Not only did I make you pout and frown, but I also made you piss and cry? I've let you down for the last time, consider this my retirement.

wow thewhat i cant believe you would do something like that. Eminem is also mad.

@@TheWhatShow I’m not mad, I’m disappointed

Hey uncle Dane, just a little question: do you think the pistol is underrated on this list because he didn't consider it has 200 reserve ammo? :D

Uncle Daniel 😮

*bing soy will remember that*

I have a dream, if they make the gas passer count as wet as well, that would the new combo pyro Edit: DREAM CAME TRUE LET'S GO BABY

i am personally offended sure, its no backscratcher or powerjack but hey, free crits on wet players and removing sappers is great the powerjack is way less fun

@@szatid2645 that would be stupidly unbalanced but also very tf2

I would like to see you having fun with the NA while playing on Turbine.

top 10 anime betrayals

How dare the *MEDIC* do his job?

“god I can’t believe the medic is healing us”

Sadly bots do this now so people had to grow a braincell and realized to ask and investigate a votekick

Yeah, it is specially great against Turtlers so.

@@BackOff_xd or for fucking over gunslinger engies. Do you run out and try to knock it off, or put up with having to wait for the turret to get destroyed?

IMO the red tape recorder is a pretty good trolling weapon and there is one good start for it where you bump into a engie hauling a building while invisible,this will cause the engie to want to shoot you and put down his building,if you un cloak at that exact moment and sap the building it goes down faster than stock sapper

What a waste of 200 metal...

​@@ihateyankees3655or destroy your sentry yourself with the destruction PDA (I just use a bind for that) and harvest those sweet, sweet frontier justice crits while denying the spy his sentry kill.

If it shows fake corpse hits in the kill feed how's it a upgrade

​@@aidendonaldson1832 Because if you kill someone with the holy mackerel it says fish kill. Which it doesn't when you hit a spy's dead ringer.

Cool but you wrote your sentence wrong and it confused me a bit

@@aidendonaldson1832 He didn't write it wrong you just can't read I guess

​@@themaganzonecroposting

It's still the only weapon that doesn't even have a subjectively better reason to use it if you have other weapons

@@imwithmilk8162 But it can be festivised so it’s based.

​@@theblasphemousgamer4888 True, but it only increases the size of YOUR balls not the pyros

Finally someone gets it

@@imwithmilk8162 hot hand?

No joke a critted bison does insane dps though. Cannot be airblasted and passes through enemies. On par with a pomson or rescue ranger shot provided allies don't block it. But on bison it just pushes through enemies easily.

@@fumothfan9yeah but crocket go brrrrrrr

you can hear it in his voice lol,that dude 100% doesn"t go out

​@@LocalNoob_2sounds like something, spy main with 3000 hours on spy and 0 on grass would say

wow mr eminem id better check out your new team fortress 2 themed rap song "Bitches On My Team"

the Eminem real

@@ironprince72 It unfortunately got taken down for too much Scorch Shot

The best part is that I can hear these comment in his AI-generated voice

@BradynLee09 mmm bornana

Same

"What a fuckin-"

I can't believe Benny would say that 😭

I don't get it

@@SaboTheFish It's the pewdiepie nword bridge

“Huh? The fuck was that?”

“Did this guy just die? Ha! Loser!”

it's also actually a good idea to be literally right on top of a sentry because its turning rate prevents it from working very well at point blank (although, to get close to a sentry you're also right inside the enemy team usually, which is not good) but also, neon annihilator

@@lunasagaming5801 the problem is getting on top of the sentry, tho.. sitting on top works if you're a spy and you uncloak on top of it to backstab the engie but you can't rlly approach as a pyro unless it's sapped or firing at the whole rest of the team

@@r0zemary I suppose that would also be an issue, but you could do some fancy stuff with the thermal thruster I'm just sayin, it's uhhh technically not useless

@@lunasagaming5801 the fancy stuff in question is getting pinned to the skybox by the sentry for 3 seconds and dying lmao

@@r0zemary true......

Yeah. Pyro is already a close range damge specialist so, unless you're doing combos, you might as well put a utility weapon in that slot. The powerjack is the meta for utility, but the neon's sapper removal is still really handy and the damage bonus is quite fun to use when it comes into play. It's just map specific, but that's not automatically a bad thing.

And it has a bonus: you can make the whole server laugh just by virtue of being a Pyroshark.

Shame no one plays banana bay

@@shark_79am I assure you, people do.

