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I mean he did miss the first apostrophe. It was in "You're" right at the start of the sentence and he said nothing about it and that disappointed me to no end.

@@KikinCh1kin R/NobodyAsked

What timestamp

@@name_unkn0wn dude that’s just mean.

Impressive indeed

they make me so uncomfortable omg

Ikr

One of my favorites today lol

Yep

Also he was criminalised, chemically castrated then driven to suicide by the people he saved for being gay. So, well, in many ways him being gay is more important because the millions of lives he (and his team) saved wasn't enough to save him from abuse based on his sexuality.

My head hurts.. I love history but I thought you were gonna say if Hitler didn't commit die.. Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not very good with history but I love learning it.

@@Badartist888 Also, I'm actually gay myself..

Im not saying Turing did nothing but i think the Nazis were gonna lose either way

I always felt so bad for Turing. He had so much faith in his government that when they told him who he was was wrong he believed them.

Oops

Mission failed successfully 😢

Whoopsie Dasies

@@siliswest498 maybe it wasn't insulin but this one douche bought the rights for some kind of diabetes drug and raised the price by about 1000% or some such nonsense. I could look up his name but haven't yet

The f- Itness gram pacer test

@AMM_1910 I’m so sorry

🤣 I listened to that specific segment of the video a few times. 🤣

Me see this man type "about" to "abiut": *Im abiut to end this man whole career*

Yes

Yes

YES

@@Zuion_Art good one

Can we talk about the reply itself tho - that seemed way too nice.

Do you have a sound example? I am actually getting curious on how aggresive a Scotsman sounds.

We actually speak quite normally (well at least where I am in Scotland) but we have the accent naturally in us, you should start most sentences with "Acchh"

@@aureliodeprimus8018 I recall there being a hilarious (and kinda sad) vid of an old Scottish guy who couldn't find his can of soup or something.. lemme see... Ok, that is an Irish guy.. worth the watch!! The Scottish one is an angry Scot on a roof.

@@scottishmrmonopoly6832 it does and that’s from a Geordie who loves IRN BRU

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Sports

Sucks and I will never buy their stuff

@@OmnicronDelta same. Corporate greed eh.....

Thanks, I hate the information

Thanks, I hate the information

Thanks, I hate it.

Im on a plane and did not want to know this, thanks i hate it

Thanks, I hate the information

@I complete could you isn't?

Hes not having a stroke, he is speaking in a medieval way

@@Cord-vc7wd nah nah, he’s speaking the language of the gods

@ruhsucks dont you disrespect our forefather’s language. You need to read more everyn’t many books. Peasant 😡

i and many others got killed here 3:03

I know right lol

Which flag?

Is it the Pan flag or another sexuality I don't know about cause I'm sure there wasn't green in the Pan flag, I see it in your pfp

@@mononami it’s the polysexual flag :)

@@mononami polysexual

You are 401th comment haha

No but putting your left foot in is though

Zack Branagan lol

@@G00dTaste But only if you take it back out!

SCP-7,000 (There's too g-d many now, I don't know..) "The Hokey-Pokey" Object class: Euclid Description: SCP-7,000 is a 60 minute, TDK brand, standard bias, cassette tape. When played in any cassette player, it first appears to be blank. However, after 45 seconds the song "Hokey-pokey" begins to play, sung by a small chorus of children accompanied by a single piano. The first verse is quite normal. However, in the second verse the childrens voices sound slightly angry. In the third verse, the piano is now playing in a minor key and the voices are becoming distorted. By the fourth verse the piano accompaniment is almost unrecognizable, and the vocals sound purely demonic. Tests by Dr. [redacted] at site [data expunged] on subject D-6534 have shown the following results: At first mild annoyance. This is followed by anxiety, then panic. By the fouth verse, D-6534 was convulsing on the floor of the test chamber shortly before falling unconscious. A recording of a silent video feed confirms this. The tape was stopped and D-6534 was taken to the infirmary. After 4 hours, D-6534 awoke and began dancing the Hokey-Pokey. Ateempts were made by the medical staff to subdue him, but D-6534 resisted all attempts. When strapped down, he struggled so hard to continue to dance, that he broke his own arms and legs in order to continue to put them in & out. He sang a final verse about putting his head in and out, and when he shook it all about, he broke his neck and [redacted]. After D-6534's expiration, the cassette tape was found to be rewound and located in an old boombox in a staff members personal quarters. Fortunately, the staff member being trained to be aware of anything out of the ordinary reported the unusual tape found in his boombox. Dr-[Redacted] secured the tape and returned to to its current containment. SCP-7,000 is to be kept in a standard plastic cassette box, which in turn is to be placed in a magnetically shielded and locked box. The box is to be stored in the onsite vault, accessible to level 3, or higher researchers only.

relatable. also nice pfp

@@imperial2252 i'm not the person you were talking to but nice pfp yourself

@@alyssa6918 thank you

Millennial here, but same. Cat videos keep me sane.

