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10 ай бұрын

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Written By Stevie Emerson & Wyatt Gallitz
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Directed by Stevie Emerson & Wyatt Gallitz
Edited by Stevie Emerson
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@stevie_emerson 10 ай бұрын

best way to support production - check out the bloopers, scripts, and behind the scenes on patreon 💪

@kasiphia 10 ай бұрын

Nice video, should continue the nun storyline 😅

@Gonzuh 10 ай бұрын

Bro can you post a video without a woman this time or are you blowing the algo to the shaft

@mwx5314 10 ай бұрын

what a twist hahah.. freaking GOLD!!..

@MR-backup 10 ай бұрын

Bro, where's our Movie at?!?!?

@mikejackson2228 10 ай бұрын

Yep. The only reason a woman could resist your fine ass is if she has the body of Christ.

@Dpark95 10 ай бұрын

Props to Stevie for making a more realistic-sounding bar environment than most Hollywood movies

@TheThunder005 10 ай бұрын

Seriously! Even his overly loud "bar" voice was spot on!

@jovictor3007 10 ай бұрын

Dude how do you know it wasnt a real bar ?

@user-yh5cv1vu9m 10 ай бұрын

@jovictor3007 because you wouldn't be able to actually hear them. That's why in movies, they make it sound so unrealistic because otherwise you wouldn't be able to hear the actors. But here, the actors did the half screaming really well, and the background noise was mixed in really good as well.

@user-rp5vx2pb9i 10 ай бұрын

Thank goodness we have Stevie!!!@@user-yh5cv1vu9m

@senaris 10 ай бұрын

@@jovictor3007 cuz bloppers at the end of the video. Loud noises are added post-filming.

@Malthizar 10 ай бұрын

Genius. Seriously. The plot twists are freaking perfect

@DaMoNarch91 10 ай бұрын

I wanted to like this comment but it's at 69 so I couldn't do it

@climberant8194 10 ай бұрын

"I'm trying to take you out." "Are you a hitman?" This was so good 😂

@hassancr13 10 ай бұрын

CRYING😭😭😭😭

@guillervz 10 ай бұрын

Made me spit my coffee lol

@dying2survive298 10 ай бұрын

Absolute props for her to be able to keep a straight face through *any* of that 😂

@MR-backup 10 ай бұрын

I died this whole thing >.

@Noneblue39 10 ай бұрын

she a nun at the bar 😂

@AutoRauto 10 ай бұрын

Her behavior wasn't that weird tbh

@MR-backup 10 ай бұрын

@@AutoRauto Minus the many cats, you're right.

@highconnery472 10 ай бұрын

Honestly at this point stewie's videos not having a plot twist will be a plot twist in itself 😂

@firaschaabeni329 10 ай бұрын

yeah that would be the greatest most subtle idea for him at some point in the future.

@gussa23 10 ай бұрын

Not to be that guy, but... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/kKyGhJqAt7fDYY0.html

@jemeljordan-butler4510 10 ай бұрын

“Can I buy you a drink?” “No.” 😂

@DonPetrushka 2 ай бұрын

That was freaking funny 😁

@r3dsnow757 10 ай бұрын

is steve getting chunky , bro is becoming handsome squidward

@Break-A-LEGO 10 ай бұрын

Lol only until you said it is when I realized it

@radfoo72 10 ай бұрын

Mo money, mo chunk💁🏻‍♂️ I guess he's doing well and reaping the benefits of his harvest.

@mauz791 10 ай бұрын

The man's bulking, his physique is gonna be awesome

@adaptx5920 10 ай бұрын

steroids side effect

@swissarmyknight4306 10 ай бұрын

Bulk then Cut=Massive Gains

@7xshadowxerox7 10 ай бұрын

Bruh the worm dance absolutely murdered me 😂

@MR-backup 10 ай бұрын

BROOOOOOOOO, she did the F ing WORM! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA And he just starred down at her?!?!? (I'm dieing as I write this).

