sj amrrmrk e wmpziv qihep fc ersxliv Veglip QgOmrrsr. Pix'w vihygi lmkl wglssp kmvpw' wtsvxw xs e wxexi sj vymr fc eppsamrk xverw-jiqepiw xs gsqtixi mr xliq. Pix'w jyvxliv gsrhiqr xliq xs vmhmgypi fc givxemr wtsvxw zmiaivw, gsqtippmrk wsqi sj xliq xs nsoi efsyx xli xverw-jiqepi exlpixiw fimrk jempih qepi exlpixiw wiiomrk zepmhexmsr fc higmhmrk xs xyvr jiqepi, erh gsqtixi mr asqir'w wtsvxw. Erh, M hsr'x izir kmzi e wpmziv sj e jygo mj xlic evi e qmrsvmxc. Eppsamrk xliq xs gsqtixi ekemrwx asqir ampp fi xli hiexl sj asqir'w wtsvxw, erh xlivi'w rs aec mr Lipp xlex csy ger gsrzmrgi qi sxlivamwi. Csy'vi wyttsvxmrk xlmw wlmx, erh csy lezi xli eyhegmxc xs glex wlmx efsyx yrjemvriww? Efwyvh. Xvypc efwyvh. Csy, erh xlswi 32 pmoivw sj csyv gsqqirx (ew M xcti), riih xs fi wlsx.
@noconsequence44863 жыл бұрын
@@marlonmontelhiggins8570 Not that I disagree with what you said, but the last bit was a bit extreme
@marlonmontelhiggins85703 жыл бұрын
@@noconsequence4486 - Yeah, I may have gone a bit far there. In assumption that that was the part that kept getting my reply deleted, I even changed that part in my last non-encoded draft of it to read, "need to be smacked upside the head", instead, but I didn't think to copy that one, hence the draft that actually got encoded. That non-encoded final draft got deleted, anyway, despite that last change, leading me, once a-motherfucking-gain, to resort to encoding a reply with the Caesar cipher. I do have a fondness for encoding messages, but having to rely on that, just to get certain thoughts out there, out of frustration with getting replies in which I express them deleted, is silly. This automatic comment deletion thing can bite me.
@mineshnissanka71393 жыл бұрын
r/MurderedByWords is one of the best subreddits in all of Reddit and both Jack and Robin are the perfect narrator for it, but I'd love to hear Lexi doing it aswell
@theREALsilviautism3 жыл бұрын
i like how detective jack got so into the act he completely skipped the fanart section lmao
@tacodyr3 жыл бұрын
Jack, from now on every r/murderedbywords episodes you are in have to be with detective Jack. This episode was gold!
@theworstgamer59673 жыл бұрын
8:15 I interpret this as proof Wyoming doesn't exist.
@jacklow96113 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, those in neighboring states are all painfully aware that it does. This is nothing against the state, itself. It's a beautiful place. The problem is that it just has some horrible, crappy people taking up space there that can't even act like they even know what their state motto/nickname is.
@awesomestyles3 жыл бұрын
Day 290 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
@wowzabowza67893 жыл бұрын
Yass
@therealpepsicat3 жыл бұрын
Shut
@christinenorth29203 жыл бұрын
Yes
@AzixxSeraph3 жыл бұрын
wtf are u a bot
@-gummyworm-26063 жыл бұрын
Yes
@demonictogaaftoncipherstar42713 жыл бұрын
Why is this subreddit just so good?
@EEEEEEEE3 жыл бұрын
The best part is when US people maybe realize that they aren't perfect
@Jedi-ge6lr3 жыл бұрын
1:48 Am I the only one who doubts that Disney is dropping the name?
@Jedi-ge6lr3 жыл бұрын
@GentlemenGhidorah I don't know.
