@Gabriel Amaral how hard is it to tape a piece of wood to a leg?!

@Gabriel Amaral no, I did. That's my normal reaction to a surgeon failing this.

@@Vessel767 which part was the "leg" again?

@@everinghall8622 It's up there somewhere.

@@everinghall8622 somewhere near the head I think

I laughed harder than I should have at this...

My new religion is Randy

Randy ravage. I mean, random.

Rape isn't rape if there's consent

@@greppim911 It isn't rape if we're both screaming.

And you always have something to eat

It may be wasteful but it's fun to pull off.

Rimword should be played in school during lessons... it teaches such great creative thinking XD

spoken like a true psychopath

But burning them alive is a lot worse than freezing them to death. You have to consider the benefits of that.

can we get a Mod that Adds the Ability to *eat* the Table ? maybe with a Nice +4 Mood Bonus ?

I want a mod that adds walls made of candy and gives a mood boost whenever someone licks them.

The Boring Developer the wall’s not made of candy. I’m just joking. You licked that rust pretty good though.

@@sirrivet9557 don't believe me, go ahead read the ticket.

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LMAO

Read what the captions say right before he says that.

when they enter the metal cave system they wonder why its full of dead rats with no hands

I like to build walls around wild cougars, bears and wolves, then escort my prisoners and leave them alone together... Makes for a good show.

@1010010111001010 i mean they have metal weapons

"The turkish army is on it's way, madam."

@@Kokorocodon he said "turkeys" not "cockroaches"

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan based

I started the recent colony really anti slavery, just finishing off people that i didn’t want to recruit. Three days in, i have precise calculations of how much food per distance walked does a prisoner consume, how faster does the caravan becomes when the slaves are sold off, exactly how much food do i need for my one man return journey from the nearest slave buying settlement, and how to adjust these values when the prisoner is, for example, a different type of subhuman, consuming even more food for his even more worthless existence, deserving every second of forced labor and whippings he’ll get from the following years in the malaria town i’m selling him to. I didn’t hurt a single human being so far. My colonists receive best healthcare that money can buy and expedition forces can recover, my actual prisoners live in sterile, clean cells with medical beds, ensuring that they never experience infection and recover at maximum speed, my craftsmen daily work to produce prosthetics of admirable quality, enhancing abilities and removing painful scars and traumas. It’s only those things that have the nerve to call themselves human, thinking that here, on this far away world, their sins are unknown. Fools. They signed their death sentence the second they got unable to clean and haul, or got too exited about chems. I’m sure that they’ll get that idiocy beat out of them real quick, and i can only hope that one day i’ll be the one beating, but for now, all i can do is cramp 8 man into one room with a sterile floor, harvest their kidneys and lungs, then send them hauling cloths and goods for sale across a desert, only to then make them realise they are not just hauling animals, but are themselves goods for sale.

@@user-qp4ru6el2s k

It's a game, most anti gun retards should play. After all, there's nothing better than shooting raiders, then make clothes and food out of them.

@@livedandletdie I didn’t think hicks played games with such planning and strategy as Rimworld. Maybe it was the ability to sell people that draws them in.

@@user-qp4ru6el2s you just sold me on this game

The perfect human specimen

The most pwerful jew Ive ever seen

Bartering: Max level

It wouldn't surprise me if jews had organ farms filled with genetically engineered slaves...

@@Steve-dm3qx From outside or....

I feel like this happens to everyone atleast once. After that you awkwardly check every operation.

Yes. Right and Left can be very confusing. (left lung, right lung whoopsies)

this kinda stuf has happened in real life too you know.

@@oscarlove4394 Which is the reason that surgeons today ALWAS have to ask "it's your right shoulder right?" Before surgery.

Assistant: Patient #17, amputation of right leg. Surgeon with an axe: *WHACK* Assistant: I said right! Surgeon: *WHACK* Assistant: I said leg! Surgeon: *WHACK*

I think you mean "High Value Humanoid Fleshlight".

catboys cannot consent ... but in this game's universe that's probably considered a Bonus

@@iller3 in this game, pawns having consent is a luxury.