Should be free

@@lenny415 Yes it should, but that will never happen in capitalized US.. my meds in Finland are very affordable and still the government pays almost half of them..

In my country, government can cover some of your medications and it's not even standing out or highly ahead but a country with a lot of potential dumped it on guns and military

Medical care should never be for profit, ever. No country can call itself civilised until medical care is freely available to all.

@@dennett316 Exactly! You know how civilized they are by the way they treat the most vulnerable citizens.. (poor, homeless, elderly, handicapped etc)

Shut up and take my money

YES

😳

same

"whips out credit card" I've been waiting on this day for 3000 years

Wasn't it a cyanide apple?

@I complete shut up bot

@I complete shut

Yup. The government used him, incarcerated and chemically castrated him and drove him to suicide.

YOOO HOLY SHIT IM 12 AND YOU WATCHED FUTURAMA TOO BRO HOLU SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

r/unexpected

R/wellthatwasunexpected

Oh yeah he is still roastin just as hard as he did during pokemon season 1 heh

But people will still fangirl over him, no?

It’s just a natural step after forcing animals to fight to the death for a living

@@cumunist2120 Pokemon fight in wild anyways, nice try.

Ash ketchup

For CCP virus quarantine, were you welded into your own home? Not locked, mind you. Straight up having a blowtorch melt metal frames over your doorway? No? Then yes, you are more free in the US than in China. To say nothing of the fact that you cannot legally access KZfaq in China.

@@DarkAdonisVyers: I beg pardon, but I've never even heard of the CCP virus, much less been quarantined for it. Otherwise, you obviously misunderstood my comment. My comment had as much relationship to your comment as fried bacon and sedimentary rocks, which is absolutely none. We are talking about differences in "freedom".

@@jacklow9611 See. I'm referring to the state of being free or at liberty rather than in confinement or under physical restraint, while you're talking about being "free", in terms of "given without consideration of a return or reward". In which case, no shit. Of course, you pay for stuff.

@@DarkAdonisVyers: I am perfectly aware of what you meant. I guess my (feeble) attempt to inject a bit of humor was like the moon and stars... Far above your head.

@@jacklow9611 Then in the interest of further humor, we have essentially just reenacted this commercial: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nbSkZ9yWsqi0YZs.html with none of the actual advertisement, somehow.

That was my favorite part

Guess what? *N O B O D Y A S K S*

I thought I recognised the colours in her pfp and in her twitter handle/name/whatever it's called, it's a common thing for a certain group of TERFs to use those colours to identify themselves to others. Thank you for confirming.

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​@@marlonmontelhiggins8570 Not that I disagree with what you said, but the last bit was a bit extreme

@@noconsequence4486 - Yeah, I may have gone a bit far there. In assumption that that was the part that kept getting my reply deleted, I even changed that part in my last non-encoded draft of it to read, "need to be smacked upside the head", instead, but I didn't think to copy that one, hence the draft that actually got encoded. That non-encoded final draft got deleted, anyway, despite that last change, leading me, once a-motherfucking-gain, to resort to encoding a reply with the Caesar cipher. I do have a fondness for encoding messages, but having to rely on that, just to get certain thoughts out there, out of frustration with getting replies in which I express them deleted, is silly. This automatic comment deletion thing can bite me.

Unfortunately, those in neighboring states are all painfully aware that it does. This is nothing against the state, itself. It's a beautiful place. The problem is that it just has some horrible, crappy people taking up space there that can't even act like they even know what their state motto/nickname is.

Yass

Shut

Yes

wtf are u a bot

Yes

The best part is when US people maybe realize that they aren't perfect

@GentlemenGhidorah I don't know.

@GentlemenGhidorah that’s the same thing I thought when I saw the comment lol

1:48

Thought that said rap battle 💀

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oNd6mdSg0b7Rm2g.html

:)

I'm sorry, what?

@@kingstonlovely7404 Me no has grammar

@@Ms.Cookie ya stll dont?

IDK I was probably very tired and writing this late at night@@kingstonlovely7404

It’s clear that this was a thinly veiled way to say ‘trans women are just men and men have all the accomplishments’. It’s stupid and an obvious bating attempt

Not only that , but canonically Jango Fett's ship is called slave 1

sounds like a country/corp trying to sugar coat its misdeeds

Segway is the name of that two-wheel one-axle vehicle. Just saying.

Razor

@@riverbetg klee

@@DanDoesStuffs razor

Zapp Brannigan, and you mean Leela.

Leela.

I love futurama

Imo both people have a point. I disagree with all this pride stuff because I believe there is always going to be a group of people that hate you for who you are, doesn’t matter if your black, white, gay, or transgender. Someone is always going to hate you for how you are. I just wish that all the people would just shut up and live their lives

I'm with Dippo on this one

@@convexpiano I’m very surprised and very glad someone shares the same opinion as me

@@VelocityRaptor32 I'm glad too