Relationship Animals | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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Theo announces some rescheduled/rebooked tour dates, listens to voicemails about heartbreak and new love, and follows up with Drippy Mitts and Surprise Baby.
New Tour Dates
DATE
CITY, STATE
VENUE
TICKET LINK
10/4
Bethlehem, PA
The Wind Creek Event Center
www.ticketmaster.com/event/02...
10/8
Cleveland, OH
Masonic Cleveland
www.ticketmaster.com/event/05...
10/9
Indianapolis, IN
Egyptian Room at Old National Centre
www.ticketmaster.com/event/05...
10/10
Grand Rapids, MI
20 Monroe Live
www.ticketmaster.com/event/08...
10/11
Detroit, MI
The Fillmore
www.ticketmaster.com/event/08...
10/12
Milwaukee, WI
The Pabst Theater
pabsttheater.org/event/theovo...
10/13
Madison, WI
Barrymore Theatre
barrymorelive.com/event/theo-...
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Music
Intro
“Every Night” - Jameson Flood
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Outro
“Anything You Want” - Bishop Gunn
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@TheoVon 3 жыл бұрын
Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von
@reed3802 4 жыл бұрын
When Theo closes his eyes before/while he’s talking, it’s like you’re waiting for him to speak magic.
@OldSkaterGuy 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder the way he sways with his eyes closed.
@ckrampen22 4 жыл бұрын
E36bdrt I swear I told my gf that the other day... that’s when that hitter is about to pop out!
@njr819 4 жыл бұрын
We on the spectrum call that goin full savant. Gang gang.
@amandamcbride256 4 жыл бұрын
My guru with a young french girls haircut.
@amandamcbride256 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂right
@ohoward512 4 жыл бұрын
"Chris Pratt is still the top 15, maybe 18, well I dunno. I know he'd be on God's fantasy team" 😂😂😂😂😂
@kennyshapiro3833 4 жыл бұрын
Do you not realize most these stars are popular because they are jammed down our throats with no choice and I think Theo would of been way better for Chris's role in guardians of the galaxy
@ohoward512 4 жыл бұрын
@@kennyshapiro3833 do u realize I was quoting Theo and not giving my personal opinion lol?
@kennyshapiro3833 4 жыл бұрын
@@ohoward512 😂 I said what he was thinking check out his Armor All shorts
@kennyshapiro3833 4 жыл бұрын
This Niagra shores ad is hilarious these people are complaining about fresh water when people have no water it's simple bottle more of it.
@dutton420z 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao DAMN ...i cant stop loling
@-TheRealScubasteve- 4 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are from the single mom who ran up the bar tab and called Theo racist.
@GrandSpiral 4 жыл бұрын
She'll be the next to join the #EmbankmentGang
@bobert6523 4 жыл бұрын
And Tom Segura.
@t.j.watson7112 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck that bitch! Shows just how morally worthless she is
@sacequeensny5311 4 жыл бұрын
The first was that ratchet bitch, the other 61 dislikes was her crackhead friends and family 😄🤣😂
@donfulleriii8514 4 жыл бұрын
Outside of Chelsea Flanders, I never hear Theo talk this way about men.
@tobbi11 4 жыл бұрын
this podcast is better than most specials on netflix
@blakestallings9251 4 жыл бұрын
Amen brother or sister
@Schuylock 4 жыл бұрын
Very well said.
@juanitastew2495 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed. 28:31-37 is my advice for Theo in Hollywood for anything except the perfect role.
@briananderson2035 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@mugsylogues 4 жыл бұрын
"What's it called, not the ice age....bestiality"?
@kingmurq1017 4 жыл бұрын
That part got me lmaooo
@WeekendUpdate7 4 жыл бұрын
I knew this would be a top comment after hearing that part while I was in the car driving lol.
@timstarmer5242 4 жыл бұрын
You can tell theos stories legit because he closes his eyes remembering it
@HIGHTS 4 жыл бұрын
Theo you are seriously 1 of kind. Taking these peoples' calls and calling them back to check back up on them is awesome. It shows just how genuine and down to earth you are. We all out here making it. GANG GANG!
