Rebel Moon 2 Is EVEN WORSE Than The First!

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Ай бұрын

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Zack Snyder and Netflix's Rebel Moon Part 2 is here and has managed to receive a worse reception than Part 1. This should be fun...
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@TheSouloftheDragon Ай бұрын

And think, Zac Snyder wants this to be a six part movie series.

@leverans Ай бұрын

Bro thinks he's George Lucas

@alexisdalmeida2147 Ай бұрын

And he actually calls it a trylogy

@alexisdalmeida2147 Ай бұрын

He needs 6 movies because of the solomo, it's equivalent to 3 movies worth of terrible story

@adrisamurai9737 Ай бұрын

Ain’t gonna happen by how Netflix fumbled the bag with the two versions of both movies. Probably the extended R rated version will be equally as bad.

@yolkyorb1429 Ай бұрын

6 movies in the franchise, and the 6 directors cuts for each that take place in an alternate timeline

@doublep1980 Ай бұрын

The grain, was the only thing that got an actual character arc in this movie. You think I'm trolling, but hear me out. The grain was planted, grow on the field, got harvested, got milled into flour, the flour was put into sacks, the sacks were used as shields and finally, the sacks of flour were blown up. That is more of an arc than any of the other characters had.

@sweetchristmas101 Ай бұрын

But did it get any flashbacks? That's the true hallmark of modern characterization Perhaps the Snyder Cut will show it getting planted, or showcase a couple of hardcore irrigation scenes.

@antoniofernandesmarchetti1097 Ай бұрын

Flashbacks of How the Gran got harvested before being planted kkkkk!

@bottlethrower1544 Ай бұрын

That is actually a very smart take

@MailiKrillin Ай бұрын

Its from “nerdrotic” watch his review, he’s just copy & paste

@nailinthefashion Ай бұрын

You could have just said they got the most slow mo, that’s the true hallmark of modern characterization

@motivatedvergil9145 Ай бұрын

I'm still blown away by the fact that a technologically advanced space armada failed to conquer a small village...

@zephyr8072 17 күн бұрын

They held back because they needed the grain you see. Aside from when Admiral Evil suddenly declared the grain was irrelevant. Also, this one village of all of 20 people is the only place that farms grain on AN ENTIRE PLANET.

@FanFive5 9 күн бұрын

@@zephyr8072 Not to mention it appears pretty dry and rocky

@natmarelnam4871 Ай бұрын

"You were supposed to save us from the Disney, not copy them poorly"

@nailinthefashion Ай бұрын

It’s wild how this makes the sequel Star Wars movies more tolerable for me lol

@stormtraitor6545 16 күн бұрын

@@nailinthefashion Both ‘Rebel Moon’ movies make Rise of Skywalker look like Avengers Endgame. And by extension, makes the Holiday Special look like The Godfather.

@nailinthefashion 16 күн бұрын

@@stormtraitor6545 lmao that part

@haku8135 Ай бұрын

She shot a child in the chest with a laser gun and the child started glowing like tinker Bell and nobody asked what the hell that was?

@marcd1981 Ай бұрын

@@DoodsUnited 😂😂 Duuuude

@vesuvius1318 Ай бұрын

Finding that out is going to be the plot of Rebel Moon 6: More Rebellious.

@stormtraitor6545 Ай бұрын

She probably became a force ghost or a Lisan Al Gaib, or something… idk… 🤷🏾‍♂️

@user-ru4xi9cv5j Ай бұрын

Nah nah nah shes a Q from the continum loking for picard

@thanktink4328 Ай бұрын

A shield

@marymaza2187 Ай бұрын

How do they have the tech to literally resurrect a dead person but can't come up with a way to grow crops that's better than the medieval-style farming that happens in the movie?

@mxvega1097 Ай бұрын

The grain sequence really deserves a David Attenborough overdub - "The Triumph of Grain". "Dawn breaks, over the veldt. It is cool now but the sun will beat down soon enough. The villagers have planned for the harvest, at least since last night. Friends, family, former foes, now all joined in a common task. With embroidery. But time. Is short.".... Try it!

