Ranking Every Programming Language Ever (OBJECTIVE, NOT BIASED)

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Hello, everybody, I'm Nick, and in this video, I will rank every programming language ever in an objective, non-biased way. This is the definitive list and if you disagree with it, you are wrong.
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@czachowsky 2 ай бұрын

I almost agree, but MySql should be 1 level higher because it has dolphin in the logo and we all know dolphins are smart, so mysql is smart

@nickchapsas 2 ай бұрын

Look, I get you, but this is an OBJECTIVE list. Dolphins are smart, but Marias are clearly smarter.

@alexisfibonacci 2 ай бұрын

@@nickchapsas nice comeback.

@alexisfibonacci 2 ай бұрын

By the way, very clean and health troll...😀

@DmitryKandiner 2 ай бұрын

Well, looks totally legit to me! The only concern I have, though, is it really a video by Nick Chapsas, or some deep fake? Because, you know, I found no promoted content here.

@nickchapsas 2 ай бұрын

Missed a massive opportunity

@jonathanperis3600 2 ай бұрын

I laughed a lot at this hahahahahahah

@Dustyy01 2 ай бұрын

Everyone knows that every legal C# code is legal java code and vice-versa. Thanks for sharing that advice, Nick!

@ArvinYorro 2 ай бұрын

Java is like C# except you get unsolicited visits from Oracle lawyers

@WaspFree 2 ай бұрын

This is the most accurate list because it's obviously true, not like the other ones.

@nilsree 2 ай бұрын

Good, but you forgot the best programming language; CSS

@nickchapsas 2 ай бұрын

Will redo the list next year to crown the king

@scottvercuski8993 2 ай бұрын

What about 1's and 0's ? it's so easy to code in just plain 1's and 0's. I mean, there's only two keys ... so much easier.

@BittermanAndy 2 ай бұрын

If you were a real developer, you wouldn't need 1s.

@davidtaylor3771 2 ай бұрын

Thanks for putting this together Nick. My team did a similar review last week and came up with roughly the same ordering in our list of approved languages for internal company use.

@Silentsouls 2 ай бұрын

I almost mist the date. Unfortionally i totally agree

@adamtrip_ 2 ай бұрын

With this I can finally decide on what backend programming language to use. HTML for sure! thank you so much Nick!

@TheSilent333 2 ай бұрын

How the heck did you keep a straight face?? This is amazing

@MyCodingDiarie 2 ай бұрын

I've been struggling with this topic, but your video cleared it up for me. Thanks a ton!

@Lucas-gt8en 2 ай бұрын

Finally an ACTUALLY objective ranking of the languages. I built my custom self driving car operating system with a combination of CSS for the logic and a CSV as the database. I can get sub-minute response time for almost all simple queries. I’m still working on getting APM (accidents per minute) to below 5 but we’re getting there! 💪

@kej_pi 2 ай бұрын

True. This will change the future of programmerkind

@anonymousf7byyj 2 ай бұрын

Love it! These types of tier lists end up as “languages I am most familiar with” lists

@pontiv 2 ай бұрын

"if someone disagrees, they are wrong" definitely a historical quote 😂😂

@MyCodingDiarie 2 ай бұрын

I'm addicted to your channel. Can't wait for the next upload!

@MayronDev 2 ай бұрын

Man, I've been waiting a whole year for this video!

@DarenC 2 ай бұрын

Thanks! I learnt a lot! Keep up the good work, friend

@quigley61 2 ай бұрын

Disappointed we didn't see the GOAT that is CSS feature on this list. No one knows how to center a div though so that makes sense.

@mrlaszlo 2 ай бұрын

I love these rankings, a very good point of start for beginners. I am a senior C# software dev, but still like your positive energy how you teach!

@bnm0312 2 ай бұрын

The first language I learned was COBOL and did much of my early career using it. There are insurance companies out there that would no longer exist without my COBOL expertise. So I've got to rank that number one.

