reading strange sentences from duolingo 2

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"the green owl is trying to come up with some new sentences"
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@JaredJTArtsTsvetkov 2 жыл бұрын

No, I am not reading what kind of sentence you got in comments, I only read them straight from the app kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mahkdJWEy5e9cWw.html edit: No, I am not a Matt Rose wannabe. Both this video and the previous part are published months before Matt's video of the same topic. This could just be a misunderstanding or a coincidence

@MJ_Llama 2 жыл бұрын

Nice, mate

@o-mega7515 2 жыл бұрын

we need 6 additional minutes

@JaredJTArtsTsvetkov 2 жыл бұрын

@@o-mega7515 no

@Mcdonalds-Cheeseburger 2 жыл бұрын

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@LockMatch 2 жыл бұрын

@@JaredJTArtsTsvetkov based

@DatGuy12345 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine Duolingo saying your IP since you haven't go on his classes in 7 days

@coughsreallyloudly 2 жыл бұрын

I haven't been on his classes 30 or more days-

@magpiecryptid23 2 жыл бұрын

oop i haven't done duolingo in almost a year

@purplemouthed8200 2 жыл бұрын

"Duolingo Wants To Use Your Location" "Yes" Or "Yes"

@axoltheartist 2 жыл бұрын

@@purplemouthed8200 Or

@purplemouthed8200 2 жыл бұрын

@@axoltheartist si tu traduis cette j'irai chez toi

@googelman 2 жыл бұрын

“I would like new software for my brain.” Me too duolingo, me too.

@ashtheiforgor4334 2 жыл бұрын

I do want new software for my brain sometimes aswell.

@pawprint1 Жыл бұрын

Same here so I can get rid of all the things I didn't want to see that I saw.

@noonelooksatusers Жыл бұрын

Yes

@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa Жыл бұрын

yeah

@TwoManyFoxes Жыл бұрын

new discord status.

@HayTatsuko 2 жыл бұрын

Duolingo explained in its newsfeed, some months ago, that the weird sentences are intended to help with the learning process -- they are weird specifically to be more memorable to learners!

@Speed_Zamaa 2 жыл бұрын

Wow

@loujintorky3540 2 жыл бұрын

and there funny so who wouldn't want them

@epinsarcauga7751 2 жыл бұрын

"i am touching the child" this? Educational? Excuse me

@umeinui Жыл бұрын

When i was closing the suitcase the body was not in it

@GlitterGirlBella Жыл бұрын

"drunk parrots" bro duolingo must have been drunk 💀

@christianrogers4980 2 жыл бұрын

Some of these are pop culture references. Like "fish are friends not food" (from Finding Nemo) "I will not choose the dark side" (Star Wars) and "Winter is Coming" is from ASOIAF/GoT. Another one bites the dust is from Queen of course. It's actually useful to memorise things and it's kinda funny.

@JaredJTArtsTsvetkov 2 жыл бұрын

Finally! Someone who understands

@arkanon8661 2 жыл бұрын

also "you are already dead", thats a meme reference (omae wa mou shindeiru)

@clobre_ 2 жыл бұрын

also run forrest run

@demonicrgc 2 жыл бұрын

Also "we didnt start the fire"

@FryManTheGreat 2 жыл бұрын

Also "Big brother is watching you." From 1984

@tatiah6993 2 жыл бұрын

my favourite duolingo sentence is “i am never buying a horse again” from the german course. it makes me wonder what bad experience this person had with horses.

@orenji7266 2 жыл бұрын

Ich werde nie wieder ein Pferd kaufen!

@NateIsNotOkay Жыл бұрын

I like “They are eating the horses” in Danish. I couldn’t stop laughing. Edit: Went to my daily Duolingo lesson, the first phrase was, I kid you not, “The birds are drinking beer.”

@UwUYT Жыл бұрын

I got "there is a horse in your apartment" so that might be it

@familiamarquez3219 Жыл бұрын

@@UwUYT Juan.

@UwUYT Жыл бұрын

@@familiamarquez3219 that is exactly what I thought after seeing it too lol

@judy3827 2 жыл бұрын

4:44 "you are already dead" is even funnier when you can read that the japanese says "omae wa mou shin de iru"

@Arufi000 2 жыл бұрын

NANI!?!?!?

