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@arrakaarkana6281
@arrakaarkana6281 5 ай бұрын
When you say it's for emphasis, you're correct! Most of these things are! The issue is that there are SO _many_ *things* you can use for emphasis, but quotation marks are one of the few from among them that have a well-defined other use, and it interferes quite heavily with attempts to use them for emphasis.
@Crow_Smith
@Crow_Smith 5 ай бұрын
Hand written anything should use underlining if they don't have the time to make it bold/a different color or don't have the ability to make it look properly italic. And yet they use quotes. At least on programs and such I can understand a cheap, cookie cutter thing might not allow italics/bold/underline [Rare honestly] so quotes are their only option - but hand written has no excuse.
@JoyOfCreativeService
@JoyOfCreativeService 5 ай бұрын
@@Crow_Smith And even if it's a program with no italics or anything, you can ALWAYS use capitalization for emphasis.
@hmnhntr
@hmnhntr 5 ай бұрын
What's really weird is that, when I looked into this, it seems like it's an enduring minority of people that use quotes this way. It's never been the standard. So there's just some section of the population that refuses to get the memo for how everyone else sees it.
@benpotato9994
@benpotato9994 5 ай бұрын
we cannot accept any use for emphasis because then it will be seen as tur norm
@DeckedSneeze709
@DeckedSneeze709 5 ай бұрын
Quotation marks should never be used for “emphasis”
@elaexplorer
@elaexplorer 5 ай бұрын
9:38 That large windows in "every" room makes me think there's a large window in the bathroom and in all the closets.
@elaexplorer
@elaexplorer 5 ай бұрын
They changed the "forever" in that contest to mean you can pass it on to one descendant (but they can't pass it on). It's because only old people enter the publishers clearing house anymore. They found that they're more likely to get people to go through the hoops of trying out if the mark, I mean customer, thinks they might be able to leave something to family when they're gone.
@BonniTheBragon
@BonniTheBragon 5 ай бұрын
This is my new "favorite" subreddit.
@jet-it9cr
@jet-it9cr 5 ай бұрын
This is my "new" favorite subreddit.
@rob3bb
@rob3bb 5 ай бұрын
This is my new favorite "subreddit"
@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 5 ай бұрын
"this" is my new favorite subreddit.
@CreativeName3442
@CreativeName3442 5 ай бұрын
This is "my" new favorite subreddit
@NbNgMOD
@NbNgMOD 5 ай бұрын
This "is" my new favorite subreddit.
@tlepageart4294
@tlepageart4294 5 ай бұрын
I “love” it when Damien “narrates” 🤣
@user-tm1wd9wv3y
@user-tm1wd9wv3y 5 ай бұрын
I love it when "Damien" narrates.
@kaderen8461
@kaderen8461 5 ай бұрын
"I" love "it" when damien narrates
@josephisherelol5302
@josephisherelol5302 5 ай бұрын
I love it when Damien narrates “🤣”
@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 5 ай бұрын
Gotta "love" these videos.
@the-nightmayor
@the-nightmayor 5 ай бұрын
I like "freshness everyday" because its easy to make technically true, as long as any single item in the store is fresh that day.
@elaexplorer
@elaexplorer 5 ай бұрын
Gonna have to agree the quotes around the butter for the popcorn is appropriate. It's not really butter, it's vegetable oil with butter flavoring.
@Cassxowary
@Cassxowary 5 ай бұрын
and both are unhealthy and bad
@SilverLink07
@SilverLink07 5 ай бұрын
For even more context, it's a sight with the consesion area
@dadoctah
@dadoctah 5 ай бұрын
Likewise all the "milk" ones. The FDA or somebody once tried to cater to the dairy industry by defining milk as "the lacteal secretions of a female bovine" and forbidding its use for anything else, so that while cow's milk is still milk, all those soy and almond things couldn't legally be called milk. Neither could goat's milk, mother's milk, or milk of magnesia. Quotes were the suggested workaround.
@matheussanthiago9685
@matheussanthiago9685 5 ай бұрын
​@@dadoctah wtf, why isn't goat milk considered milk?
@elaexplorer
@elaexplorer 5 ай бұрын
@@dadoctah what's stupid about that is those things have been milk for hundreds of years.
