Ivan is that one ally that never betrays you in a shooter

Ivans Romanian Cousin "Just drop it on someone you don't like and fly away really fast and far" Ivan "so its a bomb?" cousin "Yes :)"

2:58 Fun fact! The reason I bailed and instantly ran for the hills during The Incident was because I've had something similar happen in a different op on Kujari, where a minor accident between two pickup trucks set off sympathetic detonations of all 4 pickup trucks in the immediate area. As soon as the first one went off, I *knew* the rest were going to go off. In retrospect, I should've probably yelled "Get away from the trucks!" but hindsight is 20/20 and I've got 20/150 IRL.

"you see Ivan, if you drive car like this" *accelerate toward the ennemy lines* "You do more damage because of fear of being killed"

Don't you just hate the terrible inconvenience when you are driving through the African Savanna and oleg and Boris hit a speed bump sending their 4 x 4 5 ton hunk of crab directly into your cabin on an Express first class tickets to meet one of the pagan god you believe in

>Foehammer as Crazy Ivan I was already sold, and then I got bribed for a little extra. It's like a massage with a happy ending.

3:30 "How goes the operation?" "We lost an entire convoy of men and vehicles in a single action." "My god... and the enemy?" "Hadn't shown up yet."

Ivan is basically an Ace Combat protagonist with how he performs in that plane.

I love the fact that there's nothing important here, just "before the incident, the incident, after the incident"

The thumbnail made me think of "you're probably wonder how I ended up here. Well it all started in the summer of 69" with teenage wasteland playing in the background.

"Yes, the mercenaries are slowly dying and their tank isn't doing anything, we've won" *Ace combat music in the distance quickly getting closer* "What the fuck is that" Ivan: "Hey friends, check it out I attached knives to my wings so I can stab things with my plane"

I'm actually pretty happy that me slowly backing away very non-suspiciously is visible when Ivan and Drongo finally meet face to face

Ivans Romanian Cousin: Hey cousin, look what i found on fishing trip. Here, you can have it. Ivan: The power of the sun in the palm of my hands

Cassowary getting lost and being miles away was golden. “Rusty is not to get paid- ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!”

Ivan dropped the frames.

That was a B-61 Ivan dropped, which is a US made weapon. So if he did indeed have a cousin that found it on an old Soviet Submarine that raises more questions than answers. Though perhaps during the Cold War some Spetsnaz snuck into Incirlik Airbase and grabbed a few of the weapons stored there, keeping them covertly on a Sub in the Black Sea fleet should a false flag operation ever be ordered that required radiological matching to US produced fissile materials. That'd actually be a really cool Arma op now that I think about it.

The Taliban; We are fully equipped to fight the U.N. The Taliban after being introduced to Ivan; WE WERE DEFEATED, THEY *DROPPED THE SUN!!!*

The ivan nuke drop was the best possible way the video could end

"An arms dealer named Mr. Cage" ffs Rimmy it's beautiful

@15:08 *A:* "So, you know the Convention on Cluster Munitions?" *B:* "Yeah..?" *A:* "Well, the Russians offered to sign it if they could get as many submunitions as they wanted, so long as the detonation chance was 100%." *B:* "How the heck do you get a 100% chance?" *A:* "By making the munitions very, very unstable." *B:* "So, did the UN go for it?" *A:* "Nah, the prototype got lost when the submarine crew defected to become figure skaters." *B:* "That sounds...dangerous. Shouldn't someone be looking into that?" *A:* "It's okay, you need a password to arm the muntions, so there's no danger of usage." *B:* "Oh, that isn't too bad then; as long as the password isn't something stupid, like 12345, anyway." *A:* "..excuse me, I need to make a phone call." *B:* "..uh oh."

"You question Ivan, you go out back of helicopter!" "... Can I have a parachute?" "You don't get parachute, Ivan's parachutes are for Ivan!" "If I give you 50 bucks can I have a parachute?" "65 and some roadhead... well, more like airhead." I really hope we see more of Crazy Ivan in the future 😂👏

"If it was good enough for Hitler, it's good enough for me!" ~Rimmy, 2022

"God can step in and correct me if I'm wrong", taken out of context, is a treat xD

'Crazy Ivan's discount logistics' Rimmy you Genius

I am now fully invested in the character, lore, backstory, and extended eastern European family of Crazy Ivan.

You know this one gonna be a banger just from the title alone *1st*

I love the RP along side the op. Fun stuff. The "idiots" marker on the map killed me.

That Ivan guy could legit become a pro voice actor lmao

more Merc stuff please. Fits well with this group.

“A white russian” “You have a well educated man there, I’m impressed” Then “did you just report your own supply drop as paratroopers… i’m in a meeting, stop calling me” 🤣🤣🤣

The instant he said he got something from old Soviet submarine…I knew it had to be a nuke

Imagine this as a movie. Taliban attack a UN convoy in the African Savanah, mercs are sent in to "rescure them" but their real mission is to secure the town the Taliban are holding the prisoners hostage because it has oil and Shell wants it. They have a few skirmishes with the Taliban, but despite the mercs having a crazy Russian Cessna pilot with rockets, the Taliban are much stronger than anticipated having more numbers and a tank. This forces the mercs to ask a nearby town that also hates the Taliban for assistance. The town has an outdated T-62 tank and some militiamen, together they storm the town, the T-62 faces against the Taliban tank (Idk a T-72 or something) but both are old as shit and in the clunkist tank battle ever (both break down, both are firing 60+ year old ammunition etc etc) the T-62 ends up winning. For the Climax, the milita and some of the mercs are pinned down by a bunch of technicals, but other mercs manage to overrun a Taliban camp with Grads and use them to destroy the technicals. I will make this a movie.

