Ridiculous News Headline Tier List

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Ай бұрын

BREAKING NEWS: we take a look at some ridiculous news headlines and rank them tier list style here on HIVEMIND UNLIMITED
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@justsam4572 Ай бұрын

y’all didn’t have to put my lowest moment as the thumbnail but I’ll still tune in

@taigus-sv4vq Ай бұрын

They did you dirty Sam 😢

@dksjskjdjdj Ай бұрын

u still listen to travis scott?

@justsam4572 Ай бұрын

@@dksjskjdjdj fuck yeah

@rorye6952 Ай бұрын

Some would say it was one of your higher moments

@xGRF1 Ай бұрын

Lowest?

@14HourTechnicolorDream Ай бұрын

guys i applied for the role of "Riley" like a month ago and i still haven't gotten an email? even my agent called.. i really need this gig right now

@Helsinki40268 Ай бұрын

Yo figure 8 pfp!

@northmount2282 Ай бұрын

the gig economy can be so stressful!!

@base4yrface Ай бұрын

Good thing he's going to be kicked off soon due to his comments, they have an open casting call for the part of Riley soon

@colinbrash Ай бұрын

Yeah cause your references didn’t come through, Mr Stinky.

@zackswitch9656 Ай бұрын

Tbh I think the Riley role should be axed for a better character.

@jkmovin Ай бұрын

I am entirely befuddled and gobsmacked that neither of them recognised the absolute classic that is Does Bruno Mars is Gay?

@14HourTechnicolorDream Ай бұрын

or GAY CAVEMAN

@cassidyauld6413 Ай бұрын

thanks, i submitted that one!

@CapslockGoD 23 күн бұрын

classic game grumps bit too

@press_x_tojason 12 күн бұрын

“Classic Game Grumps bit” and it is just someone else’s joke, drawn out to be inherently unfunny.

@thomas_delaney Ай бұрын

Can’t believe yall missed the headline “Connecticut man traveling 45mph nearly runs over woman in Burlington coat factory parking lot”

@reiemg Ай бұрын

that was me

@mosespf Ай бұрын

as a fellow Connecticut person thats just the tip of the iceberg here

@InspectahReese Ай бұрын

only 45mph??

@ASOUE Ай бұрын

Incredible reference

@bankrolDiggy Ай бұрын

What was he driving, r8?

@matiasihlo2762 Ай бұрын

The Beatles used to have a pp measuring competition every year and john always won the first few years but one day paul came into the studio with a willy twice as big and went on to win every year untill the band ended. It was as if he was a whole different person

@samylemzaoui2298 Ай бұрын

now why did i google it to check

@hiero_4097 Ай бұрын

@samylemzaoui2298 is it true

@KavsLockedOut Ай бұрын

@@hiero_4097 yes

@samylemzaoui2298 Ай бұрын

@@hiero_4097 google it

@FallingEastward Ай бұрын

@hiero_4097 just checked, there's an interview with Ringo where he states that George had always been the longest so there's that debunked

@WhosDylan Ай бұрын

"Zineas and Herb" is actually top tier

@Julien_Flowers Ай бұрын

Didn't know friend of the show and musician Quebec was part of a 18 million dollar syrup heist. 😮

@madfisch473 Ай бұрын

he even confessed in his album “i didn’t mean to steal 18 million dollars worth of syrup”

@Julien_Flowers 29 күн бұрын

@@madfisch473 it all makes so much sense now

@InspectahReese Ай бұрын

“Suspect under arrest in Michigan for illegally selling grackles without a license”

@joshuafrey8464 Ай бұрын

With an illegal BOGO

@SUBMACHINEGOTH Ай бұрын

No fucking way they did a 6 minutes long bit about searching a dead kid vs searching the loch ness monster

@thomasgoninbaia7346 Ай бұрын

i mean the bass headbump is a pretty strong argument

@manzington Ай бұрын

She [first half of title] on my [second half of title] ‘til I HIVEMIND Unlimited (I have no friends)

@fortino6029 Ай бұрын

ridiculous news head on my line tier list

@catcatharsismusic Ай бұрын

SHE She [first half of title] on my ON MY [second half of title] ‘til I TIL I HIVEMIND Unlimited (I have no friends)

@OK-qj9lw Ай бұрын

⁠@@catcatharsismusicshe She “[first half of my title on my [second half of title]” on my “ ‘til I HIVEMIND Unlimited” ‘til I “(I have no friends)”

@01neveroddoreven10 Ай бұрын

She hive on my mind til I headline

@spenserwalker4361 Ай бұрын

Congratulations on not getting COVID!🎉

@treyturner9707 Ай бұрын

graydon really shot himself in the foot with his catholic priest rant, but then he got me right back on board with the missing kids argument

@casadastraphobia 5 күн бұрын

Not unlike when Dignan shot (something something hivemind comment joke)

@Austin_3000 Ай бұрын

I cant even watch the news anymore since Dignan started his reign of terror

@Pocket_Jake Ай бұрын

i measure everything in taylor swifts i've always done that

@danielmagee8637 Ай бұрын

They fail to recognize the possibility of a pre-existing longer corpse from someone who used to be the tallest man in the world.