@The-EJ-Factor 2 жыл бұрын

*really loud buzzing noise*

@Arufi000 2 жыл бұрын

@@The-EJ-Factor * dies *

@FxtballXGaming Жыл бұрын

Yeah I can read Japanese and even Kanji and it was hilarious now that I could read it

@xxgacha_x_shadow_x_pelycan3939 Жыл бұрын

Funfact : the Time Stanp is 4:44, only 4, and 4 is the number of death in China I am slowly getting scared

@yanathefoxstudios 2 жыл бұрын

“Your final words?” …… “I have your daughter’ Perfection

@dragonowl77 Жыл бұрын

that sounds like an awsome cliffhanger

@croinks 2 жыл бұрын

"It is raining beer" Every Germans dream during Oktoberfest

@deinemudda6104 Жыл бұрын

Well with a glass costing 11 plus bucks you can see where we are coming from, can´t you? XD

@croinks Жыл бұрын

@@deinemudda6104 yes XD

@bjrncatorosenbeg1170 Жыл бұрын

It's Norwegian

@magg0t_zz 2 жыл бұрын

9:06 as a greek, i gotta say this is a very useful sentence you'll hear locals say every two seconds. I am very proud of duolingo for acknowledging greek culture and presenting it accurately on the app/website.

@blackman5867 2 жыл бұрын

😍

@sifou0550 2 жыл бұрын

Συμφωνώ

@user-tu1if8bn8z 2 жыл бұрын

@maechanツ then who are you? if you consider yourself half?

@user-tu1if8bn8z 2 жыл бұрын

@maechanツ aaa okay

@stylianstamatis8000 2 жыл бұрын

As another Greek, I fully concur.

@sothisishowusernameswork.2043 2 жыл бұрын

9:05 "I am touching the child" "duolingo i swear i'm gonna call the fbi" me: *bursts out laughing*

@ExtremelyGullibleMeme 2 жыл бұрын

W̵̡̱͎̼͕̬̲̬͙̣̮̄͋̇̏̆͜ḩ̴̟̩̲̟̝̻̤̘̒̈́̌͑͛͛͛̓͋̏̆̅̕͠ẽ̵͕̟͔̂̽n̴̢͚̼͙̣͐̇̉̍́̐͘͠ ̸̩̟͗͗̈́̾́̀̓̚̚͠͝d̶̢̧̥̜̜̹̹͚͇͙̲̳̬͈͇͒̋ǫ̵̢̙̻̲̗͓̟̙̞̹͉͓͍̯̅̍͗͛̂̿ ̴̛̥̩̫͆̏̂̈́̕͘͝͝͝͝t̸̹̙̼̹̙͕̣̠̫̱̞̭͗ḧ̶̨̛̟̰̬̫̹͉̲̞̯̘̩̥́̀̋̊̕ẽ̵̛̝̲̥̠͔̚͝y̶̡̮̮͈͖̠͌͆͑͆̊̈́̽̉̚͝ ̸̪͇̲̣͔͖̜͎̯̮̈̽͐̇̓̾̀̽͑͗̕d̵͖̃̓̀͌̊̇̉̄̂̚i̵͔͍̠̳͕̝̮̙̖̍̄̂̓͂̋̄̕e̷̡̛̲͗̔̃̏͗̈́͆̅̓̚?̴̢̺̰̘͕͚͍̤̮̄̊͆̏͛̾̈́

@sothisishowusernameswork.2043 Жыл бұрын

@@ExtremelyGullibleMeme idk when they die mate (i actually saw the words in there, it was kinda hard)

@rd_k11 2 жыл бұрын

I am scared that no one is talking about Owen's obsession with parsnips.

@deinemudda6104 2 жыл бұрын

Hey , whatever floats his boat , man #noKinkshaming XD

@TheBritishDragong 2 жыл бұрын

*Owen has eaten your parsnips*

@chirpychick2982 2 жыл бұрын

*nath Owen bwyta parsnips ti*

@skinsarentskill259 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheBritishDragong please no no no not my parsnips oh god-

@TheBritishDragong 2 жыл бұрын

@@skinsarentskill259 oh damn dude, sorry bout your parsnips 😞

@nobitches9828 2 жыл бұрын

0:57 that could actually work as a good pickup line

@anNaSoR911 2 жыл бұрын

I liked, “I am not drunk. I am just intoxicated by you.” lol

@skinsarentskill259 2 жыл бұрын

There's a 'flirting' section as a bonus lesson in Duolingo.

