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boburnham

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13 жыл бұрын

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@RennWickam
@RennWickam 9 жыл бұрын
I asked God for a bike, but I know that's not how God works. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
@tootiredforthis1
@tootiredforthis1 6 жыл бұрын
RennWickam I know this is a 2 year old comment, but holy fucking shit that's funny.
@ajcolucci4684
@ajcolucci4684 6 жыл бұрын
_Holy_ fucking shit? I see what you did there.
@tommyoneil9128
@tommyoneil9128 6 жыл бұрын
Shout out emo philips!
@Raptor-cr1se
@Raptor-cr1se 6 жыл бұрын
RennWickam godlike
@pineapple2112
@pineapple2112 5 жыл бұрын
I know this comment is 3 years old but... *can I have my bike back please...?*
@jamlpe
@jamlpe 4 жыл бұрын
he must've been in garage band for longer than 20 minutes. at least 21 minutes
@morbidcurio1667
@morbidcurio1667 3 жыл бұрын
This has no right to make me giggle like that damn
@awoogaoogabooga3590
@awoogaoogabooga3590 3 жыл бұрын
if this is a twenty one pilots joke imma cry
@beesbrownies
@beesbrownies 3 жыл бұрын
nahhh let's go with 19 /j
@jamlpe
@jamlpe 3 жыл бұрын
@@beesbrownies 24
@beesbrownies
@beesbrownies 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamlpe 20.5
@Dovahween
@Dovahween 3 жыл бұрын
Bo was a lyrical genius at 19 years old. Me at 19 didnt even know what the fuck I wanted to be when I grew up.
@thisguyy
@thisguyy 3 жыл бұрын
Truth!
@PDXDario
@PDXDario 3 жыл бұрын
Bro more like 15 have you heard I'm bo yo
@MayorBrownn
@MayorBrownn 3 жыл бұрын
I’m 23 and don’t know what I want to do
@wck
@wck 3 жыл бұрын
31. Still no clear aspirations for a career path.
@djs2085
@djs2085 2 жыл бұрын
@@MayorBrownn I'm 32. Don't worry about it. I'm pretty sure nobody decides where they land. Unless they already have money.
@gascan7333
@gascan7333 4 жыл бұрын
2:50 “Winos at the Eucharist station, transgendered substantiation.” For those of you that don’t know the process in which the priest turns the bread into the body of Christ is called Transubstantiation. Substantiation also means to prove something with evidence. That is some next level word play right there. Bo Burnham is a goddamn genius.
@vextronx
@vextronx 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. (pun intended)
@seamusroryorion8192
@seamusroryorion8192 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't knojw what that meant but I'm glad I do know, because as a trans person, that line just is made that much more powerful.
@joeb588
@joeb588 4 жыл бұрын
Ok, but is he saying that any female consuming the body of Christ is basically transgendered at that point?
@ultracrepidarian9871
@ultracrepidarian9871 3 жыл бұрын
And what does winos at the eucharist station mean?
@picksey4736
@picksey4736 3 жыл бұрын
Looona Mooon wino is a term for an alcoholic, specifically someone who drinks a lot of wine. the "eucharist station" is referring to the eucharist, which is the ceremony where they commemorate the last supper by drinking wine and eating bread.
@amber5266
@amber5266 8 жыл бұрын
"In the name of the father, son and holy ghost. Head, shoulders, knees and toes..." omg did not just go there "Turn up your nose, strike that pose..." no, he did not just turn this into the macarena "HEEY MACARENA" okay, I love him.
@elijelibeli6282
@elijelibeli6282 8 жыл бұрын
XD Who doesn't love him?
@nu.vibes47
@nu.vibes47 7 жыл бұрын
every westboro baptist church member
@inhadeous
@inhadeous 7 жыл бұрын
We had an assembly to raise the schools "spirit" and we all had to dance. the macarena came on and I stood in the back doing head shoulders knees and toes. And then I prayed that no one saw me acting ridiculous.
@elijelibeli6282
@elijelibeli6282 7 жыл бұрын
Terri Bell I wish I could do that xD
@randommartian743
@randommartian743 7 жыл бұрын
LMAO +Terri Bell
@jaimiehi444
@jaimiehi444 8 жыл бұрын
"All the kids are a little too little for this" I like that line.
@Itslibster
@Itslibster 7 жыл бұрын
All the parents nod in agreement
@dogfilter5169
@dogfilter5169 7 жыл бұрын
its too early in the morning glory
@tomfoolery7797
@tomfoolery7797 7 жыл бұрын
to read another allegory story
@themrsawyermonster
@themrsawyermonster 7 жыл бұрын
the father, reads a little bit farther
@dogfilter5169
@dogfilter5169 7 жыл бұрын
assuring the assured that they need not bother
@colinhorwedel9668
@colinhorwedel9668 4 жыл бұрын
Eminem's been kinda quiet since this dropped...
@liamfrangos3277
@liamfrangos3277 3 жыл бұрын
anyone who says shut up liam is homophobic and promotes isis
@HelloHello-vk5ob
@HelloHello-vk5ob 3 жыл бұрын
Liam Frangos shut up liam
@oleiosocool
@oleiosocool 3 жыл бұрын
Liam Frangos shut up liam
@liamfrangos3277
@liamfrangos3277 3 жыл бұрын
@@HelloHello-vk5ob lol
@sportsfan8404
@sportsfan8404 3 жыл бұрын
Liam Frangos Shut up Liam
@mothersuperior2673
@mothersuperior2673 4 жыл бұрын
Just saying, when he says "I think I can vaguely see what he meant" I laughed at first, but then I remembered that I ask my mum what some parts of the Bible meant and she didn't know. I don't ask anymore.
@GabrielOliveira-gx1ec
@GabrielOliveira-gx1ec 3 жыл бұрын
@Hungpa Big man so to understand it you have to suppose it is real first?
@theocean1973
@theocean1973 3 жыл бұрын
The most accurate part of the song is how modern Christians just mumble uncomfortably as they explain away those parts of the Bible where God *literally* explains the logistics of buying and selling slaves; they just squirm and wince and say, “something something Old Testament?... um, Jesus was different, because he was, like... all about... love and stuff? It’s, like, a metaphor or something???”
@oxymoronic717
@oxymoronic717 3 жыл бұрын
@Hungpa Big man I hate participating in religious debates so this is going to be my only comment but I’d just like to say: God is wrathful, vengeful, and mocks us, but he’s good? I sense a contradiction.
@sh4dowveil749
@sh4dowveil749 3 жыл бұрын
@Hungpa Big man If god is all powerful, why tf couldn't he just not kill himself and... you know forgive without blood sacrifice Like humans do... everyday For a god that is incomprehensibly good, smart and powerful he sure is a fucking idiot. Not to mention that he chose to communicate through the MOST vulnerable to interpretation method of communication ever invented, writing
@user-rj1pk2io3e
@user-rj1pk2io3e 3 жыл бұрын
@@sh4dowveil749 god is either not real. Or he’s a big steaming bag of shit floating in space somewhere and decided to conjure up humanity to fuck around and find out.
@rendros88
@rendros88 7 жыл бұрын
holy shit he's a brilliant songwriter
@jacksmith2033
@jacksmith2033 7 жыл бұрын
Grg Trz bo would approve of you're profile picture
@sebryn7007
@sebryn7007 4 жыл бұрын
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@tart9692
@tart9692 4 жыл бұрын
_Cebinsh _ excuse me what
@1997DodgeDurango
@1997DodgeDurango 3 жыл бұрын
sebryn r/ihadastroke
@hifalcongaming7731
@hifalcongaming7731 3 жыл бұрын
@@1997DodgeDurango if there's time and you haven't posted it to Reddit can you please put me in a yellow hexagon in the post
@jttdiana
@jttdiana 9 жыл бұрын
Bo Burnham is my new religion
@edibaber5525
@edibaber5525 9 жыл бұрын
Hail
@wr17ful
@wr17ful 9 жыл бұрын
Diana Buffamanti Straight up though
@DigitalFire5000
@DigitalFire5000 9 жыл бұрын
Diana Buffamanti Totally XD!!! lol the butt hurt christians.
