I love the chubby bat, chubby is such a cute word 😂

Robert Smith line cracks me up every time. Brilliant.

Hard to believe this is almost 20 years ago

Glad you uploaded this very very old clip, I remember this years ago, it is still funny now lol

Poor Harambe

Ricky I have to say you are the cleverest funniest comidian of all time. I think you are brilliant.

A lecture with laughs!

There's 350'000 species of beetles and 50'000 species of spider. That's already nearly half way to a million.

Love Ricky's comedy. As an aside, there's a limit to how big a land animal can get because of a thing called *_"surface area to volume ratio."_* Without going into the details, animals like King Kong are a physical impossibility in Earth's gravitational field and the amount of oxygen in the air.

One of the best

It's been 10 years and he's still fucking everything and everyone

Shared. I love him

Master of comedy

THIS is why Ricky Gervais is so brilliant. I have been an atheist since, well, since I became conscious.

legend

I don't know how many people Pol Pot killed with his own hands (probably fewer than 100,000), but under his Khmer Rouge regime, between 1.5 and 2 million people were murdered. That was a quarter of Cambodia's population at the time. Way worse than what Ricky thought.

I'm actually having a lot of fun

At this time 20 years later, the human species has worked hard to swipe thousands and thousands other species from the surface of earth.

That's cute

wait , they already have a song about bats ,, "Chubby bat ,do do do do , skinny bat do do do do do , slightly fat bat do do do do do.."

And I like it

Turns out the pandas were just shy and didn't want to bang with humans around. They started makin babies soon as covid hit

The problem with a panda, or anyone really* banging for 20 mins, is sometimes misses panda only has 30 seconds to spare. So, 30 seconds a day, keeps misses panda wanting more.... but abusing her gaping panda hole for 20 mins just one time might turn her off for life.

Very slightly longer eared bat

I honestly share the same sentiments about pandas. We should let them die. They've given up on themselves. Why are we forcing them to continue? 🤔

8 of 10 jokes are NOT funny but now and then he´s clever. He was MUCH funnier at the Emmy awards!

A useless bit of info about bats... There are around 1,250 species of bats out of around 5,000 species of mammals, which means around 25% of mammals can fly.

"Ejaculates after 30s" Me: Ha! I don't think the panda would be empty. ( does quick math ) 40x in 20 mins! Actualy no that male panda might just be shooting air by the end and pass out.

Chubby bat 🦇😅😂😆

And we where going to be happy

Mad at me

Or 1027 for the lower figure but about 1 quarter of the population!!!

"Slightly chubby bat" You mean a pregnant bat?

It seems like if pandas won’t procreate it’s a clear signal that they have finished their run

Training the deamonds

There keeping my deposit

Humans need to discover themselves.

The Panda has been saved since this routine

Ricky's granny sound like a wise woman

And I was guna help him

And u are ok with it

U spend time with them stay with them

£250 for a YBF video. Nowadays people want 250 million views for videos like that.

Ybs

So don't complain

U said u hate me

I can treat you

That's u

Also? The world is not FLAT and we landed on the Moon...SIX TIMES!!! APOLLO 11 Apollo 12 Apollo 14, Apollo 15, Apollo 16 and Apollo 17. It is documented history.

The devil is torturing me

Because I'm one of the boys

And im not a phycologist

But ur not on house arrest

It’s more liking billions of species that we know of as there’s 17,000 different species of spider in the uk alone

I never heard u call me she

Don't trip

I don't get paid

And I'm not in love with u no more

And they kicked me out an hour before

Luckily, soon there won't be so many to keep track of 😀

U told me he was going to help me

Not u the other you

And he doesn't want my help b

I could solve the World's problems ... if I cared. :)

Shes

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Two groups are called different species when they cannot cross breed (or have sexual intercourse to produce offsprings that can also have offspring).

U married the wrong girl remember

Because convergent evolution just isn't a thing and species that look the same physically must be the same genetically and we're just playing with names, not redefining how we understand biology.

U lied to me

2nd to last comment.

3rd last comment?

So I'm single

I'm not helping u

I did like him lots, but at the end of the day, he is just a bulky blatherer without any specials.

Admit it Gervais, you stole that panda bit from Jim Jeffries!

I'm not urs

Pandas are stupid animals that should be left to their own devices ie not worth saving they do nothing atall or is it people that are stupid saving some useless animal because its cute

If there was ever an animal that disproved a creator it's the pander. Won't reproduce. Chooses a food that only gives it minimal properties of that the panda needs to survive but then chooses to live miles from its food source!! What kind of batsh1t crazy creator would make such a thing !!

He should stick to making funny TV programs

What's the point of uploading 20 year old clips that have already been uploaded dozens of times?

Amazing how not funny he is

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