r/Zillowgonewild | two baths = twice the mould 😀

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r/Zillowgonewild | two baths = twice the mould 😀

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@TheLexikitty Жыл бұрын

Look if you can see better than me and you manage to park your car in your living room, you’re a worse driver than me, a legally blind person.

@ragdude7323 Жыл бұрын

Lexi! your my second favourite (sorry)

@HappilyHomicidalHooligan Жыл бұрын

@@ragdude7323 HERETIC!!! She's Tied with Robin for First! 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

@alastor-dealmaker Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@rapogirl1391 Жыл бұрын

@@HappilyHomicidalHooliganALSO A HERETIC! Lexi, Jack, and Robin are all tied for First!

@meddler-gz1ks Жыл бұрын

@@rapogirl1391 the correct opinion

@redfailhawk Жыл бұрын

Hank Green has a good point. My entire reasoning for Zillow visits is for Sims 3 inspiration.

@mjg-98 Жыл бұрын

I’m glad others are still playing sims 3 💪

@MaximNightFury Жыл бұрын

The houses on there look like they're done in the Sims 3

@mangaanimefan3089 Жыл бұрын

I didn't know Hank Green was diagnosed with cancer! Well, yes, definitely rooting for him to beat it. Absolutely.

@valatrix711 Жыл бұрын

Yeah I only use it to laugh and occasionally for Sims 4

@RainbyFIN Жыл бұрын

9:21 "I'm really passionate about homes because I'm never gonna get to have one" I relate big time but wow, the way you can hear his broken soul when he says it. Hang in there, fellow rent apartment occupant

@brianmylesrothstein7660 Жыл бұрын

Big mood

@Kyman102 Жыл бұрын

Okay, yeah, no, I totally get ya with that castle. Like, fuck it, this rich fuck didn't go for a tacky McMansion, they went "Screw it, I'm making a literal castle with bridges and buttresses and everything" and I can respect that.

@Xudmud Жыл бұрын

I didn't think I needed Robyn being the Gordon Ramsay of interior decorating, but now I kinda need this.

@vwgirl Жыл бұрын

Man. When I was selling my house my agent had me remove all the personality out. So afraid it would scare off buyers. Sold in 8 days and the buyers were pissed when they found out all the stuff I gave away. The scary stuff... sugar skulls. The tiles on the front porch I refused to paint over is why they bought it. A line of different sugar skulls. They said the second they saw it, they said sold🤷‍♀️. They even asked me to leave the zombie garden gnomes.

@jaysea5939 Жыл бұрын

Oh gosh it sounds like your house had amazing personality, frigging agents taking all the fun away

@kiiturii Жыл бұрын

@@jaysea5939 tbf the agent was probably right lol. Pure chance someone was into the same things

@HappilyHomicidalHooligan Жыл бұрын

5:30 Yes they did need to remove the tree... Tree roots typically spread out 50% MORE than the canopy (branches and leaves) diameter... So if your tree has a canopy of 30 feet, the roots will spread 45 feet out... The pictured tree is right beside the foundation...it's WAY to freaking close to the house to be safe, it WILL eventually cause damage to the foundations that will be VERY expensive to fix...

@ihatesansseriffonts Жыл бұрын

Thank you, that’s what I was thinking too

@bellablue5285 Жыл бұрын

As well as plumbing hookups, of the house was tied into a system

@rockinrootbeer1795 Жыл бұрын

And here I was, worried about the tree eventually falling over onto the house. Heck, a decent size branch can considerable damage to the roof.

@stanleyhape8427 Жыл бұрын

I think it also looks better without the tree.

@foreveryoung424 Жыл бұрын

I was thinking "One big old hurricane and that tree is send flying into the roof with being that close" BUT your point stands too

@ZFairVII Жыл бұрын

Through Zillow's realm, Robin did roam, discovering listings that struck a poetic tone, homes with stories, both joyous and bittersweet, stirring his emotions with every beat.

@ianhenson-zy9yh Жыл бұрын

love the rhyme

@thundercatq259 Жыл бұрын

I would watch the "robin insults your home" show.

@OzzDrake Жыл бұрын

Am I the only one that really wants to see the "Crap on my House" EmKay edition? I would watch Every. Single. Episode! This needs to happen

@Just_a_commenter Жыл бұрын

Round 2 of Zillow, eh? Alright, looking forward to another authentic Robin Rant about housing.

