r/technicallythetruth Best Posts #7

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@rosepetunia1829 4 жыл бұрын

Shower thought: "Your tongue is never comfortable in your mouth..." Me: "My tongue has been in the same spot since my mother was pregnant with me. I am pretty sure it is use to the feel now." Edit: For the people saying "Oh so you never moved your tongue?" I do I'm just saying when it's still or not it still feels fine.

@floppa_whoppa9191 4 жыл бұрын

Michelle Morrison no one asked. So you go to gulag.

@salty5364 4 жыл бұрын

Michelle Morrison for what?

@superluckyandroid9449 4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure it's screaming on the inside

@rosepetunia1829 4 жыл бұрын

+ SuperLuckyAndroid Then why does it hurt when I lift it up, but feels nice when I lay it down? 😕

@androidbutterscotchkitty 4 жыл бұрын

Rose Petunia If you’ve never moved your tongue, then you’ve never talked or eaten.

@Oceanaditya 4 жыл бұрын

"is this a sandwich?" *_well, yes but actually no._*

@sempa2447 4 жыл бұрын

No this is patrick Propably from my profil pic

@stevencarenduff2623 4 жыл бұрын

Good guess but actually no

@dane5079 4 жыл бұрын

Osodan lol

@delighyt 4 жыл бұрын

Good guess, BUT ACTUaLLY NO

@delighyt 4 жыл бұрын

@@stevencarenduff2623 :o I copied you HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJAJAJJSKJKJKJJJJ

@ohm_sweet_ohm 4 жыл бұрын

Gio: "Dude, I just realized something-" Ad: EVERY EATING WELL FROZEN MEAL IS MADE WITH ONE CUP OF VEGETABLES!

@rosepetunia1829 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao!!!!!!!!!! (Remember me when you get 1k likes cause this comment is awesome)

@Ternohul 4 жыл бұрын

Dude i readed gio:dude i just realized something in the same time he said it in the video

@nimphilia 4 жыл бұрын

U GOT 1 MORE LIKE BRO

@anakinskywalker6579 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@roseedits102 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@AndUhHalf 4 жыл бұрын

Random joke related to 6:41 _You give a man a hang glider, he flys for a day. You throw a man out of a plane, he flys for the rest of his life._

@bin6549 4 жыл бұрын

I-

@davidgannonreal 4 жыл бұрын

𝓖𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓪 𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂, 𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓰𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮, 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓪 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓮, 𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓲𝓽 𝓪𝓵𝓵. 𝓖𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓪 𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂, 𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓯𝓾𝓵. Moral: Eat your school, stay in vegetables, don't do your pension and save your money for drugs

@androidbutterscotchkitty 4 жыл бұрын

David Gannon PFFT

@bighead70 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it.

@AndUhHalf 4 жыл бұрын

RoundBox Four because when he hits the ground, he dies. Him falling is the rest of his life.

@Claustro_phobic 4 жыл бұрын

“A pair of pliers can cut your electricity bill by 100%.” “Everything is either a potato or not a potato.”

@davidgannonreal 4 жыл бұрын

Animals are both free and not free at the same time (E.g free to make their own decisions, but some are in zoos or kept as pets, therefore not free)

@bighead70 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t get the first one.

@aneesa2055 4 жыл бұрын

We really are at the peak of humanity

@Claustro_phobic 4 жыл бұрын

@@bighead70 wow

@bighead70 4 жыл бұрын

Chervil star, what is a plier?

@Chemillioneer 4 жыл бұрын

7:30 he didn't realize the killer also rang his doorbell, but he saved himself by not hearing a thing. 10/10

@SilicatYT 4 жыл бұрын

r/technicallythetruth in one sentence: *Well yes, but actually no*

@slippygames3519 4 жыл бұрын

*_Well yes, but actually yes_*

@jamesthanoob 4 жыл бұрын

In this case it would be *Well no, but actually yes*

@atomicbezerk7718 4 жыл бұрын

Actually it’s more like “well that’s _technically_ the truth,”

@thecommentato4 4 жыл бұрын

SILICAT!!!!!! HI IM A FAN

@Kyouki353 4 жыл бұрын

SilicatYT it's basically r/iamverysmart for dummies

@calebporter3735 4 жыл бұрын

"Mars is the only known planet inhabeted entirely by robots." They forgot about Cybertron.

@CadetGriffin 4 жыл бұрын

And Kaylon-1.

@marieogolo5274 4 жыл бұрын

Batman: is not a vampire Green lantern: is not an object Flash: does not light up the way Bugs bunny: is a rabbit Robin: is a teenager with no powers

@alexwang982 4 жыл бұрын

Marie Ogolo Flash: not an hm

@edgelord8337 4 жыл бұрын

Sea horse. An actual horse in the sea.

