It took me 35 minutes to fucking realize it was serial killers killing cereal, jesus christ. Edit; 8k thumbs up allows me to sleep at night knowing I'm not the dumbest human on planet earth. Thank you all.

The fact that this one was sponsored by Factor, but not the frozen dinner one, was a huge missed opportunity for the company.

We just not gonna talk about how the Trix rabbit just wasn't there when he lost the round? Like his seat was empty, is he sneaking around the studio waiting to strike hunter for revenge?

Came for the cereal ranking, stayed for the cereal killing

The real question was not answered, did eating Corn Flakes cure Papa Meat's masturbation addiction like the cereal inventor intended?

no fruity pebbles, no Reece's puffs... absolutely criminal

The appeal to eating the Cinnamon Toast Crunch is drinking the milk after you finish the cereal. That’s why it’s designed to get washed off.

29:15 when I was a kid, Cookie Crisp had two mascots. A wolf and a guy. They were actually burglars and there was a cop who chased them in the commercials.

I love how he actually made "serial killers" as the "cereal killers" in this video

captain crunch being tied up and forgotten in the attic should be a running gag

- Papa meat ranks/rates every outshine popsicle flavor - papa meat try’s vegan food -papa meat ranks/rates fast foods best selling meals - papa meat try’s meats -papa meat rates Godzilla X Kong: the new empire

the "shit on a bunch of frozen meals" to "get sponsored by factor" pipeline is 2 feet long

Papa didn't tell me to come on in, and sit on down in this one so I had to watch the whole thing standing outside of my house

The fact hunter just kept eating nuts and bolts for 40 minutes was kinda weird, but im here for it!

This was a very nice idea for a video, i watched the entire thing, barely strayed away, even gave me the motivation to clean my room (been putting it off a few weeks) Please keep building on the “Fucked up Blues Clues/Mr Rodgers neighborhood ” vibe like in the beginning, this is a hit

Maybe I’ve always been 70yrs old at heart, but shredded mini wheats are the best cereal ever. There’s a sweet spots where they’ve absorbed enough milk but are still crunchy, and it’s perfection 🤌🏻

The biggest problem with Frosted Flakes is the fact that if you don't eat them all within 3 minutes of the milk hitting them they turn into disgusting soggy pieces of toilet paper.

The cereal mascot’s blood being milk was a nice touch.

It’s criminal that king meat did not like cinnamon toast crunch, and even more criminal that he never even ate it before this.

Incase anyone wants to know the time where the executioners kill the cereal characters here it is 1st: 8:53 2nd: 13:11 3rd: 22:44 4th: 26:39 5th: 30:58 Final results place 5th place: 34:39 4th place: 34:58 3rd place: 35:41 2nd place: 36:43 Winner!: 37:30

No Reese’s Puffs is criminal

Dennis Rader is still alive and incarcerated at El Dorado. Met a guy recently who was a C.O. there and when he would take Rader out for his designated shower time he would just stare at the officer through the little door window. What’s more chilling is the fact that in the early 70’s my grandmas house was broken into and police confirmed it to be the BTK. Luckily for my grandma (and my literal existance) she wasn’t home, however very specific items were stolen during the break in. In order to distance themselves from BTK, my grandparents moved to Park City. Not knowing that they had moved in mere blocks away from Raders home. My grandma to this day will still talk about how Rader (an animal control officer at the time) would always walk past their house, telling my grandma that one of these days he would have her dogs taken away or euthanized if they didn’t stop barking at him. Luckily nothing came of it. Still wild to think about how my literal existence would’ve been altered if he had gotten to my grandma. May he rot in hell.

The Cinnamon Toast Crunch disrespect is insane

*Dennis “BTK” Rader* isn’t dead, and named himself BTK. Hunter’s definitely confusing him with somebody else.

As someone who’s unfortunately stuck here in Wichita Kansas, BTK ain’t dead. He’s rotting away in solitary confinement in El Dorado Prison

Dude as a fellow animator it really does blow my mind the amount of work you do to crank these quality videos out consistently. Mad props.

