You're like Picasso and the tier list is your brush

Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy be like: TOGETHAAA, WE WILL DEVOUR THE VERY DOGSSS

About the abyss watchers. They were a legion, which means there were several thousand of them at least. And since the final watcher absorbed all of the wolf’s blood from all of the other watchers, that single watcher could theoretically have the capacity to eat thousands of hotdogs.

I feel like Gael should lose sportsmanship points when he inevitably dives into the crowd and starts eating everyone's dark souls. He spent years eating people in the ringed city, it would be his first instinct.

you didnt take into account if Joey Chestnut had previously linked the first flame, if he did then the soul of cinder would be infused with the very soul of the hotdog eating champion moving him immediately to Joey Chestnut tier

Can’t cook a glizzy without an age of fire🤷🏻‍♂️

Putting Sullyvahn in S tier seems crazy to me. Sure, the man's committed but he also seems to care a lot about his image - he's the invisible influence, the shadow king. Now, if somehow devouring glizzies helped him achieve his goals and he was alone, nobody to witness the act - I can definitely see him frantically gulping them down. If it's a public competition though? Hell no, he has a reputation to preserve, so no greasy fast food can ever grace his lips. Also, I see the Old Demon King as being too, well, old to actually be able to stuff himself full. He'd probably start out relatively alright but would quickly choke up and have to be taken out in an ambulance after his pacemaker shoots up. Placing Aldrich in A tier is criminal as well. Like, c'mon, a frenzied, abyss-corrupted Midir goes in S but the hunry-hungry hippo of the Dark Souls world only manages an A? He was made for this ranking! Justice for Aldrich!

Calling it now, Aldrich gotta be top tier Edit: okay we may have some points docked for sportsmanship

Midir would eat way more than 700 hotdogs, I'm pretty sure you could fit that many hotdogs under his weird lizard tongue, let alone into his gullet

One flaw with Pontif's strategy He has no mouth and his mother is a tree

You should do Elden Ring remembrance bosses ranked on how well they’d do in a job interview

For the Deacons of the Deep, I think you’re forgetting how big some of those boys are.

Deacons would all bring knives and forks to eat the hot dogs with

a thing to note about plants is if their roots can get to organic material they'll eat it, you can put a rack of ribs under a tree and it'll eat it since in the end it is nutrients, of course that would take a while so 0 dogs for for the great wood is accurate in the allotted time, or hey maybe he can eat a few

No hotdogs were harmed in the making of this video.

5:39 if the abyss watcher detects the abyss in the hotdogs and thinks the only way to destroy it is to eat it, s tier.

Dogeater Midir would absolutely dominate. He's basically Ancient Wyvren, but more experienced (in the name), more motivated and active (runs around a lot instead of standing in 1 spot waiting to get plunging-attacked. Appetite must be huge), he attacks by biting and can even eat the Ashen One, while also sentient enough to follow the rules. He's spent his entire life, like, a billion years, dedicated to eating. High fire resist also means he can eat the franks straight off the grill or out of the boiler, and fire breath gives him the option to cook his own whiles others are forces to wait. SSS-tier, only Joey Chestnut poses a threat. edicated to eating.

This video is for a specific set of people, I've never been more glad to find it

This is the type of souls content we need

Gale has such determination, being the only man to live to the end of the world, he would eat untill he dies, also he ate a lot of dark souls flavoured pygmy hot dogs so he is deffinitly S tier

Which Demon Souls boss would run the best bakery? We must know!

FINALLY a good video in my recommendation

These video ideas keep getting better and better! Bloodborne bosses ranked on who’d be the best KZfaqr next?

really liked how you prioritized the contestants ability to follow rules and sportsmanship above the actual ability to eat the dogs. really respect the insight into what its really all about

This is the most midwestern FromSoft tier list ever and I am here for it

Giving the breakdown of what Iudex Gundyr would eat during 2nd phase already tells me this is one of the best videos on this entire platform

If you were able to convince Gael that the hot dogs were actually made of guys NAMED frank, I think he could win

If you give wolnir the benefit of the doubt, he could actually be S tier. Just tilt his head back open the mouth and drop a dog in. Swallowing something whole counts as eating after all. Also he’s massive so he could eat like, an entire table of dogs in one swallow.