@marcd1981 Ай бұрын

I thought it was the most ridiculous part of this show. None of that could have happened the way it did. They accomplished 2 weeks worth of work in 3 days, supposedly working around the clock to get everything done. The problem with that theory is they had time for eating and drinking with everyone in the village, and then go through an awards ceremony, giving the main characters cool names and some embroidery.

@tsuikagura Ай бұрын

This movie has the exact aesthetic... story ...and tastefulness of a SUPER BOWL beer commercial. All-american, slo-mo sweat-in-the sun, perfect bodyin', women and men grain harvestin', god-lovin', hymn-singin', faith celebratin' 2 hours long advertisement. Zack needs to make ads instead of movies. That's what his direction seems ideal for.

@c.m.9369 Ай бұрын

Did I miss something? Why did main-character-lady have to kill the child? So she could be framed as the murderer of the entire family? But... there were around a hundred surviving witnesses in that room! And if ALL OF THEM were in on the conspiracy to frame her, why make her shoot the child in the first place? They could have just killed the princess themselves and then told everybody she did it. Forensics apparently wouldn't make any difference, because if the empire has the forensic to determine that it was her who killed the princess, they now would also have the forensic to determine that she did NOT kill the rest of the family, right? Does anything in that scene make any sense?

@zephyr8072 17 күн бұрын

Not to mention every single one of those literal backstabbing Senators could at any time out Belisarius as the murderer who screamed at Kora to shoot the princess. If just one of those guys pocketed a recording device it's all over for him.. and why wouldn't they because again they are literal backstabbers. The betrayed the mightiest king of the mightiest space empire of all time (allegedly). Why does Bel think he's just fine painting a target on himself AND making an enemy out of the best soldier/bodyguard he's ever had? I mean seriously! She obeyed Bel without question! She barely hesitated. Why the _hell_ would he then use such a useful and *loyal* asset as a scapegoat when everyone in the room saw what happened? Why are these people the way they are?

@njlkerins Ай бұрын

There was definitely an over-abundance of slo-mo grain harvesting shots. I'd have preferred more of a focus on the milling process. In slo-mo. Perhaps that'll be rectified in the Snyder cut?

@Film_Sushi Ай бұрын

Don´t give him ideas, damn!! :))

@njlkerins Ай бұрын

@Film_Sushi 😂

@devernepersonal3636 Ай бұрын

and they looked like stock video at that. half of this looked like AI

@whrecordings Ай бұрын

Harvest Moon Part 2: The Wheat Thresher

@amyford2971 Ай бұрын

I think a Harvest Moon movie would be more entertaining than Rebel Moon to be fair. I’ve not watched part two. Getting through part one was chore enough. I ended up just using my iPad while others were watching.

@whrecordings Ай бұрын

@@amyford2971 Harvest Moon Part 3: Bringer of the Corn

@whrecordings Ай бұрын

@@amyford2971 Harvest Moon Part 4: The Scarecrow

@whrecordings Ай бұрын

@@amyford2971 Harvest Moon Part 5: Stupid Scarecrows

@whrecordings Ай бұрын

Harvest Moon Part 6: The Grain The Emperium

@shamrockdragon7634 Ай бұрын

Gunnar reacted to Kora killing a child the same way Padme reacted to Anakin wiping out a whole tribe of Tusken Raiders, the women and children too.

@m4nt1c0r3s Ай бұрын

The grain is Snyder version of Dunes' spice i guess, this whole shshow is him nicking stuff from other movies, and acting like this is some amazing original story.

