Re: Evangelion condoms???? I looked *VERY* hard for official Eva condoms, but to my vast disappointment, couldn't find any. I think it's the one product Evangelion hasn't expanded its vast merchandising empire to. If you can find em tho (remember: they gotta be officially licensed!) by all means lmk.

You KNOW that there’s a weeb out there who lives like this.

The Eva characters are happier in the advertisements than they ever are in the official canon. I’ll just leave that here.

Asuka in advertising: 😃 Asuka in the anime: 💀⚰️🏥

I’m currently visiting family in Japan and I could not escape Evangelion. I didn’t know what it was at first, but then there was the merchandise everywhere. I went to visit some family outside of Tokyo in the mountains where I saw a restaurant covered in Evangelion posters and statues. I was in Shibuya where a van drove by blasting the intro music advertising an Evangelion expo. I took a fucking bullet train to Kyoto where I saw a massive Eva-1 statues from the window. I’m going fucking crazy.

Evangelion is a prime example of how to turn *depression* into *cash*

a truly evangelion branded electric car should require a power cord to run and only have five minutes of battery

If I had a dollar for every time Red Bard said "Evangelion" or "Eva" I would have enough money to buy some Officially Licensed Evangelion Merch.

I feel like we should be congratulating Shinji for finally proposing to Kaworu in his favourite eva themed bowling pin shaped outfit.

I was just waiting to hear them getting married in an official Evangelion church.

so evangelion is TRULY a franchise where you can say "it's not a fandom, it's a lifestyle" lmaoo

Alright, next question: Can you live entirely off of Garfield merchandise?

i was a little worried that shinjis partner wouldnt share the same enthusiasm abt evangelion merch but when he pulled up in the entire fucking outfit my heart was soothed

I know this is showing off how much merchandise Neon Genesis Evangelion has, but this feels more like a window into to the worlds most obsessed fanboy.

“Man cannot live by Eva alone” So that was a fucking lie

I feel like Hideaki Anno would probably feel very sorry for this guy

I like the fact that you decided to stay neutral in the Rei vs Asuka war and just went with Kaoru

It’s ironic how an anti-escapism anime turned out to be the subject of a lot of people’s escapism

There's no way this is possib- "Shinji wakes up in his Evangelion apartment." OKAY, THEN

"Let's give Shinji an office job" Looks like Anno had the same idea

9:00 Get in the bowling pin, Shinji

I only digest food with my officially licensed Evangelion™️ Kaworu-themed stomach and intestines

If only Fanta collaborated with Evangelion so we could drink LCL 😭

7:58 My mind went places and I thought she was gonna say Evangelion condoms for a second there

It’s just so surprising how stupidly popular it is. The Spear of Longinus was almost sent to the ACTUAL FUCKING MOON but the funding fell a little short. Utterly insane

everybody gangsta til Shinji walks in with the eva yeezies

I swear, that image of Shinji's dad smiling after shave is the most cursed thing i've seen today

Netflix: There’s no gay subtext in Evangelion, guys. Official Merchandise Rings: *. . . are you sure about that*

2:04 How accurately proportionate and curvy those headless Evangelion water bottles are gonna haunt me in my Evangelion nightmares 🙃

So this is just the equivalent of star wars merchandising in America.

I think the funniest part of this is you go into great depth about the Eva bowling attire yet you brush past the Eva apartment like its nothing

I was fully prepared for evangelion condoms when she said take things to the next level

I kept a tally throughout the whole video and she said “Evangelion” and “Eva” a combined total of 79 times

"Evangelion cologne." Mmm smells like depression and anti-social personality disorder

It’s seems they’ve released everything except the damn series on DVD

I can't believe they didn't go on a camping trip with their evangelion tent where they would sleep in their evangelion sleeping bags after a long fun day of fishing with their evangelion lures and eating their evangelion emergency rations

I just finished binging Evangelion, Neon Genesis and the End of Evangelion. I need antidepressants

I can’t think of a bigger mismatch between the tone of marketing and tone of the show than EVA

Rule 34-B of the internet: If something exists, there's an Evangelion version of it.

Imagine killing someone after pulling out your gun from your official Evangelion holster

I dunno why the contrast between EVA's subject matter and the merchandise makes me laugh so much, but it brings me so much joy.

Shinji: "I don't know, I just REALLY like evangelion."

