In this episode, Ambiguous Amphibian reveals his true identity - Ascetic Monke

The Clock Lancet ticks like a clock's second hand. When the reaper is frozen, try walking around him, keeping him in the lancet's arc at all times, and perpetually frozen in time. Then you can eventually eat away at his eleventy-million hit points. Be the clock that ticks to the reaper's doom, condemning him to the elemental midnight dance of death. Around, around the reaper we go, Bring the lightning, Bring the water, And the psalms we know, Be witness to the death of the death bringer. ...... Too much?

recommend turning off damage numbers, they can seriously obscure your view when you're fully pogged out in evolved gear

25:30 "The final game you play just Microsoft Excel." Not a joke, Excel 95 has a developer room called the 'Hall of Tortured Souls' that runs on an early version of the MS-DOOM engine.

i just love listening to one of these vods while playing other games, im not listening to every single word but whenever i am listening its not like ive missed a huge amount of stuff as you quite often change what you're talking about, makes it so nice to listen to

"Don't quote me on this, because I am an idiot." -Ambiguousamphibian Love your channel, worm man brought me here months ago, keep it up!

Your content is absolutely /not/ garbage and you will find a fair maiden who appreciates you when the time is right good sir. Continue being yourself at your fullest Mr.Amphibian, cheers.

Single by choice gang! It's a satisfying feeling. I'm glad I can now vibe with my favorite amphibian on such a niche life topic that nobody asked about.

This game for $3 is looking mighty tempting. If it was on GoG, I'd purchase it in a heartbeat.

I just won a round with Lightning Ring Duplicator and Santa Water + Attractor (LA Borra) Was insane. Was just standing still and clearing the map.

16:31 omg thanks for the shout out!!

Ever time I watch a video you make on Vampire Survivors, I boot it up and try a new build. Thanks for the inspiration. XD

Thanks for calling me a dame, that was actually really nice. I also like your scripted content as it's way more philosophical and humorous than most other channels that just try for the lowest common denominator keep up the great work!

Santa's holy bathwater came to a great assistance, to the majestic amphibian in his quest to survive!

Ask Nurse lmao

Man hearing his voice and seeing his videos makes me seriously wonder why he doesn't have over a million subscribers yet

Champion amphibian gets to talking about how he likes his secrets, and my brain is just chanting "noita. Noita. He is describing NOITA!", and I can't tell if it would be amazing or horrifying for him to play Noita. Probably both. Wait holy shit he's played it. _squints_ well I know how I'm spending my next forty-one minutes and 52 seconds after this video.

lightning ring its really worth it honestly... even with a +3 with duplicator bonuses

This game reminds me of more old school arcade machines, pre mid 1990s golden era. Games like Smash TV and especially Robotron 2084. I have to try it out myself.

Ambiguous saying: *Nom Nom* was something I need and didn't knew it

Bro really went and got Bible 2

Oh LOL I didn't know you could just stand still and maintain the initial buff! 😁 learnd some more today. Its such a fun game. Its really enjoyable to try to figure out the most efficient build. A worthy math prolem, if only they thought this way is school it might have interested me. As to your previous video, nhaaa mate, you don't get attractorb to rush a weak build, you get it to harvest xp more efficiently over long distance, upgrade santa water to the second highest grossing damage dealer (the birds still rule), ánd to rush the build 😆 Real fun vid, do keep making them please!

in french we can call "fire water" an "oxymore" like sweet pain or bright darkness

Also, for the love of frog… move counter clockwise 😂

This game reminds me of Bangio on Dreamcast, so much bullet spam!

The only way to kill the reaper is to not level up past level 2 until the 30 min mark. Each level u go up the reaper gets 600000 more health.

The Last Days of May! I forgot all about those Oyster boys :)

at some point this game went from "Vampire survivors" to "can I kill death this time?"

i got this in library on my 4th run in the game and made it to 30 minutes because double maxed lightning is OP

in all my play throughs it doesn't matter whether you upgrade the tome first or last it is just an 8% increase then the weapons themselves decrease cooldown.

Want expecting a flannery o Connor reference today

Thank you for the video Jeff Goldblum.

Yay more VS!

10:42 you needed lightning ring at 8 or spellbinder for Bible that hurt

I'm an engineer and the only reason I'm able to by a house in my city is because my parents gave me my heritage in advance...

MissingNo. is unlocked by killing the Reaper, if you didn't know.

Just found your channel, some good shit right there

When someone younger than you starts calling himself old 😩

Lol first stage completion I ever got was Gennaro with all projectile + laurel build… #smoothbrainFTW 😂

You're YOUNGER than me?? I'm over here thinking you were at least 10 years older than me. No offense.