@nailinthefashion Ай бұрын

Dune: spice is a by product of the natural cycle of the planet, it’s insanely powerful with potentially limitless uses, is abundant and just needs to be harvested but there’s a balance to it, you have to become one with Dune to be able to benefit from it. So you can use it to navigate the stars, but you’ll always be led back and you can’t strain the ecosystem too much otherwise you lose the spice. The entire story revolves around that choice, does one stick to the golden path and force humanity to change by terraforming Dune or do we let people make their own choices even though it guarantees conflict over the spice. Rebel Moon: we are blatantly too lazy to grow our own food but we won’t use technology to genetically modify wheat that can grow in space instead we will make a whole planet devoted to slavery??? Because they’re EEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIL….

@6tiple6ix6afia Ай бұрын

People's defense against his horrible films usually goes "wElL hE wAs OnLy tHe DiReCtOr, iT iS tHe WrItErS fAUlT" Ignoring the fact that whenever he IS the writer, the movie ends up being WORSE. Sucker Punch and the 300 sequel come to mind.

@lukenukem1164 Ай бұрын

This was actually originally shot as a short but the slow mo fetish makes it a 6 part epic😂

@nikolatasev4948 Ай бұрын

A clean slate, a ton of money, creative freedom. It is so very rare we get the chance for something truly new and well made, in the sea of remakes, sequels, prequels, reboots... And it was wasted. Now big-shot executives will point at this pile and say "see, people don't want original IPs, we should stick to safe proven franchises". It breaks my heart how movies like this tarnish the reputation of original creations for years, maybe decades.

@MajorSmurf Ай бұрын

You know the sad reality... there are amazing books, comics and so on out there that are multi-million sellers and will likely never see a faithful adaptation (Not that I trust Netflix to do that but there's always a chance) because originals like this soak up all the funding and the director is popular enough to get such a deal despite most of his work being very mediocre when it comes to originals. This isn't to say I'm against original content as that is far from the truth but could we please stop directors being the writers of them.

@stormtraitor6545 Ай бұрын

Honestly, after watching ‘Dune: Part Two’ and seeing the ‘Rebel Moon’ movies, I am convinced more than ever that originality doesn’t always define good quality. Even most of Martin Scorsese’s films are based off books!

@marcd1981 Ай бұрын

"Why would you do that, why would you do any of that?" Exactly, I watched both episodes and thought I was missing something, because I did not think they were very good. Nice to hear I'm not the only one that thinks so.

@owieczkacs Ай бұрын

When DIRECTOR'S CUT will be released, it will contain slow motion of slow motion actions. Now with quadruple slow motion !

@kaykutcher2103 Ай бұрын

And it will be delivered to your front door in 600 frames per second speed to give you the full Snyder experience.

@Ale-dd3ek Ай бұрын

I wonder if the sex scenes Will be in slow motion Imagine the farm dude reaching the "climax" in slo mo

@jeebuschristos8423 Ай бұрын

9:25 Remember that scene where the Asian lady was sitting under that hovercart resting in the shade? Shouldn't that not be a healthy thing to do? Sticking a soft squishy human form between the ground and the forces pushing against said ground to create the hover ability?

@christianvillanueva1133 Ай бұрын

Sooo i really don't understand how an empire that is straight up a ripoff of the imperium of man from 40k doesn't have the resources to fuck up a small farming world in a day.

@tjq4378 Ай бұрын

Lmao. The orchestra bit is unintentionally funnier than anything snl has done in the past decade.

@doublep1980 Ай бұрын

The whole scene was like watching a Mel Brooks spoof of the ''Red Wedding'', they even had Cary Elwes from ''Robin Hood-Men with Tights'' as the space king. 😆

@petriew2018 Ай бұрын

@@doublep1980 this whole movie plays out like a weird parody of Zack Snyder movies. Like, if you were actually spoofing him, you'd legit do things like gratuitous slow motion of mundane things, scenes where the characters literally sit down around a table and exposit their character development, and make the 'hero' a child murderer and act as if nobody has a problem with that....