@pvm6732 4 жыл бұрын
That he can say this shit with a straight face is brilliant!
@ISOCZAR 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Theo is in a good enough place that he can turn down roles that aren't good for him, that's when you know your doing well when you have the power to pass on things aren't right for you
@crystalgaddy2985 4 жыл бұрын
SO happy to see a new episode up this morning. Theo is like a long distance best friend, whether he knows it or not😁 Hope all y'all have a wonderful week. gang❤
@toasttheghost4713 4 жыл бұрын
Theo Von for that hurricane reform in 2020...
@FACEBURNER12345 4 жыл бұрын
When Theo said I was in all the K's. *Smirk* 1k, 2k, 3k. woke my brother up laughing.
@alobo2811 4 жыл бұрын
It's 6:45 am and I'm here for this hitter.
@j.r09160 4 жыл бұрын
8:45 am I'm down with you 🙌🏿
@jvillzy 4 жыл бұрын
I respect your choice man. To stay outta that Hollywood mainstream for now. The true hittahs will stick witchu no matter what! Gang gang baby.
@samueladams5243 4 жыл бұрын
Your top shelf is not sitting in its brackets all the way.
@Quickness_Fitness 4 жыл бұрын
@Keith M take it easy man, Keiths are supposed to be chill no one can take em seriously if they're angry. "KEITHS PISSED OFF" It just don't work brotha. Maybe you're the shelf that is out of its brackets, ya feel me? Onward...
@bimscutney1242 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe Theo got down there and realized it was a crappy part. Like wanted him to be some southern caricature or something. Or was going to spend 10 weeks away for like 10 seconds of screen time. Gotta have some stones to walk away. Good for you Theo.
@nickcooper2127 4 жыл бұрын
Jack Knife that’s how I took it, based on the way he described it. That’s 10 weeks he could be doing podcasts or perfecting his craft at the comedy store, etc. they probably thought he was gonna drop everything just to be a part of the movie. Little did they know..
@ProjectSimMedia 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, man. Probably producers wasn't feelin him at all; didn't want to give him more than a few lines or a scene or two. Chris' probably disappointed as he's obviously a fan of Theo, reaching out to him directly. Well, plenty more hitters in the sea, booiii! Onward!! #ganggang
@colleenmarcell7646 4 жыл бұрын
I love you so much, Theo! You always make me feel better. I'm glad there are people as good as you in the world.
@BornAHawkEye 4 жыл бұрын
*"Vasectomy Harper"* 😆😅😂🤣💀💀💀
@jakrispy3418 4 жыл бұрын
"You don't want to burn the bridge before somebody puts bacon on it" -Theo Von
@Kajuni0 4 жыл бұрын
Grey block got that cheese on lock dadi
@ezraca9454 4 жыл бұрын
Love you Theo, thank you for another great episode. Much respect and appreciation, hope life is treating you well brotha take care
@kyleboland6400 4 жыл бұрын
I've listened to a few episodes. This one was funny and beautiful at the same time. Theo is the man!
@Thelittleshow619 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Theo, Just wanted to say that I was watching some clips of you from years ago, and you seem so much happier today. I feel as though you are more comfortable just being you, and it inspires me to do the same.
@rebeccaspratling2865 4 жыл бұрын
That baby had to be sneaky in order to survive. She would have gotten an abortion so he had to pretend he wasn't there. 😂😂😂 Good for him. ❤️
@keaganhall9938 4 жыл бұрын
damn that's dark
@getyasum24 4 жыл бұрын
Aahhh I'm laughing and then truly crying bc my heart is breaking for him at the same time. You can hear the pain between the lines. Theo, you're a beautiful human being. 💙💚❤
@Sickclanftw 4 жыл бұрын
Loved hearing Mike's story!! Good luck Mike, as a new dad I know how you are feeling. Get that hitter Theo
@evilash570 4 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest boiii...Theo should be doin Joe Dirtae 3 with David Spades! Long lost brother from a different mother story, somebody write that hitter ya feel me!
