Right ear the bible (chinese), Left ear Mozart (2x speed)

Рет қаралды 1,439,959

ONE8MATIC Miscellaneous

3 ай бұрын

Right ear the bible (chinese)
Left ear Mozart (2x speed)

Пікірлер: 1 900

@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous 3 ай бұрын

Full version is out on my channel guys pls stop asking its literally there

@TheBrickWhisperer 3 ай бұрын

pin the comment, dum dum

@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous 3 ай бұрын

@@TheBrickWhisperer cant, not enough channel history according to youtube.

@PM-vv3uc 3 ай бұрын

Where's the full version

@user-xu6jm4kq3y 3 ай бұрын

@@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous:( Make more videos, we need a full version with all 9 hours of bible and different Mozart music

@filodej2203 3 ай бұрын

where is the full version?

@ScorpoYT 3 ай бұрын

The education which my kids deserve

@gametreeZ 3 ай бұрын

1 million subs and 1 like💀💀

@engineergaming3 3 ай бұрын

Your content pre 2019 incident was much better

@achourfreepalestine 3 ай бұрын

Tf is scorpo doing here This is the third random comment I saw him make 💀🙏

@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous 3 ай бұрын

omggg scorpoo

@guillelite7385 3 ай бұрын

Man you are a legend

@deus8546 3 ай бұрын

John Cena's daily routine be like

@gamechanger8908 3 ай бұрын

Zhong Xina*

@catsupempire3920 3 ай бұрын

racist

@user-xn3gv4ys9d 3 ай бұрын

@@catsupempire3920YOU'RE RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@IRape1MonthOldBabies 3 ай бұрын

racer

@ETHIOPIAUTTP-gp5jc 3 ай бұрын

racing

@MagickjellyMC 3 ай бұрын

As a Christian classical musician who can speak chinese, this is exactly what i needed.

@theminuteman7611 3 ай бұрын

Could you give me a rough translation? My mandarin is lacking and all I pretty much understood was there was a war being fought with soldiers (kinda duh 😅), and someone brought their wife and two sons (then proceeds to tell each of their names).

@MagickjellyMC 3 ай бұрын

@@theminuteman7611 Its a reading of the book of Ruth starting from the very beginning You can just go read the bible from there, it'll be more accurate than anything I can translate lol

@dr.limabeansshometherapy1300 3 ай бұрын

@@theminuteman7611someone said it’s the Book of Ruth chapter 1

@angelicgirl13 2 ай бұрын

As a fellow American born Taiwanese Christian classically trained musician, who can speak Mandarin, I second that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 And yes, it is the Book of Ruth 1

@Free_Palestine_and_Fukk_israel 2 ай бұрын

@@angelicgirl13 *****american born Chinese

@m4n1fst 3 ай бұрын

Book is Ruth 1 (路得記，第一章 Lù dé jì, dì yī zhāng) Song is Mozart's Flute Concerto No.2 in D Major, K.314

@EEEEEEEE 3 ай бұрын

E‎

@yakuzzi35 2 ай бұрын

are you ambidextrous?

@Rubenz343 2 ай бұрын

@@EEEEEEEE É

@nerdporkspass1m1st78 2 ай бұрын

Thank you for letting me find the specific book of the Bible in Chinese

@monkepantsart 2 ай бұрын

🤓👆

@orphanslayer6774 3 ай бұрын

We recommend headphones for best experience: ignores Right ear The bible (Chinese) Left ear Mozart (2x speed): GRABS HEADPHONES INSTANTLY

@hongthainguyen5334 3 ай бұрын

This is a good test for my uneven iPhone top and bottom speakers

@XEdeam 3 ай бұрын

@@hongthainguyen5334 Wait. Those were speakers?

