The 90 Page Document: docs.google.com/document/d/1dGiSmd_u3UT-qWbWjQtwMQ9qCur9pS1pQ-hRlxLvCgs/preview This is a mostly raw cut of the reaction of all of the news that came out about CookieLoL. Spear tried to play devils advocate and give benefit of the doubt at first, but as he got further there was no saving this guy... 90 PAGES MAN!!!! It was so bad Naayil and Drututt had to show up. 😭

Spear : Let's give him the benefit of the doub- Naayil : TO THE CROSS !

*Select your challenger:* • Taco, Interrogation Specialist • Spearshot, Hopium's Glory • Naayil, Ruthless Executioner • Dr. Uttut, Psychology Expert • Neace, The Underdog/ Business Master • RatIRL, Reformed Mother Tereza • Slicker, The Trickster • Humzh, The Exceptional/ "Not All ADCs" • Thebausffs, Riot's Shepherd • Tarzaned, The Doctor • Nemesis, King of Kings • Agurin, King of The Jungle • Jankos, The Zoner/ "Pro Player, Stays Calm" • Dantes, The Voices of Madness/ Horseman of Hell • Manco1, The Devil Reincarnated • Elosanta, Tinder's Finest • Foggedftw, The Undying Warrior • Tyler1, The Universalist/ Pride of The Rift • Tobias Fate, The Ruined King • Carnarius, Shurima's Pride • Trick2g, The Ancient One/ El Truco • Kesha, The Diagnosed One/ Hell Before the Storm • Elite500, Bloodborn Lord • Xpetu, SHENsei of The Rift • Ceadrel, The Analyst/ Kowalski of The Rift/ Guardian of Cathedrals • YamatoCannon, The Godfather • LS, The Tactician/ "Liandry's Shopkeeper" • IWillDominate, The Connoisseur • Makkro, The Wholesome/ Messiah of Ornn • LL Stylish, The Unseen Shadow/ "Young Zed Player"/ Chinese Airlines • Pinkward, The Mind-reader/ The Seer • Polypuff, Bard of Anarchy and Peace • Lathyrus, The Loyal/ Ruler of Supports • Yassuo, Lost by The Wind • Dzukill, Wind's Salvation • SolarBacca, The Commando • TFBlade, Jax of No Sins • Midbeast, The Reviewer/ Dopa's Nightmare • Boxbox, The Forgotten • Voyboy, Not The Soiest of Boys • Imaqtpie, Legend of The Past • Xfsn Saber, Copium's Emblem • Sloppy Walrus, Bane of Hiroshima/ The Bomba Guy • SoloRenektonOnly, Head of Reflection/ Duke of Explosionvile • NightBlue3, The Pathfinder • Zwag, The Scriptwriter/ Cannon Evader • Professor Akali, King of Silver Lobbies • GrossGore, The Destroyed/ "BruvKEK" Enjoyer *∆ THE DAMNED:* *• Hashinshin, Experienced Veteran/ "Super Top"* *• Cookie, Thanos of Sins/ Jack of All Sins/ The Collector/ Dungeon Master* *∆ THE ELITE:* • *FAKER, THE DEMON KING* *"Out of sight, but always there"* • *DOPA, THE UNBEATEN* *"The ones who win simply haven't faced him"* Big thanks to everyone in the comments for helping the list grow!

I can't help but to imagine Spearshot and Nayyil being represented by their mains. Spearshot still belives people can change and be better. He has hope in humanity as Phanteon does in the Game. Meanwhile, Nayyill thinks people are and allways will be the same. He gave up on them just like Aatrox in the lore 😂

PREDATOR- Active: After a 0.25-second cast time, gain Predator for 10 seconds, which grants you bonus movement speed while facing enemy Champions within 3000 units, ramping up to 25% − 50.3% (based on level) over the first 1.5 seconds. After ramping up, your next damaging basic attack or instance of ability damage against an enemy champion ends Predator to deal 20 − 180 (based on level) (+ 25% bonus AD) (+ 15% AP) bonus physical or magic damage after a 0.25-second delay.

That fact that Cookie called himself a daddy to young teenagers, its the cringe shit ever.

Ratirl's channel has the anime version SpearShot's channel has the manga

The more Spear Shot content, the better.