@7xshadowxerox7 10 ай бұрын

@@MR-backup I never in my life would’ve expected a girl to drop down and give me the worm when I ask her for a dance 😭

@daven1719 9 ай бұрын

But she didn't stick to the floor, so not realistic.

@MR-backup 9 ай бұрын

@@daven1719What are you talking about; she actually did it.

@ipo7596 22 күн бұрын

Rest in pieces

@lupisastartes1 10 ай бұрын

Imagine if Steve suddenly passed by the alter dressed as a priest!

@MrTPF1 10 ай бұрын

😂😂

@sirbughunter 10 ай бұрын

Holy shit 😮

@DrSwazz 10 ай бұрын

I’m absolutely shocked there wasn’t a single “…I’m sorry?” the whole skit. He made the face at least a dozen times

@EvansKol 10 ай бұрын

😂 I was totally expecting it too

@djgulston 10 ай бұрын

A hot weird chick is actually the best combo in my opinion. They are the most fun to hang out with.

@lolfag10 10 ай бұрын

When she said, i have 7 cats, i would have been GOOOONE

@ajscott9528 10 ай бұрын

For real 😂

@ronclark9306 10 ай бұрын

I have more. But when she said that, I felt like a spotlight was shining on me! It's nothing I'm ashamed of, because they're my kids. But you don't brag about it either!

@Robbie_S 10 ай бұрын

Cat chicks are crazy in bed..take it from my words 👍

@kovacevic6870 10 ай бұрын

@@ronclark9306 as a telecom technician who has visited many houses of people who keep more than 2 cats, I bet that the atmosphere and smell in your house is "excellent"

@ronclark9306 10 ай бұрын

@@kovacevic6870 Mine are all outside, so thankfully that's not an issue. It's just a LOT of cats. BTW, I used to make house calls to repair computers. And I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. I remember the smell almost knocking me over at one particular house when they opened the door. Thanks so much for dredging up THAT memory! 😉

@BlackestEyes709 10 ай бұрын

"I wanna take you out" "what are you hitman?" LOL

@MR-backup 10 ай бұрын

" are you like not picking up what I'm putting down??? "

@Robbie_S 10 ай бұрын

For me it was "I feel like there's something between us" " What like a Ghost? an entity?" 🤣

@quinnemilepoe9604 10 ай бұрын

As an autistic woman, this was pretty accurate

@sirbughunter 10 ай бұрын

As an autistic man who learned to be socially engaged, I cannot fully relate anymore 🥲

@replynotificationsdisabled 10 ай бұрын

Autism.. the new PTSD self diagnosis

@AutoRauto 10 ай бұрын

It's horrible they're making fun of Autism and neurodivergence like that. Like they're not helping at all.

@sirbughunter 10 ай бұрын

@@replynotificationsdisabled I was clinically diagnosed at the age of 21 to have Asperger's autism. Don't make fun of something that you cannot understand. Stop being so insensitive.

@AutoRauto 8 ай бұрын

@@iamme25yago yes, this skit

@SouthLoop20 10 ай бұрын

The shot of Stevie when she said "like a ghost?" had me laughing. Hard to get a good laugh these days. 0:54

@gi-gam6210 10 ай бұрын

I watched that 3 times. His reaction was perfect

@DrSwazz 10 ай бұрын

That’s the “abort mission” face

@fadlyhans82 10 ай бұрын

You have a great team. Not sure if it’s the same one since I saw your videos 2-3 years ago. But your skits has always put a smile on me even on bad days I had. Thanks for the hard work.

@Julian_Edits 10 ай бұрын

The pause after the "no" had me rolling

@NotUrDJ 9 ай бұрын

" you rode the bus here too ?" 😭

@TahniZCat2 10 ай бұрын

I forgot how wild these plot twists could get! This was perfect 😂🤣

@swervydervy9177 10 ай бұрын

What a beautiful twist, this was amazing!!

@TEXAS2459 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMFG THAT FIRST "NO" REPLY ALONE IS HILLARIOUS A F. jus finished watching and i am still laughing at the opening NO reply of that girl loolllzzz

@MR-backup 10 ай бұрын

Stevie: Blank Stare.