@@Awesomeness-iz3dh not for me, takes like 30 minutes just to find a server with 2 people

So how did it end?

@@yeetoburrito bad

@@yeetoburrito the best weapon in the game looks like a fat penis, let that sink in

the original

Love em or hate em, you have to agree that they have always been a strange case to me

Yeah, that's what got me the most too. What he said about it doesn't make much sense either. It can hold down choke points better than stock, that's literally what it's for. It's also not as susceptible to the Short Circuit since you'll have stickies in different places.

​@@MadSwedishGamer Like valve said, it's the "thinking man's stickbomb launcher"

In a video where he talks about every weapon, some fakes are going to be bad for the sake of quantity

All criticisms of it aside, if we never had another sticky launcher and just the resistance. IT WOULD STILL BE TOP TIER. Like you can still spam with it, not as good as stock but it still locks up chokes

@@obsidiancrow450 If the stock sticky launcher didn't exist, all the other sticky launchers would be considered amazing. The stock sticky launcher is too good in too many situations that it makes the others look worse. I'm not a massive fan of the stock sticky launcher because it's overpowered as shit. The downside of the stock sticky launcher is the det time and even then, sticky spam is really easy and the only time it isn't good is when someone is right in front of you.

but the bat is still kinda terrible

@@expensivedebt787 okay, but Fish

@@Safetyswitchnah Batsaber for the looks and showing off you’re rich! 🤑

@@Labyrinth6000 if i ever get a batsaber, im naming it "poor people annihaltor"

Doesn’t that mean like the fire axe, the bat should never be used as there is a direct upgrade?

as someone with no two key or mouse wheel, i can confirm

charuth!

They are also the biggest crutches in the game. Except the Cozy Camper, its the only good backpack.

fire axe lok cool

Technically the Stock bat is a straight downgrade to the Holy Mackerel because the holy mackerel doesn't work with the dead ringer while the bat does

@@grentreem3096 third degree look cooler

@@beanslinger2 third degree is as a pealing as an ugly christmas sweater

feesh

I woulde broke my back if i edit videos like this on my broke ass chair i use for my computer setup.

Would a #65 help?

Yes, yes it would.

Damn

Is later tomorrow?

What about the m&m weapons review

Its been a month please return

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@@Couriday Pyro Melee Manmelter?

Technically The Original is a bit different, its projectile spawns in the centre of your screen instead of the edge.

@Op-gogo Eh it f's up muscle memory but if you start using the original early on that isn't a problem. It's more consistent at corner peeking although the stock rocket launcher is actually better at peeking right handed corners since you can fire rockets around walls without even having to step into sight of sentries (from the right, but it clearly feels worse at peeking from the left).

@Op-gogo Maybe, I've never tried that, but even if you could you would now just be bad at peeking from the right.

@@67tedward you can, but incase you couldnt tell, going into your settings mid fight to flip your viewmodels isnt the most practical strategy

Could you use a bind to toggle left hand viewmodel? 😂

"Weapon Reskins In TF2"

Just like Spy!

I've been using the air strike a lot, and looking back I may have been to harsh on it. If I were to redo the list I'd prob put it in mid-good weapon heaven.

@@TheWhatShow early good weapon heaven for sure. Still a rocket launcher and still wrecks.

​@@TheWhatShow now you have to make now version of this video. NOW!

Facts people shit on the your eternal award or the bonk when they're very good for dealing with sentry nest or the bonk being good for running away or trolling pistol isn't even that important

Fun factor 1 bro wth that shits fun as hell to troll with

He didn't actually do the degreaser 💀

Wise words from the wise spaghetti pizza

*"I'm feeling particularly lazy-"*

26:44 I also just now realized that the Air Strike's model here is gray instead of green for some reason... I am starting to think TheWhat is actually colorblind.

I was genuinely flabbergasted when he put the classic as low as it was, for me personally it is the most fun sniper primary

@@switZ7Q when you use it regularly like I assume you do then yeah I can completely understand.

@@CowKirbo I got it a few weeks ago and have quite literally not switched off of it when playing sniper

Funny gibs go brr

Him saying The Classic is an unfun weapon to use is just a factually incorrect statement, If you can't have fun with The Classic you are either trying too hard or are incapable of producing dopamine. - Made by a member of The Cult of Classic

not everyone does that, and it makes you an easy target to hit

It's only a matter of time.

It does not reduce afterburn tho. It's still the same damage as before.

Piss/Cum push.

