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@agashi3368 жыл бұрын
No matter what... Zevran WILL be paid for this.
@rngrtt36893 жыл бұрын
We are not here to discuss such matter, I was told I would be paid *upon delivery* and I won't leave until I get paid.
@prostheticballerina2 жыл бұрын
Zevran is the only one to show up with like 5 gold at the end.
@tinyguy1015 Жыл бұрын
@@prostheticballerina total legend
@AndDrewastakenАй бұрын
NO MATTER WHAT!
@GenericUsername-qp1ww8 жыл бұрын
Zevran: we may be rescuing the Warden but I WILL be getting some money from this.
@BlackLegion126217 жыл бұрын
Antivans....
@ChristophelusPulps7 жыл бұрын
Zevran's gotta eat.
@georgeblair38944 жыл бұрын
Priorities
@mzytryck9 жыл бұрын
11:37 "I'm a giant with a war dog. Either I am making a delivery, or I am besieging your fort. Hope for the former." Gotta love Sten.
@hunternichols94634 жыл бұрын
Must I point out the obvious I'm a Giant man with a War Dog either let me in or get someone who will
@hunterb8910 жыл бұрын
Zevran is the best... Keeps harassing them about payment... LOL
@jamesmccarthy96210 жыл бұрын
Zevran is nearly always the best (:
@ShefSale2110 жыл бұрын
Zevran and Oghren are the most awesome duo ever, i hope we see them in Inquisition :)
@aaron75fy10 жыл бұрын
ShefSale21 after the mess up in ME3 my faith in bioware is limited
@hunterb8910 жыл бұрын
After the fall of Activision's gaming pride, I have limited faith in the whole gaming industry... With the way things are going, in 5-10 years... It will be like 1983 all over again...
@jamesmeiklejohn-williams764110 жыл бұрын
Aaron Page Your problem with ME3 is it's ending, no? Surely you found something to enjoy? Besides, what happened with ME3's ending was no fault of Bioware, but of EA, their publisher/owners. EA says jump, Bioware have no choice but to ask how high. EA says make an ending a large number of people will hate, Bioware must ask how many people. Bioware still cares about players; EA cares about money.
@Hillthugsta9 жыл бұрын
''Im a giant with a war dog either im delivering a hound or besieging your fort. "Hope for the former.'' "It kills on command. Would you like a demonstration." Sten doesn't even try. LOL
@nicolesong61994 жыл бұрын
He's wonderfully deadpan. Again, I keep saying, perfect romance target. If only qun mating weren't so violent.... unless he lied about that.
@sandrols73 жыл бұрын
Sten's Strategy: Intimidate so much, that the enemy just hopes you are lying about wanting to kill them. #flawless!
@LS-jv9hp2 жыл бұрын
@@nicolesong6199 considering what Dorians into I think Sten was lying or he's a real freak.
@Silvanfan8 жыл бұрын
Sten: ... Shale: *sigh* Sten: Now is hardly the time for levity. Sten is so precious!!!
@River-pg1uk3 жыл бұрын
Incredible moment
@SiNCry02 жыл бұрын
:D
@lendial9 жыл бұрын
[disgusted noise] Cassandra greatly approves
@gerardopadillavillarreal61542 жыл бұрын
Cassandra needs to meet Shale
@phaedrustaylor94335 жыл бұрын
I love Sten. He’s hilarious. “You’re a dog trainer...?” “I have a dog. What more do you want...?”
@elcaballerodwemer5842 жыл бұрын
He must be by far the less used to "act" to fulfill a goal. Even Morrigan had better social interactions than he. Which make's his answers the funiest of all.
@mykagray8014 Жыл бұрын
@@elcaballerodwemer584 morrigans easily the best companion in terms of social interaction. Are you nuts?
@trashtv61385 жыл бұрын
"Obviously you didn't hear Eamons other plans. This was genius by comparison" omfg Morrigans sass is EVERYTHING!!!