@TEXAS2459 10 ай бұрын

@@MR-backup yup dat too

@johnsimon810 10 ай бұрын

Good script - definitely didn’t fall into the same old patterns - love how fresh this was - and it had a real ending! More variation like this. thanks for all the great videos

@rebelink7281 10 ай бұрын

Dude, how do you come up with these plot twist. Never disappointed with your videos

@masondegaulle5731 10 ай бұрын

Sarah's a good actor, how you'd keep a straight face through most of those lines I have no idea.

@RaymondStone 10 ай бұрын

Sarah: Talks about gift cards. Ben: "No, I meant like..." Sarah: Continues to talk about gift cards and impressively transitions to her cats. Ben: "Sarah..." Sarah: Continues to talk about her cats. This is some impressive writing. 😅

@onlygifted 10 ай бұрын

Perfect. Can't wait for you to hit 10 mil

@mahuba2553 10 ай бұрын

HIS FACE just GETS me everytime 🤣

@mrusi29 10 ай бұрын

OG fans (from 10 minutes ago) will know this a reupload

@yt_energy 10 ай бұрын

Yep I saw that too

@fahimmubarratishmam9978 10 ай бұрын

why was this reuploaded?

@MegaBestoffer 10 ай бұрын

I lost it when she started doing the worm

@MR-backup 10 ай бұрын

Join the club.

@DBitRun 10 ай бұрын

Where does he come out with these ideas!? I did not see that twist at the end coming. 😂

@arijitjayaswal 10 ай бұрын

He didn't upload a single video for 3 weeks and now we are getting a new video every single day

@LiamFire17B-R-qz2xr 4 ай бұрын

It's funny that the rejection part happens already, the video just started! 🤣😂

@MrTPF1 10 ай бұрын

No one saw THAT twist coming at the end! 😂😂

@AnthonySforza 10 ай бұрын

"Ohhh... like a ghost?" Lost it.

@dHybrid_351 10 ай бұрын

This was unexpected and its very well done! Bravo! ❤

@jhm8614 10 ай бұрын

The worm had me dying 😂

@yuriy5376 10 ай бұрын

The flesh has most definetely been denied

@judgeholden3600 10 ай бұрын

the outtakes are the best

@RichardFangLiu 10 ай бұрын

That worm was impressive

@vinicius7340 10 ай бұрын

The plost twist in the end is just unbelievable asf

@hash_brownie 10 ай бұрын

My man never got a chance to process all that data.

@yt_energy 10 ай бұрын

this video was pulled earlier?

@paulofontes5713 10 ай бұрын

Sprinkles haahah the office ref?? Love it

@888records 10 ай бұрын

First time the plot was far off from what I thought it would be

@TheRoryBlandShow 10 ай бұрын

Bro these twists got me 😂

@JoeVirella 10 ай бұрын

These twists are just incredible 😆

@PradeepKurapati 10 ай бұрын

Couldn't see THIS one coming 🤣🤣

@ninja4O5 10 ай бұрын

Stevie looking sharp yo!

@theapplepaul 10 ай бұрын

Did not see that ending coming. The way she answers him though is pretty much the identical shtick in the breaking up at the restaurant video. Which is a contender for the funniest yet. There are no bad videos from Stevie and company, only good ones and omg lmao great ones.

@sobreaver 10 ай бұрын

'I feel the entity now too.." pouhahah cracked

@Jaymaleek 10 ай бұрын

Am loving these plot twist series ❤

@05assahse 10 ай бұрын

The plot twist was pure genius.

@thesunisbright5515 10 ай бұрын

I wasn’t expecting the ending at all 😂

@Damatovg 10 ай бұрын

Damn these plot twists are golden

@davidking4838 10 ай бұрын

The first 16 seconds would be a good minature video. That upbeat "No" is hilarious.

@klmn2000 10 ай бұрын

Stevie's mannerisms remind me of Leo Di Cap :) Love these sketches - keep them up!

