No problemo

Women who are concerned about the make gaze shouldn't wear yoga pants so tight you can see their tonsils... Course most of the women concerned about the "Male gaze" are shaped like sacks of cottage cheese balanced on two chopsticks.

Challenge accepted!

You misspelled HollyWoke

Fuck you youtube goons who keep deleting my comments... Women who are concerned about the make gaze shouldn't wear yoga pants so tight you can see their tonsils... Course most of the women concerned about the "Male gaze" are shaped like sacks of cottage cheese balanced on two chopsticks.

Investors should sue 😂😂😂

Them - "It's not for either of you."

Hollywood: we make movies for non existent audiences....and have the colossal nerve to wonder why nobody watches...🙄🙄🙄

Yep, and when the movie tanks, they blame men for not supporting it financially. Good gravy.

Nutshell...

Also..."You are misogynist for not watching our movie filled with our hate for you!"

Always a classic.

They tried that shit with Halo show lol

Classic Qui-Gon. 😂😂😂

After seeing the name in that one still I had to look her up. Bitch aint atractive which is why she is crying.

*TRAIN THE BOY.*

Considering how her first role was Revenge where she finishes her attackers off, with barely any clothing, barefooted, and after getting impaled by a branch.

Pic, or didn't happen

It doesn't count when they're moobs, Jeff.

Conan+Sonja for life

I likes busty redheads 😊 😎

PLS reproduce. There isnt enough busty red hair in the world.

Are women testing us? My wife use to say stuff she didn't mean like " ohh I feel so fat! It was a test to see what I would say " oh you aren't fat dear your beautiful!" That was the right answer! One e I said I'll buy you A gym membership" she didn't talk to me for a week! 😂

Seems it's already forgotten and hasn't even come out yet...

@@LeSyd1984 Lol, exactly.

the first red sonja was a big hit in the 80s

That used to work but they don't even want to sell hard media movies anymore

Won’t even make it to physical copy 🤔

ny head gonna explode, how people can make a living while they so stupid to not use basic attractions of men to women, like local PIMP gives more intelligent vibe than some CEO of film making company And then Andrew Tate flashbacks kicks-in

6 months later "why no men showed up to movie? Men sexist, movie good, men bad"

well all these kinds of films are more like "dear non-blue or pink-haired people, this film isn't for you"

She's basically just a female Conan. She walks around nearly butt naked simply because Conan & Red Sonja are from a setting where barely anyone aside for rich people, has clothes. Sonja & Conan are even in comics with each other. She is depicted as stronger than the avg man, but she's obviously not as tanky as Conan. Conan can tank Marvel super powers & he just brushes it off as cheap magic tricks.

SOUNDS RIGHT

@@HereticHydraShe’s not nearly-naked because she’s “just like Conan”. She has stated in canon (even to Conan himself) that she wears the maille bikini, instead of typical clothing and armor, because she uses her sex-appeal as a weapon

@@coyotejake9164 If I remember well the lore, she was r*ped following a bandit raid. A goddess of war saved her and made her an armed wing. She travels the world to seek revenge and protect other women. The only man who can beat her will be her husband. She embraced her femininity (which she could have lost after what happened to her) and turned it into strength. Just like Conan, these two characters are deeper than they seem.

Of course she uses her sex appeal as a weapon. She was created by males so naturally they are going to make her look like a sex object.

Loved The Original

Brigitte Nielsen was quite a looker back then, too (still is, I suppose, though it's anyone's guess how much of that is natural and how much is the inevitable plastic surgery that comes with an acting career since the '80s or so), and she did just fine as a Red Sonja without the iconic chainmail bikini, too. She's 6'1" tall, too, if you like 'em tall - she makes quite an impression on film as Red Sonja through sheer presence compared to the other actors and actresses in the movie!

I saw that movie, and had the comic book as a young man, too.

yeah and it was a great movie too

And remember how all the men and women were complaining about how much skin Arnold was showing? No? No one else does either. But show an attractive woman wearing even more than Arnold was and the "we don't like men looking at us" crowd will still complain.

shhh...making sense will only reee them.