@elcaballerodwemer5842 жыл бұрын
I can actually imagine a bit of those planes: A) Send Morrigan dressed in a chantry's attire (it's gold I tell you), B) Send Alistair unmasked so he can be recognized and arrested at once and C) Send Teagan dressed as a templar asking for an apostate he must confirm (for a mage warden of course)
@suigintou1fan9 жыл бұрын
i love how zevran keeps bringing up payment lmao
@elcaballerodwemer5842 жыл бұрын
He's probably the most used to "act" among the warden companions. He's probably just being natural in asking for payment
@Neko1412122 жыл бұрын
Zevran's answers are even more hilarious if he's the Warden's romance. "You think it's enough that I'm here to save the person I love?! NO! I. WILL. GET. PAID!" Aw, that's the man I love
@Inddesign2 жыл бұрын
I had no idea Zevran says that! I must replay for sure, thanks for the Info! (i usually defeat ser Cauthrien)
@Neko1412122 жыл бұрын
@@Inddesign oh, no, he doesn't say that directly xD I'm talking about how his words are perceived. Like, he's coming to save you, his love, but god damn it, he WILL make money on it in the process xD
@nitehawk868 жыл бұрын
"... and now I'm talking to an animal. I've been in this country too long."
@vypernight3 жыл бұрын
Considering he lost a wrestling match to a roast, by submission, I think talking to a dog is the least of his worries.
@Enterprise-D6663 жыл бұрын
When is this scene in the video anyway? Or is it in a different one?
@kathryncampbell44322 жыл бұрын
It’s at 12:00.
@badassgregory5 жыл бұрын
Zevran still wants that damn payment till this day.
@Gguyrules4 жыл бұрын
The life of an assassin.
@elcaballerodwemer5842 жыл бұрын
If you remember what he say when you met him he's not even payed for the assassinates, the crow's are payed for it. He's a very poor rat, his own words
@Keledria8 жыл бұрын
"tis time for rampant slaughter then" Gotta love morrigan.
@jackskellingtonsora8 жыл бұрын
"Maric pees on one of the guards" That is the most hilarious sentence ever after reading the books.
@Linda-cc2ts2 жыл бұрын
And after reading the books, I think Maric would have also find it hilarious 😂
@Pyxis10 Жыл бұрын
Oh maker, the king _PEED_ on me!
@ammiegough79669 жыл бұрын
I think Zevran just wanted to get paid XD
@Auron127865 жыл бұрын
Zevran talking to the captain is funny because it’s basically the voiceactor talking to himself
@Gguyrules4 жыл бұрын
Really? I had no idea.
@elcaballerodwemer5842 жыл бұрын
@@Gguyrules Dark Souls had very dark secrets Indeed
@astrius41252 жыл бұрын
After all these years, i've just realized
@californiansniper21332 жыл бұрын
What noooooo they’re different voice actors they have to be
@harriereaper13 жыл бұрын
"Oh dear. If he dies, I still expect to be paid for this delivery." Typical Zev!
@ratemal77487 жыл бұрын
I wonder, can you have Shale and dog go rescue you? That would be really interesting. "You're a dog trainer?" "Of course, never seen a golem who trains dogs?"
@jhaycraft39804 жыл бұрын
"With this thing, the vermin of the sky shall never again bother this fort."
@GoddoDoggo3 жыл бұрын
I know your question is three years old, but you can't even select Shale as a rescuer in the actual game. These Shale cutscenes are only available through modding unused scenes and dialogue from the game files back in. And no, there is no dialogue for Shale and Dog paired, unfortunately.
@Mazsi12012 жыл бұрын
@@GoddoDoggo I am pretty sure this is inacurate
@ecvjtv27782 жыл бұрын
@@Mazsi1201 I actually think he's right. Shale has always been unavailabe in my playthroughs for this particular part
@t.a4141 Жыл бұрын
@@ecvjtv2778 they made her a DLC but forgot to add her here
@CorrineAri10 жыл бұрын
lol. I love how Zev's the only one demanding money. XD
@elcaballerodwemer5842 жыл бұрын
He's so natural on it
@RandomGarryGaming11 жыл бұрын
Zevran is brilliant, lol. His demanding behaviour makes him sound genuine.
@armdaggerblade7 жыл бұрын
sten: it kills on command. would you like a demonstration? seriously, this is among the reason i love DA:O companions so much than the other two installations
@AnnoyingAsianWitch5 жыл бұрын
I agree. I miss the sass and absurdity. Unfortunately the 2 later games suffer a little due to losing most of DAO's main writers.
