To add on to Sora in therapy he finishes his rant with "Is any of this real... Or not?"

Sora: “Out of all the thousands of enemies I’ve had to deal with over the years, nothing has truly prepared me for the horror that is paying taxes”

I love the thought of Sora trying to make friends with all of his customers, taking extra time to make the drinks like a special finisher, and his manager pulls him aside and they're like "Sora, look, I'm gonna need you to tone it down a bit. You're not getting through enough customers"

With Sora’s cooking skills I can only imagine how he’d be handling mixing drinks! 😂

Concerning Sora's parents, they also had to deal with forgetting their child completely for a year, only to then regain those memories after Sora woke up.

Nomura had to find a way to keep things confusing. Now that things were mostly tied up, with no more Xehanorts, no more Sora-not-Soras, he had to up the scale to keep it at the level of "There is no way this is all in the same game continuity."

Boss: Why were you late to work? Me: A fucking Giant of darkness appeared and a random kid with a Key beat the living shit out of it

"the keyblade wielder is a part timer"

"kingdom hearts 4, sora goes to therapy." i mean, yeah. he went over a year without eating his dinner.

Imagine people having to explain to sora why “munny” is not a form of currency

Cynical: "Why hello there!" Me without hesitation: "GENERAL KENOBI"

Sora’s going to “bop to the top” and then join in a flash mob of “All in this together” 😂😂😂 ☠️

Darkside will literally just lose everytime he wakes up, imagine being manifested once again to get clapped by sora, kinda feel bad

Also I fully expect to see Luxord's card come full circle by bringing him to Luxord or Luxord to him when his heart reaches out in desperation within Quadratum

Honestly though, Sora would make a hella good employee. He'd be able to make friends with customers so well that they would legit just keep coming back to the store to talk to him.

This is a very glorious time for the fandom. I’m so happy

Donald and Goofy are just gonna be the Disney World cast members, two dudes in Goofy and Donald costumes respectively. So everyone in Quadratum just kinda look at them like “go the fuck back to Disney Land”

14:53 Looking closer, Xemnas slams Mickey by the torso, but the mouse is so much smaller than the 7-8 foot man that I don't blame the misconception.

Fandom now: "Lmao our boy's paying taxes xD" Sora: "What tf is a Tax?"

The closest we may ever get to High School Musical in Kingdom Hearts is if they were to implement a Coach Bolton summon.

If Sora gets a motorcycle or a car, I will be wondering where Yozora (Noctis) or Cloud are.

10:10 (I'm sorry about this) Sora: "You get your rent once you fix this DARN door." (Even in the real world Sora has to stay PG)

6:09 All jokes aside, that Donald impression is spot on.

Turns out KH4 pulls a KH2 on us. Huge prologue, emotional heartbreaking intro as Yozora, ends up giving up entire life for sora to exist. Sora blissfully ignorant like "wow i have a house, i have all this money and a Toyota. Sweet" Not knowing he just stole everything Yozora worked his whole life for

Jared, as someone who can actually do Donald’s voice, your effort was not bad at all! I’m impressed! Also, I can’t believe I never noticed the zipper on the damn building.

3:32 “What did Doug put in that acid?” That killed me, dude.

Sora would never work at Starbucks he cared too much about people to write their names wrong.

You know the minute Sora walks into east high with that outfit Sharpay will be all over his clown shoes.

The zipper on the building killed me 🤣🤣

Sora's mom gets absorbed by darkness comes back worries about her son meanwhile Mickey watches namine as Riku tells Sora's mom about his situation then goes away. Then Sora comes back in KH2 stays for a few months then leaves with a note about a keyblade master trial or whatever. Then she heard nothing until Kairi comes and tells her about him essentially fading away into atoms and apparently being in another dimension but Riku is going there to bring him back home. Actually that last one was probably a little hard on Kairi and Sora's mom.

Imagine Darkside appeared in real life and all he sees is bunch of people screaming memes at him.

Sora would make a killing as a locksmith in the real world.

"it ain't gonna be, when i have 7 children" No, it's gonna be when you have 7 children and 13 grandkids

Sora: Donald! Look! This looks like a good place to find... oh wait...