@vhscopyofseinfeld 4 жыл бұрын
evilash570 Theo should play his estranged son lmao
@eddieslone 4 жыл бұрын
VHS Copy of Seinfeld his son with his sister 😂
@PabloQPR 4 жыл бұрын
Loving the show as always, and really loving the music you introduce us to! Good man 👍
@veespa_ 4 жыл бұрын
grey block, 1811 pico boulevard on the way to the beach in los angeles, grey block, get that hitta baby!! what a way to start my week. i’m so thankful for you, Theo!
@lesliemartinez2689 4 жыл бұрын
You could literally see Theo's brain buffering lol
@BurnedBookMedia 4 жыл бұрын
The backbone on this guy, and the ethics, shows what kind of a good and decent man Theo is. Always trust your instincts.
@treywalker5827 4 жыл бұрын
It was prolly more of his penchant for over thinking everything, than his instincts. He talked himself right out of a movie role, a straight hitter for his resume. His self doubt did it.
@Ruckus333 4 жыл бұрын
@@treywalker5827 that could very well be. I think he could've used the break. He's mentioned that the road has been getting to him lately. Would've been a nice break from it for him. But, he's not opposed to doing a movie. It'll happen when opportunity knocks again and it will. He's a character just being Theo. I think Uncle Joey or Joe mentioned he talked about needing a break also.
@cleatustout 4 жыл бұрын
That secret agent!! Mike is a G! congratulations to them man! My lady and I have been trying but nothing yet. What a trippy story though!
@convertat_ars_in_scientia 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks theo. This is exactly what I needed
@taylorcox1511 4 жыл бұрын
that intro song was beautiful, very nice switch up. love u bruh
@janinecroft6966 4 жыл бұрын
Made my day to see your podcast first thing on my Monday morning !
@natalieholiday3244 4 жыл бұрын
I once read a comment on one of Theo’s videos that described his mind as a busy intersection where all the traffic lights are on the fritz and I still think about that all the time. There’s never been a more accurate description of anything ever. He’s the best.
@Ruckus333 4 жыл бұрын
You make Mondays tolerable Theo! ❤ 😊 ❤
@Dmoscol17 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for you to announce your D.C. show and kinda glad your not doing the film would miss out on this and KATS they make my week bro
@dwightwest2885 4 жыл бұрын
Great Episode Theo. Again...laughed my ass off bortha.
@Kevtron9000 4 жыл бұрын
Nothin gonna stop little Monroe
@Gypsybrarian 4 жыл бұрын
Kevtron9000 not even 3 months old and he’s already an OG 😂
@katnapasmr12 4 жыл бұрын
So glad you shows are back on! See you next month in Indy! :D
@Kliffi24601 4 жыл бұрын
Theo's on some fire in this episode "ripped-up swinechunk" lmao
@amymaybe3484 Жыл бұрын
Thanks Theo I love ❤️ you, your mind is so beautiful. I about lost it about the circus peanuts 🥜. Keep being so Theo. It makes all of us that listen. Love you. You deserve the very best and you give so much of yourself fearlessly.
@v3nomhulk 4 жыл бұрын
I look forward to this every Monday!!
@enriqueshockwave7632 4 жыл бұрын
I wish I could walk around in Theos brain for a day
@asparrow29 4 жыл бұрын
Seeing you in Bethlehem on Oct 4th, can’t wait!
@zacharmstrong7807 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the Monday Morning HIT-TER Theo!!
@king-emperorbotolfzainisem730 4 жыл бұрын
Ayeee theo -- fellow New Orleanian here!! Love your comedy brotha
@vhscopyofseinfeld 4 жыл бұрын
King-Emperor Botolf Zain Isembard of Pleiades great weather down here in Nola right now in time for a great podcast.
@liammaynard45 4 жыл бұрын
When theo's eyes are closed you know he's brewing something great up
@Kooldood. 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks theo for making my Monday mornings. Side of that coffee hitter and laughing my ass off. That’s how you start the week. Gang.
