So... this person tried to bribe you to get himself unbanned from a Minecraft server and claims to 1. Be a samurai 2. Has gotten banned on Minecraft for hacking 3. Use Myspace

He's a samurai, mathematician, biologist, physicist, uses myspace and his cousin works at walmart. He's the ultimate lifeform.

Huh, so Article 13 discriminates against samurai too

Brilliant, staff guidelines leaked, you are not a real samurai, (as stated in section 2, paragraph 4, check it)

Even tho he’s clearly joking, this is still great.

Video meaning: Don't hack on servers, while being a samurai and using Myspace.

Bro you can't hit your keyboard 3 times to type 2 sentences. That's cheating.

3:11 who else read the entire thing?

Am I stupid for just realising that the numbers in Section 13 Paragraph 37 say "1337" as in leet? 3:11

Good vid Linehead. Keep up the great work!

"So, kids, what do we learn today?" "Linehead have 2 cats!" "Very good kids!"

lmfao I can't stop laughing

How is this guy NOT at 50k yet??? He so deserves it!!!

Wait, something seems off here... Watchdog bans cheaters?

Samurai who uses MySpace and does calculus and sciences. Dang.

This is the best Minecraft video ever

Please do more of these types of videos!!

First video of yours I saw. Subbed immediately. This is great.

Samurai who knows kung-fu... Kung-fu is a Chinese martial arts system. The real Samurai would probably know Iaido, judo, aikido, kenjutsu etc. You know... JAPANESE MARTIAL ARTS

I didn't expect this video to be what it was. But now, I cannot think for it to be something else.

When you said you were going to make a video out of this, this was not what I was thinking. This was hilarious.

Wow your editing skills are so good, keep it up :D

That skyclash lobby gives me the memories

I haven't use MySpace in ages, I thought it was dead. Also, that was an amazing way to tell that guy no.

MAN I LOVE YOU. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH YOU HELPED ME WITH EVERYTHING.

Dude my first time watching your video and I LOVE IT

Hey linehead thank you for respoding to my forum message and helping me realise what to do to work to helper!

that has to be the best ban appeal reply ever

This gave me a good chuckle, good job! :D

I've never watched a better KZfaq video, keep up the great work

What with the mic in the ending part lmao 3:20

I don't watch your vids that often but last night I had a dream I met you at like a hypixel convention irl

Close call we nearly fall for that briber...

simon adds that to the guide lines

i was somewhat hoping at the end he'd say "just remember to....... buy this merch"

now this is what you call quality content

I would love to see the guidelines on ninjas

You know that if a samurai warrior failed to uphold his honor he could regain it by performing seppuku (ritual suicide), where the samurai literary cuts his stomach open and is a painful way to die. So... that dude has some problems to regain his honor....

Oh my god almost died from laughter subbing right away

LINEHEAD! What was that music I love it

*The content is still improving*

he’s in the skyclash lobby

Ah yes who couldve forgotten that rule that if a samurai writes a ban appeal and uses myspace or a hacked client, you have to remove their samurai licence

If I got banned and you responded to my ban appeal with what you did here I would laugh so hard, it was hilarious

I like to fly back in build battle

how many time it tae for getting a answer from u or other modo or admin? thx ;) nice video btw

For some random reason this video was super funny and I loved it lmao

I was banned 3years ago and didn't know how to make an unban appeal now I did an appeal 6month's ago. But didn't get a response. Now I am trying to appeal again but it's telling me: You cant appeal again what can I do please because staff didn't see my appeal.

KZfaq or Helper Can helper do nick?

Skyclash lobby brings me back... Rip Skyclash :(

my brother got banned when we were playing together and we dont know why, and when i contacted some mods they said they cant do anything about it because the appeal was denied. They say he had macros but we were playing in the same room and definitely werent using macros.

now i want to learn to be a samurai and use myspace

1:57 it looks like the boots and the sky lash in the background is sky_lash cuz the boots

This was uploaded on my birthday cool

I just got an account from my friend and he was banned on every well known server. I'm just trying to appeal on hypixel now. Would it help if I took screenshots of him passing the account to me over and add it to my appeal? Or should I just play along with the watch dog appeal and say shit like I'm sincerely sorry?! Please help me I just really want to play with my friends.

this dude really be in skyclash

This is probably the best video on youtube

i’m sorry but your the best helper 😭😭

that guideline cant be real

Linehead is a ninja, the other guy is a samurai. Where was I going with this?

This is my favourite thing

I was banned today and I honestly don’t know how to appeal.

I don’t know if this a wierd thing to say but your voice is really relaxing

You got a good laugh from me, loved it!

How do I msg you it says that ur name isn’t a name when I try to start a convo with Linehead

I just got a mc account for java and I got perm banned in the first 10 seconds and I don’t know what a ban id is so I can’t get unbanned :(

hey: i recently sent a hypixel appeal (as i was banned and wasn't doing anything wrong) yet have been denied. anything you could do to help?

i love you linehead!

My all time favorite yt vid

Bribery is a type of corruption

Can you help me at something like i was banned for hacking and i wasnt i was normaly playing on badlion client then suddenly i got banned when i tried to appeal they said i was using modifications like i wasnt even having mod only a autotip that comes from badlion client can you help at it?

What kinda samurai knows Kung fu

You should’ve said be a ninja not a samurai

"Handling Ancient Warriors"

wow, now, i know what helpers do

Scooby got waves!

What do you mean no meaning this has a very immense and deep meaning duh

how did you get helper rank?

Best ban appeal ever and he said his intention was to be in a video so I guess he got that

Outro reminds me of nexterslab

Wait there's a rule specifically for samurai's XD its funny but I get the whole honor thing and why a samurai wouldn't be unbanned in till the ban is lifted

Dont Be a samurai Be a Power Ranger

THIS IS AMAZING OH MY GOD

This is AWESOME! I couldn’t stop laughing!!

This man is either drunk or smart... I think he's smart

2:44 Didn't blur the name. Also you do realise we can put his guild name in and look for the VIP member with a face (not sure if it works like that but yeah xd)

LMAO how long did it take him to write that

Hey idk I’m new I just saw this video can I get banned for playing on hypixel but on windows 10 edition. Let me explain: I used a plugin for bedrock edition where I have to login into my java account. So I’m technically playing on my java account but on windows 10. And also I got banned for 2 months for doing this.

I was banned for a YEAR for basically nothing. I was online 10 minutes before then I went to eat and came back. And I was banned

I came to apply for samurai

This was uploaded on my birthday lmaooooo

The 24 dislikes are from that guy's 24 accounts

Can u release that fake rulebook to date my quarantine boredom.-.

You’re in the litty committee

What do you think of hytale?

I guess I know what to do when I’m banned

Can i pls have a full ban appeal because i appealed and i just got this bot saying No

Bruh but if he said a tow week discount at Walmart, you would've taken it, right? I mean, wow.

Isn't this how most ban appeals go?

Hey you forgot to blur the name in a section