Ranking The Real-Life Driving Abilities Of Every Mario Kart Character

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Жыл бұрын

How good would every Mario Kart character be at driving in real life? Get the uneducated opinion of a guy who does not drive in this first-of-its-kind ranking video.
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0:00 - 3:35 Literal Babies
3:35 - 9:52 Multiple Fatalities
9:52 - 19:00 Road Menaces
19:00 - 25:57 Somewhat Incompetent
25:57 - 37:57 Safe Drivers
37:57 - 38:29 Post-Video

Пікірлер: 70

@HardDriveMag Жыл бұрын

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@andymcclurg9916 Жыл бұрын

Who doesn't have MK8D at this point

@mbletz3958 Жыл бұрын

@@andymcclurg9916 Me

@dameonpigeon2736 Жыл бұрын

The biggest knock against wiggler as a driver is he does have anger issues so he may be prone to road rage

@ethanmedeiros9715 Жыл бұрын

Wario is objectively the safest driver because he is too greedy to EVER let himself need an insurance claim.

@logantesdell3954 Жыл бұрын

Wario would cause an insurance claim, hide the body so that a claim couldn't be filed against him, and then repair the damage to his car himself. He's forcing people off the road left and right.

@keaton5101 Жыл бұрын

wario would get in an accident and then have a whole game about making enough money to pay it off

@strangejune Жыл бұрын

He probably has fake insurance documents to avoid even paying for insurance.

@kingslushie1018 Жыл бұрын

Bro 😂

@Ashen-Crow Жыл бұрын

Dude I'm watching this high and it's the funniest shit I've ever seen no joke. I just gotta add that Bowser can hide in his shell and be virtually immortal to a vehicle crash, and he's also consistently maniacal, so realistically he would be crashing helicopters into buildings killing dozens of people and walk out unscathed and also immune of being arrested.

@liamreeves344 Жыл бұрын

bowser would bounce around in his shell on impact and get severe bruising and damage, like the brain hitting the inside of the skull in a collision

@moosesues8887 9 ай бұрын

@@liamreeves344he has no brain he puts a axe at the end of every bridge he builds

@GaldirEonai Жыл бұрын

I was wondering "where is he going with this" when you picked Peach, and then the punchline hit and damn near floored me. Well done.

@willcooper8028 Жыл бұрын

Waluigi is probably suicidal he is definitely at risk of veering into oncoming traffic

@Radar_of_the_Stars Жыл бұрын

King Boo cannot touch the pedals, he's completely safe

@paige_404 Жыл бұрын

Honestly you're so right about the poor showing of female characters in the Mario series. Personally, I will not rest until Nintendo gives us Wapeach.

@leacwm Жыл бұрын

I think rosalina is honestly top 2 with wario, she can fly spacecraft and is generally sensible

@corey6536 Жыл бұрын

Don't forget that Mario has to drive his plumbing van around a busy city every day for work. I think he's much safer than Wario.

@mrshmuga9 Жыл бұрын

6:45 “How is Shy Guy gripping the wheel?” How is Boo pushing the gas pedal?

@pauldaulby260 Жыл бұрын

King boo can't even start the car, safe as houses

@martindwhitman Жыл бұрын

Damn this one really makes you think

@OtherMomo Жыл бұрын

Dry bowser isn't just dead, isn't JUST royalty, he's ALSO BOWSER. I'm saying this before I got to the Wet Bowser ranking but I'm sure he doesn't rank highly.

@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk 9 ай бұрын

Wet Bowser

@gabrielrussell5531 Жыл бұрын

Both Mario and Wario have flown planes in their platformers. Wario in the opening of Wario Land 3, Mario in Mario Land 1. Both are competent at operating vehicles. Mario can also operate a submarine.

@hekonaleeinos5510 Жыл бұрын

I knew about Shy guy ; this mask has to obstruct his vision, at least partially.

@willcooper8028 Жыл бұрын

Yeah peach is killing everybody

@MushKinPuff Жыл бұрын

35:07 Incorrect. Bowser drives a car in his World 1 and World 🏰 Boss Fights in Super Mario 3D World, and Toad drives a bus at the beginning of Luigi’s Mansion 3.

@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk 9 ай бұрын

Bowser drives in a straight line with no traffic. Toad would be decent tho

@CaptainAstronaut Жыл бұрын

Wario makes sense. He loves money, so he'd probably drive safe to not damage his expensive vehicles

@sammorin254 Жыл бұрын

Diddy has proven to be able to canonically outrace a space tyrant pig in both car and plane. No way he has less handle on vehicles than any of these characters.

