Tanktoon: Little Help. RanZar

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@justineakin5485 6 жыл бұрын

I don’t blame him for sending back the Churchill.🙂

@RanZarEng 6 жыл бұрын

Where can I get a refund for the purchase?)

@justineakin5485 6 жыл бұрын

RanZarEng Maybe talk with Winston himself? Lol

@nhuturaki6427 6 жыл бұрын

Justin Eakin s51 plz

@tigershark2328 6 жыл бұрын

I think that maybe they should have used it as a meatshield or a wall... OR as a bomb (plane drops it on Sturmtiger)

@superspies32 6 жыл бұрын

In War Thunder when you drive T-34 the most frustrating situation on rb is go with Shermans and Churchill, they do nothing except expose your position or make you eat APCBC on ass, flank or direct hit with terrible APCR that cannot damaged anything or cause severe damage so they cannot shoot long enough to kill or run

@mh1ultramarine 6 жыл бұрын

We never hated the Russians enougth to give them the Curchill GC

@fulcrum2951 5 жыл бұрын

Michael Hughes but they didn't like the early spitfires the brits gave them

@gagecarroll4878 6 жыл бұрын

I'm glad to see the Sturmtiger in RanZars animations, it's never been seen before in his vids

@nguyenkhoi12a53 6 жыл бұрын

Gage Caroll me too

@yagdtigercommander 6 жыл бұрын

Yes I know He is definitely a smart sneaky one and confident one to. He also is quick on his treads he did a back flip to dodge a su 152 round lol this cats a really battlefield ninja and battle tested assault gun. As I Said earlier Hitler tank should sack stupid old Hetzer and replace him with Sturm Tiger as his new General on the battlefield as he could turn the germans fortunes around lol hypothetical though in alternate history of Ranzars Cartoons. But no he will die in battle like the panzers did before him just gloriously lol.

@TheZippaduppa 5 жыл бұрын

*fist siege

@acedfox541 6 жыл бұрын

The moment you get a tank that might do some damage to the enemy, but is just to ugly for use. XD

@aleksandarnikolic8177 6 жыл бұрын

Wow..that.was..... AWESOME!!!!

@IronLord2014 6 жыл бұрын

As an Englishman I take some offence to that. And then I laugh it off😆

@kanalalan1376 6 жыл бұрын

Fun fact GC could pen that tiger on steroids

@yagdtigercommander 6 жыл бұрын

um you realize its a sturmtiger assault gun that had more armour than a standard tiger 1 as case mates could be made thicker. Not even a the 17 could pen this assault gun easily from the front maybe lower hull and plate as it retained the base tiger 1 hull but the the overall armour was comparable to a tiger 2 hull with like 150mm sloped frontally so unless you hit weak spot its not going to the face armour which gives an effective thickness closer to 300m with the angle. Also the sturm tiger launchers motar rockets the size of a small house that like 400kg of explosive power designed for bunker busting but those rounds land any where near a group of tanks they are fucked. I read somewhere that one sturm tiger destroyed 3 sherman's with one round however but that was just more dumb like than skill and the shermans may not have been on the move. they were to few to make an impact and were prone to break downs like most heavy tanks and heavy assault guns of the German arsenal. Also the reload rate was stupidly slow as it required a crane to load the shells and it had to be stationary while reloading so its a big target for aircraft or exposed enemy ambushes. But still 380mm mortar rocket that weighs several tons is pretty impressive though. -

@yagdtigercommander 6 жыл бұрын

Yes you are correct i said the same thing the 3 inch could destroy a panzer4 easily or a panther from the side and may even disable a normal tiger 1 if you hit the lower plate . maybe the sturm tiger as well but only a very well placed shot unless the lower plate was up armoured to then there would be no chance. But still the 3inch is a very sub par gun on the church Hill GC. Athough later 76mm models such as the 17 pounder or 76mm easy 8 Sherman's had better performance at penetrations on German Panzers still not enough to pen Tiger 2s Sturm Tigers maybe Jagdpanthers frontally but then again that's only 80mm, however the slope may give 160mm of effective armour thickness. As sloped armour is harder to pen because of the steep angle versus straight armour. As for the JagdTiger 128mm it just laughs at you when you shoot the front of it as it has 250mm of frontal armour and that gun is powerful to.When i mean effective it just comes down the angle of shell when it hits the armour. Not the actual armour of the tanks and assault guns themselves just how good it is at deflecting the rounds.