Tell them "You were bred to be objectified" (which is true) and watch the melty.

@@williamcainjr8496 logic is the tool of the oppressor, colonizer, creepy dude, etc.

@@jibberism9910 LOL

@@jibberism9910I prefer the title Tyrant!

I think the argument in my head is the woke agenda is trying to "level the playing field" so transwomen appear more feminine to a less experienced man... also logics the reason they are trying to push women who look so masculine...

since these demons control every major company in the entertainment industry, it's never going to happen. sure there will be occasional exceptions to conceal that they control it all, but those exceptions will gradually decrease. and by the time those of us aware of it die off, that will just be the norm for future generations, so they won't see the drastic changes and problems with it like we have.

Its called games from Japanese development studios.

Seems like now days women think men can't look at them except for specific ones they approve of.

@@buckjones4901it been like that buddy. It’s just the weird part of human nature.

The double standard of asking a woman whose actively doing cardio why she's scantily clad and she will tell you, when involved in active physical activity, wearing less actually keeps the body from overheating and affects positive performance during said activity. But, a woman actively fighting in swordplay shouldn't worry about overheating and performance because of the male gaze of opponents that want to harm or kill you.

Saves people time and money I say thanks for the heads up lol

It used to be done privately. For example, a director would have his name changed to Alan Smithee in the film's credits because he didn't want to be associated with what he thought was a bad movie. The first time I recall seeing a director talk bad about a movie he just made was back in 2015 when Josh Trank got on social media to distance himself from the Fantastic Four movie right before it came out in theaters. Normally, directors and actors don't talk bad about a movie or other actors because they want studios to see that they're a team player so studios will keep hiring them for other movies. But now, it seems like directors and actors are more concerned with their public image than with promoting a bad film as good and worth seeing.

@@G360LIVE The first time I remember hearing about a director insisting his name be removed from the credits and replaced with the infamous 'Alan Smithee' was back in 1996, when Kevin Yagher disassociated himself from Hellraiser: Bloodline due to studio interference. Then I found out it had been done many times before. In regards to public image. Common sense would seem to dictate that these people should be more concerned about what the majority of the potential audience thinks rather than the minority. But common sense isn't so common in Hollywood, it seems.

They all get paid out of the Blackrock DEI slush fund for their garbage. So even if we don't support it, it's still compensated for. That's why none of these flops have sank studios yet

Sad but true.

And prevented the few people who decided to give it a try from wasting their time and losing what few braincells they had.

They wouldn't have had to advertise them burning 50 million, so technically they would have saved 20 to 25 million!

Time is money, them wasting either is the same thing.

What if it's some kind of tax evasion scam? Like the Uwe Boll movies.

I live my life a quarter yard at a time.

It's interesting that normal male heterosexuality is now demonized as actual perversion is normalized.

Nah those sucked ass too.

legit, didn't watch it yet coz it's too hot to handle.... I gotta tho! :))

60% of the audience that attended the Marvels were men too

@@michaelxz1305 They always blame men for the failure, yet never acknowledge the lack of support from women. 🤔

Or, they could have done so back in the '80s and '90s... I'm really not convinced they could do it now.... the experience, insight, talent, and skills to make a clever and entertaining sword-and-sorcery parody featuring muppets - or CGI or live action or anything else - just do not exist in the Western entertainment industry anymore! More importantly, a good, entertaining parody like that should be is a labor of love: only a real fan of the Red Sonja stories and the Muppets could produce an entertaining parody like that, but the woke entertainment industry has no love for either. We may accuse them of writing "bad fan fiction", but the truth is, these are NOT fans! They are making disasters of better IPs than they'll ever make because they hate it, and it's an open secret, really, that they hate it - they'll be the first ones to tell you that they're completely changing it because of all the various woke reasons they can find to nitpick the original property and remove from it, without adding anything of genuine value to anyone - even themselves - to replace it, only endless propaganda. No, there's no way they could make a muppet movie with Miss Piggy as Red Sonja today, and make it any better than anything else they touch. Henson and his team could have done it and made it look easy 30 or 40 years ago, but nobody who could get the Green Light for it today could do it!

