As a white, brown-haired girl, I can confirm that we are not all related, we are in fact all the same person teleporting around the world at light speed

Conspiracy Theory: Every white, brunette Disney character is actually... Seamus Gorman

Conspiracy: Seamus is Riley's mom from Inside Out.

Conspiracy Theory: Dash from Incredibles is Draco Malfoy's brother. They're both white kids with blonde hair and magic. They must be related.

I hate the theories that are just, “ *THE CHARACTERS DIED A LONG TIME AGO THE MAIN CHARACTER IS INSANE* “

As a brown haired white female, I can confirm that I am related to Margo, Riley's mom, Belle, Jane, and Seamus

Conspiracy: Mr incredible is Dash and Violets dad. I know, I know it’s far fetched

What would make more sense to me about Rapunzel going to Elsa’s coronation rather than being cousins is that their kingdoms are neighboring kingdoms and allies. Like why does she have to be their cousin??

Conspiracy theory: My mom is actually belle Evidence: My mom is white with brown hair and hazel eyes

13:00 D-A-R-L-A otherwise known as Darla. There better be a prize because I devoted a lot of time to figuring out her name.

‘BELLES DAD IS CLEARLY NOT THE BEAST’ i mean i’m not going to disagree or anything

“BELLE'S DAD IS CLEARLY NOT THE BEAST” Well I certainly would hope not. That would make the whole film a lot...weirder. And grosser. And twisted.

This is a bit random, but HONESTLY Seamus is really rocking that blue headband!

"BELLE'S DAD IS CLEARLY NOT THE BEAST!" uh I sure hope not

Me, a white, mostly-brown-haired woman: does this mean I'm royalty?

I love how all of Joe’s tiktoks are badly explained version of MatPat’s theories

If every white brown haired woman is related, according to these theories, does that mean that I, as an Asian black haired woman, am related to Mulan?

I think that “Darla” girl from Finding Nemo is called Darla.

"BELLE'S DAD IS CLEARLY NOT THE BEAST" you really opened my eyes man

The thing about the beauty and the beast/tarzan theory is that with a few simple changes it actually becomes very plausible. Jane definitely isn’t Belle and Adam’s _daughter_ but she could very easily be their _descendant_ just a few generations down. Beauty and the Beast takes place somewhere in mid 1700’s France and Tarzan takes place in the 1880’s and Jane and her father are both English. Timelines wise, if you’re going 25 years between each timeline that would mean Belle’s grandchild was around 30 years old during the start of the French Revolution, and maybe that child decided to flee to England since they were pretty intent on killing royals and stuff? Then that person’s grandchild could’ve been Jane’s father, who would’ve been considered fully english at this point, especially if it was his mother that was Belle’s descendant and she married a British man, taking his name. Belle would then have been born around 1860 which would fit nicely with her age in Tarzan. The tea set Jane brings to the jungle might not be Chip and Mrs. Potts but it could possibly be the tea set that they turned into which reappeared when they turned back into humans. Because remember, all the furniture at Beast’s castle is sentient and all the sentient objects were once human and did turn back into humans at the end so like, was his entire castle just completely empty before the enchantress showed up? Surely not. So what happened to the _original_ furniture of the castle? It makes a lot more sense if the servants all turned into furniture that already existed in the castle, and I think if that was the case it would also make sense for that furniture to come back after they characters turned back. TLDR: Jane could be Belle’s descendant and she could’ve inherited their old tea set and brought it to the jungle.

Tiktok: "Margo from Despicable Me" Seamus: **disappointed in the entire human race**

I haven’t seen Tarzan in years and I immediately went “uhhhh.... her dad was with her??? And he’s definitely not the beast???” But as a brown haired white woman, I am also related to Belle and Jane.

