Reviewing Your Graded Unintelligible Questionnaire | ASMR
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Күн бұрынFinally, after spending the past 4 years (since November 27, 2018 to be precise) doing absolutely nothing with my life but grading all of the unintelligible questionnaires, I personally review all of the questions and your answers to them, as well as calculating your final score.
The Unintelligible Questionnaire: • The Unintelligible Que...
Grading Your Unintelligible Questionnaires: • Grading Your Unintelli...
00:00:00 The Last Questionnaire
00:01:18 Thank Corvus
00:02:15 What'd I miss?
00:07:46 Question 1
00:08:43 Question 2
00:09:22 Question 3
00:09:46 Question 4
00:11:11 Question 5
00:11:43 Question 6
00:12:34 Question 7
00:13:08 Question 8
00:14:09 Question 9
00:15:53 Question 10
00:16:54 Question 11
00:17:43 Question 12
00:18:28 Question 13
00:19:18 Question 14
00:20:03 Question 15
00:22:54 Question 16
00:24:03 Question 17
00:25:30 Question 18 [EXPUNGED]
00:25:42 Question 19
00:26:29 Question 20
00:26:56 Question 21
00:29:35 Question 22
00:30:15 Question 23
00:31:27 Question 23
00:32:10 Question 24
00:32:51 Question 25
00:33:32 Question 26
00:34:27 Question 27
00:36:58 Question 28
00:37:48 Question 29
00:38:29 Question 30
00:39:04 Question 31
00:40:10 Question 32
00:41:08 Question 33
00:42:08 Question 34
00:43:15 Question 35
00:45:56 Question 36
00:46:58 Question 37
00:47:47 Question 38
00:48:36 Question 39
00:49:34 Question 40
00:51:05 Question 41
00:51:48 Question 42
00:52:50 Question 43
00:53:52 Question 44
00:54:37 Question 45
00:55:33 Question 46
00:56:16 Question 47
00:57:39 Question 48
01:02:09 Calculating Your Final Score
01:04:41 For Any Complaints
01:06:00 Until next time
01:08:09 "Next!"
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@forskinshredr Жыл бұрын
the madlad said it would take him a little more than three years to grade them. and of course he delivers. unparalleled continuity
@lifedeather Жыл бұрын
He didn’t forget after all these years 😭 that’s real dedication right there
@The_Letter_Q Жыл бұрын
Rift never lies
@Ozone946 Жыл бұрын
@@lifedeather how could he forget? he's been grading them all this time
@SipmKnows Жыл бұрын
@@The_Letter_Qis that the queensbridge logo as ur pfp?
@SipmKnows Жыл бұрын
@@The_Letter_Qwait no it’s not it looked different to me for some reason
@coltrick4974 Жыл бұрын
I like to think ER had his calendar set for “a little more than 3 years” and when it came up he was like “damn I gotta get those papers out again”
@kilo3989 Жыл бұрын
I don't doubt it for a minute!
@lindseydejesus1877 Жыл бұрын
HE DID IT!!! THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT!!! THE LONG-ANTICIPATED UNINTENTIONAL QUESTIONNAIRE CONCLUSION!!!
@Kali_Krause Жыл бұрын
Question 18 got sent to the SCP Foundation 😂
@BevinEG Жыл бұрын
Pepper corns
@PeterGriffin-kb2hf Жыл бұрын
I would love to see an unintentional questionnaire
@bungalarbruh1385 4 күн бұрын
LOL @@PeterGriffin-kb2hf
@memesrequired4297 Жыл бұрын
This man has better world building than most film franchises
@mr.stuffdoer8483 Жыл бұрын
Having a single writer will do that
@Revolupine Жыл бұрын
I like the implication that “Unintelligible” is a language here.
@term-827 Жыл бұрын
Well, unintelligible to us, I believe he is actually was speaking R'lyehian in the video.
@athos401 Жыл бұрын
@@term-827 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn?
