I just love it how we get flipped everytime we watch an emkay video Edit : that alot of bots im too tired for this crap ngl also kinda funni for me idk why

Not going to lie "be nice to Frank, he guards the tomatoes" make me laugh so hard I almost choked to death

I'm like 99.9% if they made a live action Danganronpa and committed actual murders, we'd all still sign up to go in that show

Props to Frank for guarding them tomatoes. He's the real hero.

2:11 One year in the second week of December, my aunt ordered around $200 worth of pizza to be delivered that night around 4 PM because we were celebrating my younger cousin's birthday early that year (he was born on Christmas). At the time she placed the order, it was around 10 AM, and slightly windy and _maybe_ snowing faintly. The transition to blizzard was pretty darn quick, as it slowly built up, and then suddenly slammed down all at once at about 2 PM. My aunt tried to call the place and cancel our order, but couldn't get through, so she figured the power was out, and there was no need to worry. And then there was a knock on the door at around 5:30. By this point, our power was out, and we were huddled around the woodfire stove toasting marshmallows while my aunt pretended to be an evil witch, "brewing" hot chocolate in a "cauldron" over the flames. When the knock came, we figured it'd be one of our neighbors looking for a hand, but no. It was a young, maybe-20-something guy absolutely shivering in his jean shorts and double-stuffed hoodies, carrying eight huge pizzas. That crazy guy had been the most senior worker still there when the blizzard fell on us, and had decided that, as assistant shift manager, he'd handle all the deliveries, while everyone else handled the phones and making pizzas. My aunt gave him $300 and three thermoses of hot chocolate and told him to keep the change. The absolute madlad _deserved_ it, and was appreciative we'd given him something to help cheer up the other workers as well. Two weeks later, when all the snow had melted, we got a ring of the doorbell, and mister no-longer-assistant Shift Manager and his boss had shown up with a bunch of cheesy bread, desserts, and 4 extra large pizzas to thank US for giving them that cocoa. Oh, and we got the Thermoses back too, but damn. That story is the biggest karmic ping-pong that I've witnessed.

Robin not knowing how to pronounce or straight up never having heard of Lidl is by far my favourite emkay moment ever

4:40 fun fact, the medieval peasant people didn’t actually eat chicken because you would have to kill your egg producing animal (which was too expensive). They would usually eat things like salmon and peas pottage, which are quite flavorful.

On the topic of "no one has ever had a bad pizza", I'd like to contest that. A couple weeks ago my club ordered a pepperoni pizza for our meeting, and what we got was the saddest excuse for a pizza ever. The crust was really thin and crunchy, baked to the point it was mostly black on the bottom, the sauce was nonexistent, appearing in a bite only occasionally to taunt us with what could have been, the cheese was stretched thin and was strangely hard even when it was warmed up, so when you took a bite all the cheese on the slice would come with in a big slab, and there was a *singular* piece of pepperoni on top, dry as dirt and having about as much spice as a dorito chip with the dust licked off. I couldn't finish a single slice of that pizza, and neither could anyone else that night

As a 19 year old human being who has consumed over a gram of caffeine in the span of 24 hours I cannot talk to electricity and it makes me very sad

"it screams sometimes" Me aloud with the same intonation as Robin: "no, it's screaming all the time!" ...the sun might be consuming our sanity.

2:09 It may seem strange, but I _tried_ to order pizza twice. *Tried* , because our local deliverers "Don't want to waste their time delivering a single pizza to a person living in their own house, in a district where noone else has ordered at the time." It may sound mean, and unrelated, but I just want to remind people, that although most delivery workers are doing a great job, you gotta remember, that when there are jewels in the trash can, the same can be applied the other way around.

I once had a pizza that was undercooked, like it was raw. So we though “no big deal, we’ll just shove it in the oven!” And man that thing never cooked. It was in the oven for ages and it was still raw, so we put it back in. It wouldn’t burn. It wouldn’t cook. The forever raw pizza.

