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r/Onejob | WORLD WAR 11

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@chickentenders697
@chickentenders697 4 жыл бұрын
*steps out of car* “what did i miss?” “Ah, just world war 3-11”
@pencilidfbball5517
@pencilidfbball5517 4 жыл бұрын
world war 3.14....
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 4 жыл бұрын
world war 9-11
@fiend-ish1090
@fiend-ish1090 4 жыл бұрын
....head first into world war 12
@Likeusb1
@Likeusb1 4 жыл бұрын
@@pencilidfbball5517 WWπ
@pencilidfbball5517
@pencilidfbball5517 4 жыл бұрын
@@Likeusb1 thanks you made ly day better with your joke
@TSwany
@TSwany 4 жыл бұрын
“World War 11” *time traveler brings this plaque* WW1 soldier: the WHAT
@cuauhtemocalejandroarellan7125
@cuauhtemocalejandroarellan7125 4 жыл бұрын
TSwany "The war to end all wars"
@cynthiaconrad1546
@cynthiaconrad1546 4 жыл бұрын
Watt*
@colorron8
@colorron8 4 жыл бұрын
It says 1939-1945 so no time traveler
@awesomeninja1311
@awesomeninja1311 4 жыл бұрын
Any body: the WHAT(cos its ww eleven plaque)
@kjell159
@kjell159 4 жыл бұрын
@@cuauhtemocalejandroarellan7125 Nuclear war? Like in that 80's movie where there is a technical mistake or something I believe (like Wargames but a different movie) and missiles get launched against the Soviet Union. Next day earth's civilization is basically raped, gone. That's why neither parties, capitalist nor communist ever actually launched/started anything during the cold War. Both knew that would be terrible for all of humanity, there would be no winner at the end, both would lose. Like the AI in the movie Wargames calculated/concluded in the end. Think Nagasaki, Hiroshima; worldwide. So in that sense, if human civilization is gone, there is no party to start a war anymore anyway. So nuclear war would end all war, in a terrible sense.
@bx2160
@bx2160 2 жыл бұрын
0:42 no the “you tried” is that they removed one blade of the fan to make it not hit the window, but the forgot about the other four blades
@stray_cat87
@stray_cat87 3 жыл бұрын
"What's a Nestle chuckie??" Filipinos: Allow us to introduce ourselves
@debzcastle1948
@debzcastle1948 3 жыл бұрын
been looking for this comment😂😂
@BottleOBile
@BottleOBile 3 жыл бұрын
I addicted to that stuff
@Bebebebe22-
@Bebebebe22- 3 жыл бұрын
I love that stuff XD
@mercedel3125
@mercedel3125 3 жыл бұрын
im here what do you want
@whateverthisis389
@whateverthisis389 3 жыл бұрын
@@BottleOBile *until I ran out of them and had to switch to Dutchmill*
@e.l.m.5349
@e.l.m.5349 4 жыл бұрын
Replace the fire extinguisher with a grenade now we got a surprise party
@iloveyou.4740
@iloveyou.4740 4 жыл бұрын
R/cursedcomments
@redstoneablecz5742
@redstoneablecz5742 4 жыл бұрын
You didnt have to copy me, but ok.
@eve8500
@eve8500 4 жыл бұрын
They didn’t copy you lmao they said surprise party you said yeah pull the pin 😂
@redstoneablecz5742
@redstoneablecz5742 4 жыл бұрын
@@eve8500 Whatever, I don't even care about him copying me 😂
@ExtraVanillaTried
@ExtraVanillaTried 4 жыл бұрын
Free Time Point then why did you comment?
@ogzephyr4166
@ogzephyr4166 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Damien: “Inconspicable”
@blue_kobolt1785
@blue_kobolt1785 4 жыл бұрын
Words are hard.
@Randus1058
@Randus1058 4 жыл бұрын
@@blue_kobolt1785 Ie berlive chu ment wurds were herd?
@god4.308
@god4.308 4 жыл бұрын
Weeze*
@dovahkiindragonborn3950
@dovahkiindragonborn3950 4 жыл бұрын
Inconceivable!!!!!
@thegreendragon9628
@thegreendragon9628 4 жыл бұрын
@@dovahkiindragonborn3950 you keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means
@Xianthus
@Xianthus 3 жыл бұрын
Some idiot designer: *puts cement over train tracks* Damien: *just frickin breaks and wheezes*
@achtsekundenfurz7876
@achtsekundenfurz7876 3 жыл бұрын
Not sure if that was an actual OneJob at all. It could well be that they needed a cement foundation for something important (power pole?) even if they had to sacrifice one of the tracks. That could be on a rail yard with dozens of parallel tracks. Or maybe they just screwed up when issuing the order. That's why you check coordinates twice. In that case, it would be somebody else's OneJob.
@SpookeyKidz
@SpookeyKidz 3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad japan is smarter than thi- **Wait I don’t live in japan**
@wta1518
@wta1518 2 жыл бұрын
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 Or it's an old track that isn't used anymore.
@LM-tc4sz
@LM-tc4sz 2 жыл бұрын
What about ww 69
@spingleboygle
@spingleboygle 2 жыл бұрын
what if the train that goes on that track is a passenger train
@WestRail642fan
@WestRail642fan 3 жыл бұрын
6:00 that was actually on purpose as part of Fanta's turn the world upside down ad campaign
@JJSSBU
@JJSSBU Жыл бұрын
Australians got Lucky on that one
@42LMS
@42LMS 4 жыл бұрын
"Grandpa, did you fight in any conflict?" The Grandpa: _World War Eleven flashbacks_
@AdrieJ06
@AdrieJ06 4 жыл бұрын
What about 2-11?