Trix cereal just looks like aquarium rocks... Also fun fact, you can buy a huge bag of just the marshmallows from the lucky charms

These "Ranking every X" vids are basically "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" if it was recorded by a bunch of hobos on a bad acid trip

Doing a cereal ranking with no mention of fruity pebbles or Reese’s puffs is blasphemy

I don’t like that he doesn’t take into account the milk you drink afterwards, that’s legit the best part of most cereals

The animated bits being added in to the life action videos lately has been my absolute favorite thing every time

Papa you’re 10 seconds away from going into cardiac arrest 😭😭 (Cuz everyone is busting balls I spelled the wrong one 💀)

Dragon Ball Reese's Puffs are 👑🤘🏻 🕯R.I.P. Akira Toriyama🕯

You’re opinion became so quickly invalid when you dismissed Cinnamon Toast Crunch 😡

How do you even come up with these scenarios dude? The art/animation, the story, the acting is on point. 10/10.

When Gacy smacked the Golden Crisps Bear with the hammer my heart broke.

Man, I could hang out on that set lit like that just playing video games all day. Literally lit up like a Saturday morning. The perfect time for just hanging out.

20:28 watch in a few months the boxes are going to have Lucky’s eye moved slightly to the left. But seriously that’s such a massive improvement and I hate that I will never unsee dirty they did his eyes

When is ranking every meat, Papa MEAT

“Gotta go with my boi Tony” *Dahmer aggressively injects Tony with zombie serum*

I am just loving everything about the reviews! The writing, characters and Papa Meat's delivery make for a great watch.

Papa meat's videos are slowly becoming a horror version of the Roger Rabbit's movie. I love them.

Gotta say Hunter, you're a wizard. I usually hated the Trix rabbit as a kid because I always thought he was annoying, yet here I am looking at his teary-eyed dismay and feeling awful sorry for the poor bastard.

Cap’n Crunch alone and weeping surrounded by the corpses of his peers at the end was so horrifyingly tragic and hilarious at the same time. The storylines and animation in these style videos are so good! Thanks Papa Meat and crew for making such a fun video and for donating to your local food bank!

That subtle sultry "sus?" Sound effect at 21:11 sent me 😂😂 matched my one eye brow raising perfectly

Golden Graham's mixed with cinnamon toast crunch is my favorite concoction. Cinnamon toast crunch is the best cereal imo

It took me till 18:05 to pick on the fact that the everyone taking out the mascots were CEREAL killers. I may be an idiot but you sir are an intelligent lad.

“I don’t know I almost want the lucky charms without the marshmallows” you crazy bastard. No one has ever said that in their life

Crunch Berries winning is the biggest twist of the year

What about a cereal with a plus sized mascot called “Ample Jacks”

At this point, Papa Meat could produce his own sit-com show and i'd sell both hands to be an audience member to that live taping.

The Apple Jacks commercial always disturbed me as a kid, because the Cinammon was like, rushing to commit suicide in order to enhance somebodies cereal, and the Apple was always trying to save him/beat him to it.

No reeses puffs??

At 28:29 the spirit of rural Appalachia took over his body

I love it when Hunter puts himself through torture by food. It's like a car crash; you just can't look away.

The lighting in this video is immaculate, feels like a nice morning before school and papa meats our dad giving us breakfast before sending us off

15:05 THEY MASSACRED MY BOY CINNA-MON! THEY TURNED HIM INTO GENERIC CLIP ART!!!!!

You drew the Trix rabbit the most normal, I almost felt bad he lost

I genuinely think I enjoy his longer videos of any content over his animations. I love having him as background noise AND watching him.

Sir I have to say this might your magnum opus. The sitcom opening, the interactions you have with your art, the Art’s storyline, your personality during the ranking sections. It was perfect. This is gives me the same vibes as classic AVGN. An awesome display of your talent.

You should do a part 2 with more cereal

I bet filming this made Hunter seem like a schizophrenic patient, as he just cuts off his monolouges to shout to the demons in his mind to stop touching themselves ect 💀

No one else puts this much work into food Tier list videos like papameat

Jesus Christ Hunter, the twist of having the "cereal" killers murder the cereal mascots is the most Papa Meat way of doing a ranking video ever... Terrifyingly Genius!