@ImJustJAG 4 жыл бұрын

Edgy

@youraveragespongebobfanchannel 4 жыл бұрын

@@ImJustJAG furry

@ImJustJAG 4 жыл бұрын

@@youraveragespongebobfanchannel Nice.

@enygmaoeuvre9664 4 жыл бұрын

Well yes...... but actually no

@alexwang982 4 жыл бұрын

See! Horse!

@bedophobic 4 жыл бұрын

No one: Everyone on technicallyTheTruth: true stuff

@dblayron 4 жыл бұрын

Well, Yup

@azzzzka2757 4 жыл бұрын

Well basically.. Youre telling the truth.

@ethanmai4066 4 жыл бұрын

I mean that’s technically the truth

@elnikito_5546 4 жыл бұрын

Funny

@Luci4_ 4 жыл бұрын

True

@rusttytoasttz 4 жыл бұрын

People think t-rexes have short arms But really, we just have long arms

@l1ghtning294 4 жыл бұрын

I like how a lot of people don't realize that T-rexes arms are actually much longer than humans', but they just look smaller in comparison. :P

@paquitoandpaquita8517 4 жыл бұрын

Reece J. D

@badsenator2108 4 жыл бұрын

/r/im14andthisisdeep

@jellyf9608 4 жыл бұрын

Rusty Dragon r/mademesmile

@potarati6891 4 жыл бұрын

*oh h e c c*

@sovietunion8087 4 жыл бұрын

3:11 Me: (eating my third jar of mayonnaise) lmao what a loser, imagine eating the most mayonnaise in the world

@getgoodlmaoo 4 жыл бұрын

Soviet Union you should change your name to Soviet onion

@sempa2447 4 жыл бұрын

I got a jar of dirt

@Boeing-vi4qj 4 жыл бұрын

We ALL know that by the third jar of mayonnaise, you are considered BORIS

@justsomeguy5470 4 жыл бұрын

@@Boeing-vi4qj Boris Johnson?

@chrisclifford7080 4 жыл бұрын

I dont Consume mayonnaise I rub it On a Random tree Thats a weird use But I also Swallow rocks A sufficient source of iron

@jellochild6924 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t know how would I respond to somebody if they said “careful, it’s soup”

@androidbutterscotchkitty 4 жыл бұрын

Datnyancat oH nO iTs ThE uNhOlY sOuP-

@critiqalerror 4 жыл бұрын

Here's your hot

@shaunslone3433 4 жыл бұрын

4:33 Hey, that's my name! Give it back!

@slash3832 3 жыл бұрын

Lolm

@cerjmedia 4 жыл бұрын

2:05. I thought he was about to say: "careful your hot!"

@Gamer23car 4 жыл бұрын

Not related or anything, saw someone kissing a used piece of gum, wasn't even theirs...

@dolphee9935 4 жыл бұрын

Gamer23car why did you have to give me this mental image

@pronto3_ 4 жыл бұрын

Gamer23car what the hell

@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon 4 жыл бұрын

Dude, I just ate

@quekrt5381 4 жыл бұрын

relatable

@powerman8508 4 жыл бұрын

Gamer23car aye yo wtf

@Judiathan 4 жыл бұрын

Me: You wanna know a joke about a broken pencil Friend: Sure, why not Me: Nevermind, it’s pointless

@thathero3970 4 жыл бұрын

An early truth: Those who say first may be the worst, but those in second are just as badly desperate. So yeah, Also another is Giofilms is still at 1 mil subs.

@golddigger1196 4 жыл бұрын

First

@androidbutterscotchkitty 4 жыл бұрын

Gracie i Am a Cheeto PFFT

@justsomeguy5470 4 жыл бұрын

I'm 736th! Take that!

@why-jn9cl 4 жыл бұрын

Thumbnail: sandwich Me: *s t a n d w i c h*

@bedophobic 4 жыл бұрын

Better stop or I'll use my stand on you

@sempa2447 4 жыл бұрын

Erm

@jamesholden5587 4 жыл бұрын

*STANDO POWER!!!!!!!!!!*

@ImJustJAG 4 жыл бұрын

FYI- Wolverine fursuits do exist.

@onomichio3739 4 жыл бұрын

Why did you have to tell me this ugh

@ImJustJAG 4 жыл бұрын

@@onomichio3739 because I can. And I should know.