@chrishogue7823
@chrishogue7823 9 жыл бұрын
Diana Buffamanti There's a cult worth joining!
@vetonrecica5558
@vetonrecica5558 8 жыл бұрын
Diana Buffamanti Isn't that ironic
@remus3623
@remus3623 4 жыл бұрын
This is kind of a vent song for me. I went to catholic school from kindergarten through 6th grade and my last few years there were hell. I tried to hold on to religion after I came out as transgender, but the “loving” religion was full of people who made me resent it. I’m atheist now and while I’m not mentally the best, I’m pretty sure I would be dead if I stayed within that community.
@sinnvolltasche2169
@sinnvolltasche2169 4 жыл бұрын
@Remus Sry to hear that. Welcome to the Atheists and good luck
@aimee2338
@aimee2338 4 жыл бұрын
Matic Matic It’s their fault for being bullied? And whilst not all religious people are like that, it is a massive issue within the Catholic Church.
@ThatWeirdGuy7708
@ThatWeirdGuy7708 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck the church. Your relationship with God is between you and God. If he can't accept you he doesn't deserve your praise.
@scorpio1699
@scorpio1699 3 жыл бұрын
I'm transgender too as well as bisexual. I never believed in god myself but I came from a Christian family and it was horrid coming out. My own mom referred to me as a d*ke and said maybe there was pills to fix me. That she was worried about me going to h*ll. Pushed me deep into atheism, lol. According to science we are all beautiful beings of nature the way we are, according to religion we are all sinners and need to change to be truly loved.
@samfilmkid
@samfilmkid 3 жыл бұрын
Hope you find your own prop,e that accept you for who you are. Stay strong bud.
@thedusktohisdawn3890
@thedusktohisdawn3890 2 жыл бұрын
I have copious amounts of religious trauma. And this song describes it. The church never answered my questions and instead told me I was going to hell for asking questions about holes in their stories. They would always knit pick things from a certain line in a certain chapter but refuse us context.
@Skyisgoingbacktopluto
@Skyisgoingbacktopluto 2 жыл бұрын
@@renderedobsolete everybody says "you must have gone to a bad church" not realizing that literally every church I've ever attended would do this exact thing.
@andrej8413
@andrej8413 2 жыл бұрын
You have trauma because the church you went to was knit picky?
@recognizablebrandname
@recognizablebrandname Жыл бұрын
@@andrej8413 Fun fact! Telling a literal child that they will suffer eternal torture for simply asking a question isn't good for them!
@Neiroe
@Neiroe Жыл бұрын
I had one preacher in my life who wasn't like this at all... And then they fired him 😭😭😭 Replaced him with someone much worse who was pretty much what the song is talking about
@bigcheese8447
@bigcheese8447 4 ай бұрын
​@recognizablebrandname I find most churches don't focus on the hell part,have you ever been to a church?
@mayyorokakumi
@mayyorokakumi 7 жыл бұрын
wow eminem sure looks different
@kobefan5901
@kobefan5901 5 жыл бұрын
CXSaltwater It’s because he just turned 46.
@mudaoramuda6224
@mudaoramuda6224 5 жыл бұрын
@@kobefan5901 Are you slow
@kobefan5901
@kobefan5901 5 жыл бұрын
Muda Ora Muda Yes
@residentalien818
@residentalien818 5 жыл бұрын
a lot more flamboyant
@socl1970
@socl1970 5 жыл бұрын
Well he's a fenimnem eminem a slim shady lady
@chrisdominic6236
@chrisdominic6236 8 жыл бұрын
i just love the hidden life lessons Bo throws in most of his songs
@cabbageman3065
@cabbageman3065 8 жыл бұрын
Isn't that a good thing?
@Star-ml2no
@Star-ml2no 8 жыл бұрын
+Krystal Fox Actually this song is more against the hypocrisy of Catholics and how they believe they should worship or how God is. It doesn't really attack the Bible directly, but I understand why someone would believe that.
@Star-ml2no
@Star-ml2no 8 жыл бұрын
+Oldmanmcnoober Alright, I admit, I forgot about that part. That's my b.
@shannontaylor5197
@shannontaylor5197 8 жыл бұрын
+Beta Knight Bo did come out as agnostic/atheist recently so I think he actually meant to contradict the bible
@Patar145
@Patar145 7 жыл бұрын
oldmanmcnoober *cough* Catholicism is a part of Christianity, alongside all of the Protestant beliefs such as Eastern Orthodoxy. The more you know!
@taakotuesdays
@taakotuesdays 4 жыл бұрын
im ending all of my future prayers with "in the name of the father, son, and Holy Ghost, head, shoulders, knees, and toes, turn you your nose, strike that pose, hey Macarena!"
@vh8542
@vh8542 4 жыл бұрын
Probably be just as effective 😂
@herotwomew6321
@herotwomew6321 2 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHA!!! BRILLIANT!! 🤣🤣🤣✨✨✨
@kanishka0717
@kanishka0717 2 жыл бұрын
literally though, i love it
@sillyguy_5559
@sillyguy_5559 5 ай бұрын
Might actually work better, be more outlandish and more likley to be noticed therefore
@user-gz8rn7hc7z
@user-gz8rn7hc7z 7 жыл бұрын
we can make a religion out of this
@Uncultivated_
@Uncultivated_ 5 жыл бұрын
i want to go Outside
@RandomPerson-me9qn
@RandomPerson-me9qn 3 жыл бұрын
-no, don’t.-
@qiqi9583
@qiqi9583 3 жыл бұрын
@@RandomPerson-me9qn just made one wanna join
@marthamayes6902
@marthamayes6902 3 жыл бұрын
@@qiqi9583 u need 3 people to start a religion im in we need one more
@harleytheapothecary7849
@harleytheapothecary7849 3 жыл бұрын
@@marthamayes6902 I'm in :)
@Deep-Rest
@Deep-Rest 8 жыл бұрын
I hate how no one reacts to the line: debra messing's fingers in a holy place, "hail mary full of grace." In all versions of this song, even since the UMBC performance
@JasonBorn89
@JasonBorn89 8 жыл бұрын
he did a good Ray Romano impression when saying Debra
@NotCreativeForThis
@NotCreativeForThis 8 жыл бұрын
I need to see that!
@Deep-Rest
@Deep-Rest 8 жыл бұрын
***** Debra Messing is an actress who was the character Grace on a popular TV show called Will & Grace, it ran from like the late '90s to mid 2000s. He is talking about how she is fingering herself.
@clutch_pants
@clutch_pants 8 жыл бұрын
also played Mary Magdalene in "Jesus"
@Deep-Rest
@Deep-Rest 8 жыл бұрын
Oh, damn, makes it even better
@oliviad4431
@oliviad4431 9 жыл бұрын
holy fuck bo is so talented and like i cant even walk up a flight of stairs without tripping how
@ava9365
@ava9365 6 жыл бұрын
I agree😂😂😂
@kamford8822
@kamford8822 6 жыл бұрын
I love at 1:30 when he says “dear god all seeing being” and does this motion with his body where he leans back a bit and then comes forward. Hella suave
@BenThere_DoneThat
@BenThere_DoneThat 2 ай бұрын
And the beat switch there is so good too. 13 years later this is still straight 🔥🔥🔥
@anomalousjester4426
@anomalousjester4426 6 жыл бұрын
I AM A CHRISTIAN AND I JUST ONE THING TO SAY ABOUT THIS SONG I approve.
@bellehand7285
@bellehand7285 6 жыл бұрын
Same tho
@kiritomachida7305
@kiritomachida7305 6 жыл бұрын
It’s too catchy!
@ka-im5nd
@ka-im5nd 6 жыл бұрын
I relate a lot to the lyric "Thank you for making me rich and white". I'm a Christian from a poorer area, our neighbours are Christians from Nigeria, both our families can feel kinda excluded in our own church sometimes because it's set up for middle-to-upper-class families who've never felt hungry, never had to pick what essentials to buy (food or new shoes because the old ones have fallen apart? Or new clothes for the kids because theirs are beyond repair?) and never felt scared for their homes before. We want to change the church to help more people like us - there are plenty of churches for the upper class citizen - but the church leaders are happy with how it's currently run and don't want to change it.