Seamus: "It's a white female character with brown hair and glasses, it's pretty generic." Me, a white female with brown hair and glasses:

Theory: Riley from inside out is confused about her gender here's why: her parent's "emotions" are all one gender either male or female, Riley on the other hand has a mix of boys and girls. Try to change my mind in the comments

"BELLES DAD IS CLEARLY NOT THE BEAST!!!!!!!!!!" I think that is an implied plot point

As a white brown haired woman, I can confirm that we are in fact all related

For Jane and Belle being related it would make more sense if Belle was Jane’s great great grandmother and had a tea set made to mimic Mrs Potts and Chip and passed it down through generations as a family heirloom, since Jane is British you could say she just moved because Britain and France aren’t that far away from each other

Ok, now THIS actually makes sense, you see, the reason elsa has ice magic is because Moana was actually her grandmother and so like Moana being chosen by the sea, elsa was chosen by the ice ,BUT IT GETS BETTER and the reason she was so distant from Anna is because she is actually Anna's fake sister and is really a figure of Riley on inside out's imagination and riley when grown up is acting as elsa, BUT IT GETS BETTER elsa was made from bing bong's sack! CHANGE MY MIND

The best part of "JaNe iS BeLlE'S DaUgHtEr" is the Beauty and the Beast takes place in the rococo period and Tarzan is in the Victorian era... Two VERY different time periods.

You weren’t being harsh, I don’t even know how he made some of the “mistakes”

Seamus: I was actually a woman this entire time. . JK Rowling: *Heavy Breathing*

“Is there a time that more information hurt someone?” Me: THe reYNoldS pamPHLet!

Conspiracy theory: Dash from Incredibles is Gru's brother from Despicable me. This can be confirmed when you look at their hair color.

"THE BEAST ISN'T BELLE'S FATHER" Seamus I sure hope not that'll be really weird...

"Belle's dad is clearly not the beast" Yeah, that's kinda why they're married

Me thinking that he was gonna call out the spelling for Despicable Me.....😂

I think the worst theory I've ever heard is that the dad on that annoying “Johnny Johnny, yes papa” animation is Riley's dad from inside out, somehow it's even worse than the “Margo is Riley's mom” theory

I’m digging these skits at the beginning of your videos

I was gonna make a “Belles dad is clearly not the beast” joke but everyone beat me to it..

The reason I don't use tiktok: The dates confuse me Why does everything have to be American

Conspiracy: Ariel is Jessica Rabbit.

Belle's dad is clearly not the beast.... Glad he isn't.... that would be incest..

“BELLE’S DAD IS CLEARLY NOT THE BEAST” Yeah Seamus I would hope not...

"Is there a time that more information hurt someone?" Me: Well if I hit someone with an Encyclopedia then technically...

“BELLE’S DAD IS CLEARLY NOT THE BEAST” -Seamus Gorman 2020

Theory: Loki actually is Spongebob from the *future* 🤯

Better teapot theory: belle loved the look of Mrs Potts so much that she had a tea pot made to look like her after she became human.

“Elsa and Anna’s parents were going to rapunzals wedding and then their actually tarzans parents or the ship is the ship in the little mermaid” Frozen 2 - yeahhhh sooo no

my brain: don’t do it me: why my brain: *don’t do it* me: but why? my brain: *JUST DON’T!* me: mkay. my brain: okay. my brain: WAIT N- me: *DARLA*

TikTok conspiracy theory’s be like: Mulan is actually Jackie Chan but younger

Conspiracy theory: Winnie the pooh is actually snowwhite

The beauty and the beast theory is not actually true, it’s just that the movie producers like a little bit of connection from other films in their movies. That’s all-

You’re doing God’s work here slamming these charlatans; Someone certainly has to

“Clearly all white, brown haired women are related” 😂😂😂

Conspiracy Theory: Finding Nemo is called Finding Nemo because they're trying to find Nemo.

The most definitely not common and definitely not cliche theory: [Insert famous franchise name] was actually just happening inside [insert protagonist’s name]’s head.

Theory: seamus is actually a snake Proof: idk, but he could be🤷‍♂️

David Justin: *makes short videos on his phone about animated films which are completely inaccurate* Seamus Gorman: *makes well constructed theories that make sense and are edited well* David Justin: *gets 3.8 million followers* Seamus Gorman: *gets 353 thousand subscribers* Me: I'm sad now.

Surely the first one wasn't serious. Their Disney theory was that an Illuminations character grew up to be a Pixar character. Their proof? Brown hair, brown eyes, glasses and white. Edit: Okay it's way worse. Way, way worse.

"BELLE'S DAD IS CLEARLY NOT THE BEAST" ... no he's her husband..?

8:37 “BELLES DAD IS NOT THE BEAST!” I’d be pretty concerned if he was.