@onomichio3739 4 жыл бұрын

@@ImJustJAG r/madlads

@korvusthekanine8544 4 жыл бұрын

I mean a snail fursuit exists so this isn't shocking to me

@ImJustJAG 4 жыл бұрын

@@korvusthekanine8544 yep.

@spartanvenom5388 4 жыл бұрын

5:09 But what would happen if Pinocchio said “My nose will grow now” without saying anything else beforehand? I personally believe his nose would stab through the back of his head.

@harryshin9620 4 жыл бұрын

8:43 scarlet witch : isn’t a witch Quick silver: Isn’t a toxic element Human torch :isn’t a torch Black panther: is human

@alexwang982 4 жыл бұрын

The Behemoth Deadpool: isn’t a pool

@2T0mc 4 жыл бұрын

Some of the people reading this will like it, others won’t. r/technicallythetruth

@krayuneter 4 жыл бұрын

Clouty Boy Same Can’t relate

@brianmcclenahan617 4 жыл бұрын

Actually, I didn't like it or dislike it. Paradox.

@fireking6308 4 жыл бұрын

You know what would have made this comment perfect? If it got no likes.

@2T0mc 4 жыл бұрын

Like yours?

@fireking6308 4 жыл бұрын

@@2T0mc Yep. because then it wouldn't be technically the truth.

@500_ 4 жыл бұрын

3:20 reminds me of that time my brother and I were eating pickles and old bread in the kitchen at 4 am and he asked me "Do you feel the cold?" and I was like "What?" Cuz I didn't hear the first time, then he went "I asked you if you can feel how the cold entered here" and I said "Oh, yeah" but then he took a big bite out of a pickle and shouted "WRONG, THAT'S NOT HOW THE HEAT TRANSFERENCE WORKS VICTORIA" and aggressively handed me the jar of pickles.

@halfatoast745 4 жыл бұрын

3:10 you ever heard of life of boris that guy eats mayonase from a bucket with a spoon

@sinclairdan1 4 жыл бұрын

This vid: "Is this a sandwich?" Me:*flashback* "Is this a sandwich?" Also me: Is it the same people....?

@amyethington2443 4 жыл бұрын

Me: Can I have a sandwich? 2 Sandwich artists: Sure thing! S. 1: *hands me the sideways sandwich* S. 2: *hands me a witch made of sand* Me: *gives sideways sandwich to the sand witch* They were meant for each other.

@androidbutterscotchkitty 4 жыл бұрын

Amy Ethington YES

@Astralr 4 жыл бұрын

When Reddit is Blocked where you live That’s why I watched giofilms

@sempa2447 4 жыл бұрын

Ok where in the fucking world is Reddit Blockes? Next morning u wake up Keanu: we got a country to burn

@annepixiebettinger3593 4 жыл бұрын

1:16 as soon as he said "and control his actions" I knew he was talking about Ratatouille but having never seen Venom I am now pleasantly surprised and really want to watch it

@sempa2447 4 жыл бұрын

When i hear control hus actions, i have to think about raid Shadow legends ads

@theshoobananamaster8245 4 жыл бұрын

7:15 actually, if you stick them together really badly then the tennis ball will split when you hit it, confusing the opponent and making them miss both, giving you double points.

@mudkipfan9831 4 жыл бұрын

I really like your channel every day after I get home from school I watch your vids

@kevinvh2003 4 жыл бұрын

Technically everyone has viewed this video

@melissasweem9154 4 жыл бұрын

I think ya mean the 13680 people

@Spotol 4 жыл бұрын

If you saw this comment yes. Yes it technically is

@twelve222 4 жыл бұрын

Poor and homeless people: am I a joke to you?

@DyS_Splat 4 жыл бұрын

Melissa Sweem don’t you mean the 182k?

@bighead70 4 жыл бұрын

No it is not true, North Koreans don’t have KZfaq, there are dead people, some people can’t afford technological devices, and some just don’t want to watch this.

@somepotato1743 3 жыл бұрын

“Careful, it’s soup.” I died laughing (2:01)

@kirasuperstar2190 4 жыл бұрын

0:48 IT SOUNDS LIKE HE JUST SAID THE F WORD LMAO IM DYING 😂

@CheetoPuff111 4 жыл бұрын

Love the daily dose of Gio

@h--notabotijustlikefontslo3790 3 жыл бұрын

5:24 i read the first sentence and immediately thought my dearest angelica my dearest, angelica lmao

@derangedpelican3044 4 жыл бұрын

8:11 I am literally watching this video while wearing those headphones

@MerkhVision 4 жыл бұрын

Gio said “ValenTIME” hahaha cmon errybody lets all point and laugh at him! Lmao

@sempa2447 4 жыл бұрын

What kind of pupose fills ure comment

@hoojamadinaa 4 жыл бұрын

They forgot 1 thing from the air and space museum A guy breathing

@sempa2447 4 жыл бұрын

They should pay him

@fruityparrotz 4 жыл бұрын

"I only have one pair of feet" Bluebird: *WRONG!*

@yuriirl 4 жыл бұрын

When your so early that gio hast even commented yet

@ricemasta4964 4 жыл бұрын

When you're early so there is no good comments to like

@IceBurstYT 4 жыл бұрын

Well good thing I'm not early,so I can like this.