Yeah they probably wouldn't get past the gang bang origin...

Yes, the most badass female warrior in the Conan canon knows that, being a woman, if she lets the bad guy actually grab her, she is dead.

@@richardbell7678 is she really. Sonja never earned her skills a Goddess bestowed them on her. Valaria & Belit are the real deal as I recall.

​@@Whalewraithi disagree with Melanie here

@@Whalewraith I would have to reread the stories. The character may not have been Red Sonja, but she was a female warrior that Conan respected (and not the woman pirate captain that spared Conan's life to have him as a boy-toy). The character gets into a fight with the villain and thought about how she had to be careful to stay out of his clutches.

*amazon archetype, not strictly a tomboy. But your point stands.

Nah, i'm not sure. I remember old Red Sonja film, and i kind like it, but this film actually was very goofy and many people just reject it because story is stupid. I'm defenitely put my money to see a film version of "Weaponlords" sega game, where all girls is a muscular longhaired mikrobikinied warriors, and all male is conan like halfnude monsters, who can tear enemies in half with barehand) (Check the game if you never see it, it cool)). I mean, i don't really think that in 2024 there are many people interested in dark power fantasy.

But not the one we deserve.......

I watched red sonja as a child, I still have an almost unhealthy attraction to red heads 😂

I'd probably watch it.

I think you're reading too much into it. Her original costume, in the first comic books she was in, wasn't that skimpy. Her costume was later changed (i.e., she was given less to wear) to more fit the style of fantasy art in the '70s.

@@G360LIVE- Conan was in much the same boat, really: the original artwork from the old pulp stories had Conan wearing a bit more clothing and armor than we're used to seeing, and boasting a somewhat more modest physique than the bodybuilder Arnold Schwarzeneger would bring to the films. The skimpy costumes really were a big thing by the '70s, though to be fair, you have Edgar Rice Burroughs as much as anyone to blame for that back in the 1910s between Tarzan and John Carter, who rather famously did their action hero thing the way Burroughs' God and Nature intended: barely clothed! (ER Burroughs, it seems, considered clothing somewhat untrustworthy and weak: clothing was something you wear if you had something to hide or be ashamed of, or a weakness to cover!) The Chainmail Bikini started its life as a token nod to modesty in portrayals of Burroughs characters like Deja Thoris.... The '80s film Red Sonja wore a much less revealing costume than the later comic portrayals, for whatever it's worth, and nobody really seemed to mind, even though it was the '80s and you could get away with things in movies at that time that you couldn't before or after that time period....

For whatever it's worth, there's a subtext to the thing about Sonja never again being in danger of laying with a man who could not defeat her in a fair fight: the only men who would fight her fairly are those who are honorable and worthy to lay with her. The distinction is subtle but important: it wasn't merely a matter of Sonja being a plaything for any unworthy man who could overpower her. By taking up the call to a life of proactive heroism, protecting the innocent, avenging the weak and defeating evil, she was shielded from ever being the victim of another evil man, leaving her with her choice of honorable men. The Conan expy character was an honorable man capable of overpowering Sonja in combat (after wearing her down in his persistence), but unwilling to take advantage of her afterward. The SA angle to her backstory aside, it's actually a rather wholesome story, and even with the SA angle, Sonja made the choice not to simply accept defeat and humiliation as "damaged goods" because of something someone else did to her out of spite, but instead to overcome that moment of humiliation and defeat, rise above it, and become something greater than her lowest moment in life... and for his part, not-Conan (this was originally meant to be a Conan the Barbarian sequel, but there were problems with the rights to the name) was the sort of hero who understood, accepted, and respected that, and could see past the attempt to disgrace Sonja. The film version is apparently slightly different from the comics, but essentially seems to stay true to the basic idea: I'm more familiar with the film version, and the film version adds the twist to the backstory that Sonja was actually the target of the lust of an evil witch-queen who wanted to have Sonja for herself, and Sonja, disgusted, refused her advances, scarring the witch-queen in the rebuff, with the attack on Sonja and destruction of Sonja's village ordered by the witch-queen out of spite and revenge: it adds a little bit to Sonja's more righteous life as an avenger sanctioned by the goddess of her temple, compared to the witch-queen's more selfish revenge against Sonja (and it works just as well whether the character who ordered the attack on Sonja is female or male, though the fact that this character is female does add a little drama through the "no man may defeat me" kind of thing that Sonja is protected by, when it comes time for a confrontation on a magically more even footing between Sonja and her mortal enemy!) You can see why the wokies REALLY don't like this property, and can't wait to get their hooks into it!

