This is so authentic that I wouldn't be surprised if it ended up being stolen for an actual ad.

To be honest tho, we all know the easiest way to get 80 million power in rise of kingdoms is to choose Rome as your empire in the first place

Joe has 200 million power, luckily for Peter he wasn’t there

The pool in Joe Swanson's backyard gives a secret 200% Resource bonus, a 50% Luck bonus, and a 10% Attack bonus

"Why should we hire you" You see,... I have 200 milion power in Rise of Kingdoms-

you can actually hear the pain in peter's voice at 0:13 when he's explaining how quagmire chose the wrong civilization in rise of kingdoms 😔 🇸🇪

Take in mind there's a chance that this could be an actual ad

Okay this is literal art! I hope the algorithm pushes this more Edit: after 10 months and a shitty relationship I can confirm this got blessed by the algorithm

“Your honor, my client had 20million power, so killing the 20 people inside that dollar store was legal”

I literally got a rise of kingdoms ad before watching this...

Imagine one day RoK actually using this as their ad 💀

Police:"HEY STOP!" Me:"no because I have 80,000,000 power"

imagine an mobile game just steals this video to use it as an advertizement

Bro imagine if this actually became an ad

Joe screaming bring it on got me lmao

Bring it on!

The pool gives a morality boost and massively increased resource collection speed, troop training speed, and resource capacity to all that are near

Why is this so accurate.

This'd actually kinda fit as an actual gag in Family guy

"I chose Petoria because it has this neat little pool in Joe Swansons backyard." 💀💀

This is just peak comedy

I love how in these types of ads, it always seems like the world revolves around the game

These ads are literally telling to my face "You chose the wrong race bud"

To be honest, if Quagmire chose Rome he'd get the 5 per cent counterattack buff, however he would have a -5 resources but if he chose the vikings then he would get that resource buff, but the Japanese is clearly the way to go. They share both abilities, and their tech bonus is sky high! However, the only downside of the Japanese is a weakness to the Egyptians and a smaller army cap than other kingdoms.

To be fair, i did download RoK and i was surprised on how accurate the ads are, if You have less than 10 million power you're completely disposable to them and "dumb"

You actually should pick Rhode Island because it's small and all your resources are in one place. It gives you a really good start then you can start capturing nearby powerful places such as Petoria or Massachusetts. That's how I got 140,000,000 power in one week.

"Michael, you can't beat your wife" "Of course I can, I have over 5 million power"

Wouldn't be surprised if they just found this video and reupload it as an actual ad

what makes it is joe going BRING IT ON!!!😂

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what the FUCK is that i love it

As someone who played rise of kingdoms a little over a year, reaching anywhere over 80M power is either gonna take tons of time (years), or hundreds of dollars

Wtf? Im not kidding I got a rise of kingdom ad after I clicked the vid

We've reached the point where we're making better ads for a videogame than the actual company behind it

Rise of kingdom ad template - Have 1 or more people be a dick to the protagonist - Have them justify their dickish behavior because of how high their power level is without actually naming the game they're referring to. - Have the protagonist immediately understand what they're talking about and show that they're stronger. - The antagonists suddenly becomes super humble and asks the protagonist for advice - Protagonists will oblige dispite them having no real reason to help someone who was extremely rude and condescending towards them. Side note: The Protagonist must be fat or extremely scrawny. There is no in between.

I can say this gotta be my new ad

Honestly, Joe's *"BRING IT ONNN!!"* made the whole video funnier.

Sir, you can't shoot that guy. OF COURSE I CAN, BECUASE I HAVE 100 MILLION POWE-

Basically every rise of kingdoms ad

random guy "YOU CAN'T JUST BURN DOWN THAT ORPHANAGE!" the guy that burnt down the orphanage " Yes i can i have 100 million power in rise of kingdoms!" Random guy " oh ok " *children screaming in the background* the guy that burnt down the orphanage " wanna get lunch?" random guy " sure"

