Who own the chief?

I couldn’t un hear his voice

Yeah, I initially thought it was Lola Falana

It was pretty obvious that was Toby McGuire

Really? I knew it was him before they showed his face. His voice is way too distinctive.

Ummm that was Peter Parker.

Gator during his early college years.

Peter Pornmag...saving the city one magazine at a time...

With great power comes great responsibility

That's also how the Punisher and Emma Frost started out.

No, that’s Tobey Maguire and he’s playing a part here because he’s an actor

There is nothing wrong with liking over 50 grey bush hit house, big beavers, super jungs, black tail. I like all those things. It is a biological need like hunger for food, taking a bath, itchy skin, cleaning your hands, keeping warm during winter, going to the bathroom.

Don't know, bet she has a big beaver

I like how you refer to it as “reading material”. Makes it 20x better

That’s the joke...

Fat jugs and black tail-yep

Jeez way to be insensitive to people like me who can’t see or hear.

It's Spiderman, I would have liked to have kissed Kirsten Dunst and got paid out the yang for it

that was TOBEY???

😂 savage

​@@sstills951lol

They're very expensive!! Probably closer to $200. 😆 🤣 😂 😹

😂😂😂😂

Black Tail was a real magazine also.

Subscription?

Now that mags are obsolete I find it much easier to clean under the bed....and couch.

Grey box?

@@panziniman OMG that is so wrong!!!!!

Eh, "Grey Box Over 50" is just ok, wouldn't define it as great....

Good movie quote......

I like your comment but I refuse to be the 70th person to do so

I mean...how do you think his web comes out...? By thinking about banging Kirsten Dunst.

Peter can't talk. He has a subscription to Tingle magazine.

Or hey Spurt!

When I was really young and really broke, I was best buds with the night guy at the convenience store across the street from my apartment. When Charles H. Levy delivered the shipment of new magazines (huge rack of legitimate ones out front plus the "behind the counter selection"), I'd stock them for him while he clandestinely drank vodka and did a few lines in the employee bathroom, and in exchange I got to peruse the new smut for free. Then we'd laugh our asses off at the cartoons in "Hustler" and "Hustler Humor". Good times. (Eventually I figured out how to get actual women to sleep with me...just in time for free internet porn to become a thing.)

Night shift at a convenience store eh? Well thats about the crappiest job in the history of the world, you shouldn't be judging anyone and anyways I think your story is make believe 😐

When I worked in the video store I once got tipped a dollar and a half for being so discrete when a celebrity chef rented three gay porn flicks....

@@jenseninterceptors You seem fun. Let's hang out

She'd better start collecting cats then...

She'd better start collecting cats then...old age gonna get lonely...

@@Linkale_ So what? Watching porn when you're lonely make you a pervert? Then you'll gladly know that 100% of men are perverts (minus the exceptions).

Eh, the sheer amount is more the problem. Being that dependent on it usually points to an unhealthy relationship with sex.

DAHAKA, GUARDIAN OF THE TIMELINE absolutely lol

Now this is a good woman. And beautiful too 👌🏼

Then that means that you aren't a stuck up tightwad that needs to get a broom yanked out of her rear. But then again, most sensible women don't care if a guy looked at adult content before meeting them because they know that it's a healthy way to take care of some needs.

and the soda too, lookin' all delicious... n fizzy... n red...

Tobey maguire reminded me of that may star from that 70s show

@@c0nstantin86 😂😂😂 What a creep

Professor Snape ?

Yeah my first wife would get all out of sorts when I mentioned porn. My second wife loved to watch it to. It's 21 years married and still going strong.

No the moral of the story is, don't shit where you eat. The saying has been true and always will be.

That's how people end up in prison.

Did you steal that from a South Park episode? Or did you goto college with Matt and Trey.

Better question is did you have a camera set up to capture anyone that may have flipped thru or gawked at them or even better,catch someone sneaking any out of there? 😆😆😆

If this happened today the woman would be like “I literally felt raped in that situation, and his mansplaining was mentally raping me”

@@d1shakenbaker577 Ok boomer

@@daniellamcgee4251 truth hurts?