@addyxinwonderland1473
@addyxinwonderland1473 4 жыл бұрын
Hey I just saw your when your friend dresses up as herobrine comment on the chara theme vid
@addyxinwonderland1473
@addyxinwonderland1473 4 жыл бұрын
@@kittywyatt1520 the person who originally wrote this comment. Random Things
@kermit3913
@kermit3913 4 жыл бұрын
Grampa?
@bakrobertjohnston4889
@bakrobertjohnston4889 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Miacis nearly all of America died to that robo-hitler
@qtipper
@qtipper 4 жыл бұрын
*Cook people:* Yes, yes.. the most lovely cuisine that has ever been cooked.
@valo2102
@valo2102 4 жыл бұрын
Eggs are one of the most popular forms of child to eat
@pheonixflame1568
@pheonixflame1568 4 жыл бұрын
*TO SERVE MAN*
@shiroyasha7324
@shiroyasha7324 4 жыл бұрын
@@pheonixflame1568 *TO SERVE CULTURED MEN*
@Tokax
@Tokax 4 жыл бұрын
Make sure to eat the nervous system, it full of carbs!
@chaosinsurgency6636
@chaosinsurgency6636 4 жыл бұрын
R/cursedcomments
@boobas8127
@boobas8127 3 жыл бұрын
*a time traveller time travels to world war 2* Soldier: *were having a world war here!* Time traveler: *which one? There are 11.* Soldier: *hol up-*
@ink-sane8603
@ink-sane8603 3 жыл бұрын
World was?
@videontekuro9399
@videontekuro9399 3 жыл бұрын
I'd be concerned for the future
@nissnynass
@nissnynass 3 жыл бұрын
@@videontekuro9399 dont go to mars everyone on mars will die first
@jeanlange342
@jeanlange342 3 жыл бұрын
EVERY OTHER soldier medic and creature there:horribly fortified terrible scream
@videontekuro9399
@videontekuro9399 3 жыл бұрын
@@nissnynass Tbh, Mars sounds safer than Earth sometimes...
@bolita642
@bolita642 3 жыл бұрын
8:13 Mr beast: goes to supermarket Also Mr beast: surviving 24hrs in a cheese house
@Blank_User239
@Blank_User239 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Oh no, WW3 is coming WW11: *helo*
@wqqclicc674
@wqqclicc674 4 жыл бұрын
WW12:HELO THERE
@skepre
@skepre 4 жыл бұрын
WW13: OI
@yourmom-mi5tr
@yourmom-mi5tr 4 жыл бұрын
WW14: *Dio’s Theme.*
@robowreckercam4336
@robowreckercam4336 4 жыл бұрын
WW15 1/2:Megalovania plays
@ChrisPBacon-fp4ig
@ChrisPBacon-fp4ig 4 жыл бұрын
WW16: Oh, you're approaching me?
@YTR220
@YTR220 4 жыл бұрын
"999 you think 666 is bad? Well I just tripled that" -Damien 2019
@sb9246
@sb9246 4 жыл бұрын
And that's the number for emergencies in Britain to you saying are emergency service is worse than the devil?
@mettatonex7221
@mettatonex7221 4 жыл бұрын
"What is this?! A center for ANTS?! This needs to be at least... three times bigger!"
@sleemshaydee
@sleemshaydee 4 жыл бұрын
this is big brain time
@incrediblyrandomcomments4883
@incrediblyrandomcomments4883 4 жыл бұрын
*clap* ONE JOB DAMIEN *clap* O N E J O B
@argus_lunge9026
@argus_lunge9026 4 жыл бұрын
He trolled all of you, you thought he was stupid but he said it wrong intensionally. It is a one job video, he saw his chance and took it.
@Hydra2054
@Hydra2054 3 жыл бұрын
10:20 the way he says "Now this, this is cursed" just sounds so official and grand. I love it
@antenna_prolly
@antenna_prolly 3 жыл бұрын
13:35 - Jon Stewart: *chuckles* "You're in danger"
@Ruben_Theelen
@Ruben_Theelen 3 жыл бұрын
Made in Chima, I immediately thought of Lego Chima, childhood memories.
@AstralArbourSys
@AstralArbourSys 3 жыл бұрын
ayyyy me too!
@gkj1964
@gkj1964 3 жыл бұрын
Me to
@ghulehvoodoo
@ghulehvoodoo 3 жыл бұрын
Damn glad I'm not the only one
@Salem-1610
@Salem-1610 3 жыл бұрын
Ay
@rukanplayz5884
@rukanplayz5884 3 жыл бұрын
Holy Crap, Now I Know I'm Not The Only One Who Watches It.
@jglackey2
@jglackey2 4 жыл бұрын
"look at that pizza slice, all triangular" - Damian 2019
@unclesam326
@unclesam326 4 жыл бұрын
Jacob Lackey I mean there are like pizza cut in rectangular form
@austinnguyen5785
@austinnguyen5785 4 жыл бұрын
Wooooooooooooooosh
@joshuakratzmann4964
@joshuakratzmann4964 4 жыл бұрын
@@unclesam326 bro Y we eating a circle pizza thats cut into triangles but is served in a square box
@Dannyboy-vh3hu
@Dannyboy-vh3hu 3 жыл бұрын
3:19: "East? I thought you said weast!"
@thepainthasdried83
@thepainthasdried83 3 жыл бұрын
14:29 The initial thing is funny, but the best part is that the billboard said uncut on it 🤣
@mladen7641
@mladen7641 4 жыл бұрын
"Excuse me, the Airplane window is a bit broken." "CALL THE JUSTICE LEAGUE!"
