“Nobody will be stupid enough to rush without intel” Ash: “Am I a joke to you?”

“Sometimes winning isn’t enough” “I try my hardest and I don’t win all the time” “Are you kidding? My team keeps dragging me down” “You guys are winning?”

When I was on the high school tennis team, my serve was so underpowered that I would routinely get aces on people expecting something closer to an actual serve. Everyone was trying to hit the hardest serves they could but I discovered SirSwag’s philosophy early in life

i once saw an alibi in on my team remain afk for a round and survive just because they decided she must be a trap witgout even testing it.

"Fortune favours the bold, and there ain't none as bold as those who have nothing to lose."

Instructions unclear, wanted to have fun but became a Diamond player

I wanted to swear in the title but KZfaq demonetized me.

This is exactly the mindset my friends and I have when we play 5 stacks: “Do the dumbest shit possible so the enemy don’t know what to do.” When you’ve been trained to play the game normally, what are you going to do when you come across complete bullshittery?

"All warfare is based on deception" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

I'd rather lose a game where i popped off than win a game where I'm being carried

6:15 this is the definition of *Embrace the Bullshit* By not giving up after dumb hit detection he still comes back with 2 stealthy bois

"So anyways, I started Blastin" -Sun Tzu, probably

"You might as well be T-posing on their dinner table while aggressively playing the banjo to the tune of 'Walk Like an Egyptian'" is such an oddly specific yet accurate way to describe a team that doesn't really try and just fucks around

Most disrespect you can give, is sledging an alive player

Also a Clash strat: Deliberately running into claymores and forcing RFF on some poor bastard, or alternatively, bouncing grenades off of your shield back into them.

"Nobody is stupid enough to rush without intel" My team:

The other day, we were losing 3 - 0 in ranked so we decided to just bum rush the objective and throw gridlock things everywhere and ended up winning 5 round in a row

The ACS-12 shotgun was my favorite until they nerfed it’s fire rate from 300RPM to 220RPM. And it was already shit back then, and now just to top it off, they increased its spread. (The spread nerf can easily be avoided by tapping the fire button at the fire rate, because the spread tracks how long you hold the fire button)

"You say rules, I say interpretive guidelines"

At first I was like “ah this is a funny r6 video lol” After finishing it my perspective on this game has changed.

“AUDACES FORTUNA IUVAT!” -The Toe Stabber.

Whatever this philosophy is called is truly one of the greatest experiences I've ever had in my life. When I was a little kid I first encountered it when playing hide and seek alot. I developed a strategy of hiding in some of the most obvious places, wait for the seeker to look in a place, and then just move to that spot because they wont check again. Of course I loved to play hide and seek, and was almost unfindable because I wasn't playing the game like I was supposed to. I would take this philosophy and apply it to all sorts of other activities and feel super proud of myself. This philosophy is almost never talked about it, and this video helped me to remember it. Not many people make out of the box videos like this, so good job.

Having a full sqaud playing strat roulette getting the dumbest strats and still winning is still one of the best feelings ever.

IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, THEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING EITHER.

6:31 I verse that guy often and next time I see him I will tell him about this video

"Just embrace the power of spinning" sBinnala

This has "The joy of using underpowered weapons" energy

I actually found this rly helpful lmao

The italian operators shotgun feels like a confetti cannon and it is one of the most satisfying ways to kill your enemies in the game

One of very few channels that are actually original. I love you. Edit: I'm feeling called out at the ending.

Chooses Walk like an Egyptian as Ending- JoJo Fans- Allow us to introduce Ourselves

7:02 Me at family gatherings: *WRITE THAT DOWN*

Wonderful!

"Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful." I think that quote actually has something to do with power dynamics; be afraid when others are stronger than you, and completely fuck over whoever is weaker than you.

This video: claims Tachanka isn’t scary enough Ubisoft: *HE MOVES*

Disappointed that there wasn’t a, ‘I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick,’ joke smh.

Do the unexpected and get deleted by the enemy, get deleted by the enemy doing unexpected things.

Some things to add to this vid: A) using the French men with p90s and holos in ot B) hot breaching main windows of objs C) HOT BREACHING WITH THERMITE/HIBANA CHARGES

I don't even play Rainbow 6 & i still find this amusing & relatable.

swag: if you go clash with a buddy you have an advantage. capito: laughs in fire

This is just a "how to play like Marley" guide

I can't get over the fact how good your point, reviews and guides are. I mean who else could've come up with these smart-ass lines for your scripts and tie it in with your gude! Can't even say "keep it up", due to I already know you will. So I'm going to say this - you're amazing at what you're doing and thank you for this-, and countless of other videos you've made!

