Rating Footballer's DUMBEST Injuries ft. ChrisMD

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Link to my previous video: • I Used AI to Make Foot...
It's a good thing club doctor's exist...
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@OllieDixon 5 ай бұрын

In case anyone was wondering, I had to take the video down last night due to an audio issue for headphone users 😭 That has since been sorted, so now everyone can enjoy the video in all it's glory 😁

@slothgamerhd 5 ай бұрын

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@JeffSmitho-du1ml 5 ай бұрын

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@luisffa7362 5 ай бұрын

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@samuelpinder1215 5 ай бұрын

Imagine watching videos with headphones in your own home

@JOSH-YT 4 ай бұрын

good bc i use headphones lol

@markcraggs6471 5 ай бұрын

Richard Wright deserves a mention for two injuries he suffered while at Everton. In 2003, he dislocated his shoulder by falling out of a loft. But my favourite, in 2006, he injured his ankle before a game at Chelsea by falling over a ‘don’t warm-up here’ sign during the warm-up.

@tobygrantham7215 5 ай бұрын

I know It’s not an injury but Keita being stuck in his country due to a military coup was the funniest and one of the wildest reasons a footballer has missed games

@jayansaini7093 5 ай бұрын

I swear he missed games for the most random reasons

@rohansharma555 5 ай бұрын

He also missed one cuz he got ill from the air conditioning on the private jet. One of my favourites for sure

@jamiep0495 5 ай бұрын

cant forget when he got injured from kicking the ground too hard

@BloodChampagne 4 ай бұрын

how is it funny?

@poseidongaming_27 5 ай бұрын

Keita deserves his own list, missed games due to: stiff neck from the planes air con, tripped whilst on a pre-game team walk, tripped on a blade of grass (genuinely) as well as being in a literal military coup 😅

@knaxman9596 5 ай бұрын

How'd vassell not make it on the darwin award tier. He literally took an electric drill to his toe.

@dancostello4872 5 ай бұрын

I love how every article is consistent in rinsing the injuries, like how there _is_ in fact a difference between volleying a football & volleying a glass jar 😂

@rosiedollface 5 ай бұрын

I love these ideas Ollie you've been having ! The last video was iconic though.. Happy to see it's doing well !

@OliverB0707 5 ай бұрын

For a part two you can’t forget Tanganga falling off a training bike

@samgardiner585 5 ай бұрын

Should’ve included Kirk Broadfoot - already out injured then an egg exploded as he was taking it out of the microwave, scalding him, how’s your luck

@maxbishop9867 5 ай бұрын

ollie you're such a likeable guy man. gonna go watch your previous video now. keep doing your thing bro

@cedster360 5 ай бұрын

Honey! A new Ollie & Chris tier list video just dropped! (jokes aside) Love these vids, great as always!

@maksiminio14hudzenko91 5 ай бұрын

Also, as an honorable mention, Adil Rami, French international exploded his blisters, while dancing "Gangnam Style". So hillarious thing, for a solid centre back, he even missed next match, recovering from that)

@kiri_024 5 ай бұрын

Really hoping Nicolai Müller against Augsburg is in this

@RossParker1877 5 ай бұрын

Ollie and Chris still not knowing who Dave Beassant is makes me feel ancient

@OllieDixon 5 ай бұрын

My ball knowledge only stretches back to 2012 as that’s when I started getting into football (and that’s pretty much only Arsenal based knowledge 😂), anything before then is a blur 😆

@CoventryJosh-ut1yz 5 ай бұрын

If ever you do a part 2, former Coventry player was put out for weeks as he slipped in the shower and sliced his toe on the gratings

@villestromberg7581 5 ай бұрын

How is Litmanen not here? Didn’t he get a beer cork in his eye that injured him. The man was made of glass.

@hardingryan42 5 ай бұрын

If you want a stupid injurys, Kirk brodfoot was burt by an exploding egg, also theres alot more to that ivano bonnetti story

@JonasFootball 5 ай бұрын

Finally I can enjoy this video with both ears

@jimbobbins6612 5 ай бұрын

A domestic radiator uses water heated by a boiler.

@reu_messa836 5 ай бұрын

Lee burge once got injured whilst watching a ice hockey game after getting hit by a puck in the stands😂

@aofa. 5 ай бұрын

Steven’s video now this? Christmas truely came early 😄

@annesayer4338 2 ай бұрын

I remember seeing this video when i saw a notification on my phone from fotmob. It said 'son injured during ping pong incident at Asian cup' and I laughed so hard imagining son getting hit in the finger by a ping pong ball or something! Then I realised he was breaking up a fight over a ping pong game and broke his finger whilst separating Kim min jae and lee Kang lin

@Kas98593 5 ай бұрын

Mathew Ryan fractured his cheekbone during a gymsession at AZ this december

@DinomotoMennovi 5 ай бұрын

I did see the last video and thought it was a banger, shame people are missing out on it.

