Everyone else: **two second lines** Mr. Hippo: **recites the whole declaration of independence**

Mr. Hippo: *attacks you* you: *dying* Mr. Hippo: Y'know, your guts remind me of that time...

7:50 pigpatch causally saying the most disturbing things and then going "🪕🪕🪕🪕" is HILARIOUS 💀

1:11 i love how Foxy had to clarify what he meant by “booty”. just gives the idea of how messed up the internet is

“Studies show girls talk more high-pitched when talking to someone they like.” Literally every girl talkin’ to me: 5:04

Player: *Dies* Mr. Hippo: *That reminds me of a story...*

1:33 "Today is all about me, me me!" *[IT SEEMS YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT TO MY SHOW.]*

“I recognize you, but i’m not afraid of you. Not anymore.” Gosh I love that line SO much 😭😭

Therapist: Nightmare Fredbear isn’t real, it can’t hurt you. Nightmare Fredbear: I assure you I am very real

me: *flirting with my crush thinking I sound cool* what I actually sound like: 2:38

The line “I always come back” is ironic for a character who’s mechanic is that he attacks only once per night

I love ned bears line at 4:36. Pretty sure ned bear was one of Henry’s first creations along with Chica. So yeah, “getting killed by obscure secondary characters” takes a whole new meaning under that thought.

People when they vomit: HUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Nightmare Ballon boy: ack

Everyone else: Scary, edgy, friendly Funtime Foxy: Call of Duty/Russian csgo player

mr hippo starts at 13:36 and ends at 24:32 if you were wondering

Honestly Mr Hippo is underrated. I really like his stories, it feels like a normal chit chat with the added effect of how casual his va is talking.

Everyone else: *edgy one-liner* Mr Hippo: *pulls out bible*

Happy frog: **says cute things** Also Happy Frog: *"I'll never let you leave"* *"Ｉ'ｌｌ ｎｅｖｅｒ ｌｅｔ ｙｏｕ ｒｅｓｔ"*

11:14 the most relaxing voice ever.

0:00 Afton 0:04 ballora 0:24 circus baby 0:35 DD 0:59 foxy 1:27 funtime chica 1:37 funtime foxy 2:05 happy frog 2:38 Jacko chica 3:03 mangle 3:39 puppet 4:06 music man 4:34 Nedbear 5:03 nightmare 5:33 nightmare balloon boy 6:01 nightmare fredbear 6:27 nightmarionette 7:06 Orville elephant 7:39 pigpatch 8:25 rockstar bonnie 9:09 rockstar chica 9:36 rockstar foxy 9:56 rockstar freddy 10:12 scrap baby 10:23 toy chica 10:50 toy freddy 11:13 #1 crate 11:34 withered bonnie 12:00 withered chica 12:29 nightmare Freddy 12:57 lefty 13:36 Mr hippo

Every animatronic: normal audio Funtime Foxy: *IT SEEMS YOU COULDN’T MAKE IT TO MY SHOW*

“I’ve came for yer booty” - Foxy, 2019

14:53 “a story is just a story, so just be quiet for one second in life and eat your sandwich, (matpat) okay?”

1:47 "It's time to take your finale bow" 0:00 " I always come back"

Mom: I just need to make a quick phone call The phone call: 13:36

Everyone: *talks normally* Funtime Foxy: *deep throats the mic*

10:21 is one of the most chilling lines in the entire game.

“Time to face-“ -Withered Bonnie

No one: Funtime Foxy: *talks loudly into cheap microphone*

that one fourth wall break though. “Don’t you hate getting killed by obscure secondary characters?”

" *i was the first i have seen everything* " Just hits me deeply, I love the effect on withered chicas voice. Nobodys talking about it!

2:16 why did this line turn into a trend

Player: -dies- Mr hippo: let’s talk bout my life... the thing you don’t have.

Rockstar Bonnie: **actually good at singing** His second voice: **singing while in puberty**

I like how Mr.Hippo takes up half of the video.

i love how Cassidy is whispering behind some of them

You: *dies Music Man: “itS TimE tO gET FuNky”

Everyone else: “I’m gonna tear u to pieces” Rockstar Freddy: *I am once again asking for ur financial support*

6:02 It sounds like Fredbear has multiple voices.

