Eternatus is no doubt the worst to have • Legendary Pokémon • Can destroy buildings • Largest Pokémon at 65 feet tall • If that isn't enough, the Dynamax power, if it doesn't blow up your house, would make your neighborhood a Max Spot and tons of people would start having Max battles and all the Pokémon in a nearby radius would turn giant and destroy even more houses how does this Pokémon exist how can people just carry it around what the heck

Really glad to see the Dratini line in Tier 2. They are simply too polite to upset the Homeowners Association

Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Eevee's spot should be higher. From Ultra Moon, "Its genes are easily influenced by its surroundings. Even its face starts to look like that of its Trainer." This makes Eevee creepier than one would expect.

As far as dragon Pokémon go Cyclizar would be an S tier pet, it even says in the game that many people own them. Free mobility and a friend

i would love a spin-off of this video where you take all the humanoid or near humanoid pokemon and rank em on how good of a room mate would they be

In regards to fire types, there ARE ones you can keep as pets, although only a few. Growlithe: Only really barks and bites and dex entries explicitly mention loyalty and obedience towards their trainer. Arcanine: Same as Growlithe. Ponyta: The mane doesn't catch things on fire. Plus if it trusts you enough, the mane will no longer hurt you when touched. Pansear: The fire is extremely controlled on its head, and the dex entries mention that it loves helping people. It's also known to help make tea. Darumaka: The flame is kept only on the inside of its body. It's also seen as a good luck charm, and its poop was historically used as pocket warmers. Plus, it falls asleep when it gets cold. Litleo: The fire type is its hot blood and does not actually do much with actual fire, unlike Pyroar. Oricorio: It's just a spicy dancing bird.

You might’ve glossed over the fact gastly isn’t just a lil cloud guy but a cloud of poisonous glass meaning if it tried to show affection and got near you, you would more than likely flatline soon after or the second it gets too close

I feel like shaymin would be one of the few rare ones that would be fine

Both Mew and Shaymin would actually make amazing house pets. They are both known to be incredibly friendly and loving. They are also tiny, and adorable!

"all ghost types are bad" BUT..but Mimikyu is a sweetheart. All they want is a friend(i mean there is even a song about how they wants to be your friend and everything!),and as so long no one looks under its cloth, its perfectly safe. It doesn't curse or drain your life force, thus it is the safest among ghost types.

have you ever heard of the Pokémon Hypno? He literally has a pendulum that he swings to hypnotize people to make them DO WHAT HE WANTS, then literally eats their dreams. He has canonically stolen a child. My least favorite Pokémon, just makes me uncomfortable. There is a whole episode in the Anime where Hypno causes a whole town of children to go crazy and act like Pokémon. I mean he’s not all bad he forced Ed Sheehan to pass out

Minior is so tragic man… it can survive if its shell never breaks (i think) but once it does it has about 2 hours before it fades into nothing

6:01 not sure if someone’s already said this but minior dies as soon as it leaves that shell thing, it slowly evaporates into space and it’s gone forever after that, so it is safe but it would basically be a speedrun to cry over the loss of a loved one

The only pokemon I need is Bobo

Altaria is described as super friendly and easy to bond with. I think it should be in tier one with its pre-evolution. But this may just be bias towards my favorite Pokémon lol.

I actually like the idea of Aromatisse as a pet. As humanoids/semi-humanoids go, it's animal-like enough to not make it weird to treat it as a pet, but human-like enough to pose daintily. I can imagine it posing dramatically like a little damsel in distress whenever its food bowl is empty. Also, it doubles as an air freshener. Granted, its fragrance is strong enough to make you lose your sense of smell, and it probably produces horrendous odors when it feels threatened, but it's fluffy, so I'll take it.

my man mentions "every fire type" but casually ignores "every ghost type", "every electric type", "every psychic type" and "every steel type"? a crime

So Drampa MAY be a normal type... HOWEVER. If your kid gets bullied you might have a lawsuit on your hands.

“There’s at least twenty of them” Well, you’re not wrong

Eevee is definitely the best pet. Its a cat dog thing, normal type, vast majority are friendly, and is adorable AF

Looking at how dangerous these creatures are, it kinda makes sense why the Pokémon world is so friendly. If humans treated Pokémon with any hostility, they probably wouldn’t last long.