@wta1518
@wta1518 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome aboard Spirit Airlines, have a nice flight!
@billthedorito3201
@billthedorito3201 4 жыл бұрын
Nah just call iron man. He can fix that up in a sec. To continue your flight
@wta1518
@wta1518 4 жыл бұрын
Actually you are perfectly safe, as that is not even an important part of the window. It is literally just the plastic cover to protect the other two panes.
@wta1518
@wta1518 4 жыл бұрын
Neither do I
@wta1518
@wta1518 4 жыл бұрын
I am an idiot who doesn’t understand the concept of whoooosh
@hundredLeech
@hundredLeech 4 жыл бұрын
Remember children, A is for Badger, J is for Hallucinogens, and X is for Watermelon.
@spring3459
@spring3459 4 жыл бұрын
Yes master
@davincent98
@davincent98 4 жыл бұрын
Badger? Badger? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGER!
@TulsaKanette
@TulsaKanette 4 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean X is for waterlemons
@wtfer3631
@wtfer3631 4 жыл бұрын
S is For Parallelogram!
@Sexynhomeless0092
@Sexynhomeless0092 4 жыл бұрын
@@spring3459 good boy/ good girl. At least u know who i am
@rewe3536
@rewe3536 3 жыл бұрын
1:13 I actually learned that airplanes have 3 layer windows, the middle one being the window that actually sustains the pressure difference. So it's only a problem if the second layer breaks and that guy wasn't actually in danger. I wouldn't travel in the airplanes of that company anymore though, because if they can't fix a window, what things could be hidden in the engines or electrics?
@InfernoGameZZ
@InfernoGameZZ 2 жыл бұрын
DAMIEN JUST MAKES THIS x10 FUNNIER
@pork7799
@pork7799 4 жыл бұрын
_" I love an audience when I'm performing."_
@norr0513
@norr0513 4 жыл бұрын
B R O S K U I love an fornite for a cram.
@flental6708
@flental6708 4 жыл бұрын
@@norr0513 h a r d e r t h a n s t e e l !
@tonightsbigloser9975
@tonightsbigloser9975 4 жыл бұрын
@@flental6708 raspberry, berry, and very berry cram.
@normalperson1611
@normalperson1611 4 жыл бұрын
I C U P
@kaimaeamephere6295
@kaimaeamephere6295 4 жыл бұрын
B R O S K U... im just gonna comment cuz I dont want to destroy the 400 likes, so... **like**
@ilovethedslite
@ilovethedslite 4 жыл бұрын
3:17 "This knockoff is such a knockoff that even the country it was made in is a knockoff!" Gumball Watterson
@ilovethedslite
@ilovethedslite 4 жыл бұрын
@@edith2821 lol TAWOG is hilarious
@ametsunami4070
@ametsunami4070 4 жыл бұрын
Haven’t seen a reference to that since 4th grade, thank you
@ilovethedslite
@ilovethedslite 4 жыл бұрын
@@ametsunami4070 no my man
@globetrekker86
@globetrekker86 2 жыл бұрын
JC’s head at 11:30 looks as if he’s regretful about filling up on the miracle bread, all by himself. “Bread and fish for all! Whoops…”
@chuck1eshd228
@chuck1eshd228 3 жыл бұрын
why did it take me that long to realize the swapped proportions of mario and luigi 😭😭😭
@exist.mp4
@exist.mp4 4 жыл бұрын
"In memory of World War 11" Looks like we don't have to worry about ww3 then.
@theadrianokids6332
@theadrianokids6332 4 жыл бұрын
Eufie_ Animatez! XD
@wqqclicc674
@wqqclicc674 4 жыл бұрын
But we have to worry about World War 12
@theadrianokids6332
@theadrianokids6332 4 жыл бұрын
EssArsh *o h n o*
@hitachi4264
@hitachi4264 4 жыл бұрын
Well, *now* you have to worry about ww3. *or do you?*
@Kerem9_8
@Kerem9_8 4 жыл бұрын
Or 4-10
@joggie.
@joggie. 3 жыл бұрын
The "Go bananas!" sign with a pineapple makes a lot more sense if you say ananas instead of pineapple
@frizzyalazzidezein6179
@frizzyalazzidezein6179 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, even most languages in the world besides English have the same way to pronounce "Pineapple" as "Ananas" or something similar to that
@joggie.
@joggie. 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@janherrie08
@janherrie08 3 жыл бұрын
ananas is dutch for pineapple
@rattb0i482
@rattb0i482 3 жыл бұрын
@@janherrie08 Also in French!
@janherrie08
@janherrie08 3 жыл бұрын
@@rattb0i482 ok
@gdx9534
@gdx9534 3 жыл бұрын
10:45 that one wall I find while scouting in Clash of clans
@huntercole8365
@huntercole8365 3 жыл бұрын
When you place a single fence in Minecraft
@Exploitis
@Exploitis 2 жыл бұрын
10:50 oh no! I was playing Minecraft passing by and just mis- clicked
@Gerald_Da_Gifafe
@Gerald_Da_Gifafe 4 жыл бұрын
0:50 I think it's missing a blade because the person who installed it thought "oh, if I get rid of this blade then it won't hit the window"
@samhitasv4067
@samhitasv4067 4 жыл бұрын
We know
@Duckssssssss
@Duckssssssss 4 жыл бұрын
@@samhitasv4067 we dont care
@Sergeant_Spyro
@Sergeant_Spyro 3 жыл бұрын
When the installer installs an installation incorrectly and decides to dis-install part of the installation to "properly" install the installation. "Nstal"
@achtsekundenfurz7876
@achtsekundenfurz7876 3 жыл бұрын
OTOH, 11:34 looks to me like it was fine before but they added the wall to the right and haven't removed the screen yet.
