Never talk to me or my son ever again

This is my parents comparing me to other kids

Calling your son Gilgamesh without knowing the story of Gilgamesh is exactly how you end up in your son’s tragic backstory.

If they have a bad son, then tell them to get a new one

1:29 Twitter artists be like

I like how he just made Crisp Jr Gilgamesh with a rat nose

I have a son too, his name is question the question mark, he's so popular you can find him in a lot of places like in questions

"Not many babys have a tooth, also funny ones." The Spongebob Series says otherwise!

I always knew green was the superior choice of color for a son

Gilgamesh is best boy 🥰

I'm pretty sure Gilgamesh is a boss in a video game called "Blood 2" I think the bosses full name is "Gilgamesh destroyer of realities"

It's very brave of him to choose to be green, I heard it's not easy.

Me: *hears Gilgamesh* My brain: *fate unlimited blade works fate stay night flashbacks*

Just a protip: never call your son "junior" okay? And to all you juniors out there, i feel for you. Chances are pretty good your mom screamed/moaned your names during sex...

Fun fact in ancient legend Gilgamesh's best friend and adopted brother is called enkidu who is a bull horned behemoth who used to live in the woods

"Now here's how you don't do a son"

If i made my character purple, what grade you you give it?

Review of my son : He is a rock A+++++++

Why do I feel like a fight with those sons is incoming?

The They Might Be Giants ref is great. One of the most nostalgic music videos from my earlier childhood.

“He sounds like a video game boss” Hmmm… I WONDER.

2:02 aww that little hand shake was so cute

ah yes I would like to see the updated epic of gilgamesh in the archeological section of the museum

Not ganna lie, this is like a semi legit review and i love that. Great points were made

As his uncle I approve

Imagine Growing up and Being known as the "F- Baby"

The virgin Crisp Jr. Vs the chad gilga mesh

"Hes a ca- hes got his outline now"

1:18 oh god... Doobus goobus racism detected

Let's see The outline is clean Green is also my favorite color Funni tooth is iconic The diaper is (insert nice compliment) And that's all so A i guess

"THat shows ThaT Im The HippenEst HoppenEst Guy"

“this is how you don’t do a son”

Now I will do my review: 1: no 2: no 3: no My review is done

I’m glad you like green, my favorite color

Having played ffxiv, can confirm Greg is a great video game boss name. Your son should be proud.

My son is a goomy named Butterball and he will grow to be a handsome goodra like his father.

The son review lol

I can't wait for Gilgamesh to reclaim his memories and take back his kingdom

The description though lmao

Thank you Doobus Goobus, very cool.

0:28 Aaaachtually Gilgamesh was a ruler of Mesopotamia, and was a demi-god

My theory is that in the doobus world characters need out lines in order to stay alive or else they just melt

This is the best collab ever Bc most just say awww your baby you drew is so cute BUT YOU ROAST EM WHOOOOOO

Now we know Doobus's weakness... blue.

So… when entering the white cartoon void, you NEED an outline

Doobus Is such a great dad

Thank you for your tips Mr.Goobus i shall name my future Son Genghis Khan

I've never seen the video that started it but I'm glad I did. The only baby that this segment reviewed was crips' and it was just a roasting session lol

"not many baby have teeth" Wow Spongebob has teeth when he is a fettus

Lucky, my child has only 4 perfect stats and wrong nature

Just wanna say I was blown away by your sons part in the eternals

Crisp rat: you dare appose me mortal

You've stayed basic with your son's appearance. Respect.

Yes, green is a very good colour.

this is what i first thought of when i first saw ryan's family review

This is the most imparcial comparison I have ever seen in my life.

How about Dababy, didn't see him in there

Gilgamesh is def S tier, Crisp Jr. Redesign is B+ tier maybe even low A- tier, base Crisp Jr. Is D- tier at best and quintuple F- tier at worse

"This is how you don't do a son" I have never heard that sentence once in my life.

Gilgamesh is a very godly name

I agree with all of this

pog

Never have I been soo early to something soo special .

i like how you drew the gilgamesh from the TMBG video

My son is the best hide&seek player, last time we played i couldnt and still cant find him for 8 years. So yea my wife is leaving m-

I swear to God, you and Cr1tikal need to do a side commentary one day. Anyone here agree? 😆

0:25 bro was that Gilgamesh drawing a reference to the band “there will be giants” if so You are a man of great taste

gilgamesh the destroyer of reality

1:37 YOU RUINED HIM

0:16 green is not a creative color Comment if ya get the reference

Tutorials how to do somethig be like

Your son keeps enuma elish'ing someone's house.

We've been driving around.. from one end of the town to the other .. and back

Me when my favorite color is blue ;-;

I officially like this guy. His favorite color is green. Green is good. Green is life.

When it takes blue to make green

"His name is gilgamesh" My brain: *hey isn't that from fate-* Me: *n o*

Crisp jr just wasn't built for the cartoon void

i subed and liked and ur back videos are funny

guy in the audience: "hey i like stinkybluerat... what a jurk..."

doobus goobus son tier list 2021

The story of Gilgamesh be like: In order to curb Gilgamesh’s seemingly harsh rule, the god Anu causes the creation of Enkidu, a wild man who at first lives among animals. Soon, however, Enkidu is initiated into the ways of city life and travels to Uruk, where Gilgamesh awaits him. Tablet II describes a trial of strength between the two men in which Gilgamesh is the victor; thereafter, Enkidu is the friend and companion (in Sumerian texts, the servant) of Gilgamesh. In Tablets III-V the two men set out together against Huwawa (Humbaba), the divinely appointed guardian of a remote cedar forest, but the rest of the engagement is not recorded in the surviving fragments. In Tablet VI Gilgamesh, who has returned to Uruk, rejects the marriage proposal of Ishtar, the goddess of love, and then, with Enkidu’s aid, kills the divine bull that she sends to destroy him. Tablet VII begins with Enkidu’s account of a dream in which the gods Anu, Ea, and Shamash decide that Enkidu must die for slaying the bull. Enkidu then falls ill and dreams of the “house of dust” that awaits him. Gilgamesh’s lament for his friend and the state funeral of Enkidu are narrated in Tablet VIII. Afterward, Gilgamesh makes a dangerous journey (Tablets IX and X) in search of Utnapishtim, the survivor of the Babylonian Flood, in order to learn from him how to escape death. When he finally reaches Utnapishtim, Gilgamesh is told the story of the Flood and is shown where to find a plant that can renew youth (Tablet XI).

this is what i call a good drama

And the fight begins

How about the Aqua color, or Cyan or Indigo even!? I love those colors! Just some advice lol

Nice tmbg reference with that Gilgamesh drawing

“Name sounds like a Video game boss” Ironic

Doobus goobus remember the color blue is legendary

Great video

It's good that he *decided* to be green

This is pretty much Goten vs Gohan in a nutshell

*"Im Blue if i were Green i would die"*

Gilgamesh's name sounds like a Boss. _Meanwhile in the FF multiverse..._

Yo. Maybe sequel could be the taste test?

Stinky blue rat: look how you massacred my boy

We need more !!

Turned into an upgrade video.

he’s a car- HES GOT HIS OUTLINE!

Crisp Rat been awfully quiet since this posted.

“Hes a car-“ please be true i want him to be car.