@vowexine Жыл бұрын

@@skinsarentskill259 wait really where

@skinsarentskill259 Жыл бұрын

@@vowexine i dunno if that's an option for every language but you can pay lessons for 1000 gems, i don't remember where exactly

@Parthgamer123 2 жыл бұрын

I like how the Japanese ones are memes like the "You are already dead" and "Is this a pigeon" one XD

@skinsarentskill259 2 жыл бұрын

"Cats don't play piano" damn :(

@the.resident.ghost. Жыл бұрын

@@skinsarentskill259 but... but.. piano cat!!

@RealLeFishe 2 жыл бұрын

0:25 As a fish, I can confirm that it is actually us who are studying you

@IdioticSubcarpathian 2 жыл бұрын

The way he said "No soup for you!" 0:49 just killed me 😂

@sparlo3865 2 жыл бұрын

0:50

@asheep7797 2 жыл бұрын

No, SOUP FOR YOU!

@thediamondkittygamingmore6614 2 жыл бұрын

I think he's trying to imitate the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld. It's not bad.

@RandomVex 2 жыл бұрын

"Goverment of the country is not very effective at the moment" Damn that's too real

@jacobfischer3016 2 жыл бұрын

“She falls because we push her” is a sentence I remember getting.

@sleepylilspiderz 2 жыл бұрын

I once got “Every day, the cow watches the trains” in the French course.

@georgeiii2998 2 жыл бұрын

I once got "the cat is not a horse" in the Polish course.

@potatogonyes7730 2 жыл бұрын

@@georgeiii2998 LMFAO

@lewz_4530 Жыл бұрын

I got "The cow closed the door because it was scared of humans" in the Spanish course

@aniket0902 2 жыл бұрын

Okay, so I was learning japanese, I came across some sentences 1. My dog sells hats 2. We got divorced because my cat was too cute. 2nd one is just too hilarious😂😂😂

@dr.dkakarot1017 Жыл бұрын

The cat has the power to keep relationships together. You have a gifted and blessed cat.

@clynadagatan5520 8 ай бұрын

I encountered that said " Is canada small? ".

@Melody-kc1tg 8 ай бұрын

"I never surf in Germany" i think was one of mine

@LionLucky435 7 ай бұрын

hello, I died

@nesekaya1602 6 ай бұрын

I learn japanese too

@magniloquenting.wlspoetjt1808 2 жыл бұрын

1:05 I don't know why but I've probably never laughed this much in an entire year. My mum isn't Italian (we're Romanians) but we live in Italy and for unknown reasons this phrase really made me laugh so much that I was crying at some point. I mean no offence, but this was really hilarious.

@falsealarm_9865 2 жыл бұрын

“We live in Italy for unknown reasons” that sounds like kidnapping

@magniloquenting.wlspoetjt1808 2 жыл бұрын

@@falsealarm_9865 Sorry if I expressed myself incorrectly. I meant to say that I laughed at the phrase for reasons which I don't know.

@magniloquenting.wlspoetjt1808 2 жыл бұрын

@tvrhd2022 That doesn't mean Romania is poor. Sure, there aren't the same possibilities you might find in Italy, but Italy isn't the richest country either. I'm planning to move back to my country, actually. At least there people don't get diseases from food that contains too much herbicides, and they are way healthier in the countryside.

@magk2524 2 жыл бұрын

@tvrhd2022 italy is the last place I'd move to for money lol

@micheleguglielmana2568 2 жыл бұрын

@@magk2524 are you perhaps french lol

@jan_Majeken 2 жыл бұрын

“I am a mushroom” “Will you marry me?” “I need money” The greatest story of all time

@ShauMapping Жыл бұрын

Me a mushroom

@GlitterGirlBella Жыл бұрын

"The drunk parrots"

@catra1733 Жыл бұрын

Fax. It sums up so many movies, I’m just three sentences. One person is a sitting mushroom, the other person asks to marry them, and one of the two needs money.