@aperfectlynormalinternetus6715
@aperfectlynormalinternetus6715 4 жыл бұрын
Bottle: “Serving size 2 gummies, servings 30” Damien: “Aww only 15 days of gummies?”
@burningman8066
@burningman8066 4 жыл бұрын
yeah, this is big brain time
@ShiningDarknes
@ShiningDarknes 4 жыл бұрын
Math is hard
@idk-xo7pr
@idk-xo7pr 4 жыл бұрын
Allan please add reply details
@realcanadian96
@realcanadian96 4 жыл бұрын
Pewds would be proud
@cinnamon6452
@cinnamon6452 4 жыл бұрын
So what's the actual amount of days
@mantasulcinas6634
@mantasulcinas6634 3 жыл бұрын
Personally, my favourite food that starts with x is swordfish.
@libertyjensen6321
@libertyjensen6321 2 жыл бұрын
Ugh dis cus tang. My favorite food that starts with x is watermelon.
@YouCuberHD
@YouCuberHD 3 жыл бұрын
When your laugh is funnier than the meme itself
@deadbeats5811
@deadbeats5811 4 жыл бұрын
5% Reddit. 85% solving their problems 10% Damien laughing at his own jokes
@leak-proofchugwaterbottle2594
@leak-proofchugwaterbottle2594 4 жыл бұрын
perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
@Toonss
@Toonss 4 жыл бұрын
meow
@eve4616
@eve4616 4 жыл бұрын
12:41 I- Damien, buddy. A serving is 2 gummies, that’s 2 a day. There are 30 total SERVINGS so there are 60 gummies in the bottle total
@lisabeavis8598
@lisabeavis8598 4 жыл бұрын
And thus is the life of a redditor. Damien doesn't know the difference between an oboe and an elbow
@milespilgeram8262
@milespilgeram8262 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, I was looking for this comment
@cryst4l_clear456
@cryst4l_clear456 4 жыл бұрын
THE INSTRUCTIONS EVEN SAY TO CHEW TWO GUMMIES, RIGHT ABOVE THAT
@justsomealligatorwithinter2115
@justsomealligatorwithinter2115 4 жыл бұрын
Do not question his logistics for they are truly remarkable
@blademaster2390
@blademaster2390 4 жыл бұрын
The one job is that the brand is *1* a day, but a serving is 2 gummies.
@controlledby4865
@controlledby4865 3 жыл бұрын
I thought world war 8 ended but I never thought I would hear the words world war 11 "This is just like world war 8!" -Ryder
@cameronrodier3544
@cameronrodier3544 2 жыл бұрын
12:31 This is the remote for an old NeoTV from Netgear.
@tiankuohua5167
@tiankuohua5167 4 жыл бұрын
A few years ago, I ordered a fidget spinner off Amazon. When it arrived, I looked at the box. On it, in big black letters, were the words: *HAND SINNER* 🤦
@ikeaforlife
@ikeaforlife 4 жыл бұрын
Three guesses what a hand sinner is
@brothdian
@brothdian 4 жыл бұрын
@@ikeaforlife hand goes to the deepest parts of the Underworld guaranteed
@helpiswappedmyconsciousnes823
@helpiswappedmyconsciousnes823 4 жыл бұрын
@@ikeaforlife hand that SINNED! IT GRABBED APPLE!
@cerving20
@cerving20 4 жыл бұрын
@@ikeaforlife Someone's hands that partake in sinful pre-marital handholding.
@depressoespresso5904
@depressoespresso5904 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@ericajoy3715
@ericajoy3715 4 жыл бұрын
"world war 11" Historians: *visible anger*
@RedstoneCuba
@RedstoneCuba 4 жыл бұрын
ERICA JOY AREVALO worst part is the fact its for world war 2. If it had been for world war one it could be more understandable but this...
@GeaForce
@GeaForce 4 жыл бұрын
They say it was so cruel it skipped the previous nine wars
@RedstoneCuba
@RedstoneCuba 4 жыл бұрын
@@GeaForce they say it was so cruel that the previous nine wars got scared and ereased themselves from history
@eliesh3833
@eliesh3833 4 жыл бұрын
And here I am wondering how the human race would still even be around after all that?
@RedstoneCuba
@RedstoneCuba 4 жыл бұрын
Eli Esh dont worry we wont
@sneezee3785
@sneezee3785 3 жыл бұрын
nothing better than waking up at 4:30 am and watching emkay
@wesleyyaeggy9922
@wesleyyaeggy9922 3 жыл бұрын
5:50 plot twist you have to hold shift to get 8
@lendrax5989
@lendrax5989 4 жыл бұрын
Serving size: 2 Servings: 30 Total of gummies: 60 Narrator: "only 30 gummies!?"
@charleneschaffer3954
@charleneschaffer3954 4 жыл бұрын
His name is Damieon
@amalgamation21
@amalgamation21 4 жыл бұрын
Daninsbnab is his name
@Sir_Disillusion
@Sir_Disillusion 4 жыл бұрын
Rip damien
@wilddasher101plays2
@wilddasher101plays2 4 жыл бұрын
He thought he had pasted math but his last test was watching Memes and doing math
@amoledzeppelin
@amoledzeppelin 4 жыл бұрын
*z i z e*
@susannahaher
@susannahaher 4 жыл бұрын
World war 11. Germany: at least I didn’t cause it
@Daesarul
@Daesarul 4 жыл бұрын
1+1=2. Thats probably not your history teacher. Its your math teacher
@xeinrr
@xeinrr 4 жыл бұрын
Did russia join?