Use the gas passer while teamed up with a Scout running the Mad Milk and Sun-on-a-Stick.

Cloak and dagger is also pretty much the only invis watch used in 6v6 since it allows you to sit still and wait for the right moment.

you can 2 shot another demo with the skullcutter, but only if he has 0 heads. only if you are running full demoknight do you have the advantage, but at that point the opposing demo can outstrafe you with the higher speed. it’s good on hybridknight, though, and i still use it because 88 damage is nice.

i use the half-zat or PP when i want to not worry so much about dying.

but it also makes ur charge shorter

Saying greatest is a massive overstatement.

Overstatement

@@virtualcommando7098 one of. in the top 100.

@@PajamaPantsStudios Just seemed like a lie to get a heart or likes. Especially since this isn't too hard to make just very tedious and time consuming

@@virtualcommando7098 exactly. time consuming shit nobody else did yet. for a TF2 video. not done yet.

YEEEEEAH BABY YOU SAW IT TOO

Claideamh more is a good weapon, absolutely needed for some trimps Ullappol caber I'll agree with you with that.

the claymore nerf got undone pretty quickly it doesnt really count

Dude wtf, so many text

@@iamewp what ? you don't know about Weapon Reskins in TF2 have always seemed like a strange case to me. On one hand if you like how a weapon works but hate how it looks it's nice to have another option to choose from. But on the other hand, reskins usually look like they would function differently from their counterpart. And I've always thought it would be neat if cool looking weapons like the maul had more of an identity than "Its the Homewrecker but for rich people" So I took a large number of weapon reskins currently available in the game and gave them their own set of stats ranging from "Slightly modified sidegrade to the original" to "Completely new weapon idea that's not balanced at all but a ton of fun." For this video at least I'm only going to be modifying weapons that are relatively cheap and easily obtainable so it can keep the pay 2 win to a minimum. Basically if its under a key in backpack.tf (tm) or it's directly craftable then its gonna be fair game. I'm also not going to be touching the Original, either of the pyroland weapons, or the Holy Mackerel since even though they're technically reskins, they have enough unique functions that make them notably different from their counterparts. All right lets go. The Three-Rune blade is a really cool looking weapon that just doesn't do it for me. Like sure if you hit somebody with a sword in real life they're probably gonna bleed. But if you made a sword that's so poorly weighted that you're guaranteed to hit yourself if you miss your target then you'd probably be better off not even forging the sword in the first place and just hurling chunks of iron at people. So hear me out, we've already got Demoknight but we don't have Scoutknight. I've always thought it would be really cool if the Three-rune made scout functioned kinda like Demoknight. You have a lot more health, better damage and range, and a slight movement speed buff in exchange for scout taking his medieval roleplay very seriously and refusing to use any non-medieval weapons. Scoutknight would effectively be a sidegrade to Demoknight by trading off health and shield resistances for better movement and secondary utility. I'm actually surprised we don't have a second melee subclass in TF2 already with how much time went into Demoknight. And the Three-rune seems like the most obvious weapon change to make to make that a reality. The Holy Mackerel is notably different enough from stock because the killfeed tracking hits function. However, the Unarmed Combat does basically the same thing as the Holy Mackerel so it does count as a reskin. The Unarmed Combat's basically a meme weapon so I'm not too concerned about making it competitively viable or anything, but I do wanna make it fulfill its role as a funny weapon by giving it funny stats. Since you're slapping people around, why not give it a knockback effect. The knockback wouldn't be much, but you'd be able to get kills with this pretty well just by juggling people around. It would be kinda annoying to fight against but the idea of slapping people off a cliff is funny to me, so I personally like the changes regardless of how effective they may be. The Nostromo Napalmer is technically not a reskin from stock because if you have the entire item set equipped you do more damage against scouts who are wearing the entire alien set, but only like 5 people have ever gotten use out of that specific stat so I'm willing to make an exception. Most of the flamethrowers right now reward you for being as close to your target as possible. So I thought it would be interesting to make a flamethrower that's the opposite, where it has increased flame distance but reverse falloff so you have to keep your target at the maximum possible distance to get the most damage. The increased flame speed would also give the flames more range since their calculation is based on time in the air instead of distance, so essentially its not as much of an ambush tool as much as it is a spacing tool. I have no idea how good or bad this would end up being because its such an "out there" concept, but I think this would be more of a high skill ceiling flamethrower to add to the game, and it would also work well in the Nostromo due to how the original version works in Alien. The Postal Pummeler has such a random design for an