@silvxrjae Жыл бұрын

“robin rant” *trademark this.*

@brianthelionman Жыл бұрын

I guess robin needed the paycheck 🤷

@ano1919 Жыл бұрын

@@silvxrjae I thought the same hahaha

@henrybear2293 Жыл бұрын

Could someone tell me what the word Zillow means?

@sovietrecyclebin Жыл бұрын

@@henrybear2293 it doesn't mean anything, it's just a website for selling homes.

@kyoyameganebereznoff Жыл бұрын

As a book hoarder, I have to begrudgingly respect the bookcase house.

@mangaanimefan3089 Жыл бұрын

Me to. Even if I rarely reread my books, it's still hard for me to part with them. So, I'd love to have bookcases everywhere.

@HappilyHomicidalHooligan Жыл бұрын

4:00 Now THAT is my kind of house... I could fill EVERY shelf with books left over, AND I'VE READ EVERY SINGLE BOOK I OWN!!!

@rockinrootbeer1795 Жыл бұрын

Hm, Robin's angry, but it's a fun kind of angry. It's... nice. The best part is that Robin goes on entertaining rants almost every post instead of just exasperatedly exclaiming "it doesn’t matter!" and moving on. This subreddit is a win-win for narrator and audience alike.

@A__random__nerd Жыл бұрын

7:41 ah yes, the Gordon Ramsay of houses. Minus the helping them in the end

@charizard1802 Жыл бұрын

That house at 8:19 is straight up a resident evil mansion. Some evil pharmaceutical company experimented in there. You press the drawers wrong you’ll find the zombies.

@LemonColoredCrayon Жыл бұрын

Emkay: *shows Zillow video* Me: YES GIMME THE WEIRDOS HOUSES

@Unrealalmond Жыл бұрын

I’m 100% on board for the show about Robin flat out insulting peoples houses 😂

@superpokemonbros.9441 Жыл бұрын

Wonder what it would be called

@lingybalinka1339 Жыл бұрын

Emkay continues to try to ruin Robin's mental health

@taylord6566 Жыл бұрын

5:22 The owner dropped the ball and should have put a big shrub and some flowers, but to be fair, the tree was probably removed so the roof doesn’t rot or become damaged. The roots could have also been messing with the foundation.

@owenkellogg3130 Жыл бұрын

The castle is only $2.7 million. It has some sweetass spiral staircases inside. It's also got a ridiculously long table, which I can only hope comes with the house. I'm gonna put in an offer.

@Nylak-Otter Жыл бұрын

I could pay that in cash, but you'd need a whole friggin live-in staff just to maintain it. I do not want to be in charge of cleaning and repairing that nightmare!

@Ghostfighter797 Жыл бұрын

These houses always surprise me with how bizarre they are, and I love it.

@bluexwings Жыл бұрын

I LOVE the one with all the book shelves! I hoard books, rocks, weird little souvenirs and vintage knickknacks. I'd love to have all that display space!

@Nightfire613 Жыл бұрын

I would totally be down for Robin to have an HGTV show where he just roasts the hell out of rich people’s shitty homes.

@pippilippi Жыл бұрын

"I'm really passionate about homes cuz I'm never gonna get to have one" that's too real and holy shit that's sad :( I fucking visibly frowned at that the world sucks man :/

@Dreadnought_XIII Жыл бұрын

when your home looks like a villain from cyberpunk would live there, you truly reached "f*ck you" amounts of money

@RiverIsAGardevoir Жыл бұрын

Steve's Palace looks like something I would've built in the sims when I was 10 and just discovered the money cheat code

@Kimichitsuzuku Жыл бұрын

I know plenty of home chefs who would kill for the bookshelf kitchen @4:03. All your cookbooks on the right! All your kitschy-themed cozy mystery books on the left! I would even pay to get glass-fronted doors on the teacup shelves on the far left!

@Zekumas Жыл бұрын

Rich people don't decorate their own house, they pay blind people to do it for them.

@mage1439 Жыл бұрын

Blind and tasteless.

@jbennett3067 Жыл бұрын

The more intentional the ugliness, the more expensive it is. Just another way to flaunt wealth.

@alpharaptor7510 Жыл бұрын

I actually really like the 70s and 80s style houses. I stayed at a house in New South Wales for a while. It was from the late 70s and slightly modified in the 80s. I miss that house.

@retroryan838 Жыл бұрын

I like that style too. More people should like it.

