This has no right to make me giggle like that damn

if this is a twenty one pilots joke imma cry

nahhh let's go with 19 /j

@@beesbrownies 24

@@jamlpe 20.5

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sebryn r/ihadastroke

@@1997DodgeDurango if there's time and you haven't posted it to Reddit can you please put me in a yellow hexagon in the post

Truth!

Bro more like 15 have you heard I'm bo yo

I’m 23 and don’t know what I want to do

31. Still no clear aspirations for a career path.

@@MayorBrownn I'm 32. Don't worry about it. I'm pretty sure nobody decides where they land. Unless they already have money.

anyone who says shut up liam is homophobic and promotes isis

Liam Frangos shut up liam

Liam Frangos shut up liam

@@HelloHello-vk5ob lol

Liam Frangos Shut up Liam

All the parents nod in agreement

its too early in the morning glory

to read another allegory story

the father, reads a little bit farther

assuring the assured that they need not bother

CXSaltwater It’s because he just turned 46.

@@kobefan5901 Are you slow

Muda Ora Muda Yes

a lot more flamboyant

Well he's a fenimnem eminem a slim shady lady

Holy shit. (pun intended)

I didn't knojw what that meant but I'm glad I do know, because as a trans person, that line just is made that much more powerful.

Ok, but is he saying that any female consuming the body of Christ is basically transgendered at that point?

And what does winos at the eucharist station mean?

Looona Mooon wino is a term for an alcoholic, specifically someone who drinks a lot of wine. the "eucharist station" is referring to the eucharist, which is the ceremony where they commemorate the last supper by drinking wine and eating bread.

@Hungpa Big man so to understand it you have to suppose it is real first?

The most accurate part of the song is how modern Christians just mumble uncomfortably as they explain away those parts of the Bible where God *literally* explains the logistics of buying and selling slaves; they just squirm and wince and say, “something something Old Testament?... um, Jesus was different, because he was, like... all about... love and stuff? It’s, like, a metaphor or something???”

@Hungpa Big man I hate participating in religious debates so this is going to be my only comment but I’d just like to say: God is wrathful, vengeful, and mocks us, but he’s good? I sense a contradiction.

@Hungpa Big man If god is all powerful, why tf couldn't he just not kill himself and... you know forgive without blood sacrifice Like humans do... everyday For a god that is incomprehensibly good, smart and powerful he sure is a fucking idiot. Not to mention that he chose to communicate through the MOST vulnerable to interpretation method of communication ever invented, writing

@@sh4dowveil749 god is either not real. Or he’s a big steaming bag of shit floating in space somewhere and decided to conjure up humanity to fuck around and find out.

Hail

Diana Buffamanti Straight up though

Diana Buffamanti Totally XD!!! lol the butt hurt christians.

Diana Buffamanti There's a cult worth joining!

Diana Buffamanti Isn't that ironic

Isn't that a good thing?

+Krystal Fox Actually this song is more against the hypocrisy of Catholics and how they believe they should worship or how God is. It doesn't really attack the Bible directly, but I understand why someone would believe that.

+Oldmanmcnoober Alright, I admit, I forgot about that part. That's my b.

+Beta Knight Bo did come out as agnostic/atheist recently so I think he actually meant to contradict the bible

oldmanmcnoober *cough* Catholicism is a part of Christianity, alongside all of the Protestant beliefs such as Eastern Orthodoxy. The more you know!

@Remus Sry to hear that. Welcome to the Atheists and good luck

Matic Matic It’s their fault for being bullied? And whilst not all religious people are like that, it is a massive issue within the Catholic Church.

Fuck the church. Your relationship with God is between you and God. If he can't accept you he doesn't deserve your praise.

I'm transgender too as well as bisexual. I never believed in god myself but I came from a Christian family and it was horrid coming out. My own mom referred to me as a d*ke and said maybe there was pills to fix me. That she was worried about me going to h*ll. Pushed me deep into atheism, lol. According to science we are all beautiful beings of nature the way we are, according to religion we are all sinners and need to change to be truly loved.