Axtinguisher reskin. Like sure, a mailbox as a melee is cool and all, but why make it a reskin to the Axtinguisher of all things. So if not an Axtinguisher reskin, what would a mailbox do? Mail has to travel to reach its destination and a lot of mail travels by air and yeah this is a pyro market gardener. There's not much explanation with this one, the only thing in note is that I added a deploy speed bonus to both negate the jetpack's long holster animation and to give you more time to hit targets with the detonator's smaller jumps. Other than that, I feel like pyro could use a market gardener and these are stats that would be a lot of fun in TF2. And it would make it doubly function by making the mailbox theme make more sense. The Maul is another really cool looking weapon that ends up being boring because of its stats. Because of how futuristic this thing looks, I'd expect it to do something more high-tech than just being a building smasher. So what if we inverted the homewrecker's damage against enemy buildings to provide buffs to friendly buildings instead? What I'm thinking for the Maul is that you'd be able to whack friendly buildings to make them operate a little bit faster. That means sentries would fire faster, dispensers would regenrate ammo and heal faster, and teleporters would take a little bit less time to recharge. This is of course a significant buff to Engineers, so just to make it a bit harder to keep buildings overclocked, the firing speed penalty would probably be necessary. Pybro's currently a great niche that's limited to a single weapon type, and since teamwork based playstyles should be widely encouraged in a game called "Team Fortress 2", getting pyros more option to help out friendly engineers would be a super great addition. The Bootlegger and the Wee Bootie's are 2 weapons that only exist because of their item sets. But even though the Wee Bootie's are consistent with its set, the Bootlegger doesn't really make sense in its context because its set doesn't really work well with any of the shields. So, what if we made it work with Stickyjumping? The new bootleg would effectively be a combination between the Manntreads and the Gunboats, but the Demoman instead of the Soldier. I don't think this really needs that much explanation since there are already similar weapons in the game that you can use as an example if you would wanna imagine how these would work, but having the bootlegger be demoman gunboats would both make a lot of sense and appease a lot of community members, so I think that's a good route to take with them. So then what would the Scottish Handshake be since its part of the same set as the Bootlegger? Yeah, its the demoman market gardener, pretty much copy and pasted from soldier. There are way too many reasons why this makes sense and I'm not the first nor last to come up with this idea, but I will get it out there that I thought about this change years ago before it became popuralized, so yay for being a hipster I guess.Overall making this set focus more on stickyjumping would give demo the proper counterpart to soldier's airborne armament set, which I think the game could certainly use. The Nessie's Nine Iron makes no sense because it completely ignores its source material. In the obscure indie game called "Golf", you don't use golf clubs as swords, even though it would probably make the sport much more entertaining to watch. Golf clubs are used to hit a ball to make it go flying into the air. So the Nessie's Nine Iron should be able to hit players to make them go flying in the air. Basically I'm changing this from an Eyelander that can collect heads to a knockback based sword that also has a sandman projectile built in. Demoknight option that has a launchable projectile would make for a very unique playstyle, since even though you're sacrificing a big chunk of your damage, the projectile range and ability to control what direction players are launched in would make this weapon pair incredibly well with hazard heavy maps. This one is definitely "out there" as far as the stats go and I'm not sure how effective it would even end up being, but it would be a lot of fun to use if nothing else. The Fishcake is a heavy lunchbox that for whatever reason is way more obscure than it really deserves to be, like I'm pretty sure I had a thousand hours in TF2 before I even realized that this existed. So to aid weapons that have become victims of obscurity, we should give this poor fish a reason to be used. My thought with the fishcake is that instead of granting heavy max health to make further fights go better, it should instead grant him a passive health regeneration over the course of 30 seconds, which will also accomplish something similar. 100 health instantly and 8 health per second makes this heal a total of 340 hp, but it does give it back to you slowly meaning that you also have some passive regen during your next combat. I can see this being pretty strong depending on how we tweak the numbers, but I mean cmon, its an obscure reskin of an already bad item, it deserves to have a spot in the line light for at least a little bit.

isnt this a great blue video

@@ironprince72 yes

@@userlaiss1409 im not reading that for sure

And random crits

i sent this then heard the comment abt oddly passionate trolldier mains commenting.. like a book man

People just suck. The brass beast isnt bad, it just requires you to position well and determine when youll be in danger earlier than a stock heavy needs to. Use shotgun and everything is a ok