I sure hate that "lol, people in the past would die if they ate flavor" bit. Pre-Silk Road Europe mainly had spices that you'd associate with making a bomb-ass roasted chicken, yes. Blue fenugreek, caraway seeds, celery seeds, chives, cicely, horseradish, watercress, most prevalently. Salt, if you're lucky. Then you have some others you could add for flavor, or make tea, such as borage, juniper, mugwort, and wormwood. If a peasant could chomp on some horseradish and live, he'd survive a Flavor Blast Goldfish or a Sour Patch Kid. The main issue is the amount of salt, which we've grown acclimated to consuming in large quantities. Three tablespoons of salt will kill you, depending on your height and weight, if you eat it in one go. The myth of the Middle Ages having no spices, or using none, comes from the early 18th century, when the gentry promoted the idea that food needed no spice (this was a fad that gained credence among the poor, who thought eating less spices would help them appear more "proper"). The gentry created the idea that we caused the Crusades/Silk Road because we had NO spices, even though at the time England had trade deals with Italy for Mediterranean spices already. The Silk Road was to help us get EASIER access to trade routes in China. Even today, I bet you dollars to donuts, it's only the upperclass who still promote the "we need no spice" thing among white people. Everyone in my middle-class family is of Slavic or German descent, and we DECIMATE our food with pepper and/or hot sauce.

Asylums tend to be otherworldy places where reality and fiction meet, a border, a gate, a bridge between these 2 realms cause they look anomalously clean and blank, and tend to be some Asil for lost people.

3:36 "You will die at an Arby's in Columbus, Ohio," "Haha what if i never go to Columbus idiot" *Then Ohio will come to you* edit: 100 likes holy crap

I've had a bad pizza before. It cost $25 for an 8" pizza and it was charred. Cheese was brown and crust was black. Apparently it's supposed to taste good burnt.

3:45 I talked to my grandmother about this a while back ago and she said that most of organs would be in the horse torso and the human torso would probably house a ton muscle along with the esophagus, windpipe, and maybe a secondary heart to help pump the blood.

"You will be seeing the shadowman by day eight" That's only if you abh and clip into the backrooms, if you're lucky you'll just clip outside.

Quick thing, Lidl is a retail chain, like Target or Walmart, but in Europe. I live in Slovenia and we have Lidl so it's not specific to Germany. Continue the good work, your videos are great!

"Are you sure you want to close this tab?" "No" "Oh okay have a nice day"

Well I mean, as someone who visited someone in an Asylum, they tell me you tend to have nightmares stuck in a white cube with no windows

🎶 You spin me right around baby right around like a record baby right around 🎶

6:34 Everything you said is accurate, except that I think Luigi is inherently better than Mario. Just lacks confidence.

The fact noone seemed to have predicted that streaming services would become like cable is hilarious. Even cable started the "when you want" thing long ago. They knew what people wanted. The internet just couldn't handle the power needed to compete back then. Now it's strong enough to be the better option. Of course it's just going to be cable 2.0

No trust me. I've had some BAD pizza before. Tasted like cardboard and sadness. Toppings? Limp and wilty. So oily yet and yet, the crust, which was thinner than my mum's patience, was dry as sand. It was an Experience TM and not a good one

5:45 My dad had a bad pizza once. A tiny stone was in it and he lost a part of a tooth.

the worst pizza I've ever had was at shakeys. No joke, everyone at the party agreed it tasted like wet cardboard.

For anyone interested: Lidl is a really cheap supermarket chain that originated in Germany and also has stores in the UK, where we pronounce it as if the 'tt' in 'little' were replaced with 'dd'. (In German, the first syllable is pronounced like 'lee'.)

5:43 i litterally had the worst pizza you could imagine in Italy. I wanted to try their "cucumber flower" pizza to try something different and the thing was so greasy, the cheese so chewy (multiple centimeters of it) and the taste so absent... Little tip: NEVER go to a restaurant in Italy where it is very touristic

The editor really likes his screen rotations

"You've never had bad pizza." I disagree. Jet's thin crust pizza was literal cardboard for crust with perhaps a millimeter of toppings. Completely flavorless and awful. I've never had Jet's since.

13:15 *grabs wii* “hey mom?” “Yes son?” yes I still have both parents and have a wii

This subreddit always makes me go 😳🤨🤨. I love it lmao

4:30 You people are so uneducated... They had spices and flavors in ancient and medieval times. They didn't have processed sugar. If you wanted to kill them give them a sour skittle. A crunchy cracker goldfish ain't gonna do nothing.

3:45 Just guessing here, but the lungs and heart don't have to be together. You could have some of the orgins normally in the central body cavity of a human in the horse body (such as the kidneys and the liver) and other orgins in the same place but enlarged (such as the stomach and lungs). The heart would either be an enlarged version of a horse heart in the horse body or the creature would have two heart as was the case with dinosaurs over a certain size, they would have redundant orgen systems or even multiple brains to help control their massive bodies.

