Since some people asked for it, I made subtitles for this video. I hope you can understand it properly and have a good laugh with it.
If you want more videos translated, say so in the comments. I will do them as soon as I can. Thanks for watching.
List of annotations used in the video:
*¹: Risitas got knocked over by a car when he was crossing the road. He flew a few meters and broke his shoulder when he landed. They had to operate on him and since then he has a very expensive prosthesis in his bone. (Also, I believe he won the lawsuit or something and gained a lot of money.)
*²: "Las Candelarias" is a popular festivity based around the "Virgen de Candelaria", mostly celebrated in the southwest in Spain. People usually create groups and fraternities to devote and celebrate. In this case, he probably meant a friend he met in one of those groups.
*³: I really have no idea what he means here. He says what I put in the video, but it makes no sense. He does things like this sometimes.