@PaladinHD Ай бұрын

I laughed while watching that part, like it should be a parody but ur supposed to take this movie serious 🤣

@nailinthefashion Ай бұрын

@@petriew2018I’d also cast the most generic characters possible and swap some things here or there for flavor like how the Native American stand ins have a British accent and empire along with their griffins so it’s not as egregious, the black dude who is in prison is actually really noble and sensitive, small innocent white girl is sacrificed but TOTALLY not dead, it’s like every stereotype ever in one film lmao even have a Japanese person from a FISHING VILLAGE who becomes a samurai with hot knives and she’s the most wasted character of them all. No depth whatsoever just the most shallow facades of what to expect, and people STILL defend this crap. I cannot comprehend

@Maerahn Ай бұрын

"Oh my GOD, that woman killed a CHILD in cold blood! Shouldn't we at least be reacting in some way?" "No, Becky - shut up and keep cello-ing!"

@onaraisedbeach Ай бұрын

My girlfriend is currently watching the damned thing in the background while I watch this with both earbuds in. Think it's a good time to walk the dog, I can't even be within earshot of this garbage. Someone needs to put Snyder in cinema time-out ASAP.

@spiraldown2710 Ай бұрын

The slomo wheat was the best part… I loved it when the ant climbed up and said “to infinity and beyond” it changed my life

@PipJim80 Ай бұрын

No one’s commented on how quickly the sequel has come out. Have I missed something?

@jamesmason7979 Ай бұрын

It's not a sequel. Parts 1 and 2 are one movie that was split in half during post-production.

@PipJim80 Ай бұрын

@@jamesmason7979 ah right, cheers

@Vantud391 Ай бұрын

They filmed it back to back.

@marcd1981 Ай бұрын

Most projects like this are filmed all in one go, meaning they film all episodes straight through. This is a two-part series, first released in December and the second last week.

@joebiologyuni Ай бұрын

Talking about grain is like if Star Wars' main plot point was Luke's moisture farm. 😬

@NameNotAChannel Ай бұрын

Like I said about the first movie: It should have been a netflix miniseries with each episode introducing one of the characters, their backstories, and reasons for joining, along with an episodic big baddie to take down. The whole team building scene in part 2 should have been divvied up per character, and bundled into those intro episodes. The story is missing some serious world building so we understand what's going on in the universe, and why this princess would have the power to reincarnate/whatever she does to still be alive, along with all her other powers (talking with animals, bringing things back to life, etc... I forget everything she did in part 1). The battle scene at the end was just horrible. Characters standing out in the open firing their guns... and living to tell about it. And I never believe for one second that the little village would be able to hold off any army, let alone one with laser blasters cannons, etc... it was bad enough when the little village tried standing up to the Orc army in Rings of Pow...rime. I don't know why they even bothered to land troops... sure,... the grain...

@cbhlde Ай бұрын

Release the NameNotAChannel-Cut! :p

@year111 Ай бұрын

Even if it were a Netflix series it would still suck ass.

@NameNotAChannel Ай бұрын

@@year111 I made it clear that there are certainly elements that needed addressing, but the format is probably the biggest issue it had. The pacing/development of the characters was rushed, the stakes were not established, and the big battles were nonsense. There is POTENTIAL here, but the movies were terrible.

@kayskaht2052 Ай бұрын

13:25 this was a BRILLIANT take. As an American I never realized how obvious this sort of thing was when you look at movies like Crouching Tiger in comparison! You're right, the fighting scenes do feel very performative!

@egoborder3203 Ай бұрын

the sad part is that the world Snyder created, in a competent writer's hands, could have yielded a great series. Instead of shoving everything at the audience with exposition to explain why it's cool, giving things room to breathe and having a story with a point would have been better. And it's extra confusing because Snyder obviously thinks this is a rich universe worthy of a franchise, but the guy just has no chill

@marymaza2187 Ай бұрын

Imagine a sci-fi film pitch so bad even Disney thought it was lame.

@stormtraitor6545 Ай бұрын

They just saw Zack Snyder and that was enough.