@s-e-e-k-i-n-g3 жыл бұрын
@@AnnoyingAsianWitch with da4 coming soon, this keeps me up at night more than ever before
@matthewgaviola88852 жыл бұрын
@@s-e-e-k-i-n-g and with Bioware hemorrhaging senior staff and talent these last couple of years. There is much to be worried for over this game and Mass Effect’s future. So far the only really good news I’ve heard is that EA is forcing them to use a newer game engine.
@Stabitty10 жыл бұрын
"Im a giant with a war dog, either im delivering a hound or besieging your fort" OMG Sten really? :DDD And Leliana with mabari was so cute
@sailtheplains8 жыл бұрын
Morrigan is hilarious. She is queen of the verbal bitchslap. And I love how Dog adores her. Zevran. You are the best. STEN. OMG STAHP. Hahahahaha
@markervine18557 жыл бұрын
sailtheplains I mean have you SEEN sten's quips? he's the god of verbal bitchslapping and oghren too damn!
@dragonheart12362 жыл бұрын
@@markervine1855 sten is the king of verbal punches to the face
@ysucae11 жыл бұрын
I love how the dog is just the fucking best at bullshitting everyone. I love him so much.
@perro7047 Жыл бұрын
He's better at bullshitting than any of the companions, it's hilarious 🤣🤣
@HEBEGOOBY10 жыл бұрын
Lmao at the awkward silence between Sten and Shale!
@Goblinio1687 жыл бұрын
Daniel Dracovox Now is hardly the time for levity.
@ivancortez68217 жыл бұрын
Zevran: The greedy courier actor.
@mercurialsilver56885 жыл бұрын
Ivan Cortez He deserves his own game.
@tylerv54134 жыл бұрын
I don’t think he’s acting lmao
@Jarino5078 жыл бұрын
All of Shale's sighing is priceless
@LatisARG10 жыл бұрын
"i'am a MAN IMPATIENT MAN WITH A WAR DOG" EPIC
@Hillthugsta9 жыл бұрын
Why would anyone argue with that is beyond me.
@LatisARG9 жыл бұрын
jinxfire Because is FUNNY? buy some sense of hummor
@persephonealmana26318 жыл бұрын
Shale was not happy to be part the plan and I love how she questioned morrigan of how she thought of the plan. The Zevran and Oghren plot was funny too. "I'm the pretty one." - Oghren XD
@AwesomesauceSebby110 жыл бұрын
"its a weapon, dear, it does what weapons do." "i'll just go to the king, tell him that Ferelden would rather let hundreds of it's men die rather than keep accurate paperwork." "tis time for rampant slaughter then." "look, they told me to bring him here, so i brought him. i can stand here all day if i have to. him, on the other hand...ever seen a mabari get bored?" god i love dragon age
@Connor.SG-1Ring4 жыл бұрын
2:00 Sending in Sten and Shale. Two of the most stealthy and inconspicuous members in the party.
@VenomQuill7 жыл бұрын
"It kills on command. Would you like a demonstration?" I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH!
@TheBronf7 жыл бұрын
all dragon age games have fantastic characters. its there best thing about them.
@VenomQuill7 жыл бұрын
TheBronf It's one of the reasons why I fell in love with this game.
@SkyAlbaharu9 жыл бұрын
I love how Zevran always ask for money on this mission
@helioskitty93289 жыл бұрын
That guard just stands there so nonchalantly while getting peed on and only gets annoyed after it's done XD
@SJL63925 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. Just try to act nonchalant. " Leliana sweetheart you're talking to a dog. 😂
@month323 жыл бұрын
And the dog is not the dumbest part of the party... That has been firmly established.
@limitess95392 жыл бұрын
mabari understand human language
@OroborusFMA10 жыл бұрын
"It is time for rampant slaughter then." Ah, Morrigan, I miss you much lol.
@diavolette13 жыл бұрын
Dog: *whines* Alistair: 'that's what I was thinking too.' LOLOL ♥
@binah77443 жыл бұрын
Man I wish there were more quests like this in DA2 and DAI. Like imagine Sera and Vivienne trying to break you out of jail
@caracol80405 ай бұрын
i'd die to see sera and iron bull varic and cassandra dorian and cullen leliana and josephine solas and cole
@bg3929Z7 жыл бұрын
Note to self: NEVER have Morrigan attempt to go under cover for me...