@peachfuzz2340
@peachfuzz2340 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@eathypeathy2184
@eathypeathy2184 6 жыл бұрын
Jack Frost you know he’s ranting on how stupid religion is right?
@sanctusinfernusrecords
@sanctusinfernusrecords 10 жыл бұрын
so everyone in the comments is talking about the actual meaning of this song and i'm just sitting here laughing my ass for because of the hey macarena at the end...
@aleksisdignard1675
@aleksisdignard1675 9 жыл бұрын
I right with Ya lol
@septicdragonshannonroot9254
@septicdragonshannonroot9254 7 жыл бұрын
Same
@rustykettle6889
@rustykettle6889 7 жыл бұрын
Someone talked about that two years before you.
@skeliskellington5233
@skeliskellington5233 6 жыл бұрын
That smug-ass look at the end killed me😆
@ava9365
@ava9365 6 жыл бұрын
I know right
@GunnerAstro
@GunnerAstro 10 жыл бұрын
Ah bo, this is some of your greatest work.
@anjadekkers923
@anjadekkers923 10 жыл бұрын
indeed
@vorpal22
@vorpal22 10 жыл бұрын
Agreed completely.
@MalinthaRathnaweera
@MalinthaRathnaweera 7 жыл бұрын
single every single day
@paint1216
@paint1216 7 жыл бұрын
Malintha Rathnaweera he can do it every single day
@brendonuriealltimesupplier3960
@brendonuriealltimesupplier3960 7 жыл бұрын
Paint 121 make them single ladies say,
@tupvox1730
@tupvox1730 3 жыл бұрын
this is the one time im ok with the f slur, this song is fkn great
@grapejuicerry1982
@grapejuicerry1982 3 жыл бұрын
as a queer person I think it almost needed it to make a point, bc that’s how they see us.
@1tsmqddy420
@1tsmqddy420 3 жыл бұрын
don't be picking and choosing your favorite white straight men who can say slurs 😐
@grapejuicerry1982
@grapejuicerry1982 3 жыл бұрын
@@1tsmqddy420 nah I will
@1tsmqddy420
@1tsmqddy420 2 жыл бұрын
@@grapejuicerry1982 yeah nobody from "our" community likes you lol
@skrrtskrrtbrrpbrrp
@skrrtskrrtbrrpbrrp 2 жыл бұрын
@@1tsmqddy420 and who made you the president of ''your'' community? you seem to be making all these decision for people so i wanna know who let you know that its up to you to decide who gets to think what and when they do it
@jacobguthrie6231
@jacobguthrie6231 6 жыл бұрын
In case you are wondering whether God actually said it was okay to buy slaves, take a gander at Leviticus 25:44-46. I'll quote from the NIV Bible: "44 Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. 45 You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. 46 You can bequeath them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly."
@allterran7093
@allterran7093 4 жыл бұрын
(please keep in mind that this is just my opinion but/ Lessons like allowing prostitution and slavery? Honestly I think the old testament should be ruled out by now because too many people take it's words by heart even though the new testament wrings out it's importance.
@floatable5816
@floatable5816 4 жыл бұрын
@@razhah4282 So god can be wrong? Then he can be wrong in the new testament too. So better not follow that shit either.
@just__vibing
@just__vibing 4 жыл бұрын
@@floatable5816 Dude, it was people who wrote that, not God. That's why you aren't meant to take it extremely seriously.
@edgytheedgehog8618
@edgytheedgehog8618 4 жыл бұрын
​@@just__vibing​If it's written by people, I'd rather not take it seriously at all.
@just__vibing
@just__vibing 4 жыл бұрын
@@edgytheedgehog8618 That's okay, it's all up to you
@coolL1CHman
@coolL1CHman 9 жыл бұрын
Dear god. Dear lord, dear mascular man with beard and a sword.love it
@Jelloh_
@Jelloh_ 9 жыл бұрын
It's vauge muscular man.
@xGhost4000x
@xGhost4000x 9 жыл бұрын
FuhQ Vague*
@coolL1CHman
@coolL1CHman 9 жыл бұрын
FuhQ yep
@claraheadstrong2143
@claraheadstrong2143 6 жыл бұрын
Dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword
@arsonleblanc2005
@arsonleblanc2005 6 жыл бұрын
coolL1CHman the vague bish
@justsimon4196
@justsimon4196 8 жыл бұрын
This is a rant on religion, and there are 666 dislikes...
@justinsheppard7829
@justinsheppard7829 7 жыл бұрын
Isnt that ironic xD
@justsimon4196
@justsimon4196 7 жыл бұрын
+Justin Sheppard Isn't that: I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C
@jomariesings
@jomariesings 7 жыл бұрын
+SimonBRUH8217... again I wanted to say it😂😂 insnt that i-r-o-n-i-c
@cBodhi
@cBodhi 7 жыл бұрын
and you have 66 up thumbs
@helix9685
@helix9685 6 жыл бұрын
Justin Sheppard I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C Edit: I see someone beat me to it
@navyachauhan2261
@navyachauhan2261 6 жыл бұрын
All the seats at the Sunday masses, Filled with the mass's massive asses, Classes pass as fast as molasses. Ceremonial reading glasses. Read a little bit of Leviticus. All the kids are a little too little for this. All the parents nod in agreement - "I think I can vaguely see what he meant." It's too early in the morning glory To read another allegory story, The father, reads a little bit farther, Assuring the assured that they need not bother "When God, in verse 45, said that slaves are okay to buy, He meant that people, all from the start Each have slaves within their hearts. Things, that we have sold or boughten, that are forced to pick our 'moral cotton' God calls us to set these free, free our hearts from slavery... And then as God goes on to explain the logistics of buying and selling slaves... He was messin' around... Jes- Jes- Jesus is sort of, like... " In the back, I sit and I nod to the beats that are bumpin' from my ipod My god, they're starting to pray And over the music I can hear them say, "Dear God, dear Lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword. Dear good all-seeing being, My way or the highway Yahweh. The blue-balled anti-masturbator, the great, all-loving faggot hater, I'd like to thank your holy might for making me both rich and white And though this is your day of rest, I come to you with one request There's so much pain beyond this steeple, Wars and drugs and homeless people. Sadness, where there should be joy, hate and rape and soulja boy. A world in darkness needs your light, so I'm sure your schedule's pretty tight But my dog just had leg surgery if you could fix that first... Jesus! " Debra Messing's fingers in a holy place, "Hail Mary, full of grace." Obama, could you pass some hope to the pope I know a couple dudes who wanna elope See the church said, "Nope" so the bros can't cope. The bros can grope but the bros can't cope They've been in love, they've been addicted Who said they shouldn't? Benedict did. Cause in the holy land of the Lord, he's the holy landlord and dicks are evicted. Cause you can be a Benedict if you've been a dick under Benedict but You can't have Benedicts because there's only one pope with only one dick What? Yeah, a dick on a pope is Just like a soap on a rope, cause it's Pointless, unless in prison, Throw up your Bibles, Christ has risen. Hallelujah, now it's raining men, Because the gender ratio is 1 to 10. Winos at the eucharist station, trans-gendered-substantiation Jesus wasn't the messiah, get back I'm a heretic and I'm on fire It was Oedipus, and those holy nights The holy motherfucking Christ. And I'm a blasphemah, post-katrina, cruising the marina. On a crusade to cruise aids And blast fema You're too late, we're fucked we don't need ya. Amen, In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost Head, shoulders, knees and toes Turn up your nose, strike that pose. Hey macarena!