Mangle has the self confidence everyone wants- Edit: Mr hippo: welcome to my Ted talk-

player: *dies* mr. hippo: *recites the entire bee movie script*

Every other animatronic: *say a fitting line* Rockstar Freddy: I am once again asking for 5 coins

How to survive all characters Afton: When you hear clanging and the lights start flashing, close the right vent. You can open it after you hear a thump. Ballora: You have to rely on her song for her. When she's at the door, she'll flicker your screen and disable the cameras. Close the door she's at and she'll go away. Circus Baby: When she's at the door, buy her plush from the prize counter and she'll leave. Dee Dee: You can't do anything about her. Just do your best to figure out who she made appear. Foxy: When he leaves his stage, he will toss his parts into the office, slowly building himself when you open the cameras. Once he finishes building himself, you're dead. So keep an eye on him and don't let him leave Pirate's Cove. Funtime Chica: Can't avoid her. She'll pop up once in a while to distract you. Funtime Foxy: Check his stage for the time of the show, and make sure your camera is open on his stage at the start of whatever hour it is. If you're not watching him when the show begins, he'll kill you. Happy Frog: She climbs through the duct system. Use the audio lure to keep her in place. The heater will not work, but the audio lure works 100% of the time. She appears and a green warning triangle on the duct system display. Jack-o-lantern Chica/Nightmare Chica: She can only be activated by Dee Dee. Activate the power A/C when her jaws appear on the bottom and top of your screen. Mangle: Keep track of her location in the vents, and use the snare to keep her away. Puppet/Marionette: Just like in FNAF 2, watch her music box on Cam 04 and wind it up when it gets too low. Don't let it run out. Music Man: Keep the noise down. His cymbals get faster and faster when you make too much noise. When they get too fast, he kills you. Nedd Bear: He's in the ducts. Use the heater to repel him, or the audio lure to hold him in place. The audio lure only works 50% of the time, but the heater always works. Nightmare: He occasionally appears when the monitor is open. He'll laugh and appear at the right door. He is invisible to the cameras. You have to close the door when he laughs or he will attack when the cameras are opened again. Nightmare BB: He sits in your office slumped over. When he sits up straight, shine your light on him. If you shine your light on him when he is slumped over, he will kill you. If you open the monitor when he's sat up, he will kill you. Nightmare Fredbear: He's the same as Nightmare. Easy peasy, right? Nightmarionne: He will appear on your screen randomly and slowly becomes less invisible, don't hover your cursor over him for too long. Orville Elephant: He climbs through the duct system. Use the heater to repel him, or the audio lure to keep him in place. He is only fooled by the audio lure 10% of the time. Pigpatch: He climbs through the ducts. Use the audio lure to keep him in place or the heater to repel him. He's fooled by the audio lure 100% of the time. Rockstar Bonnie: He will appear after closing the monitor. Find his guitar on either Cam 01, Cam 02, Cam 06, or Cam 08, on the left side of the camera, double click it and he'll leave Rockstar Chica: She doesn't like wet floors. She'll appear at either hall. Double click the wet floor sign to move it to whatever side she's on, and she'll leave. Rockstar Foxy: His parrot will fly through the left door. Click on him, and he'll give you a little advantage. There is a chance that when you click the parrot, Rockstar Foxy will kill you though. Rockstar Freddy: He stands in the office. He will occasionally turn on and ask for five Fazcoins. He will ask 4 times before jumpscaring you. To avoid him, either click the button in front of him to give him five coins, or use the heater to make him malfunction. Scrap Baby: She also stands in the office. There will be a little panel with a controlled shock button. When she moves, press the button. Toy Chica: Your screen will start flashing, and you'll hear a loud buzzing. Then she'll start sliding into view from the left side of your screen. You only have a little bit of time to put on your Freddy mask and then she'll slide out again. Toy Freddy: He's on Cam 08 playing Five Nights at Mr. Hugs. On the computer monitor on Cam 08 there will be 3 buttons for different camera angles. One angle will have Mr. Hugs. Close the door for the camera that Mr. Hugs is on in order to stop Toy Freddy from being jumpscared. Trash and the Gang: Can't be avoided. Toy Bonnie: Same as Toy Chica Withered Bonnie: He'll appear randomly when the monitor is open. Use your Freddy mask to make him leave. Withered Chica: She climbs through the vents. Use the snare to prevent her from reaching the top vent. If she reaches it, she will either jumpscared you, or get stuck and prevent you from closing the vent. BB: Appears randomly in the bottom left vent. Close that vent to keep him out. If you fail to close the vent, he will enter your office and make lots of noise. JJ: Same as BB Helpy: Will appear randomly in your office on the counter. Click him to prevent him from getting in your face with an airhorn. Molten Freddy: Climbs through the vents. When you hear him laugh, close the top vent. Open again after you hear a thud. Nightmare Freddy: When the monitor is up, a Freddle will appear in the office. Shine the flashlight on them to make them disappear. When there are 7 at once, Nightmare Freddy will be summoned, and having the monitor up will cause him to attack. Lefty: Lefty is in the closet on Cam 03. Both noise and heat agitate him/her. Keep the heat and noise down and you'll be fine. The global music box soothes her. Mr. Hippo: He moves through the duct system and appears as a purple warning triangle. Use the heater to repel him or the audio lure to keep him in place. He is fooled 100% of the time by the audio lure. I do not recommend dying to him. Phantom Freddy: He gradually appears in the office. Shine the flashlight on him to make him go away Old Man Consequences: His game will occasionally appear on your screen. Catch a fish to make it disappear. Phone Guy: His phone will occasionally ring. A button will appear that says 'mute call'. Click it to mute the call. El Chip: His advertisement will occasionally appear and take up your whole screen to distract you. Close it. Springtrap: He makes his way to the office through the vent system. When his face appears in the top vent, close it. You can open it after hearing a thud. Phantom BB: He will appear on your viewing camera at random. When he does, switch cameras or close the cameras. When he jumpscares you, your screen goes black temporarily. Phantom Mangle: Same as Phantom BB, except if she gets in, she'll cause audio distractions and a jumpscare. Bonnie: He cannot kill or harm you. Sometimes he will appear in Pirate's Cove and make the jumpscare sound, but cannot kill you. Freddy: He approaches from the left hall. He will always be in Cam 01. Once he appears, he slowly makes his way to the door. He moves faster if it's warmer. Shut the door when he gets too close. Chica: She is always in the kitchen. She will bang pots and pans together when she is content. If the music playing on the music box bores her, she'll stop making noise and you have a short amount of time to change the music. The global music box soothes her. Do not change the music if she is still making noise or she'll kill you. As long as the Puppet is not enabled, do not worry about winding the music box. Ennard: He climbs through the vent system. There is no way to stop him from moving. When he gets to the vent opening, you will hear a squeak. He is difficult to track. Golden Freddy: He will randomly appear in your office when the monitor is closed. Flip the monitor back up or put on your Freddy mask to make him leave. Nightmare Mangle: He/she will appear in the right hallway. Buy his/her plushie at the prize counter to make him/her leave. He/she cannot be stopped by the door. Nightmare Bonnie: Same as Nightmare Mangle. Let me know if I missed anybody!! Edit: typo and adding characters i missed.