@Golden12500
@Golden12500 5 ай бұрын
This kind of shit reminds me of how Hoyoverse puts nearly everything that relates to a new in-game feature in quotations. They need to use some of the quoted words many different times within a paragraph so it ends up looking like alien English when they're describing the "Chronicle Wish" and constantly typing as the "Chronicle Wish"
@leadfootjunkie1
@leadfootjunkie1 5 ай бұрын
as a professional editor, the horrible things I would do to whoever thought that quotations for emphasis was even remotely ok, much less that it should be taught that way in schools. it became popular around the turn of the 20th century and was taught that way into the 60's before everyone finally started coming to their senses. fortunately the people who write like this are rapidly either dying out or at the very least leaving the public eye, so people like me, who know better but wouldn't be allowed to educate the problem away, no longer have to deal with it as often. I'm not angry, just kind of saddened by public ignorance. that said I love this subreddit because it makes fun of preventable stupidity in a relatively harmless, witty, and creative way.
@ninetailedfox579121
@ninetailedfox579121 5 ай бұрын
I'm not angry, I'm just "disappointed."
@Ghostfighter797
@Ghostfighter797 5 ай бұрын
This is my favorite KZfaq "video".
@SillierPutty
@SillierPutty 5 ай бұрын
Please do this "subreddit" more often, I "love" it.
@SawBSketch
@SawBSketch 5 ай бұрын
the oatly's "No" sugars part actually brings the attention to the fun fact that everything has sugars in it, it just doesnt have that added sugar. The side of the carton has a paragraph full of information for those to read when the carton is in the lunch table.
@jeanfalconer6377
@jeanfalconer6377 5 ай бұрын
I think they added speech marks because they couldn't do italics... Edit: Maybe they don't like italics.
@riverhall-geib5307
@riverhall-geib5307 5 ай бұрын
That's what * asterisks * are for
@Moonlight._.dragons944
@Moonlight._.dragons944 5 ай бұрын
"right"
@Moonlight._.dragons944
@Moonlight._.dragons944 5 ай бұрын
​@@riverhall-geib5307 *jup*
@fribigy47
@fribigy47 5 ай бұрын
"right"
@NoFoxGvn
@NoFoxGvn 5 ай бұрын
It’s typed in though - they should be able to italicize
@citrineelephant6576
@citrineelephant6576 5 ай бұрын
use * these * if you need emphasis omfg. i know someone who does this. not often, but she'll write down our problems at work with quotes lol
@JoyOfCreativeService
@JoyOfCreativeService 5 ай бұрын
With the Shrimp Tips, that is absolutely intentional. Obvious Plant is famous for one thing only, and that's gag products which they place in stores, I think? which range from costumes to food to toys. They do pretty much anything and have a museum you can visit with a whole bunch of similar exhibits. One of their more well-known products is probably the pre-cracked egg. That's one of my personal favorites, btw. =}
@MpanzuSolos
@MpanzuSolos 5 ай бұрын
I’m really “enjoying” this video
@crazcatladeestudios9956
@crazcatladeestudios9956 5 ай бұрын
"You were right. I didn't think about the implications... Oh my god, I didn't think about them!"
@RainbowFlowerCrow
@RainbowFlowerCrow 5 ай бұрын
6:05 Obvious Plant "products" are hilarious! Gimme some of that "Erotic Lasagna"!
@prixprixprix
@prixprixprix 5 ай бұрын
"something that was similar to him but not quite him" is sending me off in this context
@Rainok
@Rainok 5 ай бұрын
Idk if Damian knows that the reason some of these are on this sub is because the quotation marks are being used for emphasis, which they're not supposed to
@edwinmaster7326
@edwinmaster7326 5 ай бұрын
0:50 "DO NOT EAT" is the name of the gel brand and doesn't indicate edibility, so if you eat it and die, you can sue the company for not putting on a warning
@christinasturgeon9519
@christinasturgeon9519 5 ай бұрын
The dreamlight valley makes sense with the quotations because it's the way to say the difference between in-game money or actual money
@thesheikahscholar
@thesheikahscholar 5 ай бұрын
6:00 I friggin' love Obvious Plant's ridiculous posts
@pw6949
@pw6949 5 ай бұрын
1:30 it's an oreo truffle. it does have milk in it from the cream cheese, the oreos themselves, and the chocolate coating. me and my mum just made some the other night
@googoobie101
@googoobie101 5 ай бұрын
3:02 Lol that's from a Ted Nivison video! Slimecicle "made" (designed, not produced) that shirt for a challenge! "Why is Ohio in quotes??" "I'm just saying, I've never met someone from Ohio who wasn't lying about it."