@mrfrogkingg Жыл бұрын

The idea of Hank and Ian interacting is so funny to me for some reason

@tomc9453 Жыл бұрын

How many hidden cameras do you reckon Steve has trained on his bed?

@itsybitsybosmer Жыл бұрын

I work in mortgage lending and a huge chunk of my job revolves around snooping through Zillow photos of people's houses, and let me tell you, we do judge home decor choices. So much judgement.

@doodleproductionsyt Жыл бұрын

6:45 'Whether or not you would think he is rich' .. he has gold bars on plates on the coffee table XD

@Zinervawyrm Жыл бұрын

9:00 oh, look, it's the Backrooms!

@kami_oniisama9884 8 ай бұрын

My favorite part this episode was when he said, “I’m really passionate about home because I’m never gonna get one” that’s the most relatable statement all across the world.

@ImDudeRandom90 Жыл бұрын

Y'all should do more vids on this subreddit. It's a breeding ground for laughter.

@Hundelsa Жыл бұрын

In Sweden its common to get your house professionally styled before its photographed and put up for sale and the floor plan is always posted in the listing.

@Khr0maEffect Жыл бұрын

“Say hello to Grandmama. ICE EM.” - Mr. Big, Zootopia

@Imaslutforpuns Жыл бұрын

This is beginning to be one of my favorites series on here keep up the good work Robin :)

@EmKay Жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoy it!

@chimpgaming8290 Жыл бұрын

1:20 that home and carpet is beautiful and you shall not shame it

@retroryan838 Жыл бұрын

I agree. I would take this style any day compared to modern decor.

@DesMuttYS Жыл бұрын

So, I'm not big on house design, decor, renovation, or anything like that, but it seems I get annoyed at the idea of painting or covering over brick and stonework. For example, at 5;12, gray house, I didn't mind the main house being gray, but I certainly would NOT have covered up the brickwork of the garage like that. I would have tried to clean it, but left it untouched. definitely not replace it with vinyl siding. Also, at 9:25, I was annoyed as soon as Robin read out that they had painted the brickwork gray.

@Nylak-Otter Жыл бұрын

3:00 That house screams, "A woman has never stepped foot in here, and never will."

@sassymusic77 Жыл бұрын

I fully support your HGTV show idea - I would watch it religiously! As for the rich people with crap taste, they're all nouveau riche. Old money has far more sense, and doesn't need to plaster ostentation and brand names all over everything because they're secure in their wealth. It's usually only new money that worries about everyone acknowledging their status.

@EmeraldEyesEsoteric Жыл бұрын

Brings back memories, at 2 minutes in. My grandparents owned that exact brown coffee table in the room with the green rub and the fireplace.

@awaredeshmukh3202 Жыл бұрын

8:03 there's a house in my parents' city that's normal... except for its multiple turrets and bright pink and purple paint job. It looks like a barbie castle and I love it irrationally

@Rosarium2007 Жыл бұрын

6:05 - I wonder if that trap door to stairs by that shower could go to a tornado shelter.

@fairiesandlillies3471 Жыл бұрын

I kind of want to hug that kitchen Island 😂

@bluesupergiant Жыл бұрын

5:01 I like the cow tile shower as well.

@marthderp5586 7 ай бұрын

“I’m not consistent, I’m just stupid.” Felt that! I’ve been called out.

@GeekandGlory Жыл бұрын

Oh gosh that last house, I feel like I have seen it before in a place I use to live. Either that or one EXTREMELY similar. It was called 'the falcon's nest' and I think it was for sale. I remember my mom found it probably on Zillow and we drove by to see it from the outside. It was super cool.

@mangaanimefan3089 Жыл бұрын

I'm really liking this subreddit! And I'm loving Robin's rants about the different houses! 😂

@TheAmazingTachan 10 ай бұрын

“Robin Hates your House” is *absolutely* an HGTV show I’d watch.

@windraizou Жыл бұрын

The gottamn CASTLE holy shit dude! If I found a CASTLE in my search for a 3bed 2bath house I would be DYING

@AtomicArtumas Жыл бұрын

Interestingly, if you look at properties in Europe, they're actually surprisingly common, including smaller ones that are actually pretty similar to normal houses... and surprisingly cheap. Like I remember finding one in Ireland that was only like $250k a couple years back. Solid stone castle with walls, outbuildings, etc. - Not massive, but like old upper nobility but not royalty estates.

