Relax by the Bonfire | Dark Souls ASMR
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Күн бұрынAfter touching a strange summon sign, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 are the one who ends up being sent to the realm of a nameless undead, who is often found sitting by a bonfire waiting for those in need of rest, relaxation, and sleep.
00:00:00 Parry and Riposte
00:00:16 Praise the Sun!
00:01:55 Where Are You?
00:04:14 Why Are You Here?
00:05:23 Wrong Number
00:06:55 This Nameless Undead's Purpose
00:09:50 A Hollow's Dagger
00:14:59 A Word of Warning
00:15:32 The Chainmail Gauntlet Treatment
00:16:49 This Nameless Undead's True Calling
00:17:39 The White Sign Soapstone Tapping Treatment
00:21:09 Remembering an Old Friend
00:23:52 This Nameless Undead's Story
00:28:03 The Iron Helmet Treatment
00:30:39 Riposte or Riposte?
00:31:29 RSTT Red Sign Soapstone Tapping Treatment
00:34:13 RSWSSTM Red Sign & White Sign Soapstones Treatment Method
00:37:41 Care for some Estus?
00:38:22 EFR Estus Flask Relaxation
00:42:47 The Light Crossbow Treatment
00:46:34 The Crossbow Bolt Treatment
00:52:02 The Chainmail Coif Treatment
01:00:20 A Bonfireside Chat
01:10:00 Farewell for Now...
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@themanedgar7405 3 жыл бұрын
He is a true representation of what a parry lord does in his spare time
@anubarak9184 3 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid he might be going hollow...
@sampappas6934 3 жыл бұрын
Peeve is that you...?
@milkyway4761 3 жыл бұрын
E
@jonshafto4478 3 жыл бұрын
@tOwOxic what a magnificent purpose
@mirzataufikurahman5478 3 жыл бұрын
@tOwOxic yes, stomping both the host and invaders as NG+ hodrick on road of sacrifices
@jackbeedie1898 3 жыл бұрын
“Parry, Riposte.. Parry, Riposte” *HE’S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE*
@Mashamazzi 3 жыл бұрын
He's also too dangerous to attempt to fight
@australium7374 3 жыл бұрын
2 words, 1 legend.
@voxxiangeldust5265 3 жыл бұрын
Listen here u little sh**...
@procerus4789 3 жыл бұрын
Once you figure out the little tricks that parry lords use, they become very easy to attack. For instance, most heavy attacks aren't parryable, so if they are foolish enough to try and parry a heavy attack instead of dodging they might be in for a surprise. Unfortunately tho, they'll just roll away, chug some estus, and sneak a critical hit in that instakills you.
@wardenTKD 3 жыл бұрын
@@procerus4789 u mad bro, im gona parry ur weapon art
@Nektos10734 3 жыл бұрын
The perfect asmr doesn't exi- *PARRY* *RIPOSTE*
@exorjack 3 жыл бұрын
Strafe, strafe, strafe *_BACKSTAB_*
@FA_Machina 2 жыл бұрын
@@exorjack punishment
@bigaust4487 2 жыл бұрын
@@FA_Machina punishment
@2006arpg 2 жыл бұрын
@@exorjack punishment
@SymulatedGamer 2 жыл бұрын
@@2006arpg BAKING STAB
@ASAP_Kenny 3 жыл бұрын
He definitely could’ve been a character in dark souls, throughout the game he trains and you can either help or ignore him. If you help he’s a summon for a late game boss and thanks you at the end. If you ignore him you find his corpse outside of the boss room
@keiko3520 3 жыл бұрын
sounds like sigmeyer or solaire
@thatchedrooves1204 3 жыл бұрын
thats literally how all npcs in dark souls are, they end up dying if you dont help them, most die even if you do. Patches is the only one who survives to the end.
@cndcooch3-658 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@UGSETH2 3 жыл бұрын
@@thatchedrooves1204 That guy is an asshole
@youwouldntremembermeanyway7410 3 жыл бұрын
@@thatchedrooves1204 i wonder how that bastard could survive till the very end of the world
@monkeeee 3 жыл бұрын
imagine a dark souls video where rift just rolls around for an hour straight
@NoraTheCreator117 3 жыл бұрын
69th like
@haldosprime3896 3 жыл бұрын
I'd expect a few pots and barrels to be broken for the truest immersion.
@TheNostalgiaJunkie 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao the funny part of it is that it may actually sound good and be relaxing. *various layered sounds of ER rolling around the bonfire in different sets of armor with reverb to make the sound more satisfying*
@thedauntle55 3 жыл бұрын
Wait gameplay or role-play, get it
@daneelaart 3 жыл бұрын
a bloodring troll host bores you to sleep asmr
@jakereynolds8897 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, I exhausted this guys long arse dialogue tree, and I didn't even get one gesture
@vincentpreziuso3597 3 жыл бұрын
Check the expanded menu, this gave me the rest gesture.