@TheZippaduppa 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao gc shooting inside that fat cannon

@buatareddevils2636 6 жыл бұрын

2:18 ROFL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 They want to sent back Churchill GC without giving a chance 😂😂😂 it's hilarious 😂😂😂😂

@istillusezune82 6 жыл бұрын

You have to watch the old lend-lease video lol. It is actually a normal Churchill but wrongly assembled.

@buatareddevils2636 6 жыл бұрын

Istilluse Zune I already watch it Ranzer toons is so funny😂😂😂

@jerbear3915 6 жыл бұрын

Their not taking any chances

@joe125ful 6 жыл бұрын

I expect they send British tortoise..

@leemarcus6123 6 жыл бұрын

but...but they make it a GC themselves...not the british

@alexandru.g8746 6 жыл бұрын

0:30 No! The poor BT-7, this is so sad, can we get 5 likes?

@yagdtigercommander 6 жыл бұрын

He died defending his comrades for the motherland especially happy derp su 152 grizzly bear but hes not so happy at the moment the bad kitty gave him a bloody nose lol.

@Kai0240 6 жыл бұрын

Hey Churchill GC is a great tank

@RECarms_Galia 6 жыл бұрын

A great mine

@landshippirate7044 6 жыл бұрын

in what reality ?

@grzeljan8242 6 жыл бұрын

It's gun is amazing, the tank is just awful

@RanZarEng 6 жыл бұрын

And I did not say that he is a bad tank.

@ApeironTO 6 жыл бұрын

if churchill GC is good then anime isn't gay

@straswa 6 жыл бұрын

lol Nice vid Ranzar! Nice to see the return of the repair tank, and the Churchill GC.

@Thurgosh_OG Жыл бұрын

That was a Churchill GC, have another look.

@Unther 6 жыл бұрын

I love that repair-tank. Great to see him in a video again. :D

@yagdtigercommander 6 жыл бұрын

Also wasnt it T34s fault in the first place for messing up the Church Hill turning into the useless gun carrier td version. So I do kinda blame for getting it. Also why is Russia still even using leased grant tanks at this point in the war. The thing even struggled against mid war panzer4s let alone a Sturm Tiger. But again Ranzar its all apart of you humour for and well the Germans were push overs so yah having some wins is good to. Also whats with the medieval tanks kv2 is fighting who are they suppose to be Finland or something lol. But man that Sturm tiger is a cheeky smug one i say and that is the aspect of him i really enjoy. Hes a German panzer that has his own individualism while still following orders. Hes a big cat with a purpose and doesn't just blinding follow like the normal tiger 1s and panzers. He seized the initiative when he could and proved to pain train of terror. Why doesn't Hitler tank just sack hetzer commander already hes clearly to incompetent do his job replace him with Sturm tiger lol Sturm Tiger knows how to take charge and get results for Hitler. Even the mighty Karl failed and was blinded by his own lack of intelligence but then again Karl was just a siege mortar who's only purpose was nom nom shells and launch them great distances so i can understand being born a moron by Professor borsig but still i feel bad for poor Karl I hope hes doing okay these days lol. I guess he learned his lesson with the Sturm Tiger I guess that radioactive capacity very useful indeed a powerful Derper with brains that's a deadly combo there lols Sorry for the double post this just my review of my episode thoughts and the other was still to address to anyone again that you aren't spreading propaganda when Russia wins again lol.

@noofzoof 6 жыл бұрын

Awesome episode (as always)

@Nino-sj9lw 6 жыл бұрын

Yeaaaa ran-zar is back!

@lachouettenormande8321 6 жыл бұрын

WoW continue !! We wait for the next part

@enigma_7772 6 жыл бұрын

This is really good xD

@Magnus_Caramelo_55 6 жыл бұрын

New and improved M3 Lee, great too see him again

@PT-rg2vo 6 жыл бұрын

Muahaha :D fantastic. Keep the good work mate. :D

@nyarlathotep8723 6 жыл бұрын

This looks like a job for Hellcat and Chaffee.