"BRING ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD" - Ivan, probably

Ivan literally had the uncontainable power of the sun inside of a bottle

That missile barrage was absolutely genius! So fracking cool!

The fucking 4 laws at his feet got me. Since in the video it seems like it makes sense, since why wouldn't a player for some reason take 4 laws even though the enemy probably does not have tanks. But when you think about the fact that it is literally something that happened in Ukraine it kind of makes the world a very weird place. And also just makes me laugh about how weird it is.

Ivan being a real MVP of this video. We need more of him!

The "Rapid very fast approaching death" make me think of the KND cartoons.

Ivan, at the end: HERE COMES THE SUN, DOO DOO DOO DOO

At 9:15, Cassowary sounds so damn sad to be lost in Africa. Mans is on the verge of tears

Jesus christ, Ivan is an Ace Combat protagonist; no hesitation, only badass.

Ivan is the character I could see managing to get a mele kill with a plane

When Steppenwolf started playing I straight scream laughed in the middle of a McDonald's.

As a Romanian, Ivan's cousin seems pretty good at his job

Remember if you go over 100km/h you don't set off anti tank mines!

"Kaylee, how do you feel about pulling a Crazy Ivan?" "Always wanted to try one."

Incredibly fun op, cheers to Johnny for running it!

I normally don't go out of my way to watch a premier but I'll always save time for this channel.

That 'incident' scene is the same energy as a cartoon character flooring the brakes of their car right before they hurtle into a fuel truck, sighing in relief, but randomly exploding anyway.

You just know when you click on a Rimmy video and you see three timestamps one of which is titled "The Incident", something glorious is about to happen.

This was the funniest shit. Such a story. Top tier editing and switching of perspective!

This video starts when my History Exam starts - I shall consider my priorities

This reminds me of the one time Al-Shabab launched an attack on the building my mom used to work in, good times.

You've been spoiling us rimmy, these fusterclucks have been especially amazing. So much good content these last few weeks. Cheers, and thanks for all the hard work with all these videos rimmy!

I want to see the day when I may become cooler than crazy Ivan

i see nutmeg is well verse in the marine's way, not listening to what the higher up told you and responding with *"those are my crayon's!"*

Ivan dropped both the frames and the sun.

Roland was a warrior, from the land of the midnight sun...

Ivan reminds me of Nikolai from the Modern Warfare series, would love to see more of Ivan

Loved this, refreshing as hell to see and the work for all the viewpoints is rad

Crazy Ivan made me laugh so hard I legitimately got cramps.

You know, I keep coming back to this and still laughing. Rimmy this is one of the best laughs I’ve had

Crazy Ivan Well that's a hell of a pilot I really love how you are getting back into arma video keep up that good work Rimmy...

"If it's good enough for Hitler, it's good enough for me!" I'm using that line now, that's fucking hilarious

"We bombed, like, three ships, they dropped the sun on us twice."

I don’t know who Ivan is. I do know that Ivan is a legend with how fucking amazing he is at being a pilot. God speed you magnificent bastard Ivan. May you forever have your wings.

Ivan is the friend we all need.

Okay I have replayed this video almost as much as the Warhammer one where the guy blew himself and the enemy at the end in the best way possible. Love these Rimmy!!

Loved all the perspectives here

I'm so glad the Fusterclucks are back! I missed these so much

Loved the POV meme, saw that combat video where the gunner got 2 rockets asking for 50 cal ammo.

Foe Hammer lives up to his namesake.

Ivan giving a whole new meaning to “The mighty, the deadly, Cessna 172 Skyhawk”

Gotta love how people started to sing country road as soon as the light appeared 😂

Watched the first part of this one live and can confirm that this is not a trick of editing, for Ivan was indeed balling out hard.

I hope crazy ivan makes a return, what a wonderful man.

I just love the timecodes for this one

This is the Mike Hoare Africa Merc Experience!

I have covid and this just made my day better thanks Rimmy.

God, I'm so glad the fusterclucks are back

That ending was some Malcolm in the Middle shit. Like going from night to day, but just day to MORE DAY

When, "The Incident" Text popped up I thought a bomb went off a few miles away cause I was tabbed out. Good videos and keep it up but thanks for the mini-heart attack.

i wonder what tomfoolery the gang will pull off today

PMCs, Arms dealers, job creators Jack!!

>sees “The Incident” *fear*

This is gonna be good 👍

I love watching ArmA ArmA people in real time. Truly great. Wish I could do it myself, but I can't find a good community to join. (I'm using ArmA as both a noun and a verb)

Ivan dropped something so bright it gave your soul a sunburn.

This was a fun watch, here and on twitch.

Looks like Ivan is one of those comrades in battle worth his weight in cocaine.

I think we need more of Crazy Ivan

Ivan da man! That op lookt hella fun!!

What did Ivan drop? The framerate

holy fucking shit the "maybe we could attack them together" ... ":flushed:" was an absolute fucking sucker punch to the gut. whiplash, even. hilarious shit, Rimmy!

Talk about ending it on a bang!

This was a blast, thanks Rimmy!

From now on Ivan forever need to be part of the team haha you crazy badass man

This channel’s the epitome of moral dubious and slightly illegal

That moment when you realise that Ivan both flash banged AND vibe checked EVERYONE.

Like in Command and Conquer, Ivan always ends things with a bang :)