@SimplyMattis Ай бұрын

Finally a video for viewers who don't know shit about music or movies, but do know what super tuesday is

@HearingWall7238 Ай бұрын

What is super tuesday

@dudemanguy3912 Ай бұрын

@HearingWall7238 clearly this video isn't for you

@CakeHeadYTChannel Ай бұрын

I feel like Riley is still mad about the gabapentin thing

@familyguycutawaygag Ай бұрын

analyzing the beatles jerk circle like the zapruder film is crazy

@blunderbass851 Ай бұрын

My mind is totally hived

@gbar8569 Ай бұрын

"Sir, a second tower has just hit the plane" might be S tier ngl

@SasMuffin427 Ай бұрын

some solid picks but nothing that tops "large boulder the size of a small boulder"

@aezidoubleu Ай бұрын

The hivemind unlimited background always makes me feel like im watching imposters

@makesomething4093 Ай бұрын

28:26 I want to believe he got this mis-pronunciation ingrained in him from the ridiculous announcer from Pokémon Stadium. He would say “IT BARROWED UNDERGROUND!”

@Leo-st9ti Ай бұрын

Dear Riley, this video has left a profound impact on me. My mom just ascended from triple cancer and after what happened back in 2003 I’ve been struggling. As June approaches and the cherry blossom perishes, I feel my slip loosen. My mind feels like an empty cave, echoing everything put in. My soul is gone, I’m simply just existing now as the bells toll grows louder. Btw could you guys please give me my house back? This game isn’t funny anymore.. Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

@123brendan12 Ай бұрын

“Man arrested for smuggling Egyptian Salamanders into El Salvador, its SO illegal”

@ohyeah4399 Ай бұрын

dead kid vs loch ness monster is a crazy matchup

@BurnAfterEating Ай бұрын

please make a part two so you can include my hometowns infamous "Man forced way into home, made frozen spaghetti and clams, police say"

@youngmanomg Ай бұрын

missed opportunity on that last one cause the full headline is "The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay?". The entire article is insane and classic

@LilAnnThrax Ай бұрын

I would love a "love is love unless you're an armadillo" sticker

@k2a2l2 Ай бұрын

the bruno mars one is one of the greatest of all time, a true classic

@jonsve4948 Ай бұрын

instant green background classic

@neverrsober Ай бұрын

graydons thighs looking huge today

@kubahavelka9556 Ай бұрын

Wow you're right, those are some chunky big boy fuck-me hippo thighs

@Squidditch Ай бұрын

We being blessed with hivemind content recently

@erikkarlsson6815 Ай бұрын

The congregation diddler goes hard tho

@bellsyo72 Ай бұрын

I screenshotted a news article that said "Antisemitism rally planned Sunday in [my city]"... It was for Antisemitism awareness week

@lanceelliott2504 Ай бұрын

Need y'all to know that I'm autistic and while it's inconsequential it makes me viscerally angry every time you film in front of the green wall instead of the yellow room

@ianumathews5922 Күн бұрын

Hopefully this doesn’t make it worse for you but the fact that they are at a flat wall and not a corner also gets to me 😭

@mortezz1268 Ай бұрын

Hernanes' saddest backflip was because he scored against his former team

@mortezz1268 Ай бұрын

Also it created the subreddit r/saddestbackflip which is full of ridiculous sports headlines

@Randomjackass135 Ай бұрын

A “river of Vyvanse”. Wow. We really all lived the same life. So many Pall Malls, so many reds.

@disphing Ай бұрын

how could they forget about zynldlish gambino

@biscuittactician 29 күн бұрын

watched this while i was playing minecraft and i kept thinking a creeper was about to go off with their choice of sound effect when giving a ranking

@snfriedm Ай бұрын

2 hives in a few days???? cmon hive mind you don’t have to spoil us like that. no seriously you don’t.

@haleys_hus Ай бұрын

episode 2 gotta have "kim kardashian touches down in pete davidson's native new york city"

@rainerochsofficial Ай бұрын

guys you forgot “man opens amusement park dedicated to pulled pork under the influence of gabapentin”

@ethan_dollard Ай бұрын

where are the headlines about the crimes dignan committed overseas

@violetskypilot6697 Ай бұрын

for like 2 seconds at 34:49, graydon had raw Wayne from Letterkenny energy, could feel the produce stand squint from here

@clam6254 Ай бұрын

riley is confused about zynnachino, wait till he finds out what al pacino is going by nowadays…

@stellar1526 Ай бұрын

as a canadian its always amusing to see americans say "qwuh-beck" when they try to pronounce quebec. its whimsical, like the pogo stick based crime i did not commit in 1998.

@EditsbyM 29 күн бұрын

there's an entire subreddit dedicated to similar football headlines to "saddest backflip".