@aphermion Жыл бұрын

2:25 The irony of wanting to give the impression to be a racing fan, while having a huge print of a Formula 1 crash. Also, if regression was a company, it'd be Ferrari. They suck ass in Formula 1. And I say this with the utmost love for the team.

@infrabread Жыл бұрын

I would pay to watch the TV programme Robin proposed. Perhaps it could just be any rando inside a "luxury" house to see what real people think of it.

@Soviet20 Жыл бұрын

*"Or-e-gone"* I always say it *"Ore-Gon"* *Delectably smile to myself as their face contorts into sheer confusion and a mix of anger sprinkled with disbelief.*

@megandunnett7900 Жыл бұрын

😂irl, ”doofensmirtz evil incorporated”😂

@CreepersNeedHugs Жыл бұрын

4:58 YOU'RE RIGHT ROBIN, IT MAKES US MAD

@simonteesdale9752 Жыл бұрын

I'm not sure why, but 2:31 feels more like an FPS map than a house to me.

@rat_mikey Жыл бұрын

I think the monochrome house would be really fun with extremely loud furniture. bright rainbow patterns n stuff.

@OLBICHL Жыл бұрын

bunch of rich folks are wiping their tears with cash, all thanks to emkay... their grandchildren are gonna be complaining that their christmas cash tastes salty

@LandonSDoyle Жыл бұрын

WE NEED MORE THRIFTSTOREHAULS

@BlazingShadowSword Жыл бұрын

5:21 actually, that tree was WAY too close to the house. The roots could have grown into the foundations. There is actually a minimum distance away from the house that certain species of trees are given so that the roots, if they are wild and grow in all the directions ever, won't cause damage. At least, that's the reason we were given when our massive tree that was 14 feet away from our front porch and when our HOA demanded we replace it with a selection of trees and distance from the house, the people we talked to about buying any of them said, "no, that's too close to the home with this selection and this distance." Small edit: To prevent confusion, our massive tree was removed by us about 15 years ago, and now the HOA is saying that all front yards need a tree, but all the selections they gave are being denied by all the people we've gone to to buy them.

@nichamu8896 Жыл бұрын

9:14 is how i used to be building my minecraft houses

@sorrynotsorryforbeingbias318 Жыл бұрын

8:24 the offend noise🤣

@topperharley2593 Жыл бұрын

Open kitchen/live-in area became popular with the invention of fire. You cook and live in the area that is warm. Look at houses built pre-electricity, the kitchen was the largest room and had multiple fireplaces and lots of tables and benches

@Rae6823 Жыл бұрын

4:31 had me geeking out bc i saw Ian from Smosh and it's literally my fave yt channel right before Emkay, day=made

@CreepersNeedHugs Жыл бұрын

2:30 while the first two are pretty bad, I think the main room is actually quite nice

@retroryan838 Жыл бұрын

0:55 I love 70s decor. More people need to like this style. I would take this any day compared to the bland nothing houses today look. I love 70s wood paneling, the seats on that table look really comfortable, the avocado cabinets and perfect. Only change would be the carpet. I could cut it in half and add authentic 70s linoleum flooring in the kitchen to make it the perfect home. Houses like this need to be preserved instead of changed.

@SamanthaTheSonicFan Жыл бұрын

6:21 and on - this whole place gives me that "Chinese restaurant" vibe with the yellow, gold and red.

@valerierodger Жыл бұрын

I love Robyn with this subreddit - more please!

@awaredeshmukh3202 Жыл бұрын

5:49 I really enjoy Robin's "whOOOooooooo"s haha

@voltzythedork3886 Жыл бұрын

5:07 sounds funny but for context, watch last week tonight’s episode of HOA and this’ll turn from “funny haha what?” To “FU*K YOU ENTIRELY FOR EXISTING!”

@Butlerajanimaljam Жыл бұрын

"Adam Ruins everything" Robin edition 🤣

@BeanSproot Жыл бұрын

I swear to god Adam Conover haunts my nightmares to tell me I've been wrong about bees or some shit my entire life

@mephdlop Жыл бұрын

@00:54 I'm almost willing to bet that's the original shag carpeting on bare floor from when this kitchen was built; probably early 70's at the height of the avocado green craze. Hell, even the chairs and majority of the appliances look like they might be original, apart from the fridge and microwave. A bona fied time capsule in this photo that reminds me of why avocado and harvest gold, along with the obsession of putting carpet EVERYWHERE, needed to die in a fire come the 80's.