This is fascinating to watch as a pokemon fan and a wildlife veterinarian student. I want to make my own rankings now because I definitely disagree/want to elaborate on a lot of the Pokemon

i think my boy darkrai would be an incredible house pet 😍😍😍

i think litleo would be a manageable fire type. it says its mane only gets hot when it's battling or extremely angry, so as long as you give it love and care it would be fine.

I swear, if pokemon were real I would SO have a pet Dunsparce.

any pokemon can be a good pet if raised correctly. the difference is if they're badly raised, whether they'll destroy your furniture, your city, or your dimension (looking at you giratina n guzzlord)

I think that leafeon would be the best pet, it eats sunlight and it doesn't like to fight. However it can cut entire trees with one swipe of its tail and will protect its friends so maybe not >.> I'm sold on the low monthly cost of having one though, plus it can help me chop wood!

12:54 "Flammable Animal" would be SUCH a good band name lmao

Bobo looks so happy in the park

i think flareon should be lower personally cause its kinda just. a dog but also i read somewhere it can warm up its body so it can give great hugs ! that being said it definitely would destroy your furniture fire or not cause i have three dogs and we literally had to get a new couch after like a couple months of adopting one of them fnjdjds

Greninja would be a great house pet. He’s just 4’11. That’s one inch from making him your roommate.

Fennekin, even if you don't teach it any fire type moves, will destroy any house plant you ever think of owning due to the fact it has a diet of sticks.

You should make a video about gravel

Most Violet paradoxes would be fine as they're most likely relatively easy to control, iron thorns especially due to ironically being quite passive

Justice for Torchic! He's just a warm boy! And if you can justify the black hole monster that is Gardevoir, Torchic is more than fine!!

I'd like to make a point for any electric type to stay at tier five because electricity can cause fire just as fire can, and victribell too.

Lucario asking if it can eat at the table. "Two legs or four, dogs eat on the floor."

7:05 I LITERALLY TAPPED THE CORNER WHERE THE BALLOON WAS ON ACCIDENT AND IT POPPED AT THE EXACT TIME

Neat analysis video! Thanks for 3:12 Pineco is not a pinecone, it is a 60 cm/2'11" bagworm (Hence the Bug-type.) that will explode without warning if disturbed while eating. 4:39 At 150 cm/4'11", Machoke is the tallest of those 3, & shorter (Slightly, but still.) than 5 feet, let alone 6 feet. 5:13 To Shelgon's credit, they explicitly survive this, according to their Pokemon Moon entry. They also don't drink, & why they survive is, in-universe, unknown. That said, Shelgon's whole biology is seemingly dedicated to rapid cellular metamorphosis to evolve & become Salamence, ASAP, which is impractically dangerous to have around. 8:31 Actually, only 72 kg/158.7 lbs. Not even close to 500. 10:38 Not ice cream, but pure ice. As in, just frozen water, no cream or sugar: It's unironically, born of an icicle that didn't want to melt in the morning sun.

when he mentioned that electabuzz loves to eat electricity, i am reminded of the poor power plant worker in usum that has a magmenite that ate all his power and made the electricity in his home go out, so he had to take him to work, where he also makes the power go out sometimes.

Great video choopster, can I call you choopster? Great, but I think that you should reconsider fire types because I, and many others, are pyro maniacs and having a living flamethrower sounds like fun.

1:32 imagine having literal god as a house pet😂

I love how the majority of pokemon in real life are either your dog, or hellspawn.

Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Bobo the Baboon, as lovable as he is, should really be higher up on the list.

0:17 ahh that iconic catchphrase

All I need is Liligant, she looks too polite to do anything

Fun fact to clarify: Sigilyph (pronounced like "sigil" + "glyph") is based on the Nazca Lines, a series of odd, manmade shapes from more ancient times that are very large. Sigilyph in particular is based off of one called the "hummingbird." Historians still debate what purpose, if any, they were meant to fulfill.

I love goodra but it’s definitely a bit dangerous. While it absolutely loves its trainer,it also has the ability to launch a dump truck into the stratosphere with just its tail

Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Beheeyem's Pokedex entry mentions that it can use the flashing lights on its hands to permanently wipe all of your memories. I am not letting that little freak into my apartment.