@susannahaher
@susannahaher 4 жыл бұрын
Archenhailor Let me guess Switzerland is still neutral
@jillreads6142
@jillreads6142 4 жыл бұрын
I mean- you never know.
@ShadowSearcher31
@ShadowSearcher31 4 жыл бұрын
Susannah Campbell like besides the one dude who punched a German leader in the face for shooting his star celery yeah
@yoface2537
@yoface2537 2 жыл бұрын
3:12 And here I was thinking Chima was a fictional land in an old Lego show
@cheesegrater888
@cheesegrater888 3 жыл бұрын
I like how Damien did understand the third one
@nerroworks7562
@nerroworks7562 4 жыл бұрын
When he said “drop it like a nuke” all that went through my head was “TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!!!!!”
@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 4 жыл бұрын
aaHHHHH
@charlotteinfinito3581
@charlotteinfinito3581 4 жыл бұрын
24 kill streak tactical nuke inbound
@k-boi420
@k-boi420 4 жыл бұрын
GET TO COVER!
@surfyplayer8231
@surfyplayer8231 4 жыл бұрын
Nuclear launch detected
@newlightsss
@newlightsss 4 жыл бұрын
vietnam flashbacks*
@tool-gun-sys
@tool-gun-sys 4 жыл бұрын
"hay, whats up with ur gramps, is he ok?" "naw man" "what, what happened?" "he died from nuke fallout of ww11" "ahh sorry for u man"
@Red-lm7xo
@Red-lm7xo 3 жыл бұрын
Year 3000 shit happening right there
@Metalhead_freak_08
@Metalhead_freak_08 3 жыл бұрын
14:31 I think we all know what kind of job that was
@Trazor_
@Trazor_ 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@tool-gun-sys
@tool-gun-sys 3 жыл бұрын
@@Trazor_ *bruh*
@tool-gun-sys
@tool-gun-sys 3 жыл бұрын
@@Red-lm7xo I was about to make a "don't cuss in my christen Minecraft server" joke but whatever
@dindjarrin8324
@dindjarrin8324 3 жыл бұрын
Person: today we remember ww2… Timetraveler: you mean ww 11? Person: wut. da. fuq.
@Nick_C1997
@Nick_C1997 5 ай бұрын
I think the missing fan blade may have been intentional “Oh no, this window is blocking the fan blade, guess we’ll have to remove the blade and leave the other 4, forgetting about the length of the other four”
@scorbunnywantstacos4496
@scorbunnywantstacos4496 4 жыл бұрын
Old guy: I fought in world war 11 Cashier: here's a veteran's discount
@nero.m784
@nero.m784 4 жыл бұрын
He's looking kinda funky He's looking kinda fresh He's looking for some kids To be snaking on their flesh
@Lucky-sq3ky
@Lucky-sq3ky 4 жыл бұрын
Karen whyyy not the kidsss
@tinybabywater4671
@tinybabywater4671 4 жыл бұрын
*snacking Snaking is to do with a snake lol
@Randus1058
@Randus1058 4 жыл бұрын
@@tinybabywater4671 For all we know the kids are snakes
@thepacificwart8777
@thepacificwart8777 4 жыл бұрын
@@Randus1058 or just like snakes, they swallow
@nero.m784
@nero.m784 4 жыл бұрын
@@Randus1058 Yee most be tellin on you
@Spinna13
@Spinna13 2 жыл бұрын
Skipping through emkay videos until I find one with Damien. Thanks King
@meangirlsenthusiast
@meangirlsenthusiast 3 жыл бұрын
1:24 love how they just pat the airplane window lmao
@pencilspianos8412
@pencilspianos8412 4 жыл бұрын
3:01 My eyes: Cheetiz My brain: *ChEeZeTiTz*
@gordonsatoru5033
@gordonsatoru5033 4 жыл бұрын
Remove cheeze
@Jim-lg8sf
@Jim-lg8sf 4 жыл бұрын
pencils pianos Then you have some bad eyes my friend because it’s definitely Cheetizs
@pencilspianos8412
@pencilspianos8412 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jim-lg8sf Yep, Myopia is a bitch.
@isabellespeed9556
@isabellespeed9556 4 жыл бұрын
I literally thought the same 😂
@okboomer8490
@okboomer8490 4 жыл бұрын
Same🤣
@PokeMario17
@PokeMario17 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Looks away for one second Damien: Cooker cooks people. Me who wasn't paying attention: *WHAT?!*
@axethannanth
@axethannanth 4 жыл бұрын
h
@theletterh6011
@theletterh6011 4 жыл бұрын
Axel Annand *why are you mentioning me*
@guiextreme7302
@guiextreme7302 3 жыл бұрын
@@theletterh6011 h
@Yaro2
@Yaro2 3 жыл бұрын
the letter h I mentioned you because I love you
@theletterh6011
@theletterh6011 3 жыл бұрын
@@Yaro2 oh... oh ty I actually really needed that
@fisherwoman3611
@fisherwoman3611 2 жыл бұрын
Damien is my free therapy
@Lycan_Jedi
@Lycan_Jedi 3 жыл бұрын
3:18: Oh my god... That's my freaking yearbook. It was the inaugural Graduating class. That's why the tagline was "I was here." I knew something was off when I looked at it and it never clicked..