@14Chrysler300sAWD 3 жыл бұрын
@@vincentpreziuso3597 perfect response
@youareaspook5897 3 жыл бұрын
@@vincentpreziuso3597 its a bug, its been updated - you get the Relax gesture and the Snore gesture now too
@cocojumbo5252 3 жыл бұрын
lol. This is for some reason funny as shit and I don't know why.
@RAF-cc1ng 3 жыл бұрын
Does fire keeper react to this reaction?
@g3th_ 3 жыл бұрын
Man, Demon's Souls Remake is looking good.
@ll_Nookie_ll 3 жыл бұрын
Have you finished it already
@capitalspace3089 3 жыл бұрын
Truly
@drakecarter1780 3 жыл бұрын
Games are close to looking like this graphically already. I say by 2025.
@T0mbuc3et 3 жыл бұрын
Trump rule and Biden drools
@Garvey64LIVE64 3 жыл бұрын
@@T0mbuc3et why do you have to bring politics into this?
@Cydoniaaa 3 жыл бұрын
[ You have been invaded by Dark Spirit xX_Ephemeral_Rift_Xx ]
@forgotten7873 3 жыл бұрын
BRUH
@WeaponizedGoochsweat 3 жыл бұрын
I'd just dip out
@dgmang92 3 жыл бұрын
Mom! Unplug the router!
@exittierone 3 жыл бұрын
It shall be an epic dagger fight of backstabs and ripostes, then!
@sir17pounder8 3 жыл бұрын
Me, who has not played a single soulsborne game: 🤨
@Caesar-Sensei 3 жыл бұрын
Just when you think rift can't get better, he does, once again. Incredible
@NoOne-cs9ws 3 жыл бұрын
He has not peaked yet
@spunkmckunkle5604 3 жыл бұрын
You could say he parried the idea.
@whyhang7865 3 жыл бұрын
You can comment the same in every of his video.
@Arod315 3 жыл бұрын
@@NoOne-cs9ws he'll never peak lol he is just always gonna 1 up himself just like my boy J. Cole
@PredatorH2O 3 жыл бұрын
No such thought ever crossed my mind yet actually.
@Abdullah-cj2mh 3 жыл бұрын
I was trying to sleep then the invasion sound triggered years of PTSD
@scientomagician7242 3 жыл бұрын
Same, visions of giant dad
@A_Shut-in_NEET 3 жыл бұрын
Im laughing too hard at this
@WASSdee 3 жыл бұрын
So true 😤😂
@kaskynightblade8490 3 жыл бұрын
I swear to God that I've heard that sound even while not playing.
@chopinplayer6018 3 жыл бұрын
Kasky Nightblade yea its so weird it happens to me too
@jasonisntreallyhere 3 жыл бұрын
*watching this video to relax while I work* "Good lord, the amount of effort he puts into these is insane. His costume, the fie, the weapons, his dialogue. Its all just so-" *Rift answers a cellphone* "...God I love this man."
@PhonesHQ 2 жыл бұрын
I bet the ringtone was the Majula theme.
@xleplayVA Жыл бұрын
Yep, gherman, the first hunter.
@Hugo_Balls08 Жыл бұрын
@@xleplayVA bruh I thought he said carmen and I actually thought the call was real💀
@HammboneBob 2 жыл бұрын
*gives him +5giant's set, mask of the father, and a chaos zwei +5.
@paint4r Жыл бұрын
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
@Glaster6 Жыл бұрын
GIANTS, GIANTS, GIANTS, BECOME UNSTOPPABLE
@brothel_exe Жыл бұрын
WHAT RINGS YOU GOT BITCH?
@TheDragonMasterChannel 3 ай бұрын
Don't forget your grass crest shield
@OldSpiceNice 29 күн бұрын
@@TheDragonMasterChannelnah with that he won’t need one
@Nocomment552 3 жыл бұрын
4:00 “Yahrnam. That is a tale for another time.” Me: Visibly excited
@edwardna156 3 жыл бұрын
Hes already done a bloodborne asmr, just in case you didn't know. It's also excellent
@chagis100 3 жыл бұрын
@@edwardna156 He's done 2 or 3 for bloodborne!
@Gibbon_dog 3 жыл бұрын
chagis100 Really? Damn gotta watch those
@marsfridge 3 жыл бұрын
In fact, he has even done an asmr playthrough of bloodborne
@sukasaroth 3 жыл бұрын
Was corvus in it???
@Condopets 3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like he could be a character in a souls game, tbh. The dialogue, the voicing, everything is perfect. That’s Uncle E for you.
@BlkPrm 3 жыл бұрын
VA deal when FromSoft?
@Ivel94 3 жыл бұрын
That was what I loved about the video. The voice acting in the actual game is very similar to this. Mysterious and relaxing voices.
@treygiese9580 3 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how much he sounds like an actual NPC😂
@officialnotoriousx 3 жыл бұрын
I gurentee he's played at least played some of the titles. Cause ive played dark souls 2 and 3 and even i feel like like his portrayl is spot on.