It went from cupcakes to cookies like the pattern is crazy my guy

TFBlade quakes in fear at Cookies Jax

Nayyil: im gonna leave call dont worry. Also Nayyil: proceeds to stay with spearshot for the content. These guys play champions that dislike eachother yet both spear and Nayyil act like brothers i love it. Nayyil: Issa if you do this I will drop you. Spear: I like that, and I will do the same to you. Nayyil: Exactly. Their bros 100%

"Leash Yourself" "What's he talking about? The blue buff?" Spear is a fucking comedian LOL

Didn't know cookie was a Jax main

you know your careers over when the evidence has a table of contents the size of a full page 😭

cant get any better when the best top laners drututt naayil and spearshot trio comes band together😂

Naayil: I'm not gonna stay long (proceeds to stay for 4 more hours)

cookielol taught me to always build void staff vs annie for the 40% pen when your playing as jax

We need a Naayil + Spear podcast asap

Naayil enters "i am not gonna stay for long, i am gonna leave" then proceeds to stay for 3 fucking hours xD

1:42:00 Spear's delivery on the Urgot E+Flash part got me lightheaded from laughing too hard

I thought Cookie was an adc, didn't know he was a top laner in disguise

Bro mistimed QSS and failed to cleanse himself of this horrendous cc. Rest in grey screen brother Cookie

Bro I just love Spear and Naayil's interactions with one another. They're literally like their OTPs watered down its amazing. Love them man.

Its insane how positive my favorite streamers are. Mature men rolemodels are what makes girls like me happy for the future

soo funny a pantheon otp and a aatrox otp make a perfect duo, i love those guys even more now

Thank you so much Cookie! I spent only 3$ for his Patreon and now I'm a challenger ADC who's attracted to minors, omw to jail. Truly a purchase of all time

Cookie plays adc. Hash is top laner. Drututt is both top laner and plays adc 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️

Fun/Educational fact: In germany we are saying "going behind swedish curtains" when someone goes to prison. This saying developed due to sweden having a really good steel quality back in the days, so multiple countries used it to secure prison windows with said steel bars. Found it akwardly fitting ^^

God tier editor compiling 6 hours of content in a day and a half

I FUCKING LOVE THE NAAYIL SPEAR DUO

2:49:00 Drututt : complains that he'll get flamed* meanwhile Naayil Naayil: oh, cause u play range adc on top, your like the fking final boss

man this is so funny top laners who were deemed sex offenders saw an ADC streamer make the most degenerate sht even hashinshin was cleaner xd

This was honestly very entertaining, i loved listening to it, would 100% listen to more talks, doesn't even have to be about drama but something with friends. Much respect, keep it up!

3 hour, im ready for this one, even tho I've seen the drama allready I can tell this is going to be fire.

The best 3 hours of my life. I hope to see more of Spear Shot, Naayil, Drututt content.

1:08:32 "what patch is this" cought me so off guard, I almost choked on my water like cookie wants to choke those kids

Saw the entire thing on stream, gonna watch it again

Jokes aside its nice to see that there is still real men giving appropriate commentary to this filthy guy thanks bros naayil and spearshot, yall have earned my respect

2:58 i imagine spear Roleplays as pantheon when he talks to people

After this video I got even more respect voor Issa. Clearly a stand up guy

Never cared for cookie from the jump, but it’s great that someone put in the work to show how foul and disgusting someone is trying to be through abusing internet anonymity.

He took training to be a top laner to an extreme way

Man, I hate that you made me laugh so much at a serious problem. Its sad to hear all this but I love the coverage!

These guys could make a podcast and i could watch that shit for hours .Keep up the good work .

If Taco doesn’t pursue a career in law enforcement I’ll be mad

He got that Predator , he didn't wait for lv 18

Watched whole thing and I don't regret a thing. Love it!

i cant belive i watched the entirety of this. so worth.

I'm glad I find Spear Shots channel he's very entertaining compared to all the other LOL streamers

2:06:00 - 2:07:00 is absolute gold, spear's acting is absolutely on point

This stream was a fucking banger it was worth staying up for this

One of the funniest vids I've seen in a while!!

I once asked Naayil if he knows Drututt and he said they went together to kindergarden in Poland. I love Naayil and Dr. Ututt duo.

THE GUY WITH A HENTAI TEMED PATREON WHICH IS ALSO A WEEB HAPPENED TO BE A PDF FILE? NOOOOOOOOO HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE 😫😫😫😫😫🥶🥶🥶😨😨😨😨😨😨🤔

This is better than any podcast. Finally some premium content.