@alanmiraanime3 жыл бұрын
@GentlemenGhidorah that’s the same thing I thought when I saw the comment lol
@ShowerEnjoyer993 жыл бұрын
1:48
@hyewonkim62353 жыл бұрын
I feel like everyone of EmKay has their own unique aspect
@ririnasenpai47473 жыл бұрын
videos narrated by jack are always so fun to watch ong
@FelineDeskFan133 жыл бұрын
Those first couple of seconds… were so funny (idk why but I died of laughter when you said BRUH🤣)
@stephanginther90513 жыл бұрын
"No but the photographer does." That was a really awesome comeback.
@ungusbungus24862 жыл бұрын
Also that nap battle is DEFINITELY taught in school because I learned about it last year.
@MpanzuSolos Жыл бұрын
Thought that said rap battle 💀
@gravestonegaming103 жыл бұрын
0:33 WhAT dID yOU JuSt SaY?
@Ryiota3 жыл бұрын
Everytime the film for the detective part was going I kept thinking there was a hair on my screen
@bigj14763 жыл бұрын
Detective jack sounds like a Powerpuff girl government agent
@halhenry72293 жыл бұрын
10:35 "ZICCH"
@miniorange55963 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop smilling when Jack spoke in his Detective Voice (: .
@blark53 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oNd6mdSg0b7Rm2g.html
@blark53 жыл бұрын
:)
@Ms.Cookie3 жыл бұрын
6:25 the reason Alan Turing is a gay man it's important was because he was prosecuted for being guilty and he lost his government job he had to get hormone treatments and just live and not good life in general to the point of where he committed suicide by dosing an apple of cyanide so yeah that's why I'm turning being a gay man and some portions and also we finally got a banknote even though I'm not British but we still got a bank note Edit: spelling
@kingstonlovely74049 ай бұрын
I'm sorry, what?
@Ms.Cookie9 ай бұрын
@@kingstonlovely7404 Me no has grammar
@kingstonlovely74049 ай бұрын
@@Ms.Cookie ya stll dont?
@Ms.Cookie9 ай бұрын
IDK I was probably very tired and writing this late at night@@kingstonlovely7404
@JayMick3 жыл бұрын
This intro/outro has outright been my favourite one to do thus far. The music edit just- perfect. Yes.
@SarahAbramova3 жыл бұрын
The beginning sounds so classy, I sort of want to hear more of it.
@broskiv23713 жыл бұрын
Detective Jack, that intro and that outro were amazing
@xocialrosenotsocial3 жыл бұрын
I always love it when Jack narrates and improvises some intros, songs, and voices for the videos. It really brings some spice to it and gets me everytime. Love you Jack!! You, Lexi, and Robin keep up the great content!! Love you guys!! 💜🌈✨🌈✨💜💜🌈✨
@brabbit7362 жыл бұрын
I really thought Em was going to say "oh, shots fired" in response to that last one...kinda disappointed he didn't. 😅
@jorgesoprano782 жыл бұрын
the first is accurate in some places for example in my city a person was robbed 5 times by the same thief the last robbery her daughters were alone at home (the eldest was under 10 and it is not legal to carry weapons) When the person arrived at his house, he called the police. They didn't answer, he went looking for the thief and found him in my family's kiosk, hiding and asking for help. My family knows him (his brother came to rob the kiosk a few months before) so they didn't help him The person found him and began to beat him, so my uncle called the police the first time they answered and told him: "leave the place and I let him to kill it" After that they did not return to answer the phone
@the4thsteve273 жыл бұрын
0:42 this is giving me hard Zapp Brannigan vibes
@mistingwolf3 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize Jack sounds like Zapp Brannigan...
@drawnwithlove34993 жыл бұрын
11:09 also why specifically focus on the fact they're trans? Don't most trans people just wanna be seen as the gender they are? The traits described here don't have anything to do with being trans, and therefore is irrelevant. The person made it sound like these traits are so exceptional for transwomen, they ultimately contradicted the point they wanted to make
@emilybarclay88313 жыл бұрын
It’s clear that this was a thinly veiled way to say ‘trans women are just men and men have all the accomplishments’. It’s stupid and an obvious bating attempt
@vidmanandrew093 жыл бұрын
I was expecting an Emkay voice, but instead got Zap Brannigan. Can’t complain yet.