@heisen8640
@heisen8640 5 жыл бұрын
Good job on copying the description
@fatimareyes627
@fatimareyes627 5 жыл бұрын
Navya Chauhan you have saved my life
@lilith6972
@lilith6972 2 жыл бұрын
French traduction here! = (Je suis allé dans une école catholique pendant quatre ans, Et je suis aussi allé au garage band pendant 20 minutes, Et c'est le produit de cela. Frappez-le.) Tous les sièges aux messes dominicales, Rempli des culs massifs de la masse, Les cours passent aussi vite que la mélasse. Lunettes de lecture cérémonielles Lisez un peu de Lévitique. Tous les enfants sont un peu trop petits pour ça. Tous les parents acquiescent - "Je pense que je peux voir vaguement ce qu'il voulait dire." Il est trop tôt dans la gloire du matin Pour lire une autre histoire d'allégorie, Le père, lit un peu plus loin, Assurer aux assurés qu'ils n'ont pas besoin de s'embêter "Quand Dieu, au verset 45, a dit que les esclaves pouvaient acheter, Il voulait dire que les gens, depuis le début Chacun a des esclaves dans son cœur. Des choses que nous avons vendues ou achetées, qui sont obligées de cueillir notre coton moral Dieu nous appelle à les libérer, à libérer nos cœurs de l'esclavage ... Et alors que Dieu continue d'expliquer la logistique d'achat et de vente d'esclaves ... " (Euh, il, ju-- la Bible sorta comme, euh, c'est comme des fautes de frappe didn '-) Dans le dos, je m'assois et je fais un signe de tête aux battements qui sortent de mon iPod Mon dieu, ils commencent à prier Et sur la musique, je peux les entendre dire "Cher Dieu, cher Seigneur, cher vague homme musclé avec une barbe ou une épée. Cher bon être qui voit tout, mon chemin ou la route Yahvé. L'anti-masturbateur à boules bleues, le grand haineux fagot qui aime tout, Je voudrais remercier ta sainte puissance de m'avoir rendu à la fois riche et blanc Et bien que ce soit votre jour de repos, je viens à vous avec une demande Il y a tellement de douleur au-delà de ce clocher, Guerres et drogues et sans-abri. Tristesse, où il devrait y avoir de la joie! La haine, le viol et Soulja Boy. Un monde dans l'obscurité a besoin de votre lumière, donc je suis sûr que votre emploi du temps est assez serré Mais mon chien vient de subir une intervention chirurgicale si vous pouviez y remédier en premier ... Jésus! Les doigts de Debra Messing dans un lieu saint, "Je vous salue Marie pleine de grâce." Obama, pourriez-vous donner un peu d'espoir au Pape Je connais deux mecs qui veulent s'enfuir Voir l'église a dit "non" pour que les frères ne puissent pas faire face. Les bros peuvent tâtonner mais les bros ne peuvent pas faire face, Ils étaient amoureux et ils ont été édictés Qui a dit que non? Benoît l'a fait. Parce qu'en terre sainte du seigneur, il est le propriétaire sainte et les bites sont expulsées. Parce que tu peux être un Benoît si tu as été une bite sous Benoît mais Vous ne pouvez pas avoir de Benoît parce qu'il n'y a qu'un seul pape et une seule bite Quoi? Ouais, une bite sur un pape c'est Tout comme un savon sur une corde parce que c'est Inutile, sauf en prison, jetez vos bibles, le Christ est ressuscité! Alléluia, maintenant il pleut des hommes, Parce que le sex-ratio est de 1 à 10. Winos à la station Eucharistie, justification transgenre Jésus n'était pas le messie, reviens, je suis hérétique et je suis en feu C'était Œdipe, et ces nuits saintes La sainte putain de Christ. Je suis un blasphème après Katrina en croisière dans la marina, En croisade pour les aides à la croisière Et exploser FEMA Tu es trop tard, nous sommes baisés, nous n'avons pas besoin de toi. Au nom du Père, du Fils et du Saint-Esprit Tête, épaules, genoux et orteils Tournez le nez, prenez cette pose. Hé macarena!
@matan7661
@matan7661 2 жыл бұрын
This man need every award that's still on this fucking planet he touched delicate subjects and still made it incredibly catchy and funny. also the ending is amazing
@zombifull
@zombifull 8 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that when he "strikes that pose" he looks like he's hanging on a cross lol
@abitraryedits9355
@abitraryedits9355 8 жыл бұрын
That's the joke.
@zombifull
@zombifull 8 жыл бұрын
Criminal Comet I know, I was just stating that I like that, because it did take me a few watches to notice that.
@abitraryedits9355
@abitraryedits9355 8 жыл бұрын
Zombifull Oh, ok. That makes more sense.
@Welp__
@Welp__ 5 жыл бұрын
He's T posing
@alexzamudio9239
@alexzamudio9239 5 жыл бұрын
@@Welp__ damn it you beat me to it
@DanMonio
@DanMonio 7 жыл бұрын
Damn he didn't hold back on this one. I was raised in the church and about 3 years ago I realized that i didn't believe in any of it. Still have yet to tell my parents though. xD
@adelaide6946
@adelaide6946 7 жыл бұрын
Dan Monio same. just a year for me though.
@samuelmcgriff44
@samuelmcgriff44 7 жыл бұрын
i told my mom straight up and stuff and she cried. I'm not sorry. Listen, bro, if your parents do something terrible cause you wont believe, that's their fault and they have to live with themselves. trust me it should be fine. If your parents are half decent people.
@adelaide6946
@adelaide6946 7 жыл бұрын
Samuel McGriff thanks, man.
@xlrangelx
@xlrangelx 7 жыл бұрын
Better preach the bible than overused memes.
@Zargabaath
@Zargabaath 7 жыл бұрын
+Dan Monio I started out slowly. Went from saying "I think I'm agnostic" to "I am agnostic" to "I'm an atheist". I think warming my mom up to the idea over a few years made her more ok with it, even though she's pretty religious. Trying to explain why you're an atheist to die hard religious people is pointless. They have to realize it for themselves.
@angelBageldanglemangle
@angelBageldanglemangle Жыл бұрын
I was like 11 when I memorized this and I still remember nearly every single word 😭
@aimee2338
@aimee2338 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love this man. I really wish he was still doing music, but his mental health is way more important.
@shizzle1690
@shizzle1690 3 жыл бұрын
Wait he stopped doing music can you tell me when this happened
@aimee2338
@aimee2338 3 жыл бұрын
@@shizzle1690 4 years ago. He’s started making films now, check out Eighth Grade.
@ntsempty1209
@ntsempty1209 3 жыл бұрын
@@shizzle1690 he stopped doing stand up because his mental health was declining dud to it. He decided to direct in movies instead but I've seen ppl saying he wants to get back into comedy but just doesn't know how
@jcarter7363
@jcarter7363 3 жыл бұрын
He just put a new special on Netflix at the beginning of June 2021
@VinOnline
@VinOnline 2 жыл бұрын
@@aimee2338 You should watch inside.
@MrFarrington
@MrFarrington 9 жыл бұрын
I think Bo should expand from simply comedy I would love to hear his religous stand point as well as explanations for things. He's obviously a very smart person.
@strosarn
@strosarn 8 жыл бұрын
+et I'm not too sure about that, in his song "From god's perspective." he's more about acceptance. He seems to be under the belief we all argue too much, and should instead focus on making our time here enjoyable.
@davidcoaker274
@davidcoaker274 8 жыл бұрын
+Asd fg He has stated that he is an atheist
@MrFarrington
@MrFarrington 8 жыл бұрын
Nuka Cola I'm aware of his stance, I would just prefer if he would maybe take time to talk about it more in depth. I think it would be interesting.
@MrFarrington
@MrFarrington 8 жыл бұрын
Nuka Cola No actually I haven't heard that podcast. Thanks for informing me! :)
@Kewljack02
@Kewljack02 8 жыл бұрын
#boburnhamForPresident2016
@VarietiesOfBlue
@VarietiesOfBlue 8 жыл бұрын
This is honestly the best rap I've ever heard...
@river750777
@river750777 8 жыл бұрын
+VarietiesOfBlue It's fine, but you obviously haven't heard much rap if that's the case.
@GetsixOfficial
@GetsixOfficial 8 жыл бұрын
+Mei Ki It only makes sense that the two people with anime avatars think this is the best rap verse ever.
@VarietiesOfBlue
@VarietiesOfBlue 8 жыл бұрын
oh shit, i like anime oh fuck better stop posting my opinion on social media sites
@logan_nowicki
@logan_nowicki 8 жыл бұрын
If you like Bo, I think you'd like Lilly Dicky also. He makes comedy raps and has a similar flow.
