Hannah Ware why are you e meat eater?

i eat meat because my body was redesigned to eat meat why would i deprive my body of nutrients it needs and craves?

I had a so-called "friend" cut all ties because I casually pointed out that humans evolved the big brain because of eating meat. Veganism should be named a religion because vegans believe in a big pile of bullshit too. The biggest crack-up of all time was on an episode of survivor when someone suggested they kill and eat one of the chickens provided, to which the loud-mouthed vegan ordered everyone to leave the chicken alone because it had a right to live too. Three days later - of course - she devoured that chicken hungrily just like everyone else. Hunger destroys fads and hypocrites, brings truth.

Jess those who run to the chicken because of hunger if vegan are scared of dying. Some of us are not afraid dying, no point we all have to go sometime. I see people who eat meat with all types of conditions, constantly in and out of hospital whereas I live among vegans who are 90+ and still kicking it with high levels of energy. I as a vegan has not been in any hospital with any conditions for 20+ years. In that amount of time I'm sure you have no idea of the number of times you've been in and out of it. You probably got mad cow disease already and don't even know it

don bongo nyah I dont eat meat and it's been years now, but people like you are the reason everyone else hate vegans and veganism. Mind your own business and stop judging people. Annoying as fuck

Hendrik Vanger animal never forgets,, dog, cat, elephant

Hendrik Vanger octopuses are very intelligent creatures. 🐙

Hendrik Vanger lies

Actually both are accepted, but technically it should really be octopi

Hendrik Vanger deadass got me crying....idek y. im just imagining that octopus waiting everyday for you yo come back

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He wasn't made into sushi yet

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Flat Tire crap, that was goodn't

XerxesTexasToast Ahs?

That's what i was thinking. it's a Close Encounter. aliens life forms

**said the octopus**

"until I could rule them all"

yeah it was probably scoping out the location to see if that's where the humans hung out and then watched them... maybe to see if they led him to food or even fed him. or maybe it really felt some form of gratitude and friendship who knows.

Soul King Brook lol

Soul King Brook u got me giggle

Soul King Brook lol

Soul King Brook lmao

Soul King Brook, lol

Wolver Derp :P 😂😂😂

Bro you are the best. I love your comment

Wolver Derp :P you are so silly

Wolver Derp :P 😂😂😂😂😂

Wolver Derp :P lol asking them if they have seen his wallet

Not intelligent enough to not get stranded.

human get stranded too

Sadman Hossain "Human get stranded too." Rofl. The irony.

SlicksGaming dude, chill. maybe his 's' button on the keyboard is wobbly. you are very fired up about weird things

glithchdraws If my comment looks like someone that is "fired up" then I would hate to see how you interact with people. You must be looking for safe spaces wherever you go.

maya. You all need to stop eating it

don bongo nyah people can eat whatevery they want you eat cows and chickens or if you are vegan then you still eat living things because plants are living

Derrick Dupre, all people eat is human fat because all food, animal or plant, is transferred to the fat cells before it is used. We all eat ourselves. We are all cannibals.

doggiesarus actually when you eat animals it is is turned into protein that turns into muscle

doggiesarus I'm praying ur a child.

Lmao..this was funnier than it should have been

Cathulhu* just saying thats correct not what you typed

bossBOOM 2060 wrong. You clearly don’t read lovecraft.

bossBoom, it will go easier for you if you get His name right before He returns. We shall all die in terrible agony, but some shall suffer longer.

I voted for Cthulhu

Top 5 saddest anime departings: The same but with the takoyaki ending.

Thats dark haha

@@nickkorkodylas5005 hahahahahaha

RoFlcopter ;)

neversaw so are birds

And tasty as well

Yeah right! That bug on my window also came to say hi last night...It loves me for not killing it with the news paper. Lol.

moosi2a a bug is not an octupus. You fucking dumbass

hhhk20 fucking hell you’re good at this.

I'm eating my calamari rings right now

@@rushbcykablyat1792 you are a dolboyob, mister

Valerio Fetillo we don't care

Same. I would not eat one either.

Same here. Just so wrong to eat them.

Cynthia T Agreed. Squids are fair game though, Calamari is the fucking best.