This strategy is awful. I'm sickened but curious.

i need to know what this mod is now

Let not one of the horrorbeasts survive.

...NEVER trust a sloth.

You mean you don't automatically kill all wildlife larger than a rat?

@@dylan__dog gotta have them domesticated t-rexes.

the man in black was likely just randall flagg, come to finish you off.

never knew this could happen I need to get back on this game again lmao

Witam rodaka.

Just throw her in jail so her outbursts are more controllable or install a joy wire until she comes to her senses

That’s awesome :)))

This is why I use nonlethal defense mechanisms and take raiders prisoner. Prisoners and slaves are more useful than dead bodies, and any family members of my colonists can be enslaved if they're useless or recruited if I actually like them.

Seriously, wtf be going on in orbit?

Sir, we don't have enough fuel to finish our manuever, what should we do? Jettison the cargo. **Yorkies start raining down**

I had 11 yorkies join the colony, 10 dead yorkies later my hunter decides to go eat so I let the last one live and had the hunter that slaughtered his family become his master

The average Yorkshire terrier weighs 7-15 pounds.

So not only does someone send in an oeder for dog meat, but they have a specific breed they've requested... Or it's a yorkie breeder dealing with their overstock.

let me guess your colony is wiped out right now?

@Zac sesz i love you.

@Zac sesz had a bunch of pigs when something similar happened so early game. We were literally one day away from eating our last two pigs when the fallout went away...Than we spent days hunting everything live thing on the map to not starve to death.

Sounds like my current colony. I'm lucky to have a shitload of husky dogs helping me out with carring shit and saving some of the dumbest imbiciles called collonists. Next time you start the game, make sure to buy some dogs to accompany you. You will not regret it, friend.

@Zac sesz I have several new ideas now. :)

Four if you count the skin ;)

5 count the flesh too @@theaetherknight5614

​@@theaetherknight5614At that point they already rest

And that is how one punch man was born.

"KALI-MA!"

ONE PUUUUNCH

@@DragoonBB &

@Wario DS NANI!!!

Ate without Table Mental Break: PsYcHoTiC rAmPaGe

What do you mean I'm the only doctor and there are several incapacitated colonists about to bleed out? I better go have a tantrum and smash things

+10 Just bought Rimworld +5 Watched Sseth's new video -14 Urgently hungry -12 Depressive -10 Very cramped interior -5 Rebuffed by Thot

Don't you mean -160 Rebuffed by Thot (x32)

+Carewolf Haha, no, not this time! Just the one :D

Ben Garrison lol

But muh NAP!

When a bunch of raiders enter vicinity of your colony violating the NAP so you turn them into sex slaves as a punishment

You can build roads in this game though.

I said good, not perfect Such inconsistencies are acceptable

Yeahs finnaly someone is pointing it out

I was watching another video on KZfaq and one of the comments mentioned about visiting the place the video was talking about and feeling the scratch marks on the walls. That video was about Auschwitz.

@@Soulraven2735 I liked the wall of eyes. Totally happened.

bro this shit got me chills in the spine what the fuck

GOD DAMM IT RANDY

No it's definitely Cassandra.

Nah 100% Cassandra classic

Phoebe is trying really hard

Nah it's cassandra, 2020 is terrible but is a basic bitch.

Hundreds of hours in rimworld now. Did it multiple times, no regrets.

@@Garjahn Have you looked into the vibrant modding community yet?

Of course, almost immediately. The masturbation mod is an absolute necessity.

@@Garjahn I love how you got catched by it. I follow this game's progress since 5+ years(!!!) and Tynan is well known to me. This is one of the few games I actively followed since years (modded DayZ, Rimworld, Project Zomboid). I wish more games had this depth to it without being an absolute graphic nightmare like dwarf fortress. You can easily spend more than 1k hours in this game on multiple saves, you got alot of sleepless nights ahead of you.