Okay but what if you had a giant mansion with one of every Pokémon in it and you had to assign them all jobs to keep the place running? - For property protection, I choose Gengar and Mewtwo as lethal options - Obstagoon if I'd rather leave some trespassers alive to tell the tale. Other Pokémon that are basically guaranteed to drive off or kill intruders are also likely to destroy most of the mansion in the process. - For cleanup and organization, I'd choose Arceus because it can just will things to their rightful places. The next best mon for the job, Hoopa, is canonically mischievous and likes to mess with people, so I wouldn't trust it. Also, I'm assuming the Arceus I have is just a fragment of the real thing like in the games and doesn't have the power to do literally every job at the same time. - For maids and butlers, there's obviously Indeedee, but I'd also entrust the job to Magearna and Ditto. Magearna was built as a gift for a king's daughter, so I presume it'd be good with kids, and the infamous "Ditto face" comes from an anime episode about a Ditto that explicitly sucked at transforming, so I believe a well-trained Ditto could perfectly mimic a human valet, useful for welcoming guests. - For travel to and from, Corviknight has an actual taxi service in Galar, but even still, I'd rather use the Lati twins for their sheer speed. If I need to transport a group, I can use Corviknight and Wailord with carriages tied to their undersides. - For health staff, we can group together healers like Chansey and Audino, food producers like Tropius and Arboliva, and good fitness trainers like Machoke (Machamp's four arms are better suited for construction and renovation than training two-armed beings), Medicham, and Lucario. I'll also throw in Hypno and Cresselia to help me and the others get a consistent sleep schedule. - I can leave my garden in the capable hands of generic Grass-types for planting, most earlygame Bug-types for pollinating, and Rotom-Mow for keeping things tidy.

I think it's perfectly reasonable to not factor in moves. Pokemon could easily be taught movesets that are relatively harmless if they're being kept as housepets. But geez choopo, you really flubbered! You should have included a category for those with evidence they can be successfully domesticated by someone having them as a housepet in the games, like Rhyhorn in Kalos or Victini in Liberty Garden.

Honestly Cubone doesn't seem like it would be that bad as a house pet. It just needs love ❤️

Fire type Pokémon are a hazard, but imagine not having to pay for your gas and owning a LIVING FLAMETHROWER. Do you even know how fun that’d be?

While I recognize that it is much too large to be like, a house-pet, canonically-to-the-show the flames on ponyta (or rapidash? idr which one this is said about, I assume true for both) like, uh, the flames don't burn the rider unless it wants them to? So, like, if you had a ranch, I think it would be find to keep ponyta as long as you made sure it felt safe and also had adequate fire protection. Also, like, among the ones that aren't a bad idea, which would be like, the top 10 best?

14:51 It’s not even just negative it’s just any strong emotions imagine winning the lottery then getting obliterated for being too happy. You would be constantly walking on eggshells trying to be completely emotionless 💀💀💀

10:36 it wants to mummify people, but it’s purely confectional I promise.

I feel as though most of the grass types would need someone who knows how to raise not just an animal, but plant life too. Like Bulbasaur probably has the hybridized needs of a toad and a rafflesia flower.

Dude, I would love a Rowlet in my house. Also Leavanny seems like a good house mate.

Greavard and Houndstone don't kill people. They follow you around forever and don't like having their stone touched but they're actually very sweet dogs.

Any Legendary Pokemon- Don’t Me seeing Dialga: “I like those odds”

people canonically keep rhyhorns as pets in the pokemon universe because of their use in racing in kalos so i feel like they would be pretty okay to have as long as they're outdoor pets

Toge line would all be the most adorable house pets let’s be real

I would want to have tyrantrum as a pet actually! The way he fetches the ball in camp is like a big dog! And you can ride on it to reach destinations that would be epic!

Appletun got a damn good laugh out of me.

your logic is sound, but have you considered the human urge to just "its cute i want to pet it in the face of life threatening danger "

jeez choopo, you really fibbed up! gholdengo-which is a gen 9 steel/ghost type-is canonically very friendly! in the pokédex for Pokémon Scarlet, it is stated: "Its body seems to be made up of 1,000 coins. This Pokémon gets along well with others and is quick to make friends with anybody." so it would absolutely make a good roommate/housepet. having it as a roommate would probably be a better option than having it as a housepet, however, since it is bipedal and is approximately the same size and weight as a small child. (i love your videos, btw!)

Fun fact: most fire pokemon can actually control their temperature meaning that they wouldn't set youre house on fire

Surprised you wouldn’t have the mankey line or vigoroth as a pet

Dratini would be the very happy looking pet that the landlord would let stay despite no pets allowed

What a perfect opening minute to a video

6:01 idk if minior is explained in the games or not but from what i remember watching the anime it's just another sentient (space) rock. also it can glow if specific conditions are met so that's cool

*hears about Shuppet's ability* I think I'mma need that one as a pet...