I understand your plight @Tony Bucks but a lot of animals that we eat are also smart. Pigs, cows, goats etc etc are often much more intelligent than people give them credit for.

Fascinating. How was that found out? Do you have the studies?

The French via Cousteau have done extensive research on them. Too bad so many humans cannot be so polite.

This is the first sophisticated comment chain that I've seen on KZfaq! And I agree, octopi are magnificent creatures.

Dog shit

Most certainly your tongue has passed over your dog doo doo. It is great for kids to see on the internet. ??

halfmonk Amazing comment thanks for the book

i want to read that!

Thank you. I will have to find this book.

Thank you for this. I'll search for this book

Crazy that they are related to snails...

Octopus: *living* Chinese: *It's free real estate*

But the old gods are from space. So I believe we are doomed.

Urrcreavesh yes, but he and the rest of the old gods are from space. So they are space faring. Meaning Mars would not protect us. Lol.

Deathsdoom Then we are doomed.

not if you believe your spirit is immortal. you can take on any form. don't fear death because it's not the end.

jeoux chmeoux I don't fear death tho. Not even if I'm in the last moments of it.

this comment makes 11 months seem like 11 years

Octopus don't live long; depending on the species, the lifespan can range from 6 months to 2. The Giant Pacific octopus may live up to 5 yrs but there's no conclusive evidence. Males die a few weeks after mating for the first time and females will lay eggs, protect them for around 5 months until they hatch and then dies very soon after.

if you had 8 tongues to move yourself around im sure you would have to be lol

Octopi actually have bilateral symmetry.

Anna, the word is 'octopuses' or 'octopods'. 'Octopi' is incorrect.

We would go with "octopuses," a perfectly legitimate English plural, and the oldest attested to. "Octopi" is also an acceptable choice, and one in wide use, but you run the risk of being informed that it's incorrect. Well-meaning people may tell you that -i is Latin plural, but "octopus" comes from the Greek. While this is true, the word in fact went from Greek to Latin, and only then to English. While the plural is irregular, it's hardly out of bounds. Those who don't like "octopi" sometimes suggest that the correct term is "octopodes." Nobody ever uses "octopodes" outside of arguments about the plural of "octopus." Nor should you. In short, stick with "octopuses" unless you really prefer the sound of "octopi."www.infoplease.com/askeds/plural-octopus Though octopodes isn't wrong if you're referring to the greek plural form of octopus.

www.heracliteanriver.com/?p=240 Octopuses is the most correct. This article is very interesting. Both octopi and octopodes are iffy at best.

Stew Bedazzle Or more slaps

but what about the poisonous beak.

IrisFilmProductions ...... *slaps 8 times*

More like more ways to latch on to you. This specific octopus species hunts by beaching itself and waiting for scavengers.. Some octopodes like squid are capable of complex emotion as apparent from their ability to change skin tone/hue from what they feel. This one is not that way... This species is entirely food oriented and has every other emotion turned off to settle for solitary like and effective cognitive function... It slowly floated off at first to see if they would leave so it could go back to hunting in that spot or if it had to leave. It reached out to touch them because most octopodes taste from their tentacles, as well as it could've been assessing risk/reward for an attack in an effort to get food. When it saw the being it touched was much larger and after tasting, it left. It's that simple...

6 arms*

While a nice pun, this joke would be better regarding a squid or cuttlefish, which have 10 appendages! Sorry to be a killjoy lol Here's one: What do you call a cephalopod at a concert? A rocktopus

PangoPixel you killed the mood

You killed the joke my friend it was 8 not 10

Octopuses don't even have tentacles anyway, which are characterized as appendages that only have suckers at the ends that are barbed for hunting, possessed by squids and cuttlefish. Octopuses have 8 arms. The more you know, and the more I'm ruining this joke XD

pls no

water in Florida and Mexico is that clear so is New Zealand

And so wet :•]

Nake Fatty, yep that's water. Wet. Lmao

That's usually how it works.

Анастасия Макеева Then, look at the River Thames in London. Pretty trash..

Same with pigs believe it or not.

@@23kim A small price to pay for bacon!