@StarNightSkys 2 жыл бұрын

0:42 “another one bites the dust” People who understand the reference: 😅😅

@danfe6314 Жыл бұрын

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

@doritodorito492 2 жыл бұрын

I am scared of the idea of a bear who comes to your house drunk and wearing multiple dresses and eats your pizza. The fact that her name is just "the bear" makes it even scarier.

@PsychoMaika 2 жыл бұрын

"Another one bites the dust" Had me dying

@84947545838 2 жыл бұрын

jojo fans: is that jojo here?

@lindsayandkittyslayed Жыл бұрын

cHa cHa chAAAah anOthEr oNe bItes ThE DuST (hhhhauah

@mrscrunklebot 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he sometimes accidentally reads russian

@theomor9022 Жыл бұрын

Русский язык убивает, проверенно

@omori_dweeb 2 жыл бұрын

“To live is to suffer.” From now on, I LIVE by these words.

@squiddragon6669 2 жыл бұрын

suffer*

@robloxiansexclusive1781 Жыл бұрын

To survive is to find meaning in the suffering Its a quote by someone i forgot

@MJ_Llama 2 жыл бұрын

Klingon lessons: "You are stupid" "Torg is not handsome, but he is smart" "Are we crazy? Yes. You are crazy" "It is definitely a name" Edit: I've also gotten the "The lion eats clothes" sentence before when I did Irish. Anyway, tá brón orm agus go raibh maith agat!

@raineyclouds09 2 жыл бұрын

"I am sad and thank you" Or is that supposed to say I am sorry and thank you. Idk I suck at Irish

@killianobrien2007 2 жыл бұрын

@@raineyclouds09 brón can mean sorry as well as sad.

@raineyclouds09 2 жыл бұрын

@@killianobrien2007 oh thx ^^

@dr.dkakarot1017 Жыл бұрын

irish is language?! I thought it was a accent

@MJ_Llama Жыл бұрын

@@raineyclouds09 "I am sorry and thank you" but yeah! Good job!

@Anotherchild_lol 2 жыл бұрын

3:09 well, what did he expect

@strawberriesandpeaches9816 Жыл бұрын

"I want to stop existing and start living" Queen Duo is so inspirational

@notme1689 Жыл бұрын

"Early tommorow morning, I will be at your door" - Duolingo, the one that puts your family on host for not completing your spanish lessons

@deinemudda6104 2 жыл бұрын

I once had a russian sentence on Duo: "на етом билет кров !" - "There is blood on this ticket!"

@blckrig1817 2 жыл бұрын

I had two about blood before. У неё есть хорошая кровь Чёрная кровь I’ve also gotten this gem today Волшебник никогда не опаздывает

@deinemudda6104 2 жыл бұрын

@@blckrig1817 Yes the one about she got good blood I had too

@karupsvivek992 2 жыл бұрын

I've once got the elephant drinks tea in hindi

@Sonya-fi6jm 2 жыл бұрын

once I've got: no, cats don't drink wine in spanish

@deinemudda6104 2 жыл бұрын

@@Sonya-fi6jm I once got "it´s a cat he doesnt need chocolate " in Russian

@carriegould7560 2 жыл бұрын

4:20 those Uber eats commercials be like

@KittyNoirr 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@flaxyus996 2 жыл бұрын

0:53 as a Russian myself I say he's right

@ulphilas4953 2 жыл бұрын

Да-с, пока так будет лучше

@flaxyus996 2 жыл бұрын

@@ulphilas4953 )

@vaxmans69 2 жыл бұрын

So you fully suport the war?

@Alina-nx9cr 2 жыл бұрын

@@vaxmans69 damn of course we are not!!!! russian people all suffer from this fkng disaster and we DO NOT support our government

@eminem2996 2 жыл бұрын

@@vaxmans69 do you ask that to every Russian you see?

@magniloquenting.wlspoetjt1808 2 жыл бұрын

1:39 Maybe it's referring to the post of that woman, who had a blue and black dress that people saw as white and yellow (I myself see it this way).