@jsihavealotofplaylists 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ivel94 hes very similar to the guy who steals things
@terminatorplayz4614 3 жыл бұрын
Rift : “Ah finally..” Me in my head: “you were trying to cross the border weren’t you?”
@donovancurtis9381 3 жыл бұрын
Ralof strikes again!
@crablord8499 2 жыл бұрын
Same as us, and that theif over there.
@n.m.1393 2 жыл бұрын
This really made me want to play skyrim again!
@corva5118 3 жыл бұрын
He even managed to make the "Stainless China 440" part fit into the lore, this man is EXTRAORDINARY!
@bravepigster 3 жыл бұрын
Is this what he was doing rather than playing dark souls? Ok I’m into it.
@peepnox7747 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe.....just maybe
@chyaboi11 3 жыл бұрын
I don't like these type of roleplay kinks usually but that chainmail got me feeling some type of way
@Infotomious 3 жыл бұрын
Is that even a question?
@astroneatlybooks952 3 жыл бұрын
He planned to play Dark Souls, but too many calories.
@badosof7293 3 жыл бұрын
Dude,i was going to say it
@PrideofAshbringer 3 жыл бұрын
Considering the way Dark Souls npcs talk, this isn't far off.
@VendreadMike95 3 жыл бұрын
❤👍🏾
@jhevgainz2307 3 жыл бұрын
Just needs more chuckles.
@user-ze3tq9hf9i 3 жыл бұрын
It's lacking the laugh at the end of each dialogue.
@Miguel-gf7sq 3 жыл бұрын
We need this guy in elder ring, if elden ring exist
@lleonellus4241 2 жыл бұрын
@@Miguel-gf7sq what the f... How did you know Elden Ring existed back then? Was It already announced?
@nicholausedwardwijaya8822 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he pulled out his phon--I-I mean white soapstone.
@kyousey 2 жыл бұрын
iSoap 13
@zzxb223 2 жыл бұрын
This comment is the best 😂
@zzxb223 2 жыл бұрын
@@kyousey this comment is perfect 😭😭😭
@rocker4144 3 жыл бұрын
Man said Yarnahm and Germain, I love this so much. He even took the liberty to refer to the chosen undead as "my Lord" and also made himself a lord of cinder
@gabereisner173 11 ай бұрын
😮
@eclipse3187 3 жыл бұрын
Nameless king: I fear no man Nameless king: but that........ ER: Parry reposte parry reposte strafe strafe strafe backstab Nameless king: it scares me
@Timebomb_19 3 жыл бұрын
Nameless can’t be parry’d tho....
@knight6724 3 жыл бұрын
Champ gundyr: I don’t fear anything Champ gundyr: but that thing....... ER: parry reposte parry reposte strafe strafe strafe Champ gundyr: it scares me
@babydaddycooler4889 3 жыл бұрын
_ Stars _ when you truly reach divinity nothing is impossible
@beal728 3 жыл бұрын
@@knight6724 ah meet the pyro
@levigivens 3 жыл бұрын
At least quote it properly mate. It's "I fear no man"
@seth6930 3 жыл бұрын
The lack of creepy laughter after every sentence really broke my immersion
@le_mothman 3 жыл бұрын
Ah I see you've met patches
@kiodboi672 3 жыл бұрын
@@le_mothman or lautrec
@le_mothman 3 жыл бұрын
@@kiodboi672 does he laugh much? I never found out since I cant hear him from his new home in the bottom of blight town.
@dervo1 3 жыл бұрын
Oh... Just you wait till you talk to hawkwood.
@100nodog 3 жыл бұрын
@Babou Pastafangu daw, undead merchant's laughter is nervous, not maniacal. It's super cute
@LeonPhrogeman 3 жыл бұрын
"Only in truth, the Lords will abandon their thrones, and the unkindled will rise. Nameless accursed undead, unfit even to be cinder. And so it is that ash seeketh embers..." This leads to my encounter with "The Restfallen man" and our many interactions.
@fallingbed1 3 жыл бұрын
When you get an ad while trying to sleep *YOU DIED*
@tahmkenchusta5852 3 жыл бұрын
When you get an ad while you are having a dream.*
@creedatorx439 3 жыл бұрын
Praise lord Jesus?
@la_wedra_ 3 жыл бұрын
It's really unbelievable how you are everywhere 😂
@Smol_wood 3 жыл бұрын
Tf how u verified
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@David-ip6ft 3 жыл бұрын
You’re the npc who’s dialog i wouldn’t skip in a speedrun
@homiespaghetti1522 3 жыл бұрын
Lol an hour long dialogue
@chrombopulusthegreat5729 3 жыл бұрын
@@homiespaghetti1522 true dam
@pencrash9289 3 жыл бұрын
Rip run hello sleep
@pickledorange1133 3 жыл бұрын
Riley Kanter heeeell yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*DEEP BREATH*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@captjamesgravy 3 жыл бұрын
Hello brother
@z0mb1emaul3r5 3 жыл бұрын
"Parry" "riposte" "parry" "riposte" "strafe" "strafe" strafe" "backstab" The guy he's fighting: FUUUUUU-
@kingleaf2932 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry but I have to. Riposte, repost is what an unoriginal redditor does.