@Gabrielisbadatgames Жыл бұрын
Phxjxjix sonxhkf gohadh, forhagsyd.
@solidskullz5736 Жыл бұрын
After all these years he’s finally done. I can’t wait to see what my grade was
@whungaria21 Жыл бұрын
😂
@rococoblue Жыл бұрын
😏👍
@thatnicklongo5939 Жыл бұрын
M-
@sem5296 Жыл бұрын
And after all that work going through college, you get a job where everything you've learned and studied becomes worthless.. yet you still need to finish college to join :))
@eattherich162 Жыл бұрын
Who’s gonna tell him…
@imadrummer6494 Жыл бұрын
I would like to thank the academy, my mother, my dog, that one random guy I bumped shoulders with on the street, and my left crunkle. I would not have been able to get my 420.69% grade without them.
@sampsqwantch4612 Жыл бұрын
nice
@gabrielrenner5512 Жыл бұрын
the academy as in tuscon az or what
@laurenb7136 Жыл бұрын
crunkle ????
@epsilonthedragon1249 Жыл бұрын
@@laurenb7136 I assume Drummer meant "caruncle," a part of the eye ER fawned over in the "measuring your face for science" video
@chocomuffin105 Жыл бұрын
@@epsilonthedragon1249 And its also mentioned in the alien video !
@AlekVen Жыл бұрын
That's some pristine continuity right here. The sheer dedication of this man might just be a threat to the entire world should he decide he's done with it.
@ibish9513 Жыл бұрын
spy among us
@Crayzo_A.s. Жыл бұрын
Spy among us
@Josephisagayjuggalo 2 ай бұрын
That spy is a double agent.
@cookiedewd Жыл бұрын
He definetley looks like he didn't get paid enough to do this.
@rococoblue Жыл бұрын
🤣👍
@Selfimprovementfortheself Жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s KZfaq
@Vulnia Жыл бұрын
Ever since I watched the "Grading your Unintelligible Questionnaires" video, I knew that Rift would meet the sequel's "deadline", he just is that kind of person. And even though I checked on the date about every 4 months or so (when I randomly remembered to), I have to admit that I had completely forgot about this lately and that it caught me by surprise. Nice job !
@danmorris9588 Жыл бұрын
Anybody noticed Uncle E never asks people to like or subscribe but still gets the likes and subs he gets, proves he’s the true GOAT of asmr
@emptycarrots4051 Жыл бұрын
he doesn't put ads in his videos either. They play before (which I don't mind) but we never have to listen to him promote some mattress for the first two minutes :)
@Ozone946 Жыл бұрын
@@emptycarrots4051 true, but you really cant blame other creators for doing mattress ads and the like, money is money, and the vast majority of people cant afford to turn it down.
@samgardner4667 Жыл бұрын
@@emptycarrots4051 or ASMR girls doing Manscaped ads
@adderon7476 Жыл бұрын
G FUEL!
@staryanaki Жыл бұрын
Everything about 5:31 was so tingly. The blind feeling around, the confidence in that you knew where ours was, the paper edge sounds… 😴💤💕
@miyakitatsumoto8961 Жыл бұрын
I can confirm this is exactly how my school grades my tests and projects
@piki.mp4 Жыл бұрын
unfortunately, im gonna have to remove a few million points...
@miyakitatsumoto8961 Жыл бұрын
@@piki.mp4 oh no teacher, I already have minus one hundred trillion points don't be so cruel to me😔
@SneccTheSnake Жыл бұрын
With a three year delay?
@miyakitatsumoto8961 Жыл бұрын
@@SneccTheSnake indeed And we have like three hours to do the tasks
@Nothing_here625 Жыл бұрын
@@miyakitatsumoto8961 oh in my school we have to do the test in one minute
@matyfenixcarmine Жыл бұрын
Finally, I was dying for the past 4 years while waiting for my grade
@bassclarinet69 Жыл бұрын
you're setting a precedent to be able to do the funniest thing ever and continue the like decade old zombie apocalypse roleplay
@haji6886 Жыл бұрын
This man took the time to grade every single individual viewer's answers, true dedication
@louthinator Жыл бұрын
The ultimate continuity, 50 years from now, Paul's son comes back having gotten into the ASMR business and does the next unintelligable quiz.
