I just love the cliche where a character coughs once, so you know they're sick/dying. "He's going to die!?" "Well, I mean he did cough a couple of times earlier in the movie, you should have seen this coming." "What does Dad have?" "He has a cough, Sweetie. There is no cure."

"Hey, quit having so much fun!" "The official motto of Great Britain." Spot on

“Make believe is stupid! I’m going to watch 6 hours of somebody else playing Minecraft.” Wow Mike. Wow. Ok, you guys went all out on this one. Amazing!

The best part of this movie is not only watching Malcom McDowell ham up the scenes he's in, but listening to him change accents three or four times :D

"Why do I feel like we just entered a Stephen King novel?" _"'Because the scene felt like it was written in a minute?"_ That dig made me bust out laughing so hard that I startled my viewing companion. I enjoy much of King's work, but you can always spot the parts in every story where he was clearly on a roll and didn't stop to look over what he'd just written.

To Bill Corbett: Since the days of Crow, thank you for the sacrifice of your lungs for our audible enjoyment. *"STAY!"*

“PlayStation 2 is booting up” is a fantastic riff, it makes me so happy

The Isle of Man truly is a magical place. Apart from the infestation of non-indigenous fireflies and Droog retirement home.

Oh God we're talking about the Ice Cream Bunny again? My PTSD just kicked in again...

the blatant dragging on of the "reading the book" scene was funny in and of itself. Gotta make it as long as a "real" movie without spending any money!

"Make-believe is STUPID... I'm gonna go watch 6 hours of someone else playing Minecraft." "Evie, you're so STUPID... I'm gonna go watch a show about dump trucks that turn into robots and punch each other."

Really speaks to the strength of the story that I could walk away for literally two minutes, come back, and be completely lost. 🤣

I remember seeing this back in 2013 with my grandmother. I thought it was the worst movie. Thank you Rifftrax for doing this one. But now, I would like to see you guys riff The Oogieloves, Cool Cat, or Alabama Moon.

What if A Talking Cat?!! and Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders had a baby?

"An old drunk telling a boy his father deserves to die? So maybe he's Irish after all." ouch

Uh oh! Dad coughed once! Better start writing the eulogy.

30:11 I died at the “holy sh- GOOD NIGHT!”

The most unbelievable part of this movie is that the guy got an NHS appointment right away. The most believable part is that the doctor then says, "you're better off just going back home."

That PS2 reference was money. Rifftrax and MST3K are fantastic

the moment Macdowel sat down on that green chair after telling them to leave all i could think was, " oh cool a fraggle rock prequel movie"

"Firefly mine." "And Fox just cancelled the mine." Ouch. That one hurt. Too soon.

47:12 Made a riff here about everybody eventually dying like grandma, in response to the girl asking if Roger Dorn from Major League was gonna die. Couple weeks ago I had a heart attack and couldn't help thinking "holy shit, *I **_really am gonna die_** like grandma!"*

30 minutes in and my favorite character is the little dog. He's so cool. Everybody else sucks.

Malcolm McDowell fighting fairies makes me long for Jim Varney fighting trolls with milk.

"Atleast, she didn't get propositioned by that swinger couple there in the corner..." Again, that's the director's cut

You know, this is actually the same plot as Straw Dogs. American man's British wife inherits an old house there. They move in to fix it up. There are hostile locals who get more and more rowdy until they form a mob and storm the place at the end, and a single constable trying to keep the peace is overwhelmed. All they did was swap out the man child for fairies.

I will never have trouble falling asleep ever again

I'm pretty sure I've seen this sitting in the Wal-Mart $5 bin.

Definitely need some laughs after the long rude awakening that is Monday!

14:26 In a house full of antiques they have a an unseasoned yet rustless cast iron pan. Its almost as if the prop department bought it the day before, couldn't get the eggs to slide off the raw metal, and had to float it in lard so the actress could get it onto the plate.

There really needs to be a hefty penalty to filmmakers who don't know how to use Malcom McDowell properly.

I bought this and I'm still delighted to see it up on KZfaq now! 😁

“I’m gonna go watch a show about dump trucks that turn into robots and punch each other."

Deep hurting

"Reverend Slenderman" lmao. Who do you think has the craziest filmography, Malcolm McDowell or David Warner?

Just when Alex the ex Droog was starting to get past his anti social psycosis, a bulling fairy pushes him over the edge. He went on to kill Kirk.

This is my favorite of those sappy South African children's movies, unless you count that one with the Christmas fairy schoolteacher, which is just bonkers.

Oh look, it's gold.... Yes, because when there's out of operation mines, there tends to be pieces of gold laying around😒 Thank God for Rifftrax😁

"We're coming Kyle! Stay there!" "Well, my legs are crushed under rubble, so sure."

"From a recipe called RUINED EGGS" 🍳

49:07 “You can’t walk, your arm hurts.” 😂😂😂😂

The timing of the line about the kid's shirt was excellent

"She has a magic spell called, "walk it off, you whiner!" Has Rocket been sitting in on these viewings?

YYYEEEEEEESSSSS!! I am super happy this one's coming to the youtube channel, by far one of my favorite ever... of all time.

Needed more cheese puffs

There are very few movies that I look to see how much more I have to endure, and even fewer that are RIFFed. But, this one, at 44 minutes, I looked.

Keep up the good work gentlemen.

Here may be found the last words of Joseph or Aramethia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Fairy Kingdom of Arrrrrrrrrrr…

A movie? A movie I haven't seen? TT^TT Thank you guys!