@sydsings8490 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite thing about these videos are the people battling to be at the top of the patron list

@coconutthecockatiel478 4 жыл бұрын

5:23 My dearest Laurens Vs. My dearest, Laurens

@Generalbluethunder 3 жыл бұрын

Laurens? John Laurens

@Chromozer 4 жыл бұрын

6:03 Caracal is a village from Romania where an old guy murdered 2 or 3 girls in brutal ways then hid the remains in holes in grass

@lucaspullman1282 4 жыл бұрын

No one: Gio at the end of this video: and I’ll see you again on the next on-

@venomoussnakes3087 4 жыл бұрын

Gio: it SEEMS to be the end of another r/thechncallythetruth episode Me: OR IS IT

@thatcactus. 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: The list at the end of the vid: r/ihadastoke

@Trinitrophenylmethylnitramines 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard with that shipping meme

@dinoxman8584 4 жыл бұрын

I wrote this comment the exact time I first read it. R/completelythetruth

@user-us8hs1ml5p 4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Purcell r/foundthemoibleuser

@lodostic1015 4 жыл бұрын

r/stopsaying"r/"

@DRMJ22 4 жыл бұрын

Giofilms: i will see you again in the next *music starts balsting*

@fncthomas2253 4 жыл бұрын

Wow I can’t believe theres a movie about Will Sniff. I know I’m scared too

@pyrowocatyaboi43 4 жыл бұрын

A guy that consumed the most mayo? It's Boris Lmao

@catguy5425 4 жыл бұрын

Me: (watching with headphones, have to turn up because the video is *too damn quiet)* Notifications: *BEE-DOO-BOOP!!!!*

@melc9152 4 жыл бұрын

Binged watch everyone of your videos. You make me laugh kiddo.

@tigerlove5102 4 жыл бұрын

Me: I can talk to animals Prove it. Me: sit! Dog : **sits** Me: see?

@Jad.alawieh 4 жыл бұрын

Beh beh beh

@personsdeath 4 жыл бұрын

Every 60 seconds in Europe, a minute passes.

@najrenchelf2751 4 жыл бұрын

This subreddit is my favorite, lol.

@powcomixonline1771 4 жыл бұрын

Humanity knows how to just make us question life so quickly Charles Darwin would be laughing by now

@botiii_isthebestalways 2 жыл бұрын

4:16 Wow, never knew it was possible to plant a sea. I've learned a new thing now.

@Rainbow__cookie 4 жыл бұрын

1:46 me on valentines day looks at memes with people that loves each other

@tky3001 4 жыл бұрын

1:47 he could go on for ever since it can be a whole loop

@sarame996 4 жыл бұрын

Me: I can talk to animals My one and only friend: PROVE IT! Me: *Well I'm speaking to one right now*

@thatcactus. 4 жыл бұрын

4:14 I smell some bouta get whooshed

@v01dst3rr3m1x 4 жыл бұрын

Most Americans are against antivaxxers not supporting them so pretty sure that one about polio was not written by an American lol

@Lankfordmath 4 жыл бұрын

HarpsichordYT fegfffsh

@androidbutterscotchkitty 4 жыл бұрын

HarpsichordYT I am American. I am somewhat anti vaccine. I have never gotten a vaccine in my life and I’ve been pretty good so far. Chickenpox isn’t that bad.

@gourivemula5905 4 жыл бұрын

@@androidbutterscotchkitty sigh, when u die America will vacinate your dead body and pose it in a lab, u can't do anything about it, but your polio infected children sure will hate you for this

@justsomeguy5470 4 жыл бұрын

@@androidbutterscotchkitty Chicken Pox is indeed not bad however, shingles is a thing btw.

@justsomeguy5470 4 жыл бұрын

@@gourivemula5905 Vaccinate a skeleton? What?

@anupamaraianvirai1183 4 жыл бұрын

Me : **sees the thumbnail** Me : *I want to DIE*

@haydenv9307 4 жыл бұрын

That moment your head goes 360 degrees because you become confused

@Log22 4 жыл бұрын

1:21 , Mandalorian on Disney+ also fits that topic lol.