Hope you find your own prop,e that accept you for who you are. Stay strong bud.

i want to go Outside

-no, don’t.-

@@RandomPerson-me9qn just made one wanna join

@@qiqi9583 u need 3 people to start a religion im in we need one more

@@marthamayes6902 I'm in :)

he did a good Ray Romano impression when saying Debra

I need to see that!

***** Debra Messing is an actress who was the character Grace on a popular TV show called Will & Grace, it ran from like the late '90s to mid 2000s. He is talking about how she is fingering herself.

also played Mary Magdalene in "Jesus"

Oh, damn, makes it even better

RennWickam I know this is a 2 year old comment, but holy fucking shit that's funny.

_Holy_ fucking shit? I see what you did there.

Shout out emo philips!

RennWickam godlike

I know this comment is 3 years old but... *can I have my bike back please...?*

Probably be just as effective 😂

AHAHAHA!!! BRILLIANT!! 🤣🤣🤣✨✨✨

literally though, i love it

Might actually work better, be more outlandish and more likley to be noticed therefore

@@renderedobsolete everybody says "you must have gone to a bad church" not realizing that literally every church I've ever attended would do this exact thing.

You have trauma because the church you went to was knit picky?

@@andrej8413 Fun fact! Telling a literal child that they will suffer eternal torture for simply asking a question isn't good for them!

I had one preacher in my life who wasn't like this at all... And then they fired him 😭😭😭 Replaced him with someone much worse who was pretty much what the song is talking about

​@recognizablebrandname I find most churches don't focus on the hell part,have you ever been to a church?

indeed

Agreed completely.

single every single day

Malintha Rathnaweera he can do it every single day

Paint 121 make them single ladies say,

Isnt that ironic xD

+Justin Sheppard Isn't that: I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C

+SimonBRUH8217... again I wanted to say it😂😂 insnt that i-r-o-n-i-c

and you have 66 up thumbs

Justin Sheppard I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C Edit: I see someone beat me to it

as a queer person I think it almost needed it to make a point, bc that’s how they see us.

don't be picking and choosing your favorite white straight men who can say slurs 😐

@@1tsmqddy420 nah I will

@@grapejuicerry1982 yeah nobody from "our" community likes you lol

@@1tsmqddy420 and who made you the president of ''your'' community? you seem to be making all these decision for people so i wanna know who let you know that its up to you to decide who gets to think what and when they do it

And the beat switch there is so good too. 13 years later this is still straight 🔥🔥🔥

I agree😂😂😂

You just have the small earphones you put IN your ears. then you make the cord go over your back not your front. have you phone/iPod next to you. P.S. Read carefully and you'll pull it off, I do...

Mary Waller i have been trying to figure that out since i heard this cause i wanna do that

you can always put the cord of the ear phones under your t-shirt and hide the plugs with your hair

My grandma used to blackmail into going to church so before I said fuck it I'm not going I used to play on my phone, listen to stuff, read stuff. Basically whatever.

Mary Waller I listened to KoRn in church once.

XD Who doesn't love him?

every westboro baptist church member

We had an assembly to raise the schools "spirit" and we all had to dance. the macarena came on and I stood in the back doing head shoulders knees and toes. And then I prayed that no one saw me acting ridiculous.

Terri Bell I wish I could do that xD

LMAO +Terri Bell

+et I'm not too sure about that, in his song "From god's perspective." he's more about acceptance. He seems to be under the belief we all argue too much, and should instead focus on making our time here enjoyable.

+Asd fg He has stated that he is an atheist

Nuka Cola I'm aware of his stance, I would just prefer if he would maybe take time to talk about it more in depth. I think it would be interesting.

Nuka Cola No actually I haven't heard that podcast. Thanks for informing me! :)

#boburnhamForPresident2016

Wait he stopped doing music can you tell me when this happened

@@shizzle1690 4 years ago. He’s started making films now, check out Eighth Grade.

@@shizzle1690 he stopped doing stand up because his mental health was declining dud to it. He decided to direct in movies instead but I've seen ppl saying he wants to get back into comedy but just doesn't know how

He just put a new special on Netflix at the beginning of June 2021

@@aimee2338 You should watch inside.