@rosiedollface 5 ай бұрын

Chris with the Nerf gun in the background + picture of Smudge.. love it haha !

@zAlex22YT 5 ай бұрын

Should have added when Asensio missed a game with Real Madrid due to a pimple on his leg😂

@Leon-jx8wc 2 ай бұрын

Naby Keita deserve his own video. So many funny reasons to miss games. Prisoner of war, getting injured in the pre game walk, a stiff neck from poor AC on a plane

@orlaorla8677 5 ай бұрын

You gotta love an Ollie Dixon ft the other guy from jersey upload!

@mylegsfish 5 ай бұрын

love these tier lists 😂

@henrybird2297 5 ай бұрын

Leroy Lita, (oh I’d rather have a litre than a pint) stretching when he woke up is a big miss 😂

@massivemuscleman3414 5 ай бұрын

The last vid was a banger 😭

@gmoss101 4 ай бұрын

The Dan Burn thing is similar to what happened to a basketball player from my hometown. Gerald Green was playing basketball on a makeshift goal while wearing a ring and when he dunked the ball the ring got caught and ripped his finger off.

@nano3581 5 ай бұрын

kirk broadfoot injured himself with boiled eggs.

@Ora0315 5 ай бұрын

The real ones saw this vid already when it was unlisted

@Don_Dewitt 5 ай бұрын

'real ones' cringe

@Ora0315 5 ай бұрын

@@Don_Dewitt Lad, your name is TaxEvaison420, that's an own goal

@JJJackson777 Ай бұрын

feel for Canizares, I've stood on glass barefoot before and you'd be surprised how hard it is to fetch bandages and patch yourself up when you're leaving literal trail of blood everywhere you go😂

@noddyjoe 5 ай бұрын

The Kyle reminds me of the time I was recovering from a fractured ankle. Had made myself a cuppa and limped back to the sofa, as I sat down my ankle gave way and I fell back - split my got tea all over myself and burnt my chest 😅

@slothgamerhd 5 ай бұрын

What an early Christmas present

@aliamello7878 5 ай бұрын

No way the last video didn't get views, it was fucking hilarious

@CrunchyMotorsport 5 ай бұрын

The Dixon family could fill this whole table

@diogomoreira4345 5 ай бұрын

A Sturm Graz player missed a Europa League game this season with Sporting Lisbon because he swallowed a bee

@rspbgaming8147 5 ай бұрын

A new football ranking list? ....Count me in

@matthewjustin8975 5 ай бұрын

Ollie mate ur an icon of Chris md early days 🤜🏽🤜🏽

@hrajavuori8785 5 ай бұрын

Need a part two for the AI fights 😅

@2000Jord 5 ай бұрын

Once missed a football watch when I was younger as I had a couple peas stuck up my nose had to go hospital to get it all out 😂

@gijsw8681 4 ай бұрын

Lol my favourite team, pec zwolle (dutch first tier) had a goalkeeper with 9 fingers who is kind of a legend for the club, called diederik boer

@bentme7067 5 ай бұрын

The dumbest injury I had was breaking my thumb in a car door before a game and still managed to play and keep a clean sheet helps when you don't know until after a game that kind of infomation

@niallcallanan5184 5 ай бұрын

Great video but how did you miss the Rio Ferdinand remote incident

@owenh6061 5 ай бұрын

Can't believe that AI vid didn't do so well, that was the most I've laughed at a KZfaq vid all year (PS do it again with a cameo from Neil Warnock)

@JilshieFCB 5 ай бұрын

Love the Bayern poster on the wall 😉

@leechristie1848 5 ай бұрын

Canny believe you missed out Kirk Broadfoot and the eggs exploding in his face

@SunOfCinder 4 ай бұрын

Lowlight of my life was a subluxation dislocation of my shoulder whilst picking up a shirt

@Don_Dewitt 5 ай бұрын

I always thought Rio hurt his back reaching for a remote 😮

@Mitchel1809 5 ай бұрын

I remember Tore Reginiussen had to miss some games bc he cut himself while making Guacamole, and had surgery on his arm

@mitchellgeorge6031 5 ай бұрын

I saw a player in the MLS tear his achilles I believe while celebrating a goal

@waynerhodes5823 5 ай бұрын

Liam Lawrence whilst playing for Stoke tripped over his dog in the middle of the night and fell down the stairs.

