So did I. I was wondering, "What the heck did he hit?" until I realized it was two models colliding.

Same 😂😂😂😂😂

Bro the plane was being possessed by a Japanese kamikaze pilot craving for more blood so it crashed into the helicopter

Im having WW2 Pearl Harbor Flashbacks until it was just a toy 🤣🤣

@@Silver_Swan_MK2 this time their scheme backfired before it even happened 🤪😂🤣

IKR

"no driver was safe"

Are you crazy the video clearly stated they weren’t harmed

"Everyone liked that"

HONESTLYYYYY

I am glad I was not the only one😂😂

Haha

*You almost need an air bag just to watch some of these!*

yep...I shitted my self hahahaha

I jumped lol

I was like: kamikaze!

Same

@@user-mb3ef8ul1h SHUT THE HECC UP

"It hit the helicopter." (bleep) had me dying. 😂😂

3:34 Male DNA

If you don't WTF you're doing don't start on a hill dammit. 🤣 I haven't ridden in eons, but I know enough to start on level ground, and learn where the brake & throttle are, and what each does. 🤣

this one made no sense and had no business being posted at all.

Because it’s funny to imagine he’s confident in his skills when everyone knows he has none? If you don’t think it’s funny, fine, but dragging a comment that more than 40 people have already given thumbs up? Flame all those people, too, or delete your comment.

4:06 *

Wow, I really screwed up that time stamp, lol 😂

For real. We almost witnessed her imminent death had she not been fast or smart enough to jump ship

Yeah but she wasn’t the driver from what I noticed, unless the car’s driver sits at the right

@@Prince_Icarus it's a Lada. It's RH drive car.

5:15

@@darbstews8926 6:03

yeah thats the joke

Bruh

No way really. Oh yeah we all saw it...

I probably would have done the same:)

yea id be too at those bottomless girls

They still use it. They couldn't use it this time because everybody died

Ahahahah, i thought i was fucking insane and it would be stupid to comment about the "no one was harmed" thing. Thank you man, you just saved a very small part of my sanity.

Was going to say the same thing

Stop talking about the crisis in your mouth? In your vomit?

Thank FSM. So stupid.

crownover middle school football field

TOUCHDOWWWWNNNN

68 YARDS BY A PLANE FOR SOME REASON

Beautiful metallic clang

"CLINK!"

its the voice for me 😭

​@@Beristic EXACTLY!! it's so filmy or something... Can't put it into words accurately... 😂😂

@@Vishnu-BShe sounds like a TTS AI

LMAOOO

That's what you call, thirsty distracted driving

@@joshplayzgamezz I mean naked ladies showing off their bodies willingly in the streets? Can’t blame the dude, I’d be looking too lol

hahaha

Remember that the Lord Jesus Christ died on a cross for you because He loves you so much. He then rose up from the dead three days later. The Ten Commandments are called the moral law, (most of us are lying thieving blasphemous adulterer at heart and deserve hell) you and I broke the law, Jesus paid the fine. That’s what happened on that cross. By believing that Jesus died on the cross and rose up from the dead 3 days later and not just confessing your sin, but also repenting of all sin you have done and putting all your trust in Him in prayer, He will grant you everlasting life as a free gift

You Mean 3:37

One time, I went on a fishing trip with my friends on a small boat. Suddenly, the weather changed and we were caught in a violent storm with strong winds and huge waves. The boat started rocking dangerously and we were all terrified. We tried to hold on to anything we could find and prayed for the storm to pass. The captain did his best to navigate the boat through the storm but it seemed like an eternity before we finally reached the shore safely. It was a scary experience that I'll never forget.

Why is everyone putting early time stamps in the comments

08:09 Dont worry i was just playing grand theft auto iv on real life from doing insanegaz bendy bus ikause 700-4 :)

Similar to chair jumpscare

Nah camera guy always surrives they're fine

So did I!

@Your Local Clown XD

Same 😂

Can I get to know you?

Don't you know? That location from Kazan, Russia

Russian, Volgograd

@@leaderofmine6293 Not even close. It's Poland.

@@nerio1227Polska Gurom

Can I get to know you?

Yep :) that's ancient polish spell which still works nowadays

@@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS 3rd word country..what do you expect...

@@joe125ful not everyone in third world countries are idiots in fact most of them are smart because having a harsh life makes you think of more creative solutions

@@God-sz4pf Lets say 98 percent:)

@@joe125ful I am from syria man and I speak english just fine with no accent and I have never met a english person so I must in those 2 percent 🤣🤣

@@God-sz4pf Ahahahahha yes:):)

Hi, hi, hi 🤣

one of the few words i know in polish :'D

@@Ysckemia Exactly xD

2:22

uh thats a boat buddy

where this location video? Michigan Lake, Lake Erie, Lake Ontario?