@nathanielknight-chow3311 4 жыл бұрын
kooldood Haha 'Veo'
@Kooldood. 4 жыл бұрын
@@nathanielknight-chow3311 lol didnt see that
@leeb8992 4 жыл бұрын
Love you Theo ! Stay good my brother 🙏🌹
@Guardsgotgame11 4 жыл бұрын
When Theo says anything about the “interstate” I die laughing. “Some of these girls you’d meet kinda by the interstate.” 💀
@joshuasoto6106 4 жыл бұрын
Thx Theo for the positivity you're putting out in this world.
@andrewanderson1777 4 жыл бұрын
As a North Carolinian here, glad to see a call from Raleigh (where I'm from) and Charlotte (where I live now). The South has got your back Theo. Keep being you brother. Gang!
@Dimitri2014 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Theo, Luv Ya Brother 🛐
@FACEBURNER12345 4 жыл бұрын
That mullet hitter BOOOOY
@Thisisnttravis 4 жыл бұрын
That noise you made after that long winded sentence @ 9:40 is killing me!
@zachjones8996 4 жыл бұрын
Glad you got that communication hitter, Theo
@RobFlo 4 жыл бұрын
THEO VON WITH THAT EARLY MORNING HIT!! gang gang embankment
@johnnydelrome 4 жыл бұрын
I’m happy to hear “grey block pizza; get that hitter”
@hatzlmike1 4 жыл бұрын
Mike E from Raleigh NC ....Michael Edward from Illinois loving Monroe Emerson’s story! So awesome. Keep up the good work towards manhood bud! God speed. What a blessing from God.
@Sidneybeach875 4 жыл бұрын
Surprise baby!!!! Life changing over night
@AustinTillison 4 жыл бұрын
love an early monday morning hitter
@KEAD3400 4 жыл бұрын
Good to see you again bruh Gang Papa
@sb50cal9 Жыл бұрын
23:00 I'm crying hearing this story, what a classic
@shanesmith2738 4 жыл бұрын
Yooo y'all should put out some this past weekend trucker caps!!
@shanedog9082 4 жыл бұрын
Ya buddy, nice quality ones though!!
@vincentgonzaba4656 4 жыл бұрын
Daaaamn.... no movie?! They ain't ready for your bright shine! Just keep on keeping on, your fan base continues to grow
@illestmortal 4 жыл бұрын
Sucks.. But im am one of those ppl that would say, "he should've giving it a try to level up some" it seem like a way into the movie game later on. I do understand he's actual decision
@veespa_ 4 жыл бұрын
while I understand his reasoning & fully support him, I can’t lie that I’m a little bit disappointed. from the way he was talking here it sounded like his role was a lot bigger than he was anticipating & imagining Theo being this big time movie star honestly had me pretty excited! (or do you think it was smaller? the reason I say bigger is because he mentioned it was a lot longer time commitment than he expected) I think his time is still coming, though. my fingers are crossed. Theo’s a national treasure. holy shit... THEO IN NATIONAL TREASURE 3!! what’s Nicky Cage’s number? hit me back with them dijjies bruh, i got this 😏 onward...
@vhscopyofseinfeld 4 жыл бұрын
veespa honestly I can’t believe he threw away that opportunity. Didn’t even have to audition. I think he made the wrong call.
@juanitastew2495 4 жыл бұрын
Nope. @@vhscopyofseinfeld is the answer if you need your beer bottle opened. 28:32-37 is the answer on a diamond like Theo doing Hollywood cameos
@ScottBellar Ай бұрын
TV found out they were gonna cut his scene after he committed 2 months time. That's how Third Reich Hollywood rolls. RIP Korean Magnum PI
@onetrack17 4 жыл бұрын
Drool Hand Luke had me dieing dude
@rukey7888 4 жыл бұрын
Love this man
@MuhammadAli-hb7lq 4 жыл бұрын
God bless you Theo
@meglove6214 4 жыл бұрын
🎶Oh I'm sorry,but that wasn't "shiiiiiiinnneeeee on me! I'll sit and tell ya my storyyyyy".🎶 Lol.
@kimvrungos2901 4 жыл бұрын
Theo, we need more shows in LA! West Hollywood, Santa Monica, etc etc!!
@crazyjoedavola5430 4 жыл бұрын
"I'll have a little cut of owl" -Theo
@Dettaoner 4 жыл бұрын
That grey block pizza is back !!