@neoniakitsama 3 жыл бұрын
King_of_ Kicking maybe he’s practicing his reposting
@BigT.Larrity 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry but I have to. Riposte, repost is what an unoriginal commenter does.
@ObviousTrollFrom2007 3 жыл бұрын
Just imagine the quietest and chilliest guy on the planet like Ephemeral fighting someone who's the complete opposite; screaming in agony. 😂
@thebroken5932 3 жыл бұрын
@@kingleaf2932 damn you beat me to it😭
@BillagePoopWars 3 жыл бұрын
This would make him the most powerful being in the souls universe for the fact he traveled across time, lands and the great ash lake.
@lucasnorred4198 2 жыл бұрын
Or just patches
@BillagePoopWars 2 жыл бұрын
@@lucasnorred4198 YOOOOO
@TheChillNation- 3 жыл бұрын
This takes me back. I help people in Dark Souls games all the time. I always stumble across an NPC whose voice would make me turn up the volume and listen as if I was actually with them, sitting next to a message some other player written on the ground over a cliff, telling other players to "Hidden path ahead therefore try jumping"
@CTRLVCatMemes 3 жыл бұрын
Easily the most cinematic video ER has made in a while. That LIGHTING. That COSTUME. I'm loving it.
@Veriox22 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder where he got it.
@themaxterz0169 3 жыл бұрын
He's reaching ASMattR levels of cinematography
@grammernotzi 3 жыл бұрын
@@DarkDashV6 You should check out FredsVoice ASMR. He has multiple roleplays in his character form "Rude English Gentleman". He roasts you and relaxes you at the same time. (He does nice ASMR too also)
@grammernotzi 3 жыл бұрын
@@DarkDashV6 I've seen Jim also. He did a really badass Dark Knight Joker video. Really awesome!
@nikkibogenschutz9609 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not entirely sure it's a "costume." There's something a bit uncanny-valley about it.
@daxtonriggs9228 3 жыл бұрын
i need patches asmr. at the end he kicks you off a ledge.
@candycadet528 3 жыл бұрын
DaxtonRiggs ‘Patches kicks you off to sleep’
@ucutiepie6564 3 жыл бұрын
Kicks you into bed
@Voidicus 3 жыл бұрын
shhhh...a cleric you say? *tap tap tap* well....there's some mighty fine treasure down there there there...why don't you check it out?
@KingMemeMachine 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God if he just drop kicks the camera? Oh man I'd be furious.
@Lucius_TC 3 жыл бұрын
Would be awesome
@nox2916 3 жыл бұрын
I miss playing dark souls, the calm walks between battles were my second favorite feel apart from defeating a boss.
@kyotie13 Жыл бұрын
This video is one of my favorites on your channel. My first From Software game was Elden Ring but this vid really makes me want to buy all the Dark Souls games! So good. I'm secretly hoping you make an Elden Ring rp someday 🤞💕 I imagine you as a merchant, playing your instrument while rambling about your wares, before slowly descending into a relaxing madness, talking about your people being exiled, and the yellow chaos flame.
@codywhoever1091 Жыл бұрын
I am now manifesting this into existence
@Retro_Rainer Жыл бұрын
he didn't like ER that much, so I think it's unlikely. but it would be a match made in heaven. ER as an ER merchant.
@kyotie13 Жыл бұрын
@@Retro_Rainer I'm glad you agree, it's right down his alley! Hope he snags the idea one day despite his vid about how he felt about the gameplay.
@gabrielh5105 3 жыл бұрын
"Parry... riposte... parry ... strafe, strafe" Slave Knight Gael: Ok bro, you win. Plz don't hurt me
@yourmomsafurry1971 3 жыл бұрын
*proceeds to activate second phase*
@flimsypillow341 3 жыл бұрын
you cant parry slave knight gael 😐
@gabrielh5105 3 жыл бұрын
@@flimsypillow341 Bruh...
@lumethecrow 3 жыл бұрын
@@flimsypillow341 Not with that attitude
@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly 3 жыл бұрын
Even the chosen one fears him
@davidsalas9826 3 жыл бұрын
I just can't imagine ER getting mad when he loses a lot of souls, maybe he's just like "Ok, let's try again".
@DabbleDAM 3 жыл бұрын
ER is a parry god clearly, he never loses souls.
@Heywood-----Jablomeh 3 жыл бұрын
The patient one! exactly he doest even batt an eye....he simply pwns everything when he respawns!
@gus251 3 жыл бұрын
Theres so many ways to avoid losing lots of souls that i cant get mad because i know its my fault most of the time
@ThatRipOff 3 жыл бұрын
Once you’ve played enough hours losing souls doesn’t really phase you anyway. I’ll walk around with 100k+ on me at a time just because.
@tylermech66 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThatRipOff yeah, eventually you just get into the mindset of "I'm Undead, that means death is meaningless" and once you stop caring about dying, oh boy does the game's difficulty obtain a different perspective.
