At least the biker dad at the end took pity for his wound 😂 Man could tell when a fellow man needed help bad

Oh my lord he actually made the top 1% biker felt sorry NOT punching him

No matter how much of a troll she is, you cannot hate Frankka

I cant believe gaijin chose the guy with a duck fursona as a mod

9:41 I love 2 things in this 1. How they all have their barrels pointed upwards 2. How Norden takes 2 seconds to process the hell he sees before him

Dude... that last story... My junk actually recoiled into itself after listening to it

That story at the end... Holy shit I wish the Das had video security set up in that house. I mean, I feel sorry for the 62 stitches, but... It is a hilarious story. Also, did that relationship last long after that or was it a one time thing?

Thats the second story I've heard about a guy injuring himself after jumping out a second story window to escape a mad biker dad. Interestingly enough, both times it involved Bandidos.

Happy Belated Birthday, Nordern. I would've gotten you a wig, but that would've given you false confidence. Sidenote, now my junk hurts from that last story... auurgh...

At least the dad is nice enough to take him to the hospital

As a Brit that "propaganda" joke at the start caused me physical pain. Also Happy Birthday Nordern

“I drive fast cars so the sad feels don’t catch me.” Best quote ever

4:20 the face on that MAUS is perfect for that situation

Once again I nearly had an asthma attack from laughing, bravo! P.S That Snazzy Duck skin is remarkably on brand

We need more Addie in this series.

5:28 *NERVOUS SWEATING INTENSIFIES* "If I don't move they wont shoot me....."

Honestly, that starting joke was actually quite witty, fair play

10:00 i remember this hide and seek...i was the guy in the ASU that i think josh kept listening too and i was like the 3rd person left, then damn moti drove by and found me. i knew something from that hide and seek was gonna be in this video, it was a gem

1:06 No way, he recreated a tank firing perfectly!

Doesn't that mean Moti is the densest vampire in the world? Also, Happy birthday Nordern.

13:58 when you don’t roll high enough on the dex save

9:42, that moment when the realisation hit lol

As always laughed my insides out! I know I'm not the only one hurt from the last story but damn I'm like literally crying and can't recover from the pain that story caused :D

dont you mean, happy escape day?

3:59 I'm returning to this game

4:40 "that was expensive" he says while in a BMP-1

7:16 what he edited out is that moti did the same to him XD

12:34 as a guy all I could do was just listen and go “ohhh” like I’ve felt the pain just then. I feel like it’s in men that whenever our brethren gets hit in the balls all we can do is just cringe. It might just be me though.

Gotta love the funny moments of nordern & friends happy birthday mate

I’ve got a good story, from WW1 about a British fighter pilot called Ferdinand West (I think) During one mission he and his small group encountered 7 German fighters, and in the first wave of attack he had his leg shot off, as in blown completely off! It was jamming the controls of his plane so, and this is the unbelievable part: he opened his window, picked up the leg and threw it out of the plane, manoeuvred himself to get some good shots off at the Germans, sent them packing, carried on to his objective and dropped his bombs, flew back to England, landed back at base, apologised for the poor quality of his landing, and _then_ sought medical attention.

5:36 Where can I get my own?

5:58 Might be the funniest thing I've ever heard

Just found your channel and this is the first video I’ve seen from you, 2 minutes in and I’m already dying laughing damn you guys are funny

No matter the circumstances, Franka is still a boss 7:41 *BLIYAHUU*

God that story at end.......once he mention the wire fence...The BARBED WIRE fence I was squirming in my chair cupping myself.

This spot is reserved for the "UwU SnazzyWazzy" comments.

Happy birthday Norden, and the last story is so painful for me and probably some other people

Nordorn: you calling me fat? All his friends: *unamously votes yes*

8:11 was unexpected and very funny

1:12 happy bald day nordern 😂

Gajin definitely has that one guy locked up in a cellar

2:17 "Its greater than the great depression itself" or "Hah! My depression is greater *continues to have a mental breakdwon* " couldve been funnier

The perfect comeback to that joke at 1:56 is "That's fine. I'm totally safe from STDs."

Promise me one thing, daddy Nordern: *never* change! I'm at the library, and I'm laughing my ass off at this.

3:49 what the actual f***.....

“If I shoot the rockets, does it explode?” -every gamer ever

7:02 they are making more tanks

5:36. The moment of pure chaos emerges.