@VarietiesOfBlue
@VarietiesOfBlue 8 жыл бұрын
I subscribe to him, too! I like them both. I'd never thought about rap with comedy influences before watching either of them.
@_charl18
@_charl18 3 жыл бұрын
I haven’t listened to this is years! Still know it word for word
@_charl18
@_charl18 3 жыл бұрын
@Hungpa Big man ok
@lilnaze7218
@lilnaze7218 2 жыл бұрын
bby_char LMFAO
@firstnamelastname25437
@firstnamelastname25437 2 жыл бұрын
@Hungpa Big man i'd really like you to shut the fuck up
@sugarcxrpse808
@sugarcxrpse808 3 жыл бұрын
This song literally has said everything I feel I need to say. Ever since a young age, I have been forced into religion, and told I would never be respected or loved if I sinned. It was so toxic. I’m still not out if that position, but I won’t give in 💞💞
@Mary-kl3yd
@Mary-kl3yd 8 жыл бұрын
How the absolute hell do you get away with listening to your iPod in church? Does no one notice?
@inhadeous
@inhadeous 7 жыл бұрын
You just have the small earphones you put IN your ears. then you make the cord go over your back not your front. have you phone/iPod next to you. P.S. Read carefully and you'll pull it off, I do...
@WardNightstone
@WardNightstone 7 жыл бұрын
Mary Waller i have been trying to figure that out since i heard this cause i wanna do that
@wildsupersheep
@wildsupersheep 7 жыл бұрын
you can always put the cord of the ear phones under your t-shirt and hide the plugs with your hair
@liztooley1482
@liztooley1482 7 жыл бұрын
My grandma used to blackmail into going to church so before I said fuck it I'm not going I used to play on my phone, listen to stuff, read stuff. Basically whatever.
@demijaymes
@demijaymes 7 жыл бұрын
Mary Waller I listened to KoRn in church once.
@phoebemore1418
@phoebemore1418 7 жыл бұрын
the next lin manuel miranda play looks great
@Emilytea
@Emilytea 7 жыл бұрын
I was legit just thinking like, I get a really Lin-y vibe from Bo here.
@brookelohst4585
@brookelohst4585 6 жыл бұрын
*gapes for like 3 hours*
@salamilidaintgonfit7576
@salamilidaintgonfit7576 4 жыл бұрын
Emily oh my god I knew it sounded familiar
@isaacadelman2889
@isaacadelman2889 3 жыл бұрын
damn still hits the same in 2020
@ihateeveryone.k7830
@ihateeveryone.k7830 3 жыл бұрын
yea.... this aged really well
@lilnaze7218
@lilnaze7218 2 жыл бұрын
Fr
@ro6557
@ro6557 7 жыл бұрын
i showed this to my mom and she wanted to get me baptized and to repent my sins from listening to this masterpiece ....did I mention shes a minister?
@andromedav.884
@andromedav.884 6 жыл бұрын
Perfide Aime now THAT'S funny 😂
@izzypark9217
@izzypark9217 5 жыл бұрын
Time for new parents
@tadstrange1465
@tadstrange1465 4 жыл бұрын
According to the Bible she's not allowed to speak in church so she's kindof a hypocrite.
@lilith6972
@lilith6972 2 жыл бұрын
Damn white Christians really don't joke :/ -signed by a Muslim arabic who showed From God's perspective to my mom and she laughted and said she had to admit that he's good
@paulwillard81
@paulwillard81 8 жыл бұрын
Deborah Messing's fingers in a holy place - Hail Mary full of Grace. I just NOW got that. I've seen this video and listened to this probably 100 times. Brilliant.
@abitraryedits9355
@abitraryedits9355 8 жыл бұрын
I don't get it... please explain...
@paulwillard81
@paulwillard81 8 жыл бұрын
Deborah Messing is an actress who played "Grace" on the TV show "Will & Grace" ... you can do the rest I assume
@brreelu5005
@brreelu5005 8 жыл бұрын
,
@jcarson3721
@jcarson3721 8 жыл бұрын
She did Mary if the song is accurate.
@spilledcereals2585
@spilledcereals2585 8 жыл бұрын
+Jared Carson she also played mary-magdalen in Jesus
@texangamer9806
@texangamer9806 9 жыл бұрын
This is the best rap I've ever heard in my whole life
@SolaticSyot
@SolaticSyot 9 жыл бұрын
Haven't heard much rap, have you?
@texangamer9806
@texangamer9806 9 жыл бұрын
Solatic Syot Haven't heard much jokes, have you? I've heard a lot of rap it's just I can relate to this better than the ones I've heard.
@insertlogo6147
@insertlogo6147 9 жыл бұрын
Rapping is overrated except for the people who take it seriously my eminem, bo, and some other famous rappers and singers. Not some dude slurring curse words in to a microphone and calling it "art"
@CANISLUPIS100
@CANISLUPIS100 9 жыл бұрын
InsertLogo Wut?
@insertlogo6147
@insertlogo6147 9 жыл бұрын
CanisLupis138 "i dont f*ck with you" isnt respectable. basically what i was trying to say
@autumnlove96able
@autumnlove96able 2 жыл бұрын
As a Christian who still can’t believe how disturbingly cultist and hateful a lot of Christians are, I highly appreciate his lyrics and criticisms on Christianity.
@shoko_swag6891
@shoko_swag6891 4 жыл бұрын
3:12 *In the name of the father, son, and holy ghost- heads, shoulders, knees, and toes- stick up your nose, strike that pose- heeeyyy macarena*
@Kewljack02
@Kewljack02 8 жыл бұрын
I can't stop hitting replay please help
@mg-lp9ip
@mg-lp9ip 8 жыл бұрын
Right click the video and click loop. That way you can stop hitting replay, since it will replay itself.
@Kewljack02
@Kewljack02 8 жыл бұрын
+Samantha Hazel I am on mobile
@littlechicken8443
@littlechicken8443 7 жыл бұрын
Metal?
@LollipopDoesGaming
@LollipopDoesGaming 7 жыл бұрын
+LittleChicken oops I meant medal it was late and I was tired cut me some slack xD
@skeeth2631
@skeeth2631 7 жыл бұрын
youtube added a loop button its the best thing ever
@benjaminkelley9993
@benjaminkelley9993 10 жыл бұрын
So here we have a kid, who went to a christian school, and his odd teenage rebellious hormones decided to make him a bad-ass comedic lyrically intelligent atheist? I love it.
@Raptor-cr1se
@Raptor-cr1se 6 жыл бұрын
Bolor The Rat and i love you (4 years ago)
@CozyGoes
@CozyGoes 2 жыл бұрын
he said he was in catholicism not christianity which pls know they are different
@rivernew2823
@rivernew2823 2 жыл бұрын
@I Don't Know girl shut up
@kanishka0717
@kanishka0717 2 жыл бұрын
lmao ikr
@crobeastness
@crobeastness 2 жыл бұрын
@@CozyGoes the catholic church is a Christian church. or are you under the impression that only protestants are Chrisitan?
@tannerted3920
@tannerted3920 8 ай бұрын
I love how ive been looking for this version again for like 2 years because i thought it was deleted, but it was just fucking age restricted. i love youtube
@TeddyVerseti1
@TeddyVerseti1 3 жыл бұрын
...It's been 10 years and I still know this shit by heart. What the fuck.
@d-_-b1395
@d-_-b1395 7 жыл бұрын
this song just roasted Catholicism as a whole and it all was so true.
@arsonlindley7000
@arsonlindley7000 7 жыл бұрын
Alex Gaming pretty much all Christianity, not just Catholicism
@Synsane
@Synsane 4 жыл бұрын
The song is also about how Priests touch kids, and Christianity promoted Slavery as a law...
@Synsane
@Synsane 4 жыл бұрын
@@tricksfollies9549 denouncing without punishment is as useful as "thoughts and prayers"
@Synsane
@Synsane 4 жыл бұрын
@@tricksfollies9549 did they go to jail?