@GerardMenvussa Ай бұрын

12:35 i was not ready. I'm gonna need a few more slow-mo shots of wheat to recover from that one 🌱🌱 🎥

@shockwave1360 Ай бұрын

That one lens flare looks like a crack in the camera lens tbh

@kaykutcher2103 Ай бұрын

Millions of dollars and the lens is cracked like Hollywood agent.

@tagir9123 Ай бұрын

"Even worse than..." Wwwwwwwelcome to 2024, everyone

@freman007 Ай бұрын

"You think Zack Snyder is a hack because you saw Rebel Moon." "I think Zack Snyder is a hack because I saw Man of Steel." "We are not the same."

@TheRonnieaj Ай бұрын

I have grown ambivalent toward Man of Steel, but that may be because of the incandescent hatred I have toward BvS. But after enjoying 300, my disdain of him began with Watchmen, so I was already wary when MoS came out.

@kayenat10 Ай бұрын

When Jonathan Kent told his son that "maybe" he should've let those kids die, was when I knew

@tokukeitaro Ай бұрын

@kayenat10 yes, any version of Jonathan Kent who isn't Clark's moral compass in any attempt to do a faithful adaption of Superman is a failure. Cavill deserved better than Snyder and Co.

@kayenat10 Ай бұрын

@@tokukeitaro Cavill was the best casting for Superman imo. It's just that he is more like Superman in real life than in the movies. Snyder never understood that Clark is more Man, than he is Super

@tokukeitaro Ай бұрын

@kayenat10 his casting was perfect yeah, pity he was there for the Snyder Era. Its a massive waste. I even liked Affleck as Batman but having him been around for 20 years before Mos was such a stupid idea I basically gave up on the dceu right there.

@Crimson_Hawk_01 Ай бұрын

If you removed all slow motion from this move it would have only been 67 minutes long.

@WonderWusel Ай бұрын

combine harvester, unknown technology faster than light travelling space battleships, we got you covered

@haroldb1856 Ай бұрын

As someone who lives in a grain farming region, I appreciate the representation provided by this film. Sadly, in this era, the combine harvester has put an end to the slow motion mating dance that was grain harvesting by hand. It's great to see that pre industrial grain farming traditions live on in advanced, space faring civilizations.

@Kwistoweeish Ай бұрын

3:04 Pretty sure that’s what Zach Snyder thinks is an artistically cracked camera lens.

@_SimpleJack_ Ай бұрын

I blame everyone who was behind "release the Snyder cut"

@mrrobluxo2369 Ай бұрын

The orchestra scene is the epitome of a director smelling his own farts. Zack truly thought he was creating Grade A cinema 😂

@stormtraitor6545 Ай бұрын

And I thought the Hogwarts band in ‘Goblet of Fire’ after Cedric’s death was meme-able enough. 😂

@NefariousKoel Ай бұрын

Anyone ever see that old fan-created short film about Lucas, in college, coming up with the story for Star Wars? The one with him brainstorming about what kind of farmer kid Skywalker was. "Space Wheat!" I feel like these Rebel Moon movies just took that as primary inspiration.

@L33ch97 Ай бұрын

I think that lens flare in the first shot, at the bottom? Looks like a crack in the lens to me… ooh, not a great start.

@OwlyOwlman Ай бұрын

Remember when Cameron's obsession with the ocean became obvious, even in his films? Snyder really fucking loves wheat.

@stormtraitor6545 Ай бұрын

Bet he has Weetabix for breakfast every morning.

@dareka9425 Ай бұрын

Evil Empire: I need vast amounts of grains to feed my army across the galaxy. Small village on some remote moon with no farming machinery: We'll get right to it.

@AburamyShi1 Ай бұрын

That1s exactly my though, if this movie universe had a minimum sense, they would just use a death star to explode this moon, to serve as an example to the others colony's under they control.

@TaoScribble Ай бұрын

From what I heard, these two movies were originally one three-hour movie. Snyder was told that that was too long; that two-hour movies do better and he had to shorten it. Snyder said he couldn't do that without removing character-building moments, so instead he'd give them two movies. So...why are all the character-building moments info dumps? Why do we still know so little about the characters to the point where everyone keeps forgetting their names? Why are none of these characters engaging? Seems to me that he's a hack. Either that or a scammer, considering that he split the movie in half and then added egregious amounts of filler in the form of slo-mo.