The fact that I'm lonely on valentine's day means nothing when u upload because I always laugh my ass off

5:23 Damn that's Voldy's hands! So... she's actually Voldemort in drag??

I feel 0:56 on an emotional level. I remember when fidget spinners were first getting popular and I really really wanted one. Skip ahead awhile and me and my parents are at a fourth of July parade and this lady is selling some, so my dad gets me one of them for me. Literally every time after that they had to buy me every fidget spinner they seen in the store. Hell, my dad even ordered some online for me and now I have like over 20 of them 😭

I always find it weird when people talk about medieval food having no flavor, as if they forgot that there are pleasantly-flavored plants native to europe, they knew how to smoke foods and ferment milk and vegetables to store longer, and anyone settling and conquering new lands (like the romans for example) brought herbs and preparation methods used by their culture with them.

7:46 Or the 5th option: stubbornly refuse to take any painkiller unless you're going under the knife.

I've actually had pizza from a place that was pretty much undercooked that it was dough (Casey's) , and I've had pizza that actually gave me gallbladder attacks (Little Ceasars was the only place that gave me gallbladder attacks , never had the issue with Pizza Hut, Domino's, Mozzios , Simply Simon's, or whatever else we have in Missouri ) I finally had to had to have my gallbladder removed (2 years just to eat certain foods )

Well according to The Chronicles of Narnia a centaur has both a horse stomach and a human stomach so it stands to reason that it also has a horse heart and a human heart

3:21 first of all, Lidl is a German supermarket (spoken Lee-dell) Second, yes, we do have a word for this. It's Hamsterkäufe

I just love this channel so much! Like them reading it makes it 100x funnier!

3:13 Of course we have, im glad you asked! Let me introduce you the Wochenendeinkauf!

1:21 my sister had a mini Chihuahua actually and the thing is really sweet and cute, although you can tell that the dog has nothing going on in her brain but she doesn't snap at anyone. She'll just wants to play with my mums cat which is bigger then her

thank you emkay, my cat ive had for around 10 years just passed and your content helps me get through it

I think we need to clarify something about medieval peasants: They. Had. Bacon. Keeping a pig that would be fed food waste during the summer and butchered in late autumn so that the meat, cured or smoked could be stored as a food reserve for the winter months was not uncommon and would be done by any family that could afford it. They had bacon, therefore they would survive the goldfish.

this channel has beeb amazing! so glad i discovered it

3:14 Lidl is a supermarket chain in Europe, we have those in France, Belgium, and Germany at least, I don't know about the rest

11:15 : and yet, teenage city riot is only in some random chinese streaming service, you need amazon music unlimited to hear the dmc5 soundtrack in that platform, fallen angel dnb is only on amazon music unlimited, and for some ungodly reason the entire gunvolt ost is only available on youtube excluding jewel maiden's renditions and MAYBE a gametal cover of some random stage theme i dont care about

I actually did have a bad pizza once. The bottom was completely burnt, blackened to a crisp, and there was almost NO cheese whatsoever. It was also paper thin and flopped over when I tried to eat it, spilling what little toppings it had. I would call that a bad pizza.

5:30 I dunno man I've tasted domino's once and that pizza was pretty awful. Only time I've had a bad pizza tho.

Answers to final questions: Music yes, skincare no. I have anxiety, music helps calm me down, so I'd need it even more going to see ANYONE I care about in the hospital or I'd lose my shit and probably cause an accident on the way. Searching for the person you are supposed to marry? Most people would stay out until they are too exhausted to continue, and would just go back to the hotel to either panic and pace or pass the fuck out.

5:08 for those who didn’t read it, read it to get the joke because explaining it here will be a spoiler for it. If you don;t care about spoilers, then basically a dude gets trapped in a wall.

7:30 - Fun fact, 800mg ibuprofen horsepills are called 'Ranger Candy', for the same reason that the army rangers made a powerpoint saying that if they worked any harder they would die

7:52 Tylenol: Takes antidepressants, which makes taking NSAIDs a not so great idea.

There was literally a form of medieval trial/ exicution called "trial by cake" where the accused had to quickly eat an especially sweet and sticky cake. For nobles who invented the trial the task wasn't hard so they were easily declared innocent but for a poor, half-starved serf they would usually choke on the overly rich food or die due to the influx of sugar their body isn't used to handling.