@hongthainguyen5334 3 ай бұрын

@@XEdeamI sometimes wonder where people listen to phone calls from... Not to spite you or anything, I just see people listen to the bottom end of their phones

@Khan-Queso 3 ай бұрын

that shit was not funny

@hongthainguyen5334 3 ай бұрын

@@Khan-Quesounreal

@IncoherentBellowing 3 ай бұрын

I feel like my social credit score is rapidly oscillating

@LojuncosaurusAlto 3 ай бұрын

I don't know if that is the case. CCP does not like the Bible, or Christianity. Edit: wait, I think that what you said is sorta make sense.

@Ya-Kids-Topic 3 ай бұрын

@@LojuncosaurusAltowhat about mozart

@LojuncosaurusAlto 3 ай бұрын

@Ya-Kids-Topic Let me check for a bit.... Alright, Mozart is tolerable enough for them.

@lagudoufu 3 ай бұрын

bro really thinks China discriminates against religion and music wtf is wrong with you people@@LojuncosaurusAlto

@highkey4316 3 ай бұрын

@@lagudoufubrother they have committed genocide against muslims ☠️

@eetu7725 3 ай бұрын

this made me realize my speakers were the wrong way around. good educational video

@ochunga1692 2 ай бұрын

The fact that the right and left on screen are backwards is the cherry on top

@chumbucket3475 2 ай бұрын

Well, technically they’re correct, assuming they’re referring to the ears of the 3D modelled person on screen and not the listener

@coolestcars1983 2 ай бұрын

probably to mess with people without earphones

@ShaneEriks 2 ай бұрын

Anatomical position has joined the chat 😅

@iwishtoexplode5162 3 ай бұрын

This video made me realize my headphones I’ve been using for 7 years are wired backwards

@THE_PERSON4204 3 ай бұрын

._.

@YurinanAcquiline 3 ай бұрын

😅

@showmesomethingrandom4163 3 ай бұрын

HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE LMAO

@fakkva2841 3 ай бұрын

Lmao

@mgg7756 3 ай бұрын

It's ok, it's an educational video

@kylew121 3 ай бұрын

I think I unironically would enjoy a longer version of this, lol

@zzaade 3 ай бұрын

say less kzfaq.info/get/bejne/muBoncpnvt2Weo0.htmlsi=wbLpHYlW7T1rLCA1

@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous 3 ай бұрын

sure why not, i still have the fl file.

@thebigcheese8169 3 ай бұрын

Put on loop

@mashypotatywithgravy1398 3 ай бұрын

@@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous please do it i would also unironiclaly enjoy this

@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous 3 ай бұрын

@@mashypotatywithgravy1398 I already released it

@cloverisfan818 3 ай бұрын

Fun fact: the piece is mozart’s flute concerto no. 2 in d major

@enterchannelname154 3 ай бұрын

Thank you

@brettuhl7818 3 ай бұрын

Deez nuts are majorly sore (I have testicular cancer)

@Shepherdd__ Ай бұрын

What's fun about that fact tho

@redcv6706 2 ай бұрын

this video has taught me an invaluable lesson I don't understand Chinese. Nor have I memorized the Bible. Therefore, the right ear is effectively just random phonemes being spoken to me by an machine-generated voice. This has utterly changed my worldview.

@fwra1234 3 ай бұрын

starting my morning right

@KeyJamBlues 3 ай бұрын

Same here

@erenvardi6543 3 ай бұрын

start your morning with the (chinese) bible? why not with the left

@edtheangler4930 3 ай бұрын

I read morning night

@bleedingg 3 ай бұрын

real shit

@fourtyfiftynine 3 ай бұрын

honestly arent we all

@kittylorda 3 ай бұрын

ah yes, the perfect way to learn mandarin, read the bible, and listen to classical music

@theseangle 3 ай бұрын

Brainmaxxing Brain rot maxxing

@majoras_swag2 3 ай бұрын

@@theseangle*_BYE BYE_*

@altrizma9130 3 ай бұрын

Hello Kitty.

@user-op6yb6qf7i 2 ай бұрын

And also to learn which is left and right.