i love how most of the animatronics have certain lines that are said in a happy or funny way, but then they have 1 line that's super deep or dark

everyone: i will rip you into pieces and whatever mr hippo: *it all started when i was born*

No one: Marionette’s voice:I’m a three year old

man, props to rockstar bonnie’s VA. honestly some of my favorite voice lines, they’ve been stuck in my head for years lmao

This confirms that Scott knew what he was doing when creating Toy Chica and Ballora.

When is Mr. Hippo gonna realize he’s reminiscing with a corpse-

Puppet: “The others are like animals...” Me: Hmm. Let’s see. A bear, a fox, a bunny and a chicken...”

I love how sometimes cassidy takes control of some animatronics, and you can hear her voice in the background

12:01 Withered Chica has one of the creepiest voices in the series

player: *dies a horrible death* mr hippo: alright, story time

Everyone's speeches: *DEATH* Mr.Hippo: so i went to target yesterday you see

"I guess you forgot about me." -Circus Baby to William Afton. Really cuts like a knife when you think about it.

Did you know that for nedbear, happy frog, and Orville elephant, those three are controlled by "the one you should not have killed", those three have that child's voice in the background echoing the lines that mention "the one that you should not have killed".

“don’t you hate getting killed by secondary characters?” Is the best 4th wall break ever

Everyone: "I will never let you leave." Lefty: *A S M R*

I honestly love Lefty’s voice lines, they’re honestly so well-made and so good.

8:26 I WAS SO OBSESSED WITH ROCKSTAR BONNIE FOR LIKE NO REASON IN 2019-2021

Funtime Foxy: "You don't need your ears anymore"

nobody: funtime foxy: *”E N C O R E!”*

best ucn line "I found my guitar, now reach for the stars, as I plunge it through your heart"

“Yarr! I’ve come fer yer booty!.. that’d be treasure ya know..” I’m scared

Every animatronic: Trying to threaten you, Mr Hippo: *proceeds to tell his life story*

Player: *dies* Rock star Freddy: PLEASE DEPOSIT FIVE COINS

Yo pigpatch's laugh got me dying 7:56

I cant believe 8 yo me sat down and watched the whole 25 minutes of this, then rehearses it to my father.

Funtime Foxy is just that one kid with the really bad mic.

Funtime Foxy voice actor: How loud and close do you want me to be to the mic Scott: Yes

4:35 I love how this character says the stupidest fucking shit I've ever heard in my life but then he says the most creepy shit I've ever heard in my life.

9:10 Rockstar Chica sounds almost exactly like Applejack I swear to god

Literally everyone: I’m not letting u leave Mr.hippo: let’s read the Bible Edit: yes I stole this comment :) I don’t care though, it’s not like we will get an award for it :P

The teacher: “Please make groups of 4” My only 4 friends: 6:22

Imagine sitting down and you hear in the dark deposit 5 coins 😂😂😂.