@CouchEconomyTX
@CouchEconomyTX 3 жыл бұрын
I was raised as a catholic I was a religious kid till 8th grade when I started to be weirded out by the messages they were trying to send
@DontMockMySmock
@DontMockMySmock 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you, oh great lords of the KZfaq Algorithms, for bringing me here to witness this great rap. How have I lived so long without this genius on my ipod?
@pattiepyaari8828
@pattiepyaari8828 3 жыл бұрын
Ipod
@DontMockMySmock
@DontMockMySmock 3 жыл бұрын
@@pattiepyaari8828 sorry, what i meant to say was "mix cd"
@pattiepyaari8828
@pattiepyaari8828 3 жыл бұрын
@@DontMockMySmock no I was just surprised how long ago that seems lol or even mix cds
@DontMockMySmock
@DontMockMySmock 3 жыл бұрын
@@pattiepyaari8828 i'm sorry, what i meant to say was "mix tape"
@bazhumke4040
@bazhumke4040 7 ай бұрын
TO THIS DAY one of the greatest comedy songs ever recorded.
@sidhigh3095
@sidhigh3095 3 жыл бұрын
As a lesbian Christian this song hits different 🙌🙌
@mycro2767
@mycro2767 3 жыл бұрын
@Hungpa Big man what? If I read the 3 little pigs, I don’t think that a wolf is going to blow my house over in a couple minutes, so why should the Bible be any different
@sh4dowveil749
@sh4dowveil749 3 жыл бұрын
@Hungpa Big man No, there is no evidence of a world ending flood and the ONLY account of anything from Jesus' time about his divine nature is the new testament which was written DECADES afterwards
@sh4dowveil749
@sh4dowveil749 3 жыл бұрын
@Hungpa Big man yes Plato exists in the account of a philosophers book, Jesus exists in a book that claims to be written by an omnipotent omniscient omnibenevolent being
@sh4dowveil749
@sh4dowveil749 3 жыл бұрын
@Hungpa Big man You might say that his commandments are moral yet he actively wants many of his followers to slaughter cities in the bible. The ten commandments ONLY apply to other Israelites
@sh4dowveil749
@sh4dowveil749 3 жыл бұрын
@Hungpa Big man Did you miss the part where God commanded his followers to slaughter entire cities except for the virgin women, who were to be the soldiers sex slaves?
@TheVerlorenTF2
@TheVerlorenTF2 9 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. It was Oedipus the holy motherfucking christ. Bo you've outdone yourself.
@TheVerlorenTF2
@TheVerlorenTF2 9 жыл бұрын
***** Holy nights refers to the time when he had sex with his own blood, and the messiah saying he spoke, or in this sense did the will of god.
@socraticparadox7518
@socraticparadox7518 9 жыл бұрын
This needs to become the ballad of atheists.
@kevinjohana
@kevinjohana 9 жыл бұрын
Gracie Tagert I second this motion. Can we all agree on this?
@bobbrian4099
@bobbrian4099 9 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@socraticparadox7518
@socraticparadox7518 9 жыл бұрын
Ok I'm glad we all agree.
@GRIMM9801
@GRIMM9801 9 жыл бұрын
Gracie T. All 5 of us.
@rocknoter8481
@rocknoter8481 9 жыл бұрын
Mr. Grimm you mean all 6?
@frosknown2250
@frosknown2250 3 жыл бұрын
It's 2021, a family member in my household has been becoming more and more religious by the day, reading what he can and talking to whoever he can find on the internet who can agree with his opinion. He's tried telling other members of my household how to act and think and behave. He hasn't gotten to me yet, but he heard me blasting this song from the shower just hours ago today. He asked what it was and I gave him the name of the song that played after Rant in fear of being yelled at or harrassed or something else. I want to move out so bad. This is me screaming into the void, I'm sure it'll be fine but I've been panicking all day and I'm afraid to face him.
@tompatterson1548
@tompatterson1548 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you should start wearing mixed fabrics and see how he reacts.
@pokemonfanthings4444
@pokemonfanthings4444 2 жыл бұрын
Something really important I realized as and adult is that no one is inherently smarter (or better) than someone else. As a disabled female introvert raised Catholic in America, I believed for years that people older, richer,and seemingly more important than me were right whenever I was in doubt. That’s so far from being true. From old conservatives making fun of non-binary teens on TikTok to judges in favor of prosecuting people who’ve experienced miscarriages, this is proof that wisdom doesn’t come with age. We can’t control most things, but that doesn’t mean we have to accept them.
@comment-chan8750
@comment-chan8750 Жыл бұрын
How are you doing these days my friend?
@LOVELYLITTLENOBODY
@LOVELYLITTLENOBODY Жыл бұрын
I know you commented this 3 years ago, but are you doing okay? Just wanna check in and all.
@magicmanscott40k
@magicmanscott40k 3 жыл бұрын
The part about slaves is really in the Bible and this song is the most brilliant thing I ever heard. The writing is just on another level. Bo really is talented.
@cash78626
@cash78626 8 жыл бұрын
Fort Minor - Believe Me, you're welcome. Oh and Orchestral Strings 08, for the Garageband users out there xD
@koneal2000
@koneal2000 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@kertakerta587
@kertakerta587 8 жыл бұрын
I love Fort Minor, Mike Shinoda For the Win!
@shreddiestreams
@shreddiestreams 7 жыл бұрын
All of the sound effects are from GarageBand lol
@nickr9505
@nickr9505 7 жыл бұрын
I already knew this was believe me. I've listened to "The Rising Tied (2005" so many times I can't count
@ortemx
@ortemx 6 жыл бұрын
in "Eff" original minus or not?
@xweetoc
@xweetoc 10 жыл бұрын
"Debra Messing's fingers in a holy place, hail Mary full of grace" Debra played grace in will and grace... so her fingers in a holy place... she's full of grace.... it took me so long to put that together...
@IHaveACoolName
@IHaveACoolName 10 жыл бұрын
holy shit that's a clever rhyme
@xweetoc
@xweetoc 10 жыл бұрын
IHaveACoolName i see why he paused so long, he was mourning cause no one got it lol
@Littleredrosecross
@Littleredrosecross 8 жыл бұрын
+nunya biznich Sorry, I still don't get it?
@Raptor-cr1se
@Raptor-cr1se 6 жыл бұрын
nunya biznich thats gold
@safetzukic7445
@safetzukic7445 5 жыл бұрын
She also played Mary in "Jesus (1999)" So... Theres that.
@garfieldsfeet3963
@garfieldsfeet3963 3 жыл бұрын
He’s the only straight man I’ll slow to use the f slur 💛
@morbidcurio1667
@morbidcurio1667 3 жыл бұрын
He gets the f pass
@smerzeer7740
@smerzeer7740 3 жыл бұрын
yeah lowkey this still slaps 😳
@_orangejuicebox_
@_orangejuicebox_ 3 жыл бұрын
i dont think he’s straight-
@garfieldsfeet3963
@garfieldsfeet3963 3 жыл бұрын
Update: he’s not straight
@belleanndm
@belleanndm 3 жыл бұрын
@@garfieldsfeet3963 what is he?
@kdrecords4562
@kdrecords4562 2 жыл бұрын
The instrumental is called "Orchestra Strings 08".
@EllieofAzeroth
@EllieofAzeroth 9 жыл бұрын
Amen in the name of the father, son, and holy ghost. Head, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turn up your nose, strike that pose. HEYYY MACARENA
@Wentworthjd
@Wentworthjd 9 жыл бұрын
Omg its almost like we watched the same video😆
@megasonicgeo
@megasonicgeo 8 жыл бұрын
+Beyond Crazy! Somehow your reply is even more unoriginal than someone quoting the video.
@Psycoholic2008
@Psycoholic2008 8 жыл бұрын
+megasonicgeo I may not agree with what you're saying, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
@megasonicgeo
@megasonicgeo 8 жыл бұрын
Psycoholic2008 You gotta appreciate the sweet vanilla scented irony there though, implying the OP was an unoriginal comment while at the same time being an unoriginal comment. Hell at least the quoted part varies video to video whereas the "omg its almost like we watched the same video" is always identical.