@r1ecchi 2 жыл бұрын

“the meat eats me” -duolingo korean

@Millk-- Жыл бұрын

"Another one bites the dust" Ah yes, Duolingo actually has good taste in music

@karenanson 2 жыл бұрын

I love Duo. When I was in high school French my fave thing was the 20 sentences we had to make each week with our new weekly vocabulary. I would have a lot of fun making the longest craziest sentences I could. I recognize that the Duo folks do the same thing and I love it. 🥰🥳🤣

@queenofcandy 2 жыл бұрын

“when i was closing the suitcase, the body was not in it” sounds like Duolingo Bird made a book about his first victim.

@lolslols2836 2 жыл бұрын

1:13 I can relate to this on a spiritual level

@venus7133 2 жыл бұрын

Some odd duo lingo sentences I got: We are where you are. No, I am not your dad. Home is where the cat is. (Although this is correct)

@cheetoratd5600 2 жыл бұрын

I got “Your daughter wants to scuba dive in our bathroom.”

@venus7133 2 жыл бұрын

@@cheetoratd5600 what lmao which course

@janjurik660 2 жыл бұрын

Oh, looks like i am not the only person learning ukrainian. Anyway, дім там, де кіт

@cheetoratd5600 2 жыл бұрын

@@venus7133 French

@shurale123 Жыл бұрын

The soldiers hit the lazy cook Young men are not universities

@aprilsanimals6287 2 жыл бұрын

Finnish lessons: "you are a wizard" "the blue cat is a wizard" Japanese lessons: "Every day at 6:30 pm I go to sleep." JAPANESE IS SO NORMAL... And then theres finnish

@kgamesnyc 2 жыл бұрын

scandinavian languages tend to be really odd. i've gotten "Your bear drinks beer," "Are they eating spiders?," "She thinks she's a cat," "Is the fish happy?," and so many more

@callie_calamari 2 жыл бұрын

"the blue cat is a wizard" bluestar is a wizard confirmed?

@energeticstunts993 2 жыл бұрын

No not at all. Please keep going on Japanese. You'll hit sentences like: "sometimes I drink by myself all alone". And some other funny stuff. I promise😉

@aprilsanimals6287 2 жыл бұрын

@@energeticstunts993 I def will continue on! (cheers to my 80 day streak haha)

@callmesilver2683 2 жыл бұрын

Then there is the Turkish course with its soap operas

@mr.unknown9590 2 жыл бұрын

Duolingo: when god created beauty, he was inspired by you. Boys: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

@magniloquenting.wlspoetjt1808 2 жыл бұрын

0:51 Exactly what needs to be avoided right now.

@UnObviousVI 2 жыл бұрын

"Bro brother is watching you", that made me die

@autisticandproudsnephew3636 2 жыл бұрын

Duolingo is authoritarian

@kariduanimations 2 жыл бұрын

I constantly get the “drunk parrot” and “drunk comrade” sentences from Latin

@shurale123 Жыл бұрын

Also drunk parrots tend to be hit And young men are still not universities

@SkyMurphy77 11 ай бұрын

same

@malacoda_727 Жыл бұрын

"Strange people are not always dangerous. They are just strange." and I live by that

@neildulake Жыл бұрын

"Fish are friends not food" this man is spitting facts right now

@datspringnerspaniel3234 2 жыл бұрын

“A young women was run over by a bus” ✊😠✊

@artiomboyko 2 жыл бұрын

4:45 is "omae wa mou shindeiru", in case somebody doesn't know ;)

@N4meDoesntMatter 2 жыл бұрын

I swear, I went to a korean corse of Duolingo and one of the strangest sentences I got is "Kid Milk". I was bursted out laughing from this. It turns out this sentence was a bug because after the next update, the sentence was gone.

@audriusskebas3099 2 жыл бұрын

The bear is speaking facts

@davipaulo5923 2 жыл бұрын

6:23: A normal person trying to explain the basics to a headless feminist

@TuberTheBunny 2 жыл бұрын

Watching videos like these made me your 2000th sub. Congrats on getting 2k subs, Jared!

@polarbear4297 2 жыл бұрын

I'm learning Russian on Duolingo and I got a weird sentence there recently, it was 'My horse is not an artist but an architect"

@robozaogameryt 2 жыл бұрын

2:00 "Bigger isn't necessarily better". It's true.