@MarkGilliam-er7rs 2 ай бұрын

Three things I can absolutely live without lol

@rcdr898 2 ай бұрын

I don't know why, but this is probably the hardest I've laughed in 6 months

@krench421 3 ай бұрын

This video made me realize one of my speakers wasn't working properly. Thank you

@galacticcorolla3082 3 ай бұрын

this deserves to gain views as fast as i'm learning

@turna1216 3 ай бұрын

Video drops to 1 view

@Depressed_until_dead 3 ай бұрын

@@turna1216 the number becomes negative for the first time in history

@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent 3 ай бұрын

Left ear (Quran, Hebrew recitation) Right ear (Gunshots Chicago ASMR)

@JohnFortniteKennedy_ 3 ай бұрын

Yes please

@Buto.7103 3 ай бұрын

Palestine ASMR

@trassical 3 ай бұрын

@@Buto.7103 lmaoooo

@NolanHOfficial 3 ай бұрын

@@Buto.7103nah 💀💀

@spittyjr.2181 3 ай бұрын

@@Buto.7103:|

@oceanidmakesmewet3739 3 ай бұрын

Thank u for right ear the bible chinese, left ear Mozart ive been searching for this everywhere

@seetooeeetoo 3 ай бұрын

this feels like an audio tutorial for a skillset I cannot begin to comprehend

@yenyehski_698 3 ай бұрын

Truly a masterpiece. Can't wait for right ear Jordan Peterson (Jordanian Arabic), left ear Turbo Phonk (slowed and reverbed).

@Bleilock1 3 ай бұрын

Turbofolk*

@user-kl6lo7hx4w 3 ай бұрын

@pyroteknikk3127 3 ай бұрын

Brainrot

@yenyehski_698 3 ай бұрын

@@pyroteknikk3127 ana abu brainrot

@Christiansmoviesnow 3 ай бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nMqXlZR9vrLciqM.htmlsi=TcCYSsWHSj2B3wln You got it

@paVlo711 2 ай бұрын

just what i was looking for, thank you

@ScareCrowShow 3 ай бұрын

Needed this thank man

@spamton_main 3 ай бұрын

Full version when

@sowososmooth 3 ай бұрын

I can feel my brane getting wrinklelier

@suyunbek1399 3 ай бұрын

i think you'll find that the word wrinklier does not require a second letter "l"

@itiswhatitismindset 3 ай бұрын

it's ok, sometimes some people can't retain their smooth brains and stay dumb. if it is fate that your brain shall wrinkle then i can't stop it. you are passing on, i bid thee a good journey

@yguiyughoi1728 3 ай бұрын

I think you've got a fine brane, Jack.

@scrampity-_- 2 ай бұрын

3D audio is the funniest thing i found today

@inspirationalroseswashere.. 3 ай бұрын

I don’t know who came up with this combination, but thanks for blessing us

@jharju2352 3 ай бұрын

After ingesting a pill that increases my intelligence over tenfold, I realized that I have two ears and that this is the perfect way to make use of both.

@neomaster341 3 ай бұрын

I believe you were having a classic case of the placebee effect

@AssistantCoreAQI 3 ай бұрын

> Experiences 8,000,000 Years Of Consciousness In The Subway Station.

@coin3720 2 ай бұрын

Pffffft. Stupid science people couldn't even make I smarter

@under_cal 2 ай бұрын

I personally use brainmax from regular show

@brodester22 2 ай бұрын

accela?

@binary1045 3 ай бұрын

I like how the words are on the opposite side of the audio

@Tulanir1 3 ай бұрын

They are the correct sides for the man in the image.

@grqfes 3 ай бұрын

envision yourself in his position

@arslanozant 3 ай бұрын

@@grqfesI couldn't, he is transcendent.

@suyunbek1399 3 ай бұрын

you must know the path then. the psycho path.

@itiswhatitismindset 3 ай бұрын

@@grqfes i can't. i could never be him

@LookAtThisRock 3 ай бұрын

Man. A half a million views in 10 days!!! Way to go dude!!!

@dumbqsh 2 ай бұрын

i love this! keep up the great work!