@bellair617
@bellair617 4 жыл бұрын
There should be a sub reddit called r/twojobs where it's people failing at fixing people's mistakes Edit: Join the new sub its r/fineillfixit
@swilson1454
@swilson1454 4 жыл бұрын
Bellair I once saw this post about an AAA guy getting his keys locked in his truck so he needed another AAA guy
@r.j.penfold
@r.j.penfold 4 жыл бұрын
@@swilson1454 oml you just reminded me of this episode on Forensic Files where these assholes killed someone, got stuck in the sand, the towtruck got stuck, the nect truck got stuck, then a third was stuck. But hey, that's how the murder was solved so thank God for almost instantaneous karma!
@shiroyasha7324
@shiroyasha7324 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@solar2179
@solar2179 4 жыл бұрын
@@r.j.penfold some car ended up in water, truck came to get it out fell in, truck came to get both of them also fell in,
@r.j.penfold
@r.j.penfold 4 жыл бұрын
@@solar2179 oof
@hudsonho-shue9453
@hudsonho-shue9453 4 жыл бұрын
“He’s looking kinda funky, He’s looking kinda fresh, He’s looking for some kids, To snack on their flesh” -Damien 2k19
@ikeaforlife
@ikeaforlife 4 жыл бұрын
Get me out of here
@felixmanefield356
@felixmanefield356 3 жыл бұрын
With the cheese at ~ 8:20 I, as an Australian and a shopper at Woolworths I can confirm that all of our normal cheese is sold in that size
@VhenRaTheRaptor
@VhenRaTheRaptor 4 ай бұрын
Could be NZ countdown (same chain) though.
@Ashish.1.1
@Ashish.1.1 3 жыл бұрын
THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER, EVER SEEN
@NF89ye
@NF89ye 4 жыл бұрын
"You think 666 is scary? i just trippled that number!" Ohhhhh boy Damien...
@AdrieJ06
@AdrieJ06 4 жыл бұрын
Wait how much is 666x3?
@NF89ye
@NF89ye 4 жыл бұрын
@@AdrieJ06 1998
@AdrieJ06
@AdrieJ06 4 жыл бұрын
@@NF89ye Wait really?
@AdrieJ06
@AdrieJ06 4 жыл бұрын
@@NF89ye what happened in 1998?
@NF89ye
@NF89ye 4 жыл бұрын
@@AdrieJ06 bruh 666 × 3 is 1998
@Ramash440
@Ramash440 4 жыл бұрын
Pessimists : "WORLD WAR 3 IS COMING SOON" Optimists : "World War 3 is a fantasy for conspiracy theorists." Me : "W O R L D W A R E L E V E N"
@drbgamez4926
@drbgamez4926 4 жыл бұрын
1 Ceres Nah, World War 420 was even worse.
@ATankEnjoyer
@ATankEnjoyer 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a time traveler, you don’t want to know about World war 42069
@megarayquaza9054
@megarayquaza9054 4 жыл бұрын
World War 2020 was the worst
@SANSYYGAMESFAKE
@SANSYYGAMESFAKE 4 жыл бұрын
@@ATankEnjoyer No, World War 8282828288228827292027822 is the worst!
@igorkopacynski8906
@igorkopacynski8906 4 жыл бұрын
Since every war that we know about took place on Earth, then technically every war that was recorded in history was a world war.
@velocce4902
@velocce4902 2 жыл бұрын
at 3:28, this IS actually a bar. it's made so when people get drunk, they don't know which bathroom is which causing mass confusion. this was done on purpose
@GemGirl2009
@GemGirl2009 3 жыл бұрын
14:24 to 14:33 I almost choked and spit out my drink when I saw that LMAOOOO
@LCOfficerUNIT097
@LCOfficerUNIT097 4 жыл бұрын
"My father is so cool, hes a firefighter." "My father is more cooler! Hes in the U.S army!" "My grandfather is better!" "I don't believe you." "He is, he served in World War Eleven!" "OHHH, NO WAY!"
@beastseltoxic1905
@beastseltoxic1905 4 жыл бұрын
RIP to all the world war 11 soldiers!😔
@shinkanseninkyrgyzrepublic4544
@shinkanseninkyrgyzrepublic4544 4 жыл бұрын
Super Zoober The ww11 people had it so much easier than us ww10 folks tho!
@LCOfficerUNIT097
@LCOfficerUNIT097 4 жыл бұрын
@@shinkanseninkyrgyzrepublic4544 No doubt.
@beastseltoxic1905
@beastseltoxic1905 4 жыл бұрын
Your right! But what about WW3, I mean your fighting for trump... *joins other side*
@caitlyn3195
@caitlyn3195 4 жыл бұрын
My dad has a gold tooth "m shut up. My dad has diabetes"
@forleb1465
@forleb1465 4 жыл бұрын
"Why would you even try to pull out?" - Damien 2019
@MysticxKun
@MysticxKun 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no.
@mammonshimbohusband6247
@mammonshimbohusband6247 4 жыл бұрын
*Burst through the wall* OH YEAH!
@Kay_213_
@Kay_213_ 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, Macarena!
@heymemesaregreat551
@heymemesaregreat551 4 жыл бұрын
no. just no
@jeder655
@jeder655 4 жыл бұрын
a nice number of likes you got there.
@AspectEcho_1309
@AspectEcho_1309 2 жыл бұрын
My brain cells hurt, I just came from a vid of roasting zoophiles and now this
@bx2160
@bx2160 2 жыл бұрын
My favorites grap- wait if it’s grapes I’m what! Man that sword fish is looking mighty fine
@cloudsteele1989
@cloudsteele1989 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao; Bottle: "serving size=2; 30 servings" Damien: "There's only 15 servings?!?" No Damien, there are 30 servings; 60 gummies.