@dayzlove4994
@dayzlove4994 5 ай бұрын
11:56 iT"s ProNoUncEd "rE Al Ma DriD"
@Arc_5
@Arc_5 5 ай бұрын
11:56 i really like how damien "pronounces" madrid
@VkngVd
@VkngVd 5 ай бұрын
Good food is healthy food. "Good food" is the good tasting food in American grocery stores.
@watsgoinonhere1
@watsgoinonhere1 5 ай бұрын
There's a reason it's called Grocery.
@VkngVd
@VkngVd 5 ай бұрын
@@watsgoinonhere1 ?
@watsgoinonhere1
@watsgoinonhere1 5 ай бұрын
@@VkngVd As in, the stuff there is gross. Grocery. The actual reason is because you buy stuff in bulk, a.k.a. in gross. And actually, gross as in yucky comes from the same place, food you could buy in bulk was considered lesser in quality and therefore, not good to eat. So technically speaking my bad joke is actually true.
@lucatrione3033
@lucatrione3033 5 ай бұрын
I can’t believe EmKay puts in all this “work”
@kurotsuki7427
@kurotsuki7427 5 ай бұрын
A few of these are probably in quotes cause they are quoting the company rules or policy. Like the saying the bathrooms are supposed to be squeaky clean.
@ellyhunter7252
@ellyhunter7252 5 ай бұрын
ASDA probably put the bag sign in quotes because they are trying not to breach copyright with Tesco, who I think trademarked the phrase "bag for life". This is just a bag for "life".
@mathguy37
@mathguy37 5 ай бұрын
"yay" it's part three i "love" these "videos" of this "subreddit"
@h0metape
@h0metape 5 ай бұрын
Lol never expected my "forever" post to make it into an EmKay video!
@Kitsuna_Gacha
@Kitsuna_Gacha 5 ай бұрын
9:50 Don't mind him. He's shy
@JaydenMatthews-gy2fq
@JaydenMatthews-gy2fq 5 ай бұрын
There are no "living" children in my basement.
@kirstygunn9149
@kirstygunn9149 5 ай бұрын
The bags for life mean that you pay a fee for the bag, and when it breaks ( handles snaps , gets a hole etc)the store will replace it for free . The thing is that people keep forgetting to bring bag shopping, so they end up paying for another. we don't get free bags when we shop in the UK .
@silvrnightingale
@silvrnightingale 5 ай бұрын
8:30 Gluten is a protein found in flour. Popcorn is made from corn, not flour. It says "gluten free" as a marketing gimmick.
@CodeNascher_
@CodeNascher_ 5 ай бұрын
AKCHUALLY, flour does not contain gluten, but the proteins glutenin and gliadin. Gluten only forms when adding water to flour, then the two proteins start to clump and entangle.
@j.p.6932
@j.p.6932 5 ай бұрын
2:36 That’s why they put “offered” it in quotation marks.
@fionadakitsuneko
@fionadakitsuneko 5 ай бұрын
1:00 shoulda put quotation around "wish"
@billcipher1212
@billcipher1212 5 ай бұрын
based on weird al's parody word crimes i now just assume people are using quotation marks for emphasis
@watsgoinonhere1
@watsgoinonhere1 5 ай бұрын
That's exactly what is happening. People think "important thing" means the same as *IMPORTANT THING* Also, ♫ you finished second grade, I hope you can tell if you're doing *good* or doing *well.* ♫
@j.p.6932
@j.p.6932 5 ай бұрын
3:54 I think some of these people do it because they feel like when it’s three words on three lines, only one left quote on the first line and only one right quote on the last line either looks weird or will confuse people.
@houselightkell
@houselightkell 5 ай бұрын
11:48 why does that blonde guy with glasses look like he's about to scream
@Dovenchiko
@Dovenchiko 5 ай бұрын
13:36 the "no" sugar means that there are no added sugars because oat naturally has some sugar in it. If it was sugar free (no quotes) I'd be very worried about what they did with it.
@jan_Eten
@jan_Eten 5 ай бұрын
6:10 "obvious plant" is "cheating"
@Mist_SZN
@Mist_SZN 5 ай бұрын
I love that Damian is back
@muffinfluff2476
@muffinfluff2476 5 ай бұрын
The asda bags are 30p once and when they wear out you get free replacements for life. It's prounced as a word not as letters BTW
@andrewlanglois6362
@andrewlanglois6362 5 ай бұрын
1:34 "😁Is 😁That 😁Milk, 😁Or 😁Daddy's 😁Milk 😁?" is what that seems to infer.