@@23kim thats why im a vegan! most animals can be friendly/trained 2 be a companion (some, using cat litters etc) (and even cows you can see them play ball with kids at sanctuaries..and even chickens)..animals are for the other animals of pray that hunts them and eat them raw to eat.. not for the "industrial" farming & the live transport & slaughter? then cooking which makes it a compacting constipating causing colon-cancer food!..the industry? a nightmare if you see it..and if you are a sensitive person...then you go vegan where we have 1000 s of plants fruit, legumes and seeds and products made with them..plant based as they say today..items 2 eat ...more variety than cadavers of animals in decomposition...which is what they are..they stink..only when u cook it and cover up wth spices etc...but WILL stink after 2 days out of the fridge and in the fridge will stink after more days even in freezer...cuz theyr cadavers...slices, pieces, but of cadavers in decomposition...which will cuz havoc in your body thru 3000 diseases not found among animals who eat the food they were meant to eat? even this virus came from confining wild animals on top of each other but they dont want to explain THAT..in China they eat ANY animal...and all animals...cuz of POVERTY...communism...go vegan! wash the vegetables by soaking them..it's easy..also GROW vegs when u can in a balcony small yard...whatever...buy seeds!

Mas Medi Homo sapeiens are and always have been omnivores, our ancestors were hunter gatherers for hundreds of thousands of years. Evidence for this is that we have eyes facing forwards, indicating that we are a predator species. Our digestive system and body is not optimized for getting nutrients from plant based foods, fruit and some fungi are the exception. In fact the vast majority of plant based foods we enjoy today are only recently available as they were genetically engineered over thousands of years. Don't believe me, look up brassica oleracea. Furthermore, there are 6 eccental nutrients that only exist/ are bioavailable for humans that you can't get from plants. Not to mention that getting all of your energy from carbohydrates as opposed to fats and proteins cause health problems. I think that the only way to stop anmial suffering from human consumption is lab grown meats. They are theoretically much more efficient to produce and can be tailor made to maximize taste, texture, and Healthynes. I think future humans will look at how we produce meat and think of how barbaric it was, much like how we view the concept of slavery today.

Spelling is a talent you have not achieved

That's awesome!

Ronnie Boucher the sarcasm is real

El Sito you don't seem to know what sarcasm is

Ronnie Boucher no they aren’t telepathic just very intelligent. They are smarter then dogs or cats

MattVideo Productions if they smarter than dog why police dont use them instead of dogs?

ZsT - Klub cthulhu you uncultured swine

Gordon Ramsay Lol right

southpark :D

Cthulhu has no idea where you’re getting the octopus and tentacle thing from... nothing to do with either.... js

Gordon, I have seen seen you cook one

bobiboulon Thats insane if you think about it.

Very well written, actually.

Hello Mr. octopus Greetings from Iraq !

Hahaha! Great!!

bobiboulon 😂😂😂

Tasty too!

Im antmaQ FR every animal? Overstate much?

Wait till you see your own face, youll never think all animals are cute again

Im antmaQ FR have you seen a fly up close? Or a spider? Or look up a tylosaurus, don't worry their long extinct

Im antmaQ FR blobfish too? ;D

Bioluminescent Pajamas +10 seconds water breathing

B... But.. Sushi is good too

im eating calamary today

Yeah eat humans instead there's wayy too many and its damaging the planet and other natural life

Peach Dreams ew wtf.

yes, eat human, i agree.

Mackeria na 😂😂😂

Lmfao

*No one need to know*

Damn I should of known

Lmaoo i was gonna write the same comment till i saw this 😂

Very true and if prepared properly, a fine dish indeed.

They are smart and beautiful but they are definitely not very loving, their brains don't have a social cortex but their brains are incredibly capable at cognitive tasks in fact they often score higher on modified cognitive tests than humans but they use it to coexist with the environment as opposed to changing it like we do. This octopus was hunting these people after they ruined it's hunt the previous day which is hilarious and awesome but definitely not loving if you ask me. lol They're just lucky they didn't let it touch them too much because it would have bitten the shit out of them with a rather nasty beak, or worse, that's how this species hunts and they can tend to be quite conniving and aggressive.