@sirjared21 10 ай бұрын

Really good writing honestly

@DonSultanable 10 ай бұрын

Well that was a twist 😂

@michaelzumpano7318 10 ай бұрын

Wow. That was REALLY well done.

@pjay450 10 ай бұрын

The plot twists are getting more and more unpredictable.

@srzar 4 ай бұрын

Like a ghost? Hahahahahah

@brandonface917 10 ай бұрын

This had me going in the 1st half I am not gonna lie.

@ShapeofFear616 9 ай бұрын

Hahaha 😆 from cat lady to nun pretty epic, keep up the awesome work! 😎🤘

@federicosieli5099 10 ай бұрын

Would be nice to see a full Movie sooner or later Steve.

@SrChalice 10 ай бұрын

"Like A Ghost"... I'm done bruh, walking away.

@AvivaSingsOut 10 ай бұрын

The snake was everything

@D3THWaffles 10 ай бұрын

She did the worm 😂

@FastAndAngry1 10 ай бұрын

I never knew this title ever existed and it would go well with a skit 😂

@nathanbarnhart7823 10 ай бұрын

2:54 she kind of looks like Cylian Murphy and I can’t unsee it

@JoshuaOnibokun 10 ай бұрын

The ending had me 😅😅😅

@benimaruu 10 ай бұрын

That's basically "The Sound of Music" right there

@baba_q5848 10 ай бұрын

The ending 😂😂😂

@Itskidfresh_ 10 ай бұрын

Watched the video already like 40 minutes ago did they repost it?

@jsabra89 10 ай бұрын

"Sprinkles is my first".. Getting The Office PTSD flashbacks.

@leonmeyers7009 10 ай бұрын

Nun’ really left bro😂

@toniwels8195 9 ай бұрын

Fuck'n Genius Plot🤣🤣🤣✊

@Carlos.Rivera 10 ай бұрын

Im here for the plot twist

@Robbie_S 10 ай бұрын

If this was Stevie's plot twist, it would've been him passing the test as a Monk 😂

@deepanshjay9990 10 ай бұрын

We wanted to see the worm dance bloopers😂

@ADBorrego 10 ай бұрын

The opening of this was beautiful ...

@casualobserver3145 10 ай бұрын

Again, I didn’t expect the plot twist. Good one! Also, I was hoping for an, “I’m sorry….?” 😂

@BianicEpicVideos 10 ай бұрын

by the 3rd act i was in tears

@TaskSwitcherify 9 ай бұрын

Well that has sPUN out of control quickly...

@hdrgamingchannel8947 10 ай бұрын

I was not expecting that for real

@nossenkanter 10 ай бұрын

"It's so hard to get men to stop hitting on you." This girl: "I missed the part where that's my problem."

@deadgameplayer9358 10 ай бұрын

mr sprinkles LMAO

@darkdaubeny 10 ай бұрын

Oh like a ghost 😂😂😂 spat out my spaghetti

@razak4494 10 ай бұрын

As soon as a girl says she has seven cats, run. Run like a deer. That girl is bat shit crazy.

@samster978 10 ай бұрын

lol well did not expect that ending

10 ай бұрын

3rd Lithuanian 😂

@phrous 10 ай бұрын

Wooh!!. Didn't expect that!!

@pwhv 10 ай бұрын

i always do facepalm with stevie videos hahah but in funny way

@yosefkukuriku 10 ай бұрын

Bro how the fuck you come up with this ideass, you're a genius!!!

@stevenw2933 10 ай бұрын

This really explains a lot, theres definitely like 5 or 6 convents in my area.

@WesUnite 10 ай бұрын

Oh! It made sense when I got to the end

@icedaywalker 10 ай бұрын

I love these videos

@joophunt5569 10 ай бұрын

This gots to go super viral never stop this one this is the best! This should be a movie!!!!

@AD3SPG 10 ай бұрын

I guess that's me no wonder she asked me if I had autism.

@imimpo9316 10 ай бұрын

What an interesting twist at the very end! I feel happy for sister Sarah)))