@Cappuccino11 2 ай бұрын
This is my favorite asmr video from your channel :D
@musicotherapierelaxation7732 3 жыл бұрын
You have a lot of imagination, I love your videos! Thank you Just a little French "fan".... A "fan" in French is someone who admires a person for their talent, i don't know the word in English... :/
@happythought4632 3 жыл бұрын
Two little french fan :)
@Mr.Apparemment 3 жыл бұрын
That's a three little French fan :)
@happythought4632 3 жыл бұрын
We are building a team!
@Mr.Apparemment 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe more will join ^^
@Groblin43 3 жыл бұрын
Lol when your small and little
@titani1k 3 жыл бұрын
ER is the David Bowie of ASMR; no matter how he reinvents himself, he's always bloody brilliant
@td23asus 3 жыл бұрын
David Bowie ASMR when?
@michaelwells941 3 жыл бұрын
@@td23asus that would have been incredible! He did a reading of Peter and the Wolf, but alas, not specifically ASMR.
@melodramaingrato 3 жыл бұрын
Haha wow, a huge comparation
@ranegames 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't read the title, so when he said "ah" in the intro I thought he'd continue with: "you're finally awake"
@tyronnenicol588 3 жыл бұрын
Why did this make me laugh so much :)
@kampfh7150 3 жыл бұрын
You were trying cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush
@ShockSurge 3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@edoardogiorgi2164 3 жыл бұрын
Same thing
@sassypwny 3 жыл бұрын
Kampfh same as us and that thief over there Damn you stormcloaks! Skyrim was fine until you came along, empire was nice and easy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been halfway to hammerfell. You there, you and me, we shouldn’t be here. It’s these stormcloaks the imperials want. We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief Shut up back there!
@the-witness8811 3 жыл бұрын
I like the ambient noise of the fire. The white noise helps block external noises so that I can fall asleep to your calm storytelling. By far one of my favorites, right next to the candyman and repairman series.
@FirelordHouses 3 жыл бұрын
5:40 I REALLY thought he was gonna answer a soapstone.
@CommanderNixon 3 жыл бұрын
Okay please tell me nobodies named him yet because I have the perfect one. "The Restfallen Man"
@scientomagician7242 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service
@debatenothing5676 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe riftfallen man?
@CommanderNixon 3 жыл бұрын
@@debatenothing5676 sure but he's roleplaying the Crestfallen man from the dark souls series. I think its a funnier play on that to just remove a single letter
@Fwolfblack1738 3 жыл бұрын
Clever, I also like “rift keeper” lol
@darksector_0675 3 жыл бұрын
Lame
@ajakks6551 3 жыл бұрын
"Parry, Riposte." Indeed, Words to live by.
@lilmoscato1515 3 жыл бұрын
infinite blessings on your bloodline ive been in love with your content for three years i love that you always make it entertaining its so hard to find content like this elsewhere
@RES61527 3 жыл бұрын
What he's wearing is literally all you'd have to wear in a zombie apocalypse. You'd be fine because they can't bite through that shit.
@directedbymorenotempini 3 жыл бұрын
damn, never thought of that
@bigfootwithwifi7569 3 жыл бұрын
Screw armor in a zombie apocalypse I’d just smear vegemite all over myself. There is no zombie with a big enough ballsack to bite through a suit of vegemite
@crazybeatrice4555 3 жыл бұрын
@@bigfootwithwifi7569 Id take some of that vegemite
@pencrash9289 3 жыл бұрын
Hell, you wouldn’t even need heavy armor of any kind, just a tough leather and you’re good
@kiryukazuma8089 3 жыл бұрын
@@pencrash9289 ehhhh, i doubt any armor was made with super strong cannabals in mind. Sharkmail would probably be best.
@thiccandridicc 3 жыл бұрын
POV: Rift is just a giant using a normal sword and shield
@barsnacker 3 жыл бұрын
I'll take that over my fight with a baby dragon situation
@Uranium----...---23592 3 жыл бұрын
Possibly but thats a big shield if upscaled
@LuckyArceus 3 жыл бұрын
** him giant lol.
@bobabubble3628 3 жыл бұрын
@Wee Pinbell it's a Great Shield to us
@santerisaatana2583 3 жыл бұрын
Nah thats a chaos dagger
@thicctoriasthedogwalker815 3 жыл бұрын
Buckler shield and Thief’s dagger, good choice.
@imadeyoureadthis1 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry i killed your dog.
@crunk5553 3 жыл бұрын
I made you read this god damn it not again this is the fifth time...
@thicctoriasthedogwalker815 3 жыл бұрын
No prob, wasn’t my dog anyway lol
@imadeyoureadthis1 3 жыл бұрын
@@thicctoriasthedogwalker815 it said SIF on the name tag. In fact I've collected several of those name tags. Must just be a popular name i suppose.
@thicctoriasthedogwalker815 3 жыл бұрын
Ohhh, THAT dog. I thought he was in the abyss.