@helloyourcomputerhasvirus5039 Жыл бұрын

The best part about this, is that all of these translations were created by human beings, not computer generated, which explains why some translations contexts are related

@mackbook9334 Жыл бұрын

That just makes this even better

@_nextdream_ 2 жыл бұрын

A sentence in Japanese Duolingo taught me was "I don't have a family." It could be useful I guess.

@spry6718 2 жыл бұрын

No only that but it teaches you it multiple times. I’ve had to write 家族はいません (I don’t have a family) more than one time.

@atanvardecunambiel8917 2 жыл бұрын

1:34 Cats do see us as weird tall servants who only have fur on our heads.

@AnythingButBecky1127 Жыл бұрын

They may act like that sometimes, but they actually see us as fellow cats!

@rg64824 2 жыл бұрын

0:57 thats kinda sweet 🥰

@JasonYJS_xoxo Жыл бұрын

It's hard to believe that these weird sentences appear in Duolingo

@orange5591 2 жыл бұрын

2:49 3:31 I'm not native russian, but russian is my first language( I'm pretty bad at my actual native language) And I have to say, the way foreigners pronounce russian words sounds kinda funny and cute If you are willing to learn this language I wish you the best Seriously, it's pretty difficult;-; Udachi

@FxtballXGaming Жыл бұрын

Russian is my 6th language Im learning (Im polyglot) and I pronounciation is pretty good coz I have an African background and the phonics are kinda the same Thats how I also learned Japanese and Korean

@orange5591 Жыл бұрын

@@FxtballXGaming I know 3 languages, and learning Spanish rn(also planning Korean)

@FxtballXGaming Жыл бұрын

@@orange5591 Well I wanted to learn Spanish but I dont like learning genderbased languages- Also Korean might take you a while but u will get there eventually if you dedicate some time daily to it :)

@orange5591 Жыл бұрын

@@FxtballXGaming Thanks :)

@wifferseggs6778 2 жыл бұрын

Duolingo be having the best pickup lines

@craigdavies2598 2 жыл бұрын

1:15 I have had this exact one on duolingo, and I have an image of it on a folder on my phone where I keep funny duolingo phrases lmao

@ThatBoiOnLaythe Жыл бұрын

I love the three sentences after one another all about Owen and parsnips.

@AnythingButBecky1127 Жыл бұрын

Me too, I want to show my friend this video and joke about it since he has a brother named Owen

@hibabe2967 2 жыл бұрын

07:33 , as a russian, i fully agree.. we also have bears walking around the cities, most of russians already got to have one as a pet. you thought it was a stereotype? *haha, you were wrong, comrade.*

@The_Joshuan_Empire Жыл бұрын

I am a american so f**k of soviet!

@olliewasafox 5 ай бұрын

"When I was closing the suitcase, the body was not in it" i have no words for this. the bird is a serial killer

@Mushroom_AU 2 жыл бұрын

0:42 Killer Queen has already touched this sentence!

@francesca9602 2 жыл бұрын

I once got a sentence that said “the horses are drinking beer”

@richardperks7776 2 жыл бұрын

What’s with Owen and parsnips? Whenever I hear the Duolingo sentences about Owen and parsnips I always think of Owen from Total Drama Island with a parsnip

@SkyMurphy77 11 ай бұрын

In welsh whenever there is Owen there is parsnips

@ghost_of_7th_st. 2 жыл бұрын

if I were to sum up my fav parts out of context: *return of the drunk parrots* *duo being a murderer and beautiful singer, who agrees people are strange, and is rich* (eat the rich) *depression from duo smth about Marcus again *duo being superior for like, a few sentences yay, I love this

@pitchblackvoid Жыл бұрын

Is Marcus stuffed with cheese

@ghost_of_7th_st. Жыл бұрын

@@pitchblackvoid probably

@SamanthaTheSonicFan 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for the sequel! This isn’t the sequel we wanted, it’s the sequel we needed!