David Bennett hahahahahhahahahahahhaha!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂

This nothing to do with anything 😭 but you’re rlly cute ! :)

He did. I felt sorry for the octopus when that happened

RiesRexenge she sliding of her chair here

Maranwe Please please film them and post it! We mustn't miss that!!! These adorable creatures are all expressions of the same Miracle of Love that is Life, which holds us all in this grand Universe. Thank you!

Maranwe PLEASE

Maranwe you've got to be really careful with snails around your cat and where it eats. The snails can carry lungworm which is deadly to the cat if they are infected.

Of course they have notion of time. through operant conditioning you can reinforce the behaviors in almost all animals. The future behavior of an animal can be observed whenever this behavior is preceded by an antecedent stimulus. To deepen the subject, you can check the operant conditioning introduced by B. F. Skinner.

if they're like the sea snail I keep in my fishtank, they just have an extremely good sense of smell.

Touching story but wouldn't the mid 19th century make you approximately 170 yrs. old?

Perhaps you meant in the mid 90's ?

Are you sure your dad didn't find the fountain of youth?

I think he meant his Dad is the Octopuss. Octodad, if you will

Nice try at centuries, 20th is what you were looking for.

The Red Pill Sniper creepy just from a human point of view.

Next day octi grow up and attacked adorable innocent baby sharks...

Kyle Lambing yep that was pretty mean 😕

We just didn't know what kind of octopus it was and if he was dangerous to humans..

Helena reasonable. Only the tiny Blue Ringed Octopus is proven as dangerous, but, yeah... poking random creatures isn't the safest thing haha.

Andre P ... Especially in the sea. I would have been right up there and stuff hanging out with it. This was super cool. It's not everyday you make friends with an octopus.

Helena perhaps I would be scared too if I didnt know anything about Octopuses but logically speaking he was trying to thank you, no way he would attack you.

Google octopuses escaping jars, lanterns etc.; those experiments were devised after the biologists in a lab installed a camera to see why the fish in their tanks dissapeared overnight, and filmed the octopus in another tank unlock the separating hatches, getting into the other tanks to feast, then going back to its tank and locking all the hatches behind it. And the camouflage of octopuses is consciously made, they can change colors to blend in the environment or disguise themselves as, for instance, coconuts fallen on the ocean floor.

@@chattywalrus8485 thanks for that. They certainly are amazingly intelligent creatures.

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they may be more intelligent than dogs they can solve some logical problems Octopuses are smarter than we actually know

Actually, Octopi are smarter than many primates, the only thing really hampering them is their short lifespan. It's very possible to imagine a world where they eventually evolved into the dominant species, especially due to their admittedly remarkable potential traversing land, even fi they still drown in air.

0 Ether I'd say primates are the less intelligent one

FAH Holliday there was a show many years ago called The Future is Wild. In an episode they envision a world in which cephalopods became the dominant species. You should try and find it.

they are smarter for sure

well if that octopus is starting to see humans as allies we better bomb China again and make sure the yellow skin som are extinct quickly... you know... they eat and kill everything

+HupfDole87 They basically gave him a death sentence. Next time he'll be like "oh a human, hello to you my good fr..." *gets skewered with a spear* "

so by saving its life they gave it the death sentence.. sth there doesnt add up..

he means that if the octopus trusts a fishermen or something it will probably end up into a takoyaki.

I understood that. But it is rather stupid and rude to write that THEY gave it the death sentence cause they fuckin saved its live. They did sth good. Saying that they are responsible for its future death is really unpleasant. what should they have done? rescue it and then beat it with a stick? With his logic you condemn every single creature on this planet to which you are nice to. Its like saying that you gave a stranger a death sentence when you are nice to him or her, cause he or she could get abducted and killed by another stranger. Genuine kindness shouldn be thanked with "you gave him, her, it a death sentence". Another point he missed is that a possible hunter could consider not hunting that particular octopus, cause of its genuine and rare behaviour.

If that joke is originally yours, i applaud you

Ercan Yeşiltaş that's nice of you, thanks:).