@Bob-Talks Ай бұрын

Aaaahhh, Zach has vison, just not "a vision." When you look at his tattoos you realize he's artistically very limited in his imagination and creativity. Man, he's only good when working with material that others have imaginatively and creatively put together. I actually think Zach is a dumbarse, he's one of those 'articulate incompetents.' Not that articulate really. lol

@godzillazfriction Ай бұрын

i guess you can determine a whole persons set of mind such as 'tattoos' it's pretty true, it can also go against the very person criticising against that very notion...

@clementj Ай бұрын

This movie is equivalent to Star Wars, if in Star Wars, the Empire went looking for moisture on Tattooine and fight Luke there.

@wa-bu3ke Ай бұрын

The male lead looked like Zach Snyder

@brunumb4914 Ай бұрын

🙋‍♂ I can't wait for the extended director's cut where we get to actually see the grain growing........in slow motion. That will be epic. 😜😂

@Aijohns Ай бұрын

I kind of disliked the new Jonny Law intro, but it's growing on me... "Don't be daft."

@devontehuntley6274 Ай бұрын

I mean, the story being turned down by Disney means nothing. Remember, REBEL MOON, was tweaked from the original Star Wars pitch to be something original, so who's to say everything in the movies was 100% the same from when it was a Star Wars story? Zack would have to change lores, characters, backstory, and erase any Star Wars continuity ties that was originally there and add in a bunch of new plot details and elements. This could mean 40% of the story could have been altered for all we know. Whatever Zack pitched as a Star Wars story could have very well been golden compared to what would be the mess Rebel Moon would be due to the changes to make it original and thus, things would seem off and poorly written. This would be the case of Zack not really crafting a good story when changing it and needed to work on it more. Now perhaps the Star Wars story was also bad and the changes did nothing or made things worse, but we'd never know unless Zack release the script for the original story for us to see how it fared before the alterations. For his sake, I hope it wasn't and that's a strong possibility to immediately say the original Star Wars pitch was terrible that Disney passed it up based on what Rebel Moon turned out to be. That's not really a good judgement. But given how terrible Disney's own Star Wars movies would be, I'm shocked they'd reject whatever Zack pitched if he DID make something on par bad or perhaps slightly better. -_-

@Falconer22 Ай бұрын

I'm leaving for work soon and am happy to see a new video of yours before I go off the Hell on earth. Ty, Jonny❤

@nunuonroad9969 Ай бұрын

The betrayal scene was hilarious not only cause of the string quartet, but also how all the “senators” started calling her a names in slow motion. Especially that one guy who said “TRAITAHHH”, bro was tryna win an Oscar with that one line 😂

@Maerahn Ай бұрын

Is there, perhaps, such a thing as 'Agriculture Porn?' I mean, it's probably quite a niche market - but Dinosaur Porn and Tree Porn are actual things, so maybe Zach's trying to appeal to a very particular market with all those sultry grain shots...?

@billbillinger2117 Ай бұрын

The choreography was so bad I thought I was watching a show about a deaf girl.

@Will_Parker Ай бұрын

Don't worry, all the plotholes will be filled in the 4 HOUR EXTENDED VERSION coming out whenever

@andycamp4890 Ай бұрын

Jonny Law is the most natural presenter I have ever seen. Like silk.

@RenegadeWanderer Ай бұрын

I'm so sick of the 'grain' plot point and the lack of technology for being scifi and in the future.

@antoniofernandesmarchetti1097 Ай бұрын

I though J. J. Abrams has the lensflare Guy!