Spearshot, Naayil, and Druttut in the same video 👌 what a line up

the collab we wanted but didnt deserve

Best 3 hours of my life, u made it very entertaining

Dude your genuine reactions to reading this had me rolling on the floor 😂

Cookie is treating the law as a checklist of what to do XD. All crimes any% speed run

after watching all 3 hours of this, i walk away with sore cheeks from laughing

The document aside, the dynamic between them in this one is hilarious.

3:06:36 Well that thing about Dream aged like fine wine.

Kinda sad that it took so long for him to be exposed. From someone that used to watch his streams regularly but stopped doing so cause he looked weird and had a general weird feeling about him. The signs were there even if you hadn't joined his discord server or werent part of his large victim list.

I repeat, Cookie called air conditioner, "sexy," he should have been on a watchlist since then.

You reading that out makes it so much funnier holy shit

was on original video; saw this commentary of spear shot on the side. I knew i wouldn't regret this lmao

I initially didn't want to watch this because it's 3 hours long, but he's actually so funny and expressive. I'm only writing this 30 min in tho edit: I finished it actually such a good video

Druttut is astronomically fast with those memes wtf.

i have sat here for 3 hours listening to this. 3 hours well spent

I wish my research group was this invested in discussing a 90-page document.

The worst thing is that My GF went through similar kind of relationship like 2 years ago and she's still having breakdowns and problems with self harm because of guy like that. By my experience with my gf I can only imagine the feelings going through minds of all of those involved girls. Honestly speaking, people that do something like that should be either executed or castrated. Im not into gore but I'd gladly watch that.

Bro, Taco is a genius for asking the "flirting with legal girls" question, it put cookie on the spot, with the answer Taco surly concluded that cookie lied about not flirting and not remembering what he did in the discord server. He probably knew that if cookie heard the word "legal" he would give out the truth because in theory he wouldn't feel like he is risking something by talking because the question made him feel like he didn't do anything wrong. People that lie don't usually remember the lie if they make it in the spot with a out of nowhere question, so cookie indeed did not remember he needed to support the answers (lies) he gave when he was being questioned for doing something wrong.

great video brotha

1:08:24 "what am I reading what patch is this" had me floored

5:45 did my boy Humzh wrong💀

Who knew that cappy spear was a great story teller

This video and John Wick 4 are 2 of the best 3 hours I've spent this 2023. This is a gold mine 🤣

never believed id watch a 3hour yt vid on shit that i dont even care about, yall are hilarious, currently at 2 hours

Cookie really said "she's 16? Oh no! ANYHOOOS" 😂

Situation's disgusting, but you should do more of this lol drama shit. Hella entertaining :D

Easily the best coverage of this weird ass drama

20:44 I love how it says prary times, pantheon quotes, pantheonheight lol and then pantheon builds.

More content with Drutt and Naayil pls

Watching this I was honestly waiting for spear to just grand Starfall through his damn window. That shit is fucked. Shit got golden though when Nayil came in, I'd love more news casting with the two of you

THE MAN TOOK "5 PDFS IN MY TEAM" TO HEART BRO

You three are probably the only podcast I would listen to if you guys had one. Love the synergy. Also guck coockie. After 2 Videos I could already tell what kind of person it is. Then his constant bashing of others, especially Neace never made him seem sympathetic either. Say about Neace and his prices what ever you want but at least he actively helps people working for him and isn't a pedofile, scammer etc

i wonder if calling someone cookie is going to be bannable now

now i need a podcast with these guys

OH NAH 90 PAGES IS CRAZY HOW THE HELL, AH I COULDN'T AAAAAH

6:25 spear spitting straight facts

Considering that cookie laughs at the memes of himself after this situation means he does not care at all

Holy shit, have not laughed this much in a long time, you deserve this 3h watch time

My dude taking his glasses of every 10 seconds because hes to stunned

"Why cant I be an inspiration because you have cookies in it" I DIED LAUGHING took me awhile to clock it

He just plays predator rune irl

we need a compilation of nayil desk slams during this video

BRUH I live in Sweden I CANNOT WAIT for him to pop on the 7pm news *edit:* News channel is called tv4 or "rapport" on SVT channel.

TLDR: He is not sorry, he is sorry he got caught

Why can’t I be an inspiration? Because it has cookie in it Spear is too smart man