@latioshunter
@latioshunter 5 ай бұрын
This was a "fun" video. I really "enjoyed" checking back on the cast. Nice to see "Damian" is still narrating.
@dreadnought4089
@dreadnought4089 5 ай бұрын
This "video" is very "enjoyable" 😁
@ravenlorans
@ravenlorans 5 ай бұрын
8:29 Sometimes it tastes Real Good, Others times it taste like Styrofoam. Sometimes it has what feels like Rocks in it and almost break a tooth when you find one and other times it don't have any kernels in it... But it's $1.25 a Bag and only found at the Dollar Tree... and the only brand with No Cheese Powder Added to it... And just bought Four Bags 20 minutes before clicking on this Video...
@chernobyl169
@chernobyl169 4 ай бұрын
1:50 that's Publisher's Clearing House, they've been doing these giveaways for generations. It's thirty years.
@iamdb1990
@iamdb1990 5 ай бұрын
I "love" this no, I "really" do...
@kaitlynmorgan4613
@kaitlynmorgan4613 5 ай бұрын
i did not expect dennis and mac at the beginning 😭😭
@大円三とわはSMM
@大円三とわはSMM 5 ай бұрын
6:38 THERE I AM, GARY, THERE I AM! (I'm the creator of this post btw)
@user-cg4ck5pc8b
@user-cg4ck5pc8b 5 ай бұрын
The "creator"
@skydragon84
@skydragon84 5 ай бұрын
3:33 That's from my hometown! I recognize the area. I remember passing by that place whenever I would go into the town center.
@caplaaFails
@caplaaFails 5 ай бұрын
EmKay is “super cool”
@NiyaKouya
@NiyaKouya 5 ай бұрын
13:44 that "no sugar" claim on certain foods usually has an asterisk that's explained as "no added sugar". It can't be 100% sugar free since some ingredients naturally contain sugar.
@tempeztfox
@tempeztfox 5 ай бұрын
Didn't expect to ever be put on an Emkay vid lol
@stupidity_lolz
@stupidity_lolz 5 ай бұрын
Lets "eat", Dad 😈
@davidthecommenter
@davidthecommenter 5 ай бұрын
remember to use your commas "Let's eat, Dad" "Let's eat Dad"
@RainbowFlowerCrow
@RainbowFlowerCrow 5 ай бұрын
​@@davidthecommenter Let's eat *"dad".*
@SuntopKinseeker
@SuntopKinseeker 5 ай бұрын
3:24 - 3:36 "Tijuana Taco" is in my home town I recognize it Wow! Emkay thank you.
@j.p.6932
@j.p.6932 5 ай бұрын
8:00 I looks like the “reuse” here was either supposed to be “replaced”. And the “life” either means the money from the bags is going to a good cause or, as before the “for life” has terms and conditions.
@arcticxabyss
@arcticxabyss 5 ай бұрын
"fresh" baked "cookies" makes it seem as if it's neither fresh nor cookies. 🤨
@Nimmo1492
@Nimmo1492 5 ай бұрын
You got Obvious Planted!
@watsgoinonhere1
@watsgoinonhere1 5 ай бұрын
I "love" these "videos," they're "entertaining."
@localgothbruv
@localgothbruv 5 ай бұрын
2:57 that one reminds me off charlie slimecicle, ted nivison and "Schlatt"
@j.p.6932
@j.p.6932 5 ай бұрын
14:02 I think they’re either quoting from the article or being vague.
@MrfnordTim
@MrfnordTim 5 ай бұрын
15:55 They probably mean it meets the legal definition of "protected."
@Ilovewashers
@Ilovewashers 5 ай бұрын
11:48 when an antivaxxer works at Rite Aid.
@NecrochildK
@NecrochildK 5 ай бұрын
It just occurred to me today that Damien looks a lot like HR Giger.
@j.p.6932
@j.p.6932 5 ай бұрын
1:26 I think they mean using milk chocolate rather than dark chocolate.