@deonk86657 жыл бұрын
bg3929Z she's actually really nice if you get on her good side I just started playing yesterday and I gave her all the gifts that I found in lothering and Ostagar and now we're close but I'm only egging on her good side so she doesn't leave me at the end and also cause she's powerful and probably the strongest Mage on my team
@bg3929Z7 жыл бұрын
it's not her frienship I'm questioning, but her inability to reel in the sarcasm for like, five seconds... Dead giveaway.
@OroborusFMA6 жыл бұрын
Morrigan bathes in sarcasm. Not going to get it off her lol.
@Levsa3994 жыл бұрын
Something doesn’t go exactly as planned: “‘Tis time for rampant slaughter then.”
@JackHarlowComboMeal11 жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of all the sighing Shale's doing. She's so done with everyone's shit.
@AzureSkyCiel10 жыл бұрын
It's amazing what a poor liar Morrigan is. Guess she's not used to having to do more than bat her eyelashes.
@AmellsGrace10 жыл бұрын
Actually she can't lie when paired with leliana/wynne/dog otherwise I think she can lie through all of them. Leliana by the way can lie through all 3 check points, considering lieing was her job.
@jaredc3047 жыл бұрын
"What in the name of Andraste's holy knickers is THAT thing?" LOL!
@ashez2ashes7 жыл бұрын
I didn't even realize Alistair could not be captured with you. lol
@TheElvenEyes12 жыл бұрын
'I'm a large, impatient man with a war dog!' Oh Gosh, gotta love Sten!
@VRichardsn5 жыл бұрын
5:10 Nice job there, Oghren! King Cailan has been dead for quite some time.
@venomquill3084 жыл бұрын
Not one guard blinked an eye at that, either. Lol
@entertheunknown35543 жыл бұрын
And the dwarves have kept their doors closed to all visitors
@yobachidu6452 Жыл бұрын
I mean. I wouldn't say no to a giant rock that says knock knock jokes Anything said before that is easily forgotten xD
@wesleyfilms5 жыл бұрын
A pretty accurate representation of how my tabletop group does a rescue mission.
@Clothy2211 жыл бұрын
Who would think that they would all be such good golem salesmen.
@thomaskemp9336 жыл бұрын
I pity those guards, I can imagine all of these scenes taking place in the same and every guard has just given up by the time the mabari arrives
@Reaper8160411 жыл бұрын
"It kills on command. Would you like a demonstration?" Oh Sten, you are one of the best characters ever.
Oghren and Sten have the best lines on this rescue mission. XD
@kitkaboo4 жыл бұрын
"I hope this works..." (Whines) "That's what I was thinking too." (Bark!)
@RogueIRL237 жыл бұрын
Outwitted by Alistar.... poor guard.
@victoriasharpe16615 жыл бұрын
LOL Zevran sure wants to be paid doesn’t he. Sten is the best though, especially when he says ‘and now am talking to an animal. I’ve been in this country too long’ haha
@Delsanar10 жыл бұрын
The dog is best. Peeing on the guard.
@blazegraves10 жыл бұрын
Why is it that dwarven companions make the best story tellers... they could definitely make a bard dwarf lol
@RainbowEssence-c3w7 жыл бұрын
Zevran with Shale is the best, ahahaha! Sten is also pretty hilarious, especially with dog, haha. I wish they did a similar thing for DA2, it'd be so funny to see Varric bluff his way past all the guards!
@Levsa3994 жыл бұрын
Pie Pierrot
@nemesisuprising11 жыл бұрын
"Now that wont do at all.." "Men were under attack!" ...lol wut?
@MaskofPoesy8 жыл бұрын
Looks fabulous* I can't eat tonight if I don't get paid.
@saltedbuttercups5 жыл бұрын
This quest was the single best part of the entire DA series.
@gormantruart31389 ай бұрын
Sten and Hound killed it :'D "I'm a large impatient man with a wardog."
@assassain04258 жыл бұрын
the best moments ever right here
@kingnapoleon110 жыл бұрын
I love Morrigan's sarcastic comments
@TheTriad00111 жыл бұрын
My favorite is oghren and shale. That was classic. XD Soldier: "You don't say...What's it do?" Oghren: "It tells knock-knock jokes and entertains the kids at parties. What do you think it does, stretch? It's a giant, walking rock!" Omfg I damn near died that was funny. Oghren RULES!