seriously. Theyre already rare and media keeps erasing and race swapping them.

red heads are NOT as rare as you think, being a red head myself i have seen us ALL over the place... my issue is finding a single red head woman who wants to make more red headed kids with me... as all the red heads i meet are already taken and spoken for....

@mikewhitaker2880 There seems concentrated areas, wish I was near one. Only 2% of the global population. You and me.both let redheads rule the Earth!

@@mikewhitaker2880 rare in media. There's barely any notable red heads. Most dye it blonde, and if it's a fictional character they are race swapped and lose their red hair. There is definitely a vendetta against red hair in media.

@@mikewhitaker2880 they are pretty rare, but they are not evenly spread out.. look for example at a map of prevalance of redheads in the world.. in those pockets there will be plenty of redheads. I'm guessing there are less than 50 million in the world.

Absolutely. Why do you think they picked Ryan Gosling for Ken in "Barbie"?

The male gaze also seems to only apply to straight men. No one questions it when it comes to gay men.

That was actually right there in Red Sonja's '80s film backstory: that gang that attacked Red Sonjajust before she chose to become an avenging hero? It was ordered to attack Sonja and burn her village out of spite by an evil witch-queen who desired Sonja, but was rejected in disgust by her. Blink and you miss it all - I did the first five times I watched the movie, but it's right there in the film's prologue!

Right! Thor Love & Thunder and the infamous "flick" scene is perfectly fine. 😂😂😂

Except if you actually watch it, you realize the movie sucks. They couldn't even get the rights to use Conan's name! They had to name him Kalidor!

I like it almost as much as her red hair

What's wrong with starting to fight back now?

Evil corrupting good is biblical, it's been around since the beginning. Where do you think Tolkien got that fact from?

@@BenFoster-cx4emnot a thing. They just have a huge head start we need to overcome.

gamers like a challenge@@williamcainjr8496

@@BenFoster-cx4em its quite easy we just keep more money in our pockets, once these studios starting closing down at a quicker pace they might realiize what they have done by letting the activists through the door, Hollywood is pandering to poverty.

And the original from the 50’s was about Communism and the invasion of the Ruskies.

meanwhile, these hollywood actresses are almost naked in awards shows and they are comfortable, how about their almost naked selfies in tiktok or twitter?, and look how flimsy today's bikini's are?

Especially since Red Sonja's bikini is very intentionally meant to make her look like sexed-up eye candy. There's nothing Red Sonja loves more than walking into a tavern, feeling a bunch of men lusting after her, and giving one of them a chance to pinch her exposed ass. And then she kills them. That's kind of her whole thing.

I wouldn’t be bothered by a redesign, but then again, I think too much about practicality, and if you’re going to wear armor it should actually be effective. A chain-mail bikini is stupid on two fronts. Being chain-mail, it’s heavier than cloth (which she should be wearing underneath anyway if she plans on avoiding injuries just from walking around in it), but since it’s a bikini it protects almost nothing of importance to continued survival. It’s one of the few costumes I can’t mentally handwave.

@@John-fk2ky its leather with metal disks over it, like curtains attached from the top. Almost nobody in the setting is wearing armor except soldiers, and not all of them either. Many of the men are bare chested with basically fur kilts and leather straps, stuff like that.