@sakurakitsunestar
@sakurakitsunestar 5 ай бұрын
6:00 That's an obvious plant item. It's fake. He is an artist that makes weird shit like that. It's basically 100% fake packaging. He just hides them around in real stores in the area he lives in. He also sells them online it's all weird things
@philippak7726
@philippak7726 5 ай бұрын
The popcorn one I suspect it is because while the popcorn is nominally gluten free - nothing in its' creation should involve gluten - it is likely made in a factory containing many gluten items and thus some cross contamination is possible
@j.p.6932
@j.p.6932 5 ай бұрын
14:21 a lot of times people will put quotes around character names
@LeTurrim
@LeTurrim 5 ай бұрын
Probably the “Are Fresh Made” is their slogan?
@loporina
@loporina 5 ай бұрын
Here in Robin's hometown, they put in an ice ribbon in the downtown park and it was shutdown and turned into a roller blade ribbon in about two weeks after someone immediately slipped and cracked their head open on the ice.
@theominouspigeon
@theominouspigeon 5 ай бұрын
fresh maid
@asterik29
@asterik29 5 ай бұрын
2:59 Me too, man. Me too.
@NotMang0
@NotMang0 5 ай бұрын
13:49 I think they mean No added sugars
@kaderen8461
@kaderen8461 5 ай бұрын
6:09 the company, obvious plant, makes products as a joke. the quotations are purposeful.
@Whimsykit
@Whimsykit 5 ай бұрын
4:19 i think its a food court i dont think runaway railway is even at disneyland only disneyworld
@DJSI3434
@DJSI3434 5 ай бұрын
0:59 windows xp plus davinci theme critical stop
@clampity
@clampity 5 ай бұрын
I like to “watch” emkay’s videos
@VermillionRacing
@VermillionRacing 5 ай бұрын
The money giveawya one from PBCH is "forever" because its only until you die basically
@LonelyAssassin96
@LonelyAssassin96 5 ай бұрын
Frankly, when it comes to vegan food, I'd think it suspicious if "chicken" wasn't in quotes.
@jacksoncooper8823
@jacksoncooper8823 5 ай бұрын
Sighn on local Bridge Don't jump "Danger "
@JoyOfCreativeService
@JoyOfCreativeService 5 ай бұрын
I saw a parking garage in Boise (near where I live in Idaho) where it says "Remember there's someone who loves you. Don't do it" or something like that at the top on the railing. If you look up and a little to the side, there's a building with their name in massive letters on the front of the building. It's called Jack's Urban Meeting Place and is used for conventions and stuff. They shorten it to JUMP for convenience
@JoyOfCreativeService
@JoyOfCreativeService 5 ай бұрын
This wasn't really a suspicious quotes story, I just remembered it because of the similar sign.
@watsgoinonhere1
@watsgoinonhere1 5 ай бұрын
No - "don't" jump, it's "dangerous." You could get "hurt."
@TheOne_6
@TheOne_6 5 ай бұрын
I like this "video"
@remember_this1336
@remember_this1336 5 ай бұрын
12:38 darkest dungeon fandom rise up, your king summoned you
@salemhall5
@salemhall5 5 ай бұрын
seems to me most people just don't know what to use quotation marks for LOL
@Png_gaming
@Png_gaming 5 ай бұрын
7:58 It’s not “A.S.D.A”! It’s “as-da”!! I really don’t get how this is such a common mistake.
@Anonymus-ih7yb
@Anonymus-ih7yb 5 ай бұрын
2:09 they send a hitman
@j.p.6932
@j.p.6932 5 ай бұрын
0:55 Some of these are using quotes because it’s their only way of making it stand out - everything is already in bold. I think some others do it to draw attention; too, they just don’t know how it affects the sentence.
@johnhaggerty5510
@johnhaggerty5510 5 ай бұрын
Ah yes “Milk”
@Cassxowary
@Cassxowary 5 ай бұрын
“Please” = because we can’t call you names
@therexsystem4818
@therexsystem4818 5 ай бұрын
ASDA is pronounced as As-da not A S D A. That took me OUT! 😂😂😂😂
@RainbowFlowerCrow
@RainbowFlowerCrow 5 ай бұрын
@0:58 Chubby Emu enters the chat!
@h2amster328
@h2amster328 5 ай бұрын
editor is kinda savage
@TheOfficialBeethoven
@TheOfficialBeethoven 5 ай бұрын
Love your vids
@Mar-zw3eu
@Mar-zw3eu 2 ай бұрын
Two of these are just templates that people forgot to replace the place holder text on
5 ай бұрын
If they specify cell phones can I still use a walkie-talkie or a satellite phone?
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