@stormtraitor6545 Ай бұрын

Funny thing is, he used little-to-none in his ‘Star Wars’ films…

@mattbaigent2434 Ай бұрын

@9:30 that was honestly the most hilariously stupid part for me out of this whole ordeal XD like the cart is HOOVERING. WHY!?!?!?!. And you have a horse pulling it still!?!?! WHYYYYYY!!?!?!?!? Use some of that tech to create a, I dunno... a TRACTOR maybe?? LIKE WHAT WE HAD IN THE EARLY 1900'S hahaha

@Naktsmeita Ай бұрын

Fun fact : Sofia who plays the main one, is actually talented, its just not acting . When I was younger , I had serious girl crush on her, she was a breakdancer and so fun to watch and I remember when she got featured on Madonna's Tour and Nike commercial , I wanted to be her. Maybe she got injured and lost her passion for dance , but she's so much worse as actor, its just sad to see.

@hvitekristesdod Ай бұрын

I haven’t even seen this and all I can think about is wheat farming jokes. Made a whole imdb review out of them

@MrVlandus Ай бұрын

Future farmers shoulf have at least the basic equipment that drive.

@aoibhg1211 Ай бұрын

Your videos are genuinely the only thing that makes me laugh so hard I cry... every time. And this video... is just gold and my favourite thing on YT now. I so didn't expect the "poo poo kaka" and the "haaeeeae"... 😂😂😂 Thank you Jonny 😂

@FlusxOnline Ай бұрын

If Disney picked this, people will be shitting Disney for such shitty films. But because is on Netflix it's seems more like shitting on Zack Snyder instead " Netflix ".

@stormtraitor6545 Ай бұрын

Yeah, people behind their keyboards like to think they know how the film industry works…

@l0velycry452 Ай бұрын

Every time Jonny breaks his script my heart flutters. Another great review! Thanks for suffering so we don’t have to

@eymegutierrez86 Ай бұрын

Is anyone else getting A Bug’s Life vibe? Collecting grain for the bad guys 😅

@nikolatasev4948 Ай бұрын

They were all copying from Seven Samurai. Except Seven Samurai, A Bug's Life, The Magnificent Seven and so on copy while understanding the source material and so make sense. Zack is like the child who disassembled the watch, could not understand how it works, and crammed all the gears back so the back panel closes... but then wondered why the adults are mad the watch is no longer working.

@carlosperalta1714 Ай бұрын

With how borderline pronographic the slowmo wheat scene was, I'm surprised there wasn't cream of wheat

@queenofnevers6990 Ай бұрын

If we take grain from Rebel moon and locust from Jurassic World 3... I don't know what we would get, but I definitely see a potential here.

@HipHopRepair Ай бұрын

Hey man, your video is graded too unsaturated and too blue. Which editing software do you use? Loved the video ❤

@hawkname1234 Ай бұрын

I desperately hope nobody funds another one of these movies. They are UNBELIEVABLY bad.

@Dylailahma Ай бұрын

really nice to see that they invented some rebel backstory for this documentation about grain and farming. U can see they had fun filming it and isn't that what movies are all about?

@DavidWiles Ай бұрын

I never got past the 30 minute mark with the 1st movie! Just switched it off and went to bed. No point in seeing the 2nd part.

@Ave_Christus_Rex37 Ай бұрын

Im genuinely curious. Other than KZfaqrs who watch it because its their job to review it. Who watches these movies?

@stormtraitor6545 Ай бұрын

People who are so bored, going outside is too much effort.

@supersasquatch Ай бұрын

Checkout grain water from Tim Heidecker, it's how the princess survived

@bruce1990ism Ай бұрын

The next season of Clarkson farms needs Snyder.

@SDbooknerd Ай бұрын

This is just A Bug's Life set in space😂

@nemnymeria7873 Ай бұрын

I think about the time/money/human resources wasted and it made me so mad somehow. Like, we've got so many series waiting for a good new season, or even other book material waiting for adaptation. It's so.... wasteful, to waste the energy on garbage that anyone can see It IS garbage.