The Soul of Cinder, a being containing the souls of everyone who ever linked the fire, could eat so much more than 40 links.

Gael sees people in the crowd and steals their dark souls

I like the idea that thr Ashen One, after beating Gundyr, steals some of the hotdogs from his fridge, and roasts them on the bonfire. Slides each dog into a perfect bun and smashes them through their face guard/helmet.

I've been watching since the cookout video, very good stuff.

4:28 you forgot that he can make clones!

The fact that you didn't make a "Aldrich, Devourer of Dogs" joke is criminal

Finally, a tier list that actually matters! The Elden Ring Hotdog eating tier list would be wild. Malenia would have the will to win because she has never known defeat but we all know she is super dishonorable and would probably use scarlet rot on the competition. Godfrey would easily be a certified S Tier. Godfrey Glizzy Guggler

7:40 about volnir: you fighting him while his lover half is being consumed by the abyss (think the moist misty black hole, that is not pulling but corrupting) so if we consider that the hot-dog eating contest hosted in his arena, then technikly he *can* eat, as if he ,swalows, a hotdog then it will practicly instantly be consumed by abyss, so it is as if he digest hotdog instantly

Sportsmanship Shportsmanship, there is no reality where Pontiff Sulyvahn is in S tier above Gundyr and the DEVOURER OF GODS himself

Now THIS is the content I want to see. Best video I've watched all week.

So glad this showed up in my recommended. So random, so wholesome, so perfect

Forget prepare to cry, I'ma come here when I need a lore refresher

The logic and reasoning within this video is humorous and the actual video idea is so random but it works for some unexplainable reason.

Now do one on elden ring, about wich boss would be the best dentist.

This might be the video of all time

We have to remember gundyr becomes the tree avatars from elden ring lmao

Aldrich, devourer of dogs

This is the Sort of Content I'm Here For!

Curse-Rotted Greatwood: im vegan

I'm back to watch this piece of art again.

with the amount the spellcaster players we know can eat, we would definitely put Crystal Sage in A tier, those girls fucking hungry

Literally perfect content I could watch/listen to this until the fire fades. 10/10

THIS is quality content

Yhorm would help the organizers cook the hotdogs with his flames. And Siegward said he would only come if Yhorm does, and we need Siegward to bring the brews. give my boy SSS tier

If this was DS1 ornsteen and smough would clear no question

Lost power for about 3 days cuz of Hurricane Beryl. Literally the eye went right over us. Glad I have amazing content like this to return to

Aside from Aldrich, the new head god Gwyndolin would probably only agree to a hotdog-eating contest if he knew it would lead to him getting more love and adoration from his subjects. If so, he would probably make a valiant effort in eating about thirty hotdogs from divine constitution alone. He'd probably assume the contest is more about endurance and therefore start off slow, but then speed up as he realizes he's being outpaced by humans. Around the eighteen mark or so, he might catch a glimpse of himself in a mirror or some reflective surface, and then immediately become self-conscious and slow down again. He'd end the contest unsure, wondering if this was a good idea to begin with, but cheers from the crowd upon the announcement of whatever place he got would probably bring him some comfort.

This ranking deserves 1 million views

I think crystal sage should get bumped one space because she can clone herself, and those clones can affect the world around them, they're not just illusions. So that's like 4x her original amount

Elden Ring bosses next. You won’t

pure comedy gold

And I have now found my new favorite KZfaq video

Absolutely transcendent experience, thank you for this gift to humanity 🙏

Geal literally ate all the living creatures in the whole of the ringed city and possibly the world, he is definitely S teir

Sometimes the youtube algorithm just lands. I don't play dark souls, but this was an excellent video sir!