@@noah89436 I meant 2:22. Don’t ask how I got 2:15 I have no idea 😂

@@leaderofmine6293 I have no idea???

His dog had the same energy too 🤣

@@kelvinkofikwesie4895 LOL!! I noticed that

“Git off eet. NOW!”

Remember that the Lord Jesus Christ died on a cross for you because He loves you so much. He then rose up from the dead three days later. The Ten Commandments are called the moral law, (most of us are lying thieving blasphemous adulterer at heart and deserve hell) you and I broke the law, Jesus paid the fine. That’s what happened on that cross. By believing that Jesus died on the cross and rose up from the dead 3 days later and not just confessing your sin, but also repenting of all sin you have done and putting all your trust in Him in prayer, He will grant you everlasting life as a free Gift

@@dove3853 take the proselytizing some place else.

Same here

Same

The idiot didnt think to slow down when you cant see 1 meter ahead

He should have listened to his spotter.

Car jumpscare

One time, I went on a fishing trip with my friends on a small boat. Suddenly, the weather changed and we were caught in a violent storm with strong winds and huge waves. The boat started rocking dangerously and we were all terrified. We tried to hold on to anything we could find and prayed for the storm to pass. The captain did his best to navigate the boat through the storm but it seemed like an eternity before we finally reached the shore safely. It was a scary experience that I'll never forget.

Can I get to know you?

Can I get to know you?

It really did!

Benny Hill theme song.

One time, I went on a fishing trip with my friends on a small boat. Suddenly, the weather changed and we were caught in a violent storm with strong winds and huge waves. The boat started rocking dangerously and we were all terrified. We tried to hold on to anything we could find and prayed for the storm to pass. The captain did his best to navigate the boat through the storm but it seemed like an eternity before we finally reached the shore safely. It was a scary experience that I'll never forget.

What da dog doin?

Some people sell live feeds of their whole house. And other weirdos subscribe and pay to view. It’s odd but whatever. So is only fans.

That made me do a double-take too. Did that dude have a premonition or something?

security probably

@@QUEENBEE200384 some might not be weirdos, they might be burglars

That TTS voice. 😂

@@troll2637 them texans, gotta love em 😂 no matter which part of world you are from.

@@gottahide7950 do Texans talk like siri? 😂

@@troll2637 😂

She should have an after midnight radio program. Her voice is so hot.

The power of wheelies my friend.

I don’t get it. Can you tell me what happened?

@@Zona984 he’s a distracted driver by looking at them girls n not the road

@@myaimistrashgaming5175 ohhhh thx

Welcome to Brazil.

bro down galactical

@xapfe That's what she said lol

it made me so hard at first. lol

We’re good! … Oh fuck…

very common "first time" on a bike (in this case moped) mistake. Still that tiny thing can't have that much throttle, it's not a 600cc or above engine, hilarious

LMAO!!! Gold!!

@@escapetherace1943I never did that shit my first time. I don’t understand how others did that. Kinda common sense to not dump clutch or to have too much throttle but oh well

@@italkgory99 Hmm when I was new to it I dumped the throttle a bit too hard and popped the bike straight up. Thankfully the bike weighed under 400 pounds so I was able to keep my hands on it somehow and walk it back down without dropping it 🤣the issue is gassing it too hard after letting out the clutch. Beginner mistake, even though I was an experienced stick shift driver at the time.

Can I get to know you?

how do you know he is retired?

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2:28 Have fun talking your way out of a ticket there. As one of the cops in GTA4 says when he gets crashed in to, "Now you have a f***ing problem."

@@RadioactiveSherbet lol

2:28 thats a cop on the motorbike. So.... he fucked

8:49

He’s trying to stay above 50

One time, I went on a fishing trip with my friends on a small boat. Suddenly, the weather changed and we were caught in a violent storm with strong winds and huge waves. The boat started rocking dangerously and we were all terrified. We tried to hold on to anything we could find and prayed for the storm to pass. The captain did his best to navigate the boat through the storm but it seemed like an eternity before we finally reached the shore safely. It was a scary experience that I'll never forget.

Her life.

@@elih9700 It's life.

@@troye.1309 Their life.

@@elih9700 it's life.

@@troll2637 In English, you use it to refer to objects, not people. So it would be very rude and not grammatical - not only do you use a wrong pronoun gender, you also implicitly objectify that person. You should use he or she for men and women respectively.

“Balsa wood? You could’ve at least used mahogany.” - Ron Swanson

I was just thinking that that was a smart ass decision. Probably saved their life honestly.

Almost certainly or at least from serious life changing injuries.

@Cancer & Tourmaline She had enough time to just move to the right.

