"I tell Minnie that I need some time alone with him" bitch if you don't

She be like Don’t mess with my man imma be the one to break it to ya to minnie

"He's everything you want in a... perfect person." I was like bitch too late, we all completed that sentence internally with "man"

His name is Jose though so where does that nickname come from? What if she gave it to him?

@@astrangermagi Maybe his name is José Ricardo 🤣🤣

I imagine during sex she would say "FUck me Micky" and just blame it on the accent

Man my uncle mickey could make a Puerto Rican grandma really happy one day

ricky rat

Same bruh

I don’t think she ever pulls that out bruh

"Mickey's got quite the dickey"

oN gOD

Wait wait time stamp??

Not a single comment

Lakonan Gonchar DELETE THIS

Bro your name...

She packed a wholeass tantrum, I wouldn’t even know what to do besides get ready to beat her ass lmao

you spelled y’all wrong

Karla - that'd make a good parody

8:23 it sounds like she tryina get Eiffel towered...

Yes

black friday must be a holiday, she can get hell of a lot of mickey for cheap and only has to step on a few hands

oh no

Yeah i like to think she has a riot shield for that

Its true. Its me. I was the kid.

Project ZULU YT that had me laughing aloud. Thank you.

What's even a nickname for Jose

@@WEFAbender6 lmao there isn't

@@yxnglamppost3538 i see it as a win 😁

@@WEFAbender6 Zey/Zay

dani LMAO

Andrea Huang cuz he knows he caused/allowed this lol

Bad Nunnery cuz he is

Yeah! and his lower lip trembles whenever he speaks. That poor man, I feel kinda sorry for him. I think its time to file the divorce. Xd

what do you mean "why", did you not watch the video? That was sad enough to make me cry

8:25

Ikr, rip retail workers

man u funny as fuck hahahhahah

Star Android “nooooo ummm unfortunately we don’t giveaway our signs”

I got the right man for you, he'll give you a chakra orgasm but he keeps saying "I really love helping people" every 2 minutes

In all 69 of them

My uncle had the same face during his second divorce. This man is slowly deteriorating, hes def not happy

he needs to leave bruh he is not happy.. it's not even a joke he's getting less attention than a fictional character i feel so bad

I know right

I thought she was about to drop to the floor and flail her limbs around like a 5 year old.

@@Alex-xu7ch for real. Maybe add some crocodile tears too, just so devastating

“I’m gonna find them, I’m gonna find them when you throw them away” ......... UM YIKES

It brought back flashbacks of working at target when I was a teenager. There are people who ask about the signage a lot. Or were. Idk.

Jay Davis I mean at least like you can tell he kinda understands that he’s responsible like that’s probably why he’s still married to her.... he feels guilty as FUCK

Dawg nah it ain’t her fault she fucked in the head

If you take a girl to Disneyland and she gets obsessed with a fictional character, is it really your fault?

Kyle Williams obviously he didn’t force her, but he unknowingly opened the door lol

@@kwkylewilliams462 THAT's how tragedy works, though. You fuck up, without knowing it, and reap the consequences as a sort of lesson. The lesson here is, never take your wife to Disneyland. Of course.

Kayla Griffith car boys aren’t bad

Not car boys we ain’t buying and keeping tons of cars cuz that shits expensive, like maybe we have 2-3 cars but no more.

I said what I said, dudes. Car boys are what horse girls are to society and it’s a fact.

thank you. I know some car boys and i never thought it was weird as horse girls because its so common but I find their obsession troubling

The endboss

*jojo transition starts playing*

- their bank account..

Sarah Younan nah this bitch gotta be balling. She for sure gets money from Guinness world record books.

💀💀💀

Both

😂😂😂😂

LMAOOO

Is your grandma Japanese and some how affiliated with being a ninja or spec ops

Same dude, onetime my grandma was just on the fucking balcony and a macaw was vibing out and she grabbed bro for no good reason and kept him 😭

@@brown_gurl not the homie😭

My mind has just been blown.

Why you gotta remind me of the outsiders 😭😭

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that saw what he did there🤣🤣🤣

Amazing.

if you wanna see that, I'm right here

I didn’t make the dobby filter but i most definitely will rival him in the biggest mistake

noel pussy indulgence

Lmfao

Mimi W innit im on my summer break from uni stop hitting me with sociology bars bro

Fr that shit was spot on

first gens kno wassup

Nah I say if they're happy putting that shit on TV for the public, it's fair game. They're clearly comfortable enough with it that they should be able to take a light roast from some random ass, racially ambiguous short dude

Too real

he is not black tho

@@Mohamadtheman nah he got a little bit of everything in him

@@boogaoogagooba No

@@Mohamadtheman he’s a genetic whirlpool, every single race is in there

@@Mohamadtheman white? yeah. black? he got some. fuck it, NASCAR? that’s in there too

that øne persøn i feel so fucked up for laughing at this lmao the sad mickey looks so pathetic too

I feel so bad for laughing at this but LITERALLY men ain't shit I guess

This isn't really that weird, she presumably liked Mickey mouse already at this point, so yeah, her husband buying her a sad Mickey, the ONLY one she has, is actually a really thoughtful gift. Ofc gifts of that nature are going to look weird from the outside, but the husband clearly knew his wife and got her something she has cherished for decades.