@louthinator 10 ай бұрын
@@GuillermoGranados1 where did you get that from? because he has said multiple times his name is Paul, he even has 2 videos of "relax with Paul" where it's just himself doing the videos.
@term-827 Жыл бұрын
He did it... The madman actually did it.
@Chris-rx4ge Жыл бұрын
WOW. He’s even wearing the same shirt that he had on in the first grading video because he’s been at it ever since!
@erictriesasmr Жыл бұрын
I just love the fact that this video is in 4k quality, you never cease to amaze me with how much effort you put into every video
@RedLampShade Жыл бұрын
just wanted to say thanks for all the great videos you make, from simple ones to the more lore based roleplays, they're some of my fave asmr videos on youtube, thank you paul
@chriskarsten1898 Жыл бұрын
You've probably heard this a million times but i wanted to say thank you to all the fantastic content you create. It has helped me throughout the years suffering with mental illness. Being misdiagnosed for years and not getting the correct medication and help can put anyone into a state of complete darkness. Yet here you are, putting out creative and uplifting pieces of art that shines a bit of light in someones life that is otherwise very dim. So, thank you. Thank you very much for doing this. Know that you help and propably saved some lives.
@lefreakful Жыл бұрын
You're someone who i genuinely hope is getting lots of $$$ for what you do, because you're amazing. The amount of creativity is out of this world. You're the GOAT in the asmr community.
@NiceAstronaut- Жыл бұрын
Yes! These are some of my favorite videos, so happy to see UQ part 3!
@Iasami Жыл бұрын
First time making it to the end of this video while awake-- the calculator noises alone are amazing, not to mention getting to hear that my score is "flying eldrich horrors" level of passing. Thank you so much for all your work and care, as usual, ER.
@Yassifiedjoker Жыл бұрын
Man’s dedication and organizational skills are second to none
@DiscObama Жыл бұрын
I had this on in the background while i was gaming, but it made me so sleepy i had to stop and go to bed😂
@sylvieshuu Жыл бұрын
3 years and he still gets my test back faster than my professors
@_Killerclock Жыл бұрын
I can't believe I fell asleep during the exam
@AlienDuckie Жыл бұрын
I just happened to be listening to the Grading Your Unintelligible Questionnaire video the other day and my ears perked up when you said you'd be doing this til 2023. Then I scrolled down and saw you had recently pinned a new comment...and here we are. How did you remember?!
@the-witness8811 Жыл бұрын
Great video! It's always a delight to see your content Mr. E.
@Dippy Жыл бұрын
ITS BEEN YEARS. TRUE DEDICATION ER
@utellmewhatitshouldbe7912 Жыл бұрын
The intro gets me so excited when he talks about his other videos I love how he manages to do this kind of stuff in a lot of his videos.
@zelongsun5892 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for all your videos. You save my sleep. Really appreciate.
@Overthinking_Media Жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD! IT'S HAPPENING! HE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT! I love the commitment E has to his craft. So much respect.
@taiscommentingaccountusedf1908 Жыл бұрын
The fact that this is the continuation of the unintelligible questionnaire is absolutely insane
@narrithesynth Жыл бұрын
God I love how he actually comes back to random story lines like this
@Cocisthebest142 Жыл бұрын
Glad the unintelligible videos are back. They were always the best of the questionnaires
@krazier15 Жыл бұрын
He's even wearing the same shirt 😆. Great touch
@andrewhilbert4790 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love the beginning "well that was a well written essay...but absolutely wrong. Gonna have to take a few million points" 😂
@starbrights90 Жыл бұрын
Oh my god yes! You actually posted a sequel in 2023! This is absolutely magic, love the continuity and attention to detail
@cello9876DN Жыл бұрын
This is what I need right now! Thx from 🇩🇪!