@nickolasmascaro5786
@nickolasmascaro5786 4 жыл бұрын
Thank god someone said it
@wta1518
@wta1518 4 жыл бұрын
I would like this, but that would bring it up to 70
@wta1518
@wta1518 4 жыл бұрын
On second thought...
@TheNitroG1
@TheNitroG1 4 жыл бұрын
it really should be called once per day not one a day.
@bumblebirb3509
@bumblebirb3509 4 жыл бұрын
Damien when he doesn't realize Nesquik and Nestle Chuckie are both owned by Nestle. Big Brain 100
@Nam_gwen
@Nam_gwen 4 жыл бұрын
BumbleBirb Same here ............... What’s Nestle Chukie? Is it like a different type of cereal then Nesquik or something completely different
@hoomanconsumer1425
@hoomanconsumer1425 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nam_gwen it's famous here in the Philippines Or maybe even Asia but it tastes just like Chocolate milk with even more chocolate
@Nam_gwen
@Nam_gwen 4 жыл бұрын
Meat Lover thanks for the info
@hoomanconsumer1425
@hoomanconsumer1425 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nam_gwen no problemo
@plantinapot9169
@plantinapot9169 4 жыл бұрын
Isn’t Nestle that terrible water company that steals a town’s water and sells it back to them?
@xeo_ry
@xeo_ry 3 жыл бұрын
I live in the philippines and this is basically the biggest chocolate milk drink here (nestle Chuckie) 9:43 "Hello, where could I find the Large Avocados?"
@rogeriacoelho2989
@rogeriacoelho2989 2 жыл бұрын
so, the cement over train tracks is "safe", as you can see, this track didnt saw any trains for at least 5 years, before the concrete base of the overhead wires pole
@NIC-72
@NIC-72 4 жыл бұрын
Policeman: *arrests me* Me: *shows “Do Not Arrest This Person” shirt* Police: Mission failed! We’ll get ‘em next time!
@SennaHawx
@SennaHawx 4 жыл бұрын
"That shirt won't stop me, because I can't read."
@Skel1001
@Skel1001 4 жыл бұрын
Your getting ready to get in the shower the police storm in because you don’t have the shirt on so now you have to live your entire life with that shirt on
@anepiccatnamedhector1483
@anepiccatnamedhector1483 4 жыл бұрын
@@Skel1001 the shirt creates an invisible bubble. policemen keep spawning around it, waiting for you to remove it
@anepiccatnamedhector1483
@anepiccatnamedhector1483 4 жыл бұрын
@@eggwizard25 just do a papyrus and wear it in the shower
@tomm6510
@tomm6510 4 жыл бұрын
Heeeeheee so funny I shit myself 😔✌️
@nickmarksmusic
@nickmarksmusic 3 жыл бұрын
for those concerned, that airplane window is actually completely safe. airplane cabin windows have three panes, two on the outside to manage pressure and one on the inside (the loose one) that just protects the outer two and makes it fit into the cabin walls
@abbagang3844
@abbagang3844 Жыл бұрын
nice, i started sweating lmao
@olivercharles2930
@olivercharles2930 Жыл бұрын
How is it completely safe if it protects the outer two? Unless you just mean it covers the other two, not neccesarily protects from damage or something.
@VaughnRhinehart
@VaughnRhinehart Жыл бұрын
@@olivercharles2930 You’re right. It does need to be repaired because the inner plastic protector guards the glass from incidental damage from passengers and such. However, it’s not such an immediate risk to have it loose like that.
@GovindhMenon
@GovindhMenon Жыл бұрын
Goo Goo Ga GA !!!!
@quazar7481
@quazar7481 3 жыл бұрын
4:23 Wow it actually says " Quality and Value" like, there is no thought going into that sigh placement at all 🤣
@MorsCustos
@MorsCustos 2 жыл бұрын
10:52 pov: ur playing the sims and misplace your fence but your oven is burning because they break so easily and end up forgetting about it and once you realize you forgot you don't care anymore
@nemyzilla
@nemyzilla 4 жыл бұрын
Friend: what’s a food that starts with X? Me, an intellectual: *sWoRdFiSh*
@hahahayden1
@hahahayden1 4 жыл бұрын
Nah your all wrong of course the only food in the world that starts with an x is Sushi
@nemyzilla
@nemyzilla 4 жыл бұрын
Jaime Marshall nah nah I mean swordfish
@hahahayden1
@hahahayden1 4 жыл бұрын
Jaime Marshall no i mean sushi
@hahahayden1
@hahahayden1 4 жыл бұрын
•NemyZilla Official• Bruh no sushi
@elenayuliyan2162
@elenayuliyan2162 4 жыл бұрын
AMATUERS we ALL know it's banana
@mizlnimbl
@mizlnimbl 4 жыл бұрын
"made in chima" *thinks about childhood*
@lyceon_.0
@lyceon_.0 3 жыл бұрын
Lego chima
@mizlnimbl
@mizlnimbl 3 жыл бұрын
@@lyceon_.0 yeah
@cosmonaut5509
@cosmonaut5509 3 жыл бұрын
Ninjago is better lol
@mizlnimbl
@mizlnimbl 3 жыл бұрын
@@cosmonaut5509 i agree. that didn't stop me from liking chima as a little kid tho.
@sumintraramadhar3614
@sumintraramadhar3614 3 жыл бұрын
I didnt watch Lego chima only ninjago
@mekoraisjusthere7666
@mekoraisjusthere7666 3 жыл бұрын
"What the hell is chuckie?!" Me:Offended
@onomis
@onomis 3 жыл бұрын
1:18 That's perfectly fine... Well, it isn't obviously but it's still fine There's a double window for cases just like these. Once the plane lands it undergoes inspection and they will find it, after that they will fix it. This is one of the first things I learnt in aeronautical engineering. Fun fact: sometimes the windows fill up with water and the pilots complain about it but we can't do anything about it until it actually breaks or when it offsets the center of mass/load capacity.