@hamzabro2667 Ай бұрын

02:10 Wasnt ready for that. Laughed my ass off.:D

@rustytanks Ай бұрын

Best thing Disney did recently, turning down a script 😅

@LordCraneo2 Ай бұрын

Ah yes, make your supposed good main character a traitor to the crown that basically gave her everything and murderer of someone she was supposed to protect with her life.

@mindlessmeat4055 Ай бұрын

This movie was so bad. I have no words to describe my wasted 2 hours of time.

@overthecounterbeanie Ай бұрын

"The grain must flow" - "Hack" Snyder, probably

@Vigilluminatus Ай бұрын

"On second thought farming is one of the most important industries." - You really made me snicker at that. Subscribed.

@default_doppelganger Ай бұрын

I'm still trying to figure out how Butch adjacent female character #2 somehow got promoted to adult table share your backstory in part 2 whereas in Part I all she did was scream from miles away when Black Guerrilla leader 2 offed himself axing a space ship

@Voolee2196 Ай бұрын

The haircuts.... fucking hell.

@haroldb1856 Ай бұрын

The cut hair like they cut grain.

@maxm.7459 Ай бұрын

The eternal teenager and sweet lamb Sofia as a stormtrooper is a funny joke!👍😘🐑🍑🤣🤣🤣

@thelordaethereal 4 күн бұрын

To make the whole grain thing more unnecessary, the empire can't nuke the village because of $60K worth of grain

@rebel_diamonds Ай бұрын

I actually got an ad for grain protection fungicide in the middle of the video.

@sethkaicer319 Ай бұрын

In the midnight hour.. we cried no no more!!! With a rebel Moon, no more more more more more more more no no more!!!😎🎸⚡🙄

@Skaiser_Wilhelm7938 Ай бұрын

I'll be honest, I wouldn't mind a customised hand towel. I could use that for all sorts of things.

@loonu1991 Ай бұрын

Oh yes the Lawman finally on the Terrible Moon fart 2 - the mental scargiver!

@Ruki1411 Ай бұрын

those grains must be best of the universe. Like just 1 grain can make you full and go high for months 🤣

@taotao19741 Ай бұрын

There will be another four movies of that filth

@mamasnightmare1 Ай бұрын

I just watched. I think Zac Snyder is trolling us. This can't be real.

@CurtisDofMontana Ай бұрын

@Johny Law Open letter to Zack Snyder. Dear Mr Snyder Baywatch is how you use slow motion properly you should take a page from that great TV show and model your slow-mo after that😮😂

@JustAnArrogantAlien 28 күн бұрын

Gotta love the fact that this movie tries to get us to feel bad for an attempted child-killer. The fact that Kora was following orders when she shot a child with intent to kill doesn't excuse her for doing so. The princess forgiving her and surviving her attempted murder _(somehow)_ do not magically exonerate Kora or recontextualize her choices; nor does Belisarius' betraying her and blaming her for his scheme when she still played a part in that scheme willingly. Add to all this the fact that she had a chance to shoot the treacherous Belisarius but couldn't bring herself to, only to later feel no compunctions about mowing down defenseless medical personnel. Kora's not a hero, she's just an @$$hole.

@zephyr8072 9 күн бұрын

That can be made to work. It would actually be interesting to have that in her background and what she has to atone for, based on the idea that Belisarius had conditioned her to obey him without question. It would just require some actually good writing, for example not having Belisarius betray her for no reason but rather her leave by choice out of guilt, and then building on that. This'd also set up a more interesting dynamic between them later, essentially that Belisarius wanted her right at the top with him, but she could no longer stand what he would have her do for that.

@JustAnArrogantAlien 8 күн бұрын

@@zephyr8072 This is true. A story about Kora committing an awful crime, realizing how far she has fallen, and fighting to atone for that sin could have been a fascinating story. I guess I should clarify my original point. The fact that Kora is so reprehensible isn't the problem as much as the fact that _Rebel Moon_ doesn't seem to understand how morally terrible she is. The film keeps presenting her as a hero despite the many war crimes she has committed and continues to commit.