@kelborhal2576 Жыл бұрын
It's good you got to this. I've been waiting for the results for an indeterminate amount of time.
@hunter.r.w Жыл бұрын
I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS
@mercilessnewt7242 Жыл бұрын
Not that it looks bad, I mean... The man wasn't Russia's greatest love machine for nothing, but your facial hair put the thought of Rasputin ASMR in my head 😆
@idiotwithopinions581 Жыл бұрын
Rasputin ASMR video when?
@antoinette... Жыл бұрын
Now *this* is genius. What else can I expect from this madman.
@per3868 Жыл бұрын
I love how he waits a moment before telling you whether you answered correctly
@Jhueko Жыл бұрын
I love all the questionnaires. You did one recently with typing answers, but questionnaire + writing answers is my absolute favorite, unintelligible or otherwise, as long as they're not overly personal questions. Always vying for more of those! PS I'm curious if you're studying a new language recently, because I feel like the made up language noises are distinctly different from other/previous videos.
@EphemeralRift Жыл бұрын
Not studying just trying my best to make it not sound like it has before.
@esmereldalillian5107 Жыл бұрын
Why, yes, I am going back to rewatch the questionnaire to get the full Questionnaire Experience. Why do you ask? I honestly love the OG Questionnaire video so much, I usually fall asleep to it pretty quickly. But now my goal is to watch the whole thing.... Wish me luck!
@MrAutumnLeaf Жыл бұрын
I tip my hat to you, good sir. We have waited
@rococoblue Жыл бұрын
🧐 I concur.
@GiraffesEatStuff Жыл бұрын
I got excessively anxious and scared about the results, and god I'm really glad it went ok in the end. Really miss school for that honestly
@tactichloe Жыл бұрын
you miss feeling anxious over schoolwork and tests?
@GiraffesEatStuff Жыл бұрын
@@tactichloe I mean yeah I care too much, feel powerless or self conscious of it and it's still very much safe
@tactichloe Жыл бұрын
@@GiraffesEatStuff groomed by society
@mehstic1288 Жыл бұрын
I do like the mix between actual talk and unintelligible talk. I find it better than just unintelligible but maybe that's just me.
@bigmastermind1 Жыл бұрын
Unintelligible videos are the best!
@mrhabibi4776 Жыл бұрын
You missed a trick I think, when I said cbja rjsia rveka pue rbsi, I means rveka as in the adjective not verb, my grade would be vastly different with this considered, please get back to me within three and a half more years
@Thegreenjelousy Жыл бұрын
"Gave me a hand... Transplant." I'm so. I'm awe.
@SageEndy Жыл бұрын
I know it takes a long time to grade millions of papers but I'm glad it's done, I can graduate now.
@boolman9119 Жыл бұрын
yessss he finally did it i was waiting for this
@blurrythekid Жыл бұрын
Those asmr videos have more plot and depth than most Netflix shows . Not complaining tho, I love it! Tho it makes me emotional and a bit nostalgic to think how fast time passed
@mjw8309 Жыл бұрын
This video is bringing me back to the old school Elder God speak and initiation videos. Great one Uncle E. ❤💪
@seymour2113 Жыл бұрын
Completely forgot about this. What a pleasant surprise!
@xJabro Жыл бұрын
Anxiously waiting for the return of Dr. Winslow
@housemelancholy8788 Жыл бұрын
YEEESSS !! HYPE HYPE HYPE just in time, too ! i came looking for one of your videos to sleep to :]
@boothepoodle8284 Жыл бұрын
Omg when you started doing the hand movements I was like I REMEMBER THE ORIGINAL VIDEO ! lol time flies
@pendalftheone9082 Жыл бұрын
The long awaited sequel!