(please keep in mind that this is just my opinion but/ Lessons like allowing prostitution and slavery? Honestly I think the old testament should be ruled out by now because too many people take it's words by heart even though the new testament wrings out it's importance.

@@razhah4282 So god can be wrong? Then he can be wrong in the new testament too. So better not follow that shit either.

@@floatable5816 Dude, it was people who wrote that, not God. That's why you aren't meant to take it extremely seriously.

​@@just__vibing​If it's written by people, I'd rather not take it seriously at all.

@@edgytheedgehog8618 That's okay, it's all up to you

It's vauge muscular man.

FuhQ Vague*

FuhQ yep

Dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword

coolL1CHman the vague bish

I right with Ya lol

Same

Someone talked about that two years before you.

That smug-ass look at the end killed me😆

I know right

Same tho

It’s too catchy!

I relate a lot to the lyric "Thank you for making me rich and white". I'm a Christian from a poorer area, our neighbours are Christians from Nigeria, both our families can feel kinda excluded in our own church sometimes because it's set up for middle-to-upper-class families who've never felt hungry, never had to pick what essentials to buy (food or new shoes because the old ones have fallen apart? Or new clothes for the kids because theirs are beyond repair?) and never felt scared for their homes before. We want to change the church to help more people like us - there are plenty of churches for the upper class citizen - but the church leaders are happy with how it's currently run and don't want to change it.

Same

Jack Frost you know he’s ranting on how stupid religion is right?

@Hungpa Big man ok

bby_char LMFAO

@Hungpa Big man i'd really like you to shut the fuck up

Haven't heard much rap, have you?

Solatic Syot Haven't heard much jokes, have you? I've heard a lot of rap it's just I can relate to this better than the ones I've heard.

Rapping is overrated except for the people who take it seriously my eminem, bo, and some other famous rappers and singers. Not some dude slurring curse words in to a microphone and calling it "art"

InsertLogo Wut?

CanisLupis138 "i dont f*ck with you" isnt respectable. basically what i was trying to say

That's the joke.

Criminal Comet I know, I was just stating that I like that, because it did take me a few watches to notice that.

Zombifull Oh, ok. That makes more sense.

He's T posing

@@Welp__ damn it you beat me to it

Right click the video and click loop. That way you can stop hitting replay, since it will replay itself.

+Samantha Hazel I am on mobile

Metal?

+LittleChicken oops I meant medal it was late and I was tired cut me some slack xD

youtube added a loop button its the best thing ever

I was legit just thinking like, I get a really Lin-y vibe from Bo here.

*gapes for like 3 hours*

Emily oh my god I knew it sounded familiar

I don't get it... please explain...

Deborah Messing is an actress who played "Grace" on the TV show "Will & Grace" ... you can do the rest I assume

,

She did Mary if the song is accurate.

+Jared Carson she also played mary-magdalen in Jesus

Dan Monio same. just a year for me though.

i told my mom straight up and stuff and she cried. I'm not sorry. Listen, bro, if your parents do something terrible cause you wont believe, that's their fault and they have to live with themselves. trust me it should be fine. If your parents are half decent people.

Samuel McGriff thanks, man.

Better preach the bible than overused memes.

+Dan Monio I started out slowly. Went from saying "I think I'm agnostic" to "I am agnostic" to "I'm an atheist". I think warming my mom up to the idea over a few years made her more ok with it, even though she's pretty religious. Trying to explain why you're an atheist to die hard religious people is pointless. They have to realize it for themselves.