@@markbergin8821 yes but if you were her husband in this situation would you buy her a _sad_ mickey mouse?

I’m cryinnnnnnn

It was his fault for taking her to disneyworld lol.

he goes by "ricky" because it rhymes with mickey :(

annica lmfaooo same

18 yr old girl be like *parts cheeks*

magictdog nahhh man it’s more like the 14 year olds 😩😩

@@lovecleric I wrote 14 and deleted it i dont wanna be on a list😔

Serious question tho ..girls really find Jimin attractive ? Dude looks like a 14yr old lesbian . He’s like king EBoy

Stardoo Galaxie those people are just as crazy and weird

5000 dolls of an anime girl? who has them? im sure someone does but im pretty sure the average "anime waifu merch consumer" isnt AS CRAZY as this woman 😭

@@noraenora6735 she got a head start. Once us weebs start turning 50 we'll get there

Stardoo Galaxie guess I’m starting my anime waifu collection

You right thooooo

sarah i agree with what ur saying and at the same time ur post makes me want to start a revolution and destroy the system

Cecilia T- hahaha well if you start a revolution, count me in! Retail work is not easy; customer service is not easy. Every person should have to work one waitresses/retail job in their life so they can understand what it's like.

*She really oughta have just slipped a regular retail worker there $100, and then told them she'd give them another $100 afterwards if they lead her to the dumpster they put the display in when they're through with it. Be a much better chance of her getting it that way I think. Where there's a will, there's a way! Sometimes ppl just gotta get creative if they **_REALLY_** want something. Having an attitude or being pissed at the possibility of not getting something, is more often than not gonna hurt your chances of actually getting it.*

Lock your doors

Gigi he coming or he COMING

Gigi OH GOD OH FUCK HE’S HERE

I've met people like that. They try anything to get marketing material but we have to destroy it after we use it.

thats craaazy im just gonna fucking walk into a walmart today and ask for their checkout aisles

despotic godmother same thing happened to me when i went into Walmart when they were upgrading their self checkout machines. They said they don’t give out the old ones?? like wtf

Jack Johnston ok real shit i do this at gamestop and they give me promo stuff. i have their old wii u kiosk lol

@@mostlyghostyy what the actual fuck ur telling me this WORKS? bitch ive been craving a subway sign in my room

NOT THE LOL DOLL DISPLAYS💀

Molly W nah, he’d be proud as shit

@ThatKrustyPizza yup

Only if she was Jewish.

Cookie Waffle it’s an obsession. She literally has a meltdown when she can’t get what she wants when it comes to Mickey

Cookie Waffle me too. I’m an adult woman with 2 kids and I love making dollhouse miniatures. It’s a lot of effort and craft but people still think it’s childish, but it’s my favourite way to unwind.

Having interests is fine!! Being obsessive is not

Yeah, I still like to have a few stuffed animals and some cutesy decorations, and that’s alright, but I definitely get the feeling that she’s using this as an unhealthy coping mechanism for something else. She’s definitely a hoarder, just only for Mickey

Hello Anon Same! I’m a whole ass adult and like my coupla of stuffed animals on my bed. It’s nice, it’s cute, and keeps my inner child happy.

I really thought she was gonna say it. 😂

Ted Cruise is already melted

le gameur du 69 i would too if my wife was too busy getting gang banged by 300 micky mouse plushies

No Org. XIII Hot Topic coat Mickey, we got a fake fan here guys 🙄

Hahahaha I was about to say

TRUE

Johnny flame vlogz exactly what i thought

Hispanic and some kind of Asian maybe?

*latino and Asian maybe?

he's not mexican haha

i love how we're just never gonna know

Save him 😭

my grandmother has an obsession with tweetie bird and i remember being 4 and tripping and breaking her tweetie toaster. in conclusion, i don’t see her much anymore 😀

@@bbydel2752 What happened??

The "I've gained at least 30 wrinkles since I first learned to do this but can't be arsed to try any other way" eyeliner?

@Hudson Gregory best insult of 2019 😍😍😍

Facts

😂

Joel Baker best god damn comment under this video BY FAR 😂😂

i-

@@velmacrutch9480 I try I try

Joel Baker 💀

I could go half puerto rican half japanese but one part has to be hispanic for sure

Joshua Mercer There’s only one race, the human race. But PR is it’s own culture though.

Ethan Wilkins WHAT ABOUT N A S C A R ?!

Stacy Perriera hahaha true. I forgot, thanks for reminding me.

@@Aj-sn1dp ?? bonus ep?

Ayeeeeee shout out to all the racist grandma's 😂

Being rich and racist IS the American Dream

@¡ wigless demon ! Slavery, Manifest Destiny/Trail of Tears/Monroe Doctrine/Native Peoples Genocide, Gold Rush, Japanese internment camps, redlining, all used to give white people the American Dream. Also CNN is racist as fuck anyway.