Thomas Conway so true

The plural of "octopuss" is "Octopi"..not Pusses lol

Thomas Conway our greatest flaw as a species is assuming that were the only one capable of sentient thoughts and self awareness ..All living things are connected maybe not by language but by emotion ,you can read intent through reading emotions ..In this way communication between species is possible

And they make delecious meals too.

Thomas Conway God allowed us to eat but wants us to understand that we shouldn't... the only thing that we should eat are the fruits...

Water 'Beatles'🎶 😉

311CoolGuy the octopus emoji has six arms.

Liam Manion Yeah, that's racism! Err... octopusism! Whatever!

You'd have actually demonstrate gratitude on the part of the octopus. This video, while adorable, does no such thing.

I never understood why some People do that. There is much to learn from the Animals. Just got to know where to look >~>

Even if they weren't rational they are our equals and should be treated as such

Intelligence is just the evolutionary trait we rely on to our survival. Is in no way more valuable that resilience, strenght, speed or any other trait that other species focused on. Just because we are smarter does not mean we own them.

29maurice Dolphins are questionable of being sentient, and octopus are considered to be fairly smart for what they are

latinoheatariel that octopus looks delicious

😋

latinoheatariel I hear you👍

kassim shoaibi never had I eaten octopus and never will 😎

kassim shoaibi your soul is fucking delicious too.

Hmmmm...think you're on to something. Lol.

Funny you should say illuminati - look into it, there's actually an 'Octopus' organisation, not just the one in James Bond. A journalist was researching and investigating it and was going to expose it but ended up dead - suicide... This was back in the '80s, '90s.

Maybe those humans didn't have the right appetite for octopus.... I would've grabbed him up and started thinking about how tasty grilled octopus can be :3

octopi are smarter than dogs.

Sabrina Foster So are you foxy lady

Sabrina Foster not as beautiful as you though

Lmao y'all desperate as hell hitting up a chick in a KZfaq comments section

Levi Ackerman whether you meet her online or in person it's still the same gottdam person moron

Lee Jizzle I do suppose I'm homosexual for blatantly stating the obvious... never knew it until just now, though.

MrFang333333 like in 2010 world cup. I remember, it picked Germany over Argentina in de quarterfinals, n Spain over Netherlands in the finals

forget about that shit, that was random picking -it coudnt predict the future...

Ah, Good times

he got them all correct , odds about 800 billion to one , not so dumb after all .

1sosalini idiot, the odds of getting them right are about a quarter. Do your maths

Hacking Turtle Well, if you can't manage to use the correct word, then I truly feel the octopus is more intelligent than you and your friends. ^-^

*all

Hacking Turtle and way more intelligent than Donald Trump

Angel Huerta...........dude, who the f*ck cares about grammar in the god-damn youtube comment section?? Also pretty sure once the comment is past a month old, just move on, save your "amazing" grammatically correct "burn" for someone who at least remembers writing their damn comment, you tool.. I'd tell you to just stop being such a loser, but you did just send a 2 month old comment, one of the dumbest, most cliched douche responses ever............................ So clearly common sense isn't an option with you.......

Quite brutal and offensive are you not? Join radical Islam.

kaaimea mckee lmfao

kaaimea mckee i like shrooms to.

nice one

Chance Just lmao

kaaimea mckee I've had the same experience as you I gave water to a bird and had a friend put it in shady spot at my place it came really close to me and I knew that it was thanking me for the water and putting it in the shade so that it would recovery from dehydration I am not even lying or tripping

No, they're not

brin3535 This makes comment makes a pretty good example tbh X)

The Translator look at you and your name calling. you're such a nasty atrocious monster. and a hypocrite.....

bait_01 yeah, other creatures fight but not as violently as we humans do, they have teeth and claws if they fight, we have more then enough nuclear bombs to kill everything on earth when we fight, petty gang fights are nothing compared to what humans will do purely in spite of each other

Humans kill each other and everyother animal in the least violent way than all other animals

Emre MUTLU LMAO 😂😂😂

Emre MUTLU a pet human?!!! Wtf

Have you seen that little arm hanging around? *Schoking NEWS!* that is not an arm!!! You have Octopusified!!!

Are you human or an octopus??

Su V he *sounded like an octopus...*