@landfish7a
@landfish7a 8 жыл бұрын
+Psycoholic2008 Calling his comment unoriginal by no means infringes on his right to post it.
@caitlincamic3830
@caitlincamic3830 10 жыл бұрын
I just want to have a conversation with Bo about Oedipus. He seems to really enjoy stories concerning him.
@nidhigarg789
@nidhigarg789 4 жыл бұрын
If Bo started a cult, I’d totally be in it.🤷‍♀️
@jaredmitchener9175
@jaredmitchener9175 6 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this when it premiered on Comedy Central. I’m certain I will die knowing this will be the best stand-up I’ve ever seen. The pacing of his jokes I’ve never seen, you will still be laughing from the last joke when the new one hits you
@madd13_hope
@madd13_hope 8 жыл бұрын
I went to church today. This was all I could think about...
@ihateeveryone.k7830
@ihateeveryone.k7830 3 жыл бұрын
im in church rnnnnn
@jonscott3719
@jonscott3719 8 жыл бұрын
Bo Burnham, a comedy musician, writes better lyrics and raps better than most of the popular rappers these days
@idotamir2833
@idotamir2833 8 жыл бұрын
much better than every rapper IMO though it shouldn't be a comparison someone does
@littlechicken8443
@littlechicken8443 7 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair he sat down and wrote this, it probably took him quite a while. There's no denying he's talented but you can't really compare him to the more talented rappers, who do this stuff off the top of their head.
@jonscott3719
@jonscott3719 7 жыл бұрын
+LittleChicken Thats true but I'm referring more to these untalented rappers like Fetty Wap and Lil Yachty who seem to be very popular at the moment
@locustbag
@locustbag 3 жыл бұрын
i listen to this many times a day
@TheRngMaster
@TheRngMaster 3 жыл бұрын
I miss you Bo, I hope you'll do more stand-up or writing for music or movies again soon! You're perspective is greatly valuable!
@Tangentialmind
@Tangentialmind 9 жыл бұрын
This song ruined praying for me and all I have to say is "thank you".
@IceMetalPunk
@IceMetalPunk 9 жыл бұрын
Good. Praying is ineffective anyway.
@Devosimms
@Devosimms 9 жыл бұрын
IceMetalPunk In what way?
@IceMetalPunk
@IceMetalPunk 9 жыл бұрын
BaconMan In the only way that counts: observationally. There have been several studies on prayer's effectiveness, and in every one, it's as effective as a placebo. In other words, taking a sugar pill helps sick people as much as praying does, without the need to worship an idea.
@IceMetalPunk
@IceMetalPunk 9 жыл бұрын
BaconMan In every way beyond a placebo.
@IceMetalPunk
@IceMetalPunk 9 жыл бұрын
***** Because people ascribe more power to it than it has. Yes, the placebo effect is real, but no, it can't cure most diseases or injuries or disasters. When people think their prayers are helping others, they tend to do less actual helping and tend to seek less actual help. What people believe doesn't affect me personally and directly and instantly, but so what? I live as a social animal in a society full of people who ARE affected by it. And I AM affected by the things that affect societal progress, which religious beliefs hinder. If you can't see why people believing evolution is fake and the null hypothesis isn't important and prayers work and morality is absolute is harmful to everyone in that society, then you're not looking at the bigger picture. Zoom out of the focus on the individual and look at the society as a whole.
@calystic4851
@calystic4851 7 жыл бұрын
"Throw up your bibles Christ has risen!" BEST LINE.
@skylarblue1246
@skylarblue1246 6 жыл бұрын
calystic That kind signifies shit has gone DOWN BRO!
@kitsune630
@kitsune630 3 жыл бұрын
Adding this to my list of songs to perform at my catholic schools talent show.
@sammoblammo7202
@sammoblammo7202 2 жыл бұрын
u gon be sent to an exorcist dont do it-
@lilith6972
@lilith6972 2 жыл бұрын
Pls tell us if you did it. And how it happened. Pls I need to know
@kitsune630
@kitsune630 2 жыл бұрын
@@lilith6972 its been nearly a year, sadly there hasnt been any talent shows due to problems with the music department but if the situation ever arises then ill definitely be tempted.
@lilith6972
@lilith6972 2 жыл бұрын
@@kitsune630 thanks you so much for that answer, i hope dearly that they’ll be bring it back soon -greetings from France
@shadowbear1231
@shadowbear1231 2 жыл бұрын
This seems like the kind of guy to make a literal difference metaphorically
@reiniamajiki4179
@reiniamajiki4179 2 жыл бұрын
Healing the world with ~*comedy*~
@ironicinorironic.
@ironicinorironic. Жыл бұрын
I am healing the world with comedy
@abominablesnowpanda5053
@abominablesnowpanda5053 8 жыл бұрын
Okay, so it's "all the seats in the sunday masses filled with the mass's massive asses" but i always thought it was "all the seats in the sunday masses filled with the mass's mass of asses".... that's pretty funny that when he's showing how one word can be used multiple ways, the verse can also be taken multiple ways
@disneyluver93
@disneyluver93 Жыл бұрын
When I hear "massive asses", I imagine ass in the sense of asshole, not fat people. Just my experience with churches...
@cazsmitten5812
@cazsmitten5812 9 жыл бұрын
Did anyone hear the Wilhelm Scream at the end over the cheers?
@jeffreypeepson1066
@jeffreypeepson1066 9 жыл бұрын
No. No one else did.
@cazsmitten5812
@cazsmitten5812 9 жыл бұрын
Hm. That sucks
@Apermesa
@Apermesa 9 жыл бұрын
XD yeah i did too!
@smellypeter721
@smellypeter721 9 жыл бұрын
Illuminati confirmed
@wolfie5735
@wolfie5735 9 жыл бұрын
Caz Smitten I heard it xD
@tmpndr6796
@tmpndr6796 6 жыл бұрын
*DEEBRAH*
@redwood7575
@redwood7575 3 жыл бұрын
"whats your favorite song?" "Rant."
@dendanny
@dendanny 10 жыл бұрын
I tried to cover this and it's surprisingly difficult to articulate as well as he does.
@maurofitermannmoreira7953
@maurofitermannmoreira7953 6 жыл бұрын
den danny yeah I'd try to use it to make my spoken English better. Took about a year of light practice.
@jessywessy5196
@jessywessy5196 6 жыл бұрын
A year??????
@skyfox5480
@skyfox5480 5 жыл бұрын
I'm emotionally inarticulate
@Sleipne
@Sleipne 5 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference!
@skyfox5480
@skyfox5480 5 жыл бұрын
@@Sleipne I'm glad someone did
@liamduncan4942
@liamduncan4942 10 жыл бұрын
I go to a Catholic school so we have to do Religious Education and on my last assessment I quoted this song.
@IceMetalPunk
@IceMetalPunk 9 жыл бұрын
How did that go over?
@liamduncan4942
@liamduncan4942 9 жыл бұрын
Didn't fail :)
@communistsharks6889
@communistsharks6889 9 жыл бұрын
We have this thing called 'Christian Ethics', which is essentially where they shove Catholic beliefs down our throats in hope that they can brainwash into believing and fully and unconditionally supporting a corrupt system. Not sying Christianity is bad, no religion REALLY is, but it's the corrupt people abusing their followers and their power over them to spread hate and intolerance.
@lilith6972
@lilith6972 2 жыл бұрын
@@communistsharks6889 I agree. Religion isn't the problem is the way bad persons use it to gain power and make a corrupted systems that gain then still work. And when you don't fit the mold they tattoo you with the heretic sign on your name. And the sheeps keep crying. And follow. Somehow, I ain't Christian (Muslim) but I one of the things I saw on the... Idk bible ?, that we are lost sheep. Jesus is goddamn right we are. Since we let thoses ppls guide us we must be really really lost.
@laney3151
@laney3151 3 жыл бұрын
hello lgbt’s with religous trauma
@boosouls
@boosouls 3 жыл бұрын
schlatt pfp ily
@massiveman6274
@massiveman6274 3 жыл бұрын
hi I'm the T😩
@mckagansgirlfriends4887
@mckagansgirlfriends4887 3 жыл бұрын
I come here at least three times a week.