@yagdtigercommander 6 жыл бұрын

nope i am afraid not they must be still fighting in the Ardennes some wear in Luxemburg or Belgium taking part in routing the german forces after the failed battle of the bulge and they might have defeated some Sturm tigers there instead as they were present on the western front to. Also aiding in the final assault to break through the Sigfried Line crossing over into Germany. I say its a job for ISU 152 with his bl10 cannon as i have been stating to lol.

@donttouchmychannel2734 6 жыл бұрын

Amazing history

@supertrinigamer 6 жыл бұрын

xaxaxaa! не могу дождаться части 3)))

@infinitiv525 6 жыл бұрын

"Where is Hellcat and Chaffee when we need them..."

@SpikesOmega 6 жыл бұрын

Hey now, the Churchill GC isn't that --- ok I can't even TRY to defend that thing lol.

@williamcharles3244 6 жыл бұрын

You Still got it! LOL!

@zh350 6 жыл бұрын

Well that Kv2 spike scene is funny as hell.

@reystaynight380 6 жыл бұрын

Good animations

@faranume3821 6 жыл бұрын

Yey new video !!!:))))

@quintusantonius9375 6 жыл бұрын

It's the "Coffin for Seven Brothers!" lol

@maximilianf.4236 6 жыл бұрын

Poor SU-152 ;(

@joe125ful 6 жыл бұрын

Need some repair:)

@riendutout9562 6 жыл бұрын

Poor BT-7

@joe125ful 6 жыл бұрын

Lisa King-Wrong channel mustache bro..:)

@ManhNguyen-yd6kz 6 жыл бұрын

Poor m3 lee

@yourlocalt72 6 жыл бұрын

Sturmtiger stronk

@michalsabat4720 6 жыл бұрын

Make Tanktoon Minifilm!!! This may be good. :D

@juanamado8285 6 жыл бұрын

I love This channel

@SomeOne_86 6 жыл бұрын

i feel like a kid but its still fun to watch

@xpertbaby5934 6 жыл бұрын

Best one for now, I laughed so much, and I watched probably 90% of your blog, that confident m3 lee, and stupid gc as always, nobody want it, bussy kv2, very nice

@yagdtigercommander 6 жыл бұрын

Also Kv2 is like they through spears at us comrade A20 is this suppose be the middles ages. I don't know comrade the A20 says. Okay I Derp for you comrade Kv2 says. Dah comrade A20 says back lol XD.

@thecrimsoncommando3875 5 жыл бұрын

As soon as I saw the Lee, I said, "Well, they're dead."

@8749236 6 жыл бұрын

M3 Lee! Finally! Wait, disassembly required! That's not how you build M3 Lee!

@freetolook3727 6 жыл бұрын

LOL...sends back the British "gift".

@zeljkagaletic985 6 жыл бұрын

Best episode ever

@gamejunk2707 6 жыл бұрын

Hey RanZarEng, I really love your tanktoon! I’ve heared you’re based in Russia. Is that true?

@GunMeat 6 жыл бұрын

Between June 1941 and May 1945, Britain delivered to the USSR: 3,000+ Hurricanes 4,000+ other aircraft 27 naval vessels 5,218 tanks (including 1,380 Valentines from Canada) 5,000+ anti-tank guns 4,020 ambulances and trucks 323 machinery trucks (mobile vehicle workshops equipped with generators and all the welding and power tools required to perform heavy servicing) 1,212 Universal Carriers and Loyd Carriers (with another 1,348 from Canada ) 1,721 motorcycles £1.15bn worth of aircraft engines 1,474 radar sets 4,338 radio sets 600 naval radar and sonar sets Hundreds of naval guns 15 million pairs of boots

@lazydragon2551 6 жыл бұрын

The T-50-2 honestly looks much cuter this way.

@vorosgellert5606 6 жыл бұрын

Panzer Dragon What T-50-2??? Thats an A20

@lazydragon2551 6 жыл бұрын

0:40 T-50-2.