How I would structure a RoK ad: Person: so our company has been performing very successfully, so we are giving one of you a raise. Employee 1: well I have 20 million power in Rise of Kingdoms. I chose the Roman region, which gives me a 10% attack and defense bonus. This allows me to plunder enemy villages with ease and have little risk of being invaded back. Employee 2: Hah, I have 50 million power. I chose the Japanese region, which gives me 5% faster exploration speed. Because of this, I can reveal the map twice as fast (math), allowing me to utilize the resource farms spread throughout the map area. Employee 3: Noobs… I have OVER 9000 TRILLION POWER! Other employees + boss: WHAT?! HOW?! Employee 3: it’s easy. I chose the region of my mom’s credit card. After spending 4 million dollars in real life, I get instant map reveal, instant construction speed, infinite resources, instant troop training and research speed, and I can build my entire empire to max level. With the power of Pay-to-Win on my side, I am unstoppable in this totally strategic game

Me 4k power away from 1.5 billion power:

The only ROK Ad I wouldn’t skip

Ads in a nutshell

Highly accurate. Rise of Kingdom ads are 100% similar.

It’s over, Anakin! I have 27,000,000 power in Rise of Kingdom because I chose the Vikings who live in mountains, in other words, the high ground! You underestimate my 80,000,000 power Roman Kingdom!

0:16 i chose petoria because it has this neat little pool in joe swanson backyard

Petition to make Petoria a real civilization in Rise of Kingdoms🙋‍♂️

This is the best ad I've seen

If this was higher quality, this would make a bad ass KZfaq channel

Ngl I had an ad before the video and I was convinced it was the actual video

I love that the bad AI voice actually makes it better because the ads often do the same kind of voice.

the weird slightly off AI voices fit this so well

This is the future of mobile ads

I love how suddenly there is a new civilization call peterzi something something and it has a pool

Petoria is op ngl.

Soo many buffs

Rise of kingdoms should hire this man

The "BRING IT ON" is perfect

If you put this as an official ad could you get Disney to sue ROK

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life, and I think it will continue to be. I don't know why this is the way it is. But I feel I have no choice but to embrace it.

I love how the ads say that there is no wrong civilization and than continuities with "you picked the wrong civilization" / "this civilization so the best"

This is honestly better than those modern ads nowadays.

okay swanson

the most canon rise of kingdoms ad.

joes poll has some good ressources ngl

He's got a point tho, he got 80 million power in rise of kingdoms

This happened to me yesterday **walking down the street** **Big guy with tattoos walks up to me** "Yo what's in the bag" "Hey back off man I've got 500 million power in rise of kingdoms you don't want none of this bro" "Sorry man don't hurt me"

Thanks for making me finally laugh in this day

This is honestly such an underrated video

They just fighting for Lois when she has 400 milion power. She choose Ohio. It's troops have a 150% boost to their speed thanks to the skin walkers they are riding and a special ability to confuse their enemies and then attack for more effectiveness.

The easiest way to get 80000000 battle power is by becoming a super sayan lmao

This is how new ads looks like

I want this to be an ad I see daily

I like how he says “this neat little pool in joe swansons back yard”

Peter really hates Nick

This makes me want to play the game lmao

Lmaoo

This is the most META meme I have ever seen

The fact that I got an add for this game when I watched was hilarious

I literally watch the ad like 1.8 million times

Random guy:stay out of my way I have 50 million power. Me:well I have one gun

"LET THE HOSTAGE GO" "I CAN'T! I HAVE 200 MILLION POWER ON RISE OF KINGDOMS-"

I love how all RoK ads talk about the civs when the only reason you puck them is for the 4 star commander because money is the only thing that matters in the game

Playing along feels so glorious

The fact that I saw a rise of kingdoms ad before this triggers me

The Vikings actually give an early battling advantage an they also give a boost on stolen resources. The Japanese civilisation gives a resource gathering buff and a resource storage buff.

He has 80 million power

“I choose petoria in Joe Swanson neat little pool” 😂

Stewie with his 1 billion power level on his 10 alt accounts

Finally a full version

Play it in 2x speed trust me its so good

I could see this being used as an actual ad

it never gets old

THE ADD WE ALWAYS NEEDED

Every rise of kingdom add be like

This feels like a real advertisement for Rise of Kingdoms

Every mobile ad:

the absolute peak of humor i see

Every single ad when you want a gamer girl😂