@measured.kadence 3 жыл бұрын
Love your voice and all the attention to detail. It really struck me when I realised your bad memory is an effect from the hollowing!
@Motolmang 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Trying to get to the blight town short cut with the master key The chatty NPCs in firelink:
@tonibest2011 3 жыл бұрын
Guys, this man is more talented than most hollywood actors, he needs to be in a movie sometime in the future
@nman551 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@lee741 3 жыл бұрын
_"If only I had a humanity... in short, Try using ASMR."_
@thewatcher1499 3 жыл бұрын
Humanity Restored.
@seraph8954 3 жыл бұрын
*Try finger, but hole*
@nitrocyanara 3 жыл бұрын
Seraph lmao do u mean the message on the roof of grand archive
@seraph8954 3 жыл бұрын
@@nitrocyanara thats a message that anybody can put anywhere
@damobeck1 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing chest ahead.
@MiniMatthias 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this one is my absolute favorite video because his mix of whispers, soft spoken, and tappings blended with the bonfire is the best mixture of sound ive ever heard in my life. Its merely pure luck that it also happened to be my favorite video game series.
@SushiBonJ Жыл бұрын
I know this comment may never be seen by you my friend, uncle e, but i must say ive watched this video 3 nights in a row and still havent seen whats in it past 20 minutes because I just cant stay awake. I will forever be grateful for the creative and relaxing ideas you come up with. Thank you my friend
@dkfetty 3 жыл бұрын
We have to get Rift to a million subs before the end of the year, that would be the only good thing in 2020.
@elizabeht1998 3 жыл бұрын
The best way to get him more subs is sharing with others about his channel Sadly my family and friends dont like asmr but even sharing on social media helps
@TheReapification 3 жыл бұрын
Dont know, this video seems pretty good already.
@scooter677 3 жыл бұрын
Black lives matter was good
@nocsiou 3 жыл бұрын
scooter isn’t burning down cities and ruining livelihoods just the best
@CelicaDan 3 жыл бұрын
@@nocsiou so you're arguing the Civil Rights movement in the 60's was bad because there was rioting that spawned from that, too? Or are you gonna act like you're not racist? Fuck outta here and listen to the ASMR, chump.
@zibi2013PL 3 жыл бұрын
Gracious, Passing fine ASMR thou'st given.
@ceranopierce 3 жыл бұрын
I only hope these tingles content thee
@nexradio143 3 жыл бұрын
Your pfp, I see you’re a man of culture as well
@victoriancuddler 3 жыл бұрын
I am an ASMRTist like thou, although not so charitable as to give my tingles for free
@multidimensionalcenturion9863 3 жыл бұрын
You.... Give me back my kidney!
@bestsoviet8536 3 жыл бұрын
My my, what WARM umbral ash thoust given me
@MunciMunci 2 жыл бұрын
The buckler and dagger really add to the representation of a parry god's arsenal.
@tahaiftikharneedsattention7318 3 жыл бұрын
These “i quit vaping” ads make me wanna start vaping
@Poopy-YY31 Ай бұрын
Some like theorists out there say they do that on purpose but idk
@Longdogsilva 3 жыл бұрын
This is me waiting for Elden Ring. Praise the sun my brothers.
@danielv.6415 3 жыл бұрын
Don't give up, skeleton
@bigboi5284 3 жыл бұрын
still waiting
@khorneflakes 3 жыл бұрын
Praise the Sun!
@Berzan66 3 жыл бұрын
Will elden ring came to ps4 or ps5 bro?
@PhilG42 3 жыл бұрын
The stainless joke caught me off guard, had to use my last estus flask
@MurlokDredger 11 ай бұрын
I've watched this specific vid atleast 300 times, and I'm now at the point where I can quote it word for word. This wasn't the intention, I just really enjoy this vid, but alas here we are.
@jonjon9516 11 ай бұрын
I’ve seen it a few times as well
@Jnigo 9 ай бұрын
Parry riposte
@ArnoldJudasRimmer.. Жыл бұрын
As ever, I have arrived late to the party. But I must say this is Genius sir! Never did I ever think a piece of asmr would cross over so well with souls haha? As I said, genius man top work indeed.
@SolairePTS 3 жыл бұрын
If only I could be so grossly incandescent Praise the sun ☀️
@kadepearson2181 3 жыл бұрын
\[T]/
@Kajixu 3 жыл бұрын
"The chosen undead?" *stutter intensifies* *MY LIEGE*
@lindseymashburn-fonzeroth1806 3 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. I can't imagine filming these though. I'd feel so silly talking to myself. But I'm thankful he's so good it it.
@DSXYT- 2 ай бұрын
This man is the parry king. 🎉
@clevererheart9512 3 жыл бұрын
“Strafe” “Strafe” “Strafe” “Backstab” The spy from TF2: *Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well*
@sharktale5956 3 жыл бұрын
But of course
@gesgald2266 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@blitzkrieg7353 3 жыл бұрын
Slap my hand
@thegenderbender5859 3 жыл бұрын
why did i read spy as “pie” lol
@excalibur6246 3 жыл бұрын
@@blitzkrieg7353 This is NOT a trick
@Bluemountains801 3 жыл бұрын
I hope From Software sees this and adds you in one of their games.