@AllanbelongswithCaro12 жыл бұрын
Morrigan with the dog=PRICELESS.
@ginkiba311 жыл бұрын
"'Tis time for rampant slaughter, then." Morrigan you wound me XD
@vico.martini10 жыл бұрын
8:35 OMG Leliana! That was so sweet :3
@kunoichiandrea11 жыл бұрын
I love how throughout all the long dialogues of the party members all shale says is "uughh"
@kaylaposey76165 жыл бұрын
It's always worth skipping the Cauthrien fight for this! :D I can't believe I missed out on it on my very first playthrough.
@weiirdOzdotFU5 жыл бұрын
Morrigan and Zevran doing this was iconic
@Knucells11 жыл бұрын
"I didn't hear anything about any... walking statues being delivered" Heh, that's ingrained in my mind now.
@WegWerFee11 жыл бұрын
I love how Zevran always try to get paid :D
@curtismetcalf55311 жыл бұрын
Alistair is the best sales man ever of all time
@deonk86658 жыл бұрын
When leliana was talking to the dog like that lucky morrihon wasn't there she woudl of been making fun of leliana lol
@clairem86211 жыл бұрын
Leliana's hilarious.
@KodasGarden2 жыл бұрын
This quest is a fever dream and kinda the best quest in any game ever
@MoostachedSaiyanPrince4 жыл бұрын
I kinda hope that Zevran actually was told by Alistair and the rest of the party that he would be paid for delivering Shale to the fort, and he fell for it.
@KaiSaeren5 жыл бұрын
Tis time for rampant slaughter then :D Holy crap that cracked me up so hard :D The writing for Dragon Age Origins never ceases to amaze :D
@IgorPrototype9011 жыл бұрын
Oghren FTW "What do you think it does strech? ITS A GIANT WALKING ROCK!"
@vonVince11 жыл бұрын
Oh, dear - I never even thought about selecting Shale as one of the rescuers!
@elcaballerodwemer5842 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one who ABSOLUTLY LOVES (and even pay If I was asked for) to see MORRIGAN POSSING LIKE A CHANTRY SISTER, PURE GOLD I TELL YOU
@Andruzzz666Metal11 жыл бұрын
It's all about the payment, Zevran, its all about the payment...
@simranwhitham30759 жыл бұрын
Zevran, Oghren, Sten and the Dogs rescuing banter is the best they get me everytime.
@jimmym33525 жыл бұрын
Don't even have the game installed atm, not sure why. This game holds a special place in my heart. And these scenes are the funniest in the game. Never get tired of watching youtube videos whenever I miss my favorite fantasy rpg.
@rngrtt36893 жыл бұрын
"WELL fine I'll take it back to Orzammar, tell the king that Ferelden will let hundreds of its men die rather than keep accurate paperwork..." Speech : 100
@caitlinparker24411 жыл бұрын
Oh, Sten. Always so charming
@Nikolaj115 жыл бұрын
[Conversational Barking]
@GothMermaidGamer2 жыл бұрын
It's so awesome seeing them all interact with one another 😁
@jefthereaper9 жыл бұрын
meanwhile I just broke out, killing everyone in my path as I had no idea what I was doing anyways XD
@avyatorsaurus4 жыл бұрын
Other Companions: *bluffs elaborately* Oghren: WHAT KIND OF NUG-LOVER--
@elcaballerodwemer5842 жыл бұрын
I am surprised by how good Sten is able to keep the facade and even improvise on himself. He's quite an actor, do you know?
@K_B_310 жыл бұрын
Zevran talking to himself... weird.
@Gguyrules4 жыл бұрын
Most people talk to their dogs. And...other people's dogs.
@charcharrockzxboxpc31644 жыл бұрын
@@Gguyrules No, they mean the voice actor who voices Zevran also voices the captain.
@JBQQ4U2 жыл бұрын
Jeez, here I am commenting 10 years later. Love it, thank you.
@mgeldarion588 жыл бұрын
2:12 Shale has crush on Sten? O_O
@Cx101101004 жыл бұрын
Sten is best "It kills on command...would you like a demonstration"