Good job on copying the description

Navya Chauhan you have saved my life

French traduction here! = (Je suis allé dans une école catholique pendant quatre ans, Et je suis aussi allé au garage band pendant 20 minutes, Et c'est le produit de cela. Frappez-le.) Tous les sièges aux messes dominicales, Rempli des culs massifs de la masse, Les cours passent aussi vite que la mélasse. Lunettes de lecture cérémonielles Lisez un peu de Lévitique. Tous les enfants sont un peu trop petits pour ça. Tous les parents acquiescent - "Je pense que je peux voir vaguement ce qu'il voulait dire." Il est trop tôt dans la gloire du matin Pour lire une autre histoire d'allégorie, Le père, lit un peu plus loin, Assurer aux assurés qu'ils n'ont pas besoin de s'embêter "Quand Dieu, au verset 45, a dit que les esclaves pouvaient acheter, Il voulait dire que les gens, depuis le début Chacun a des esclaves dans son cœur. Des choses que nous avons vendues ou achetées, qui sont obligées de cueillir notre coton moral Dieu nous appelle à les libérer, à libérer nos cœurs de l'esclavage ... Et alors que Dieu continue d'expliquer la logistique d'achat et de vente d'esclaves ... " (Euh, il, ju-- la Bible sorta comme, euh, c'est comme des fautes de frappe didn '-) Dans le dos, je m'assois et je fais un signe de tête aux battements qui sortent de mon iPod Mon dieu, ils commencent à prier Et sur la musique, je peux les entendre dire "Cher Dieu, cher Seigneur, cher vague homme musclé avec une barbe ou une épée. Cher bon être qui voit tout, mon chemin ou la route Yahvé. L'anti-masturbateur à boules bleues, le grand haineux fagot qui aime tout, Je voudrais remercier ta sainte puissance de m'avoir rendu à la fois riche et blanc Et bien que ce soit votre jour de repos, je viens à vous avec une demande Il y a tellement de douleur au-delà de ce clocher, Guerres et drogues et sans-abri. Tristesse, où il devrait y avoir de la joie! La haine, le viol et Soulja Boy. Un monde dans l'obscurité a besoin de votre lumière, donc je suis sûr que votre emploi du temps est assez serré Mais mon chien vient de subir une intervention chirurgicale si vous pouviez y remédier en premier ... Jésus! Les doigts de Debra Messing dans un lieu saint, "Je vous salue Marie pleine de grâce." Obama, pourriez-vous donner un peu d'espoir au Pape Je connais deux mecs qui veulent s'enfuir Voir l'église a dit "non" pour que les frères ne puissent pas faire face. Les bros peuvent tâtonner mais les bros ne peuvent pas faire face, Ils étaient amoureux et ils ont été édictés Qui a dit que non? Benoît l'a fait. Parce qu'en terre sainte du seigneur, il est le propriétaire sainte et les bites sont expulsées. Parce que tu peux être un Benoît si tu as été une bite sous Benoît mais Vous ne pouvez pas avoir de Benoît parce qu'il n'y a qu'un seul pape et une seule bite Quoi? Ouais, une bite sur un pape c'est Tout comme un savon sur une corde parce que c'est Inutile, sauf en prison, jetez vos bibles, le Christ est ressuscité! Alléluia, maintenant il pleut des hommes, Parce que le sex-ratio est de 1 à 10. Winos à la station Eucharistie, justification transgenre Jésus n'était pas le messie, reviens, je suis hérétique et je suis en feu C'était Œdipe, et ces nuits saintes La sainte putain de Christ. Je suis un blasphème après Katrina en croisière dans la marina, En croisade pour les aides à la croisière Et exploser FEMA Tu es trop tard, nous sommes baisés, nous n'avons pas besoin de toi. Au nom du Père, du Fils et du Saint-Esprit Tête, épaules, genoux et orteils Tournez le nez, prenez cette pose. Hé macarena!

+VarietiesOfBlue It's fine, but you obviously haven't heard much rap if that's the case.

+Mei Ki It only makes sense that the two people with anime avatars think this is the best rap verse ever.

oh shit, i like anime oh fuck better stop posting my opinion on social media sites

If you like Bo, I think you'd like Lilly Dicky also. He makes comedy raps and has a similar flow.

I subscribe to him, too! I like them both. I'd never thought about rap with comedy influences before watching either of them.

Bolor The Rat and i love you (4 years ago)

he said he was in catholicism not christianity which pls know they are different

@I Don't Know girl shut up

lmao ikr

@@CozyGoes the catholic church is a Christian church. or are you under the impression that only protestants are Chrisitan?

Perfide Aime now THAT'S funny 😂

Time for new parents

According to the Bible she's not allowed to speak in church so she's kindof a hypocrite.