You know what I noticed is a bit weird, Sora isn't wearing any type of gloves

I imagine Sora's mom was given the rundown on what's going on and said "Son, go be you. Save the world." And that's that.

I imagine Donald and Goofy receiving even more humanoid forms or just plain out become humans in Quadratum.

5:29 Now it’s 2024 and we haven’t even heard a whisper of kh4 since the first reveal. Feels bad man

god i wish we see sora try flow motion and just faceflops the wall

These spicy KH4 memes be hitting 🤣

15:33 I mean their world fell to darkness at the beginning of KH1, then was restored at the end, then in order to restore Sora everyone forgot he existed due to Namine, so she would have only really remembered he existed at the beginning of KH2 when he woke up and then it wasn't too long between KH2 and 3 timeline wise, so I mean she's probably going through some shit.

Funny how he mentions that KH4 won't take nearly as long, yet here we are half way through 2024, and Square has made it coear that KH4 is years away still. We're looking at 2026 at the bare minimum. Don't underestimate Square's ability to stall games.

Kingdom hearts: sora therapy. After returning tells all his friends. Days trio/quatet: can we come as well? (Still cry over the xion fight in days).

I know this is out of the meme topic but what if when the trailer says that "you are in control once again" and the tingh with we can travel to other worlds at the cost of never returning to the KH universe, we actually havr to make the choice of stay in Quadratum in hope of making it back or risk it all in a jurney, just thought about this and I have no idea why.

5:51 No, *Winnie the Puxu*

When I saw the Sora gotta pay rent meme, I thought it was going to be a video where the doorbell rings and when Sora opens the door, Mr ditkovitch say give me rent 😂

Yo just realized that if Nomura is really trippin and makes East High a thing it will be the first time in years that Sora steps in a school let alone a HIGH SCHOOL

Enemies are going to drop cash and coins when they die

We are prepare to do some errands since the intro of Kingdom Hearts 2. Let's get this boy some Munny for him to be able to pay the high taxes of Quadratum. Maybe as a cooker, since we trained for that with Remy in KH3.

I know everyones joking about the whole taxes thing but i lowkey hope that money does play a role in the game like decorations for the room or maybe new outfit items 👀

12:56. Somebody at Square needs to talk to Sony to put Mr Dikovitch into KH and I was thinking about that before this meme showed up.

Bruh, we keep calling that thing a Darkside, but that thing looks like it eats handfuls of Darksides like popcorn.

Maybe Donald and Goofy become humans, or they become actual animals that only Sora can hear (like Morgana from P5)

High School Musical is new Atlantica, confirmed

Ngl every time I look at the realistic Donald and Goofie memes I can't help but be reminded of those Harry Potter fan arts were the whole wizarding world turns out to be just one big dilucion from a drugged out dilucional Harry. Imagine if the big twist for this game turns out to be that everything that happened before was just a dream and that the Sora in reality turns out to be an introvert who's only friend is Strelitzia.

What if Goofy got an anime pretty boy redesign and Quadratum? And Donald just looks like Danny Devito?

There used to be this old meme series on YT back before memes were really a thing called "KH on Crack." It was the most hilarious set of videos as a kid.

High School Musical will be the new Atlantica with music mini games better than FF7R’s Honeybee Inn.

In all seriousness though do you think Sora could be a video game character and Kingdom Hearts is like an actual video game in the realm of Unreality? Like how Verum Rex was a just a video game and Yozora was a video game character in Reality?

What if when/ if Donald and Goofy come to Quadraum it’s just their voice actors and Mickey is Walt Disney

Either Sora will adopt strelitzia or strelitzia will be so done with sora's extroverted shit

People memeing Donald & Goofy as an actual duck & dog duo in Quadratum reminds me of people turning Duck Hunt into Donald & Goofy when Sora was announced for Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

5:34 As long as Jared doesn't get started with the first kid, soon, the odds of KH4 releasing with Jared still not being a dad are actually reasonably high

we all know if highschool musical was in the game it would just be atlantica from kh2

Donald and Goofy would simply look like Disney World mascots.

Unironically I hope that it’s sorta like a Spider-Man Peter Parker thing where sora has to work in order to pay for rent and when he’s off he’s busy fighting the heartless

My god. Poohxu has arrived.