@zitadelzx 4 жыл бұрын

2:52 you just bring her to the blacksmith and give her a big, still hot ring so you can customise the size

@shinyumbreon379 4 жыл бұрын

In fourth grade I wrote a book about caracals and I couldn’t figure out why everyone else had better drawings in their books, that was when I learned about tracing But I no longer trace things

@boylilikoi 4 жыл бұрын

Gio: i’ll see you guys in the next o- music: *DADA DA D BABAB AHDJJ AHDA DA D A D*

@williscraft7425 3 жыл бұрын

Friend: Imagine if your house was burning down, what would you save from it? You can only pick ONE THING. Me: the house

@l1zziebear 4 жыл бұрын

Yo, I thought this was 38 minutes ago, but no- it was 38 seconds-

@Rotubers 4 жыл бұрын

r/oof

@nyah7459 4 жыл бұрын

no one else was in the room where it happened

@DaemontheFox6666 4 жыл бұрын

Honey, Gio dear, he didn’t ask if it was a normal sandwich. He just asked if it was a sandwich. LMAO

@cerjmedia 4 жыл бұрын

6:59 I was expecting it to go a VERY different direction

@idkjim6454 4 жыл бұрын

2:02 this made me laugh so hard

@nameless_4084 4 жыл бұрын

7:31 the hyperx cloud 2's are not noice cancelling. They are just good at sound isolation. Noise cancelling is having headphones listen to the outside world and then play a negative sound wave of that, leaving only media sound.

@AstrixCars 4 жыл бұрын

Early reader plus like

@n1thecaptain965 4 жыл бұрын

8:38 spiders shoot webs out their genitals, so if you want that movie, I don't Tom Holland would do that ever, or anyone else

@madhatter294 4 жыл бұрын

Yo, this man's outro music be fire

@kaosunokami 3 жыл бұрын

My grandpa always have this joke everytime when me and my siblings eat food and it's hot and we'd go "Ouch it's hot!" And my grandpa would say "Wear a hat"

@vinceamarinn 4 жыл бұрын

When an orphan takes a family photo it's called a selfie

@TacoNotBFB 4 жыл бұрын

7:25 R.I.P. Me

@script7131 3 жыл бұрын

5:48 now he knows the flash is a real show

@filmandfirearms 4 жыл бұрын

7:10 I mean, there could be life there. It's not likely, given what we've found so far, but until we can analyze the entire planet, above ground and underground, there's still a miniscule chance

@kiwiz_77 4 жыл бұрын

1:22 and detective pikachu p.s coffee is a food

@lucocoacry3798 3 жыл бұрын

Observation: I have never broken a bone in my body. Hypothesis: I’m boneless. Result: I’M A BONELESS CHICKEN WING! Bogock

@Kieran19106 4 жыл бұрын

This r/technicallythetruth is r/memes that I looked at 3 hours earlier

@noblemegaman 3 жыл бұрын

2:02 This is the funniest slip up ever

@wolfytokyo7772 3 жыл бұрын

is this a sandwich? No this is Patrick.

@pxrty_poisxn 3 жыл бұрын

"Commas can change the meaning of a sentence " Me being hamiltrash: my dearest, angelica

@amandacrowe9825 3 жыл бұрын

Thinking about the parachute one all day* me at 12 at night* I GET IT NOW*mom* get to bed

@quazimotolikespie 4 жыл бұрын

3:11 that someone is Boris from life of Boris and he damn well knows he ate more mayo than anyone else on the planet.

@uljk5699 4 жыл бұрын

Thumbnail: Is this a sandwich? Topologically yes

@eliheinrichs1185 4 жыл бұрын

4:40 humans invented something to see through something they invented🤔

@yuriirl 4 жыл бұрын

Wait....

@yuriirl 4 жыл бұрын

Listen here you little...

@CaptainTrill 4 жыл бұрын

I literally went to that museum a few days ago... is life a simulation?

@sempa2447 4 жыл бұрын

I was there to it was breathtaking

@loudboyslive9112 3 жыл бұрын

Why does the bed feel like a rock when I’m trying to sleep but when I wake up it feels like I’m in a luxury mansion bed and I don’t wanna get out

@krocodile55 2 жыл бұрын

2:01 why does this remind me of an acronym in my health textbook that I think is also related to bones. It is rice.

@larkhaven1582 3 жыл бұрын

CAREFUL IT'S SOUP same energy as "road work ahead"

@Vortexgunner3282 4 жыл бұрын

3:10 Boris from Life of Boris. It's definitely him