Matrix: Dodging bullets AC: Walks away casually*

*Remember kids* As long as you don't get desynchronize it's a canon

0:39 Bayeks Mind: remember what the anger management class's taught you. just walk away, it isn't worth it

1:06 The comedic timing here is perfect, suddenly revealing that like half of Florence was watching the whole thing lmao.

Ah yes, I remember reading about the great smoke pellet massacre in my school's history books.

Altair: an assassin so great, that he makes people kill themselves.

3:53 "Did you just jump forward or sideways?" Ezio: "Yesn't."

"You won't get away from me!" *A poor choice of last words*

0:50 When I thought it couldn't get any funnier, my man suddenly dropkicked him to death and said, "That's for my friend."

1:38 those guys be greeting each other in the afterlife like “he got you too, eh..?”

I remember a funny moment I had in ac1. I was rescuing a woman being harassed by guards so I went to talk to her after killing them all and she gave me the usual “thank you” speech then turns around and looks at the dead guard and says “oh my, who would do such a thing”

3:24 nostalgia hit hard at that sound

Alternate title: 5 minutes of Assassin’s Creed being Assassin’s Creed

I was playing 3 the other day, where the protagonist is Native American, I walked out of a store and two blue coats killed a red coat, saw me and blamed me for it. America at it's finest.

Weirdest moment I've ever experienced in Assassin's Creed: In AC1, the 'higher level' guards can do combo attacks. If they accidentally hit another guard, and that other guard blocks, the higher level guard will perform one of Altair's combo kill animations on the other guard, brutally murdering their ally. Hilarious, but also kinda disturbing.

3:03 “You wont get away from me” *Jumps off the board*

That tandem leap of faith had me howling

3:44 daaamn that was a sick move man

4:38 the scream had me dying 😂 that was the funniest boss kill I’ve ever seen

1:12 lmao everyone around was like “bruh”

AC1 still looking pretty fine after all these years tbh.

1:16 i'm still convinced that this isn't weird. This is pure badassery. Nothing more, nothing less.

2:23 could almost been the coolest thing I’ve seen in AC. Could.

2:26 *Falls into the water with the guard* The guard: _Hmmm I wonder where could he be?_

Much like Skyrim, assassin's creed is a perfect masterpiece that has no issues whatsoever. It's absolutely perfect

3:05 when you try to do a leap of faith but you're not an assassin

3:20 man this sound is historic, gives me a feeling of nostalgia

3:11 The eagle: Thanks man, that guy was pissing me off

3:03 Me trying to deal with my life problems

4:38 never thought that was possible without the human shield.

"Mom can we try leap of faith?" Mom: "We have leap of faith at home" *Leap of faith at home* 3:05

My favorite thing was in AC: Revelations. If Ezio punches any random civilian, man or woman, then that person is down to fist fight. You can have a Fight Club in the market where you punch the entire crowd and no one flees since you don't ever kill anyone, you just beat them senseless while everyone around watches in fascination.

3:03 "You won't get away from me!!" Jumps to his death I lost it

3:06 Poor guy couldnt take it anymore so he decided to do what he had to...

I have to be honest, AC1’s graphics still look pretty good today. I miss the darker and more mysterious atmosphere the old games had.

What do you mean by "weird" this is totally normal assassin's creed gameplay

2:59 oh wow lol

Assassins: we work in the dark to serve the light The dark:

honestly, the weird glitches are part of why I love AC so much

0:30 This feels so much like a badass anime scene where the enemy is confused why they're not landing hits on the protagonist lol

0:10 you haven't played black flag til you've missed a ship jump by one millimeter

I'll never forget the special feeling in AC1's compressed voices.

Guard finds other guards with sliced neck and arrows in head “what could have done this” Player completes his 10sec cool down ; guard “must have been the wind”

0:32 that calm confidence I want

1:30 That wasn’t just weird, it was really awesome

0:03 Seeing that the player didn't even pause one moment after seeing that, I assume this happens regularly?

That eagle was like "finally, now we can talk. God".

Last time I was this early, the hidden blade was still a thing.

3:02 I’m dying 😂 That was an Oblivion npc moment 100% 😂

3:04 had me dying with laughter 😂😂😂

Most peaceful day in Assasin Creed series

2:25 'So, you are an assassin too huh'

“Haha Ubisoft, never change”. (10 years later) “UBISOFT, WHY HAVEN’T YOU CHANGED”

3:02 He died so be can chase him in the afterlife

Guy at 3:03: "You won't get away from me!" Also guy: *Commits suicide*

"You won't get away from me," he said to the guy down below who stole his pig yesterday.

4:37 is trailer-worthy material

"... Everything is permitted."

I havent heard that AC1 entering combat sound effects in ages. The memories.