I saw a video where a cheat was used (either to reduce cooldown, or to unlock the reaper playable character who has immensely reduced cooldown) who literally could sit still without the clock lancet and the laurel would recharge before the reaper could kill. Each minute a new reaper came out and they each just took continuous damage from upgraded weapons. The player ended up closing the game because it took too long to defeat them. It'll take an update or a serious amount of commitment to defeat them in normal gameplay.

i will now be going by wayward dame lol

My best run I had Santa water maxed out with empty tome and duplicator.

We'll be alright.. uuhh we.. we we uhh we're probably screwed. - Ambiguousamphibian 2022

"There is no cow level"

Speaking of Star Wars... im running a star wars DND campaign and on the FIRST SESSION the players managed to unleash a sith god, and in the process feed 20 thousand people to a hungry swarm of space bugs 🙃

You should see housing prices in Ontario. It's ridiculous. In my town, a regular subdivision home at usually above 1.3 million currently...

Hmmmm, the more i watch amphibian the more i see that we have a lot in commen. It is kinda crazy😄😅. Btw cool vid as always😁

Idk why this game is just so satisfying

Hieroglyphs aren't pictograms. Pictograms have meanings, whereas hieroglyphs denoted phonetic groups, like a letter.

I think arca is the best reaper killer due to the cooldown. It's more uptime on your laurel and lancet. Although I haven't tried killing the reaper myself.

Fun fact you can get to 30 without moving, its a fun challenge

I think you would like Streets of Rogue.

the answer for all your questions, MORE BIBLES!!!

JUPITER IN GREEK MYTHOLOGY? DO YOU MEAN ZEUS?

About the bible... in italian it translates to "re bibbia" which is actually the name of a famous prison in italy so... no connection to any bible actually :P

Fun fact. This is an RPG maker game.

Hit up NURSE bro

have you played magic survival?

I saw the world duplicator and a sprite of what I thought at first glance to be Alucard. Do a run of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

i think the reapers' HP scales off of yours by like ... x6230 ? some number in the x6k. so thats why ppl do the lvl 2 strat to kill the 1st reaper which spawns at like 1.4m HP n thats ONLY LVL 2

Yeah I hope they jack up price. My Steam review is that the only negative is that it makes me sad to think that the devs aren't making enough money.

Hey you reading through the comments you are amazing and have a great day

There's a game just like this called magic survival it's on mobile and came out years before this maybe the creator took inspiration from that game

lake wobegon npr That's what you (aa) remind me of.

Make Darth Ambiguous a thing

Not to be that guy, but with housing it really comes down to location. Depending on the state you live in it's either standard to own a home, or it's a complete impossibility. I honestly feel bad for the people who want to live in places like California and own a home at the same time. (especially if they want to live near LA) So if you really wanted to own a home and can't afford where you are, then maybe the best thing to do is look at other states.

I also pronounce it "bibble"

if the one dont kill you 2 will show up

this makes me want to try doing a no-synergy run where every item picked must have no fusion item associated with them. Might be a fun challenge.

wait what. I cant believe this channel is 95% men. at least im kind of special at something.

Wait do you have a face reveal

Not to fan-girl all over you but... I do enjoy how intelligent you seem. You have and give wonderful points of view. Oops! Sorry I did it anyway. You got a little on you right there.

You're right and you're wrong... you may have underestimated it, but you were right that Santa water sux at the end game I can't see anything that's going on with Santa water upgraded. Half the time I end up walking into things

Hi

This game has convinced me that I need to buy a controller if I want to continue playing it. WASD is not comfortable enough.

People Egress all the time..?

you cant kill the reapers without editing the game files, i think. if you kill them you unlock a character tho.

So sad that Lightning Ring is so bad. Only useful at the very beginning

The women I've chatted with expect a guy to have a job and live alone minimum. If I admit to not doing one of those, I don't get matches at all, so maybe you should get that house if you ever think you might want to get married. Idk maybe it's because I'm only interested in skinny nonsmoker non-druggies and I'm 34. Also I've heard that it is easier if you go outside to meet someone. I can't because I have a bad immune system. People who go outside have practically zero expectations, lol. Hey did anyone catch my question on marketwatch I offered a 10000 reward...

So... idk the full details.. but before you play Forager and lend it your platform, I'd say look into it a bit. I've heard bits and pieces about transphobia and other problematic shit going on in the background

Copying aliensrock video?

So Jeff Goldblum is a streamer now?