@lennartwilde3828 6 жыл бұрын

This repairtank is the best😂

@Wolvenworks 6 жыл бұрын

wow haven't seen kitbashed churchill in a long time

@Sammael66685 6 жыл бұрын

Somehow more historically accurate than the game, as the Lee was referred from soviet troops like a "casket for 6"!

@midlandredux 6 жыл бұрын

The Lee did some good work against Rommel when he only had Mark IIIs. But it was obsolete against Mk IVs. The British and Soviets sent them off to fight the Japanese in 1945. They were great for that. Japanese tanks sucked and the Lee could blast away in all directions at the infantry trying to get at it with satchel charges.

@Sammael66685 6 жыл бұрын

Absolutely right! Still most of the tanks sent by the Lend and Lease treats deemed to be quite inadequate in the east europe and russian warfields as you might now even better than me. Specially due to terrain conditions. Even the Matilda's, proved to be quite efficient, had problems due to the snowy terrain, leading to a huge number of units stuck and left.

@mrswimmytanker7422 6 жыл бұрын

Feel bad for the Churchill it did not even have a chance and the brits were so nice to lend it to the Russians

@TwoFoxPlays 6 жыл бұрын

Oh god..i cant wait to see wat kills the SturmTiger xD

@jameskusumadjaja1196 6 жыл бұрын

Never seen the t-34 so serious

@selimselimoglu4926 6 жыл бұрын

Nice my friend

@smilefront.5828 6 жыл бұрын

*Him are back!!*

@midlandredux 6 жыл бұрын

Next time ship in the M4 diesel with the 76 hv. Russian tankers liked them so much they bought out everything the Fisher plant in Michigan could produce. 5th Guards Tank Corps tip: one Emscher tags the Tiger in the track as it moves. The partner delays a few seconds as the Tiger swerves around on the bad track and puts a hard point in through the side of the turret. Problem solved.

@202reece5 6 жыл бұрын

I love the new M3 lee look! It reminds me of a drill sergeant. Anyone remember the old M3 lee look?

@vukpsodorov5446 6 жыл бұрын

not to be a smartass, but i think that the churchill GC could've actually helped (i think it might stand a chance against the sturmtiger's armour).

@Thurgosh_OG Жыл бұрын

A small one but yes.

@austinfacemyer7790 6 жыл бұрын

I miss Rudy...

@yagdtigercommander 6 жыл бұрын

Its okay Rudy is still out their somewhere trolling German panzer 3's, panzer 4's and panthers some where lol especially the panzer 3s lol XD. Also trying make sure his derpus of twin brother doesn't go play whack a mole with un exploded ordinance again to. Also his German shepard is still peeing in Ferdinand's experiments and Hitler Tank is still whacking him with his whip While being gaged again. Mean While a tiger 1 is wearing a gimp mask while being ridiculed by his younger Brother The King Tiger lol. Yah had to make some past references to lol.

@gyorgytoth1583 6 жыл бұрын

nice:) ügyes

@yagdtigercommander 6 жыл бұрын

sorry for all my posts i am just trying to be helpful , informative and funny to and you don't have to agree with me or you can correct me on things while being civil to as don't know everything but i really enjoy world war 2 history and read up when I can thanks for likes guys. We are all Comrades here lets just enjoy ranzars great work on his episodes and not complain about propaganda and Russian bias just laugh the funny Satire here its pure gold and hey if you don't know much about the second world war its fun way to learn a little bit or the general basis of it.

@wojciechandrzejbodnar9364 6 жыл бұрын

more please :D

@suhailasharif8542 5 жыл бұрын

Good kv-1

@jordikorthals003 6 жыл бұрын

Poor Churchill GC XD

@emizerri 6 жыл бұрын

Thankyou KOMRAD!

@wtfmrb293 6 жыл бұрын

Hhh good one

@henkkutsu5364 6 жыл бұрын

This is actually historically right finally, but the germans ran out of materials, so they lost

@PolishDemocracyTanks 6 жыл бұрын

Tanktoon - Second Siege is good but little help we have so you make a Tanktoon - Little Help 2

@TrickiVicBB71 6 жыл бұрын

M3 Lee is back!...And he is gone. Good to see a video with the Germans winning

@alexandru.g8746 6 жыл бұрын

yey the second part of the series! also #shrekawarness

@timonsolus 6 жыл бұрын

British crate should have had a Valentine II in it, lol

@tongqualin 6 жыл бұрын

Tim Smith Tertrach and Matilda too

@spamuraigranatabru1149 6 жыл бұрын

He just needed a squad of Shermans.