Conspiracy: Dory is a Mermaid turned into a fish by Boo evolved into Randall and Came out as EVE and lived as Dante and Became Blazey got turned into a Bug by Buzz and got eaten by Becky the Seagull and Survived as Lightning McQueen and Flew away with Dug and Came back as Merida's Horse Anges and Became Riley's Mom who broke Slinky Dog who turned out to be.................... *Dory*

Theory: WRECK IT RALPH IS IN AN ARCADE MACHINE AND THE SECOND ONE IS ON THE INTERNET!!!! Edit: also for the whole titanic thing there’s a film theory video which kind of makes sense

Oh yes, Belles dad is also clearly not the Beast.

seamus: im actually a girl **JK rowling has left the chat**

Theory: Andy from Toy Story is actually *Thanos*

Theory: Cinderella is a human, a little far fetched, but the evidence will for sure blow your mind.

OMG WHAT IF INSIDE OUT WAS ALL IN RILEY'S HEAD

conspiracy theory: prince philip is buzz lightyear’s father

The best belle->Jane theory I've seen is that Jane is Belles great grand daughter. The pot and cup were real and just possessed by Miss Potts and Chip. So the pot and cup were heirlooms

About that first tiktok, 5 years ago Seamus literally made a video on how _not_ every animated movie is a Disney (Pixar in this case) movie 😭

“Belle’s dad is clearly not the beast!!” Well, I’d be a bit worried for them if he was.

Conspiracy theory: Nemo..... *isn’t a fish*

8:37 Seamus: "Belle's dad is clearly not the Beast!" Me: Well that would be a plot twist if he was 😂😂

“ BELLES DAD IS CLEARLY NOT THE BEAST!!” I would hope not…

“Why would they want to be turned back?” Missed an opportunity for an organ reference there, Seamus

"Oh that shipwreck that caused Anna and Elsa's parents to die isn't their ship, it's actually Jack Sparrow's, don't tell me why and how I make money making these vidoes!"

there is another theory where instead of Jane being Belle's daughter, she's her granddaughter, which is why Jane's dad doesn't have to look like the beast at all.Belle might have remade cups into how Mrs.Potts and her kids looked. I mean, the teapot and the cups do look really similar...

8:28 Here’s a crazy idea, Tiktok guy! There may be more than one teapot set like that existing in the world 🤯

Seamus reacts to tiktoks Me 2020 has hit him hard

Theory: Dr Doofenshmirtz's ex wife is Bayonetta from Super Smash Bros

Conspiracy Theory: The second letter in Cinderella's name is letter "I" :000

As a brown haired white woman, yes we are all indeed related 😂

DARLA. ;) Also, conspiracy theory: Sid is Darla's dad. 🤯

The true "I'm going to ruin your childhood" is J.K Rowling's twitter account

Guys were the “Gorm Fam” now. Just like Tessa Netting’s starfish family

Conspiracy Theory: The movie “Cars” is based off of cars this is proven because there are cars in the movie.

Seamus: BELLE’S DAD IS CLEARLY NOT THE BEAST!!! Me: Well that’s good because is he was then that would change the entire movie for me

The king and Duke from Cinderella where at Ariel's wedding. Does that make them cousins? No It just means royalty like to go royal weddings. Now get on with ur life.

I watched Hamilton on Disney+ and now I’m watching Seamus talk about people making mistakes on their theories. I’m having a good day

"Which is why Aladdin didn't fit into the Pixar theory." Me: whelp, there goes all my braincell..

I really hate to break it to you guys, but I’m Riley’s mom... I have brown hair, brown eyes and glasses...

About the Titanic "theory" it wasn't time travel it was writers not doing research and thinking that no one gives a shit if what they say is historically accurate

Conspiracy: Riley from Inside Out is adopted , and her real dad is Andy from Toy Story

when he started talking about the guy who literally cropped Jane's actual father form the picture i lost it-

"BELLE'S DAD IS CLEARLY NOT THE BEAST" SwEeT hOmE aLaBaMa

I think her name is DARLA... Is that right? I haven't watched Dory in a while ☺️

“A white female character with brown hair and glasses, it’s pretty generic” I feel targeted

I LOVE that you talked about jack from titanic!

Theory: Hello kitty is actually the baby from the incredibles and the witch from Brave actually turned her into a cat