9:00 Not only that. Sora's been experiencing traumatic shit since he was 12. The child chosen one thing really can be traumatic I'd you think about it.

Sora could put his French cuisine cooking skills to the test and work in an actual restaurant

So is Sora going to get a Frank Sinatra song for a theme as well?

When my sister fought twilight thorns in KH2 I said ‘what happens if you unzip the zipper? Does he just like disappear?’ Also Stretzellia saying ‘gimme the rent’ was my favorite

This guy here worrying about aging in his mid-20s, my ass over here smh at 31. Dude, you don't KNOW pain yet.

Let's be real the car heartless were a big pain lol

Really loving the meme with the east high world intro

If it hasn't already been made, we totally need a KH meme based on Enchanted, like when Giselle goes from Andalasia to New York. It could go something like this: Sora, after disappearing, starts falling, like a deep dive to the heart, but when he hits the floor, he is able to climb through a hole in the ground. We then see Sora coming out of a manhole (something I never thought I would type in my life... 😳 If you haven't seen the film, please do; it's not what you think lol) and arriving in Quadratum. It would be *chef's kiss* perfection. Maybe Enchanted can finally be a world in the series! ...I seriously doubt it, but it would be pretty hilarious, like having an East High world, haha. Perhaps Giselle could even be a new Princess of Heart. She knows what it's like to come to the real world and pay taxes, lol. A crazy Kingdom Hearts fan can always dream! 😝 P.S. I forgot a sequel to Enchanted is coming this year, called Disenchanted. It's only on Disney+ though... 😞

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What if in kh4 sora builds his own car using gummy blocks, meaning we the players get to make our own gummy car and in someone’s playthough there is just a big middle finger driving down the road

I unironically want HSM references.

Zipper on a building, that's great

"I just... want to rest" Nomura & Sora

People are saying that Sora is paying for rent/doing taxes but in reality it's the girl that is paying for everything. I can see him trying to repay her in some way and she's like "it's all good." but Sora still gets a job to repay her anyway.

East High will be Atlantica all over again and I’m down.

A High School Musical world would probably be like Atlantica in KH2.

If Donald and Goofy aren't a real duck and dog in Quadratum, I'll be very disappointed.

We need a part 2 for these memes

Something that makes KH4 strange for German People When you have no Job you get Harz 4 over here (A bit Money so you are not totally going downhill) And German Harz is spoken out like Hearts A few Years ago a Friend and I made Jokes "Sora would wake up in the real World" but because the other Games were just Dreams and now he has to solve his real Life Problems

I vaguely remember a KH4 meme about Sora being Handsome Squidward

Going to show this to my son ,he used play Kingdom Hearts also we used to live a couple of blocks from East High . This was during the eightys moved away during the nineties

Today I learned Cynical knows a lot about High School Musical. Also, everyone talks about Sora's mom, but what about Riku's parents and... whoever the hell raised Kairi after Radiant Garden? I feel they probably need as much an explanation too.

any heartless, nobody, or unversed don't phase me but that thing *points at car heartless* terrifies me like imagine your having a peaceful walk through quadratum, then you encounter just a huge street full of those things and your only at like level freakin 4. yeah the footwork displayed as I get away has never been more impressive Lol

Doesn't drink coffee... first video I'm tempted no NOT like. Kidding bravo dude this was remarkable and hilarious 😂 😃 😄

Let's be real: Sora's mom needs her own game.

Bro we need more of these! This made my morning 😫

The zipper on the building got me thinking "Oh Nomura you're a Jojo fan too?" It's giving me Sticky Fingers vibes

If only you knew, that a FOURTH Pinocchio movie was gonna come out.

The red car is actually a silent confirmation that Cars will be in KH4.

what a funny treat! Thanks love watching these with you!

I like how no one remembers that kingdom hearts 4 is not in fact the real world Quadratum takes place in the realm of fiction It's an *"unreal"* reality you might say

The Highschool Musical Meme was literally hilarious! Specially the video haha, the efforttt 😂😂❤

Just the thought of them implementing some anime reverse isekai into this would make my day.