If you were curious, captain crunch is based off of a flavor of rice with brown sugar and butter over it that the creator used to have at his grandparents house. It’s my favorite cereal and I also just eat the rice dish sometimes too :x thank you for the video!

It's honestly fucking insulting that Reese's Puffs weren't included

I absolutely love how you integrate your animations into your vids. It puts a bizarre twist that no one else does.

1 Wooden cereal bowls is 🤌👌 peak aesthetics 2 Heavens Gate shirt goes hard af and I want one. 3 Zodiac Killer was always the scariest to me and even though this is a caricature of him you still managed to capture that unsettling Michael Meyers esc brutal creepiness about him.

Ranking every killer cereal, with serial killers.

Dude, your videos are awesome. They’re somewhat short and digestible compared to other ranking videos with that are sometimes around 2-3hrs You’re awesome dude continue doing what you do.

REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS!!! EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP!

the Heavens Gate shirt is a nice touch

3:18 Capn Crunch is a pirate, and the cereal is supposed to look like gold dubloons and gems like you'd find in a pirates chest.

6:00 Rice Krispies cereal is good if you put some sugar on top. That's how I always have done it, its bland without it.

Rawdogging a mouthful of Capt Crunch without milk then downing some OJ as a kid was a memory I thought I repressed...now I realize how much of a masochist I was....that shit hurt.

Oh god He’s never gonna stop.. he won’t stop until he’s eaten everything 😨

My wife will give me shit to the end of my days that raisin bran is my favorite cereal. I just can't stand all the goddamn sugared Styrofoam

BTK was also a dogcatcher who would let people’s dogs out of their yards, catch them, then euthanize them to satisfy his bloodlust. He ended up getting arrested for it.

I love how at least one mascot in each round looks normal and the others are in that classic papa meat style

This channel turning into a fucked up peewee's playhouse is something I'm 100% onboard with.

I like how Meatcanyon’s drawing of the Trix rabbit is less horrifying than the real one 😂

Literally just finished left/right game. What a ride. Pun somewhat intended.

Fruity pebbles missing means the other cereals stood a chance.

"i hate the drippy wand thing he had" Shows him stopping criminals with said wand

Problem is trix are for kids, you cant taste the full flavour.

The game grumps reference at 7:00 felt like the ultimate validation of my thought process

Bro the poor fucking Trix bunny just looks so goddamn normal and is just there crying 😭😭😭

I feel stupid now for not realising that the rooms we see him in are a studio set. My mind was like: "Yeah this guy just lives like that. That makes sense."

The SpongeBob sound on the square round. Serial killers. So many layers😂

Crunch Berries: S tier Peanut butter crunch: SSS tier

The amount of comfort I feel from Papa Meat's videos is probably odd, but it's something about the house on top of the mountain in the middle of forest at night with the moon shining down, while he's in his living room or bedroom (both with their own kind of ambience), all paired with the video subject, whether it be a story or a ranking, along with the perfect 25-35 minute video length, while incorporating humor and his signature MeatCanyon style animations, it all comes together in a way that makes me just want to kick back, relax, escape reality for a little bit and enjoy the show!

I love how the zodiac killer wasn’t clapping with the rest of the serial killers

The animations with this form of content is so freakin unique and just plain amazing. 👏👏👏

It took me 3 rounds to realize the "Cereal Killer" pun. Bravo

I remember when I was like 5, Trix was in the shapes of the fruits and then at some point they switched to balls and everyone tried to gaslight me into believing they were never fruit shaped. Now, I have never felt more validated. Edit: I feel utterly betrayed by hunters reaction to Trix. Justice for the fruit shaped cereal!!!!

Holy fuck i just got it at 12:57 Cereal killers

Rice Crispies being eaten without sugar added is a sin and I won’t stand for it. *sits down.

You're insane. How are you able to release such high quality content in such rapid succession? Love these ranking videos so much.

the production of this video is unbelievable. the way you incorporate your art and ideas into the video to not juts make it a boring tier list video is chefs kiss

JonTron is to video games as MeatCanyon is to animation