I feel like the crystal sage would really depend on whether her duplication ability improves her appetite. It might be that they would take one bit and then despawn, but even so she could use that ability repeatedly. I don't know enough about the competition to give an exact number, but I think she'd be around B or C tier.

So, i had a thought. For the Cursed Rotted Greatwood, if you got it to cooperate, you can bury the thing in the ground and let it take root. Once it does that, it can basically eat a huge number all at once and absolutely demolish the competition. Unfortunately, there are two things wrong with this. 1. The digestive period of such a process would take far too long for it to be competitive in a time sense. Numbers? For sure. Time? It isn't even close. 2. Trying to get the tree to leave its fun little corner at the end of the arena and into the ground. Idk, i dont see the thing consenting to being buried for any reason.

Finally the algo has learned whats important to me.

I already know Aldrich is soloing this Bro was robbed

I was falling asleep watching this in a dreamlike state and now that I’ve woken up I’m surprised it’s still real

Another fantastic video! Could you do a tier list on Terraria Calamity bosses some time?

Perfection. Absolute perfection. 🌭

I think this would be an excellent way to introduce someone to dark souls lore Probably my fav video in a long time, the writing is S+

Hey man, there's some corpulent fellas among the Deacons of the Deep. Feel like you sold them a little short on how much they'd eat with how big and bold some of those lads are

This is the kind of content I need. Deacons are S tier hotdog bandits.

"until his mouth is clogged with the 'dogs" is a statement I never would have imagined that I'd hear in this life time. I don't even know what to say right now. I'm... concerned.

I don't think that the curse Rotted great wood has a mouth so it wouldn't be possible for it to eat any hotdogs.

I believe Pontiff would have no sportsmanship and cheat. Pontiff would experiment or curse the competitions dogs

this is the tier list that no one knew how much we needed it

To be fair, any follower of Aldrich and Aldrich himself would consume loads as they glorify gluttony. Although they prefer people so if those hotdogs were made of people, and each person makes like idk: 20 hotdogs? Both Aldrich and his Deacons would dominate

Are we sure the Dragon Slayer Armor is hollow? It can bleed and there are blood effects while fighting it, but maybe that’s because of all the hot dogs that it stuffed into itself 🤔

Crystal sage would summon clones and still get tired and leave after 8 hotdogs

I feel like Soul of Cinder would have at least a few Hotdog eating Champions if it has the soul of everyone who has linked the flame. Everyone working together in one body? Easily B tier imo.

Volnir's pelvis is in Mohg's arena change my mind.

Ok, what the fuck did i just watch and why i like it so much

KZfaq videos don't get better than this

i really like that crazy dog guy in the thumbnail

What a pertinent question I never thought to ask !

if you think about it, wolnir doesnt really need to chew the dawgs. the back of his throat is just a hole and can just shove a bunch of meat sticks into his mouth(which is tilted back of course) and just let it fall down. this is of course assuming the weiners arent being scaled to the mouth

dude your thoughts are crazy "im gonna make a video about bosses eating hotdogs" LOL...okay.. ill subscribe

Blud finished the DLC so early that came up with the idea of uploading this video😂😂

Decons above demon king, you gotta be smoken that shit

Best 23 minutes of my life

I had a laugh and learned a bit about lore. This channel l is basically the equivalent of watching Dora the Explorer.

I already know my boy Aldri gonna win

I question the wisdom of involving the bosses' later phases. Most of them are unlikely to reach that point in a hotdog eating contest unless they had a major appetite for hotdogs.

I think we’re sleeping on Wolnir in terms of raw glizzy gobbling power. Dude’s massive compared to most bosses from the game so if he gets his technique down he could shovel hotdogs into his mouth. I still don’t think he’d be top tier due to how slowly he would “swallow” them but I think he could be up there.

He does it again

this is unironically my favorite thumbnail ever, pure schizo

This is the kind tier list that we need!

This is what miachel zaki intended

Nah, I just looked at your channel. I just found gold. Instant sub.