@@PolPotsPieHole Yes, apparently so. People who say ridiculous over reaction exaggerations like that are responding that way because they feel threatened. It's an attempted backlash against the fact that more women are speaking out about sexual harassment and assault. (Men are too, which is also imprtant). The fear is because they want to cling to old fashioned views and standards where men could get away with more sexual harassment. Whatever age that person is, their views are outdated and now irrelevant. Hence my dismissive 'ok boomer.' Perhaps they are scared of being caught out for sexual harassment, themselves. Me calling that out obviously struck a nerve. So yeah, truth hurts.

@@daniellamcgee4251bet youre the life of the party

Ya can really tell when this dude 'uses' a magazine. All kinds of sticky shit.

I like that you capitalized "porn." You showed how important it is. LOL

@@carlsaganlives6086 You mean the soda residue?

I’m just over here like where do you buy raspberry soda?? 🥤

This was back when gender roles were real, and embraced, by everyone except hilary clinton.

Depends what kind of porn mag!

Are you ok?

@@darnellpistachio2991 hahahahaha you have issues

Agreed bro !

you're right lol

Hell yeah

👏👏👏👏 exactly !

You are my kind of girl 😍😍😍

Umm no that is not true at all. You'd date men who did not ADMIT to watching porn, and in fact many don't, because they get the real thing, because they are alphas and attractive enough to do so. The problem is that women gravitate towards and have children with these men, who then cheat on them, and leave, and then the children have a broken home.

@@stinkycheese804 lmao maaaaajor yikes buddy. Fuckin incel degenerate

Meh, when some people get to a certain age or point in life, sex and porn are like meh. I mean I'm 32 my man is 40 we are overworked and tired and with any relaxation of laying down we start snoring like crazy. Our addiction: video games, to us an endlessly creative outlet, like why even summon the energy to look through hours of bad porn just to have to clean up afterwords? It's all the same thing. Have we looked at it before, of course...but we don't actively look at it because we are not addicted to sexual stimulation. No judgment to those who do, get your porn on 😆...but not everyone is addicted to that same repetitive experience.

@Miss Mel sounds like laziness to me. been with mine 12 yrs and with 2 kids and we fuck like rabbits..after a hard days work. no time for repetitive video games

@Stinky Cheese alpha males still jack off, dont get it twisted, not everyone is fucking 24-7 and can get it immediately as soon as they want it

Before your time probably, kiddo.

So you're like 11 years old then. lol

I've heard of stroke mag and I'm only 28

I just have never heard the term “stroke mag” before that’s all.

The stroke mag goes with the beat rag

Also, she lacks a "Black Tail"! 😆

Totally.. unless it causes issues, like an addiction or what not it pretty normal.. lol

@@melissapyle7879 No such thing, that is just man-hating nonsense.

@@Alvan81 teehehehe

@@manhalen7046 Excellent Screen ID!

I just watched it again and I still laugh. I”ll be back!

@@todd5082 Yeah, this is a funny sketch. 🙂

John Lennon, is that you!? :o

Unable to be recognised him in a glance.

I like the new Spiderman, Tom Holland. He is a actual teen like Peter Parker.

Tobey Maguire is a good looking man in my book.

Tobey and Tom are good spidermen. 👍😆

I did not like Andrew Garfield either.

Yeah he was great in spiderman 3 with the emo jazz hands worst spiderman movie ever.

Yes, known for their articles... mmmwwaah!

I prefer the one he mentioned at the end: Grey Tail Over 50 😉

I prefer Pregnant Sluts

wtf? lol

He gives me more of Tom Green vibes

THAT would actually be a much funnier sketch. And the joke is that she keeps going to different friends to complain, who don't know why she finds it troublesome. The sketch can end after she talks to her mom, and then her grandma about it, and her grandma tells some raunchy story about her grandfather.

@@trekkiejunk I’m so glad you’re not an SNL writer

@@matkriluk -- You have no idea. LOL

That's not what I'm craving after watching this.

Just replace the sodas with beers and the Mars bars with tissues

It's got great outdoor tips for hunting and trapping, too.

@@henrytawnn8694 they really capitalized on the name. Great branding and marketing department at that publication.

The enthusiasm kills me, lol.

Tony Arcieri -ha ha,good one dude!

Except the ones who still live with their parents.

🤣

he likes 'em young eh?