@@John-fk2ky Red Sonja doesn't wear armor, dingus. It's so obnoxious watching morons like you talk about " if you’re going to wear armor it should actually be effective." How about this, dummy: If you're going to espouse an opinion, know what the eff you're talking about, which you clearly don't. The chainmail bikini was stolen off a harem slave. It was designed to be sexually appealing and is not nor has it ever been armor. Red Sonja is a superhuman, her skin is as hard as iron and blades can barely scratch her and arrows glance off her skin. She has no need to wear armor, it would only slow her down. So goddamn sick of people who have never read a Red Sonja comic in their life and don't know jack about the character opining on her "armor." The second you numpkins call it armor, I know you don't know shit about the subject.

Wigs?

Melonie lookin quite traditional Red Sonja, herself 😎👍

Very true...she is both very attractive and interesting

boss babe. 9/10 would smash

More so bc Mel isn't a complete psychopath trying to groom ppl into feeling bad they like beautiful women and good plots. She's decently educated on what she talks about and isn't screaming ''incel'' n' ''bigot.'' Her being pretty n' feminine is a plus. But, frankly i'd still listen is she were less attractive. Ya don't gotta be attracted to everyone you watch.

You are not completely wrong but I wouldn't go do a channel of the hottest woman in the planet if she was liberal. I only follow Christians and conservatives.

Pretty sure that’s why I lean towards more men now than anythang.

and that is their intent. Khazarians doing khazarian stuff.

with each insane wokies who don't knows her gender - i just feeling that being gay is easy way to live a life.

@@mattpage2228 small hats cause big problems

Even then. According to feminists, gay men are WORSE because they're SOOO misogynistic that they don't find women attractive.

*when* men don't show up.

And the answer is "yes".

Yes. Yes they will. It will be the fault of MEN as to why it failed.

Depends on the incarnation, or even the individual movie. Arnold was more fully dressed in the first film than in the second one, and the Conan of the pulps wore different clothes for different situations and locations. That being said, Conan remained tall, buff, and relatively good-looking (battle scars aside) through it all. They never made him ugly or out of shape.

@@reidmason2551 Agree, but there were times when he did but it was more of the comparison that no one cared when he did.

Both characters' artwork are callbacks to characters created by Edgar Rice Burroughs over a century ago, including Tarzan, John Carter, and Deja Thoris: Burroughs seems to have equated clothing with decadent civilization and people who have something to hide, weaknesses to compensate for, and things to be ashamed of, so most of Burroughs' most memorably-written characters seemed to do their adventuring thing naked, or nearly so - wearing skimpy thongs or leather harnesses, and little else! Thus the Chainmail Bikini was born, as well as the skin-tight costumes of comic book superheroes (like Superman, who started his life as a pretty transparent John Carter clone, switched from an Earth-man with earthly strength who finds himself with super-strength in the rarified gravity and atmosphere and culture of decadent and dying Mars, to an alien with super-strength on Earth!) Burroughs' Deja Thoris is also the inspiration for Princess Leia's costume while captive of Jabba the Hutt (if you're a guy who grew up with the Star Wars movies in the '80s, you'll remember the costume vividly!) Alternatively also the memorable costume worn by Caroline Munro's character in the Star Wars clone, 'Starcrash' (again, if you're a guy of a certain age, you'll likely remember the costume vividly!) 'Star Wars' was also a pretty transparent clone of a mix of 'Dune' and Burroughs' John Carter stories (there's much more than a dash of Burroughs' dying Mars in both Tatooine and the planet Dune!) Red Sonja is dressed rather conservatively compared to Burroughs' literary version of Deja Thoris of Barsoom, especially the '80s film version of Red Sonja, who wore considerably more than just a "chainmail bikini"!) It doesn't take very long to find some of the old-school pulp artwork for Deja Thoris and John Carter wearing practically nothing at all!

They lost me when Jessica rabbit got the nerf 🫤

I'm not sure that being granted powers by a goddess after getting raped while defending that Goddess' Temple was a trait of a 'Mary Sue'..... Learn something new every day.

bahahaha I was laughing when I put that thumbnail together LOL!