@dontknowagoodnameyet5096 3 ай бұрын

can you make Right ear Mozart (2x speed), Left ear the bible (chinese)? i have rightear-canthear-bibleiosis and leftear-canthear-mozartiosis

@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous 3 ай бұрын

Sure, ill even make a slowed + reverbed tiktok sigma gym top G edit audio version of it

@xmariokiler2443 3 ай бұрын

@@ONE8MATICMiscellaneousIt's been 4days we need it

@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous 3 ай бұрын

@@xmariokiler2443 wtf it's actually been 4 days

@homurameguca 3 ай бұрын

Bro just turn your headphones around

@camfish9719 3 ай бұрын

@@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous its been 3 months can you already release it

@ataturk442 3 ай бұрын

this is what i listen to every morning now. thanks for this masterpiece.

@Meowing_angel 2 ай бұрын

I love this so so much!! ❤

@fartingfox8072 2 ай бұрын

I put this on when I study, and it’s helped a lot. Thanks!

@abhimanyunaik9554 3 ай бұрын

Crazy how mozart still sounds amazing at 2x speed

@thepastarat 3 ай бұрын

lol why would it not?

@konchu5221 3 ай бұрын

the nightcore pipeline

@futurehofer1564 3 ай бұрын

lowkey sound better 🫣

@E_M_C_P 3 ай бұрын

是这样的喵

@ethanlivemere1162 3 ай бұрын

This is what Charlie was listening to when he got more smarter and started learning Mandarin when he realized he had 2 ears

@HRHSiyathokozaMweli 2 ай бұрын

Thank you so much for this 🤣🤣 I didn’t know I need it.

@Red_Static 3 ай бұрын

This video has really opened my mind to the finer parts of life. I never thought that the world we live in could be so beautiful, and any beauty i've seen so far i've always taken for granted. Watching this video truly shows me the true beauty life can bring you, and the wonderful things that us humans were able to do in this world. My life has transended into a new era because of this wonderful creation you have made. Thank you for making this masterpiece.

@nik_2205 3 ай бұрын

So glad someone made it

@MrShahrozzz 3 ай бұрын

Thank you so much! This is what we've all been missing in our lives!

@giorgiopicchio9069 2 ай бұрын

i kindly thank you for this memorable experience

@Knobbler 3 ай бұрын

I played 7 of these videos from different people at once in separate browser tabs. Now I am become wisdom, enlightener of worlds.

@Nigjaslayer9000 3 ай бұрын

I have listened to this to the end. And i don't regret a SECOND of it.

@soaptelevision 3 ай бұрын

i can literally feel my social credit score increasing as i'm listening to this

@carterwogoman5421 3 ай бұрын

It's actually decreasing because you are listening to the Bible

@Axeeco 3 ай бұрын

@@carterwogoman5421 as a matter of fact, the real reason he hasnt replied to your comment yet is because the CCP already found him

@user-pf9rf3sr1q 3 ай бұрын

@@carterwogoman5421 Pleasantly surprised how many people know the Bible is illegal (or at least know its considered bad) in china.

@bananalegend194 3 ай бұрын

这是很好的视频 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

@ghinion 3 ай бұрын

Instead of the “left left right right both both” audio videos, I’ve been using this whenever I want to use my spare wired earbuds, helps a lot

@Bib826 3 ай бұрын

I literally have no idea what this is but it changed my life

@sanguine-moon 3 ай бұрын

this is the best headphones test i have ever seen

@alexwavves7756 Ай бұрын

I appreciate this.

@elikross9861 2 ай бұрын

i fucking just realized ive been wearing my headphones in the wrong fcking ear for 2 years

@Atmos_Glitch 3 ай бұрын

Changed my life permanently!

@themofonamedpizzamaniac01 25 күн бұрын

i love listening to this every morning. Helps me get up and going.