@gpapadopoulos 2 ай бұрын

My 1st programming language was Pascal. My 2nd one was COBOL. And I never used it in my career.

@Stor_Man 2 ай бұрын

We need full programming languages tier list :D

@codingbloke 2 ай бұрын

Some people seem to think this is some kind of joke, but that is probably just an artifact of the time zone they happen to be living in. This is clearly a well thought-out serious analysis.

@angrygromit93 2 ай бұрын

What day is it Guys?

@rysiexo 2 ай бұрын

Thanks for reminding me XD. At first I thought he was full of BS, but I forgot the day XD

@caio_fabeni 2 ай бұрын

monday

@ma5thew 2 ай бұрын

@rysiexo Yeah, wasn't sure what is going on until he said MySQL is a language, then it hit me :D

@angrygromit93 2 ай бұрын

@@ma5thew HTML is a language?

@ma5thew 2 ай бұрын

it is, kind of, not that I didn't rise my eyebrow when he said that :D @@angrygromit93

@r14958 2 ай бұрын

Thank you for an amazingly scientific and accurate assessment of programming languages. I will totally base the rest of my software career on these reommendations.

@odelljl 2 ай бұрын

Next year I am going on an out of cellular range cruise on 4/1...

@bogdan.p 2 ай бұрын

Finally someone who actually has an idea about what and how programming languages work.

@dusrdev 2 ай бұрын

I think we need to make April 1st the official abstinence from KZfaq day....

@gpapadopoulos 2 ай бұрын

That's a VERY valid proposal except that we'll miss the jokes....😉

@sockhal4595 2 ай бұрын

Listen, your classement would have been objective if you had put Objective C in the C category 😂

@naftalyweinberger7892 2 ай бұрын

nick, I would like a course, or please a video, on git-hub co-pilot and how to get the best use out of it. thanks

@turcanuioangeorge4750 2 ай бұрын

April 1st video?

@marklord7614 2 ай бұрын

100%

@peone94 2 ай бұрын

I was expecting Objective-C to be at the top of this very objective ranking 😅

@BittermanAndy 2 ай бұрын

Objective-C is objectively a C.

@stephanf17 2 ай бұрын

Gotta love that "Master Ken"-approach. 10/10

@ws_stelzi79 2 ай бұрын

I guess there were some viewers who didn't got the strong sarcastic undertones of this "original" and "totally unbiased" and "totally objective" tier lists. Also your LinkedIn post about this really had to be liked like crazy. I mean this would have been one of the best LinkedIn posts of April first! 😉😇

@NickMaovich 2 ай бұрын

I saw preview and thought that I would kill for my boi C#

@TaSwavo 2 ай бұрын

LOL I have to question MySQL being a programming language. It's a variant of SQL which is a language. Do that many businesses use the nuances of MySQL over SQLServer or Oracle SQL etc.? PHP is C that creates HTML and seamlessly uses MySQL. So is that additive or multiplicative? Also, depending upon usage some languages like Go (which I saw as 'C with garbage collection' because I hadn't completed my learning) are very targetted to a niche - in this case multithreading. So if that is your main aim that is #1 - so I'm told. What was nice was you had Perl in the list. I had to learn Perl years ago because some guy had written part of a long process in it - for no reason other than CV building as far as I could see :) Always love your content - laughed out loud when you concluded "All these others I don't use so they are an F" and you didn't even smirk or wink :D Not even a mention of the date posted ;P

@sultonbekrakhimov6623 2 ай бұрын

Almost forgot what day is today 😂

@mariocamspam72 2 ай бұрын

Your humor is amazing, please include more of your snappy personality in normal vids

@xelit3 2 ай бұрын

omg, how many times have you cut to laugh doing this? it's hilarious! 🤣

@FlorianDelorean 2 ай бұрын

This is objectively the most objective video I have ever seen 🤣

@margosdesarian 2 ай бұрын

Hey!! i have that O'Reilly Perl book ! (Never read it though)

@gabrielilie4460 2 ай бұрын

Bro went fully ballistic on this one xD

@hachiq2154 2 ай бұрын

The best PL ranking i`ve ever seen

@sergeyz.5845 2 ай бұрын

it`s the first dis after js above c# for a moment. even in fun video!