@obiwanmartyn 5 ай бұрын

the first one with wasp stings if he had a bad reaction to the stings it could be debilitating to be fair

@calummccracken1154 5 ай бұрын

That choice of picture for Kevin Kyle just sent me to a dark place

@dimitrijensk2845 5 ай бұрын

My instinct when I drop anything glass is to jump away. I’ve read way too many of these stories about tendons being cut.

@Isaac-qc1ur 4 ай бұрын

Kevin de Bruyne and the Perminator

@LoogiBalloogi 5 ай бұрын

I didn't even realise Dan Burn was missing a finger until now.

@Ryan-kf7of 5 ай бұрын

The first one is just if you stumble on a wasps nest it's too late.

@Josh-cm9jw 5 ай бұрын

Was really hoping to see Liam Lawrence on this, injured by tripping over his dog on the stairs in the middle of the night

@gavinpower2020 4 ай бұрын

Shout for NFL player Jason Pierre Paul who blew one of his fingers off while using fireworks

@exactinmidget92 5 ай бұрын

none of these are as dumb as Antonio Brown getting frostbite in summer during the hottest year we had in California. dude clearly didn't want to play for the Raiders and was cut like a week later.

@orlandothompson5861 4 ай бұрын

Shout out to Drogba’s bout of malaria that lasted 26 minutes

@masteryeet3600 5 ай бұрын

Ollie is looking more and more like Ron Weasley with each passing day

@tomc9453 5 ай бұрын

Ollie's new trim reflecting his concern over being replaced by a younger model...

@camhusmj38 5 ай бұрын

Ollie has a cat? Can we see it?

@OllieDixon 5 ай бұрын

I’m sure he will feature in future videos as and when he bugs me while I’m filming 😆

@JJudeasd 5 ай бұрын

If the guy getting a blood infection by drilling a hole in his toenail doesn't go the Darwin award category then I dont know what does...

@leslasa429 5 ай бұрын

Rurik gislason once had a back injury. apparently he was sitting badly whilst playing cod...

@oscarellis1080 5 ай бұрын

I remember the time loic remy pulled his hamstring after celebrating a goal

@EzPzz 5 ай бұрын

This entire video could be Naby Keita

@thatguy5165 5 ай бұрын

YO what's the song name in 8:15 ?

@robbie1238 5 ай бұрын

Haven't watched it yet but keita getting injured by falling on a team walk then missing 2 months has to be up there

@tumppituuxdlol 5 ай бұрын

i saw it yesterday why reupload

@JonasFootball 5 ай бұрын

Chris's entire audio was only on the left ear the last time

@robbiehoward15 5 ай бұрын

up the town

@kacperzaborowski5766 3 ай бұрын

If u were to do a part 2 just a heads up kamil glik tried to perform a bicycle kick before the World Cup in 2018 got injured missed the first 2 games the cover cb for him scored an own goal and got Poland eliminated peek shit housery 😭🤣

@kylemorrison5202 5 ай бұрын

Kirk Broadfoot injuring himself while microwaving eggs is surely up there

@RiciB13 5 ай бұрын

Marco Asensio missing a few games because of an infection in his genital area due to shaving has to be on the next one

@simonmeadows7961 5 ай бұрын

How can you not remember Dave Beasant? He's a cult hero of 90s football. His name is not pronounced Bee-zant. It rhymes with pheasant and pleasant.

@nabodabo1235 5 ай бұрын

you forgot the guy that got injured during a "session" with their significant other

@ethanfoster2972 5 ай бұрын

Hartlepool mention!!!

@harryhunter8818 5 ай бұрын

Up The Pools! 💙🤍

@JoaoMMexia Ай бұрын

You couldn't find a picture of the farting German because that article got his name wrong, it's not Sascha Bender, it's Sascha Benda.

@faunijaalanmiehet1194 Ай бұрын

No Jari Litmanen injuries?

@justsomeguy2743 5 ай бұрын

Naby Keita had an injury because an aircon was on his neck during a flight…

@ArsenalBetterThenChelsea 5 ай бұрын

have to put that person who i think broke his leg cuz a dog full pellted at him

@lewishendo9328 5 ай бұрын

Just missed out on tsimikas

@Spacenugget9 4 ай бұрын

The genital hot water burns one should have been in Darwin award-worthy, because it could have removed his genes from further contributing to the hu7man gene pool (the definition of a Darwin award).