9:47 "Lacrimosa start playing"

6:03. GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTT DDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNN. I just lost all my brain cells holy shit

“Happy bald day” is now my new favorite Nordern clip

12:15 I'm convinced.

Even the biker dad at the end just went like “I was gona hurt ya but what just happened to you not even I want my worst enemies to experience”

Whoever exploded at the realization of "Chai-Latte", thank you for making me laugh today.

2:50 yeah but The gas price will catch you

4:32 UAUAGH HEE HEE HEE HAW

First off happy birthday Nordern and second I first read the thumbnail as “enough to HANG one princess” I literally just woke up 10 minutes ago

Bro.. The last story made me feel the pain even though I haven't experienced smth like that myself..

12:29 the missed was hilarious

That was the best video ending ever. "I was only gonna punch you a little bit!"

I love the dads answer in the end ! Rip balls tho

10:22 next twitch perfect timing comp?

Happy baldated birthday, Nordern. Can’t get enough of your WT videos, so I sincerely appreciate it when you upload them. Best

That was me doing the playing Fail 1:19 because I know no armor might not withstand that But you got lucky

Biker: i was only going to punch you a little bit Him after giving himself barbwire cbt: 😭😭😭😭😭

At 7:07 in the video where the tanks have bin combined aren't they technically mating

this single-handedly might get me back into war thunder.

I love the fact that I watched a good chunk of this through the live streams and god I was almost pissing myself laughing most of the time

11:57 That laugh is glorious

What the hell is that one tank?(0:33) It looks like they exploded a cardboard box (put a gun on it),mounted it on a chassis and called it a day

“I was only gonna punch you a little bit… fine I’ll take you to the hospital” 😂😂😂😂

Every time I see a War thunder ad, I'm reminded I haven't played War Thunder in close to a year because it was on a school laptop, and it makes me sad. SADWAZZ will return someday

0:54 got me dying on the floor🤣 5:58 the judge be like: What the Twat is this person?

2:44 Must be from the government

Belated happy birthday, Nordern, you completely crazy yet totally awesome person.

"I was only gonna punch you a little bit" sounds like a fun time :D

Addie is such a good addition to the crew.

Never heard Nordern so Sassy before! 10:55

Franka just seems like a gem to hang out with!

That’s great Moti is allergic to garlic, sleeps during the day and is from the same area that Dracula is from. That screams vampire

RED WHITE AND BLUE AT 6:21

12:35 this story literally had me in tears laughing 🤣🤣🤣

"What ever that was, that was expensive" Brother, you are driving a BMP, nothing is expensive about it.

Rewatching this after once documents were leaked for this game once again😂

"I drive fast cars so the sad feels don't catch me" had me ROLLING 🤣

At 0:11 it had me falling out of my chair laughing

“The only world record you’ll set is the amount of chromosomes in your body” That’s some next level roast.

The last one though, my condolences to him

The official WT channel is now shitpost dispenser and I love it

2:55 he’s a car starting

We need to survive... immediately falls off the edge

I just discovered you guys literally 20 minutes ago and I gotta say I wan't to see a collab of you guys, The WPE crew and SovietWomble and friends

3:40 yeah the stinger aa missiles from the ozelot and the type 93 aa car suck really much and can't hit stuff most time

Oh my god, I had sympathy pain at the end

The Luigi joke was amazing.

The end story on this vid earned my like 👍

6:44 That's a Valentine I, NOT a Matilda III. Much slimmer, smaller engine, 2 man turret with no cupola, and exposed tracks. Not to mention the back is all sloped. Source: Those tanks are my favourite vehicle at their BR. I love watching morons struggle to kill my slab of armour as I use my 2-pounder hole puncher to flex and beat them over the head. If MY gun as stock cant pen me from the front point blank (72mm pen with stock shell vs the 75mm front armour of Matilda III), what makes you think YOUR little rinky-dink German gun is gonna do any better? These things are so beefy, in a ground arcade match where I helped single-handedly pull things back from the brink (I do that more often than I honestly could expect with these things, I like to be the punching bag enemies focus on while my teammates kill them) I was in the Val I and hopped in an air battle event in front of a Stuart. I was still alive by the time I came back from it, after blowing up an M10. You want a power move? do stuff like that. Be that slab of Yorkshire teabag-infused steel that will not die, and kills half the enemy team before going in an air battle in ground arcade just to flex on them.

0:53 to be continued later today

that moment that you saw all those tanks its like "when ur family comes to see you"

The most perfect end of video cutoff in KZfaq history