Geez choopo, you really fibbed up!

I’ve been really loving your channel!!

Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! I didnt see Flygon mentioned anywhere in the lists for tier 1 or 2, but I'd probably put them in tier 1 anyway.

Lilipup line is the best pet Pokémon ever, takes care of you, no risk of accidental danger and is the best boy

8:37 cool shiny pupitar

Fun fact about Cofagrigus: It _literally grabs people, shoves them inside its coffin body, and mummifies them alive._ Needless to say I wouldn't want that in my or anyone else's households.

i just found your channel and i gotta say this is the type of content i live for

3:11 pineco is my fav Pokémon ty for giving it the recognition it deserves

Geez Choopo, you've really Fibbed up! Oh yes, my favorite Pokemon in the third row at 2:55 Glirgar. Also Misdrevious. Haha Rhydon Racing, haha. You got clipped by one and you're dead. Can I hear a Skill Issue?? Haha.

There's also a lot of Pokemon that can help people in their work or homes: Growlithe as a police dog, Machop and Timburr lines as construction workers, Chansey as a nurse and Mr. Mime as a housemaid, just to name a few. How cool would it be to work alongside a Pokemon specifically made for that particular task? It'd be the coolest thing ever!😉👮‍♀👷‍♂👩‍⚕

Now that I think about it, most bills would probably cost next to nothing and the electric bill might be nothing considering how electric pokemon can be generators.

1. This is my first video watching of this guy, so he's probably heard this before but, his aesthetic looks like diet Sam O'Nella 2. "Vaporeon will ruin your carpet" AND THAT'S A RISK I'M WILLING TO TAKE 3. The comment he made about Appletun, fucking took me out, God damn...

Alcremie is my number one choice for a pet. Free whipped cream, baking partner, and if you have a high enough relationship they just give you little snacks. Plus theres so many different forms that you could create an army of them.

Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Fire types should be fine as long as you also have a water type!

Great to be here so early and see another great video

Just found your channel, love the content!

Geez, choopo, you really fibbed up! If we’re letting Pikachu into probably be fine tier, I think Torchic, Tepig, Fennekin, Litten, and MAYBE Scorbunny are safe. Yes, they can make bad flammable fire, but Pikachu can probably destroy your home because lightning strikes can be just as house destroying and those ones aren’t always on fire and can probably control it enough. Scorbunny is a big maybe, though, since that thing’s feet might always be generating heat that can cause fires, but yeah. And that’s just starters, I’m sure there’s a few other… really small ones that are okay under a similar Pikachu Pet Principle as I am now calling it. Only like, the first stage guys, though. Maybe they’re more in the I Probably Wouldn’t area of tiers, since they are still a fire hazard you can cuddle.

Can respect the fear of poison but cannot respect the disregard for my number one boy bulbasaur. Gee choopo. You really fibbed up. For shame. Fantastic video and loving the content you make, recently came across your channel and am enjoying the very obscure niche videos you put out. Keep it up champ 👍

14:27 Wait, what? I was not aware of this, and it's hilarious. Imagine your huge boat sinking because of a pistol shrimp. How do you even prevent that?

13:43 LMAO WHY DID I MISHEARD SHAKE AS SHIT

Was watching this while brushing my teeth. Nearly spit all over my sink when you got to Ditto. "You know damn well why Ditto is here."

Haha this was hilarious, loved it

In the pokedex, it says that people have said that cofagriguses 1. don't remember being human and once was human and 2. mummify you if you get too close which probably means that it either simply dries you up or does the entire process and starts by taking out your organs, so if either of those are true that would not be nice.

Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! The Abra line would be very great pets.They can help you move things, help you with work, they can help you in a zombie apoclypse. They're for every occasion.

Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Appletun is literally the perfect house pet! Its is only one foot tall, doesn't shed, smells good, and is extremely slow. Because of this the ammound of damage that it could possibly do to someones property is low. Plus it is agrass type, and it could effectively help you in freshening up your house and keeping the air fresh. You also get a free all-ntural ferbreeze because of it's scent. plus, what abomination of a human would eat your dog?!?!

Geez Choopo, you really fibbed up on Monchamp. It's a great house pet, it can hold large boxes, without any problems! It also can be great friends with you.

Idk man, a pet that eats depression seems pretty nice.

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