The attackers can't hurt you, if they are laughing at your moves.

Thats “How to train your dragon” 😂

I like how you're respectful even when you're calling people on their bullshit.

As a 74 yo lifetime martial artist, I can only say this was VERY right on!! I remember in the late 70, a young man and two friends came into the dojo. He proclaimed himself a grand master in Wing Chun. I went into a small room with and closed the door, then asked why he was wasting his time. He told me he was going to " show me up" to his friends. I hit from two inches away,,, at the sternum. His balance was WAY OFF. so, a very easy target. He landed at t he end of the room. I politely asked him if he wished to continue in a real fight. He left. T he point is, it happened ALL the time, in many schools. To this day, I will never understand such a warped sense of self. I have been beaten, all of us have. But you don't play football without a ball

I have to say, this is exactly how I imagined Aang to be when he's grownup.

So you’re telling me you can’t summon a nine tailed fox and eliminate a revived war criminal? Wow

Idk why I expected this video to be drier than it was. I wasn’t expecting to laugh my ass off as hard as I did. (And not necessarily due to the fake martial arts but just how funny you are and the editing style) 3:18 that half second of laughter KILLED me 😂 Great video! Saving to my favorites!

Oh my, I cracked up when you said, "You gotta respect the hustle!" It just hit me as a different way to look at it.

That last one, he blocked the wrong energy, he thought the dude was gonna throw a qi blast but it was pure kinetic uppercut

The "how to train your dragon" is legit Yes, it may not work in the streets. But it will work under the sheets.

I have to say, when I was on martial arts, the breaking of boards wasn't about pain, or lack thereof, it was about the performer believing they could do it. There were always guys who held back, and couldn't break the board, and it was all about mental state. Not to say there wasn't skill involved but it was mostly psychological, whether it was fear of hurting one's self, or more commonly from what I saw, fear of failure, it was mostly in the mental state of the performer.

Love it, bro! Keep 'em coming. That last guy...WOW! I think his face still hurts, today. He never saw even one punch coming. LOL

When the guy went: ⬆️↗️➡️↗️⬇️⬇️↙️↖️↘️↕️⬆️➡️↘️↗️ I felt that through the screen

When fake martial artist "feel the energy" they probably mean the kinetic energy of their opponent's blows

Man I keep getting back to your video it is so damn funny and always makes my day! Thanks a lot!

This video is such a classic, i always come back every 6-7 months 😂

*How to Hadouken:* 1. ⬇️↘️➡️ + Punch

The tree eating guy, if he become a zombie, he's the most dangerous one

I saw an Iaido master that in a performance accidentally cut his thumb off when he unsheathed his sword. He finished his performance and walked off without making any face at all. He didn't even acknowledge the thumb on the floor, just left it there when leaving. That is mastering pain and trying to save face on a high level.

Making your opponent laugh uncontrollably is a very powerful maneuver.

imagine if this existed: "fake shaolin disciple reacts to real martial arts" gonna be hilarious

The “how to train your dragon” is just classic

Excellent video. I agree with you about the guy thrusting his finger through the soda can - he deserves respect for this move. Over the decades, I have observed many fake martial artists. But sometimes even a martial arts charlatan can do one or two things very competently. So, I do offer respect to this guy. The soda can is not something I would try.

"how to train your dragon" ded 😂😂😂

Random guy: *Eats tree* Me: Now that’s real Kung Fu

“Yea kick his ass, good! Teach him what he’s doing is useless.” Lmao I laughed so hard! 😂

Thank you for making this video! It made my day.

Some dude: Eats tree Me: *BEAVER STYLE TREE EATING JUTSU*

“Chi is controlling your breathing” **bloody stream plays**

4:11 When the Sensei is disappointed in you :D

Yeah, that Tai Chi master got a brutal (though well deserved) reality check. It's unfortunate that for some people, this is the only way they will understand the flaw in their perspective.

"He definitely studied something, I just dont know what it is" The single most back-handed compliment right there🤣🤣🤣

I believe a lot of people have trained their dragons well during quarantine. Edit: My fellow dragon trainers, keep your dragons conditioned all the time, the battles could come at any moment

8:30 this is from a Greek TV show called Anita Koita and yes this is too funy

I was smiling the entire 10 minutes….. still smiling and laughing typing this….. thank you man…. I needed this 😆

This is why Starwars wasn't a thing in China. They already have the force

“In China they have to suppress their emotions anyway.” Ooh Qi force fired.

I could watch this all day it's just so funny

This is the first video of this guy I watched and I am laughing so hard Right now😂😂😂😂 imma like and subscribe hope for more videos like this😂😂😂

If one punch man becomes a movie and this guy doesn't get Saitama's role I'm leaving this world

Lmfao “the exercises for How To Train Your Dragon”

the added sound effects at 8:10 is pure gold... can't stop laughing

So, shaolins hide their pain better than Rambo. 🤔😂

What's even more disappointing is that these fake martial artists look like they're older than 40 years old. I expected better from adults

“How to train your dragon” Your mother and I are very disappointed in you, Rantoni....