​@@MelonieMacGoBoom It's pretty hilarious 🤣 One of your best thumbnails yet 🙌

​@@MelonieMacGoBoomThat pig looking more attractive than Matilda Lutz

Tattoos are a sin and against God's design (Leviticus 19:28) so not exactly unwavering *shrugs*

Thumbnail is top tier 😂

.... it's largely JEALOUS busted manish "women" that are doing all this censorship of actual women. Sweet Baby Inc is a fine example. Also, that bruja Anita Sarkesian 👹👹

Ain't that the truth.

Aye my dude. Not just girly men either. Manly feminist women who have dedicated their entire lives to "averting" the male gaze (code for making yourself as unattractive as possible, both in personality and aesthetics) or "fighting" the male gaze (yeah, losing battle there fighting against one of natures strongest incentives for any creature: Sexual markers) have a certain "mean girls" vibe and envy to them regarding prettier women. Ive seen their spite and bile firsthand! Mean girls isnt just a cautionary tale warning people about "pretty" girls narcissistic personalities, its a cautionary tale about women in general and how easily women who feel shunned will tear everything and everyone down. Just search "male gaze" on youtube and see the amount of deluded women that think their husband should take them as they are while they feel zero incentive to be even remotely attractive or charming.

Nick Fury being black was an "alternate reality" and joke. Hence why his character design was based on Samuel L. Jackson. Of course, they are also technically 2 different characters. With Nick Fury Sr. Being a Caucasian dude and Nick Fury Jr. being a black guy. (And yes, the original Nick Fury did marry a black woman, back in 1965....)

the 2011 conan movie was pretty awesome too.

That's fine, but a lot of people won't care about that as long as they find her attractive.

@@trollking99 Not caring about attractive lesbian swaps is why we’re now living in the unattractive trans swap timeline now

@@haplo_ My point is that having a lesbian character is fine as long as she's attractive. People don't want ugly characters regardless of sexual orientation.

@@trollking99 And my point is enough is enough with the gay swapping just because. We’ve overcorrected enough this past ten years to last that community for decades to come. Time to be straight again just to rebalance the mess they’ve created. Not one thing from their side has been memorable in this new timeline.

@@haplo_Lesbians have been a fetish of most straight males since forever. Granted, it didn't become more mainstream until probably 70s porn. My guess is most people won't care whether she's lesbian or not, rather if she's attractive.

Cool!

hate to tell you bro but NO ONE considers 2005ish to be the golden era of TV... the golden era of tv was 1970-2000 . the early 2000's was when reality shows TV reboots of classics started taking over , which culminated in 2007 durring that writer's strike thart compeltely killed it. but no 2005ish was not the golden age of tv.

It certainly makes money over on OF and Twitch which is perfectly fine and even empowering... But plz don't bring toxic male gaze anywhere else!

Like a steakhouse that starts serving tofu instead at the urging of vegans, then they wonder why all the steak lovers have left.

@@odindarkll3706 there's nothing toxic about the male gaze, you soy latte drinking mother fucker.

I don't think the southern accent works lol

@@beansandbandaidsit can be made to work.

She's also way too small. The Valkyrie Mom lady who shoots guns would be a better Red Sonja, because she's 6'3" and already redhead.

@@davidpa9266I just researched her. You are correct. Besides that, I am left without the capacity for rational thought. Wow.

​@@davidpa9266i was gonna say Bryn. Thats valk mommys name. 😂😂😂

Ironically, if you didn't have armor you were better off going into battle naked like the Celts would at times, because sub par armor was only good for making any wounds you got infected.

​@@publiusdos5925plus you could move quicker and not get heat stroke

Bravo!!! Finally fans who actually appreciate and understand what the female “warrior” ethos was derived from. Nothing wrong with women who undertake the hero’s journey, except those that ridicule the importance of such stories!!!💯🍻

@@EggShen138 Mr Eggshell, women are not and were not warriors. Even gunpowder has not changed that. Let us not forget, female "warriors" were womaning the wall in Israel when you know who came to visit.

@@mikect500 you just played your hand, and now you will understand the meaning of Reckoning; your suffering and those of your kind will be legendary. There is no escape from the Fata Morgana impudent worm💯

Ha! Those silly postal gays

😂

nothing, their logo is blue after all