Damn white Christians really don't joke :/ -signed by a Muslim arabic who showed From God's perspective to my mom and she laughted and said she had to admit that he's good

yea.... this aged really well

Fr

***** Holy nights refers to the time when he had sex with his own blood, and the messiah saying he spoke, or in this sense did the will of god.

holy shit that's a clever rhyme

IHaveACoolName i see why he paused so long, he was mourning cause no one got it lol

+nunya biznich Sorry, I still don't get it?

nunya biznich thats gold

She also played Mary in "Jesus (1999)" So... Theres that.

Thanks

I love Fort Minor, Mike Shinoda For the Win!

All of the sound effects are from GarageBand lol

I already knew this was believe me. I've listened to "The Rising Tied (2005" so many times I can't count

in "Eff" original minus or not?

Alex Gaming pretty much all Christianity, not just Catholicism

The song is also about how Priests touch kids, and Christianity promoted Slavery as a law...

@@tricksfollies9549 denouncing without punishment is as useful as "thoughts and prayers"

@@tricksfollies9549 did they go to jail?

I was raised as a catholic I was a religious kid till 8th grade when I started to be weirded out by the messages they were trying to send

Healing the world with ~*comedy*~

I am healing the world with comedy

much better than every rapper IMO though it shouldn't be a comparison someone does

Well to be fair he sat down and wrote this, it probably took him quite a while. There's no denying he's talented but you can't really compare him to the more talented rappers, who do this stuff off the top of their head.

+LittleChicken Thats true but I'm referring more to these untalented rappers like Fetty Wap and Lil Yachty who seem to be very popular at the moment

Ipod

@@pattiepyaari8828 sorry, what i meant to say was "mix cd"

@@DontMockMySmock no I was just surprised how long ago that seems lol or even mix cds

@@pattiepyaari8828 i'm sorry, what i meant to say was "mix tape"

Yeah, you should start wearing mixed fabrics and see how he reacts.

Something really important I realized as and adult is that no one is inherently smarter (or better) than someone else. As a disabled female introvert raised Catholic in America, I believed for years that people older, richer,and seemingly more important than me were right whenever I was in doubt. That’s so far from being true. From old conservatives making fun of non-binary teens on TikTok to judges in favor of prosecuting people who’ve experienced miscarriages, this is proof that wisdom doesn’t come with age. We can’t control most things, but that doesn’t mean we have to accept them.

How are you doing these days my friend?

I know you commented this 3 years ago, but are you doing okay? Just wanna check in and all.

calystic That kind signifies shit has gone DOWN BRO!

Omg its almost like we watched the same video😆

+Beyond Crazy! Somehow your reply is even more unoriginal than someone quoting the video.

+megasonicgeo I may not agree with what you're saying, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Psycoholic2008 You gotta appreciate the sweet vanilla scented irony there though, implying the OP was an unoriginal comment while at the same time being an unoriginal comment. Hell at least the quoted part varies video to video whereas the "omg its almost like we watched the same video" is always identical.

+Psycoholic2008 Calling his comment unoriginal by no means infringes on his right to post it.

im in church rnnnnn

u gon be sent to an exorcist dont do it-

Pls tell us if you did it. And how it happened. Pls I need to know

@@lilith6972 its been nearly a year, sadly there hasnt been any talent shows due to problems with the music department but if the situation ever arises then ill definitely be tempted.

@@kitsune630 thanks you so much for that answer, i hope dearly that they’ll be bring it back soon -greetings from France

Gracie Tagert I second this motion. Can we all agree on this?

Agreed

Ok I'm glad we all agree.

Gracie T. All 5 of us.

Mr. Grimm you mean all 6?

When I hear "massive asses", I imagine ass in the sense of asshole, not fat people. Just my experience with churches...

Good. Praying is ineffective anyway.

IceMetalPunk In what way?

BaconMan In the only way that counts: observationally. There have been several studies on prayer's effectiveness, and in every one, it's as effective as a placebo. In other words, taking a sugar pill helps sick people as much as praying does, without the need to worship an idea.

BaconMan In every way beyond a placebo.