I am 21 years old, I've studied Okinawa Kabudo since I was a kid of 8 years old (mainly the Bo, and Sai) and I meditate for inner peace, but I absolutely agree with this video, it is 100 percent accurate, there's too many fake martial artists out there, I've actually had people challenge me to a martial arts sparring match, and then back out last minute, because they knew nothing of martial arts, so definitely keep spreading the message that there are real one, and there are fake ones.

Very good video! I love how you have been honest about all these!

I'm not scared of much, but that guy who eats trees? He scares me.

The only energy they'll feel is the punch they recieved to the face.

Thank you very much, I laughed my head off❤

In the second video: that “ Master “ smells so bad that people falls back. 😂

"Just because you learn some Martial arts moves doesn't mean you can fight" - Ranton

One thing I love about Ranton is when he talk about Shaolin stuff his seriously af, when it comes to gaming or funny stuff he is a different person. Respect.

As a musician in the brass section i can relate to the principle of controlled breathing and it is quite hard sometimes during a longer performance i feel like blacking out because my breathing is uncontrolled due to nervousness

5:40 Brazil also has these exercizing areas in some of the more wealthy cities, but I've only seen an old person use them once, although I loved to mess around them as a kid. I remember it clear as day, me swinging on the little side swing in Tarquínio park at Cascavel, Paraná while traveling there to visit my grandmother. It was more fun than the actual playground there, it got boring ever since they removed the monkey bars. I love monkey bars.

I like it how the the real Shaolin disciple is impressed and shocked at how good the guy who put his finger through a soda can 😂😂

3:06 Eren after trying to eat the warhammer

Hey man. Great delivery. You got class brother. Carry on. This shit was funny as hell.

Yo look up Vietnam jiggle jitzu 😂😂😂 that was the guy from yer second last video ❤❤great work

LOL "I'm gonna feel the energy!" The Energy:

I'd let Ranton break a stick on my grandmothers back

Hearing a Shaolin saying " Jesus" is The funniest thing that I've ever heard 😂

Martial are about POWER and STRENGTH but Martial Art about a beauty of figthing like dancing. That's a difference thing.

That "How to Train your Dragon" Joke was hilarious.

“Honestly she looks like she could kick his ass” had me rolling bro

“They’re doing exercises for the, uh.... how to train your dragon” lmaoo😂

The you show the movement of the "master" with gray jacket was hilarious 😅

The respectfulness these videos have is amazing , keeping everything aside......"HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON" got me laughing for 5 mins straight 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ranton: “which is just controlling your breathing” Me: *it’s time to slay some demons boi’s*

"In China they have to suppress their emotions anyways" *Oof*

Oh man lol one of my favorite things to watch when I'm board lol

This is funny af good work my ninja

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face." Mike Tyson

3:11 i wouldn’t even call that fake martial arts, i would just call that... *CRONCH*

The editing on this vid is funny af 😂😂

I practiced traditional martial arts for a few years and what I've seen is that, unfortunately, most of people who started were desperately wanting to be fooled. (No, my master wasn't fooling anyone, but people always came with unreal expectations, then felt frustrated of not becoming Bruce Lee, and just gave up within a month).

"In china they have to suppress their emotions anyways" That caught me off guard lol.

Finally the one and only Rantoni Megalodoni is back

From the movie Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 'I'm sure your skills are formidable on whatever planet you're from but, your main disadvantage is, THIS IS EARTH'! 😂😂

As a martial artist myself I approve.

Uncle Iroh: Chi control comes from the breath, not the muscle. Dis is now fact...😮😤

Whenever I hear ki or chi or qiqong, I start thinking dragonball.

amazing editing bro... props

your funny as hell keep it up

Opponent: "You call shooting people a martial art?" Me, an American: "Oh, yeah"

9:08 in master's head : " first distract the target.. then block his blind Jab , and.. then Discombobulate

That was the best explanation of Chi I've ever heard. Suddenly it makes sense.

The old man in a grey suit ? YOU CAN DO WHAT DO , ? BUT STAY OFF MY BLUE SAWADE SHOES ? ELVIS . 🤣

"in China they have to supress their pain anyway" Lmao, sneaky roast right there

Whenever I see “real Shaolin disciple” in the title, I know the videos gonna be FIRE

I like how you realized mid sentence how “masters spreading kids legs on the floor” sounded off 😂😂😂 that face

Alternate title: Shaolin monk gets access to the internet

I started dying of laughter when Ranton was like “i’m going to block the incoming punch, i’m going to feel it’s energy”

Thanks for sharing this information. Pretty funny 😄

Thank you for your videos, authentic!!

"Chi: It's just controlling your breathing." Demon Slayer Breathing Style & Jojo Hamon are real!

I'm using "I could break a stick over your grandma's back" for everything now. Introducing myself to new people, explaining my skill-set to potential employers, chatting up girls at the pub, etc

"THE ENERGY" at the very end got me good 🤣

"How to train your dragon" BROOO STOPPP AHAHAHAA 🤣🤣🤣