I sensed the pain Robin felt when he tried to read “Amontillado” (its uh-mon-tee-ah-doe)

I play "You Are my Sunshine" with their mother in the car and we both sit there crying and talking about the times we had with her, eventually when we get there with tears rolling down our faces we find out she just sprained her ankle and not lying on her death bed, on the way back to the house we tell jokes and listen to "Pity Party" when we get home we do karaoke😄

3:01 as a trans male, I can confirm, although I take out the eyeball out because of the disphorya, not to do the Devils tango because I am an asexual also.

1:30 I dont think a broken wii tries to kill you, or has 17 diseases unless

Robin has been happier lately and that makes me happy

4:59 Robin: 30 billion dollars will keep me sane. Me: They've done studies on this and after about 13 days the human mind will start to 'break' from lack of stimulation and human interaction. Also me: 30 billion dollars though...

3:05 *Oh no.. they figured it out*

I like that I have watched this channel long enough that I can tell the narrators apart on tone of voice

0:48 doomguy is canonically ace, he doesnt even know what $** is according to an interview with John Carmack.

14:11 The answer is you should not play any tunes. Instead it is more approppriate to turn on the radio ESCPECIALLy when there are other people. (Ths can apply to a parent/mother/ partner funeral)

I remember one time my mom accidentally cooked a frozen pizza with the cardboard, that pizza wasn’t very good.

I always get caught off guard when I hear non-cajun people struggling to pronounce the ridiculous names that we've somehow convinced ourselves are completely normal

Omg. The owl thibg caught me off guard. That is exactly what happened to my mum and my aunt, who is a little slower, still gifts her owl themed EVERYTHING

*Laughs in parents play Wii together* but in all seriousness the chicken got me.

I like that idea of hell. Just get people from different times and places described their way of life to each other. I don't know why but that sounds hilarious to me. Edit: as a women myself, yep, the snake in the toilet is a real fear. I lived in the country side half of my life and we had snakes around there... Also, there are quite a few animal documentaries about snakes getting into pipes, both in rural and city areas.

13:17 omfg, I'm thinking about me and my closest friends and I'm pretty sure this applies 100%

3:15 when they said "to what" I felt personally attacked.

its allmost midnight for me and yet im here watching this

2:44 that belongs in r/TIHI

13:57 tbh I would too

I was sceptic of the pizza boy bets until my friends said half the prize pool went to the tip We gave one guy close to 7k and i fully agreed with him when he said he wasnt sure it was worth it to get to our cabin (we were housed in an on-site cabin that had been there before the company started building, meaning we didnt have to go 30 min to the closest town during the snow storm)

I like how he's reading cursed commets while sometimes there is peaceful undertale music playing in the background

hi keep up the good videos they are suspiciously good

I love ur videos, how r u doing?

please stop being so entertaining i need to sleep ;-;

The way the emkay hand subtly flips you off in the intro.

YES FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO GETS HOW HORRID TWIZZLERS ARE.

8:55 I hate how this always gets me laughing.

3:20 I love how he was so confused about lidl lol I mean honestly ngl I never heard of it untill I moved to Italy lol

I’m loving the recent intro hand! It gives something to look at lol

I got told by a member in my FFXIV FC (guild) that if you offer an Italian a Hawaiian pizza, they'd punch you in the face Maybe Italians need to up their pizza game

12:27 you For sure wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of Excalibur that sword shoots huge laser beams

When i hear bad news like someone dies or something i feel like doing anything other than sitting in silence is disrespectful

I’ve had a bad pizza before. I worked at Little Caesar’s and it was basically a daily thing that the best food you’d get on that 8+ hour shift is two hours old LC pizza.

There was a time where my university used white pasta sauce instead of tomato sauce as the sauce base on a pizza. ....I've had bad pizza (but you better believe I finished my slices dammit).

Sorry

Love that he not only knows the name of Gandalf's sword, but also what that means

7:14 I feel connected to this person on a spiritual level. also I commented this while pooping.

Fun fact: most of the time in Italy if you order pizza at a restaurant they won’t cut it for you so you have to resort to using a butter knife because the waiters/waitresses will get annoyed if you ask them to cut it

5:59 as a little ceasers employee, our food is shit if it is in the warning box for more than 10mins get a custom order and set it up for a certain time

I'm from an Aspirin Family, that usually means you have chronic headaches that will never get explained, or you have a somewhat severe allergy that causes things like headaches/muscle pain.(My family is both the latter and the former. Random headaches on top of seasonal allergies that can also cause them, plus a bunch of random stuff like Christmas trees.)

It is absolutely possible for pizza to be made bad. Sure, pizza is often amazing enough to compensate for some mistakes, but it is possible for the qualities that make it good to be completely ruined.