One time, I went on a fishing trip with my friends on a small boat. Suddenly, the weather changed and we were caught in a violent storm with strong winds and huge waves. The boat started rocking dangerously and we were all terrified. We tried to hold on to anything we could find and prayed for the storm to pass. The captain did his best to navigate the boat through the storm but it seemed like an eternity before we finally reached the shore safely. It was a scary experience that I'll never forget.

"illa da" is tamil bro

🤣🤣🤣🤣. Exactly!! That dog noticed it first and ran. But what was that?! I couldn’t catch what actually happened? 😵‍💫😵‍💫

To be fair, I'm pretty sure the guy was asleep. The dog wasn't. The reaction times of something or someone that is awake usually are a lot faster than the reaction times of something or someone that is sleeping.

@@damir_van_kalaz he was on his phone

The dog practically teleported lmao

​​@@roseking8555 a Jeep crashed onto the house, you can see a bit of its front

"0 days since our last accident"

car went up the inside of the bus, which was indicating from the outside line as it's a tight turn. cars fault, excellence retained.

hahaha thank you for beating me to it XD

Reminded me of Mr. Slave from South Park lol

Wow

that bed raising thing happen to me.fortunately i caught it before i hit anything.the dash valve failed all by itself.theres a raise,neutral and lower position.when the valve failed it caused the bed to raise in neutral,i had to hold it down in the lower position all the way back to the company yard.that was fun

Looks like I-45, home of the most boneheaded drivers in Houston.

@@elwoodblues9613 no that’s 610 East Loop @ I-10 East Freeway.

andrew pinkham: Ah, interesting.

I think about that too. Just because of some stupid A hole, your car gets ruined and your assurances raises.

Happened to me while I was stopped at a red light. Drunk moron slammed into the back of my Nissan that I had just paid off with his full size pickup. The imbecile then fled.

It does happen.

AVOID car accidents AT ALL COST. Sure, it's not your fault. Insurance will fix your car, give you a rental car, but it'll cost you your time at the accident, maybe several hours, then maybe an hour on the phone with insurance, then more time with the adjuster, then to the collision repair center, get your rental car. A month goes by, car is fixed. Pick up your car, things are not PERFECT. The repair area is off by a millimeter or two, so things leak, air comes through the door jamb, parking brake doesn't release. After 3 major car accidents, the other person's fault, I've learned my lesson. Always drive as far as possible from the cars next to me. If I gotta pull over the side of the road, I do it on an exit ramp, so less traffic. My 2 vehicles were NEVER the same after the repairs. Parts were NOT OEM.

What about that poor soul (and his poodle) @ 3:23? He's just taking a phone call in his bedroom! (Makes me glad my bed's opposite the house-side wall, although something like that would total my computer...)

this video is from 2007. and from Indianapolis, Indiana, USA

One time, I went on a fishing trip with my friends on a small boat. Suddenly, the weather changed and we were caught in a violent storm with strong winds and huge waves. The boat started rocking dangerously and we were all terrified. We tried to hold on to anything we could find and prayed for the storm to pass. The captain did his best to navigate the boat through the storm but it seemed like an eternity before we finally reached the shore safely. It was a scary experience that I'll never forget.

Idk what happened. Can you pls tell me what happened.

@@Zona984 best to ask your parents

@@county_bear9509 why

@@Zona984 because you don’t know, nor do you care.

@@county_bear9509 ok

Yeah! The couple is like "Behold darling, a random peasant boat was left here."

Well, the smol boat didn't even get hit, yet the guy bailed, and he didn't get hit either since he jumped out in front of the big boat, talk about stupid luck

One time, I went on a fishing trip with my friends on a small boat. Suddenly, the weather changed and we were caught in a violent storm with strong winds and huge waves. The boat started rocking dangerously and we were all terrified. We tried to hold on to anything we could find and prayed for the storm to pass. The captain did his best to navigate the boat through the storm but it seemed like an eternity before we finally reached the shore safely. It was a scary experience that I'll never forget.

That's not true

It's not that deep.

الف با : : Hope he alright after that accident ... !!!!

It was like a fast and furious movie I hope he’s OK

Brake and Turn sound like FULL THROTTLE when sitting on a running bike for the first time. Such a confindedspae to learn, and the other one, right into the first object on the road.

That shit killed me...THE BRAKE BROCK! vrrrrrrrrrrrrrr crash

Your description is unique 😄

9:00 cursing in polish too. kurwa jebana, hui!

M....Meat crayons?

@@niles8102 /r/MeatCrayon is the subreddit for bike-related accidents. The mental image the name gives you is all you need to know (although the sub is actually SFW, there's rarely actual gore).

I think most animals have a sort of sixth sense .