@TRUCY_WR1GHT 27 күн бұрын

this just made figure out what part of my earbuds aint workin since i brought them tysm

@ineedcoolnickname5629 3 ай бұрын

This changed my life

@ccki715 3 ай бұрын

As someone who is and understands Chinese, this is actually surprising relaxing😂

@ogustavofarias9419 3 ай бұрын

Its a good pleasure find you again, misters 🍷🗿

@fgsfdsmonkey 3 ай бұрын

Finally some good content

@BarrenAcc 3 ай бұрын

I like how mozart dissapears if you take off your left headphone but if you remove your right headphone *the bible persists.*

@user-iy7sc4zs5f 2 ай бұрын

As someone who is and understands Chinese, this is actually surprising relaxing

@danny5441 3 ай бұрын

The funniest thing about this is that studies actually suggest that music is perceived better through the left ear and language through the right ear

@Kairosdex 3 ай бұрын

I love the idea that there exists a bodybuilder guy who did this of his own accord without any irony

@albert4232 3 ай бұрын

This was very informative!

@Icey-698 3 ай бұрын

It's so random, I love it 😭❤

@ThatGuy-qy1de 3 ай бұрын

This adds up surprisingly well

@bananabeam5602 3 ай бұрын

this made my day

@nichtlachen1554 3 ай бұрын

I have absolutely no idea why, but this is very calming to me

@lescy_ 2 ай бұрын

Always listening to this every morning 😊

@redstretchy4061 2 ай бұрын

Thank you

@inoobboi5438 Ай бұрын

and that is how i found out that i have been wearing my headphones backwards for the last four years

@RenCV1 3 ай бұрын

Just what i was looking for

@politecat3540 2 ай бұрын

What a great way to start my Tuesday

@bluesherbet2741 2 ай бұрын

Why do they fit so welll????? It sounds so sweet ❤😊

@ErikUden 3 ай бұрын

This channel had no business making the thumbnail go so hard

@andres.gameplays2538 2 ай бұрын

Thank you, you made me realize my speakers r backwards

@oceangmd 3 ай бұрын

Can't wait for this to show up in everyone's recommended in 3 years

@collin6481 3 ай бұрын

I'm adding this to my workout playlist🔥

@user-xd7yh6ry8l 3 ай бұрын

As someone who both play violin and has learned chinese. This is what it's like inside my brain.

@Kooshwool 2 ай бұрын

this permanently changed my life

@Kuzy. 2 ай бұрын

bro delivered as advertised

@wad5495 3 ай бұрын

thank you

@alfredplayz9420 2 ай бұрын

My headphones are broken so I can only hear the bible in chinese, very insightful.

@tacocat1070 2 ай бұрын

this made me realize my headphones were on the wrong way

@pazderca4404 2 ай бұрын

finaly i can relate to something 10/10 top tier underatet videos 🔊🔥

@danielv943 3 ай бұрын

what a work of art

@leroro1129 3 ай бұрын

This is one of the videos of all time

@QuantumPurple 2 ай бұрын

I have incorporated this into my life and now I’ve ascended and I’m living life on a different plane 🙏

@brianmo2965 3 ай бұрын

definitely gonna set this as my alarm

@sharkwave1661 3 ай бұрын

god i love this band so much

@apexblue895 2 ай бұрын

Thanks to this, now I know that I have been wearing my earphone wrong the whole time

@fizzy8282 3 ай бұрын

Bro I lost my left earbud how am I supposed to enjoy this masterpiece 😭😭😭

@no_namememes3608 2 ай бұрын

thanks i used this to diagnose that my headphones are broken

@j0yfu11alt9 2 ай бұрын

I could feel my brain enlarging, such an enlightening experience

@MuerteMorrison 3 ай бұрын

Thanks for the last minute rep recommendation

@usm1le 3 ай бұрын

revolutionary piece of media. this will be praise for centuries to come

@allenqi2386 3 ай бұрын

As a Chinese Christian who also plays instruments, this is perfect!

@ZIMAMPRODUCTIONS32617 3 ай бұрын

Simply Wonderful

@chinguskim7616 3 ай бұрын

Learning so much from this

@officialsubway7707 2 ай бұрын

Why does this make my brain tingle?