I can't believe Malcolm went from a droog to this and lunch able commercials 😫

I like how nobody was particularly interested in saving the life of some generic 90s kid named Kyle.

It's Shaun's father from Psych!

I've never seen this one. A new classic? Hell, they are ALL classics in their own way...

Come to the Isle of Man! Your kids will be chased by bullies and screamed at by simple-minded townsfolk! We're prejudiced, stupid, and our medical facilities are trash! The Isle of Man: it's like Steven King's Maine!

2 pillows @33:25 _Planes, Trains, & Automobiles_ reference! RIP John Candy This riff is perfect, in that I had already seen BrutalMoose's rundown on the movie...

10:22 Hey! Stephen King put a lot of thought into the script for Maximum Overdrive!

30:11 Can't stop from bursting out with laughter at this line everytime

I've seem them! Snap, Crackle and Pop! The legends are Trrrruuueee. 🙂

24:00 I only just realised that's Shawn Spencer's dad from Psych. 42:25 "My God! Rope coils, rotting lumber... My God son, the MILDEW!!!"

This movie has the whimsical tone of a standard children's film, but the way it bridges its moments of whimsy and tenderness is nonsensical. Things feel like they happen just because it's a film for kids; the most perplexing example of this being when that gang of boys start chasing after the main kid for no readily apparent reason, just because kids films usually have some exciting chase sequence that ends with the pursuers being humiliated (it's also why the kids on the bikes are stopped by going into the pond for no reason). This movie is wearing the skin of a family-friendly kids movie Buffalo Bill style, with none of the heart or understanding of what makes a good one. The closest it gets to having a functioning idea was its message about not judging others based on appearance, but even that needed to be spelled out with the scriptwriting grace of a refrigerator falling down the stairs.

Does McDowell not drink irl? He's trying very hard to NOT drink a drop of that beer for some reason in that short little pub scene. I mean, good on him. Just something I noticed.

The fact that this is the most competent thing I've seen them riff on since MST3K really says a lot about how crap the other movies were.

Man, even with the Rifftrax guys this movie is painful!

I love how Malcolm's accent sort of circles the UK. One minute he's from Liverpool and the next he's from Yorkshire. And the amount of scenery he chews would put Nicholas Cage to shame.

Look what I found! "It's a delicate glass fairy toilet."

To be fair, if I was dying, I couldn't talk of a better thing to do than play around with my kids as much as I can.

"Who is playing the male lead?" "Remember the jerk from LA Law?"

nice to hear McDowell using a scottish accent. or Mannish or whatever also the dad looks like the lovechild of Willem Dafoe and Mike Judge

Wow that's an awesomely obscure Flying Circus reference!

Seeing Malcolm McDowell in something like this is too much for me.

Love the 2 Sheds reference 😄

We should really discuss these villagers. _A truly uncomfortable_ amount of time to help cough ridden Dad move those pre-broken, prop department placed rocks.

"Where's my fairy smashers?" loool

Okay OKAY but there was a restaurant named Finn McCool’s on Kitchen Nightmares, what the hell.

“Place is infested with Bjorks”

I like how the constable at the end really did not put up much of a fight to break free.

What a strange, disconnected movie. Too silly for grown-ups, too complicated for kids, it feels like it must have had a slew of different directors and a stable of confused writers, all working against each other in a crammed and claustrophobic set with gawky special effects. Still, has Rifftrax Greatness written all over it!

is this gonna turn into a " merlins mystical shop of wonders " thing? because i am so down for that

So New Zealand got the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and South Africa got... this??

I was introduced to this film by Brutalmoose, and I gotta say, Fairy King of Ar (and B's) feels incomplete without Ian's insane editing

At any moment, I was fully expecting McDowell to say “Death is like a predator, it’s stalking you.”

Few things as awesome as Bill's New York Groove accent. 🤖🤵🤖💜

He was cured, alright..

that kid was drowning in water that was only up to his knees 😄

Woo! Wasn't expecting this one on the channel! What a treat! Thank you so much!

Bill's New York fairy is amazing 1:17:38

Dear Malcom McDowell, Loved you in Clockwork Orange! We have a role in an upcoming fantasy adventure film that we think you're perfect for!

22:30 wait, why did he hesitate before saying 'son' and then identify the _son_ as the new owner of the house? I was really expecting to find out all the villagers were right and the whole thing turns into a horror movie.

I love driving across “Fairy Bridge”…the only thing that SUCKS is scraping those little bastards off of my windshield.

my kidney stone collection, that'll raise my spirits

I think they secretly wanted to kill Kyle. I mean they knew he had a highly disturbed sleep pattern, yet insisted he sleep in a bed five feet off the floor. "We had a son but he fell out of bed one night and broke his neck. It was the darnedest thing. Any sympathy you have for us would be greatly appreciated."

Did anyone else notice how the closing credits start with the Financial Controller?

I'm still at the beginning but I'm surprised you didn't mention a co-writer was early 80s hunk Christopher Atkins of Blue Lagoon fame.

Henry Spencer's life really spiraled once he retired from the SCPD

Oh, it’s Sean’s Dad from Psych!

I drank some green liquor that had the same effect

this movie was so close to being a decent movie for children.

Nice 'Chris Katan weird comedy spasm' reference.

Getting MP and the Holy Grail vibes with The Fairy King of Arrrrrrr..... Auurrrrghh? No, Arrrrrrrrr. Iiiiiiivveess...

This movie reminds me of a dramatic film adaptation of a Scooby Doo script