@triousmoment 4 ай бұрын
0:44 my college professors when i hand in the most off topic dogshit essay three days late
@Theover4000 Жыл бұрын
Just got back from work. Thanks for the free nap fodder! Preciate it!
@fishfishrun1207 Жыл бұрын
This is a bigger reveal then anything MCU could do
@end.olives Жыл бұрын
This one really did it for me arguably one of your best for some reason
@yGKeKe Жыл бұрын
One of these days I fully expect to look out my window and see brimstone in the west because Paul accidentally summoned a demon. Also, 93 out of like a billion? I feel like I just failed the G.O.A.T.
@ChocoCarmelApple Жыл бұрын
Omg. I can’t wait to watch tonight 😮😊
@OrangeAceGaming Жыл бұрын
Man, waiting to see if my answers were correct and how many points I’d get made this feel somewhat like a gameshow. Imagine a Family Feud ASMR or something lol
@dusksentry5836 Жыл бұрын
the absolute genius, what other things could we be waiting for that where set up years in advance?
@EldritchDruid410 Жыл бұрын
“I got a new hand grafted on to my wrist” KNEEL BEFORE *T H E E !*
@samwich248 Жыл бұрын
Bro I just finished midterms now this 😩
@helloworld1234p Жыл бұрын
Omg even the questions match up!
@k00ky_k1tty Жыл бұрын
I was vibing so hard and then I heard, 'Peppercorns,' and was floored
@martiniman9430 Жыл бұрын
The demon Rift summoned under my bed after I fell asleep:
@niekumata8782 Жыл бұрын
Absolute legend 😎
@erfho8y Жыл бұрын
This is when your asmr videos go from just videos to a true legacy.
@dref2604 Жыл бұрын
It’s finally here
@theredrydergaming6703 Жыл бұрын
1:59 Ohoho, GRAFTED you say?! *Lord of all that is Golden intensifies*
@PowerRainbow Жыл бұрын
finally new unintelligible episode!
@alshummer26 Жыл бұрын
You need to make a separate video of you pulling paper out of that stack at the end. super tingly!
@DarthSidian Жыл бұрын
He said 3 years. He MEANT 3 years. Uncle E, you really are a different kind of being. Your dedication and patience is that of an immortal cosmic deity.
@TheMobKea Жыл бұрын
Knowing ER the 'unintelligible' part is probably completely coherent for him and he is genuine giving us grades
@j.e2383 Жыл бұрын
Great vid honestly
@grif3278 Жыл бұрын
Me after falling asleep halfway thru watching this and sleeping for like 10 hours, "That's why he's the goat!, The Goat!
@crowder_boi_jamar Жыл бұрын
I had to say this. But there ain't nothing better than John wick grading my paper after dying his hair
@kalebfromthe704 Жыл бұрын
Cant believe we took a test in the Sims language
@lifestreamy Жыл бұрын
19:34 the "refrigerator" put me off guard, but it could be a legit trigger word!
@mr.chickennugget5667 Жыл бұрын
An absolute S-tier ASMR
@thatonedude05 Жыл бұрын
50:04 "peppercorns" out of nowhere
@aVampiresBite Жыл бұрын
peppercorns
@jacobcrow2340 Жыл бұрын
I saw this while I was watching another video about to go to sleep and thought this was one of those ones years ago lollll got here less than 10 mins
@TheGatekeeper_1234 Жыл бұрын
Help, I listened to this out loud, fell asleep, and woke up to my furniture floating!
@gratefulcharm3360 Жыл бұрын
Best teacher in the world
@irodsalt6490 Жыл бұрын
Someone get this man a budget and film crew. I wanna witness what this man can create
@Circa88 10 ай бұрын
19:33 Rift snuck in the word refrigerator.
@cnicoj Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the grade Mr. Rift !
@fireknight24 Жыл бұрын
This took no life to another level wow
@oceanvonplayland7242 Жыл бұрын
Question 18 got me like:
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