4:33 no, you don't just say ''evangelion train" and then move on

4:03 EVA-rything

the ray of sunshine behind a smiling shinji is unironically so wholesome wtf

So I think we’ve also answered the question of how NERV keeps operating with its multi trillion dollar budget

i was waiting for shinji to bust out the official evangelion condoms after that date

I haven’t been to Japan but based on how stuff is advertised there it feels like a fever dream

We all had a double take when we saw tweezers shaped like the Spear of Longinus didn't we?

Imagine getting mugged by someone with an EVA holster

Seeing Rei smiling in a lot of these was the scariest thing

Joey brought me here

Hopefully I find somebody to be the Kaworu to my Shinji and live happily in an endless sea of Evangelion, starting a Eva Family.

Im absolutely positive there is a man out there exactly like this

”Evangelion x Hello Kitty” Why god why...

7:05 Bruh those eva chopsticks are 118.56$,,,,,,,,

4:03 missed opportunity for “he’s got EVA-rything he could possibly need”

Okay, but is his _money_ Evangelion themed?

get me a evangelion humidifier SO I CAN BREATHE EVANGELION

Ok, but this was unironically such a great video! You could have just listed a bunch of merch, which would have been funny enough, but the way you presented it had me rolling lol! I honestly think you’d make a great teacher (though I’m unsure of how many Evangelion-based classes there are out there…). Also, my mental wish list just got a whole lot longer! 😂😂

Alternate title Shinji gets possessed by the spirit of consumerism

Honestly, I wish I could make an anime so good that there's literally canned bread and a wedding band as merchandise.

Shinji: gets bullied at school Also Shinji: purchases EVA assault rifle.

Now THIS is the content I've been looking for

3:32 the fit is dripping wet!!!

US Comics : "you are milking the Superhero characters so damn hard" Evangelion : "hold my Longinus"

"Wait, it's all Evangelion?" "Always has been."

This is still one of my favourite videos on yotube. Up there with History of Japan.

Very entertaining video, your voice over was absolutely perfect with its energy! Also your editing was very good!

Seeing Gendo smile looked so wrong.

So basically this is a video about Shinji being the biggest Evangelion fan ever and using products that have his and Kaworu's faces on them, all while having a relationship with Kaworu. I'm 100% certain someone has already adapted this into a crack fic.

I'm 2 minutes into the video and already can't believe it. Kudos for the work of producing this kind of content!

smiling gendo is going to haunt my dreams

>Evangellion bath salts These anime con after parties are fucking insane

"Merchandise-san, what target audience should we focus our products on?" "..Yes."

I had to pause the video covering my mouth and bent over cackling in disbelief at "EvangelionxHelloKitty toaster" and then the "Bowling Pins"

The amount of product placement in this vid is amazing

You forgot the official race cars. Yes. There is an Evangelion racing team.

You can’t just post a vlog of your day, bard.

This is one of the greatest videos I've ever watched on this website.

I really hope there’s a guy out there living this way

That was incredible. I've never seen such a naked expression of consumerism in my life. I love it.

1994: So Gainax, please tell us about your upcoming Evangelion series. Gainax: "I like money!"

this is the youtube video i can consistently go back to and enjoy

I like how this popped up in my recommended as I finished Evangelion yesterday, I am now mind blown as to how there is Eva merchandise for almost anything, this is cool

Ironic how a series about leaving escapism has generated so much merchandise

My boy too broke for official evangelion airpods :(

11:17 YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

I will keep on coming back to this vid forever

Don't forget to use that Evangelion amp to blast Cruel Angel's Thesis out the Evangelion windows of your Evangelion car.

This just sounds like some weird dystopia where there's nothing but EVA merch.

Still really funny the amount of merch still being made for this franchise today. Kind of makes me wonder if an updated version of this could happen. I want to see this Shinji try to build a PC with his Evangelion Unit-01-themed GeForce RTX 3090, struggle too much with it and settle for the MSI Evangelion gaming laptops

Now we’re asking the real questions

I had no idea what you meant by the title then I realized

I heard Full Metal Alchemist canned bread will cost you a arm and a leg.

eva was such a depressing story about puberty, family relations, relations to media, relations to the other gender, relations to sexuality all done in a poem like sense written through the eyes of a man who loved mecha anime and wanted to describe his life of growing up in a chaotic messy manner of depressing shit as yyou watch it all unfold ....so im kind of surprised there would be so much like happy merch of it LOL

nothing prepared me for BOWLING PIN NEON GENESIS EVANGELION ADULT SIZED COSTUMES

Not so fun drinking game: take a shot every time she says “Evangelion”

I'm disappoint theres no official evangelion firearms Come on man, where is my Rei AK-15?

This absolutely the most insane thing I’ve ever watched I would totally use that Rei paint tho lmao