@Zatx06 2 жыл бұрын

Ive been on duolingo since i was 5 years old, now im 17 and i knew every single Word 😭😭😂

@artiomboyko 2 жыл бұрын

I'm pleasantly surprised how many Esperanto is there ;)

@user-sk9vi2ql8b 11 ай бұрын

seeing videos like this motivates me to learn more of the language i'm learning, because i want to see this kind of stuff on my own course

@RandomDucc-sj8pd 2 жыл бұрын

0:22 The latest news flash 0:26 so deep 😔 0:33 They don’t?! My life is a lie! 0:35 top advice 0:40 duo roasts you 0:50 NOOOOOOOOOOO MY SOUP 0:58 true compliment 1:02 Hmmmm 1:05 That’s a shame 1:16 Duolingo is secretly that vegan teacher CAUGHT IN 4K

@sabrina-xiaoni 2 жыл бұрын

One time while learning Italian I got "C’è un gatto nel forno!" which means "there’s a cat in the oven!"… Ah, well…

@Lucky_step 2 жыл бұрын

One time, I was learning a language on Duolingo, and a sentence translated to. "Do we have doors" or "The doors are far away." Edit: Thanks for the likes!

@FuraPurble 2 жыл бұрын

Like my Russian lessons

@Lucky_step 2 жыл бұрын

@FuraPurble 2 жыл бұрын

Да

@showtaimu 2 жыл бұрын

0:44 Another one bites the dust

@danfe6314 Жыл бұрын

@ARCHIKATANDARKIROSE Жыл бұрын

The one about searching fishes or fish searching us is actually a good question

@harptastic 2 жыл бұрын

one of my favorite sentences i've had so far has been "mina föräldrar tycker inte om att du äter myror" which means "my parents do not like that you eat ants. not sure when i'd have to use this but it makes me laugh

@gubgubgub 2 жыл бұрын

this video changed my life

@hunterball902 2 жыл бұрын

I got "je bent een appel" (you are an apple)

@ImaErick 2 жыл бұрын

i remember once my friend decided to learn english for fun and then she had to say the words "your addres please" and she said her actual address and it said it was correct

@shokuplant2721 2 жыл бұрын

Everytime I see these, I think of the Latin Course's "Psittaci Ebrii". Drunk parrots

@urbearclaire 2 жыл бұрын

I love this 😭

@Artist588 Жыл бұрын

‘Fish are friends, not food’ got me laughing when they got that from finding nemo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@demarcosss Жыл бұрын

i was practicing italian on duolingo and the sentence was "my sister is in jail"💀

@stickguyanimatior818 2 жыл бұрын

1:03 I broke out in laughter because im Italian

@shadrackakinkunmi 2 жыл бұрын

I like that duo even included the blue and black dress or white and gold controversy

@cosmonut-fr Жыл бұрын

0:43 _Killer Queen, daisan no bakudan,BITESZA DUSTO_

@soniaagp 2 жыл бұрын

Nice, thanks for funny content

@OwO-xn2wf 2 жыл бұрын

why is this so underrated!!! only 3.6k views??? the last one had over 600k!

@JaredJTArtsTsvetkov 2 жыл бұрын

Some people never or rarely notice the sequel of something. But don't worry this video is slowly blowing up

@OwO-xn2wf 2 жыл бұрын

@@JaredJTArtsTsvetkov you're right, its already at 35k 😲

@Reptiles709 Жыл бұрын

I need 100 more of this video!

@alexwolfson3113 2 жыл бұрын

4:56 amogus be like: 6:25 what I usually say when I am playing Goose Goose Duck and someone is acting suspicious:

@gokuantibts9949 2 жыл бұрын

WE DONT NEED MORE

@matchythebfbfanformerlyv0141 Жыл бұрын

Pinned comment with no replies?

@gokuantibts9949 Жыл бұрын

Oh no duolingo forgive me of miss my spanish leasons

@JustAnormalCup Жыл бұрын

@monicaulposhu Жыл бұрын

bruh aniti bts-

@LocalCzechia Жыл бұрын

YES WE NEED MORE

@this_username_is_taken7004 2 жыл бұрын

Some highlights from the Polish course (from what I've done so far) "Czy jajko to warzywo?" _Is an egg a vegetable?_ "Nie jestem psem, jestem kotem" _I am not a dog, I am a cat_ "Duo mnie nie kocha" _Duo does not love me_ "Jestem tygrysem" _I am a tiger_