@yagdtigercommander 6 жыл бұрын

nah Sturm tiger would have killed them with one round if it was squad of 3 and if it was five they would only have 2 shermans left the splash alone would destroy or disable more than one Sherman from the blast.

@obamagameradventures 6 жыл бұрын

M3 Lee is back

@Xfiles781 6 жыл бұрын

I miss the mutant lee :p

@NoName-ll5zp 6 жыл бұрын

nice

@DeutscherDummer 6 жыл бұрын

The game carrier would have made this way too easy. We don't want no cheaters here, get it outta here !

@jabub_4983 6 жыл бұрын

Could you make a music video for download because your iTunes don't working :c

@imperatorpeashoter4352 6 жыл бұрын

only hope is hellcat and chaffe

@alexandru.g8746 6 жыл бұрын

1:18 wait wasn t the M3 Lee killed in a very old episode by the Panther/M10? 1:48 nevermind...

@oneandonlyzabal 6 жыл бұрын

PUDDI PUDDI is here! :D 1:18

@cheesecake9875 5 жыл бұрын

At 1:50 THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE did you see what the sturmtiger did to that m3 lee though?

@MilkIsTheDrink 6 жыл бұрын

Sturmtiger ist am besten!!! ;)

@oldtimer4791 6 жыл бұрын

*Sees Churchill* OH HELL NO

@helpme6380 6 жыл бұрын

KV-2 returns not sure how long ago it has been

@BlackStar1994 6 жыл бұрын

True Story :))))

@superspies32 6 жыл бұрын

2 lend-lease tanks are good demonstration for anyone does not know about russian bias

@garypoe4411 6 жыл бұрын

Lol omg what is that a chirchill gun carrier?

@Aalju 6 жыл бұрын

T-34 Had flashbacks of what he created

@yagdtigercommander 6 жыл бұрын

Dah comrade

@TheMamont 6 жыл бұрын

Это офицальный канал ранзар

@TheDiamondBladeHD 6 жыл бұрын

Zwhatsh approves

@riendutout9562 6 жыл бұрын

M3 lee and Churchill Gun Carrière lol

@DoomDutch 6 жыл бұрын

Poor M3 Lee...

@Hs13h 6 жыл бұрын

Hey the lower hull of the m3 has three bogies instead of two

@justanyanhellcat6829 6 жыл бұрын

the Iosif Stalin (IS) is actually Stalin :D

@davengg8467 6 жыл бұрын

How did I know those lend lease crates hand the m3 lee and the Churchill gun carrier inside

@jmcrisolo 6 жыл бұрын

Nice 👍👍👍👍

@SuperSebbe96 6 жыл бұрын

Coffin for seven brothers.

@Hidensee 6 жыл бұрын

Time for Czechoslovakia T34-100. 😈

@tails_gamer9786 6 жыл бұрын

To be continued......... They Need a The IS-6 (I bet That The Stug tiger Kick IS-6 Butt)

@asa0046 6 жыл бұрын

I think in the next vid,kv3 gonna send t 62 /requesting help from china

@Brickkers 6 жыл бұрын

Yus mor tanktuns

@sirderp9219 6 жыл бұрын

KV-2 would have blown up that sturmtiger comrade, Stalinium shells will always penetrate german armor.

@yagdtigercommander 6 жыл бұрын

nope he wouldn't have as its sloped and its a low velocity HE round. and 2mms though normally would make a difference on flat amour its sloped so it would have to be a pretty dam good shot if it did. as the slope effective thickness is 300mm and well its tough enough for a high velocity round to make it through so a derp would have have very low chance at be successful in destroying the Sturm Tiger the Sturm Tiger would win easily he doesn't even need a direct hit to defeat the KV2 lol. But BL10 ISU 152 could do it possible with as the bl10 is a high velocity seal clubber lol.