@@brennanturner6783 How the fuck did the Monroe Doctrine contribute to the racist American Dream

¡ wigless demon ! Shut up dawg like bruh you probably racist as hell

those exist but don’t ask why i know that

All that drug cartel money her husband makes

*Honestly, I'm thinking something high up in the medical field. In one of her husbands personal interviews, it showed him in front of quite a bit of imaging screens. If he is an anesthesiologist or something of the sort, he can definitely afford her obsession.*

sometimes you gotta wring them out too

i love your art & seeing u comment is like my two worlds colliding lol

I’m crying 😂

Minnie Small fucking pranked 😂

oh my gOd ksksk

Also at 13:31 like damn lol

Shhh don't tell her or she will cut it out and put it in her scrapbook.

is it a KH mickey outline or an actual Mickey Mouse face?

Ms. Mystery i just heard a noise downstairs im scared

Elijah Dowell outline

@@eminia1 just play some Mickey Mouse movie in another room, when she goes in lock her in and run. Do not stop. Run until you find Disneyland. That's the only thing that can protect you now. Ask for Minnie she is the only one who can stop her.

I just looked through his Twitter and he actually tweeted some very offensive things in 2015

He also did blackface.

i had a babysitter like that too.....are we related

Did she work at a day care lol?

Same but it was tinker bell. Everything was tinkerbell. Purses, shirts, jewelry, blankets, etc

@@MA-zg2pz I knew someone who was obsessed with Tinkerbell too-

Dickey?

Dio DICKEY JWNSNSJ

The balls are Micky's ears

OHHH SHIT YOU RIGHT

Oh my goodness another person who knows what the outsiders are😭

Two-bit Matthews is the man 😍

Duuude i completely forgot about that

Holy fuck, you just brought back flashbacks to when my friends and I used to joke around that Two Bit went to Disneyland and tried to fuck Mickey Mouse

hope lol frrr here too 🤧

I SNORTED

Is Noel jimin's fan or sum?

@@user-yj8kf9yb3o pretty sure hes mocking bts fans

JIMIN SWEETIE I-

Rose Rodriguez busted a lung

eatjin . exe same 😔

IF SHE'S ALIVE 😭😭

Josie Joyner same I live in Missouri and this is pretty normal for middle aged woman here

i assume thats just what happens to middle aged moms w no hobbies who've never experienced hardship and have no personality

ok 6ix9ine

Well shit that’s a lot of work for her in order to cheat.

OMG yessss

OMG IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY

Get this to top comment.

finally some good fcking food

Will Colin an remington get together finally?

Emmy F askin the real questions right here p.s. stay safe!

I live in Sebastian! Be safe!

Catagory 5 now, just get out of there man

the phrase “protecting all her mice” FUCKED ME UP

I'm from Orlando. There's a lot of Disney obsessed women in this area 🤦‍♀️

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMFAO

yess lmao

Dang... I really thought it was mouse skeeters

Ay I remember that movie

Eww is he in jail now? And are you okay?

Monbebean Yeah I’m ok, he had an obsessive fear of something bad happening to me so he would follow me to class and work everyday or have other people check up on me when he was away to “make sure I was there”. It was really weird because for a long time I didn’t know about it; he was hung out in my friend group, but I didn’t know him that well. But he told me he developed an obsession when we got to high school because I “seemed so much more depressed” than when I was in middle school and for some reason that made him think I was in constant danger and that he literally could not survive without having some kind of my “essence” in him in the form of blood. I never told anybody about it except for one of my friends from the same group who knew him and who knew he did weird shit. So he was never arrested and I didn’t pursue a restraining order because I didn’t want anyone else to know. It was embarrassing and scary. It just felt so violating. I always compared it to being raped because it gave me the same horrible sick feeling of being violated and not having control. And I have been raped so I can say for sure that the violation was very real and that it was an accurate comparison. Anyway, I’m ok now. He eventually had a mental breakdown and was hospitalized. He said he had “psychotic depression” and the only way he could get better was to go no contact completely. He said he didn’t like being that way or feeling the way he did when this was happening. It’s been a long time since then so I’m sure he’s moved on and is doing better.

@@doombuggy123 wow, that's sucks, I'm glad to things are okay now.

Dayum what that is crazy asf

@@doombuggy123 man it just sucks when good people got issues and make other people get worse because there so mentally fucked.

I know right?? I wasn't expecting music from OFF and I love it.

Loved the usage of the Catherine soundtrack!

Y'all know I gotchu ✨

Hes used OFF and Hiveswap on repeated occasions and all of them gave me whiplash

KingKiio ohhhhh so it’s you!!! Bro I love when you put in persona 5 music thank you for your edits !!!

He's always giving us content while roasting us

Haaa? LMAOO for real

That shit made me laugh so hard lol

off topic but ayeee a jvckie stan

han jisung enthusiast YESS, I never see any Jvcki stans around in the comments so AYEE

It's definitely happened at least once or twice. Like for real

And you know she ain't roll playing as Minnie

No you won't.

@@hannahstudebaker1667 okay.

I liked the comment but pls don’t do it 😂

Getting close girl might wanna book that appt

We'll need link to pictures when you do, lol