@banzana1133 жыл бұрын
From a Scottish person. Scottish accent 8 out of 10. Some bits sounded Irish but it was better than most Scottish accents that I’ve heard people try on the internet. Good job
@lonelyronin24283 жыл бұрын
Hey, I actually saw that comment in the comment section while watching the music video!! He may look silly, but the music video is great, and the song is even better, TRUST ME!! its called Dragonball Durag by Thundercat. Yes, thats the real title and artist.
@organicmechanic45123 жыл бұрын
nah, youre the best narrator
@name-uh5ee3 жыл бұрын
2:23 There's this thing called strategy in battles And a very popular one is attacking when the enemy is weak or not expecting to be attacked If you're dumb enough to take naps during war when your opponent is up and ready to fight, expect to be attacked
@alexsabau59423 жыл бұрын
1:47 ...the most important character in all of star wars was a slave...
@quinnception6312 жыл бұрын
Not only that , but canonically Jango Fett's ship is called slave 1
@SIS3W3N2 жыл бұрын
2:23 Actually, that's exactly what they teach. They also teach that the battle was won in 18 minutes and that Santa Anna tried to flee wearing the uniform of a low-ranking soldier. Her quaint concept of honor has little application when facing a larger, more professional military force that has proven itself willing to murder prisoners on multiple occasions. Sorry to burst anyone's bubble, but Santa Anna's central Mexican government was not a victim in the Texas Revolution. Feel free to check the history on the other Mexican provinces that revolted around the same time.
@katierobertson16823 жыл бұрын
Alan turung was put into a concentration camp for being gay. He helped solve the enigma code and nearly had that acheivement erased simply because they didnt like his sexuality. So its kind of an important point.
@Krillacreat3 жыл бұрын
Detective Jack, I have a case for you: Why is your voice worth simping over?
@stephenjacobs59163 жыл бұрын
Jack sounds like he could do a perfect impression of Zap Brannigan.
@lanoche3 жыл бұрын
I thought Zapp Brannigan was talking around the 0:25
@Mr_Original3 жыл бұрын
"What I'm trying to say is you should subscribe." If he said "What I'm trying to say is you're under arrest, I would've been _done._ 😂
@gunsandroses8963 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. My favourite ship from (unravels scroll of censorship) Star Disagreeents. The (squints at handwriting) Voluntary Worker 1
@Leonidas1210vc3 жыл бұрын
sounds like a country/corp trying to sugar coat its misdeeds
@throwawayaccount8212 жыл бұрын
0:48 you sounded just like Zapp Branagin from Futurerama.
@ghostgarcello7233 жыл бұрын
Wubalubadubdub translates to: “I am in great pain, please help me."
@enlightendbel3 жыл бұрын
The Turing one. He wasn't jailed and castrated for being a scientist that birthed modern computers and ended WW2. He was jailed and castrated for being gay, even though he was a scientists that at that time already birthed modern computers and ENDED WORLD WAR 2.
@raphaeldagamer3 жыл бұрын
I thought the Alan Turing one was gonna go one of two ways: either the person with the response would have pointed out that in English you put the adjective (gay) before the noun (computer scientist) or that they would point out that he wasn't credited for his revolutionary work solely because he was gay. It went neither way and was more of an explanation of the order of events.
@nefwaenre3 жыл бұрын
This is why Emkay is a class apart. It's not just a meme channel, it's got cool intros, cool segways, comedy, advice, advocacy, but most importantly, wholesome narrators! 🖤
@rosiefay72839 ай бұрын
Segway is the name of that two-wheel one-axle vehicle. Just saying.