Funtime Foxy’s lines are all so iconic And also am I the only one that loves Trash and the Gang’s voice? It’s literally so peaceful

"Don't you hate gettin' killed by strange secondary characters?" 💀

Noone: That one dude in the zoom call: 1:40

I honestly listened to all of mr.hippo’s voice lines, and- we need more stories from him! He’s a great story teller!

Chica - Let's go somewhere more private R34 artists has entered the chat

Funtime Foxy sounds like that one Discord friend. You know the one.

“Don’t get distracted.” “Say chee-“ *”SHOWTIMES ARE ON THE HOUR”*

animatronic voice lines:🤫🤫 fun time foxy: 📢

“YARR! WHO TOUCHED ME BIRD?” can be taken out of context real fast if the person hearing it doesn’t know what he means….😅😅😅

Imagine Mr. Hippo telling you a story as you slowly bled out.

I'll admit Ballora has a deeply comforting voice, if only she wasn't a murder bot...

I really like the fact that you can hear a kids voice inside nightmare fredbears voice.

The way these get personal is so cool! Love the detail!

"A girl's voice will be higher than normal if they like you" Girls when they talk to me: 5:05

All the other animatronics: you will die and suffer Mr. Hippo: Reads the whole terms and conditions

The voice of ballora, toy chica, and circus baby is beautiful

“My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if... if it weren't from me, it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is, life... life goes on. W-well, from-for everyone else, life goes on. Not... not for you. You're... you're dead. But that's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, "Orville, I... I have a story." And he said to me, "What's the significance of the story?" And... I said to him, "Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, a... y'know, sometimes, a story's just a story. You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once. Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And then not only that, but... you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume. Y'know? Sometimes," I said, "A story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I'd realized I'd made sandwiches, and... poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? They're f-they're all feet! And I-I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly, there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, "Orville, let me go get you some rye bread." Now, I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now, this was on a Tuesday, which was good, because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... Or rather, they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed it to the ducks, and then, prob'ly at the end of the day, finally, they threw it all out. I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and... then go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach, and then they all die. At, uh, at least... at least, that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter-heh, and I told Orville this as well-if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind, for that matter, it's best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees o-or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.”

Player: *dies* Mr. Hippo: *recites the Terms & Conditions*

1:34 : relatively cute voice - - - - - - - *"IT SEEMS YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT TO MY SHOW TONIGHT, SO I BROUGHT THE SHOW TO YOU!!"*

when i play ucn, and i see mr hippo appear on my screen and start with that "this reminds me" i feel more rage then ever. love the guy, but he needs to chill.

when i heard the mr.hippo voice lines i felt like i was talking to a friend, it´s kinda strange the feeling but its really relaxing

Toy chica: "lets go somewhere more private... so i can eat you." everyone: "they had us in the first half not gonna lie"s

No one: Absolutely no one Not a single soul: Not even trivago Foxy: I’ve come fer yer booty

“StRAnGeR DanGErrr!”

“ [sigh] It seems that you have met a horrible demise, my friend. But uh, you know, these... these things happen and... and life... life goes on. N-not for you, obviously, uh, you're dead, but uh, it reminds me of a time I was having a conversation with my friend Orville. We were, uh, where were we? We were by the... the river, we were sitting by the river and watching the fish leap over the falls and uh, I said to Orville "You know, sometimes I feel like a fish leaping over and over again, always trying to get somewhere, though I don't know where, only to find myself in the jaws of a beast." He, of course, looked at me surprised, you know? "Have you been in the jaws of a beast, friend?" To which I said, "No, of course not Orville." I said, "No no no, I... I simply meant that life can seem like a relentless endeavor to overcome meaningless obstacles, only to meet an equally meaningless fate regardless of your efforts, regardless of the obstacles you passed." And, uh, Orville he... he stood and proceeded to drape me with a picnic cloth, to which I... I asked him, I said, "Friend, what... what are ya doin?" He looked at me very concerned really. "I feel like you've gotten too much sun." Indeed, heh, indeed I had. He proceeded to pour me a glass of just... ice cold lemonade. Ooh, you ever mix it with iced tea? Ya do, like... half lemonade ha... ooh, you should try it so--well, you can't, because you're dead, but, anyways, so you may be asking yourself, "How did I go from sitting by the falls and drinking lemonade to being wedged in the air duct, not only with Orville, but with an entire assortment of fruity-colored friends?" Well, there's uh... there's really no good answer to that, but... perhaps I met a demise of my own at some point and... this is my afterlife or my dream or whatever it might mean, I... I honestly don't know. Or... maybe it doesn't mean anything at all. Maybe it doesn't mean anything at all...”