***** Because people ascribe more power to it than it has. Yes, the placebo effect is real, but no, it can't cure most diseases or injuries or disasters. When people think their prayers are helping others, they tend to do less actual helping and tend to seek less actual help. What people believe doesn't affect me personally and directly and instantly, but so what? I live as a social animal in a society full of people who ARE affected by it. And I AM affected by the things that affect societal progress, which religious beliefs hinder. If you can't see why people believing evolution is fake and the null hypothesis isn't important and prayers work and morality is absolute is harmful to everyone in that society, then you're not looking at the bigger picture. Zoom out of the focus on the individual and look at the society as a whole.

How did that go over?

Didn't fail :)

We have this thing called 'Christian Ethics', which is essentially where they shove Catholic beliefs down our throats in hope that they can brainwash into believing and fully and unconditionally supporting a corrupt system. Not sying Christianity is bad, no religion REALLY is, but it's the corrupt people abusing their followers and their power over them to spread hate and intolerance.

@@communistsharks6889 I agree. Religion isn't the problem is the way bad persons use it to gain power and make a corrupted systems that gain then still work. And when you don't fit the mold they tattoo you with the heretic sign on your name. And the sheeps keep crying. And follow. Somehow, I ain't Christian (Muslim) but I one of the things I saw on the... Idk bible ?, that we are lost sheep. Jesus is goddamn right we are. Since we let thoses ppls guide us we must be really really lost.

No. No one else did.

Hm. That sucks

XD yeah i did too!

Illuminati confirmed

Caz Smitten I heard it xD

den danny yeah I'd try to use it to make my spoken English better. Took about a year of light practice.

A year??????

I'm emotionally inarticulate

I understood that reference!

@@Sleipne I'm glad someone did

@Hungpa Big man what? If I read the 3 little pigs, I don’t think that a wolf is going to blow my house over in a couple minutes, so why should the Bible be any different

@Hungpa Big man No, there is no evidence of a world ending flood and the ONLY account of anything from Jesus' time about his divine nature is the new testament which was written DECADES afterwards

@Hungpa Big man yes Plato exists in the account of a philosophers book, Jesus exists in a book that claims to be written by an omnipotent omniscient omnibenevolent being

@Hungpa Big man You might say that his commandments are moral yet he actively wants many of his followers to slaughter cities in the bible. The ten commandments ONLY apply to other Israelites

@Hungpa Big man Did you miss the part where God commanded his followers to slaughter entire cities except for the virgin women, who were to be the soldiers sex slaves?

I did the second time I saw this

i memorized it the second time i saw it, too lol BO IS THE BEST!

and the fact that this is a comedy rap, when 90% of the rap you are referring to is thought of as serious "real rap" yet still has next to no meaning compared to this funny ass masterpeice xD

H¥pΣr N¤vα "Funny ass masterpiece". Even if you had put the hyphen in there, XKCD has ruined me for such phrases.

IceMetalPunk say wut

Yeah, most real rap and original rap is all shunned and underground. It's all about catering to an expanded audience. It's not used as it was originally used for, so now it's about Partying and YOLO and not caring about anything.

schlatt pfp ily

hi I'm the T😩

HEEEY MACARANA!

in the name of the father, son and holy ghost head, shoulders, knees and toes turn up your nose, strike that pose. HEY MACARENA!

same tho

Raping*

LDL Tots He had the right spelling.

***** Dont know if serious or joking about rape

***** Well this is a mess..

in my opinion its better in 1.25

As a Christian, I agree.

As an Agnostic, I as well agree.

If you don't mind may I ask how you justify the points raised in this video? (Not trying to be hostile just genuine curiousity)

+Geo what? I dont know... Sorry

+Madd Panda Like the point that according to the Bible you can buy slaves, along with an explanation of how you should manage them, and that you can't be gay. Why do you stay Christian even after knowing that? That's far from the only time the Bible does stuff like that by the way. There's a lot more bad than good in there.

+I'm procrastinating Bruh Melodic Hip Hop

look up what pumpkin music....you won't be disappointed also, take this from what pumpkin kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hLWbmKmA0KubfqM.html

what where?

Around about 3:20 3:21

That is a record scratch?

It's definitely not the record scratch. It comes shortly afterwards, it's very subtle.

SparrowHavvk It's the record scratch and the crowd.

agreed, this was amazing.