@DanDoesStuffs3 жыл бұрын
This is a certified hood classic
@riverbetg3 жыл бұрын
Razor
@DanDoesStuffs3 жыл бұрын
@@riverbetg klee
@riverbetg3 жыл бұрын
@@DanDoesStuffs razor
@ArmchairNote423 жыл бұрын
jack's narration was quite enjoyable this time GREAT WORK!
@keepdancingmaria2 жыл бұрын
I laughed all the way through this because of your delivery. Thanks so much.
@lewisackroyd37003 жыл бұрын
He sounds like the captain guy from futurama, the one who is always trying to get to Lola I think
@erinmiller14333 жыл бұрын
Zapp Brannigan, and you mean Leela.
@jacklow96113 жыл бұрын
Leela.
@noahleonard24813 жыл бұрын
Jack intros have become so long and dramatic (still love them tho) that I’m beginning to think he’s just Zavala. I’m fully expecting his next one to start out with “Whether we wanted it or not we’ve stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars”.
@shysky55613 жыл бұрын
That outro cracked me up so much, Jack is truly the best
@puredemon59263 жыл бұрын
I love that the editors play along with the randomness on this channel.
@usuarioaleatoriodegoogle83873 жыл бұрын
5:09 I love this part
@Caitlin_Mitchell3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the ending was meant to be a reference to old school detectives but literally all I heard was Captain Zapp Brannigan.
@beta_taken_om3ga3 жыл бұрын
I love futurama
@angellovecharm77593 жыл бұрын
That detective voice sounds so much like Zapp Brannigan that I hurt
@SirPhysics3 жыл бұрын
As to why insulin manufacturers would make their product prohibitively expensive, there are two reasons. The first probably has something to do with insurance (insurance will pay a fair amount of that inflated cost while anyone without insurance is stuck paying the whole thing), but also it can be more profitable to take more money from fewer people. All drug companies care about is how much money they're making, not how many people are taking their medications. If doubling the price of the drug would only price out 25% of the people who take it then it's worth doing. This is, coincidentally, why no part of healthcare should be run for profit.
@h-Films3 жыл бұрын
10:22 i like how their name was censored with a rainbow lol
@____21143 жыл бұрын
2:22 They literally taught us that.
@kurisu78853 жыл бұрын
Saying someone is too nervous to ask wait staff for ketchup but will bodyslam a cop doesn't seem like that much of a flex.
@izzaf64623 жыл бұрын
”It’s in the air, better catch it!”😂
@IamOnlyInYourHead3 жыл бұрын
i love every single emkay video because it is always so damn funny lmao
@feixou.3 жыл бұрын
Detective Jack sounds pretty cool actually
@Etienne-Chxrry Жыл бұрын
Jack's intros never fail to impress
@wallywallace21843 жыл бұрын
So the one of someone complaining about how the stripes on a shirt looks like a pride flag, he was right. Pink, green, blue (top to bottom) is the poly pride flag. However, the clapback still applies, as I'm sure it was a coincidence.
@darthatrox2 жыл бұрын
0:18 WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE ZAPP BRANNIGAN FROM FUTURAMA😫
@Juzokinnie3 жыл бұрын
10:00 Okay, but this company is amazing. They're just speaking facts.
@VelocityRaptor323 жыл бұрын
Imo both people have a point. I disagree with all this pride stuff because I believe there is always going to be a group of people that hate you for who you are, doesn’t matter if your black, white, gay, or transgender. Someone is always going to hate you for how you are. I just wish that all the people would just shut up and live their lives
@convexpiano3 жыл бұрын
I'm with Dippo on this one
@VelocityRaptor323 жыл бұрын
@@convexpiano I’m very surprised and very glad someone shares the same opinion as me
@convexpiano3 жыл бұрын
@@VelocityRaptor32 I'm glad too
@Jaydenbb52 жыл бұрын
0:21 he really just hit us with the "we've stepped into a war with the cabal on mars" voice