Amazing the guy still had a crew that loyal. But the story was well written and well read. I enjoyed.
@dcomeau36362 ай бұрын
From the sounds of it he slowly got better as a being. Going from murdering everyone to only pretending to poison (though still a couple of murders) to only killing because of mutiny.
@davesy69693 ай бұрын
Fifteen men on a dead xenos chest, yo ho ho and a box of chocolate coins.
@williamcastro30173 ай бұрын
Aye!
@davethompson33263 ай бұрын
Wish I'd worn my woolly vest, cause I've chilblains on my Kinder Eggs
@christopherg23473 ай бұрын
"I just want some gold and jewels!"
@noppornwongrassamee89413 ай бұрын
Heh. Under that ruthless pirate exterior is just a kid that wants to live the adventure stories of his youth.
@vinnyganzano19302 ай бұрын
Me too😁
@bow-tiedengineer44533 ай бұрын
The real treasure was the friends we made along the- *BANG*
@taetannim35813 ай бұрын
Omg, this was so sweet lol! Lot of murder, but still sweet.
@kurtismiller95443 ай бұрын
For the Skald and his family, may fhe algorithm sing his praises!
@sircharlesvonpimpsmack76673 ай бұрын
Fantastic story. Your narration seems to capture the breaking of this, rebel with a dream. You can almost picture the face of angry frustrated loathing as his spirit snaps. Even when he finds actual treasure in vintage collectibles of a more inappropriate nature, he can't find joy plundering the booty. Pun intended. It's a story of a human dreaming of being a space pirate like from treasure planet, only to slowly have that dream become a nightmare of disappointments. He just wants money that jingles and cool unknowable gadgets from species he can't pronounce. A simple man with simple ideals. It's perfect.
@Obligate.Carnivore3 ай бұрын
Great job Agro, as always.😎🥩
@dont.beknown56223 ай бұрын
They weren't just crew... they were friends.
@Shadow.Dragon3 ай бұрын
Great story; Excellent narration! Space pirates... LOL!!!
@carldooley93443 ай бұрын
Imagine if he realized how much water and fertile soil went for in space...
@Obligate.Carnivore3 ай бұрын
Awesome of course Agro
@coyotehavoc51183 ай бұрын
Good morning and good evening.
@nachtwaya87213 ай бұрын
Yo, ho, all hands, hoist the colors high...
@andersevjen14652 ай бұрын
this one made me chuckle. Thank you i needed that.
@bloodcult52623 ай бұрын
This was definitely one of my favorites!
@victortahlor40383 ай бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser12333 ай бұрын
This story got so much better due to the release of SPACEKING :) FOR DA BEARD .. you Embody the weary old Pirate/Treasure Hunter.
@redakroma13 ай бұрын
Oh Man, that was Great!
@AmbroseBoaBowie3 ай бұрын
A Captain ain’t nothin without a good crew behind him 🏴☠️ That’s so cute
@AlexSDUАй бұрын
Aye, agreed on ya, matey.
@marvinjohnson24883 ай бұрын
Well done sir,well done.
@athos10293 ай бұрын
Well done Agro.
@allenmorgan10073 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@KwaterbugBUTCHER2 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice!
@oldbutnotdead13 ай бұрын
Shiny, shiny algorithms, so shiny
@theshadyprotector84123 ай бұрын
I'm at a loss for words.
@Voriof12 ай бұрын
He just vendored/tossed the mats for 3 tech level upgrades.
@jj0033333 ай бұрын
Now thats how you make a story! Great job. Loved it. Cant wait fornthe next one
@traceybrown23992 ай бұрын
OMG, He'll go off to find some guys family jewels and find....some guys "family jewels"😂
@tzisorey2 ай бұрын
Maybe the real treasure was the corpses we made on the way.
@dh5993 ай бұрын
Is RegalLegalEagal the only person writing on r/HFY or something, I swear every retfos I've seen has been written by them.
@bananabreadguy79603 ай бұрын
Why not though, his work is amazingly good. Also I think it was requested.
@chrstfer24523 ай бұрын
RegalLegalEagle and Betty Adams (who does the "humans are weird" short stories) are some of my favorites, and as far as i can tell RLE is still active
@anathardayaldar3 ай бұрын
Couldn't get past the cap betraying his partners.
@NXTangl2 ай бұрын
He seems to have slowly picked up a crew that he actually got along with instead of just one as hungry for treasure as him. Seems like he did learn the lessons after all...
@lynntenney48513 ай бұрын
😀
@TheRealInscrutable3 ай бұрын
200K
@GR3YD3ATH3 ай бұрын
🐲🐲🐲
@merlinathrawes7463 ай бұрын
So just how much of our pirate captain was still organic when we left him?
@RealArcalian3 ай бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo What's a pirate without ill gotten gains?
@gordonhardwick95523 ай бұрын
Hello
@earmunchermuncher76393 ай бұрын
Fta
@t.p.34563 ай бұрын
For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠
@serineaaskold84283 ай бұрын
The ancient king's family jewels? Balls to that malarkey
@WingManFang12 ай бұрын
Dude claims the greatest treasure is “Gold, Gems, and (Alien Artifacts),” proceeds to bitch and moan when he finds said (Alien Artifacts) because they weren’t Gems and Gold… 😂 Priceless….just like all his Loot 😂😂😂😂😂 🫡