Wtf, smokescreen is op. You literally stacked the bodies in one place.

2:18 Edward Kenway teaching Assassin recruits that don't dare to perform a leap of faith...

I think that next to Ezio, Bayek might be my favorite character for the whole franchise. One reason why at 0:45

The best and most effective way of disarming a person (2:52)

"that's for my friend" 10/10 game of the year

That wasn't weird, that was badass! Haha 1:04

0:09 Roughly the same thing happened to me while playing Black Flag, except I landed on the deck of a moving ship, from much higher up. It was hilarious.

Thats not weird, thats EPIC (2:22)

The first game will always hold a special place in my heart.

The first assassin's creed gave me a nostalgic felling must of been the catchy tune when you complete something

3:11 notice Altair's wedding finger was cut off? Love that small detail.

1:08 daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn that was one hell of a show there

The hiding body kick is hilarious haha

1:45 I do this shit all the time. Its so OP lol.

Watching the ezio clips & and the first game gives me so much nostalgia. Those summers when I’d just be playing this shit all day lmao

0:29 this looks like one of those crappy mobile game ads

You missed one of my favourites. Attempting to let a musket user kill you in AC:Brotherhood, but discovering that you're immortal due to their reload rate being too slow to get past that final pixel of buffer hitpoints. I once left my character getting pummelled by endless musket rounds to the face whilst I went out to eat. Came back home and that musket guy was still trying and failing.

3:03 "You won't get away from me!" "Jumps" While Falling: "I will Get Away from U!"

3:09 always reminds me of the scene where the Rock and Samual Jackson jump from a building aiming for the bushes when there was no bushes at all. Lol

Best assassin ever was is and will be Ezio Auditore: The mentor

face on the floor eating dirt* THAT'S FOR MY FRIEND!

2:22 Edward : Hey psst....wanna do a leap of faith ? Guard : Wut ? Edward : *Yeet* 2:30 Guard :..I survived,does that mean.... Assassin Order : "You are now an Assassin."

God I love how much effort ubisoft put into having no bugs, this game is flawless.

Only fans who played the series for a long time understands how crucial and funny these clips are.

I get the feeling you understand how videogames work more than most, and it leads to a very unique brand of entertainment. Glad to see you uploading more regularly!

3:04 me trying to overcome my depression

I wish I'd gotten it on video, but I once was doing the rescue the captives from the fort mission early on in AC3. I swam over to the dock on the side to clear that area first, came up onto it & somehow hit a guard just the right way at the right time that the physics engine completely freaked out. Dude cartwheeled across the entire dock & flew off into the ocean. Also, if you keep grabbing the same pedestrian and throwing them repeatedly at any fake door in Brotherhood (recommend the island hideout, since no guards), they eventually start rubber-banding. You can also beat the entire island's population unconscious, there, until the game decides there are too many entities on the screen & stops spawning people, but you have to do it all in the same, little area. If any of the pile of dead people gets too far out of sight, they start despawning. Also in brotherhood, you can grab random pedestrians by the house at the one end of the deep lake that has the tower in the middle (the one next to the mercenary's home, but on the right side from there, if coming out of that compound, wile facing the lake) and walk them off the edge of the cliff, so they fall on the roof of another house, below. If the drop doesn't kill them & they land on land, they will just run away, but if they land on a rooftop, they just get stuck there & you end up with a zoo of wailing, terrified pedestrians who don't know what to do.

This is 100% accurate and normal Assassin's Creed game series gameplay. Never mind the existence of the words "glitches" and "weird" because they are literally normal in every game. Total hilarious.

Hahah, 03:04 "You won't get away from me!" then just leaps to his doom Guess he meant to catch you in another life!

Bethesda: I make the most broken AAA games Ubisoft: are you challenging me?

Soldiers: 1:40 Alright boys, lets all line up to get our throats cut open

Man Origins looks amazing when the camera is close to your character when you walk, wish it was always like that

2:04 the way you calmly walked out actually made me laugh out loud.

0:35 - "Why are you walking? WHY ARE YOU WALKING?"

Assassins Creed games have the power of making you come back after years of not playing just for the amount of details in the world and parkour, the fact you walk on the streets and you know that everything you see is climbable or you can interact somehow. It's amazing

3:13 "What happened here?" "Uhhhhmmm... Suicide?"

who's going to wait five minutes before commenting? Glad to see more of you Rabbit!

0:40 "Die, die" "Understandable had a great day"

after completing any mission and thanking you, if an npc walks to you right after, when they are leaving, they will almost always say something like "you are looking for trouble, eh?" or "you are a weird one indeed"

1:12 Guard: "Come out" Ezio: "Well, don't mind if I do"

1:20 now that's the OG of assassin's lmao