@denizcanderdiyok
@denizcanderdiyok 4 жыл бұрын
Policeman: arrests me Me: Wearing t-shirt that says do not arrest me Policeman: Task failed succesfully
@2ManyPlayers
@2ManyPlayers 4 жыл бұрын
"New York pizza is the worst pizza" Damien, I came here to laugh and all you did was hurt me.
@puppet5646
@puppet5646 4 жыл бұрын
I agree :(
@Joyful_StaR
@Joyful_StaR 4 жыл бұрын
I know, I have now lost a little bit of respect for the man.
@de_lirio_us
@de_lirio_us 4 жыл бұрын
ikr :((
@HomeRunChess
@HomeRunChess 4 жыл бұрын
2ManyPlayers - Michael Smith I feel ya man.
@jacob-taylor
@jacob-taylor 4 жыл бұрын
It... it is though
@jovagamesyt7885
@jovagamesyt7885 2 жыл бұрын
Its 3am for me and everyone in my house is sleeping while im here laughing but trying not to
@saphire1sababy378
@saphire1sababy378 Ай бұрын
1:29 I would literally have a panic attack over that
@autheli
@autheli 4 жыл бұрын
12:55 serving size: 2 servings per container: 30 that means there are 60 gummies, not 30 lol. 30 days, not 15
@queenie6201
@queenie6201 4 жыл бұрын
Oxidict woooooosh
@SickVoid
@SickVoid 4 жыл бұрын
@@queenie6201 You whooshed him for no reason. He didn't miss the joke, he just corrected him.
@swahilimaster
@swahilimaster 4 жыл бұрын
@@SickVoid people get so exited to use the whoosh that they forget to actually check what they are whooshing.
@unknownbunny9888
@unknownbunny9888 4 жыл бұрын
@@queenie6201 I'mma just stop ya right there.
@JustUncomon
@JustUncomon 4 жыл бұрын
@Oxidict Wait... That's illegal!
@successfulb2532
@successfulb2532 3 жыл бұрын
0:32 Plot twist: The year is wrong, not the 11.
@rishnayak4692
@rishnayak4692 3 жыл бұрын
Aw shit here we go again
@senor-quack1580
@senor-quack1580 3 жыл бұрын
@@rishnayak4692 lets not make this happen again USA (keep a eye on germany).
@rishnayak4692
@rishnayak4692 3 жыл бұрын
@@senor-quack1580 Ok Paraguay
@proudpackofpringles6009
@proudpackofpringles6009 3 жыл бұрын
@@MadWatcher no more shooting them either
@zayerz659
@zayerz659 3 жыл бұрын
Wdym year is wrong? Ww2 did start in 1939(woooosh incoming)
@itsmedab5216
@itsmedab5216 3 жыл бұрын
3:18 who else remembers this Lego series?
@ashleydutt1419
@ashleydutt1419 3 жыл бұрын
I do
@kobethecreator
@kobethecreator 2 жыл бұрын
7:43 fun fact: you can find “Chuckie” in almost every single store in the Philippines.
@Stairs_
@Stairs_ 4 жыл бұрын
6:50 imagine having a grenade display on that wall
@David-fb5wf
@David-fb5wf 4 жыл бұрын
The best name of food that starts with X : Airplane
@wta1518
@wta1518 4 жыл бұрын
????? I thing you mean helicopter.
@KangarooCheese55
@KangarooCheese55 4 жыл бұрын
WorldTravel1518 no, submarine.
@wta1518
@wta1518 4 жыл бұрын
xX_CheeseFilms_Xx actually I meant refrigerator
@cubix5019
@cubix5019 4 жыл бұрын
WorldTravel1518 I think he meant McDonald’s ice cream machine
@wta1518
@wta1518 4 жыл бұрын
Cubix no no no... trash can.
@RedstoneMiner18
@RedstoneMiner18 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: if you play the video, reverse to 0 seconds, and then forward 5 seconds you can perfectly screenshot/save the first meme :D
@P1nkNebula
@P1nkNebula 2 жыл бұрын
servers: serve people greeters: greet people line cooks: cook -people- food me: eaters: :D
@redhulk4048
@redhulk4048 4 жыл бұрын
Damien: "Inconspicable" Me: Checks comments.
@MrPug-dt4sd
@MrPug-dt4sd 4 жыл бұрын
S A M E
@definitely_vincible
@definitely_vincible 4 жыл бұрын
bro where's the alternate universe where the world had 9 world wars sorry, 9 *MORE* world wars
@veldmuis8181
@veldmuis8181 4 жыл бұрын
Soon we have just 8 to go
@Humble23.
@Humble23. 4 жыл бұрын
Jurre veldhuijsen lol
@definitely_vincible
@definitely_vincible 4 жыл бұрын
@@veldmuis8181 *OOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOO* *nuke explodes*
@Solesteam
@Solesteam 4 жыл бұрын
*Laugh* That sign is outdated, there were 27 world wars *Returns to the future*
@chandelier6019
@chandelier6019 4 жыл бұрын
@@veldmuis8181 *donald trump's stupidity intensifies*
@carterbrown8447
@carterbrown8447 3 жыл бұрын
0:24 that 3rd club had one job: NOT TO BE THERE
@angelineidk
@angelineidk Жыл бұрын
7:19 I said grapes for no reason and then you said you would ban me off the channel 😂So perfect 😂
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