He'd probably wake them to ask where the car keys and wallet is too

Jonk the type of guy to steal the plastic gems and jewelry from a kids toy box and think hes rich

0:10 it actually is a tactic of robbers to turn lights on in houses they burgle. Firstly because the people will usually be burgled while out, so it doesn't matter. Secondly because if any of the neighbors are looking then it looks way more normal for some lights to be on if people are moving around outside, loading a car up, etc. Thirdly it speeds up the process of looting everything and the real danger for them is if the owners come back/police have been called and are on their way. Lastly in cases where people are home when burgled: Imagine you're asleep in bed and suddenly the whole house lights up, you are attuned to the dark and the layout of the house, whereas the burglars likely have come in from the light (to some amount, this means their pupils aren't as dilated which affects night vision) Putting the lights on instantly wakes you, disorienting you, giving the robber the advantage as they can now easily see everything, removing the advantage the homeowner has by knowing the room layout. You were all tucked up in bed but now someone has burst in and thrown the lights on, they can see, you've just woken up, and you don't know what's happening. Remember to lock all your doors. Sleep tight

@@esmeecampbell7396Gonna use these tips to rob my ex, thanks a lot!😊

Bet he'll make a sandwich and wake up the home owners to ask where they put the mayo.

Wouldn’t be surprised she yells Yippee a few times

Very much so 😅

0:10 it actually is a tactic of robbers to turn lights on in houses they burgle. Firstly because the people will usually be burgled while out, so it doesn't matter. Secondly because if any of the neighbors are looking then it looks way more normal for some lights to be on if people are moving around outside, loading a car up, etc. Thirdly it speeds up the process of looting everything and the real danger for them is if the owners come back/police have been called and are on their way. Lastly in cases where people are home when burgled: Imagine you're asleep in bed and suddenly the whole house lights up, you are attuned to the dark and the layout of the house, whereas the burglars likely have come in from the light (to some amount, this means their pupils aren't as dilated which affects night vision) Putting the lights on instantly wakes you, disorienting you, giving the robber the advantage as they can now easily see everything, removing the advantage the homeowner has by knowing the room layout. You were all tucked up in bed but now someone has burst in and thrown the lights on, they can see, you've just woken up, and you don't know what's happening. Remember to lock all your doors. Sleep tight

Thank you!

"...or so I hear"

Do I have to call the police? It sounds like you’ve had experience 😂

Thank you, Kevin

Blacked out drunk by 30 minutes in 😂

How drunk do you want to be?

@@justdogoforit747 yes

Interesting suicide method there

Death, depending on what you drink.

the dichotomy of relationships

She is a complete lunatic in this one and I absolutely love it.

if you think about it, its just like whales!

@fireflygirl0192 Yeah, but that's NOT what's popping up in my head. 🥲

That was good playing!!!

Yes.....yess please.

The main channel has captions, this is the extras channel so things that didn't make the final cut on the og video, these vids don't have captions but main channel video still do

Yeah, just ask Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

@@lucario774pikaoh wait you can’t. CUZ THEY GOT ERASED

Very interesting 👌 👍

I mean, no?

Mate its master of puppets (interlude)