@dixiemcgee8535 3 жыл бұрын
@Nathan Carter probably cuz there wont be any more dark souls games
@daxtonriggs9228 2 жыл бұрын
@@dixiemcgee8535 well as time would have it technically yes but also no...
@KelpyJee 2 жыл бұрын
Praise the bonfire and the sites of grace!! \ [T] /
@tacomania7954 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the lamps and idols!
@mateoandrews7609 3 жыл бұрын
This would be a funny mod. I'd love to see the rift in Dark Souls style. The dialogue fits the in-game style. Even the chuckles sound like a fromsoftware game!
@WibblyWobblyWoo 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta say this is a beautiful evening down here in the Tomb of Giants
@kampfh7150 3 жыл бұрын
Username checks out
@familyman5670 3 жыл бұрын
I was wondering where he was, watch out for those skeleton dogs Rift.
@christianz2934 3 жыл бұрын
9/10 could’ve been better with Andre hammering in the background for more realism
@dededeisdosh4450 3 жыл бұрын
@Captain Noodle Don't get yourself killed
@disappointedfather5218 3 жыл бұрын
@@dededeisdosh4450 would hate to see my work squandered
@lumethecrow 3 жыл бұрын
@@disappointedfather5218 Neither of us want to see you go hollow
@disappointedfather5218 3 жыл бұрын
@@lumethecrow Damn, did I get get my souls games switched around?
@lumethecrow 3 жыл бұрын
@@disappointedfather5218 The one I said was from Dark Souls 1, I've heard the line so many times it's engraved into my crow brain
@polypython 2 жыл бұрын
Out of all of your videos this is the one I find myself consistently coming back too. I think for me it’s the light fire sounds throughout the video.
@just_some_mf4167 2 жыл бұрын
He fought Gwyn so many times he can only think of parrying and riposte.
@ceranopierce 3 жыл бұрын
Rift: “Praise the sun” Me, a blade of the darkmoon: Right
@farrondis 3 жыл бұрын
Heretics will be punished you know
@daklevaork7783 3 жыл бұрын
You fool, you heretic, you disgrace for the one and only Solaire!
@m.g.1725 3 жыл бұрын
The warriors of the sun are not about punishing, they are about bonds and friendship. If you ever need a friend to help you as the evil stops you from finding your very own sun, you can always count on the warriors to help you out ! May the Joly Cooperations multiply as writen in Solaire's teaching. Long may the sun shine !!
@gibby3339 3 жыл бұрын
Tis' a shame us Darkmoon brothers and sisters are shadowed buy the Sunlight Covenant.
@tomspalding7715 3 жыл бұрын
@@m.g.1725 LONG MAY THE SUN SHINE! *raises SEIGBRAU*
@Karma-ji6ud 3 жыл бұрын
Rift: "This place is eerily similar to another place called. Yeea- yaaa- Yaar- Yarnem." Me: Okay now I'm convinced, this is the entity moving between realms and taking different forms, as he's talking about places from the future. Maybe he's just getting confused and slipping up. Or he's like that one guy you find in DS3 who looks like he's from Bloodborne and even mentions another place that sounds eerily similar to it.
@kingcharlie5909 3 жыл бұрын
/Chester's laugh/
@letsgetgoingin2227 3 жыл бұрын
Who's the guy?
@Timebomb_19 3 жыл бұрын
Letsgetgoingin probably either Chester or leonhard
@wilburforce8046 3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the painter girl litteraly made her new world out of blood and the souls of millions of dead people.
@pimpslayer9109 3 жыл бұрын
I always wanted to know who it was coughing at the start of bloodborne
@rubenjoe7488 Ай бұрын
He could done 5hrs of Parry and Riposte and id watch every second
@EphemeralRift 29 күн бұрын
hmmm
@notarussianspy3457 2 жыл бұрын
literally the only dark souls asmr and i respect it, your doing great man keep it up👍
@AwfulWeather5684 3 жыл бұрын
It takes true talent to turn dark souls into anything remotely relaxing. Congratulations
@Lenn869 3 жыл бұрын
@Brendefiler that´s not relaxing it just makes you cry.
@thetoyodacar2264 3 жыл бұрын
would be funny if he actually only did parry and riposte for the whole vid
@enuskosinua2133 3 жыл бұрын
NPC 100
@MtnAdew-dn1gx 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the halflight boss to me.