@d360_ Ай бұрын

Should do another episode where it’s just Florida Man headlines

@user-yp3oz6st7d Ай бұрын

jokes are funny, set is great, but the two mic setup changes the auditory vibe in a way that i’m not sure i like, maybe it sounds too professional

@YuutsuSekai_ Ай бұрын

You guys should do a hivemind limited reading the Does Bruno Mars Is Gay story! It’s an experience

@tatianaxx5000 Ай бұрын

My favorite alpha male podcast

@Scalien Ай бұрын

she Ridiculous News Headline on my Tier List till I HIVEMIND UNLIMITED

@blakehagins3069 12 күн бұрын

My favorite hivemind bit 23:50 - 26:06

@karldubois5821 Ай бұрын

12:29 Super hyped they finally shouted me out! Love you guys

@andynachos2045 20 күн бұрын

Dignan is giving me uncanny valley in the thumbnail

@ttig4044 Ай бұрын

Grayden could give Fantanos thighs a run for their money.

@staccato2 Ай бұрын

GRAYDONS THIGHS😀

@joshklapperich9416 Ай бұрын

minion memes tierlist

@Ahhghghh 16 күн бұрын

Calling dead kids elusive is hilarious

@funnyguy1203 Ай бұрын

wait... im REALLY confused. why did the dignan-looking guy say he liked the taylor swift meteor headline then put it in F tier later????

@kubahavelka9556 Ай бұрын

Just two guys having an unlimited amounts of fun

@Bug3ater2 Ай бұрын

Still adjusting to the new set. Didn't know the table was hiding diggys absolute trunks of legs

@cecilygriffis6508 Ай бұрын

My sister would not be here today if my mom would have worn sneakers as the green m&m on halloween 2002 I can tell you that much

@shrimpscampin Ай бұрын

Mr Stinky farted on his employee, kicked a tree, then galloped away

@thejunklord812 Ай бұрын

Never thought i’d Hernanes’s name on Hivemind. He backflipped after scoring against his previous team (Lazio) and it didn’t go down too well.

@yourstruly4536 Ай бұрын

riley looks like he shouldn't be taller than a cartoon mouse door

@raventrunite6459 Ай бұрын

omg ! honi soit (first headline) is the student paper at usyd (a uni in sydney australia) !!!

@strandiam Ай бұрын

Maybe the picnic table had a pole hole. ⛱

@myragingwhormoans Ай бұрын

can't believe they've never seen does bruno mars is gay

@iceboarding4462 Ай бұрын

Nice Hum shirt, Riley!!

@t0xen635 Ай бұрын

really going back to s2 w/a tier list

@benaylward9288 Ай бұрын

Riley’s Hum shirt is so fire

@me8058 Ай бұрын

Why is there two dudes talking about news?? I came here to watch Titanic

@cologne4965 Ай бұрын

She go hivemind mode on my unlimited

@dylanburris9593 Ай бұрын

does bruno mars is gay brought me back to the game grumps era 😢

@vikings4life547 Ай бұрын

I love this style of videos!

@chanceprine 3 күн бұрын

We really gotta buy a couple of ferns for this set

@WhosDylan Ай бұрын

I'm honestly struggling really hard to stay motivated in school and every day seems so challenging. I just really want to thank everyone at Hivemind. Thank you for making my life seem a little easier and for giving me time to just sit and laugh. It helps me out more than anything and I'll forever be grateful for you guys, the friends I never met. ❤

@whatatimetobealive524 Ай бұрын

when you give up that's when you fucked up get your fucking racks up

@mollysockmonkey Ай бұрын

riley’s fit kinda eating

@lu-qx9gw 29 күн бұрын

i love the people laughing in the background

@Ikea_Enjoyer Ай бұрын

why did graydon get the mrbeast treatment on the thumbnail

@BigCon55 Ай бұрын

This room isn’t yellow enough

@sean6285 Ай бұрын

I didn’t expect Hernanes to be mentioned in a hivemind video ever 😂

@Filthytongue_2002 Ай бұрын

All these headlines about the terrible things Dignan apparently did are ridiculous

@joachimb5721 Ай бұрын

How many of those headlines are satire, like from the Onion?

@SkillSyrup Ай бұрын

That picnic table incident happened in my home town lol

@theprettyoftheodd7997 Ай бұрын

it's about time for the news

@lilhotdish 10 күн бұрын

All time best channel to sleep to!

@BeDjeRenD 28 күн бұрын

We making it out of the dark murky waters of comedy with this one

@gonzaloalva126 Ай бұрын

Riley be looking super nervous, almost like he knew what happend to that child in 1996 in Fargo, North Dakota

@funty420 29 күн бұрын

Not used to seeing graydons legs like this. 6'4" you say....to shreds you say...

@taiyaki4141 Ай бұрын

recently learned my teacher is a hivemind fan, very scary discovery that i may never recover from

@_calebdylan Ай бұрын

quebeca

@accenon_ Ай бұрын

graydons body double's doing a great job in this

@AshtonCullinan Ай бұрын

My top 2 favorites of all time are: 'Make better choices' endangered Hawaiian monk seals keep getting eels stuck up their noses and scientists would like for them to stop Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

@dragonlily187 Ай бұрын

Yall missed “Massachusetts man accidentally crashes into Apple Store going over 60mph” ill never stop wondering how do you accidentally crash into a store going 60mph