"I'm not trapped on this planet with you. You're trapped on this planet with me!"

doot doot

Randy is the best of all story tellers. You haven't really played the game until he sends a horde of 50 man-hunting Yorkshire Terriers to end your existence.

did u really ...lies right?

@@xKillerrabbit101I once had 30 manhunting Labradors attacking my colony.... I ended them in my romanian death freezer

You also want Randy to drop his milk on you?

@Moonlight Yeah, in my colony I have a vegan slave and it's fucking insufferable. Every time I force him to eat meat (not a fan of sowing), he gets all mental and starts smashing every room.

@@freezingmoon It's amazing how this game can allow sad basement dwellers to act out their own little power fantasies in between school shootings

@@freezingmoon This is why you remove his arms and legs, like any vegan deserves

​@@auquitaine9201vegan bad upvote please

@K4nler Actually what I found more useful is to establish a colony of two classes. The right prisoners skill/trait wise get socially manipulated into joining the colony but don't have much rights, good rooms or privilege for good protection/weaponry. They work endless shiftes on rudimentary tasks (like weavering clothes out of human leather or producing drugs to sell) until they freak and get put down by the higher class guards and then get processed too. Im german btw.

@Kathy Kat - Not just that, but a misogynist woman who is also a lesbian.

virgin for life

@@freshoutofcrabs that's just called a lesbian, no need for redundancy.

The ultimate leftist!

@teebles Hot.

Everytime a colonist died they would engrave my favourite character into the sarcophagus making it seem like he killed them

Including Wu Tang Dan lol

yeah, those prisoners keeps refusing to join, I know they all just seek for free meal

So you got extra leather with your leather?

More leather for prisoner clothes

so he sent you a pack of human leather which came with a bonus of 3 prisoners worth of human leather

Okay?

same

Yep, that was indeed in the video.

Since he's an actual doctor, that's probably true lol.

@@fabianoherzer Who the FUCK is your doctor and what has he convinced you is okay?

Standard for good furniture in rimworld is very low, You execute guy with volley of gun shot~~> use it's skin which is riddled with bullet holes to make leather furniture.

Well you know where ikea is expanding next

Excuse me! I have morals! I don't turn people into Furniture! I turn them into clothes.

@@PhantomJavelin ah the human leather cowboy hat. The most valuable but ridiculously common item on the rimworlds. Because supply and demand isnt a thing.

@@mcgrawnelson4722 (1) miss message from gaben - steam deck exclusive release VAC banned gaben for counting to 3

And a pack of cookies

left a dad, came back a daddy

i know it's been a god damn year since you posted this but i'm curious about the rest of the story

I am too!

@@YOOT_JJ I'll have to load up that old save and carry on... stay tuned! haha

hell yeah brother, if you record the game session i'd be down to watch it 100%

Honestly though picking up and leaving is the best option, you can replace the things relatively easy, but getting mid late game research takes a while

... rawr... *clutches scalie body pillow*

There is only one path of salvation after anime.... Kemono...

no matter how you look at it. theyr pretending to ''have sex'' with humans dressed up as animals. in some sort of way its still beastality. so yes. its a mental illness. idk how people can get hard from a drawn girl on paper or someone dressed up with cat ears. like wtf

@@ShacolateClown well... Let's just say it is hard. Also look at the weebs: they are considered normal. Don't touch furries and they touch you..

@@ShacolateClown"o matter how you look at it. theyr pretending to ''have sex'' with humans dressed up as animals. in some sort of way its still beastality." It's not beastiality. You're still the same species. "its a mental illness." It really isn't. It might be considered paraphilia or a fetish, but it can't be considered a mental illness. "idk how people can get hard from a drawn girl on paper" When you watch porn you don't see actual people but blinking squares, yet people get hard nonetheless. As long as your brain makes the association you can get hard over anything. "or someone dressed up with cat ears. like wtf" Indeed. Actual cat girls are better than just cosplayers.