@JP-wg4uo 4 жыл бұрын
Good for you for trusting your instincts Theo! We support your decisions! #ganggang 👑🐀
@annmarie4442 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. Monday afternoon hitter 🇬🇧 gang gang ✌
@TonsMoreCowbell 4 жыл бұрын
Theo narrowly avoids losing his soul for good. Congrats!
@CSEnginuities 4 жыл бұрын
Theo looking bodied UP!
@ProjectSimMedia 4 жыл бұрын
Dang, bummer... was really looking forward to see you in a movie.. Oh well, onward! Gang, Gang.
@blakestallings9251 4 жыл бұрын
Good episode
@Freddy_v 4 жыл бұрын
Greyblock making its way back in! GANGGGG
@sgunt1464 4 жыл бұрын
Theo’s comment section is almost as entertaining as his pod cast. You guys are great!
@mkwilson38 4 жыл бұрын
S Gunt not a good sign imo... means Theo needs to get out of this slump of sharing all his emo moments and give the listeners/viewers the entertainment.
@doboyle94 4 жыл бұрын
Fuckin love you and what you represent Theo you the man ! GANG GANG
@Da_Ninja_Genko 4 жыл бұрын
I dig this guy
@CedricWilliams67 4 жыл бұрын
After that first sentence i knew i was about to get that hitter. Theo is hilarious. Gang.
@elirees2107 4 жыл бұрын
Theo so proud of you turning down the movie.. Don’t sell out!! there will be other gigs better for you! You are in the top 20 comedians EVER right now.. and you made me laugh in Atlanta like I’ve never laughed before in my life ever... that’s a true story.. I will always remember that moment. Thank you!!
@BradyAye 4 жыл бұрын
Theo for president 2020
@samwilliams3928 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the Monday pick up Theo! Gang gang.
@jkockler 4 жыл бұрын
Tell the guy with the phantom baby to get a paternity test. Something is definitely not right there.
@valleyleelee9536 4 жыл бұрын
The math doesn’t add up and he clearly doesn’t understand a bit about a woman’s body/cycle.
@valleyleelee9536 4 жыл бұрын
A week early isn’t premature
@jkockler 4 жыл бұрын
@Keith M For starters a woman not knowing she's pregnant until the baby is born sounds like something out of the bible. Maybe this kid is baby Jesus.
@merlebump5328 4 жыл бұрын
agree. she was still having her period the whole time? come on
@shanedog9082 4 жыл бұрын
Man, I think she was waiting to see if she was gonna stay with this guy before she told him about the baby? Seems impossible she wouldn’t know if she was prego. Hope I’m wrong and everything works out well for them. Good for you for stopping using drugs at all! That kid is counting on you now my friend, don’t let him down, he’s your blood.
@mikeyRD08 4 жыл бұрын
Keep them waters calm bruh! Gang!
@MikeEDavis 4 жыл бұрын
Chins up this week fam!!!!! WE GOT THIS! gang gang💯
@chilledmonkeybrains9674 4 жыл бұрын
Theo is a Baptist preacher that speaks the actual truuuuuuf
@broncos915 4 жыл бұрын
Theo got those straps on the shelves boyyyy and the fan art on the wall...nice brotha.😎
@king-emperorbotolfzainisem730 4 жыл бұрын
I went and listened to that song at the beginning Got way into it Then came back to this video 3:23 To theo humming the tune -- this dude literally could jerk around silent and it would be funny
@danielearleandtheholyrucku1727 4 жыл бұрын
Surprise Baby on that Wilderness hike in Asheville! AVL represent!
@marcusvanick6910 4 жыл бұрын
Come to Minneapolis on the 15th!
@MaaBelle03 4 жыл бұрын
Please come back to Tampa, FL!!!
@robertcalifornia702 4 жыл бұрын
Gang, brother
@kingfisherfd2 4 жыл бұрын
The guy that thinks he is hitting out of his league. He already found out that he is in that league because she said yes already. Go ahead and ask her out again. Maybe she has been waiting since High School. Go for it
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