Wow! 15k views on this video in just over 18 hours??? Did the video get picked up somewhere? How did you hear about it?

Imagine seeing the faces of the enimies when they see a roller coaster transporting troops. lol.

this is the only rollercoaster where i would shit my pants. cause i cant hold it for that long :)

The ride down was actually pretty nice. You really can't beat the scenery. If the trees aren't good enough, you have the freakin' Great Wall Of China!

6:35 That happened to me on a roller coaster once when the workers weren't paying attention that the restraints weren't working, and on a looping coaster! That's why in America shoulder restraints now have seat belts added to hold them in place.

I just watched an entire five and a half minutes of some guy going up a lift hill. I need to find something more productive to do with my time.

It's really just transportation. Not a ride per se.

That was scary for all the wrong reasons

Rollercoaster going uphill. I watched all the harry potter films, decided to complete FF7 and paint my house blue what did i miss? Oh nothing well i better just take my dog for a 75 mile walk.

Sounds like no maintenance is done on that thing. No thanks.

So this is what they do with all that scrap metal we sell them.

Regardless of what others may think, this was really cool. It really is a great way to get to the wall. It seems to be more of a transportation system than thrill ride. I don't know how it's presented (meaning thrill ride, or transport), but for what it is, it's a different experience that most of the population of this little blue ball we hurtle through space on will never be able to experience first hand. Thanks for posting this! I, for one, enjoy seeing something different. Everything doesn't have to be thrills and adrenaline all the time. The fact that you are bringing the world to us in a way that that most of us will never get to do is quite commendable. Screw the haters, and keep them coming!!!

Two things I find disturbing. 1.) The lax attitude for using restraints. (even if the ride barely does anything) 2.) The excessive squealing/squeeking noise coming from the trains as they moved along the tracks. Screams maintenance neglect.

I waited for the ENTIRE video for what I thought would be an epic drop. Thank you, TPR, for providing a great troll, and China, you have won the award of the worst ride of any kind in all of time and space.

Havent the Chinese heard of WD-40?...those rails were awful squeeky

at the 4 minute mark i was like... 1 day later... still going up

Best 8 minutes and 41 seconds of my life

Loved the annotations! Those were better than the ride LOL

It's amazing that it actually takes more time to ascend the lift hill on this ride than it does to actually get the darn thing over with!

wow, this is the most boring roller coaster POV video i 've ever watched. What am I talking about... This is not a roller coaster as in a theme park, this is more to a transportation that get you up to the top hill, and back down. Why they didn't just built cable car or anything, this is the weirdest means of transportation I have ever witnessed.

That is not a roller coaster for me it is like the hongkong peak tram

The Great Wall of Squeaks

Interesting.I've been on Alpine slides and alpine coasters but this is the first time I've seen them hooked up together to make a roller coaster.

Showed up at the top of my recommended list. And it did not disappoint!

I... watched... the... whole... thing.... Including the part about you pooping. I'm going to go and take a nap, now.

Oh, and "Lift Hills in the RAW" would be a great gag gift.

That lift hill had almost as much excitement as Steel Dragon at Marine Land!

Dude that was the most hilarious commentary for the most boring rollorcoaster ride ever. Restraints off time while in motion priceless! Hahahahahaha!!!

Going down seems to be the best part...

Best TPR video EVER!

WOW!!! I WAS ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT THE WHOLE TIME TILL I FELL ASLEEP AND HIT THE FLOOR,WOKE UP AND REALIZED I HAD MISSED NOTHING LOL! GREAT NARRATING! GOOD VID... THANKS FOR SHARING!

That was boring as fuck but the text kinda made it better hahah

The subtitles are really making me laugh. XD

"Accidents first. Safety Second" Spoken by Robb Alvey.

That was the most AMAZING thing I have ever seen on KZfaq!

Lmao dude, I was bored with the ride but your texts were hilarious. Can't wait to see your other vids.

greatest. roller coaster. ever.

Why place mirrors on the turns, you'll hear this thing scraping it's way to you way before you see it.

anyone else like the sound the roller coaster makes

yup that lift sure sums up the walk up the great wall..but its an amazing feeling being on the wall

they need to modif this coaster to make it a high looping coaster china has a great idea going here just need some more input

commentary priceless

I've been watching roller coaster videos for years. This is easily the scariest one yet

... Phycedelic... Great Wall of China here... LOL! Great vid! That is amazing! I would LOVE to be on that rollercoaster! Nice vid!