@DtrJr Жыл бұрын

hes also cool as fuck

@zooms7889 Жыл бұрын

4:30 i'm American and i'm pretty sure who you're talking about, mostly because last week, someone brought her up in my Philosiphy class as a real life example of someone who started life happy but went downhill from there xD

@logantesdell3954 Жыл бұрын

Wario choosing to KO everyone in front of him in smash with his motorcycle until it breaks, and then continuing to do so with the parts means that he should be nowhere but the multiple fatalities tier. He is a very skilled driver for sure, but he uses those skills to kill.

@chrispo7610 Жыл бұрын

I believe smash does not count, wario would never allow himself to die, but he dies in smash

@FrankEShaw05 Жыл бұрын

You really thing wario would let his bike get destroyed and then have to spend more money on a new bike just to kill someone when he could easily just pick them up with one hand, spin them around, throw them and make them explode

@Scribblersys Жыл бұрын

Best Resident Evil 4 review I've ever read

@GSBarlev Жыл бұрын

You're wrong about Daisy. Daisy has tremendous freedom (no direct line to the throne), enormous wealth and a strong desire to differentiate herself from her sister. What does a royal like that do? They buy expensive cars. And what happens when someone with cars, wealth and connections shows *any* amount of driving skill? They form a racing team. Daisy has driven the 24 hours of Le Mans. Daisy has test-driven for Formula 1. If Daisy were ever to be involved in a driving fatality, it'd be because the prototype car she engineered suffered a catastrophic failure and careened into a bollard right after breaking the Silverstone lap record.

@KimoKeine Жыл бұрын

I believe Daisy has both the ability and motivation to commit vehicular homicide. For the safety of my sources I cannot reveal the reasons. But she should be in Menace tier.

@keiyakins Жыл бұрын

Daisy is *on* the throne, isn't she? And is actually ruler of an empire, not a kingdom

@GSBarlev Жыл бұрын

@@keiyakins Oh no you're totally right.

@YoshisIslandFan2 Жыл бұрын

'we have a reputation for blonde princesses on the road' *wait- 💀💀💀*

@AkashianRecords Жыл бұрын

Keep in mind: Queen Bee, Lakitu, Petey, Metal Mario, and Funky/Diddy Kong are put into the games not as anything else but promotion for games at that time (Queen Bee was for Mario Galaxy, The Kongs were for Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze, Metal Mario is for the iconic Mario 64, etc.)

@keaton5101 Жыл бұрын

never have i seen someone really lay into shy guy so much as this. i didnt realize he deserved it

@Gerd0 Жыл бұрын

Luigi deliberately doesn't get snow tires

@FrankEShaw05 Жыл бұрын

The koopalings would probably be capable individually but if they ever drove a car they would squeeze all 7 of them in the front 2 seats and all fight over the steering wheel and end up killing 50 people

@MrF3legendary Жыл бұрын

Epic video, I have to trust the opinion of the guy who beat Iudex Gundyr first try

@moonbun690 Жыл бұрын

My car insurance went up just thinking about this

@titojdavis8374 Жыл бұрын

The Wario low rider is spotless, can't get dings on a car that nice, needs his own tier. Would have put toad above luigi too. toad would be a super annoying and slow driver, but he is a chauffeur. Luigi is the image of the most terrifying person to ride with

@robhillen8007 Жыл бұрын

Metal Mario is such a weird character to have to rank. He logically should just be Mario with a powerup, but the games treat him like he's a separate entity. If you go with the former, then it's just Mario's rank if he could survive any car crash, and the later is impossible since he has literally no lore or characterization.

@gabrielrussell5531 Жыл бұрын

If we need someone to replace the babies, might I recommend Captain Syrup? (Proper Arab CS, not the whitewashed redhead from Shake It) The roster is lacking in major villains and female characters, plus the Wario Land series could use some love.

@Kanrararaa Жыл бұрын

bowser has children so i think he'd actually be quite a safe driver

@someeggplant Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk 9 ай бұрын

Only when they're riding along, and he immediately goes mad on the road the moment he drops his kids off.

@andymcclurg9916 Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be interested in this topic at all of Fudj didn't make the video. Would King Boo even be able to touch the wheel or pedals since he's incorporeal?