@brianm1864 2 ай бұрын

You've never used Visual Basic?!?! Wow... thankfully you still got its ranking of F correct.

@F1nalspace 2 ай бұрын

Why PHP is not at the top? Yes it is old, but its still one of the best backend languages ever made - due to its insane performance and scalability. Also you missed Delphi from Embarcadero, which is still actively in use for so many projects behind the scenes. It should be at least below S...

@rubenferreira1888 2 ай бұрын

Don't forget that all PHP devs ride lambos

@andywest5773 2 ай бұрын

Okay, you got me. I thought you went temporarily insane.

@yvanricardoecarrigomez 2 ай бұрын

1:10 I know this is a bait to generate comments, but the answer to your question is: "because it's part of the IETF standard since 1996".

@spikedgav 2 ай бұрын

I missed this becuase I stay off the internet on certain days of the year

@dirkschannel5817 2 ай бұрын

Section 1: Nick is always right. Section 2: I case he is wrong, section 1 applies.

@SuperLabeled 2 ай бұрын

"Everyone knows you love your second child more than your first" Nailed it.

@neoklisvarsamos771 2 ай бұрын

I have to confess that I got angry until I understood what day it was 😂. Happy Fool's Day Nick!!!

@leetaeryeo5269 2 ай бұрын

So close, but you need Objective-C in SSS spot, because we all know that the more brackets your language uses, the better it is.

@com0oan 2 ай бұрын

Very objective, thank you sir 😉

@CharlesBurnsPrime 2 ай бұрын

Why did you ake this into a video? All we need is the ranking chart for permanent future reference.

@dominoday 2 ай бұрын

LinkedIn comments: "Amazing video Nick! Great knowledge!"

@fercocq 2 ай бұрын

Sometimes I forget that April 1st is fools day in some countries xD

@abhayprince 2 ай бұрын

it ended too soon. I was having fun. Hope you create a SQL to this video

@lukewebber5562 2 ай бұрын

D'oh. April 1st. Gotcha.

@christopherscalzo9966 2 ай бұрын

You should change the title now that it is not April 1th!

@ryan-heath 2 ай бұрын

Seeing the length of this video and its title, I call it april foolsday without watching it. Try little harder next year 😂

@gpapadopoulos 2 ай бұрын

Yeah right! We believed you now!😂

@nickst0ne 2 ай бұрын

I guess I'm gonna have to drop C# and become a HTML developer.

@StuartQuinn 2 ай бұрын

Released after noon. Doesn't count as a legitimate April's fool!

@gpapadopoulos 2 ай бұрын

You're on the wrong time zone, or you forgot to switch to daylight savings time.

@paramjotsingh4019 2 ай бұрын

Forgot that it was posted on 1st of april...

@SpaceShot 2 ай бұрын

As stated this is the most objective ranking so i think is an oversight that Objective -C did not land in S+ tier... objectively speaking

@AldoInza 2 ай бұрын

it probably should have gone in O tier by itself

@yupii1997 2 ай бұрын

At first i thought he was being serious, then i checked the calendar 😂

@darrin.morgan1 2 ай бұрын

Hey, you missed my favorites with COBOL++, PL/2, ALGOL/Z and BAL

@waldehuebli6854 2 ай бұрын

True and objective. But to show that you REALLY have no BIAS you need to put C# into B Tier. Maybe even to C to its forefathers.

@gpapadopoulos 2 ай бұрын

Where's the B programming language? I can't see it!