Do yourself a favor and skip the first 5:30 .

its better to bring own oil or grease from home to put that in coaster rail LOL

I was scrolling down my recommended, just woken up, and this was the most amazing funny ass video to wake up to, thank you! 😂

"there is an amazing smell of metal scraping metal" -- end video. -- haha, robb you're the best.

WHEN DO WE GET TO THE RIDE?!?

i'd watch this again just for the captions lmao

Cause your videos are awesome! And everyone loves theme park review

The wall is pretty awesome though. Wow, and such a squeaky roller-coaster. 😊🌹

The track looks like mountain coaster. It's much more fun if you are a single cart rider. :)

That's one hell of a rorrer coaster.

When I went to the Great Wall, my family rode a ski life up there, and went down on some kind of bob sled thing. Maybe this is a different part of the Wall or something.

That guy with the restraint and your commentary was class 😂😂

Ugh, listen to all those bad bearings.

Sarcasm..Sarcasm everywhere

Still one of my favorite videos. Not sure why. Great content. We need lift hills in the raw video!

This makes me think of that campaign in Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 where you have to build a theme park right next to the Great Wall of China.

lol I'd buy lift hills in the raw.

the down hill train needs some oil

Actually, this is one my favorite videos you've done. There was something oddly fascinating about it.

loving how safe it looks. Thanks for the upload, would never have visited the great wall, but if I ever do I know now that I can ride up in style lol

Oh gee, I can learn Chinese faster than this ride. XD

Wow I legit just shit myself that ride was sooooo scary man, especially that lift hill :3 haha yeah no I just wasted a little more of my life watching this...

The first part of this video is exactly the same as the nightmare that wakes up every coaster enthusiast, drenched in sweat: a 5 minute lift hill, and you get off at the top.

Hey! Can I get a copy of Lift Hills in the Raw?

Is there gonna be a Great Wall Of Trump roller coaster?

How did I survive watching that?

Is the track on the left disused or is it only operational during peak seasons????

"There's an amazing smell of metal scraping metal..." One of the all-time famous last lines. (and yeah, we could HEAR metal scraping metal too--a lot.)

LUBE !!!!!!

This commentary is funny as hell

The only reason I watched the entire lift hill footage is because I was enjoying Rob's smart ass cometary and subtitles.

this looks like so much fun !

This needs to be rmc’d lol

LOL....Oh come on, I was told that it was kinda created for the elderly and those with disabilities. I thought it was kinda cool but nothing beat running up and then back down! Its a view I'll never forget.

Getting a favorite for sheer sarcasm during the start :D

I can't believe I just sat through that, I was waiting for the big drop haha.

lmao 8:24

Nice spelling on ever!!!! Lol

Omg you have some guts to ride that thing I fainted just by seeing this

0:06 - 5:43 "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet........(5 1/2 minutes later) Yay we're here! Now let's go back don on the squeakiest coaster ever made! Yay!!!!! XD

That ride could use a few hundred cans of WD-40.

I think it was pretty frightening. just look at the state of what that ride is in! Be lucky it didn't break and kill you all hahaha.

This may be one of the longest lift hills that I have ever seen in my life! Great way to enjoy the scenery, but a little TOO long. If it was just a tad faster, that would be great. Still looks quite fun though!

holy jeezus! i think i wanna walk 6 000 miles to get there and ride it! ive ridden allot of coasters! but i havent come across one that amazing! boy, youve got balls of tungsten riding that pil o' fun!

maybe their friends in Iraq could send them some oil for those wheels

I did not like the sqeaking sound

Oh boy! You guys were having fun!

I can't wait to preorder lift hills in the raw. Also a missed opportunity to do dualies on the Great Wall

Is it just me or does that look pretty badly done

Inappropriate commentary from a man of your age.

I think the only reason we all stuck around for the lift hill was that glorious sarcasm.

The captions in this video are top of the class!

No offense dude I like your videos but that ride down was pathetic.

Just goes to show that visiting any of the natural wonders of the world is basically pointless. Nothing but tourists. Ugh...

Is the guy in the front of the train an employee whose job is to work the brake? Or just a general rider?

The commentary and the captions in this video are killing me 😂😂😂