@retroryan838 Жыл бұрын

I love 70s decor like that. I love the earth tone colors that were around in that time. I would prefer homes with this style any day compared to modern houses. I’m a rare find especially considering I’m only 15. Homes like these need to be preserved instead of being changed.

@mephdlop Жыл бұрын

@@retroryan838 My grandparents lived in an avocado house with the faux wood panels & shag similar to this, so I have first hand experience of the good and bad. It's something nice to look at for a while when done right, but tended to wear it's welcome out in a short span of time and was usually a nightmare to live with, especially the carpet. 70's shag carpet absorbed everything that touched it... scents, liquids from food, grease, dirt, chemicals, pee, etc... and in damp rooms it tended to grow mold/mildew within it's vast amounts of fibers. You had to have it deep cleaned on a near monthly basis to keep your house from smelling like bacon that's gone off in the kitchen, and something of a cross between a swamp and a gas station toiiet in the bathrooms. Lord help you if you had a damp basement rec room with the stuff or pets. The faux wood panels were also really easy to damage through the thin veneer and not easy to repair short of replacement. It was a trend that went into absurd gaudiness levels at the end and burned out, burning out folks along with it from the colors being used on nearly everything (appliances, cookware, walls, dishes, electronics, and such) and all the extra work to keep it all looking good. It's part of the reason why the 80's had such a tonal whiplash into light oaks and pastels. And no more carpets in certain rooms.

@bluexwings Жыл бұрын

Ooh, the castle! Fuck yeah! If I ever get a chance to be entirely extra, I'm moving into a literal castle.

@axelprino Жыл бұрын

8:25 that's a Resident Evil house, like it even has an underground passage to a secondary building and the weirdly conspicuous lion heads. I bet you need to find two colored gems in order to enter the study.

@einfachkim6363 Жыл бұрын

8:10 give me that castle! That's great :o

@ThisOldSkater Жыл бұрын

You can always tell when a house is being flipped. Sells, contractor trucks parked out front for weeks, pained house gray, trim black, some white accent. Every friggin time it seems.

@michaelpineiro533 Жыл бұрын

"I can't do math" Neither can architects

@luckystudent6280 Жыл бұрын

6:18 rooms be looking like its a palace out of persona

@argostar3423 Жыл бұрын

3:00 looks like somewhere you'd raid in Payday2

@Realturboterrapin Жыл бұрын

I didn't think that this would be how i learned that Hank Green has cancer but it is

@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs Жыл бұрын

As someone who was born in Washington, I also like to make people from Oregon mad. Washington sits on Oregon like its a toilet, so it's no wonder why all of the stuff we Washingtonians produce as waste, ends up in Oregon.

@AntimatterTNT Жыл бұрын

8:50 That ceiling is the same ceiling at my local Hindu temple in Malibu. And the only way to salvage it is to completely empty that room.

@c.Orange Жыл бұрын

If Hank dies from the cancer we should just pull the plug on the earth. Just yeet our rock into the sun in a wiking funeral of planetoid destruction. The world needs Hank, we cannot lose this man.

@inferlynx737 Жыл бұрын

7:25 so…..the housing version of kitchen nightmare but only the first half

@phr0ggerz_ Жыл бұрын

I once went to look at houses in my area on Zillow out of pure boredom and one houses had the living room right next to A HALLWAY WITH A WALL SEPARATING THEM RIGHT AS YOU GO IN, and then they had a black toilet in an already ugly bathroom.

@Nevertoleave Жыл бұрын

I’ve seen some really junky houses. One place smelt like cat piss and cigarettes. One place the house was leaning

@crazycarlos08 Жыл бұрын

7:28 This is just a better version of "Ugliest House In America"

@argostar3423 Жыл бұрын

6:00 SECRET TUNNNNNELLLLLL

@daa5865 Жыл бұрын

3:56 lol looks like my Minecraft house. Bookshelf is one of my fav blocks

@Alx10k Жыл бұрын

9:38 They use that lighting fixture in the local Dairy Queen.

@donnellyb4616 Жыл бұрын

NGL, it is insane to me to see some of these houses, especially the older ones, have a bookshelf just built into it, like, that was considered important enough to just have it built WITH the house and people could afford a property like that. To me, a bookshelf built into the home just seems like a rich person concept when not too far back it really wasn't

@johnwolf2349 Жыл бұрын

I mean, before TV's became popular, that was basically your entertainment lol

@jbennett3067 Жыл бұрын

Where else would you keep your set of encyclopedias?