@gaybaby 3 жыл бұрын
LKMFAO
@theterriblegamer6894 3 жыл бұрын
I would like if I didn't have slight ocd perfectly at 175
@le_mothman 3 жыл бұрын
I'd think he had gone hollow
@artydes1327 2 жыл бұрын
"Where we are?" Looks like Tomb of the giants
@thecapedcrusader6710 2 жыл бұрын
Your use of the teleportation sound effect in the beginning is amazing
@victoriancuddler 3 жыл бұрын
"Stainless, China" truly a legendary soldier
@toddhoward4261 3 жыл бұрын
Must be a close relative of Holy Knight "Made In China"
@yourmomsafurry1971 3 жыл бұрын
Enemy of the soldier "made in U.S.A"
@DubzBurg 3 жыл бұрын
Dagger Of Stainless China +5
@AbyssalPlague 3 жыл бұрын
"We are...nowhere!" Abyss. I don't see Kaathe, but I'mma assume Abyss.
@boi5375 3 жыл бұрын
Kathe?
@AbyssalPlague 3 жыл бұрын
@@boi5375 Kaathe, my bad.
@boi5375 3 жыл бұрын
@@AbyssalPlague no i wasnt trying to correct u im wondering who kaathe is? I seem to have forgot
@AbyssalPlague 3 жыл бұрын
@@boi5375 He's pretty much like Frampt, but he's at the abyss. The only way to get him to spawn is if you completely ignore Frampt and kill the four kings. I believe you also have to have the lord vessel. *Edit:* You also can join the Darkwraiths with him.
@boi5375 3 жыл бұрын
@@AbyssalPlague i remember now thx
@teleportsready 3 жыл бұрын
I literally love this, I'm a dark souls fan and honestly, I'm confused how I haven't found this and subbed
@miraakthedark8849 3 жыл бұрын
This Is oddly relaxing. I literally passed out after like five minutes the first time, and then the second time, I just listened... Enjoying his stories, and the soft crackling of the flames... peace in hollow's haven...
@YoshiH04 3 жыл бұрын
This background makes me expect a guest appearance from Darkstalker Kaathe
@haffyyxo912 3 жыл бұрын
This man never fails to impress 😭 You have to rate him for the effort he puts into his videos
@jolestoli 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t sleep tonight, too excited about Elden Ring tomorrow, figured this is the perfect video for it
@zakkthemaniac0329 2 жыл бұрын
Found you just searching and you put in the most work I've ever seen in asmr roleplay it's cool as hell
@joshbarnes5119 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t remember this Npc, must be a dlc lol
@jawlin7214 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah , Sir Parry Riposte. You can summon him after this chat.
@orpheus7069 3 жыл бұрын
@Erratum parry, riposte, parry, riposte, parry, riposte, strafe, strafe, strafe, backstab, repeat
@D_us_T 3 жыл бұрын
Erratum Huh, didnt know Gael looked like this....
@simondelisle9310 3 жыл бұрын
It has to be the best dlc ever
@thewaffleeater1221 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he's from the go the frick to sleep dlc
@bander960 3 жыл бұрын
"Parry, Riposte" Ah, he must be going up against Gwyn.
@raccoonofmotivation20 3 жыл бұрын
Or pontiff
@loiswolf9942 3 жыл бұрын
or gundyr
@oyfum2638 3 жыл бұрын
Or literally any other boss that can be parried
@dd-lv9ih 3 жыл бұрын
@@oyfum2638 or your mum
@oyfum2638 3 жыл бұрын
Leet Elite bold of you to assume you can parry a mom
@littletrashcan188 3 жыл бұрын
i love how you go out your way for your cosplays keep doing what you’re doing
@deusexaethera 3 жыл бұрын
"Ahh, my trusty dagger. I happened upon this...I forget where it was, where was I? I don't remember, but it's very nice. Apparently it belonged to a soldier named...or a Hollow, who knows...but it belonged to someone, for their name is right here: 'Stainless China'." LOL
@snapjlr6228 3 жыл бұрын
I love that he opened with “praise the sun”
@infamoushacker4chan883 3 жыл бұрын
_"Traveling undead practices his parry and riposte technique near the bonfire and reminisces of the many lands he's visited with the chosen undead visitor."_ -Circa 20,000 B.A.F _(colorized)_
@victoriancuddler 3 жыл бұрын
dude, this comment takes the cake, congrats
@norton_antivirus 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of sensations from this is immense, ER always makes the most of literally anything
@Valiantstorm551 2 жыл бұрын
Im tired of seeing your adverts.
@norton_antivirus 2 жыл бұрын
@@Valiantstorm551 and I'm tired of being told an opinion no one asked for
@bradenanderson5087 2 жыл бұрын
I thought I deleted you.
@VError 8 ай бұрын
I'm actually an opponent of all this ASMR shit, but this video made me relax. Especially the sounds of the fire and chain mail, and also the calm conversation of this man
@lugia525 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna know how he made the sign soapstones. They look spot on, it's so impressive.
@deaneireann4769 3 жыл бұрын
This guy's brilliant, he gets to bring his characters and acting skills to life through asmr... Amazing.
@lifemusic1980 3 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what you're talking about but it's so relaxing. The burning embers in the back ground are everything.
@michaelwalsh272 3 жыл бұрын
“Parry” “riposte” “parry” “riposte” “parry” “riposte” Gives me conniptions
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