Alright, time for some NativeMcNuggets

This is how mcnuggets are made. Do you still want to eat them?

Hands off me pervert.

I'm fucking dying at the thought of some guy waddling around on peg legs holding a rifle with 2 shitty wooden arms coming back for revenge!

+1

hard agree

best creator by far

Yep.

One of them maybe

one day youtube will introduce the double sub button witch allows you to subscribe to Sseth twice and no one else

"10/10" is "health" of the brain as in whenever it's physically damaged or not. Normally you don't see a body part at all unless it's damaged or has a buff (bionic limb) or debuff (infection, disease).

That's the body part HP ... the lower it gets the more severe damage it has taken. Dementia is a psychological trait and not a physical trait, so his brain is technically unscattered.

Actually, dementia is a category of brain diseases and defects - all physiological in nature - with psychological, behavioral and cognitive implications. So, if someone's brain has "dementia", it's not technically unscathed... nor does it make sense for the game to state so. I think it would be much more accurate if someone with dementia were attributed a score of 9 or lower for brain health.

Arrowbolt Then send an email do Tynan complaining, that's just how the game works.

+HenriqueRJchiki I've read an interview where he stated he wouldn't do that anymore after the release of 1.0. And before reading Beary Boy's comment I had not realized that... I guess it's too late

Don't underestimate animals. I once send a squirrel as a joke because it was rampaging and it ended up liberating the prisoners from allied tribe.

3 in-game days later *base destroyed*

I had an elephant self tame and when hunting his pals, the elephant died protecting his master.

you cant ONLY send animals... you have to send at least one colonist

Why are the subtitles censored I dun like it

5:58 "Romanian corpse freezers" what?

How do you know the Polish and Spanish subtitles are true to translation or if it's just a continues textual commercial for Lidiya Natasha's sex den, Dzień dobry square, 5712 Warsaw?

Its the ghotic video That made the polish people come

Subtitles are ok, even if the choise is the Mexican one, but the part of Romanian corpses refrigerator is wrong.

Late to the party, but you just described 40k Space Marines.

TFW you become the combine

i know this was a year ago but i hope you can afford that bottle of coke now

Kassadin theVoidWalker I also hope you can afford that coke

Were you ever able to get that coke? The world must know.

No need to worry people, I can now afford coke, both the drink and the drug. Things are looking up.

@@kassadinthevoidwalker7438 Don't forget a table

I also just realized that the scratch scar on her right arm is probably from her cats. 10/10 simulation.

@Stale Bagelz Way to misunderstand what was being told. Literally the opposite of homophobia.

@Stale Bagelz lol nice comment

​@Stale Bagelz A quick search to what "Misogynist" means and you get the joke bro.

@@MichaelS-vy1ku thanks for the gold!!

lmao

Just an average day on RimWorld.

Just an average day in the real world.

sound like a normal day to me

Yeah that's Rimworld for you!

I love how raiders will stop to kill your 50 duck's outside your base while 5+snipers are plugging away at them :) best defense in the game

HEEEE DOOOOEEEES??? AAHHHHHH I’M 💀

K-On included

What's a Wu Tang Clan?

A powerful upperworld organization.

@@hoseadavit3422 Please tell me you're joking

​@@Statusinator Naturally, how could you make the Wu Tang Clan Without it's Front-man.

Matzah ball

Spees Techsupport SO YOU TOOK MY TOASTER!!!!

i could really go for some matzah balls rn...

Døde Brø I was no joke eating Hummus with Matzo about 3 hours ago and while buying it, I saw some frozen Matzah balls, gonna go and buy em thanks guys

Praise the merchants guild!

*F* Now I know why I should play this game now. :P

Why did u want to build anything wooden close to boomalopes?

@@KhoaNguyen-zc8vn hubris. never really change the back area of my base to something more sturdy.