@the_cheese_cultist 2 ай бұрын

missed opportunity to pronounce sql like sequel

@bilbilzabeli3828 2 ай бұрын

I always thought a programming language must be Turing - complete, it must allow for memory manipulation thru variables, it must allow performing logical and mathematical operations, loops etc, it must be able to work with the file system of the host computer and so on... I am not the 24/7 developer of HTML5, but if I am not wrong, most, if not all of these features are not part of it. So in my humble opinion, HTML is a language, with its own solid grammar, but not a "programming" language. I may be wrong, and I truly appreciate if someone cares to prove me wrong.

@ElOroDelTigre 2 ай бұрын

Also jQuery, which is a better Angular, needs to be in the list higher than JS because JS is Just Script but JQuery has also query capability, it's in the name.

@Sz-hi7wj 2 ай бұрын

best ranking ever

@nickchapsas 2 ай бұрын

Facts no cap

@FataliSMus 2 ай бұрын

I can't find out what's the point of such a ranking, I mean in general. These are just tools, and their relevance depends on the context. You can rank them, of course, if you specify the aspect(s) of the ranking.

@papciuszkin 2 ай бұрын

As soon as I was HTML I knew what was up

@ansh51 2 ай бұрын

Today obviously is the official day for being totally objective and not biased

@elladakku1300 2 ай бұрын

Happy April 1st

@VladyslavHorbachov 2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the best ranking ever, appreciate your honesty P.S. I was expecting a Rickroll at the end

@computer9764 2 ай бұрын

The TechLead has reincarnated

@SajadJalilian 2 ай бұрын

The best video about this topic ever

@hjalmarhengstmann7686 2 ай бұрын

😂 Good one. Happy April fools day

@ivanp_personal 2 ай бұрын

Amazing 1st April ranking! But it is a bit biased, because C++ should have been the best, and the rest below as ranked.

@Vengeance404 2 ай бұрын

Seeing the video length I was expecting it to be C# at the top and the rest F, but I can also get behind this ranking.

@warny1978 2 ай бұрын

It's missing visual basic script, which is at least S if not VBS, and when the name of a programming language is a rank, it really means that it deserve to be this rank.

@RamanSabchuk 2 ай бұрын

This is the best rating that I have ever seen!

@jan5310 2 ай бұрын

Windows batchfile language is hands down the best, versatile, performant, featurerich and easy to understand language.

@zbaktube 2 ай бұрын

I am a bit sad that you do not encounter privacy measures. 😞 If you count it, the Whitespace programming language should be in the "S" (Super Cool) category. You hardly can tell any other language where it is safe to print out the source code and carry around with yourself openly. Also, how can the list be objective without objective-c?

@urixcorp4919 2 ай бұрын

Good ranking.

@StianHanger 2 ай бұрын

This list is clearly wrong. MySql is obviously the correct answer, especially coupled with Flomp and YellowGem3, obviously only on mobile tho.

@EpicVeper 2 ай бұрын

I don't know how to use them. Can't argue with that

@AndrewJonkers 2 ай бұрын

You are not entirely wrong.

@gregoirebaranger1696 2 ай бұрын

Finally, a ranking with Kotlin #1! ... What do you mean, "look at the date"?

@gpapadopoulos 2 ай бұрын

April 1st??? 😂

@user-lt7rn4of7y 2 ай бұрын

Genius video for April 1. It subtly trolls on mainstream languages like python, rubby, C, C++. The author's true goal is not to show the best languages, but to point out that most popular languages except C# are garbage:))

@C00l-Game-Dev 2 ай бұрын

This implies that Nick took the time to learn javascript

@peep39 2 ай бұрын

I am happy for this mote of scientific research on a day otherwise riddled with hijinks.

@Timlaare 2 ай бұрын

Next video: I owe you another apology.

@francois-joubert 2 ай бұрын

And CSS at level S+ 😂

@nickchapsas 2 ай бұрын

CSS is so GOATed that it has its own list that only has an S Tier and it contains CSS only

@mirkogeffken2290 2 ай бұрын

I mean only Objective C has objective in the name, I hate it, but objectively shouldn’t that be S and every other one F since they failed to put Objective in the name? Or maybe they get a D, to reserve a spot for Subjective C?