@magpie405
@magpie405 8 жыл бұрын
hahaha that ending was awesome
@earliness
@earliness 8 жыл бұрын
HEEEY MACARANA!
@fatamorgana5910
@fatamorgana5910 7 жыл бұрын
in the name of the father, son and holy ghost head, shoulders, knees and toes turn up your nose, strike that pose. HEY MACARENA!
@MrBandholm
@MrBandholm 9 жыл бұрын
I think it is somewhat sad that most of the big selling rap songs have less meaning in their entire length, than the first or second part of this one
@thevoiceofthelost
@thevoiceofthelost 9 жыл бұрын
and the fact that this is a comedy rap, when 90% of the rap you are referring to is thought of as serious "real rap" yet still has next to no meaning compared to this funny ass masterpeice xD
@IceMetalPunk
@IceMetalPunk 9 жыл бұрын
H¥pΣr N¤vα "Funny ass masterpiece". Even if you had put the hyphen in there, XKCD has ruined me for such phrases.
@thevoiceofthelost
@thevoiceofthelost 9 жыл бұрын
IceMetalPunk say wut
@euphoricatlast
@euphoricatlast 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, most real rap and original rap is all shunned and underground. It's all about catering to an expanded audience. It's not used as it was originally used for, so now it's about Partying and YOLO and not caring about anything.
@josh__mclendon
@josh__mclendon Жыл бұрын
Why was it on a record player
@Yikesee
@Yikesee 4 жыл бұрын
watching this again after 7 years and im just baffled at the fact that he remembered all these lines holy shit
@nomcat8827
@nomcat8827 8 жыл бұрын
I love this. as a Catholic, I find this even more amusing
@jackmanleblanc2518
@jackmanleblanc2518 8 жыл бұрын
As a Christian, I agree.
@chroniclegames3130
@chroniclegames3130 7 жыл бұрын
As an Agnostic, I as well agree.
@megasonicgeo
@megasonicgeo 7 жыл бұрын
If you don't mind may I ask how you justify the points raised in this video? (Not trying to be hostile just genuine curiousity)
@nomcat8827
@nomcat8827 7 жыл бұрын
+Geo what? I dont know... Sorry
@Vogel100
@Vogel100 7 жыл бұрын
+Madd Panda Like the point that according to the Bible you can buy slaves, along with an explanation of how you should manage them, and that you can't be gay. Why do you stay Christian even after knowing that? That's far from the only time the Bible does stuff like that by the way. There's a lot more bad than good in there.
@brandonquan9127
@brandonquan9127 7 жыл бұрын
Is it sad that some words that Bo says, is another reason for me to keep learning Vocabulary. Cause dang, he is very smart.
@MrOfficercandy
@MrOfficercandy 2 жыл бұрын
I used to practice this song everyday when I was 13 and I swear it's what caused my stutter and speech impediment to come back. Needless to say im still bumping to this
@sk8ergurl327
@sk8ergurl327 3 жыл бұрын
This masterpiece is timeless
@You2Troll
@You2Troll 10 жыл бұрын
i'm going to memorize this
@chargedmooalt
@chargedmooalt 10 жыл бұрын
I did the second time I saw this
@binkydette
@binkydette 10 жыл бұрын
i memorized it the second time i saw it, too lol BO IS THE BEST!
@9189erbear1195
@9189erbear1195 10 жыл бұрын
As a Christian, I totally understand where Bo's coming from.. the fake persona of people in church, how everything's practically shoved down your throat from a young age. And, yes, there are many questionable things in the Bible that we tend to ignore.. but I guess I'm not 100% Christian as I don't follow the Bible completely, I just take bits of it and try to live my life as selflessly as possible. I like the Bible for the inspirational messages, I guess.. but, yeah, he makes a good point, MAN wrote the Bible as much as we want to convince ourselves otherwise. However, the part about slavery is very controversial as 'slaves' isn't taken in the same context as it is in modern day..the majority of slaves were more like indentured servants who were given shelter and food in exchange for work. But I'm no expert, so I won't pretend to know exactly what they meant.
@kittygrl8k
@kittygrl8k 10 жыл бұрын
Your intellegence gives me hope for humanity... Thank you.
@evanm7592
@evanm7592 10 жыл бұрын
Also, i forgot what verse it wwas in, but he said life isn't fair. if it was, then we would be dead for sinning.
@9189erbear1195
@9189erbear1195 10 жыл бұрын
^ that's where Jesus comes in :) 1 John 2: 1-2 
@ka-im5nd
@ka-im5nd 6 жыл бұрын
I relate a lot to the lyric "Thank you for making me rich and white". I'm a Christian from a poorer area, our neighbours are Christians from Nigeria, both our families can feel kinda excluded in our own church sometimes because it's set up for middle-to-upper-class families who've never felt hungry, never had to pick what essentials to buy and never felt scared for their homes before. We want to change the church to help more people like us - there are plenty of churches for the upper class citizen - but the church leaders are happy with how it's currently run and don't want to change it.
@couchpotato3793
@couchpotato3793 5 жыл бұрын
This is basically me.
@alexdoubleyou
@alexdoubleyou 2 жыл бұрын
"Debra Messing's fingers in a holy place, hail Mary full of Grace" cracks me up every time. I don't know why it doesn't get more laughs it's such a clever line.
@LittleMissFeck
@LittleMissFeck Жыл бұрын
I've watched and listened to this SO many times over the years. And it's still one of the greatest things that ever existed.
@EnigmacTheFirst
@EnigmacTheFirst 9 жыл бұрын
Set to 1.5 speed. Rapping gold.
@clarity5064
@clarity5064 9 жыл бұрын
Raping*
@shalerson
@shalerson 9 жыл бұрын
LDL Tots He had the right spelling.
@ryanhall3649
@ryanhall3649 9 жыл бұрын
***** Dont know if serious or joking about rape
@jordanlucas5440
@jordanlucas5440 9 жыл бұрын
***** Well this is a mess..
@RH-ls5od
@RH-ls5od 9 жыл бұрын
in my opinion its better in 1.25
@ZombiesAttackEarth
@ZombiesAttackEarth 8 жыл бұрын
Bo is so good at this. Popo approves
@knoel8329
@knoel8329 3 жыл бұрын
Crowds kinda lame, didn’t even laugh at the really funny shit.
@calliope_x3
@calliope_x3 3 жыл бұрын
I'm reasonably sure they're laughing, if you listen closely you can hear it, the mic is much much more focused on his voice though so it's very hard to hear
@theascendunt9960
@theascendunt9960 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe they were religious.
@rlhlp
@rlhlp 3 жыл бұрын
I come back to this video way too often
@Leila-ig2no
@Leila-ig2no 3 жыл бұрын
same tho
@TrickerFailureFilms
@TrickerFailureFilms 8 жыл бұрын
I really wish music (whether it be EDM or Rap) that use an orchestral mix had their own genre.
@banesable5157
@banesable5157 8 жыл бұрын
+I'm procrastinating Bruh Melodic Hip Hop
@JabbingQuirker
@JabbingQuirker 6 жыл бұрын
look up what pumpkin music....you won't be disappointed also, take this from what pumpkin kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hLWbmKmA0KubfqM.html
@SparrowHavvk
@SparrowHavvk 8 жыл бұрын
I just noticed the Wilhelm scream at the end.
@pheo4156
@pheo4156 8 жыл бұрын
what where?
@SparrowHavvk
@SparrowHavvk 8 жыл бұрын
Around about 3:20 3:21
@awesomen8
@awesomen8 7 жыл бұрын
That is a record scratch?
@SparrowHavvk
@SparrowHavvk 7 жыл бұрын
It's definitely not the record scratch. It comes shortly afterwards, it's very subtle.
@awesomen8
@awesomen8 7 жыл бұрын
SparrowHavvk It's the record scratch and the crowd.
@TheNinjabob01
@TheNinjabob01 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he panics because he forgot the next part, checks the line and the proceeds to slay the rest of the song 😳
@emmiegarvey7895
@emmiegarvey7895 3 жыл бұрын
watching this on good friday after being forced to do the stations hits different