I feel you, I had something similar happen, except large parts of my base were roofed and indoors, and 8 had a large Chem fuel storage area... I actually recovered from that one too lol, but a late game mechanoid clusters dropped 3 centipedes on me and that was game over

LOL! Seths comment section is a gold mine, hahahhaa!!

and you can slave the colonist children to get a gullag workforce

Enzo Egg fantastic

Anarcho Capitalism-A Beginner's guide

And RimJobWorld just in case some psychopath needs a mood boost...

You are my hero, btw when they die you can have some kamikaze boomrats eat their corpses

"wanna get high?"

Industrious, hard worker = STONKS Neurotic, depressive equals a new hat

@@everinghall8622 unless they come with tortured artist

@@everinghall8622 well neurotic isn't that bad I mean colonist with very neurotic and industrious have an insane amount global work speed, making them the most productive colonist I have

what's funnier is that he had to cut recording and put a roof over his corridoor since it didnt have one in the first shot, and therefore wouldn't have worked lmao

yup

@@comradef191old6 This really makes me wonder if there's a website dedicated to sharing crazy stories from CDDA players.

@@comradef191old6 Oh, I already went there, but it's kinda random so I have to search through bugs and questions about mechanics. Thanks anyway

Best CDDA trait has to be packmule because DUDE i need to carry around 3 planks of wood to stuff in my face in order to power my lightning hands.

Justin Y. please fuck off

It ain’t youtube without a healthy dose of Justin Y. comments

YOU ARE EVERYWHERE. ok just did my research. You are a legend

XD I hate justin too we funny now?

oh thank god, atleast within the merchants they aint no retards spamming "LULZ U EVERWEREZ"

T who is this sseth? I only know of oguto mabikue

I think you mean "Ssef", as he says it.

Praise Randy

I just looked at mine, and had to zombie up this thread because I'm at 1,234.2 hours. I've never felt so screwed over by three tenths of an hour before.

@@TheOmaJohn Haha, little did 5 year ago me know i've got 12,333.4 Hours now, glad we're all still on the grind :D

hi oxide

Holy smokes it's Oxide.

You are not the only one. Should create a colony.

I have watched ever review of Seth's at least 4 times. I sit in the corner until his next video.

@@MrBig913 same/

@@MrBig913 It's a pretty sweet corner, ngl.

That's when to win you need to grow and stack 420 weeds?

You cant forget about the drug production. Its the main source of income in this game.

@@Dickstick this ain't even a joke, it's true

@@neji2401 I always wondered how you are expected to buy the super expensive bionics. Turns out I just needed tons of drugs. I hear organ harvesting works well but that's so much more effort than mass drugs production.

Also, feeding enemies to dogs. Why waste perfectly good human food on dogs when you can give them humans?

From the slums of shaolin, Wu-Tang clan strikes again - The Rza, The Gza, Ol' dirty bastard, Inspectah Deck, K-On the che-wait, what?

why is your waifu in plural? wanna get your 'ead bashed in, mate?

Hey maybe he's mormon and can marry as many moe animu grills as he wants, be a little more tolerant

Cake rules everything around me.

TLDR: more tech and snobbish aristocracy

if he doesn't come back for a review of the upcoming ideology expansion im going to scream

SirVakari I feel like watching Sseth do unscripted gameplay will be the equivalent of watching Cr1t1kal or Skidonic.

same

That's the kinda thing that exposes KZfaqrs as the hackfrauds they are - relying on SCRIPTS! What a bunch of fuckin' dramaclass nerds. Real artists do improv.

Northernlion is one of the best because of that.

zapranoth Northernlion Gassymexican and Mathasgames for that very reason

He also added megascarabs.

Otherwise the Gobi wouldn't count.

@@handsomebrick this is gonna be weird when gobi if would be covered sand of snow and the sahara is a forest source from melodysheep the gobi is the speculation tho