Ok I actually do the Tachanka strat in ranked and let me tell you, IT WORKS. They never see it coming, and you can just mow them down easily. Only thing is, you should move your turret constantly to get different angles as if they know where you are, you are basically a sitting target that can only defend one side.

Rip alibi/maestro's shot gun some weird ass season - steel wave

2:07 He's so damn right about that. If they're trying to hold down compressor, who tf is expecting the Lord himself to be roaming in Party room? You gotta be random as shit to win

* Me seeing a new Sir Swag vid * Me: This is where the fun begins

Me: reads thumbnail Thumbnail: when winning isint good enough Me: that sounds like losing with extra steps

I don’t play this game but I still found this video hilarious

The fact that this video is so humorous yet helpful is fucking horrifying.

When he said your shotgun can shoot for longer than operations health I laughed for like an hour

the amaru one is actually pretty true. it’s usually a 50/50 if i die, or wipe the enemy team in ceo office on bank bc i spawned jewelry front.

Great video as always, keep up the good work!

"Intelligence doesn't mean shit when you've just been shot in the fucking head" ~Ghandi

Dude. This is legit how I play. I thought it meant I was memeing. No. Now I know it means I’m a god.

What he said about clash and tachanka is just gold. They are just wonderful.

1:06 , damn dude, shots fired at wardon

this is a very interesting approach. i like the way your mind works. well done.

4:56 The funny thing is when he talks about spinning with clash, he spins to the right instead of the left which basically exposes your body instead of blocking it

Alibi rushing with a knife at enemies:If you waver, yer mine

This video is a gold mine for lifelong wisdom.

welp the tachanka's gun is now not mounted only, so he can just roam

The greatest swordsman in the world fears not the second greatest, but will actively run from the worst swordsman.

2:12 This strat does work. We were defending basement sites on Bank and I set up at the bottom of blue stairs and got a 4k.

A wise man once said “Intelligence doesn't mean shit when you are shot in the fucking head"

love the video.keep it up sir :D

The amount of times I've actually died because I didn't expect an Amaru to be that stupid is too high.

Ive gotten hate mail for playing Tachanka like that lol. People are like “why tf are you there garbage pos!”

The ending is the best

Ah yes, the Chaotic Neutral strat

"Intelligence doesn't mean shit when you've just been shot in the fucking head" take that JFK

This could be the best video from sir swag

7:54 moment of silence for that capitao

Intelligence - knowledge Wisdom - all the awareness and strategy.

“Intelligence means nothing when you get shot in the fucking head” my new philosophy in life

The way he spins with clash is unsettling

I have been spawn peeking with the lord for years and it's funny how often it works

0:15 Every caveira ever

I can’t even begin to explain how much I love this channel

> dominating enemy team with a knife Ah yes. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

I can’t tell you how peaceful ranked is without clash. It’s like getting a high five from our lord and savior Tchanka himself

This is brilliant

After 3 years of playing this fucking game i can assure you: most stupid tactics work quite often. No one suspects a shotgun rush so they get wrecked by them

This was genuinely hilarious.

i swear to god this is the funniest robot ive ever heard

You are amazing brother, thank you for this masterpiece

Great strats. I will try!

Thanks for making this vid helps alot

me fighting Amaru mains roaming with any of the 1 speed defenders: "oh hi"

This is one of the best vids I've seen in a while! Why does the youtube algorithm hide this gold?

I don't even play Siege but these guides and vids are still fascinating!

I love videos like these. It provides a place for all the people that do stupid things, lose consistently, and get vote kicked, to come tell their stories and be appreciated by their kind... XD

"Intelligence doesn't mean shit when you've been shot in the head." -Sir Swag

As a Tachanka main-it’s so true-yes the Obj Tachy can do amazing but setting up your turret in utter bullshit locations nearly guarantees you kills-the entry on bank in the corner-the hallway leading to snowmobile on Chalet the bathtub on the top floor of chalet all are amazing Chanka spots

My god, someone who actually understands Tachanka's element as an ambush predator! Somewhat similarly, I like putting Frost Mats in places that make no sense, sometimes in just plain sight. Works more than you'd think it does. But yes, encouraging people to think outside the box, or in this case think it into non-existence, for a game like Siege, is what we need. Out Brain, not out Aim.

“...more stupid than people who have a Facebook profile picture of themselves pointing a gun at the camera.” Hahahahaha, that’s fucking golden!

They can't know wtf you're doing if you don't. *taps temple*

8:09 : yo why you gotta come at me like koolaid guy

These are some next level tricks, never really considered using the knife to just rush before

Cool! I roam with warden. They hear nothing. There are no witnesses. Their families will never know. All they hear will be the sounds of gunshots, and screams. As for the people killed, well, let's just say the last words they heard were "Glance engaged"

"Those dumb shits are only using 10% of their brain" 10/10 I love this shit my man